GreenEyedDragon

one time i was little and i dreamed that i was a chinese queen--which was weird in itself because the dynasties are ruled by men--and so i had this baby that could sit in the palm of my hand. So there was this parade, and i looked asian and i was in this HUGE red dress, on my red float, and so i decided to put my baby in my purse. After the parade, my baby was missing, and there was a search party sent out...and then i woke up

i like being alone, it really helps me think and i can just breathe and be content, and not have to worry about anything, cuz its just me! and then i like to be with people, because they bring out the best in me, and make me who i am on a daily basis, and i can really just be myself and have a blast with my friends...so yeah i like both

wow...thanks to all. i really apprecaite that, my last poem that i posted didn't get many responses...i got like...two...this one is one better! well, i hope more people respond to it, or atleast read it, i haven't done much poetry so i was posting to see if i should drop it, or keep it up...

This is a poem i wrote that is based on the Jesus films, where He is protrayed as more of a human, rather than this disconnected super-human guy... Still Human A little cross is our symbol so that we always remember and what does that cross do, but resemble the place that He died for us he buried our mistakes cleaned up our future and he eternally continues to do that ...as long as we keep messing up... He is our idol someone to look up to but he was just a person too Incredilbe, indeed never to sin but still, He was a human within He loved his family he loved his friends but he could not love a woman ...but who says he didn't want to?... ~alex

hmm...i am a semi-finalist as well, and my poem is in the book...i ordered it...i'm not going to the convention though, i'll be out of town and wasn't planning to anyways... my poem is called Still Waiting, if you wanna look it up in the book when you get it, DayDay...

I think that was a really really great movie, i saw it last night. My favorite character was Captain Jack Sparrows (Johnny Depp) but he kinda annoyed me when he kept switching sides...eh, o well, it was great. The graphics were amazing, especially when it came to the Black Pearl pirates in the moonlinght...mauaha...i think the graphics were at their best when they were all fighting in the caves, and they would go in and out of the moonlight and be skeleton/non-skeleton, back and forth. I really really didn't like the commodor...he bugged me. ANd that monkey! GAH! i disliked him very much... oh, but i took a friend and we were talking about that one pirate's glass eye, and at one point he has a fork stuck in it ( i won't tell why) and he was looking at it with his other eye and my friend was saying "It must have been weird, just seeing that silver thing stuck in your eye, i mean that would look weird." and i was like "_____, it was a Glass Eye." and she was like "I know!" and i was like "_____, you can't see out of glass eyes.." ahah it was great...:laugh:

i would maybe be... the Cafe Waitress i'm the type of person who's 'wholesome' enough to not work in a bar, and hypocritical enough to work where i'm surrounded by what i hate...cofee

gah....i'm in colorguard with Terpischore....its pretty much boot camp so far, but we had a good time when there was lunch break...i'm looking forward to learining the actual show though, because atleast we'll get to MOVE, and the band will be there. (woot woot) anywho, yeah it is the flags, but we've recently gotten our rifles, and hopefully we'll eventually get sabres...muahah...okay

i would change my time-management skills to where they actually exist...i procrastinate and then i have to hurry things up...it's helped me learn how to do well under pressure, but i wish i just weren't so tense all the time, y'know? i'm always wondering how thing will work out, whether what i put down was actually right--cuz i sure didn't have time to go back and check it, etc. etc. So yeah, i would wish upon myself time-management skills

.....i don't get it Taylor......

[color=blue]A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" [/color] [color=sky blue]A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"[/color] [color=magenta] There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."[/color] [color=green]i'ts weird that i find these amusing...i'm blonde...*continues laughing*[/color] [color=red]Knock, knock Who?s there? Ted Bundy Ted Bundy who? Let me in, meat! No! I mean? Hello I am Santa Claus. Yay! Santa! **************************************************[/color] [color=grey]How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ?Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "The Lawyer," and the party of the second part, also known as "The Light Bulb," do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entry way, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spill-over illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps: The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every possible caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable. NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part.? **************************************************[/color] [color=maroon]What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. **************************************************[/color] [color=sky blue]3 men standing in front of God God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all. God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves. Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me! God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW. Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and... God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire! Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar. Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?! Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!" *********[/color] heheheh

well alot of what i think has already been said so here i go [spoiler] I think Cho is a wussy whiny conceited b****, and i think she is OVER-grieving...Harry should have never liked her, it was a waste of time and energy... i HATE that umbridge woman!! every time i read 'hem hem' i almost screamed in fury, i wanted her to just disappear off the face of the...well, harry potter earth... i also cannot believe that i felt [I]sorry[/I] for snape...i mean JKR really brought some emotion into his life...almost justified his anger, i just think he needs a different outlet for it than Harry, Harry is not James...its not fair to bully him like that for revenge on his dad... i think that Sirius' death has a purpose, even if nobody wanted him to die :( Maybe his death will help Harry grow up a little, maybe learn to control his fiery temper somewhat...ah well, i'm always pro-Sirius's return...i hope he does come back[/spoiler] i really do think that this was JKR's deepest, most emotional book so far...i cried for a few chapters in a row, which was hard, cuz it's my mom's book and i'm not allowed to disturd its perfection....*sighs*

i have a very smart friend and i firgured he would be in ravenclaw, and if not, Hufflepuff, cuz he's real shy and quiet, too. Sadly, he got Slytherin and when i insisted he should be ravenclaw cuz he's smart he pointed out that slytherin was supposedly a step ahead of the most astute ravenclaw. blah blah, etc....i just didn't expect it of him...o well

i went and found this nifty little quiz online and it doubles as a 'sorting hat' for us wanna-be muggles...heheh...anywho, its pretty nifty i think, i got Gryffindor! :D [url]http://quizilla.com/users/diptutod/quizzes/A%20More%20Unique%20Hogwarts%20Sorting%20Quiz/[/url] okay, yeah have fun!

