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[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][QUOTE=Split Keyblader]Well my mother had her's tied after I was born. Not directly after. But Maybe we could wait till we are OLD AND DECREPID!!!! By then remembering sex will be hard. "Was it fun for you?" "I can't remember."[/QUOTE] I dunno, sex is a pretty memorable experience. And why bother getting her tubes tied when she's old? She won't be fertile by that point anyway. lol[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]My room is bigger than my Mum's, which is awesome. There's heaps of space cause I keep it clean, and also cause I don't bother much with furniture. The only furniture in the room proper is my bed, a bedside table, and a coffee table for my CDs. Everything else (including my chest of drawers) resides in the closet, and the only things typically on the floor are my washing basket and my surge protector. My room is amazing.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Jade's date, man. [b]Character Name:[/b] Sandra Lee [b]Age:[/b] 19 [b]Profession:[/b] Grocery clerk [b]Brief History and Description:[/b] Sandra has lived in New York all her life, never having an idea of the world outside it's vast borders. She lives with her mother, a divorcee who is shunned mercilessly by the rest of the neighbourhood, and works at the local grocer to support her and her mother. It was through working there that she met Jade McGuff, a country boy new to the city that seemed exotic and mysterious to her, and almost instantly developed an infatuation with him. Despite her covert advances, however, Jade was generally too concerned with making ends meet to notice, and she'd had to resort to drastic measures. After telling her mother, Jade was invited to dinner, under the pretense that he looked unhealthy and needed a good meal. The young man had practically inhaled the 3 courses before either woman noticed, and in after dinner talks had let out he'd been invited to one of Alice Longfellow's famous dinner parties. Sandra had leapt at the chance to attend with him, and, after a short amount of badgering, succeeded in becoming his date for that evening. Jade never knew what hit him. Sandra is 5'1, with long blonde hair and a pale complexion dotted with freckles. Her eyes are dark brown, almost black, and she uses it to her advantage, added layers and layers of thick eyeshadow to giver herself a jarring, mysterious look. Typically she's a bubbly young woman filled with idealism not uncommon in the 60s, but possesses a hard edge when attempting to get what she wants or needs that oftentimes makes her appeal cruel or cold-hearted - qualities Jade doesn't find appealing, but is willing to accept for the one night, so he isn't alone on Valentine's Day.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial][b]Prefered location:[/b] Hyrule or Mushroom kingdom would be best, I've never played the other games. [b]Why?[/b] Put simply... [i]you need me.[/i] [b]Sample (I wrote this just for you Charles, [i]just for you[/i]):[/b] [quote][size=1]SNIKT The general looked around nervously, his eyes scanning the darkness for the source of the noise. Behind him his platoon did the same, their eyes bugging with fear. They had been searching the dim cave for an hour now, their mindsets alternating between gung-ho and scattered as they delved deeper into the earth, their task seemingly simple - take down Weapon X. They were the 6th platoon to be sent after him "GAH!" a soldier near the back of the group went down, hitting the earth with a wet thud. At once the platoon spun around, firing their machine guns wildly, hoping in vain to kill the source of their anguish. The dull tink of lead upon metal was the only answer they received, followed by a bestial roar as a man with wildly spiked hair leapt into the view, his six claws - three on each hand - singing as they cut through the air. With animal fury he tore into six of the soldiers before they could react, then leapt at the next, only to receive a pistol shot to the head. With a grunt the man fell. For a long time noone moved. Then the general smiled. "Looks like we got him boys!" he roared, breathing heavily and walking to stand over the corpse. "Weapon X, dead for good. Thought I'd never see the day." Taking a cigar out of his pocket, he shoved it in his mouth and lit up. "Celebrate boys, we just did what 5 other platoons couldn't!" His remaining platoon all cheered, envisioning the grand pay advances they'd get for such a takedown. "Don't celebrate too soon, bub," a gravelly voice replied. The general peered down at Weapon X's corpse, and saw it peer right back. "Boo." "Men, he's still alive!" the general roared. "Kill i--" He fell with a thud, his body slashed from crotch to throat by Weapon X's deadly claws. Slowly the mutant stood, cracking his neck and barely registering the thud of the platoon's machine gun bullets as they attempted to take him down again. With slight stiffness he crouched and picked up the general's still smoking cigar, took a deep draw and looking up at the terrified platoon as his wounds healed before their eyes. "Who's next?"