DeadSeraphim

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]OOC: Collab with Shy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love the rain. The way it wraps the earth in chill, then assaults it from above like the bullets of an angry god makes me smile. Rain is so delicately violent I can't help but love it. Almost like me really... though delicate hardly describes me. I mean, sure, I love myself, and I'm violent, but delicate...? Well, ask the smashed faces of my victims if I'm delicate. I'm sure they'll crack a grin... assuming they're alive. As you might've guessed, it was raining, and I was out in it. I was on the lower east side, looking for a man identifiable only as 'Logan' (I liked to call him Wolverine, but everytime I tried the joke, no one got it. Which was a shame, as he kind of fit the bill as a hairy Canadian. C'est la vie. He lived at this dilapitaded crack house, selling our organizations wares at a pretty pricy premium, and keeping a cut off the profit. Only problem was, lately he hadn't been giving us our own, healthier cut, and it was starting to aggravate the boss, Fai Chou a little. And by 'a little' I mean a whole fucking lot. Which is where I come in. I was sent to have a little talk with him. Standing before his front door I reached into my jacket and took out a cigarette, lighting it with practiced skill before beating on his door. Inside I heard shuffling, then a squeak as the rusty peephole opened. "Who is it?" I took a drag and exhaled slowly, wondering at the guy's insolence. "You know exactly who it is Logan, open the door." I paused. "I believe we have to discuss some things." I could feel his fear through the door. "Discuss what man? There's nothing to discuss." "You know exactly what there is to discuss. Open the fucking door." "No way man!" I heard a frantic scrambling as the guy started running, presumably to get to the back, and sighed. "You didn't have to make this hard, Logan." Flicking away my smoke I kicked open the door and started striding through the house, my baton twirling. "I honestly didn't want to break all your limbs." "You're not breaking anything, chink!" he squeaked, jumping around a corner with a submachine gun. "Stop where you are or I'll fill you with lead! Let's see you discuss that!" I stopped. "Idiot." The baton flew from my hand and arced through the air, striking him across the temple and knocking him out before he could react. He fell like a sack of shit, the machine gun scattering to his side without a single shot fired. I smiled and stood over him. "Now for the fun bit." Retrieving my baton I pulled it back and landed a savage blow to his right arm, the bone shattering immediately. I beat the same spot again and the flesh burst, sending blood out in all directions. He groaned in pain as if starting to wake and I smashed him across the head. "Shut up, junkie," I hissed, hitting him hard in the ribs with a satisfying 'swish-crack. "Just shut the fuck up." Pulling my arm back to strike again I found my baton stuck and turned to see the problem. An oriental woman glared at me, a pistol trained on my heart. "Ah, fuck."[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][quote name='Rachmaninoff']Good grief! Looks like I missed the fine print when I signed up to be a member! The first two I can handle but the third? o_O I am so screwed. I mean you're in Australia right? So I already missed the deadline. *reads Dead's definition of hell* Yup I'm screwed.[/quote] It's okay, it's only 4:23pm. YOU HAVE TIME. ...but when you run out, yeah, you're screwed. [quote name='BKStyles][font=arial']I knew about the fine print...I just kinda hoped the repellent spray and peanut shells would keep me safe. It seems I was mislead yet again. In any case, there's no way i'm giving up the rum and cola from my fridge....oh, and my soul too...I guess I want that.[/font][/quote] No repellent can halt the dead, friend. And peanut shells only work on ghosts. Jeez, don't you Americans study ghost hunting at school?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='ForgotteÑ-HerÖ][COLOR=Blue']Your **** oughta luck. I sold my soul to Santa. Hey, it's for the children. And I don't have any Coke, only Pepsi... sorry.[/COLOR][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Santa? I think you mean [i]Satan[/i] brudda. Also, I didn't ask for 'coke', I asked for 'OP Bundaberg Rum and Cola'. Get your facts straight. I still expect your soul by midnight. Do not renege on me, boy.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I'm pretty sure [i]all of you[/i] should be my slaves, since I'm kind of [i]the dude[/i] working on v8. That means you too, James. So without further ado, this is my list of demands: * Three cartons (not decks, cartons) of Winfield Gold Cigarettes. * Twenty cartons of Overproof Bundaberg Rum and Cola * Your souls I expect them by midnight, or there will be hell to pay (and by 'hell', I mean a long list of sexual favours, which could be hell depending on your perspective)[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Dead will start the story on a 'job', making an example out of a local drug dealer who isn't paying his fees. You can intertwine with it if you want, Josh.[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Rachmaninoff]Wow, I had no idea Des turned people into slaves. o_O If so as Ikillion says...you are so screwed 2007DigitalBoy. I don't suppose anyone knows how many people Des has already turned into slaves?[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]13, including a chicken and four Transformers.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]As far as I'm concerned, he's already 2007Digital[i]Ban[/i].[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]This thread has suddenly got a whole lot more serious than I wanted. Honestly, all I wanted was puns like O[u]cat[/u]uboards, or Otaku[u]Borat[/u]s. You all suck. :([/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]That forum would fail, since the only beer worth talking about is XXXX Gold (on tap, strictly), and everyone would realise this after only a few flame wars.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][b]Name:[/b] Shi Aolie [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Organization nickname:[/b] Dead [b]Age[/b]: 26 [b]Chinese Zodiac Sign:[/b] Snake [b]Organization of Choice:[/b] The Brotherhood of Eternal Repose [b]Function:[/b] Enforcer [b]Appearance:[/b] 5'4" and stocky with an infectious grin. Usually wears black suits with black shirts underneath, and is rarely seen without his dark sunglasses, even at night. [b]Weapon of Choice:[/b] Baton [b]Personality:[/b] Generally a happy go lucky guy known for his keen sense of humour and sharp wit. He becomes easily frustrated however, and has been known to break his own bones when angry at himself. This savagery is carried over to his victims, who are rarely left with enough intact body to identify without the aid of DNA, a by-product of his taking out his restrained anger on them. Detests using guns, largely cause of a misfire incident in his late teens. Is also a dangerous flirt, who has unwittingly broken up more than one relationship with what he considers 'innocent flirting'. Multiple broken noses are testament to this. He's also a heavy smoker, and a heavy drinker.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Hello friends. I, like you, am a member of this forum, a forum that has been whole-heartedly devoted to anime for over 7 years. Now, as we all know, OB's [i]8th version[/i] will be coming in just a few short months, and I think it's about time that the people rose up and voted on the most important thing to ever face our generation: where do we go from here? Sure, sure, you're all saying "Let's just stick with anime, it seems to work, you know?" but, friends, reconsider - [i]anime is dead[/i]. We need a new direction to make OB the premier interweb destination again, and unfortunately for you, James has already twigged to this, and is, as we speak, designing a monstrous beast coded in SGML and coloured [u]poo brown[/u] called "Ot[b]art[/b]kuBoards", an art deco project where you can only post in morse code or face a ban for disrupting the flow of the art. Do you want to face this horrible future? No, I didn't think so. I open the floor to you, the members, to define [i]where OB goes from this point on[/i]. I suggest OtahentaikuBoards (obviously, for the posting of cats), and I know Charles has [i]ideas[/i], that only he could [i]articulate[/i], but we can't be the only freedom fighters here. Speak up, be heard![/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]#2: Pikachu was shocked by the size of Ash's member.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It's hard to find up here. The one time I almost got it, the CD store had lost the disc, and they only had the case.[/font][/color][/size]

