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I'm gonna go to Gencon this summer. It's not really an anime convention, but it has anime, games, and etc. My brothers hate cosplayers so I'm threatening to wear my Sailor Mercury halloween costume.

true, very true. Maybe I'll check it out. I don't know, girls with guns is fun, but I don't feel too motivated to buy this one.

The way his shoulders and neck connect is way off, and how the neck connects to the head. His nose is off center a bit. I think his eyes are a little small. Just try harder and you can fix it.

Yeah, for the paradise kiss one, I tried to match the colors to the colors on the covers. I'm considering changing the font, but I couldn't find a good one I could read clearly in the pink half where there's that picture. I'll fix it later.

I'm no expert on music, but that was pretty good. It may have just been my computer, but it sounded a little weird at some points. (10 secs- 20 secs into it) *Still listening to it* I like it though, and this tune will be stuck in my head for many days to come.

The blue picture on the banner is hard to see because I reduced the size of the banner so many times. Here's my Paradise Kiss banner, becuase I love it so much. But I think my escaflowne one is better...

My daddy works in Chicago, does somethig with stocks. It's been explained to me, but I still get confused. He supports all eight of his kids very well. My mom stays at home, but I wouldn't call her a house wife. She takes care of the animals and animal related paper work on our farm. She doesn't do any of the heavy work any more, but she does do a lot. She breeds many of our animals to sell, like doggies and horsies, and llamas, and I could go on with a very long list. I'm gonna be an animator, so it's more of taking from the art skills that everyone from my dad's side except my dad passed to me.

Well, I had to erase my other thread of this due to the fact that my banner wouldnt show up. I'm hoping to change that this time. If it doesn't again and anyone knows why, please tell me. Well, I hope this works and you like it.

"You're not done done, Loki!" Maki said with a bit of emotion. "You're not finished. Come back. Your brother is still alive. Will you let him get away with killing you, too? Wake up, Damn it!" There was emotion in her voice, but nothing in her face. She looked around and started to scream for a healer, or anyone who could help. Still nothing showed on her face.

Here's some wiccan humor... heehee. **** Happens... Dianaic: **** happens when men are around. Norse: If **** happens, beat the crap out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner ****. Solitary: If **** happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this ****. Gardenarian: **** happens in degrees. Alexandrian: **** happens because Gardner told us so. Dabbler: We have ways of making **** happen. Eclectic: We make our own ****. Newbie: I don't understand this ****. -OR- I like this ****. Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my ****. Wiccan: You must balance your ****. Witch: I can use this ****. Druid: This is old ****. Greek: Let's drink to this ****. Reconstructionist: This **** happened before. Celtic: This **** keeps happening to us. Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our ****. Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this ****. Priest: This **** happens every year. Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this ****. Fam-Trad: I inherited this ****. Visionary: Let's smoke this ****. Former Catholics: If **** happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame... Techno-Pagan: This **** always happens when I'm online. --------------------------------------- Top Ten ways to annoy a pagan: 10. Sayyyyyyy, is that a Jewish star? 9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it's a ... a ... Pentacost, right? 8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? Cool, I, like, listen to Black Sabbath, like, all the time, dude. 7. Oh, you're a Witch! I'm like, totally into, like, Goddess Consciousness. I sleep with a crystal every night, and have an Atlantean spirit guide. Will you teach me all the secrets of your religion? 6. I hear you Pagans do all your stuff in the nude. Wanna show me? 5. You will all burn in Hell. The Goddess is really Satan in drag. You don't believe in Satan? Boy, does he have you fooled! 4. Fascinating. I'm a sociologist; may I study you as a phenomena? 3. Do you really believe in all that nonsense? 2. You worship the Goddess? Poor thing; you obviously haven't heard about Jesus. Here, let me tell you... And (drum roll, please): 1. You're a witch, huh? Well, I'm initated at a higher level than you. I was initated at the age of seven by my grandmother, who was the last of the Atlantean Trad Elvish Ninja Masters. I don't suppose YOU have any lineage. ---------------------------------------------------- Pagan in Hell: A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" "Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?" Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill." Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud. The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT ???" Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way." --------------------------------------- A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to Pagan parents: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from then to do any drawing. And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean? Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took her to the Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was "opening the Circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that she keeps it at home. As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen. One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor. One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As You Will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I tried to correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath. In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about. With Deep Concerns, Mrs. Livingston P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct. I'm sorry if I have offended any Christian with these... or any pagans, lol. They made me laugh. Sorry for these... heehee... Now heres some other jokes.... A prayer for Women: Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my *** I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when I am wrong Don't drive in circles at any cost So I don't have to admit when I am lost Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you're two hours late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score I won't lose my hair I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive Don't call me a ***** I don't wear the same underwear everyday The food in my fridge has no sign of decay I don't go to Sears To look at the tools I don't cheat at poker I follow the rules I don't smoke cigars Don't pay for drinks at bars I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi" And it's okay for me to cry I know all you men Think that you're "IT" But compared to a woman You just ain't ****! --------------------- A Very Modern Princess A fairy tale for the assertive woman of the millenium. Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle, with my Mother... Where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't ******* think so. ---------------------- The Purple Dinosaur joke Step 1. Start with the Given... CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Step 2. Change to Proper Latin (Change "U"'s to "V"'s)... CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Step 3. Extract the Roman Numerals... CV VL DIV Step 4. Convert to Arabic Values.... 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Step 5. Add the Numbers.... 666 Therefore, Barney is Satan.

