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  1. Yah Robin hood men in tights. lol I love the beginning. Villagers: Why do they always start a robin hoods movie by burning our village down? Villagers: Leave us alone Mel Brookes! My sister loves this part in Robin Hoods: Blind guy(forgot his name lol): Oh master you lost your arms in battle. But you grew great big boobs. Overall though I find Spaceballs the funniest of them all. What are your favorite parts in the movies?, Why do you like them so much? and Who eles do you know likes it?
  2. Burori

    Lost Hearts

    Actually. You have to put in your character here. then you can go in and post at your hearts content. I'm glad to see someone that wants to participate. This is the sign up sheet by the way: Name: Age: Race: Weapon: Personality: Bio: Apearance: Have fun!
  3. [i] Right after Karasu made his quick escape Jackel was deciding on what to do with Rokou for he was no. 2 on the list. He then reaised his two machine guns and aimed them at his head. "You are no. 2." He said and right before he pulled the triggers most of the crew appeared in the room. "So shall we get started then" hilind said drawing his sword. "Damnit." He thought. "Going to be held back from my assignment. Just then two more crew members rushed in. "You aren't going anywhere!" Said one. "Zats vight vu tryd to kill vor camptain!" Said the girl. "Hahahahahahahaha. I'm a bounty hunter you fools! You didn't think I wasn't prepared for this?" He then threw something on the ground and it blew up causing the whole room to smoke up. "Stop him!" Said hilind. "Ver iz he?" Said the girl. "Damnit!" When the dust settled he was gone. [/i]
  4. Dude his name isnt barf it's Barfolimu (can't spell it lol.) Dot: Who are you? Barf: BAARRRFFF Dot: not in here you don't it's a mecadise!
  5. Burori

