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[B]Ways to be Annoying[/B] TAKEN FROM "LIFE'S LITTLE DESTRUCTION BOOK" BY CHARLES SHERWOOD DANE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Take the hotel towel Pay tolls with $100 bills Practice the art of limp handshakes Tell the ending of movies Give little kids clothes for their birthdays Leave the toilet seat up Take more than items to the express checkout lane Turn on your bright for oncoming traffic Finish other people's crossword puzzles Use the last square of toilet paper Tailgate the elderly Drum your fingers during other people's presentations Blow out other people's birthday candles Don't leave a message at the beep Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways Eat produce at the market; don't buy it When giving directions, leave out a turn or two Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons Go up the down escalator (B.P., this means you) Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines Snap your gum Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off Open umbrellas in crowded hallways Announce when you're going to the bathroom Read over other people's shoulders on the bus When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower Chew other people's pencils Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces Tell teenagers how things were in your day Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation Pee in the swimming pool Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in Wear large hats during the movies Forget the pooper scooper Race the old woman for the last bus seat Cause gridlock Bring 15 things into the dressing room Draw mustaches on posters Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and cherry Twinkies on Thanksgiving Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you Touch strangers Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus Bite your dentist's finger Fart in cramped places Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads Don't stand during hymns and anthems Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa Rubberneck Leave pages in the copier Be "in conference" all the time Don't clean the dryer lint screen Buy it, wear it, return it Tell people they have bad breath Smell smoke often and announce it Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet Put everyone on speakerphone Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you Rain on someone's parade Make scary faces at babies Flirt with a friend's spouse Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team Pretend you're listening Shake with your left hand

