Yoda

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About Yoda

Gender
Male
Location
Turn and look out the window. You see that bin? ...yeah.
Biography
I am very lucky, as I own a small, decorative concrete pig. I struggle to justify it as it is afterall a luxury item.
Interests
Sarcasm. Sensible anarchy. Merryment. Doorsteps.
Occupation
Motivator. Coach. Life guru. Champion. Conqueror. Party animal. Squire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar. Elephant tamer. Banana wrangler. Blacksmith. Chess grand master. Disease. Sock.
Favorite Anime
The one with the bench. No, no, not that one, the other one. Yeah, the one with the brown bench. That's the one.
Achievements
Achievements? You sound just like my father!
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"Truely a thrilling ride from start to finish. Five stars!" - The Daily Telegraph.

"Proud, graceful, terrifying, like a concrete elephant." - The Guardian.

"Combines intensity and stupidity to incredible effect." - The New Yorker

"The handsomest boy in the world." - My mother.

"If he doesn't wipe that stupid smirk off his face I'm going to end him." - Some old drunk I wound up in a pub.