[color=indigo][size=1][font=arial][B]Mindless Self Indulgence - Tight[/B]t: I know they're essentially immature ravers at the start of their career, but it's for completeness, you know? Also, even if their work was as irrelevant as Bush at the start, their songs are always crazy nuts anyway. [B]Mindless Self Indulgence - Alienating Our Audience[/B]: This is a live album, and I can't find it anywhere. : ( [B]Mindless Self Indulgence - You'll Rebel To Anything[/B]: This is the album I got into them through, and it's pretty ****ing fun, for 22 minutes of songs. It and Frankenstein Girls pushed them into my Last.fm top 5. [B] Marilyn Manson - Portrait of an American Famil[/B]y: It's a fun album, albeit nowhere near as complex as later albums, and every chance I've had to get it has been foiled. I will persevere. [B]TISM - tism.wanker.com[/B]: Come on, it's TISM. This is their first album after their breakout album, and though it's a bit samey, I want it nonetheless. [B] Leftöver Crack - **** World Trade[/B]: I love Leftöver Crack, I've been looking for this album for years. That's all I can think of for now.[/font][/size][/color]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I'm pretty sure madsatirist was Alex/PoisonTongue/Brasil/Papa Smurf's old s/n.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I prefer stockings.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][quote name='Crazy Kev']6.)People who judge you on who you are. that just makes others feel bad about themselves by alot![/quote] So err... what else would you have us judge you on? Your appearance? Your body odour?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange]Okay, right now, access either iMovie or Garageband. It will ask you what to name your project. give it a name, then enter the program. Do something so that it will turn the X onto a little dot, then exit and click 'don't save'. Then exist the program alltogether. Now, reactivate it. Annoying as hell, i swear.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=indigo][size=1][font=arial]For both those programs, to do anything you have to create a project, which makes files on the HDD, cause they're so media intensive and it would be inefficient to keep it in RAM. So what it's asking is 'Do you want to keep this?' not 'Do you want to save?'. When you say no, it sends it to trash, but because Macs use pointers to files, not physical locations, if you try to bring it up again from the recent files menu, it'll try to open it from where it was seen last - the trash. Of course, it can't do this, so it'll instead open the trash as if to say 'Hey man, you wanna use this? It's in here bro'. Anyway, in conclusion, I hate both those programs, and I've never [i]ever[/i] been able to replicate your 'problem' in any other app.[/font][/size][/color]

