DeadSeraphim

[quote name='Farto the Magic][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]The thing to remember is that, when they ask if you did it, say no. They're trying to get you in trouble. Just remember that for the future. Or blame it on a gorilla that escaped from the zoo...or a clown from outer space.[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Dude, I could never rat out Space Clown. How dare you even suggest it.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It'll be hard work convincing them you did it when you're not even Australian, but hey, someone's gotta pay for DeathKnight's death, and it sure as hell isn't going to be me.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]I... I think I killed a dude. I was driving to the pub, and it was dark, and I heard this huge bump and a scream and... ****, I just ran off. But, you know, I have more guts than that so I came back... it was gruesome. He was all over the road, I swear I didn't know the human body had so much blood in it. I called 000 and fled the scene, but... I don't know man. I'm not sure if I should fess up or not. Here driving on L Plates and causing a fatality is considered murder, and I'm not sure if doing the noble thing is all that noble when no one saw me, and my life is before me. Sure, I'd have to live with the guilt, but that's easier than the prison time. I did tell Mum though, in confidence, and she promised me she wouldn't say anything, and told me "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there - to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='James][font=arial']It's coming into winter where I live, so my summer plans are already over... *sniff*[/font][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]You're Australian, it's hot here no matter what time of the year it is. [i]Endless Summer, on the realz.[/i][/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Lunox][color=dimgray] Just thought of another thing. When people online can't use internet slang. Like when they slap on a giant "LAWL" or "LOLLERSKATES" and think it's funny and satirical, but it's actually annoying and lame. Actually, I have no idea how those previously mentioned terms could ever be funny. Lollerskates? What the hell?[/color][/QUOTE] [img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/17/Lollerskates_blk.gif[/img]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Cigarette thieves. They are expensive. I am broke. Go buy your own. Also: The majority of OtakuBoards userbase. You all suck.[/font][/color][/size]

[quote name='John]Well look who thinks [i]he's[/i] the cat's meow. [img']http://www.orangelazarus.net/groupsounds/images/smilies/dancing/danceangryrazz.gif[/img][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]He's just overcompensating for not being born with super powers like the rest of the world.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][quote name='PiroMunkie']And in regards to "no one wants an awkward sexing if you are both virgins" ... what do you think the internet is for? :P Just because someone's never had sex doesn't mean they don't know where things are. A little fooling around can let you know how to please your mate a great deal without ever actually having sex.[/quote] Internet = theory. Actually ****ing = practical. Practical != theory, ever. Sure, you can spend your wedding night figuring out how to put a into b, or you can **** before hand and learn how to do things right so your wedding night is actually an intimate, erotic, memorable experience, instead of the fumblings of two virgins with hazy ideas of where and how to do things. See, I know which [i]I'd[/i] prefer.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[color=indigo][size=1][font=arial]You'll Rebel To Anything by MSI. It's so short I used to have it on loop and not notice for hours at a time.[/font][/size][/color]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Virginity is a [i]disease[/i], like AIDS, or Judaism, and it is fatal unless treated properly via the shared exchange of bodily fluids with a consenting member of your own species. Do you want to die Heero? Do you want to die of virginity? I didn't think so. You see, people who make a big deal out of losing it are just [i]concerned for your well being[/i]. It's not spite, you just don't see things the way we do - you don't see the ticking timebomb your undipped dick is. Go get laid Heero. Your life depends on it.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]For me, personally, he's in debt for about forty million. We were at the track one day, and he had a bundle of horse tranquilizers (apparently to knock out the horses that were set to win), and he told me, "Dead, mate, it's only 40 mill. I'll just put it all on the one horse I [i]didn't[/i] tranq, and we'll be billionaires." I know Shin's a trustworthy guy - I mean, he holds down the orphans while I stomp their faces, and he's never ratted me out to the cops or Mother Superior once - so I gave him the forty mill, and waited for the race. [i]Well.[/i] Turns out Mr Shinmaru tripped on the way to the stables, accidentally injected himself with all 8 tranquilizer darts, and lay comatose for four weeks while I lost forty million. Needless to say, he claims he can't pay me back. Damn lazy Mexican. What's your story of monetary loss and woe?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Sow some oats means to ****. Dump her. Long distance never works anyway, long distance plus denial about cheating is a recipe for emotional disaster on your part. Escape now before you get really hurt. I speak from experience.