[/size][/quote][/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Split Keyblader]I'm only 13 what do I care. Actually i care a lot. People my age can't wait to "Do it". Wonder why. Eh guys will be guys I guess. "Get the lube" I guess. Anywho i can't wait till health classes "Sex talk". (Being sarcastic) As told by ginger was funny when all the girls saw a baby coming out. Yes I watched as told by ginger. But techniquely Cosmo reveals some facts. I read an article. Curiosity killed the dog. if you get the joke. So hopefully my wife knows what it means to "Get your tubes tied,." Only one kid for me. Otherwise no sex afterwords. Not getting a visectamy. No way are my boys going to get killed. So to speak. But positions aren't all that good to use. Make one up yourself. Kama sutra my ***!!! Unless your hu hephner who has had rigor mortis more times then a graveyard. :D So really is it fun? i hope so. But guys take head. I ummm meant heed. Sorry :animenose . but guys have substitutes It will not be said on here but.Jack might know. hint hint.[/QUOTE] [center][img]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4581/areyouforrealei1.jpg[/img][/center]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]No need to say it, I know I'm amazing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]You know what? I just put on Nirvana. Right then, because you said they suck. I'm not hearing the suck Kitsune. I'm hearing the amazing awesomosity, but the suck seems to be [i]oddly absent from my listening experience[/i]. I suggest you reexamine your definition of suck, possibly using Linkin Park as a starting point. Rock isn't good at Linkin Park, and past that it gets no better. I totally dig Red Hot Chili Peppers and Wolfmother, with a lot of David Bowie thrown in for good measure. It's like covering four decades in one with those three, Chilis do the 80s and 90s, Wolfmother have that [i]70s sound[/i] covered and David Bowie is timeless, and thus can stand in for any decade he bloody well wants to. You don't question David Bowie, it's a sure fire way to find yourself in a [i]world of pain[/i].[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I wouldn't risk a friendship for their wellbeing unless it got really nuts. A lot of the time they already know, but don't want to do anything, so forcing them into something through outside intervention can ruin a friendship permanently.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Sex is an activity best enjoyed with a partner. Clinical studies have shown that sex when performed alone is at least 80% - yes, 80%! - less satisfying than with a partner. So you know what that means, people. Time to buddy up.[/font][/color][/size]

[quote name='John']Doesn't a fine-tuned technique really defeat the intentions of screaming? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd think that screaming as a vocal technique was created as a departure from singing, to give a more visceral and unrehearsed sound. If you scream, you'd better mean it, and if you mean it, then anyone who doesn't approve of your particular screaming is just overconscious about it.[/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Ssh, get your logic out of here man! They'll get you. [i]Get you[/i].[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Right now I'm on a real Bad Religion and Millencolin vibe. Old school punk, the way it should be![/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=The13thMan][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]At this point you're not even putting up a good argument for your weight anymore, you're only in denial...it's a little sad. I estimated your BMI, you said nearing 300 so i entered in 290. The result was 37.2. 30 is obese, 25 is overweight, you're deep in the obese territory. You run high risk of developing diabetes when you reach adulthood... Dude, i would seriously reconsider your outlook on weight if i were you. There's no point in me continuing this discussion, you know what i think. ::shrug:: Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Man, my BMI was 33 by your site, which meant I was obese. The only excess fat on my whole body, though, is on my stomach, which makes me wonder the accuracy of it (note: I'm 5'4 with heaps of natural muscle, so I'm thinking the calculation was affected by my relative shortness).