    Lost Hearts

    [i] "Where are we Yujin?." Asked Mikuru with a sence of fear in her voice. "Oh my goodness."Yujin said. "I believe we are in the forest where the great tree resides." "But that would mean!" Said Mikuru. "Yes we traveled back in time." Let's go look for it." "But I want to go home Yujin." "Mikuru listen to me. this is the safest place to be right now. The sorceror won't suspect us being here. He might still think we're back in our time. Besides, I realised that if we kill the sorceror here our family would never would have been killed. But that would also mean we would never met each other." He said in a serious voice. "Maybe we could find each other if this was over and we did kill him. (Wait why am I talking like this? I thought I didn'T trust this guy!)" [/i]
  6. [i] "Not quite." Said a voice from behind Rouko what followed was the sound of a gun loading. Rouko turned around to see who it was, and when he took his eyes off the bounty hunter he then struck him in his stomache and knocked him to the ground. All he heard before he fainted was the two talking. "What took you so long you idiot? He almost killed me." He said with frustration. "Would have been an improvement." said the figure with a laugh. "Shut up Jackel. Now lets do what we were payed to do." He said right before he completely fanted. [/i]
  7. OOC: I had no other way of entering my character so. IC: [i] Not for from where the crew were sleeping lerked a figure awaiting for something. In the bar ahead of him was trouble brewing. "Hey you call this debloms?"Screamed the bartender. "Give me real money you cheap bastard before I remove one of your body limbs for the payment. "Screw that." Screamed a drunk man. Whom was a great mechant that just lost his job. "I'll give yah what I'll give yah." "Throw him out!" The bartender said and two men walked up to him. "Hey get your fuilthy hands off me!" Said the merchant but they already tossed him out. "You'll never see me here again you hear me?" He said in a pissed off voice. "Are you trendea?" Spoke the figure whom watched the entire event. "Yah." Said the merchant who was still lying down because he was piss drunk. "Who wants to know?" "You are my no. 1 on my list." Spoke the figure. He then took out two massive machine guns and aimed it at the merchant's head. "AH HELP ME ANYONE?" Screamed the merchant. "No one cares for you." Spoke the figure who started to fire his bullets into the mechants face when he was done no one could tell who the poor man was anymore. "And no one will." Spoke the figure laughing as he walkd away from the mutilated corpe of what was left of the man. As he walked away a few people came out of the bar and saw the poor man and one of the men threw up at the sight of it. "What could have done it?" Thought the other man. [/i]
  8. I just added my character in my recent post. One more question and i'll be silent. When is this starting and again what are my privilages of being the other DM?
  9. Question for you: Can a dwarf have two hand axes. Not big ones like small handheld axes?
  10. [i] Three of the four ships landed and one of the figures emerged from the pods. It was none other than Lazerous himself. The last ship still continued and crashed inside a building. "Get that saiyajin men. That bastard ruined so much of my plans that he's lived long enough. kill him when you see him emerging!" Lazerous said with anger. "Yes sir." Said the saiyajins that were there next to him and they all took of to the crashed pod. At the crash A figure emerged. "I was so close." said the figure. "So very close." "Are you okay mister?" Said a saiyajin running towards him. "GORDO What are you doing he could be one of Lazerous's men!" Said Bardock ready to attack him. "MY name is Gaul and I am no ally of Lazerous. I am the one destined to kill that APE for killing my love." The figure said with anger in his voice. [/i]
  11. I'll be the Dugeon master. I am very understanded in the world of Dugeons and dragons. Question though: Can i still have a character in this game? Edit 1: Name:Gaul Class: Dwarf Physical Description: Duh he's a dwarf. lol well he's 3 foot 6 inches. Weighs like 200 pounds and has a crude attitude towards anyone who makes fun of his size. Other description: Not really. Other than he's a DWARF LOL Chosen weapon: 2 handheld Axes (replaces Large Axe) Bio: A dwarf whom cares for many things. War being the main one. He loves to fight and when there is no fighting happening around him your sure to see him cause one.
  12. Name: Jackel The raging Bull Age:Unknown Height/Weight: 6 foot. 200 pounds Race: Human Description: A tall and dagerous man. Wears a thick cloak that covers his entire body. the only things visible are his 2 big a&* Machine guns Weapon: 2 Big A&$ Machine guns. He also carries smoke and tear grenades. Side: Bounty hunter Bio: Not much is known for this warrior. He is known to be mersilous and evil at times. but he helps out anyone that does need it in his opinion. Reason for Joining: YOU FORCED ME DBD. LOL J/K I decided on my own free will. Also to rape murder possim and rape. Some guy: you said rape twice!. Me: I like rape. lol. sorry wrong movie.
  13. [FONT=courier new][COLOR=orange] [i] As the maximals were in their chambers recieving their new forms Rinox was hard at work perfecting the procedure. "Prgram replicating and transformation complete. You may emerge." He said "Murrahow. Hey check it out im I cheeta. No I'm a cheetor!" Said Cheetor. "Interesting" Said Optimus still in his chamber. "Interesting? Murrahow Optimus the word is spot on smooth. Hahaha It's a crime!" Cheetor said back at Optimus. "I little tacky if you ask me. Now this s a form thats it's all about. Call me ratrap." "Oh yah how about I tear you to pieces?" "Stand down Cheetor liven large is for forms like me, Rinox." Rinox said stoping Cheetor from making one of his own companions supper. "All of you calm down. These new forms are to protect us from the Mass energon around this planet." Optimus said exiting his chamber. "Who knows what type of power Megatron can get from those crystals?" "More then likely emense power Optimus." Said Airaser.[/i] [/font] [/color]
  14. [SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic]I've looked all around this thread for this type of topic and I havn't seen one yet. So without further ado SPACEBALLS! Who here nows of the funniest (I find) parody of Star Trek, Star Wars, and Aliens. This movie made me laugh to the point that I couldn't breath. Just read this example and tell me this movie isn't funny. Darth Helmet: Humm I see you shwartz are as big as mine (Note: Swartz is the force but his meaning there light sapers which come out of their rings and it looks like they both had a well i can't say it here lol) *They both look down at their light saber* Now lets see how well you can handle it?" LOL I love this movie. How about you? Do you like the movie? Did you find it funny? Do you think it's the best out of all Mel Brookes movies? [/size] [/font]
  15. name: Burori The legendary Super Saiyajin age: unknown (maybe in the 20's) anime you're from: Dragonball Z Movies 8, 10 ,and 11. weapon: His Rage and thats it. rank: Soldier appearance: see pic.[img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=486393[/img] bio: Born with a powerlevel of 10,000. He now searchs the Universe for his arch nemisis, Kakarotto society: He has none. He's in a league of his own.
  16. [COLOR=orange][SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic]Name: Rinox Allegiance: Maximal Function: He is Optimus's advicer and master computer expert Alternate Form: A rinoceros [img]http://www.transfandom.com/sos/bw/media/images/profiles/s1/rhinox.gif[/img] weapons: 2 Gatlic Guns (and bad gas lol) Biography: A nature loving maximal one who is fasinated with life and other things. He always seems to come up with the right plans.[/font] [/size] [/color]
  17. Burori