Does it have a strong, defined, not plot, but fan-service history? Fan-service really annoys me sometimes.

Okay, I said the second one almost made me cry, but the third one really did make me cry. 11 out of ten... *wipes tears off her cheeks* They're all so sad.... Write some more, I like crying... I guess that's weird, but these poems are so great!

That's really good! Especially for being drawn on a computer. There's something not right about how her head and neck are alligned, though.

Mage, you're so weird. I'm one of your happiest moments? lol. Another thing that made me really happy was when Zach got me a burned cd for my birthday... *Hugs the cd case, but the cd is in the stereo*

Yeah, anime can be school related. As for not doing your homework because you're looking at anime, in creative writing I'm doing a children's book on "The ABC's of Anime" and while trying to research some names that start with Q and N that are child appropriate, I found many sites blocked. And my friend Zach did one of his speeches on anime. But schools will be schools.

I have to see/ read it. My friend Zach really likes it, so I wanna know, what's the story about? He's the kind of guy who would like any anime with a descent plot and a lot of revealing outfits.

It's not one of my best drawings, but I still like it. It did need a bit more work on the drawing... unfortunately, I can't work on it anymore because my mom threw out the original sketch. oh well, I'll just have to continue working on my latest stuff.

Ahhh, those were so great. The last one makes me want to cry... I like the part in the first one, "But she was entitled the right to throw a fit." And I really liked the second one, altogether. They flowed real easily and the ryhming was done really well.

Maki ran up to him worridly (sp?) "Umm, should I get help? Will you be all right? Loki?" She looked at him, her mouth frowning, but eyes showing no emotion behind them. She went down to her knees next him.

A lot of you people make so much sense. Guys can be such idiots, but not all of them are like that. *starts rambling off about creepy band guy, then gets back on subject* Anyway, it's all these stupid hormones that sometimes cause the weaker part of the male species' brains to move south. I just think guys like this need to wake up and smell the coffee... or the cake. Whatever.

I like the idea of making a collage out of college brochures... now I can't wait until I'm a senior. Anyway, I know it's stupid, but even though Zach doesn' really like me like me (how cliche) it makes me happy just to be around him and make him laugh... *sigh* I don't have a lot of crushes, never more than one at a time. And he's a great guy. Okay, I'm just blabbering...

Name: Molly Age: 15 Hair: an icky shade of blonde. Eyes: Blue Star Sign: scorpio Hobbies: Drawing, reading, drawing, the internet, drawing, reading manga, drawing. Personality: I'm me. I talk too much about stuff that doesn't matter, I'm quiet when something real is happening, and I don't like hanging out too much. Wardrobe: uhhh, a lot of clothes in all stereotypes.

"Nope. Can't take this, I have enough money for anything I want and I'm getting paid tomorrow! I'm fine!" She hands back the money to him and admires her new blade. "Hmmm, I wonder how sharp it is?" She plucked a strand of black hair from her head put it against the edge of the blade. The hair split in half and she smiled, satisfied (sp) "Where you wanna go now, Loki?"

Maybe you should have warned the little kiddies.... Especially that last one. And I don't want to know what the second one was doing with her hands... Other than, pretty good. Proportions are good. I like the chibi one!

I want in on the contest, though I doubt I'll win. I'm going to try anyway. Here's my first submission, She looks so bored and sad.... EDIT: Look at how quickly threads die after I post.... oh well....