Vicky

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']I ran into this the other day: [IMG]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4963/655785.gif[/IMG] Reminded me of you, Vicky. :p[/QUOTE] [size=1]XD That's quite cool. It may inspire my new avatar. Also: [url]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=38322143[/url] Tap dancing gangster![/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']As well she should be! Congratulations! Interviews must be creepy...:animedepr[/QUOTE] [size=1]Ah they're good, depends who with. If you get someone like my guy who has big dreams and ideas, then you'd be fine. His goal is to like eventually get rid of poverty in the UK with all this funding and training, and his newest project is to improve third world countries with his funding schemes so they have a better understanding of politics and hopefully get rid of corrupt governments and elections. Something like that. I zoned out at "WE'LL PAY FOR YOUR DRIVING LESSONS."[/size]

[size=1]So I have a good story for you all. I went for a chat today about a Fundings Bid Writer position. The guy, Mr Khan, read through my CV and then asked me loads of random questions. We got talking about my writing, computer skills, graphics design and all that. Then he's like: "Can you do a newspaper for the company? Can you do our business cards? Check and proof read our reports? Design leaflets? Design report templates?" And we kept chatting. He then said, "I started out as young as you and have a huge international company. I think you've got potential and I want to get you trained as a bid writer but, for the time being, you can do our newspaper and some graphics work." I was like okay, I'll do it. He then says, "you need a car, so we can fund your driving lessons and any training courses you want to go on." I was very much interested at this point. End of the interview, he stands up and goes, "forget the bid writing position," and I was like... shiiiiiit... then he goes "you'll be doing that, too, along with everything else. You're new title is Senior Consultant as soon as you finish your three days training. Congratulations." [url]www.emica.co.uk[/url]

[size=1]Hopefully they'll ban Transformers now. *ducks*[/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']Nah, they're both awesome. Where did your Goat nickname come from anyway?:confused:[/QUOTE] [size=1]When I first started hanging around with the Manchester Punks, some guy asked me my name. And I was very young so I was a bit nervous and I just used my MSN name 'Space Goat' in case he was dodgy. He was like 'oh, right.' Next week I return and he shouts to everyone - 'Look! It's SPACE GOAT!' And the name just picked up, shortened to Goat now haha.[/size]

[quote name='Ol' Fighter']While walking home at about 3:00 in the morning my friend and I were on our way home from a late night of watching movies over at my gf's house when I noticed somthing move out of the corner of my eye. I was rather sleppy at the time and he was texting so we really weren't paying attention to the movement. We payed for that...we got sniped by a smelly sniper...the damn skunk. It was hidden behind a trash can. We thought we were all good, but as we walked the smell followed and as we hit the door home...man did it get us. Everything we had on was dead...even my boxers some how. It was a horrible smell that could wake the dead. Anyway, we found ourselves having to cleanse ourselves with 1 and a half bottles of hydrogen peroxide, don't know how much baking soda, and a lot of liquid soap. I now HATE skunks...[/QUOTE] [size=1]Sorry about that mate, I didn't see you there ;) I may have to change my nickname to Skunk. But it hardly bares the same awesomeness as Goat.[/size]

[size=1]For all you men... imagine popping a baby outta your va-jay-jay. Like something the size of a MELON with arms and legs sprawling about trying to crawl its way to the light. Also, being kicked in the stomach while you're on your period hurts far more than being hit in the nuts. Believe me. You throw your guts up.[/size]

[size=1]Oh bad times for us ladies. When I started waaaay back in the beginning of high school (yes I was blessed *rolls eyes*) I got my ear pierced. Passed out, lol. I also decided to have a drink at one point when I was very bad... passed out, went to hospital, lol. But now the only things that come to mind are (spoilers for perhaps sexual content) [spoiler]Yes! I'm not pregnant (although that doesn't matter but I'm still paranoid) and damn, I can't have sex for a week.[/spoiler][/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']Apparently, I get into fights with my incredibly religious father about gay rights... Stupid, stupid, stupid temper of mine...and stupid Dad that believes I shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion different from his because I'm 14...whoops, there goes my temper again...:animedepr[/QUOTE] [size=1]It's the hormones! The terrible, terrible hormones... And it's always odd that women tend to come on at the most unfortunate times. Example: Oh! I got paid today and it's a Friday! Time for an epic night out tomorrow! Then I wake up with a stomach ache screaming around the house how I hate my ovaries.[/size]

