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Uuh. Crimson Spider. we use less than 10% of our brain. our capabilities are way beyond what we use. ome poeple have bridged the neural connections between two areas. the sub-conscious connects. thta is how i believe it happens
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Yes. i dont believe all of them, but i believe that there are people out there who can. there are manyn things that cant be explained. i myself am a Cynic at heart, but some people probably can. i have had deja vú heaps. who says there arent other things. i mean look at Uri Geller. he can do all this stuff, that scientists cant explain. they have done so many teste with him, but he shouldnt be able to do what he can. so it is possible
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Divorce A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently Up to 60. I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. Oh, really?" he enquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." That is funny. i think. and you all better appreciate it, coz it took me ages to delete all the forward arrows on it...so be warned!
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No. But i often have deja vú. I once had a dream. It was blurry, but i remembered the scene. perhaps 3 years later, i remembered. i was looking at a Lego boat of mine, under the ironing board. the memory cam upon me, and cleared. it was exactly how i had dreamnt it, 3 years ago. i think that stuff is weird. i have them commonly.
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Fo/n?/zie the bear is cool. Muppet treasure Island- Mr Bimble (are you telling me that your finger did all this-Kermit. Nooo! that would be silly. its the man who LIVES in my finger!-Fozzie) And i like the old fellas. And beaker. he is sooo cool.
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The Matrix wasnt rated R in Oz im sure. it was M 15. anyway it is not responsible for this. when peoples minds (if they really did, and are not merely making an attempt to become 'victims' themselves by blaming it on other causes) get to the stage where they can forget the line between fact and fiction, then they should be taken away. the Matrix is so obviously a fake (i.e. flying? big ships underground??) that any fighting would not contribute towards making it seem like a real and plausible thing to do. their choice of a cover story was poor. they should at leats of chosen a believable lie. The Matrix is not enough to inspire violence in any mind, aside from those of the dangerously unhinged, which is unlikely these kids were. it is the stupid kids, the ones who playup, that make the problem. irresponsible for their own actions. They need to grow up.
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I do 'Martial Arts' they arent any particular style, just called 'Martial Arts'. It is ok. But i dont know how much i have picked up. it isnt strict or anything. you dont have to bow a whole ton or anything. i am a green belt. order goes white/yellow/yellow/orange/green/blue/brown/brown/brown/black/black/black/black/black. so im not very good. ....
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Kermit. have you seen that McDonalds add, and he starts clapping KERMIE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! Go green guy. kermit is cute, he's cool, and Muppet treasure island is the best childrens movie EVER!! SO SUCK THAT POCAHONTAS!!. Kermit is great.
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Has anyone even HEARD of Insane Clown Posse?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in Noosphere
.......... This is getting scary. in case anyone thinks....well....i like their music (what i have heard) but you dont need to take it to heart. i like music of many sorts. i like rap, i like techno (yes i do), i like trance (yep), i like pop, rock, old songs, some classical. i like songs. the genre does not matter to me, just the song. some of eminem's songs i like. some i dont. same with everything. Songs, not genres matter. so if anyone has made an impression of me, just because i like ICP, then you are wrong. .... I like ICP. i dont take all their stuff to heart. you dont need to take songs seriously to enjoy them. music is to enjoy. so enjoy it. -
Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
*Wipes peach muck from face* Ok, so nobody likes peaches...or marmalade. I get the idea. And here yer stone back Tasrai *throws stone at Tasrai.* Australia is pretty quiet, aside from the 'roos :p . hehehe. -
GAH!!!!!! How can people be so pathetic and weak?!?! Makes me wish i was a...rock!?!?!. then i could trip someone over and they would sue the Government for leaving rocks everywhere. People like that should be laughed out of courts. It is noit like somone told them too, or it is addictive. Sure junk-food is delicious. but EVERYONE knows (or should know) that it is fatty, greasy and bad for you- if you take it regularly. Two (junk-food) meals a week is plenty. Just give it a rest you greedy, pathetic people. Casesw like that should be kicked out of the courts. it is absolute rubbish. and GinnyLyn, are you sure about that genes thing... that just sounds a bit TOO pathetic. I reckon the world should be like OB. Ban any stupid people. Gah!
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Sadclown: just wondering- are you from Western Australia (it says wa state in your siggie) Doc Ock looks awesome. he looks like he is cool not nerdy though. im not that big a fan of comics, but it looks like the sequel will be good.
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I am worrying that i may be the only person who has heard of Insane Clown posse. surely there must be more people out there who like them?!?!?!. the first song of their's that i heard was 'Homies'. I downloaded it at school, during a computing lesson. then i got more songs of the net. My three favourites are: 'Homies', 'Crossing Thy Bridge' and 'Let a Killa'. Does anyone else here no of ICP!?!?! what are your favourite songs from them??