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I enter the stadium arena with my two best friends. We have a carton of rum and cola cans between us, two packs of cigarettes, and no shirts. With confidence we stride through the milling emo masses, killing or seriously injuring whoever gets in our way, until we reach the moshpit, which is filled entirely with topless women and jelly. They have already begun to wrestle. We watch, we drink, we smoke, we wait. Then... AN EXPLOSION. An F16 roars across the sky, painting it blood red with it's coloured exhaust. Smoke machines flood the entire arena, and when it clears, Korn - pre See You On The Other Side - open up the night with a ball stomping rendition of Wake Up Hate. The crowd goes wild, even the zombified corpses of the slaughtered emos. After playing for three hours, Korn leave the stage in an explosion of blood - but they're okay, cause they do a two hour encore. After that Frenzal Rhomb come out, looking slightly less impressive, but gaining the crowd's attention (and respect) by calling us all a bunch of c**ts who wouldn't know good music if it was feed directly into their body via an enema. They then play every song they have, so they're done in about 45 minutes, but everyone's so into it that they [i]do it again[/i]. Throughout all this the women in the jelly moshpit have been wrestling and some have even started ****ing. Me and my friends are still the only men in the moshpit. We are fine with this. Really. Finally, the curtains come down, only to be lit up, every thread of fabric becoming a tiny fireboll of molten polyester as Mindless Self Indulgence spend three hours abusing and amusing us. They finish by performing a ritual sacrifice of one of the emo-est emos, to much acclaim. The moshpit girls are now all lesbians, completely. The concert is over. My friends and I are so drunk we leave with the women in the moshpit on a huge bus. We go back to their place and spend the next fourteen days in complete ecstasy. That's about as close to the perfect concert as I could describe.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial][B]Aaryanna_Mom[/B] ? I challenge anyone to come up with a single good reason [I]not[/I] to like her. And should somebody do so, I will then hunt them down and kill them so hard they will die to death. :animesmil [indent]...with no hard feelings, of course.[/indent][/FONT][/QUOTE] [i]It's very very difficult for me to like someone who would let their daughter torture their own dog with awful costumery.[/i] Unfortunately, I give up when faced with such trying circumstances, so bring it on, big boy. I would very much like to see what you have 'got', as it were.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][QUOTE=White][COLOR=DimGray][FONT=Tahoma][b]4.[/b] The only thing I can suggest is that we upgrade the resolution to at [I]least[/I] 1024x768. It's at 800x600 right now, I believe and I absolutely hate it. I run at 1680x1280 which is bigger than average, I know but even when I see it at 1280x1024 it seems small. If you're still running at 800x600 you need to stop living in the past.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Despite the fact that OB8 is planned to be 1024 res., you're being a bit rude here. The proportion of internet users still on 800x600 is still much larger than you'd expect, just because you're a tech savvy internet nerd doesn't mean the rest of the world has caught up. I mean, jeez, only a few years ago Windows 98 was still the most widely used Operating System on the net. Progress isn't as fast as you think when your perspective is distorted by your own experience. Until then, if the current OB layout was stretched to 1024 it'd look like ****, as it clearly isn't designed for 1024. You weren't around for Group Sounds first version, but it filled the entire screen - no matter your resolution. Reading it became a total chore because on a 1024 screen an entire paragraph would fill less than two lines. At 1280 is became unbearable, and at your excessive screen size it'd be total horseshit. Tony eventually created a thinner width version just for readability purposes.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][quote name='Retribution][size=1]I have no grasp on the logistics of it all, but would it be possible to have Otakupedia more like Wikipedia? Like login, editing pages, and having in-text links to other pages? Would it be possible to just use [url=http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/MediaWiki][b]MediaWiki[/b][/url'] and be done with it?[/size][/quote] No, it's not possible to use MediaWiki. The OB server can't support it, and only a select few members are allowed to edit it anyway (like, less than ten), making all the rest useless onscreen clutter for the people who're just reading. A huge MediaWiki installation would be a waste of resources. [I]1: What changes (if any) do you think the forum structure needs?[/I] We need a hentai forum. Pretty self explanatory. [I]2: What new sites would you add to the OB Network?[/I] OtakuHentai. Run by perverts, for OB. [I]3: Should OB Network provide a hosting service to members for their own personal sites? If you have your own personal site, would you consider having it hosted by OtakuBoards?[/I] Only if it's to host hentai. [I]4: Comments/Suggestions[/I] More hentai, really.