1. Shop for bargains in the clearance tent. 2. Show off your church duds on Sunday afternoons. 3. People-watch. Trailer-trash-people-watch. 4. Study the cheap clothes in the Skinny Chick section and then buy yourself some cheap fabric so you can make skin-tight velour stuff for your own fat self. 5. Show off your Camaro in the parking lot. Drive it around and around. Crank on the Def Leppard, dude! 6. Go to McDonald's and stare at the giant statue of Ronald McDonald while you eat your grease. 7. Can't afford the McDonald's today? Then go fill up on free samples of poundcake. 8. Take your kids to the electronics department so they can watch Disney movies you'll never buy for them. 9. Take your kids to the "toy department." (Everyone knows it's not really a toy department at all. It's a public park.) 10. Pick up some Taiwanese supplies for making kuntry krafts. 11. Steal stuff. 12. Follow people around if you think they're trying to steal stuff. Makes 'em nervous. 13. Go turn on the boom boxes REAL REAL LOUD. Aren't you cool? 14. Have a family reunion right there in the aisle. Especially if it's the aisle I'm trying to get through. I don't mind. Really! 15. Get your hair cut by Dodi. She cut mine and it looks good! I'm not kidding! 16. Get some cheap glasses. Bad-mouth Lenscrafters in a quiet voice with the Glasses Technician Person. 17. Keep on talking more and more loudly to the women at the fabric-cutting table, until you lose your voice. Then they'll understand that you want two yards of the Precious Moments flannelette, not thirteen yards of the hunter green leatherette. 18. Run your hand up and down the shaft of a big shotgun, over and over again. Make you feel good about yourself? Then put it on layaway! 19.Buy some half-dead plants. 20.Buy some three-quarters-dead fish. 21.Buy some plastic shoes. 22.Buy some plastic cheese. 23.Buy a dead deer head with plastic eyes. 24.Meet some skank in the parking lot and tear out her hair for messing with your man. 25.Stand at the doorway and spit. Whistle at the fighting skanks and don't mind the flies going in and out of the automatic door that keeps opening coz your fat butt's parked in front of it. 26. Shoot somebody. What the hell? It's Saturday night! (ok. i'm going to stop #ing them now. i typed them all but put image numbers so when i copied and pasted it, the images don't copy. so figure out when the stop on your own.) Go mess with the jukebox thingie at the front where they have all the bargain compilation cds. You press the button for "Boot-Scootin' Best of Country & Western" and walk away. Then I'll press the button for "Awesome New Wave Hits of the 80's" and walk away. Repeat as necessary. You take the big kids and I'll take the little kids and I'll meet you down by the trout bait. Drive one of those shopping carts with the attached bench for extra kids, and pretend it's an eighteen-wheeler. Or, better yet, drive one of those motorized wheelchair shopping carts and pretend you're back in World War II. Get you some Sam's Choice cookies. Wash it down with some Sam's Choice soda. Put your kids on that little tw-five-cent airplane ride (next to the bubblegum machines) that plays the first half of "Highway to the Danger Zone" over and over again. Keep checking the Sam's Choice soda machine coin return slot for quarters so you can play Street Fighter while your mom buys you underwear. Complain to the manager that the people greeter didn't greet you. Go play bingo in the snackbar on "Senior's [sic] Day" and try to win yourself a Sony Playstation. Flirt with the sackers. That's what they're there for! Whirl, whirl. Twist and twirl. Jump all around like a flying squirrel. Go to the built-in travel agency and plan the trip to Vegas that's gonna make you a millionaire. Buy your five-year-old daughter a tiny black and red, sleeveless, mini-skirted, Lycra outfit. Smell the perfume samples. Check out the Christmas decorations, which are on sale four months of the year. Don't forget the ice! Purchase an Icee cup from the cashier, and then proceed to let your kids make a big mess all over the Icee machine and the floor. Check out the cubic zirconias. Ask the cashier for change for a dollar so you can give your kids some quarters so they can put them in the huge gumball machine and watch the gumballs go through the gumball rollercoaster and then shove them into their mouths and then finally STOP CRYING. While you're getting your hair cut, why not get some highlights, too? Or why not get a perm, and then shop with the rollers in your hair, subjecting everyone in the store to the smell of the fumes until time's up? Go on a day when they have clowns. Leave your kids with the clowns while you go have a good time. Get your tires rotated. Put some things on layaway that you can pawn later when you really need the money. Return the outfit you purchased to wear to Pat's Boot Scootin' Water Hole the other night. You didn't get lucky, so the outfit didn't work, so you deserve a refund. Buy your kids some Christian coloring books. Buy yourself some beer. Talk to the lobsters and tap on the glass. Repeat above with crawfish. Ask the manager why they don't have menorahs or Buddhist coloring books. Then email me and tell me what the manager said. I'm curious to know. Fall on the floor and sue. Walk around with all your friends, wearing really big pants. You're so cool! Walk on the treadmills they have on display. Stand in line with your grocery cart for a long, long time. Spit. Buy someone you love a simulated-birthstone ring. Ask one of the worker bees to come over with the ladder to get down a pinata for you. (That's pinata with an ~.) Wait til he gets one and then say, "Oh, I changed my mind... I don't want the orange clown. I want the blue mouse instead." Keep doing that til it gets old. Chat with the deli workers about the good old days. Report the deli workers to the manager for being such slow bastards. Buy in bulk and save. Apply for a job. They start at seven dollars an hour! At least, that's what Dawn told me. Argue with your spouse. Puncuate your arguments with abrasively witty comebacks, like those spouted by Dan and Roseanne Conner, for the amusement of the other shoppers. Get a few gourmet coffee beans out of the machine thingie, just so you can walk around sniffing them. Let your kids take turns sniffing the votive candles until the baby takes a bite out of one. Block the magazine rack while studying each photo in Details. Just ignore any women trying to get around your huge pants in order to reach Crochet Universe. Tell the cashier that you KNOW you saw the sign that said "Hamburger Helper - 59 cents - Today Only!" and then make everyone behind you in line wait while the sacker goes to check, even though they all know you're lying. Attend an impromptu seminar from the cashier explaining what exactly constitutes foods paid for by WIC. Learn that, no, Kool-Aid is not juice. Cheez-Its are not cheese. Frankenberry is not nutritious, grain-filled cereal. Make jokes about Kathy Lee and sweatshops. Buy camo outfits for all the men and boys in the family. Test reels and fishing lures on the clothing and coifs of passersby. Check out the pile of $1/yard fabric. Sometimes there's good stuff in there. I'm not kidding. Buy your kids toys, outfits, bedding ensembles, and camping gear emblazoned with the latest animated movie characters. Check out the latest Walmart exclusive edition of Barbie. Hold on to the clothing racks so no one will notice you're drunk and/or high. Return something you bought three years ago and get store credit. Use a "Raisin Rage" lipliner to draw mustaches on the pictures of Cindy Crawford plastered all over the Revlon display. Visit the restroom. Take along your galoshes. Add up your bill in your head while the baby bangs on the calculator attached to the shopping cart's handle. Check out the burr on that guy. It's shaved everywhere except the back, where it's long. It's like a combination burr/mullet. Weird. Gape at the woman in the sari like you never saw a non-white person before. Walk in with your mohawk and walk around all rebellious and so-anti-establishment-you're-establishment and all. Scream, "Garth Brooks SUCKS!" and then be prepared to run. Leave on your cowboy hat indoors like the cretin you are. Drive around the parking lot three or four times with white junk painted all over your windshield to let people know that your high school won some kind of game last night. Stand around with your friends and complain about how Walmart is evil and is running the Mom & Pop stores out of business. Then pay for all your stuff and go home. Walk through the door in your bike shorts and tank top with pink makeup all over your face, as if that's gonna catch you a guy who'll support you and your habits and your four kids. Stand there looking at everybody and thinking up snarky comments in your head, as if you're anything better than a fat housewife in Payless shoes who runs a petty website. Don't forget your coupons! Do random good acts of kindness or whatever. Say hi to Willie Nelson if you see him there. And last but not least - say hi to me. Coz I'm always at Walmart.

