Baron Samedi

[SIZE=1]I used to be....well, a fervent believer in the solidarity of the Evolution theory. You know, that they naturally evolved. It seemed to be very...well, obviously correct. It made sense. I'm not looking for a religious argument here, I don't want anybdy's head bitten off, including mine. I am just going to mention a few things that I have heard and been told and I'd like to see what you make of them. A man I know proposed a theory to me, that there is some kind of... power or something, and that when it is required it can be tapped into, in a way, to provide for different situations. One example of this is with grain. Around the time that humans began to find the nomadic lifestyle unsuitable, and were looking for a method alternative to that, a wheat virus originated, which caused over-heavy grain heads which fall off the stalks. This, of course, made grain a perfect food supplement/source and so agriculture originated. Camels all have scabby sort of knees, that are all calloused and rough. They need these callouses to allow them to kneel in the sand to drink water. Of course, you get callouses from hard work etc. And you would assume that the camel has these scabby coatings from kneeling in the sand. It is purely a physical thing. However, camels [i]in the womb[/i] have callouses. It has become genetic. A purely physical trait, which is incapable of being genetically passed on, has become a genetic trait. Obviously it came to be. The theory proposed, is that when something is needed...it kind of becomes. Also, take a look at bats. Their ears are finely crafted devices, and their high pitched squeaks designed for echolocation. I can accept that these could have evolved, but evolution involves necessity, and without some guiding force, there would have been no need for the extra 'gee-gaws' that accompany a bat's hearing. It may well have evolved, but it must have been channelled. I spoke with this man a good few months ago, and I am not sure of the veracity of all facts here. I even accept that there could be other explanations. God, or whatever it is you believe in. I just want to hear what you think about it. Plausible? Not? What do you think of Evolution? And please, keep your claws to yourself people.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Alan][font=Arial][size=1][color=Indigo]We get a pretty consistent 79c/L around here... apparently Queensland has some special tax or some shizzle that covers the extra cents. And if you show a docket from select super markets at selected stations, you get 4c off. So thats 75c/L. Heh, I pity you and your $1.10 a litre.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Curse you! I'd even think about moving to Queensland, but it'd be my mums decision, heh. Why does Queensland have a rebate or whatever it is on fuel? That's not fair. But W.A has the most expensive fuel anyway, for some unfathomable reason. Yeah, we have the Woolie's dockets too, and now Coles has joined that fad, I think they're working with Shell. It's a good idea, anyway. I guess every cent counts. What really pisses me off though is the 20 cent difference between City and Country. I mean, it is obscene.[/SIZE]

[size=1]Another thing, which is what kinda kept me attatched to OB a while ago, was Raiha. I don't think she posts all that much anymore, but we have probably, 1500 PMs between us. We have talked about everything from fish to life to... geez, we've talked about heaps of stuff. And that something about OB. The community is so varied, interesting, and as a blanket rule, friendly.[/size]

[size=1]Except, Beans, for the little fact that breasts actually serve a purpose other than to be sucked. Or, whatever it is [i]you[/i] do with them. That's what lots of people seem to forget. Anwyay, it can't be logical to base appealing sizes on if you can get [i]your[/i] mouth around them. Breasts, a.k.a mammaries, are there for the nourishment of a child. I'd say that, in regard to a biological/technical approach, there is no such thing as too big or too small. Ok, there is, but I don't think anyone is going to end up with breasts the size of my computer monitor. Or I hope not, anyway. Essentially, there is a range between which guys find attractive. Coupled with that is a range between which girls feel comfortable, and when those meet, as with supply and demand, there is an equilibrium. And everyone is happy, as Tony said.[/size]

[size=1][quote name='PT/Beans']If I can't get my mouth around them, they're too big, and I've got a pretty big mouth, so...no size can be too big.[/quote] Too much man, too much lol. [/size]

[size=1]Well, we pay around $1.10 a Litre here...but it is hard to compare, because not only are dollar values different, Litres and Gallons are different. I am too lazy to calculate it, but get this. $1.10-$1.20/L in the country, 89c/L in the city. is that screwed, or what?[/size]

[size=1]I thought everyone could tell that. I mean, why else would he have the quotes around "Japanese" when he wrote it? He means real Japanese, not textbook Japanese. Same as people who have 'learnt' English speak differently, and often incorrectly. Anyway, I 'did' Japanese for 5 years or something in primary school, and got out of it as soon as I could. I can't speak anything worth knowng.[/size]

[size=1]I read a lot. I read a few books a week at least. Of course I find myself with a spare few hours every week, so next year that will be unlikely. Still, I do read a lot. Is reading dying out? I think so. It will never die, but it will lose popularity.[/size]

[size=1]You must admit, some things that people write are funny. Some of them are disturbing. Particularly one where some guy was offering his 11 year old sister for 'hire'. That was odd. Still, I can't imagine being bored enough to write that crap on the walls.[/size]

[size=1]Well, Rei_Man...I had a similar experience. I was at the cinemas, and I was mucking around with this other guy, and went to kick him in the head [not actually kick him, but at his head height]. Well, gripless shoes, slippery floors, long shorts and high kicks are a very nasty recipe. I fell on my arse. I pretended I meant to do it though...but I hurt my damn shoulder, and my butt.[/size]