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Broken Law]If I were in a very bad mood, I would probably spit on Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Why, you ask? Ho ho, I'll tell you, DeadSeraphim. I'd spit on them just to watch their reaction. It'd be hilarious. I'd make sure to let them know I spit on them, too. Then, because I'm flying so high in the air, I'd pull down my pants and moon them. After that, I'd probably get shot down by some security and my fun would be over.... or would it??![/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.[/font][/color][/size]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]You've all thought about it before. While standing on that bridge, overlooking the expressway, you've wondered - "Imagine if I had this vantage point all the time... imagine the saliva-based havoc I could wreak on my archnemesis..." Unfortunately, only Superman can ever see those thoughts through to execution (which led to Lex's adoption of an umbrella at all times, trufax), but the rest of us can dream. AND DREAM WE SHALL. So who would you spit on, and when? Remember, make your answer 'long' and 'detailed' and 'not spam', because this is OB, and any reply under two sentences is sacrilege. You have been warned - if the icy blades of the mods descend upon you and slice through your trivial posts like so much succulent pork for your [i]POOR POST QUALITY[/i] I cannot - and will not - be held responsible. So yeah, anyway. Me? I'd spit on my friend Toby. Not for any reason, mind, just because, well, I'd like to think if he was in the same position, he'd do the same to me. He'd probably follow that up with a mile-high Cleveland steamer, but hey - that's just the kind of guy he is. As to where, I'd spit on him while he was going into his uni class, making it a big golly, so it'll be gross when he gets in, and realises - EVERYONE can see it. Then he'd grin like a fool and pretend he put it there on purpose, but I'd know the truth. And I'd bring it up [i]all the time[/i]. "In life, Toby was my best friend. We killed orphans together, we drank to excess every other day, and this one time? I spat in his hair from 100 metres up. He will be missed."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]...no, most.[/font][/color][/size] [size=1][color=red]Now this is one that I won't let slide. You should know by now that Otakuboards emphasizes on quality and conversation. I've already been quite skeptical with the one liner posts, but two words. Definately a no. Try to expand your post a bit. (Even if it's a little hard.) ~Phenom~[/size][/color] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]"In general we encourage all members to post coherently ? [B]it doesn?t really matter how big or [U]small[/U] your posts are[/B], as long as they are [B]clear and relevant to the discussion.[/B]" Looks like I cleared that hurdle, what was your issue again?[/font][/color][/size] [color=#4B0082]The issue here is that the post didn't add anything to the thread. Like, nothing whatesoever. All you did was reassert your previous point. - [i]Desbreko[/i][/color]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]By 'saved her from insanity' she means I coded most of her WordPress and MovableType layouts.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Chicago has the best punk, Australia has the best hip hop, and Florida has the best industrial. That is how I figure it.[/font][/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Peanut][font=tahoma][size=1]Honestly, there's nothing wrong with admiring a member of OB in any way, it's when you do simply because they are surrounded by others who do. For instance, I've never really talked with [b]BKStyles[/b] other then in an RPG, which he did fairly well. I also LOVE White's [b]Elements[/b] rpgs [[i]in which i'm waiting like a mad women for one to come out soon, tehe[/i] ] Like Dragon Warrior, I would be biased when stating people, especially since I use to talk to about 1/2 the people here but I'm no longer active on AIM so I have yet to meet new people. [[i]Shame really, but real life gets in the way[/i] ] I honestly don't care how many people I know, who or what but I think it's okay to value someone's input. Most of it however is biased based on how they get along better with that person, or who has the most friends. That's not what popularity should be. It's like being a moderator, you don't seek to become a mod, they ask you. That's how I view it atleast. Honestly, there are always going to be 'cliques' or fanclubs, but I ignore it because I don't care if I'm invited into the 'special' group or not. [b]Dragon Warrior[/b], definately I have to say though owns up to his reputation. Not only IS he a great guy, and one of the first people I really talked too, but he definately always has something to input. Members who post RPGS, or atleast try, have my support. Also [b]SunfallE[/b], is someone that I think is always helpful to new members, and deserves recognition as well. [/font][/size][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]This post was better when you were talking at length about your imagined greatness.[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]AMSTERDAM DOESN'T COUNT, BOO. [i]Everything[/i] is legal in the Netherlands. Yes, even that.[/font][/color][/size]

[quote name='Nerdsy][color=deeppink']Dead's working the streets? My prayers have been answered! I'd better save up.[/color][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]No need, Nerdsy. For you, it's on the house. ;)[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It's certainly paying me better than normal work ever did, I can tell you.[/font][/color][/size]