[QUOTE]One moooore thing - Uncle[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Hey, remember when we were over your house and you little brother had peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and he was like "Here boy, here boy, who likes the skippy? Who likes the Skippy Peanutbutter?" - Blink 182[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]All your base are belong to us[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Guess what I found out when I was 15? My dad had a bigger wiener than me...and still does - Blink 182[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Greetings from MECCA!!! - Special K[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]4. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." [/QUOTE] [B]LOL[/B] i'm gonna do that one.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ice Dragon v2 [/i] [B]i know its a little early but i just had to post these questions up cuz i might forget them as time passes by. heres survey number 2: 1. Would you rather let DBZ characters or Gundam characters exist??? 2. You're a sniper. Would you rather take out a foot soldier or an officer??? 3. Your defense line is being heavily bombarded. Would you surrender or fight to the last man?? 4. There is a miliatry draft going on in your town. Would you sign up or injure yourself on purpose so you cant go??? 5. You just inherited $1 billion dollars. 1/4 of that money will go to taxes. Would you spend the last 3/4 on charity or spend it like crazy??? The choice is once again yours................ [/B][/QUOTE] 1. DBZ 2. officer 3.fight to the last... 4. it depeneds who we are fighting....but prolly injure or move to another country. 5.considering i'm poor ( :( ) i would spend spend spend! :devil:

well, lets see. how long mine is... [edit] about 15 lines, if u count the spaces.[/edit]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJGoten [/i] [B]I know aint it freaky?! A airplane, two things that look like the WTC, a skull and crossbones, and then a muslim sign. [/B][/QUOTE] dude, that's the star of david. it's JEWISH. not muslim.

[font=wingdings][size=26]Q33NY[/size][/font] u mean this?

ok. if not florida, then.....georgia.

well, for the [i]wierdest[/i] show, i would say, Beekmans World or The Weird Al Show. For the best show, Boston Public, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and anything my g/f wants to watch! :D

i sure would like to meet everyone face to face. THE OTAKU REUION, FACE TO FACE. lol...ok. i'm getting carried away.

i wish my g/f liked star wars....but she loves me enough that on our 1/2 year aniversary, she said that she would arange a special date and pay for everything cuz I always pay for everything. And guess what she did? she rented star wars episode 1 and epidoes 4-6 special edition. even though she hates the movies, she did it for me. that's how much she loves me. so we just curled up on the couch and watched. though, i didn't see much of the movies that day. :D ;)