[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Red 6][COLOR=Sienna] No I won't. I've tried working out and eating healthy, it sucks. It sucks bad. I'd live a longer life but what's the point of living if you aren't doing something you love. And for me, eating is what I love. Health food absolutely blows, I can't stand vegetables of any kind, and I just can't get enough of unhealthy food. I'm doign what I love, man, so don't tell me it's rediculous to be proud of myself.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Just because you're fat doesn't mean you have to eat trash. I know plenty of overweight or obese people that eat healthy balanced diets and are only overweight because they're not the exercising type. It's great that you're happy with your life the way it is, and your body, but if you don't eat properly - vegetables, fruits, the whole thing - you aren't getting a proper nutritional intake, and that can be very, very bad. Obesity itself is a bad thing, but you can still live a long and happy life with an extra chin, it might just be a bit more difficult. Obesity plus not even [i]trying[/i] to eat properly is terrible - you're body is already understrain, but you're not even giving it complete resources to keep going.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Been there, done that...[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Hm? So they're doing it for the women's sake, you're saying? I've got twenty bucks on the person who invented it being an unmarried 38-year-old guy. "OMFG big boobz for cheap3r!1!!"[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]These things don't get researched unless there's demand. Why would they bother if noone wanted it? Furthermore, why would a 38 year old unmarried guy even care? He doesn't have a girlfriend to give bigger tits to begin with, the only possible reason he could've invented this in your little hypothetical situation is to watch the tits on women around him get bigger - which would just make him more lonely, and be ultimately fruitless.[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Amen to that. I applaud you. But seriously, after just having watched The Stepford Wives today, this is getting me a lit~tle paranoid... I suggest all women resort to a bomb shelter and prepare for a war of the sexes. *yawn* Or maybe I should just go get some sleep...[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I don't see how making a gum packed with oestrogen is a big Stepford Wives situation, especially when it was made in Japan. Many Japanese women have small busts naturally so a non-surgical, presumably-cheaper, solution would be welcome there, and probably the reason it was researched. Sure, medicinal research could've gone to better projects, but the gum has been made, the funds have been wasted, get over it. Also, a manual would not help at all. Women are not like guitars, what works for one doesn't work for another.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It's like all the spam emails I've ever gotten made true! Transexuals in Thailand are going to jump all over this.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]An overactive imagination. Or it could be all the drug and alcohol abuse. Either/or, really.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][i]We Believe[/i] - Red Hot Chili Peppers [i]Sequence Erase[/i] - The Aquabats [i]Missed Me[/i] - The Dresden Dolls [i]'Heroes'[/i] - David Bowie [i]Winners[/i] - Deadsy [i]Open Book[/i] - Cake [i]Disposable Teens[/i] - Marilyn Manson [i]She Hates Me[/i] - Local H [i]Opus[/i] - The Flaming Tsunamis [i]Lightning Song[/i] - Queens of the Stone Age [i]Mind's Eye[/i] - Wolfmother [i]Hell Below, Stars Above[/i] - The Toadies [i]The Fall of Adam[/i] - Marilyn Manson [i]Cygnet Commitee[/i] - David Bowie [i]Rabiteen[/i] - Jack Off Jill I don't think it says much except that my music taste is very varied. lol It doesn't show much of my Industrial bent, either.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Ezekiel][SIZE=1]You flatter me, Gav. I think White is starting to turn into another Dragon Warrior. I know. The horror! They're both attractive guys who know it and flaunt it. I think White has picked up his more confident attitude after he started talking to DW. At least, that's when I noticed it more. I may be wrong. White is turning into a better-known member here and popular, at that. He's also developed a real sense of 'silly comedy' that is so prevalent in DW's stories. So yes, if DW left, I think White would slip into the small void rather well.