[size=1]Normal guys. My brother's like that all the time, ha.[/size]

[size=1]Men often talk about the size of the poo they did the other night, so us women will talk with dignity about bleeding. My girlfriend is right horrible piece of work when she's due on the week before. Then when the time comes, I get a week of the nicest person in the world. Then back to mega-biatch in training until the time comes a week before to be MEGA BIATCH, then the cycle begins again after the week of niceness. When I'm on my period I cry. A lot.[/size]

[size=1]Taperson, you has one fine smile. If I smiled that much my jawbone would drop off, ha. Anyway. I'm a skunk. [img]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs153.snc1/5688_89389692705_695717705_1762549_8005646_n.jpg[/img] Who also, according to some homeless man, is pulling the 'Rod Stewart' look. [img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs153.snc1/5688_88187842705_695717705_1748155_849526_n.jpg[/img][/size]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Every day I curse whoever designed those shoes in the second photograph for being stupid enough to design those shoes in the second photograph. Also I would like to permanently ban the sale of black eye-liner to anyone but actors until women start figuring out that makeup applied generously makes them look less like people and more like props. Hopefully that would also eliminate the Egyptian curl as well. Guys can wear it all they want, since they're free to look like posing morons all they want as well and the two kind of go hand in hand.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [size=1]There shall be no banning of eyeliner. As someone who doesn't really give a damn how a look [spoiler]'cause I always look cool[/spoiler] I would like to state I love eyeliner and make up. I get more 'you're pretty' with that on. Trust me, I did tests one day =p.[/size]

[quote name='Magus']Man, I'll be 25 next month and don't really have much to do. What the heck do 24-25 year olds do these days?[/QUOTE] [size=1]They get an office job and throw their life away! So get to work! (I got fired today because I told my boss it 'wasn't my fault [he] loses all the work because [he's] a thick **** and [he] still owes me money') I was very angry.[/size]

[size=1]Even if you bottled your own water you still have to pay the water rates and then by a plastic bottle. So if companies use tap water they're basically doing all the work for you. I still think this is a bit petty. It's bottled water, for Christ's sake. I think over here people only buy it when they're out... I've seriously never heard of people to buy bottled water as opposed to drinking their own tap water.[/size]

[size=1]I've never done it because I've never been to a hotel. But, generally, I'm a thief anyway. The main reason is because stuff is ridiculously priced. I'm not jobless, I get paid a lot, but I still can't afford small things. Do you think I'm paying twenty pence to go the toilet? No, I'll jump over the barrier thank you. If I buy tea and there's no sugar in it, I go to the next coffee shop and rob a load. That's also where I get my sugar from for at home. I also shoplift sometimes. Not when I'm loaded, like. If I can afford something then I'll buy it. But if you think I'm paying five pound for eyeliner that isn't even security tagged I assume the shop is saying to me 'Go on, seriously, it's a special present for you!'. And Afflecks deserve to be robbed from. The biggest alternative shop in Manchester and it decides to put its prices ten times any other shop, JUST because the alternative kids have nowhere else to go. No, that's wrong. I'm not paying a fiver, again, for a steel (not stainless, mind you) ring. I just pick it up, look at it, pretend to answer my phone, walk off and slip it in my pocket when I put my phone away. Easy. I would probably go wild robbing soap and coffee in a hotel, to be fair. I might even go in empty rooms and take everything out of there as well =). What was the question? Oh, yeah, I'm a thief.[/size]

[quote name='James'][font=franklin gothic medium] Speaking of which, Vicky, are those Manson pants? One of the images gives that impression but I'm not sure.[/font][/QUOTE] [size=1]Aaah they're custom made. I bought the black jeans for about three pound and painted and made some of the patches. There's a Manson patch on the back though, I think it's the eat me drink me logo. Also I use hairspray but one day I had to use glue to keep my hair up. My new hairs more stylish than my last mohawk, but not nearly as [url=http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v743/99/32/695717705/n695717705_917618_2117.jpg]big[/url] (clickage like) as the last. But hairspray keeps it up and I even have a video where my hair bounces back up after putting all these hats over my mohawk. Any kind of gel of wax is crap because it's too heavy for big hair and isn't flexible. =)[/size]