[size=1]I am into music. Everything except rubbish music, incredibly heavy/violent music and country. I am into books. Girls. Sport. Technology. Fun. Anti-homework. Girls. Spelling. Grammar. Manners. God I'm boring. In all seriousness though, I am into music, mainly. [b]Edit[/b]: I've thought of some more things. I like hockey and soccer to be particular, and I feel really good afer a good game of indoor hockey. I mean, you've played well, and you're about to fall over from exhaustion- but it is great. I am into attempting to get a good stomach. I've been working on it for about three months now...it is part of a dare, but mostly just for the hell of it. I'd like to be fit and reasonably strong. I can hope. Book-wise I like most nearly everything. And yes, you can use that as a syntax. With my music, I like playing it as loud as I can, and at the moment I particularly enjoy The Hives, Little Birdy, Coal Chamber, The Vines, Blueline Medic and Guano Apes. I love staying in bed past the alarm, especially on the freezing cold mornings we have in Australia. Speaking of which, I love Australia. I hate people who are deliberately annoying, whingers and pushy people. So, you could say I'm not into them. I love dogs. I don't watch TV much anymore, but I do like The Wild Thornberrys, heh. As with most guys, I appreciate hot girls. I love my food, and I love a good mix of being active [not chores] and being lazy.[/size]

[size=1]Maybe sometimes respect is a good thing, maybe sometimes a good old fashioned "**** off" would do the trick. It is still better than your way. He'd be more crushed if she made out with some other guy, than if she told him to take a long walk off a short pier. Or whatever phrase you'd feel is better suited to the occasion.[/size]

[size=1]Well, it is plainly obvious to the most dull-witted ninny that DW is Kevin. I mean, I only know the guy by reputation, but it is as it is with most evil villians, they'll get a new name, a purple moustache and come back with sneakier, trickier tricks to fulfill their dastardly ambitions. Viva la Peeromunkee! Zee commushal, eet iz vary goot. Yah, goot.[/size]

[size=1]Well, ya see, we used to have that. Start as a Newbie, become Junior Member, Member, Otaku, Extreme Otaku, No Life...and some more levels. But, this version of OB is focused on quality more...which is why they don't show post-count anymore under your name. Essentially, everyone will become a member eventually. The whole cool bit is the personalised Tags you can make. Be happy with that, at least.[/size]

[size=1][quote name='ChibiHorsewoman']My turn came up and as soon as I opened my mouth to sing the first note this extremely loud belch came out fo my mouth. [/quote] Haha, that is priceless. That cracked me up. I'm sure I've had embarassing moments. About all I can really think of is one time when I yelled out loud during a hockey game. And my voice squekeaed. I don't think anyone noticed though, heh.[/size]

[size=1]Great idea there [b]Shiro_Ryuu[/b]. Yeah, she should just get a boyfriend, and makeout with him in front of the other guy. Yeah, thats much better than...telling him how she feels...and I'm sure the 'boyfriend' will just love being used like that. And you say you pity the guy? Crap.[/size]

[size=1]I've enjoyed a lot of my time here. Speaking of gory images...I remember yisan [who I kinda pissed off >_>] who posted uum... Lewd images in the Lounge. What a moron. And then I remember Phoenixflames too... which was enjoyable, I must admit. It is kinda had to believe how much...memorable stuff has happened here, since OB began. It is amazing, actually. Some parts of this community are really close knit, you can tell. I just wish I was more involved here. And I want something interesting to happen...memories to tell my grandchildren :p[/size]

[size=1]As an object of contention, as it seems not everyone here is aware of it, there was a report [like, on the news] with the 500 page report showing that Iraq had no WMD [surprise!] and that Iraq had no connection to Al Quaeda [double surprise!!]. So, aside from the uuh... 'removing of an evil despot', Bush hasn't done much. The report highlighted 'glaring faults' and all this crap, basically saying that their information was wrong. Which, from my side of the fence, sounds like utter ********. Just something you might like to consider.[/size]

[size=1]Offer to help really arrogant people by opening doors for them so their head can fit through. I can't really think of any, so I'll do some hypotheticals. Person 1: You are such a loser. Person 2: Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Bleh I am not to quickwitted at making things up.[/size]

[quote name='ChibiHorseWoman']...the lady thought that all of New York was dirty and violent.[/quote] [SIZE=1]Thats only the good parts, right? :p[/SIZE]

[quote name='Dan L][spoiler]OXY[/spoiler']MORON ALERT!!!!![/quote] [size=1]Dan was very close there.[/size]

[quote name='Deathbug']Same reason I don't eat the whole toob of cookie dough. And I really, really like cookie dough.[/quote] [size=1] What the hell is it with you and cookie dough? Are you some fetishist or something, looking for the baker/ess of your dreams? :p[/size]

[FONT=Verdana][size=1][quote]Has anyone notice that Mcdonalds adds are nothing more than womans chests with writing on them[/quote] Further proof that Australia is better than America. We don't have Macca's ads like that. In fact ours are quite...nice. Heh. I think the main question has been answered. The only people who apparently care about big 'nawks' are the people who are unrepresented here. So 'd say that that section is actually very small... especially from the opinions of everyone I know, and everyone on here. Most girls have something, and if you are pretty then something is all you need.[/size][/FONT]

My god! The horror, the pain, hey wait, is that a

[size=1]And for countless newbies, the moderators have been there to set them straight. It is the most effective way to run it. If they then further ignore warnings, bye bye Newbie. Move it, or lose it.[/size]