1. To have some money to get my g/f something nice on your 1 year anniversary. (1 YEAR!!) 2. To be 21 so I can drive, drink, and get married... ;) 3. To live someplace warm, with my g/f. like florida. not in massachusetts, where it snows. i hate snow. (notice all my wishes center round my g/f. well, that's prolly becuz we went out on date # 50 last week and she gave me something special... ;) ;) ;) )

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Haha, he's hot too :p[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] thanks :D but i'm taken.

if u can, post a pic of your girlfriend, boyfriend or significant other. that is, if u people have any. :D j/k. here's my g/f, Bekka. [IMG]http://members.aol.com/inocent04devil/images/bekka2.bmp[/IMG]

here i wit my g/f(Bekka) . she hot isn't she? :cool: aren'y i lucky to be going out with the hottest girl in school? :cool: sadly, the pic came out bad. and it's the only one of my on the net cause she uploaded it. i don't have a digital camera or scanner :( but if u wanna see a pic of her, here's one: [IMG]http://members.aol.com/inocent04devil/images/bekka2.bmp[/IMG]

george bush just gave his presidential address. it was very good. He said again that whoever did this(BINLADIN) would pay. he didn't say who did it though.....though everone expects binladin. bush will sove this problem and lead our country to greatness.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Er...I hope it's not the US bombing Afghanistan.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] it wasn't the USA. they just said it wasn't. now, I got some freaky news. Just a few moments ago, my father told me, my sis, and my mom that he had planned a surprise trip to NYC in october. He got reservations for us to [B]EAT LUNCH AT ONE OF THE RESTURANTS ON TOP OF ONE OF THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS![/B] :eek: Now, that's just freaky.....A girl in my class was also supposed to go to NYC in october...:eek:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SS Trunks [/i] [B]If only I were qualified to give blood I would be down the blood bank now and not not talking to you guys! But I'm too young!!! [/B][/QUOTE] ya. i would be down there 2. i jut got word that one of my mom's friends husband was in Manhattan on business this morning. but he is ok. he is coming home to massachusetts now. thank god.

?The United States will hunt down and punish those responsible,? President Bush vowed. God, I hope Bush nailes all the a$$es of all the people involved. My Spanish teacher had a newphew in the 2nd tower that was hit. During our class, she got a call on her emergancy cell phone from her son in the tower! 0he said that he was on the 85th floor and smoke was everywhere and he could find a way out. she freaked. she left the school. but i saw her at the end of the day, which (hopefully) means her nephew got out ok. these are pics i found. the first one and the attached one are from the PENTAGON. The last one is of one of the World Trade Towers as it collapses. [IMG]http://aimtoday.aol.com/today/photogalleries/091101/attack1/gr/p8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://aimtoday.aol.com/today/photogalleries/091101/attack1/gr/p1.jpg[/IMG]

well, i started school last tuesday. they had us go tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. then give us friday-monday off. why didn't they just give us thethe whole week off??? o well. back to the tenth grade...:devil: :flaming:

i went once, back when it was good. just wrestling, no soap opera crap. o well. I stopped watching it like a year ago. When I figured out that 3/4 of the show was talk and 1/4 was fighting. and it's not even real fighting either...:(

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B]Oh thank kami-sama... it's about time people realize PN is all full of shi?.... i've boycotted that place the last 8 months :) Anyway, even if it was in the theaters, it would suck... because it's dubbed... by Funi.... and well as research shows, everything dubbed by Funi sucks.... so it's only natural that this will. [/B][/QUOTE] so true :ball: (i'll just use this icon cause i haven't seen other people use it)

i had some free time and I made this little pic. all u non dbz fans might not like it, but i don't care. [IMG]http://ultamatetrunksite.homestead.com/files/otaku_banner.jpg[/IMG]

i have seen movie 13. LOL. stands on his toes and tip-toes really fast. LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: