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I was gonna let GoS continue the match but I couldn't get a hold of him. Maybe he can continue the match if you don't end it next post, Shippo. Who knows? Let's just continue this, shall we? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [i]Flair walks up to Goldberg and pokes him in the eye. Then, he gets him with a drop toe-hold. Flair gets up and does his patented strut and "Woo!" around the ring, while Goldberg stares at him angrily.[/i] Coach: It looks like The Dirtiest Player in the Game is pulling out all the stops and trying to get into Goldberg's head. Triple H: Of course he is. That's what you do to idiots like Goldberg. King: You said it, Champ. [i]Flair chops Goldberg but it has no effect. Instead, Goldberg shoves Flair into the corner and rams his shoulder into him. Flair distracts the ref and pokes Goldberg in the eye and pushes him into the corner. After this, Flair chops Goldberg several times, prompting a chorus of "Woo!" from the audience. However, the chops still have no effect and Goldberg punches Flair to the mat. Flair starts crawling away and begging Goldberg to leave him alone.[/i] Coach: It looks like Ric Flair's strategy has backfired on him! Triple H: Maybe to the untrained eye like yours, Coach. Naitch has Goldberg right where he wants him. King: Yeah, listen to the World Champion, Coach! Triple H: Smartest thing you've said all night, King. [i]Goldberg ignores Flair's plea and throws him into the ropes. Then, as Flair runs toward him, Goldberg gives him a back body drop in which Flair lands at an odd angle. Goldberg walks over to Flair and Flair uses a chop block on Goldberg's knee.[/i] Coach: What a chop block by Ric Flair! Triple H: What did I tell you, Coach? King: That'll teach you to doubt The Game, Coach. [i]Ric Flair stomps Goldberg's knee as it looks like he is in complete and total control. He sets up Goldberg for the Figure Four Leglock, but while Flair's back is turned, Goldberg kicks him into the turnbuckle. Flair walks around dazed for a bit, then falls face first into the mat.[/i] Coach: And now the tide has turned back into Goldberg's favor! Triple H: No, it hasn't...Naitch is just playing possum... King: Yeah, haven't you learned to not doubt the World Champ yet, Coach? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, that's all for me right now. I'm a bit tired. Couldn't sleep much last night. Your turn to continue the match, Shippo.

As far as I can tell from the instruction booklet, you can't customize the season. Some random rain and wind will come on occasion but that's about as varied as the weather gets (outside of some wind, that is). As far as I can tell, Mario Golf doesn't let you buy new clubs and stuff. I might be wrong (I haven't played that much into Mario Golf) but there's nothing in the instruction booklet that would suggest otherwise. I'll see when I play it more, though, and I'll inform everyone if there is.

Yeah, the Automatic is pretty simplistic once you can get the timing down. I'm still using it, though, because I need the extra boost before I have to deal with the damn putting lol. I really need to learn how to putt. My brother's having fun with it. He seems to have gotten the hang of it pretty quickly, which is good. He had a lot harder time with Mario Golf 64. I don't have the luxury of buying Hot Shots Golf 3 because I don't have a PS2. If I did, I would buy that, because it's cheaper. And I just found one more gripe with the game: Toad's annoying voice. I think politicians will finally find something that truly causes violence as a result of playing a game lol.

I just got this game yesterday and I must say that it's better than I thought it would be. Mostly because I was just expecting Mario Golf with better graphics. The first thing that you notice is that there are two different styles in which you swing your club (though, neither are difficult, thank God). The first is the automatic swing. It takes a bit of time to get used to because it's different than the manual swing. It starts out the same until you choose which button you want to hit. If you hit the A button to judge your power, then the cursor slowly comes in from the left and you hit the A button again to get your ball position right. It takes a bit of time to get the timing down, but once you do it's a lot easier than the manual swing. In the manual swing, it's just like in Mario Golf 64, except you hit the B button on the power side and not the A button. So far I haven't done that much, but I'm having a lot of fun with the game so far. The only gripe I have is with the putting. For some reason, I find it a lot more difficult in this game than it ever was in Mario Golf 64. I can't even come up with a good reason for this; it seems pretty much the same as it was in Mario Golf 64. Other than that, the game is pretty good. Anyone else play it?

The only person that I'm related to on these boards (that I know of, that is) is my sister, Half_Shaded.

[i]Shin hands the locket back to Flash.[/i] Shin: Here, you can hold onto it. Flash: Don't you want to see what's inside? Shin: Not really. Flash: Then why did you open it? Shin: Because you two were having a hard time opening it and I was tired of watching you two struggle. Jacen: I think you just wanted to show off. Shin: Think what you want to think; it doesn't matter to me. [i]The echoes of Jericho's shots ring throughout the room.[/i] Shin: He's sure shooting a lot. Jacen: Yeah, I wonder why... Flash: He's probably just blowing off some steam.

Heh, I just barely noticed that there are 64 different questions that Chuck Quizmo asks you. So, that would mean that you get 64 Star Pieces from him (yes, I had to point out the obvious). Q: If you go through Super Mario Bros. 3 normally (without using any Warp Whistles), in what order would you acquire the different suits that Mario can wear in the game?

Bleh, I had to break out Paper Mario to answer this one. Those stars are hard to remember lol. Eldstar: Gives you Focus (charges up Star Meter faster) and Refresh (recovers HP and FP by 5) Mamar: Lullaby (causes enemies to fall asleep for a few turns) Skolar: Star Storm (takes away 7 HP from all enemies) Muskular: Chill Out (decreases attack power of all enemies for a few turns) Misstar: Smooch (recovers 20 HP) Klevar: Time Out (freezes all enemies for a short time) Kalmar: Up and Away (turns all enemies into stars and then they fly away, ending the battle) Q: Name all of the partners that Mario can have in Paper Mario.

Yeah, I have to agree. Feuding with Zach Gowen will only increase Matt's heel heat (come on, nobody's gonna cheer for a guy who attacks the handicapped lol). As for Zach, though, I read an interesting article about what the WWE should do with him. After his feud with Matt, he should be transitioned to tag team wrestling. As good as Zach is (and he does have some great talent), there's only so much that he'll be able to do and putting him in singles matches all the time will only expose his flaws even more. With a tag team partner, Zach can come in for bursts and make the match much more exciting. If he does go with a tag team, he should either get someone similar in style to him or a big man. Personally, I'd go with someone like Spanky. There is a serious lack of babyface tag teams on Smackdown right now and pushing them to the forefront can do nothing but good for both of them if done right. Plus, I'd really like to see Spanky get some more air time on Smackdown.

Awesome comic, Gavynn! Mo really is an idiot. But in a funny way. After a hard time driving today (gah, I went out into the street for the first time today), it makes me feel better that there are worse drivers than me. Mo, I salute you! *salutes*

Cool, Gavynn. I'll be sure to remember. From the looks of them, I thought that they would've taken longer to make. *shrugs* Heh, no wonder you have so many of them right now!

Aw, you're leaving? Noooooo!!!!!! Gavin (I can call you Gavin, right?), that was hilarious! The principal and his Biggest Lamer award was really, really funny! How long does it take you to make these?

[i]Shin looked around the house.[/i] Shin: Jeez, this house is weird. [i]He looked over at Flash and Jacen who were still staring at the skull.[/i] Jacen: Man, that's sick! Flash: I know! Shin: Then, why are you staring at it? [i]Jacen and Flash stared at Shin in silence, then went back to looking at the skull.[/i] Shin: ... [i]Shin picked up a book and started reading it; however, he didn't really take any of the words in.[/i] Shin: Bleh, this is boring. [i]Shin sits down in a chair and watches everyone interact.[/i]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shy [/i] [B][size=1] I'm a Moderator Cowboy now, and as Sheriff of Otaku Anime it's my job to clean up after those spamming varmints. *rides off into the sunset* -Shy[/size] [/B][/QUOTE] Damned if that isn't just the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I like them both! As everyone has said, very simple, yet very effective.

Okay, here's my question: How many color Yoshi's are there in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and what colors are they?

Super Mario Bros: You defeat Bowser by either hitting him with a fireball or jumping over his head and hitting the axe, causing the bridge to collapse. Super Mario Bros. 2: You catch the vegetable's out of Wart's Vegetable Machine (why did he have that o_O) and throw them at him when his mouth is open. Super Mario Bros. 3: You wait for Bowser to do a stomp attack and avoid him, so that he breaks a brick. Eventually he will break enough so that he will fall into the hole below. Super Mario World: You stomp on the little enemies that Bowser throws at you (I forget their names) and, when Bowser is low enough to the ground, you throw it at his head. I'm not sure if everything is right (it's been a while since I've played any of these games), so I'll wait for the okay from Sniglefager.

Just using this to make a couple quick announcements because I don't want the RPG being used for this. 1) I forgot to address the length of matches...matches can be as long as you want. Obviously if there's only one person working the match, then it's one post. But if there are multiple people working the matches, then the match can be as many posts as you want. In fact, I encourage long matches, as long as they're good. 2) As it pertains to G/S/B Master, I will give him a couple more days to post. In the meantime, if someone would like to play as Goldberg for the time being if he doesn't post, then PM me. If nobody PMs me, then either I or GoS will be taking over the role for the show. I will give G/S/B Master until Sunday morning...let's say 10:00 AM Pacific Time. I think that's reasonable. I'm not going to speculate why he hasn't posted (for all I know, there could've been a death in his family or something) and I don't want to hear anything from anyone else about it. I'm out.

Hear hear, Shy. It's very annoying that things have to come to this here in California. The worst part is that (as I mentioned earlier) that Davis is actually suing to run as Governor again. He probably thinks it's a great injustice, but he has to realize that's what happens in the real world; you do a bad job, you get fired.

Bleh, I think the new RAW main event is gonna blow now. There are just too many people involved. If the WWE wanted to cut Triple H a break, they should've let Goldberg win quickly. Everyone knows that Triple H is gonna lose the title (or, at least, he should). Doing this is just covering his *** and trying not to make him look so bad. With that said, I really don't think that Goldberg should be the one to take the title away from Triple H. Why? Because Goldberg is just as bad, if not worse, than Triple H. First of all, Goldberg has boring matches and he's carried by the opponents that he faces that are better than he is. Next, he's not a company kinda guy. Even Triple H flew overseas for house shows! Goldberg just stays in the U.S. all the time. Finally, how do you know that Goldberg won't do the same thing that Triple H is doing and just hold onto the title forever? Just about everyone knows about Goldberg's demands upon entering the WWE - he just cares about himself. If you ask me, I'd like to see Kane as the World Champion. First of all, he's the most talented big man in the WWE. He reminds me of a younger Undertaker, with more agility and a better moveset. Second of all, he's the focus of the biggest storyline in the WWE right now. Kane is taking on both heels and faces alike and could bring a lot of credibility to the title. Lastly, whomever ends up beating Kane could recieve a big boost to their career, since he's being panned as an unstoppable maniac right now. I can hear the shouts of R-V-D as he pins Kane cleanly right now...

Just dropping in to comment on the ad. Very funny! Nice job of choosing some of the best scenes to put into it! Now, you don't have to edit the post and the thread will go to the top o' the page!

I think I'm one of the few people to actually change their name lol. On myOtaku, I'm known as Shinmaru, because I want to change my name once V7 rolls around. Looking at mirai_torankusu everyday gets annoying after a while...what was I thinking...?

DW, these just keep getting better and better! The relentless Koala made me laugh everytime I saw it...it was like something from The Simpsons! And that last one was really funny, too. Mo is way too distracted behind the wheel...he probably has an illegal license or something...

Personally, I think he'd be a pretty good governor. He seems like an intelligent guy and he's really serious about turning California around. I'm pretty sure it can't get any worse than Gray Davis has screwed us, but that's another story for another thread... [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by WW2 [/i] [B]I personally don't like this whole "recall election" thing. I mean the people re elected the guy, so they must deal with him. Geez, people take responsibility for your actions. [/B][/QUOTE] Hey, it's just like any other job; Gray Davis did a less than superb job as Governor of California, so he gets "fired." He's suing so that he can run for Govnernor again, but I doubt he'll get relected. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by WW2 [/i] [B]Hey I also heard that Larry Flynt, of Hustler fame, is also running for governor. But he's just one of the many people who desire to be elected. I think there's around 30 people who are also running for the same position as governor of California. Basically anyone who can raise a couple of thousand dollars can run. I think its all getting out of hand. [/B][/QUOTE] Bleh, I think I'm using your quotes too much lately, WW2 lol. It is getting out of hand because there are about 400 (from what I've heard) people running for Governor now. All you need to run is $3,500 and 65 signatures. Hard to believe that people think that 65 signatures will get them the support of all of California lol. By the way, Gary Coleman is also running. Just thought I'd throw that in there.

Well, if nobody can answer the question, then I guess it's time to move onto a new one. The answer was: Larry = Cheatsy Lemmy = Hip Iggy = Hop Wendy = Cootie Pie Morton Jr. = Big Mouth Roy = Bully Ludwig Von = Kooky Personally, they would've been better off with the old names. New (easy) Question: Which Mario games have been offered as pack-in games with Nintendo systems?

Bah, why do I have to pick up on the cliffhanger lol? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [i]Everyone opened their eyes slowly and saw both Kitty and Shin glaring at each other. They both still held their guns into the air and the smoke from the guns rose slowly towards the roof.[/i] Kitty: You didn't kill me... Shin: Of course not. I couldn't kill someone who did me a favor. I noticed that you didn't kill me. Kitty: I decided not to kill you because I'm bigger than that. I realized that seeing your lifeless body on the floor wouldn't bring me any relief...it would just set me on a killing spree for the rest of my life. Jericho: That's what I was trying to tell her all along. [i]Jacen slaps Jericho upside the head.[/i] Jacen: Shh! Jericho: Hey, nobody does that to- [i]Flash slaps Jericho upside the head.[/i] Jericho: Rrr...not you, too! Kitty: So, are you still going to kill Jericho? [i]Shin looks over at Jericho and smiles sardonically.[/i] Shin: I suppose not. After all, you guys did save me, much as I hate to admit it; it wouldn't be proper to kill him. Besides, I only wanted to kill him to collect on the bounty - I've got nothing personal against him. Jericho: Now that that's finally settled, we can go get Zemdi! Flash: Is that all you care about?! Jericho: Hey, a bounty's a bounty - and this one is a big, big bounty. Why don't you tag along, Shin? You could be a big help to us. Shin: You didn't want to trust me before - why are you so quick to trust now? [i]Jericho grins at Shin.[/i] Jericho: You know the saying - when Shin Hazuki owes you one... Shin: ...you know you'll get your money's worth. Damn, I knew that saying would bite me in the *** one of these days! Jericho: Well? Shin: Fine, I guess I'll come along. I'm curious to see this 'Zemdi,' anyway.