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Dragon Warrior is far from attractive. Or funny. I can't think of anyone who's here now, but I remember a while back that lava lamp was shaping up to be wrist cutter v2. Conversely, lava lamp seemed to be banned for the same short, snappy posts wrist cutter was known for (and even labelled a wrist cutter wannabe). A shame, they were awesome.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I can't stand moshes, mainly because last time I went moshing my foot was punctured by some insane ***** in stilettos. What about [i]you are in the moshpit for Jet, most popular Aussie band at the time[/i] makes them think they can wear ****ing [u]stilettos[/u]. **** moshing.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Newbie lounge 2.0![/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Preschool: That Ken is really a kind of nice guy Year 1: Ken is a dick. Oh, and spelling! Year 2: 'Th' is different to 'f' phoentically. True story. Year 3: I totally rocked out to the times tables. Year 4: Widows make better teaches than those embittered by years of marriage. Year 5: You can tell a lot about someone by the shorts they wear. A whole lot. Year 6: HOLY ****, GIRLS. Year 7: HOLY ****, GIRLS aren't interested in me. Year 8: The most interesting people wear glasses. Year 9: I gave my friend a premature grey patch from worrying in year 6. [i]Whoops[/i]. Year 10: Accelerated learning programs are really pretty flawed. Year 11: Doing senior was a mistake. Year 12: Screw you guys, I'm going home. At which point I dropped out.[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Tical Blue]i have a gift. Or perhaps a disease. I don't know which. Anyway, I do nothing. I sit in front of my computer all day, watch TV, and play video games. I hardly ever get out. The only activity I get is wrestling with my little brother all the time. What do I eat? I eat crap. I mean, some of the things I eat may be healthy, but for the most part I just eat junkfood en masse. So... I would think I'd be like huge or something... but actually I'm scrawny as all can be. I can overlap my fingers around my wrist and no part of me is more than 5 inches wide from the side. I mean, Im not supermodel skinny, and I have 0 build, but I'm still a scrawny lil brat. I don't know why. But in any case, I've never given my weight a second thought. Don't even remember the last time I stepped on a scale.[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]When you stop growing, and your metabolism hits the skids, man, [i]you are in a word of trouble[/i]. The thin geeks of today are the fat geeks of tomorrow.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]I don't know if this is the kind of character you were looking for man, but I enjoyed creating him, [b]Character Name:[/b] Jade McGuff [b]Age:[/b] 23 [b]Profession:[/b] Unemployed/Writer [b]Brief History and Description:[/b] Jade was born and raised in America's heartland, in a typical Christian family with big hearts and an appreciation for life not typically found on the east coast. He achieved average grades at school (though he excelled in English), played football well enough to be offered a scholarship in California (he refused), and left school with no plans for his life but to join the local mining industry like his father. When the mines were suddenly and inexplicably closed, however, Jade was left in the worst position a 23 year old could find themselves in - underqualified, broke, and too proud to move back home. So, with typical McGuff ego, he pretended nothing was wrong, convinced himself it was just time for him to move on, and transplanted to New York with vague ideas about becoming a writer. For the last six months he's scraped together a meagre living submitting his short stories to magazines around the country and doing oddjobs around the neighbourhood, just making enough for rent each week. He's become thin, and gaunt, but he's too proud to admit it might be time to suck up his pride and move back home - partly because he's convinced his family that he's become a successful writer and partly because his ego refuses to let him. Physically, Jade is tall at 6'4. He has broad shoulders and large hands and feet, but the rest of his body seems lanky by comparison, as months of underfeeding have left him sallow and bony. His hair is brown and dull, hanging to just below his chin, and his eyes are blue and piercing, the kind of eyes that seem to look into your soul. Despite his outward appearance, however, Jade maintains a wiry strength, easily managing to lift upwards of 150 pounds when he does oddjobs for his neighbours, and looks at a life with a combination of arrogance and confidence that seems to charm everyone but propective employers.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]