Shade

I keep telling myself that if I die before I'm 13 then I won't be happy in heaven because I'll be stuck as a kid forever and being a kid stinks because you're too young to do anything. Seriously, I can't just go tell my parents, "I've had it with my piece of **** life, so I'm going to kill myself!" They won't send me to a psychiatrist. Instead, they'll just spank me until I apologize! When will they ever learn that I'm not 5 years old! I'm almost 13! My parents are so...oh, yeah. We were talking about suicide, not my life. But that's why I want to kill myself. I often think about killin' myself, but then I think, "Do I really want to go to ****?"

Meanwhile, one of "The Masters" decides to spy on Kiyone and Weevil. Master: (I will duel whoever wins this duel!) ???: I heard that! I can read minds! Suddenly, Shade sppears behind the "Master". Master: You!?!?!? Shade: Yes, and I don't think you signed up for this. What is your name? Master: Call me Alan. Shade: *pulls out a clipboard with a schedule on it* Let's see...Alan...nope, you haven't signed up. *puts schedule away* I'm afraid you must be banned from this premises. Guards! Two nearby guards reach for Alan. He backflips behind Shade and grabs his neck. Alan: One more move, and your Prime Minister gets it! Shade: I think it is you who is going to get it. Shade steps on another button and sends Alan plummeting down a shaft away from Battle Palace. Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Guard #1: Why didn't you use your power? Shade: I didn't feel like it. Anyway, I'm going to check on the other duelists. *disappears* Meanwhile, in the sewer, Bandit Keith is covered in sewer water, his clothes are torn, his sunglasses and bandana are gone, and his hair is messed up. Keith: I've gotta find a way back to the palace! Huh? *notices a light* Keith finds a ladder under the light and climbs up, finding himself in the streets of England. He notices a tour bus. Keith: Hey! Bus Driver: What happened to you? You look like you've been in a sewer! And you smell that way, too! Keith: Listen! *grabs driver by the neck* I need to borrow this bus! *tosses driver away* Driver: Hey! Constable (however you spell it)! Constable: Hey, you can't take that bus! Keith: Who's gonna stop me!? *gets in bus and drives away like a madman* I've got to find Shade's palace and get my revenge!

After Joey's first duel... Joey: Alright, Keith! Hand your cards and badges over! Keith: Over my dead body! ???: I'll be happy to arrange that. Suddenly, Keith turns around and sees three duelists, each wearing a white mask with a black cape and black top-hat. Mask #1: How about you duel us? Keith: Who are you? Mask #2: We are part of "The Masters," an elite organization of duelists who strive to be the best! Keith: Well, in that case, which one of you creeps wants to be creamed first? ???: None. Suddenly, Keith finds himself looking up at Shade. Shade: You cannot participate in another duel until you hand over the recommended badges you wagered. Keith: But I wagered all my badges! Shade: Then you are disqualified. Keith: You can't disqualify me! *holds fist up at Shade* Shade: Oh, I'm so scared. Not! *snaps fingers, instantly summoning two British Guards* The guards grab Keith, take his cards and badges away, and drag him to the door. Keith: No! I can't give up my chance for riches! Keith knocks the two guards onto the floor and runs back over to Shade. Keith: Give me the 2 billion or suffer! Shade: I'll give you something even "better". Keith: What is it? Shade steps on a small button on the floor, opening up a deep shaft underneath Bandit Keith, sending him plummeting. Keith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Meanwhile, in a sewer underneath the palace, Bandit Keith has just been ejected into the water. Bandit Keith: First Pegasus, now Shade. Sheesh. He swims away. Back at the palace, Joey grabbed the cards and badges from the two injured guards. Joey: Alright! Thanks Shade! Shade? He sees that Shade is gone. Joey: This day just gets more unusual by the minute. And where did those masked creeps go?

Meanwhile, in the dining room, Shade is sitting in a chair drinking a glass of champaigne. Shade: Mmm, my favorite flavor. William, bring me another! Suddenly, the man who announced the rules to the duelists appeared, holding a bottle of wine. He refills Shade's glass. William: Sir, might I suggest that you check on the duelists? Shade: I think that's a good idea. *gulps down wine faster than a speeding bullet and walks off, his cape fluttering behind him*

Four airplanes landed at a British Airport. Out of one plane walked Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Bakura, Kaiba, Mokuba, Mai, and Bandit Keith. Out of another walked Weevil, Rex, Mako, Esper, Bones, Panik, and the Paradox Brothers. Out of the third one walked Hermes, Ryan, and the Kentaro Sisters. And finally, a bunch of new duelists walked out of the fourth one. They all met up in the airport. Joey: I'm gonna win that 2 billion and... Tristan: No way, I'm gonna win and use the money to impress your sister! Joey: What!? No way! Tea: Ugh, boys will be boys. ???: And frightened little girls will be frightened little girls! Panik suddenly appeared. Tea: EEEK! Panik: I'm going to eliminate you! Yugi: This isn't Duelist Kingdom, Panik. Panik: It isn't? Darn! Suddenly, a fleet of limousines pulled up. Everyone was driven to a humongous palace. Bakura: Look at the size of this place! *suddenly goes Yami* And I'm sensing dark energies from the Shadow Realm! I'm going to get this power, and become unstoppable! *goes back to normal* Everyone was taken through the gate and into a courtyard. Suddenly, a man in British Uniforms appeared. Man: Good evening! Welcome to Battle Palace! If you lose a duel, then you must give up TWO rare cards and the badges that you wager. You see the three badges on each of the gloves you have on? Those certify that you are granted access to Battle Palace! You must get 12 in all to enter the finals! The one who wins the finals will be able to duel Prime Minister Shade, the one who set up this tournament! If you beat him, you will recieve 2 billion dollars and the strongest card of all: Warlord of Set. Also, try not to break anything! Got it? Ok, access approved. *opens doors* Mai: That means that just one loss can ruin my deck! I'd better be careful! Ryan: Hey, who are those guys? Suddenly, a bunch of duelists wearing masks and capes appeared. They were silent. Yugi: Come on! Everyone ran inside, preparing for their first duels.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by G/S/B Master [/i] [B]Shade, when the RPG is going to start?? And what are the effects/attack/defense of Warlord of Set. [/B][/QUOTE] Let me start explaining the basics of the WOS: Effects: He can attack any target on the field, and can destroy any defense (must wait 1 turn before being able to attack). He also can destroy multiple monsters in 1 turn. Also, practically all known magic cards have no effect on him. Attack: 70000 Defense: 70000 PS: I'm gonna start the RPG now (just to make you stop bugging me).