[size=1]I'm in a band. I do vocals with the ginger lad (we call him Viv 'cause he looks like punk Viv off the young ones). The other two are miserable buggers, so sorry about their faces. Plus me and Viv just generally look quite cool. [img]http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5688_83989837705_695717705_1685308_2489996_n.jpg[/img] Also, I'm a tree hugger. [img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs153.snc1/5688_83991962705_695717705_1685331_5759244_n.jpg[/img][/size]

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][RIGHT] [IMG]http://sbbc.net/T.gif[/IMG][/RIGHT][/QUOTE] [size=1]It was intentional =). It feels weird quoting nothing.[/size]

[size=1]'Feeding kids meat is child abuse.' Bit** slapping your child in the face with a big juicy steak repeatedly is child abuse. I love my meat.[/size]

[quote name='bandit']Hey. Call me Shadedagger, Maelorya, Mae, Lo-lo, Shade.. But I am a Bandit. You can call me that too. I.. I like to RP. It's an escape for me. And seeing as I tend to escape a lot, i've gotten a little better over the years. I like to write, too. My home site is somewhere i've been since I was a wee nipper at the age of eleven, and other than Gaia, this is the first time i've ventured away from it. xD So.. please, be kind.[/QUOTE] [size=1]HI ROSS! (This girl gets very drunk at my house and smokes a lot of cigarettes as well as writing/drawing on my wall). ...Did I just ruin your entrance? Ahahahaaaaaa. I'd laugh if I got the wrong person though. =) Welcome kiddo.[/size]

[size=1]I spent the week traveling around Manchester with my girlfriend to interviews. Walking in the boiling sun, sweating like a... well just sweating horribly, letting my girlfriend smoke all my cigs and then not getting any off her, falling asleep and getting a nail thrown at me, stressing out over directions... all for places that I had to sit outside for while she went to these interviews. But did you know a cool shower with someone else is actually quite nice? I actually complained of heat stroke just so we could have another one =D![/size]

[size=1]Ha I think I've had a little bit too much all of the people start to rush... if I knew the rest... We almost got mugged today and spent the day in a police station slightly drunk then came home and got a crate and wine. The WINE is getting me there. There's something about the wine. Anyone who cares Jokopoko is drunk too =) (and I now know how hard it is to type coherently when drunk, this is taking a long time).[/size]

[size=1]Acey clicked his tongue after being disturbed by some odd person on his way to the doctor's door. He shoved his hands in his pockets and went to room 6, knocking loudly. [B]"Yes?"[/B] He bounded in. He didn't poke his head in timidly, instead he presented himself by flinging the door open and strolling in. He threw himself down on the chair, one hand over the back, giving half a grin. The young Asian doctor looked at him and cleared her throat, placing her pen down. When Acey didn't say anything, she asked. [B]"What can I do for you?"[/b] she said. Acey took off his sunglasses. [B]"Oh, I see. Well, let's take a look."[/B] She shined lights in his eyes and inspected all around his face. She took blood samples, just in case, and asked him a lot of questions that he barely answered. She checked through the computer at all kinds of diseases and causes, checking back at the paper, then back at Acey. She tried as hard as she could but she didn't know. [B]"I'm going to prescribe you something. If your eye colour doesn't return within the next two weeks I want you to come back here."[/b] [B]"So you don't know what's wrong with me?"[/B] [B]"At the moment, no."[/B] Acey felt angry. His jaw automatically clenched and the first thing that came to mind was that he didn't want to stay there - when the doctor handed him the prescription he snatched it, ripped it up and walked away. [B]"Some fuckin' help you are!"[/B] He faintly heard her calling after him but he paid no attention. He stormed out of the doctors with most eyes on him, but he didn't really give a damn. He took off in search of more cigarettes.[/size] [I][SIZE=1]OOC: We'll start the next chapter shortly. Also, anyone interested in making clan pictures with names on (without the original aliens in them), drop me a line or post so in the backstage because my computer with the images on had a hard drive fail. Har bloody har, someone hates me...[/i][/size]

[size=1]PAYDAY. Hundred and seventy quid. Get in.[/size]