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Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
OK Tasrai. why exactly do you hate peaches. what does this have to do with you living in Georgia? is it a Peach fetish in Georgia. like they take peaches and put them in their [spoiler]pots, and boil them, to make marmalade. well, what did you expect me to write in here hey?? have you got a dirty mind?? you must be sick if you are reading this. sicko. [/spoiler] hehehe. what are the so called 'fetishes' of each country, like New Zealand with sheep, etc.? that would be interesting, No? :) -
Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
Shinji !! You said that you wouldn't tell anyone!!! Ooops. *Upon closer inspection he finds that it is NOT saying he likes kangaroos.* :p . j/k. Have fun 'milking' the cows. Don't take ME seriously:) . Anyway. I can't be bothered going into the bush to find the stupid kangaroos. so ill sit in my house in loner Western Aus. and play games or watch tele until my head is a :box: . have a nice day...:toothy: -
Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
Shinji Ikari, i have a Mambo t-shirt. it has the "Ten Comparisons" on it. NZ ends up with more points, and takes the superior position in the Archipelago. (goes to the top of Australia and becomes "Greater New Zealand". Do Not Read This If You Are from New Zealand...[spoiler]Apparently, they LIKE sheep. A lot...Ok that was uncalled for...pretend i di not write that.[/spoiler] and anyway. who put all of the threads together?? i get on this morning and i am confused... -
I was in a school band once. there were about six bands from the school performing. we were third or something. it is scary, getting up there and setting up. but once that is done, and you get into the music it is easy. you've done it a million times, just do it the same as you did then. i didnt actually find it that difficult. i was a drummer- but i only had a pretty basic beat.
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I live in AUS. but i saw it on the news as well. it is awful. and did you see the police helping him into the car? the old bloke could hardly walk. he was shuffling along- obvioulsy unfit to be driving. it depends upon the individual person- what is worse is that he didnt have the sense to put his feet on the brake. he SAYS that he went to put his foot on the brake, but did the accelerator instead. then he drives for 3 blocks before finally changing feet. maybe it was a suicide attempt and he was pissed off against the world. maybe he is just some stupid old man, who shouldnt have been driving. or maybe he made a horrible accident? whichever way it goes- he should not have been driving that day. however, a 30 year old- if they had frozen up- could of done exactly the same thing (possibly) so it depends on the person. but three blocks is a long way...
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I had another membership here in. well i suppose it would be 2001. but i didnt have a home computer- so over the school holidays i drifted off it. i think that OtakuBoards is a great site. they have obviously worked real hard to get it going good. and BTW im feeling sorry for Syk3. yes SYK3 not SKY3. nearly everyone types it as SKY3. SYK probably pronounced SEEK. SYK3. of course i have occasionally not read names properly *thinks of em-em-porg (actually MMORPG) :blush:* but i just thought that i should mention it.
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Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
Another OB'er - despite the fact he neve comes on anymore...- is my good friend (since year1)(grade 1 if you are american which you probably are not if you are reading this) is DevilzAdvocate. which makes a lot of us + 1. that equals more of us. -
Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
Another Aussie is Mage prince. he is from Vic. Ive have read your post a few times Cloricus. and i dont know if you are insulting Western australia. it is 7:30am and i have been up since 5:30. dont laugh at me please. i think you may have been insulting W.A but i dont know. Gah! Anyway Mage prince is another Aussie. that makes. a lot of us... -
Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
What a nasty person. Maybe they should live in grey blob land...hhhhmmm. Still should come to W.A. better than toowoomba- :) oh well i am being told to get off. so ill be back. hey- i sound just like Arnie... -
uuuh. hack.//IZUAL ???? i think your idea is pretty bad, as in you go to Heaven AT THE AGE YOU DIED!!! if you die at the ripe old age of 98 you would be bed'ridden for the whole of eternity. No virility, no walking, no teeth. your ideal sucks. die at age 10 and you will never ever EVER get sex. you would be pre-puberty FOR THE WHOLE OF ETERNITY!! I hope that your idea is wrong. becasue i want to live to an old age. but if Heaven is true, and your perceptions of it are true... i dont wanna go!
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Location, location, location--Where are you from?
Baron Samedi replied to Baron Samedi's topic in General Discussion
Fall??? it was Mathew Harris. that is the Matt i was talking about before. and really, it is only fair that all you Easterners fly over to W.A for the get together. because, you are too widely spaced over there. if you all come here- there is only one place to meet- Perth.. here. i will draw you a diagram... see? it all makes wonderful sense now doesnt it??? so simple. what a wonderful idea!. so it is settled then! the OB meet will be held in Perth!!!!!!!:toothy: ;) *****EDIT***** Picture comes out real bad. but you get the general idea of it. all the lines point to PERTH!!!! :) *****EDIT***** -
I hardly ever remember my dreams, but i have had some seriously warped ones. One time, i was an emperor, and i was in a carpark talking to my Grand Advisor as to whether i should go and see this girl....weird. BTW how many people have had dreams about being naked in public. Not that i have or anything...:bluesweat: hehehe. yeah. well. yeah...