Suddenly, the ceiling was destroyed. The trio could see Drago hovering above. Harsan: We must run! Leader: I agree. Harsan opened a secret passage. The leader and Amber went inside. Harsan then attempted to follow, but he was grabbed and thrown back into the throne room by Drago. Leader: Harsan! Harsan: Save...yourself... Amber: Come on! Amber closed the door to the passage and she, along with the leader, ran deeper inside. Drago: Forgive me. Spirit Bomb! Drago threw a Spirit Bomb at Harsan. Harsan: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Harsan was destroyed, and Drago started blasting the palace all over. Meanwhile, inside the passage... Amber: Oh no! Leader: What is it? Amber: It's Harsan! *sniff* He's...he's...GONE!!! Leader: Harsan!? My loyal messenger!? Gone!? Amber: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Amber's power level suddenly raised, Gohan-style. She flew out of the passage and stood face to face with Drago. Drago: You again? I must spare you no longe... But before he could finish, Amber punched him into one of the walls of the ruined palace and started pummeling him in rage. Amber: YOU WON'T KILL ANYONE ELSE!!! Amber held her fist back for a final strike, but before she could throw another punch, Drago grabbed her throat with his left hand. He flew out of the wall, with Amber in his hand. Drago: Fool! You dare challenge me? You will lose. He squeezed tighter on her throat until she could barely breathe. Andalar: Hey Drago, the killing spree on Yuzi is over! Drago: Fine! But mark my words, I will someday come back to even our little score. Drago dropped Amber and flew away from the ruined palace with Andalar. Amber: He...almost...killed...me... Suddenly, the leader appeared and ran towards Amber. Leader: Are you alright? Amber: The...universe...is...doomed...*passes out* Leader: NOOOOO! AMBER! I must get her to a remaining hospital!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Saiyan_Metroid [/i] [B]Name: Ishtar Marak Age: 13 Looks: Dark blue Cargo jeans, White tank-top with a black shirt and a long Red Trench coat. Green spiked hair. Deck Theme: Magician/Warrior/Dragon Rare Cards: Dark Magician, Magician of Black Chaos, Black Luster Soldier, Swordhunter, Millenium Sheild, Thousand-Eyes Restrict, BEWD. Bio: Abandonded as a child, he learned everything from how to steal to how to duel by himself. He knows his parents are alive and he entered this tournament to get money to search for them. After the Battle City tournament, Malik found a way out of the Shadow Realm, and he made his way back to Battle City. He met up with Tea and they had a child(me!!!). About 2 1/2 years after I was bor, Bakura found Malik and they dueled. Tea and I fled. Then, Bakura chased My mm. I was left in foster care, but I escaped and now, I'm looking for my parents and Bakura. Marak found a way to duel like no one else and he's going to enter Battle Palace to test it out and find a way to rescue his parents. Personality: Funny, Always has a joke about everything. Outgoing and really friendly. Other: Wants to win a powerful card to improve his deck and a millenium item to add his collection(has Millenium Necklace and Orb.) [/B][/QUOTE] Oh for the love of God, you must hear this! This is [i]right after[/i] Battle City, so Marik couldn't marry Tea yet. Besides, I don't think her parents would like her marrying some evil Egyptian tyrant bent on world domination. Besides, joke-signups ain't allowed. Sorry.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Saiyan_Metroid [/i] [B]Shade...Earth to Shade...You there>? [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, I just forgot to get on yesterday.

Little did she know that the male Saiyan was Drago. She watched from behind a nearby boulder to see the 8 foot tall gargantuan tormenting the female Saiyan. Drago: I do not wish to harm women, but my master requests me to do so, or my family will be killed. Forgive me. Spirit Bomb! He threw a Spirit Bomb at the female Saiyan. Female: I...forgive...you... The female was blasted into oblivion. Drago then flew off to find his next victim(s). He looked down and saw Amber. She was terrified! He decided to spare her, for the moment. He flew off to another city.

Meanwhile, in the southwestern part of Yuzi, Drago saw a vulnerable city. He landed into the unhaffected city and with the snap of his fingers, he destroyed a building. The people ran away frightened of the 8 foot tall gargantuan. Even though he was handsome, he was never in the mood for girls. Especially the ones whom he was attacking. Drago: Playtime is over. Drago suddenly let out a HUGE burst of energy fly out of him. The city was destroyed in just a few seconds. 70% of the people were dead, while the surviving 30% were badly injured. Drago summoned his share of Yami Kami's shadows to drag the remaining citizens back to the deserted Earth, where they would be enslaved with their fellow Yuzis. A Saiyan appeared out of the ruins and challenged Drago. Saiyan: Fight me, coward! Drago: You will regret saying that. Drago gave the Saiyan a punch, knocking him down. Saiyan: Help...me...brothers...*dies* Suddenly, more Saiyans appeared. Drago: Just try to defeat me! Drago noticed one Saiyan holding his hands in the air. He was calling all the energy of the planet into one mighty attack. The Spirit Bomb! Saiyan: Eat Spirit Bomb, gargantuan! The Saiyan threw his Spirit Bomb at Drago. After the smoke cleared, Drago only had a few scars on his face and chest. His pants only had a small tear in them (like Android 17's pants). Drago: Ha, that rash was worse than a mosquito bite! The Saiyans looked terrified. They ran in fear, but Drago launched a flurry of minor Spirit Bombs at the Saiyans. They all were killed. You see, Drago was no ordinary Saiyan. He was a Kenji Saiyan, the advanced type of Saiyan. Vegeta Saiyans could only use their Spirit Bombs once, while Kenji Saiyans could use their Spirit Bombs multiple times. Drago: Fools. Suddenly, more Saiyans emerged from the rubble. Drago: HOW MANY SAIYANS DOES THIS CITY HAVE!?!?!? Drago became enraged and charged up his energy to 1 trillion, then 2 trillion, 3 trillion, and so on until it reached 20 trillion. The Saiyans knew that they could not stand against power like this. They were destroyed by an energy wave from Drago. Drago: Well, that's the last of them in this city. Now to progress to the next one. Drago flew off to his next victims.