    The Breed War

    [i] It was Blanda. He stood behind a werewolf and hacked at it not to kill it but to mortally wound it. "I do not wish to kill you creatures but be warned I am not a young Vampire realising by potential. I know my potential." The werewolves began to back down a little only to reveal their leader looking at Blanda. "Blanda it has been a long time." Spoke the wolf. "yes very long." Blanda said readying his sword. "How's your leader Cain doing?" Asked the wolf. "None of your buisness." Spat Blanda running towards him ready to cut its's throat. [/i]
  18. I'll Join Name: Gaul Age: 20 Gender: Male Side: Saiyajin Apperence: Wears a thick hood and cloak that covers his entire body. Only things visible are his tail and hair. Bio: A sayiajin born with incredible power. top of his class in changing, hand to hand combat, and master of double blades Weapon Double blades. (duh)
  19. Hahaha I love blond jokes. (don't get mad at me I'm a natural Blond) I have a joke to say. [i] Okay one day a man was doing chores in his house and he noticed there was something in the trees. He looked closer and noticed it was a Gorilla and right away he called the animal protection agency. After a few minutes past by the worker finally arrived and asked where the Gorilla is and the man said in his backyard. The worker then took out four things out of his van. A Chawawa, (sorry for my spelling) A stick, Handcuffs, and a shotgun. He then looked at the man and said: Okay here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to climb the tree that the Gorilla is in and poke him with this stick. Then when he falls out of the tree the Chawawa who's trained to go after it's *sensitive area* you then place the handcuffs when it trys to protect itself. The man then said: Okay I get that but I have one question. What is the Shotgun for? The worker replied: If I fall out of the tree before the Gorilla shoot the Chawawa[/i]
  20. Burori

    Lost Hearts

    [i] Yujin looked deep into her eyes and said with a calm and assuring voice. "There is a story of a queenwho forged a stone that was used to entrapted all of her soul and powers into the stone for her reincarnation. The reason why she did this was because a evil sorceror murdered her husband and she tried to avenge the death of her love and was defeated. Her soul couldn't rest until her husband's murder was avenged, that's why she had the stone forged, so when she came back she could carry out her goal. You see the sorceror was the king's brother who wanted the Thrown and the Queen and since the King refused to give his spot to his brother he was murdered. The queen who loved him dearly trapped his soul and her's into a sacred stone that she gave to her most trusted subjects. Years pasted by with no one knowing where that stone went until now. You hold the very stone in your hand that holds the soul of the queen." Yujin said very seriously. Mikuru looked at Yujin very carefully."And what about her husband? Where is his soul?" She asked. [/i]
  21. [i] I love the anime Dragonball. The very first episodes are the best I find. It explains so much of the story.[/i]
  22. [i] I was watching an episode of the simpsons and I noticed that Maggie (the baby) is more intelligent than the then networking shows her to be. Some of my proofs are: 1) She saves Homer's life against a mob gang (Fat Tony and hiis men) with a rifle. 2) I believe she deliberaty shot Mr. Burns for a more stronger reason. Maybe to snap him out of his sences. 3) When something happens she knows of it right away. What are your thoughts on this? Do you think the same that Maggie is hiding her intelligence or I'm just going a little bonkers. What do you think?[/i]
  23. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SailorStar [/i] [B] ECIT- I just noticed something. Hack Helba, ssjbrolli, and i are the only ones who arent newbies on this thread.. sorry, thought you should know... [/B][/QUOTE] That's because we are special. lol. :rolleyes:
  24. Is 5,000 right for krillins powerlevel or should it be smaller. Need some help here. also are we starting this soon? I also noticed one more character is still needed, Choazu
  25. Well I just found out that I not only sing Kryptonite in the shower but also Linkin Park song's, lol. Well how about you guys/gals? Have you also thought you might be good at singing when you do sing in the shower? I sometimes think so.
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