"are there girls there?" *girls walk in* "if there are i wanna do them!" *girls get worried and leave hurredly before they are noticed* MUahahahahah......oh 'tis great

*is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that she is crying...* ahahahahahah :laugh:

My biggest pet peeve ever that i could possibly imagine is lying *lying to make yourself look good *lying to make someone else look bad *lying to get out of a fix *lying when you know da** well the person who you're lying to knows the truth, yet you lie anyways *lying to hide something else, to someone who deserves to know *lying to conform yourself to fit in *lying for any reason whatsoever I don't care what kind of lying it is, white lies, or BIG fat lies, or lies just to make someone leave you alone, it DOESN'T matter, everyone deserves the truth. Also, it aggravates me when people treat others meanly for no reason, or for doing something that they know was an accident, or discriminating for stupid ickle little attributes to a person, like how they look, or what they wear...its stupid... arr...now i got myself all ticked off just thinking about it...:demon:

no no no, you've got it all wrong...see i'm developing a theory on how McDonalds is taking over the world, and eventually plan to brainwash us all and become not only a fast food chain, but a world controlling mega-computer system or something like that... "would you like fries with that" might be the phrase to get you going places...right-hand man to the world dictator, that is... *sighs* i didn't eat out much when i was little, but i've just now realized how even small children who can't read are brainwashed already...they see the golden arches and FREAK OUT! must eat at McDonald's they think.... o well, i don't think wal-mart is bad at all, they're a very nice, inexpensive shopping center.

urgh...nevermind my 'incident' eh....wasn't paying attention, or a glitch or something...i coulda sworn i clicked on the wal-mart one and now i will go post this there

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sage [/i] [B]Luckily nobody has yet brought up religion... :rolleyes: [/B][/QUOTE] [color=red]sorry, i really had to bring it up, as to further explain how i think.. I recently went on a mission trip to washington D.C. with my youth group, and every night we would have bible study. The first night we were there, the female chaperone introduced the subject as:[/color] There is an episcopal dioceses in (an eastern state, can't remember) where they are ordaining a bishop, and one of the candidates--the one more likely to be ordained, although not really supported--is gay. Our bishop of our episcopal dioceses of Dallas has stated that he is against gay clergy members, and if this man is ordained as a bishop, he and other dioceses who have spoken against it will break away from the rest of the churches who accept gay clergy members. How do you feel about this? About our church splitting up over homosexuals? [color=red]WELL, that night we had a very long discussion about how it wasn't fair to the man who wanted to be a bishop and was being made such a big deal over because some people are against him. It has been found out that there are horomone imbalances that cause homosexuality, and genetic 'defects'. We argued that its not the fault of homosexuals that that is how they feel. In general we all agreed that this is pointless discrimination and we should accept homosexuals for who they are, it is no fault and its not an 'issue', it is just how they were made, and EVERYTHING happens for a reason. We were not meant to go around judging people and how they are and how they act. We weren't meant to discriminate just because someone isn't JUST like us...that's all bull anyways, no two people are exactly the same. I personally believe that people shouldn't make such a big deal about it...I mean, we can't force people to not be gay, and we can't change anybody else either. Think of it this way: For maybe hundreds of years men and women who are homosexual may have been so afraid to express how they felt that they went off and married the opposite sex and lived in misery for the rest of their lives... so, why can't we just let them be who they are? just let them alone...[/color]

agh....nevermind........i've been ordered to edit, for good reason though.....o well, toodles! sorry to waste your time

well, i, alex, was introduced to this site by Vegitto4--Ryan--and i've been here since...i don't know why he introduced it to me, probably cuz i'm into anime, (which is why i showed it to hayley), but yeah, its great fun!

cat w/ tounge out: i guess i shoon't have wallaapered our house wid sthamps....i can'th pood my thounge in my moud... other cats: 'well duh!' 'i don't like the stamps anyways, they smell' 'like his breath!'...etc okay i tried

well.....i'm very interested in how this happened....i DID reply to this thread i know i did....but it appears that it's not here, so i shall type it up again i guess....*sighs* my mom has this thing with grocery bags, she collects them and puts them in this cubbard...for no apparent reason. So every now and then i ask her "are these recyclable?" or "are you giong to use these for anything?" just to get rid of a few....way way too many grocery bags... my dad, well he can do this thing to make his fingers 'dance' and i find it pretty amusing...but for WEIRD he had a surgery and so every now and them he'll whip up his shirt and sacre the heebie jeebies outta my sister with his huge scar....but see...i find that amusing as well, lol, i think my dad's pretty cool i guess...muahah :D

heh, i'm replying to my own post...how strange...anywho, i had a cat named tiger who passed away about two years ago...but he was the biggest domestic cat i've ever seen! He was huge and his paws were the size of..erm the top of a soda can--pretty big for a cat, i think. So what he would do was, he would sleep under beds to re-fuel his energy, and when he woke up, it was usually morning, and the people who were sleeping in that bed were also getting up....so he would sit and wait and when they put their feet down he would attack them and wrap his huge 'ol paws around 'em...muahah i loved that cat! anywho, this is kinda off the subject--which is fights with your pets... heh...he almost gave my grandmother a heart attack...:laugh: **continues giggling**