Reknew and the 8 feet tall Drago flew off to find Andalar. Soon, they found him battling a group of Saiyans alone. They all threw punches and kicks at Andalar simultaneously, but he dodged every one with ease. Andalar wrapped his tail around one Saiyan's neck and choked him to death. He threw the dead Saiyan at another Saiyan, knocking him down. He blasted them both to oblivion. Saiyan: He's too strong! Andalar: My next volunteer! Energy Disk! He threw an Energy Disk at the helpless Saiyan who was cut in two. He died a slow, painful death. Drago: Andalar, let me take care of them. Andalar: Sure thing, comrad. Drago walked up to one Saiyan. The Saiyan looked up at the gargantuan Saiyan in terror. Drago: You will lose. With the least bit of his power, Drago punched him in the face hard, knocking him to the ground. Drago: If he dies, he dies. The Saiyan died. Another Saiyan jumped up and kicked him in the face hard. Drago didn't even budge. He killed the Saiyan with a punch to the face. A few more Saiyans tackled him to the ground. Drago was covered in a pile of Saiyans! Suddenly, Drago sent the Saiyans flying off of him and into the wall of a ruined palace. Drago: Reknew, the rest are yours. Reknew: Ok, FIRE BESTURK RAGE!!!!! The remaining Saiyans were burned to a crisp. Andalar: Well, that takes care of them. Now we must split up. Drago, you go to the southwest. Reknew, you've got the northeast. I'll take the southeast. So, they split up and flew to their next victims. TO BE CONTINUED... OOC: I'm not god-modding this time like in "The Yin and the Yang."

Suddenly, a dark cloud looms over all of Yuzi. Settou: What's that? Suddenly, a tall man in black appears. He raises his hand and thousands of shadows zip across Yuzi, grabbing every citizen they can find, and taking them off the planet. Settou: Oh no!!! Oh no!!! Oh no!!! Suddenly, a group of shadows surrounds Settou. They close in to grab her, but she jumps out of the way, causing the shadows to bump into each other. More shadows try to grab her, but she dodges every one. The tall man begins to speak. Man: Fool! You dare challenge the great Yami Kami, ruler of Earth, and soon the universe!? You will suffer! Suddenly, the grounds shakes, knocking Settou off balance. Yami Kami looms over her. She blacks out. Yami Kami: Reknew, Andalar, Drago! Suddenly, a girl with red hair, a black Frieza-like being, and a tall saiyan (taller than Yami Kami) with short blonde hair appear. Yami Kami: Scout the planet. Make sure that no people have managed to escape my grasp. All Three: Yes sir! *fly off* Yami Kami: Another day, another planet. OOC: Since Yami Kami wants the universe, I decided that he would travel from planet to planet conquering everything.

Mighty Mandy, there's your final bad guy. Now you can start the RPG.

Come on, signup! I need more signups!

Come on, we need more bad guys!