[QUOTE=2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange]hai, soo desu. I think that about wraps it up. By the way, did you get my message about the anime reccomendation thing? I know this isn't the place, but I didn't know if you had some PM blocker thingy or something, so I had to ask somewhere. I really should have saved a copy >_< To stay on topic. nother thing that grinds my gears is the way my brother's Mac saved documents. It replaces the X button with the 'would you like to save' button, so I'm always paranoid about pressing it. Then, if you don't want to save, it keeps the file in the list of current files, though clicking it just directs you to the recycle bin. What's the point? Also, when you reopen certain programs, it pulls up whatever file you last worked on, and if it's one from the recycle bin, it asks you if you want to see the recycle bin! No! That's why I said 'DON'T save!'[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I've used Macs exclusively since late 2004. I've never encountered this, ever. I call ********.[/font][/color][/size]

[quote name='cancer][SIZE=1][COLOR=Navy][SIZE=1] Does anyone here have any advice for me? I really need advice now more than ever.[/SIZE][/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]APPLY EARLIER NEXT TIME.[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]And that's it? I was kind of expecting more.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [font=arial][size=1][color=indigo]Addendum: Allamorph[/color][/size][/font]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]George Clooney Robert Holmes Acourt Don Lane Sandy The people who bottled the bad Jim Beam Jim Morrison Toby 'Lighter Thief' Urquhart Shamous 'Lighter Scab' Kearney Warrick Capper's mother The whole of Turkey Smokers Non smokers People who like good cooking Live drama Structuralists DeadSeraphim Chile Hair dressers Highschoolers Rich people Poor people[/font][/color][/size]

[quote name='Retribution][size=1']Edit: I just noticed the categories "Notable Bans" and "Banned Members" are identical. Why?[/size][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Because not all bans are notable, and not all notable bans have banned members anymore.[/font][/color][/size]

[color=indigo][size=1][font=arial]12 is Lan from MegaMan NT Warrior.[/font][/size][/color]

[font=arial][size=1][color=indigo] "It's not [I]me[/I], it's [I]you[/I]. Try someone a little more in your league next time, kay? ;)"[/color][/size][/font]