[I]After his return to England from Battle City, Prime Minister Magnus Shade of England has decided to hold a tournament in his palace. Some of the best duelists, such as Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Mai Valentine, Ryan, Hermes, the Kentaro Sisters, the Paradox Brothers, Mako Tsunami, Weevil Underwood, and Esper Roba have all recieved video invitations along with dueling gloves. They have also recieved two badges each with the offical British symbol on them. Also, the loser in each duel must give up TWO rare cards instead of one. Each duelist must win 12 badges in duels to get to the finals, and only the first 10 to win them can participate in the finals. The remaining duelists will be disqualified. The remaining finalist will duel Shade, and if he wins, then he will get the prize. But, there is an evil band of supreme duelists called "The Masters" who have also been invited. Their leader is a mysterious Egyptian sorcerer. They are even worse than the Rare Hunters. They will stop at nothing to win the grand prize: 2 billion dollars along with the mysterious 4th God Card: The Warlord of Set.[/I] To sign up as a duelist, fill out this form: Name: Age: Looks: Deck Theme: Rare Cards: Bio: Personality: Other: To sign up as a "Master", fill out this form: Name: Age: Looks: Deck Theme: (No more than 6) Rare Cards: (No more than 7) Bio: Personality: What Card Are You Looking For: Other: Oh, and Ryan, the Kentaros, and Hermes are automatically in this, so they do not need to be re-registered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll do mine, though: Name: Shade. Age: 36. Looks: He's 6'6" and weighs 275 pounds. He wears a black cape with a black tuxedo underneath. He has long black hair. Deck Theme: Mysterious/Ancient/Magic/Sword/Dragon Rare Cards: Exodia, Obelisk, Slifer, Winged Dragon of Ra, Warlord of Set, and Gate Guardian Bio: He was born in England with ancient Egyptian powers unlike any other (he's the reincarnation of the Pharaoh's most powerful priest). He went to Egypt and trained until 20. He traveled to America for a few years and made 40 billion dollars in big business (I don't know what kind, he just made a heck of a lot of money in it). He went back to England and married a multi-billionaire's daughter, Lisa VanDusen. He then built a 10 billion dollar palace. And he still had 30 billion dollars. A couple years later, he ran for Prime Minister and won. But Lisa died afterwards, and his son was taken away. He then went to Battle City and again saw his son, Ryan. Afterwards, he went back to England and decided to host his own tournament. Personality: Strict at times, but as an Englishman, he is a gentleman around women. Other: He hopes to see his son Ryan, again.

As soon as we get a couple more bad guys.

I think we need 2 or 3 more bad guys at least.

Bad guy: Name: Drago Age: 27 Gender: male race: Saiyan description: He is 8 feet tall. He has short blond hair and red pants with a black belt the letter D written in black on the buckle. He wears black Saiyan boots, too. He wears yellow wristbands. He has a stern, strict look on his face a lot. Also, he has a deep Russian-like accent. He has no tail, though (he doesn't need one). bio: He is one of the tallest Saiyans in the universe. Yami Kami saw how strong he was and offered to recruit him. Drago refused. Yami Kami told him that he had no choice. If he refused, his family would die. Drago joined. But secretly, Yami Kami killed his family anyway, and never told Drago. To this day, Drago has been cold and heartless. Drago plans to overthrow Yami Kami someday. planet: Kenji Special Powers: He is the only Saiyan who can regenerate body parts, but he never really needs to. He can breathe in space. Also, he can use the Spirit Bomb more than once and he has a special Stun Punch, where one punch stuns an opponent. He is very fast, too. His Favorite Phrase: "If he dies, he dies."

I'll start now.

When you catch him, beat him up and sue him.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kinetic [/i] [B][color=darkblue] Actually, YuGiOh is highly looked down upon in many places, whereas everyone loves Magic the Gathering :p I myself have had Princess of Tsurugi, Sword of Dark Destruction, Remove Trap, Reverse Trap, De-Spell, and the almighty Suijin stolen from me and sold. [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Why didn't you sue the son of a b****? You would have won, too.

This RPG starts as soon as I can pick the 5 best Yin warriors and the 5 best Yang generals (Think Ronan Warriors-style. I miss that show. I'd give a lot to see a new Ronan Warrior series.). PS: Even if I don't pick your character, you may still help with the story, but you must use only the [I]chosen[/I] characters in the story.

Thanks. Now, in Vice City, can you use people as human shields? (Like in The Getaway, a more perverted and realistic version of GTA.)