ChibiHorsewoman

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Well this Saturday I'm taking my daughter to an Easter Egg hunt at church and it's supposed to be a nice day for it too- which is a rarity in Western New York. Easter SUnday I'm missing mass and will have to observe Passover at work and figure out how to have breakfast on my 7-noon shift. I should probably clarify- I work at an assisted living community with a 60% Jewish population and tonight is the first Seder. Passover lasts for 8 days and there can be no levened items or grains in the building- or this time near where the residents eat. So it's just tea for me Sunday morning unless I want some matza with jelly. [/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I'm looking for people to practice taking people's blood. Not that I believe I'll have to learn to take blood that way next I just want to start poking people and not get into trouble![/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Pumpkin'][FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="2"]Of course who can forget the old mods (no offense new ones!) when it was the spiffiest thing ever? LOL. Was an old moderator of the PC/MAC Lounge (RIP), Creator of the MMO's list & movement, RPG fanatics (joined alot), Married to DW, Went through name change where I was known as Dee, Peanut, Mameha as well and basically the coolest person on OB you would have ever met XD [I]Reconnect with OB. ;)[/I] [B]Pumpkin[/B] [B]Who:[/B] Member since 9/24/04 I was 16 then and now I'm 22 years old ;) [B]Favourite Things About OB: [/B] the freedom. the chaos. the creativity. chibi horse womans random posts, advice threads, james and his magical bunny i know he has hidden in his closet because he is jesus, but most of all the people that were here. i luff you ;) [/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Aww you make me feel all warm and squishy inside. I still have you on my YIM. I have a lot of people on there come to think of it. Well there and AIM. I still talk to Morpheus sometimes. And you've been a member on here since the day my daughter was born... yeah there's some random for you LOL.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Wizard Phoenix']The Nazareths have their own halls at schools now?? Interesting. The Nazareth are very set in their ways, having very strong opinions, some of which people might even consider to be wrong. After all, would it be right to force these ideologies into children? It seems like a very dangerous situation to me and believe you me, I'd know. So, just who are The Nazareth?? The Nazareth are first and foremost, the nine. Once men who succumbed to dark powers, they have been doomed to roam the Earth in limbo, creating an eery presence wherever their curious errands may take them. While they also have horses, that DOESN'T mean that everyone with a horse is a ring wraith!! This means that should you bump into anybody with a horse you should NOT (I repeat, NOT) necessarily attack them. The best way to deal with a ring wraith is actually to run away as fast as you can, potentially incorporating evasive forward rolls and cartwheels into your escape routine.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4] The Nazareth in question refers to Jesus of Nazareth, it was my elementary school/ middle school and run by the Sisters of Saint Joseph. There is (an all girls high school called Nazareth Academy which will be disolved June of this year due to low enrollment. I didn't know about the other Nazareth. :animesigh[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I learned a vaulable lesson on Friday- no matter what your kid says, don't let her back on the tire swing after she's said she has an upset tummy. It was pretty nice out Friday so after work I took my daughter to a local playground and let her run around. Eventually she and some other kids decided to play on one of those tire swings that spins in circles. She played in it off and on- the last time before the upset tummy she was on it for about 20 minutes. After a while I decided we should get ready to go because of rush hour traffic and she'd said she wanted to get down because she didn't feel good. So fine, I took my daughter off the swing. She stood there for three minutes and decided she wanted to get back on. Okay fine, maybe she was okay again. Nope, five minutes later she wanted to get off because she didn't feel good again and she wanted to go home. She even wanted me to carry her out to the car which is very unlike her. So we get to the car and I get her in and ask if she wants to stop at McDonald's and get a Sprite to settle her tummy and she says yes. Well I get to the drive thru and lo and behold their soda machine isn't working. While I'm trying to tell the lady I'll just go to another McDonalds my daughter starts making odd noises in the back seat. I turn around and she's throwing up all over herself and her booster seat. The lady at the drive thru must've guessed what was going on because by the time I took my daughter in to get cleaned up there's a McDonald's Employee with a clean wash rag. I got my daughter cleaned up and gave her a water. She spent an hour watching tv in my room before deciding to come down and have some dinner. I'm just proud of myself for not throwing up.[/color][/size][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Ducks are evil and the voice on my VZ navigator has a lisp.[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]People need to stop calling the GD fax line at my house! My mom's off in Omaha til tonight so her laptop isn't here, which means the fax, printer, scanner combo is offline. Which means STOP CALLING YOU MORONS! And now my five year old will type: abby mommy pop bev john katie lee Okay have a nice day you all.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Wizard Phoenix']For a few years now I have been observing St. Patricks Day, an odd occasion indeed - and one not much observed in forby times. Every year St. Patricks Eve I see the streets full to the brim of leprechauns - the sons of cobblers with a keen eye for fixing shoes, I see them getting merry on magic potions and dancing irish jigs into the dusk!! Now, yes we have relatives of the fairies causing mischief and drinking potions, with their magic green hats and pots of gold. That I know we can all agree, much makes sense. leprechauns bloody well love treasure for gods sake. It's the damn demographics that don't add up. These places often have less than 1% of cobblers yet the streets are rife with leprechauns. If they can't cobble shoes, then we all know that they'll soon get sick of guarding pots of gold at rainbows ( and one end of a rainbow often points into a dragons lair)[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Hey you! Stay the hell away from my Guiness and my Irish coffee! A'fore I beat ye with me Shaleileigh.... when I figure out what it is and how to spell it properly.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Then Happy Hour now goes from four to eleven?[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]And someone stole the Communion wine again... Sheesh!:animeswea My Facebook status said I was going running today- my Facebook status lies![/color][/size][/font]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]That's Islamic racial profiling, that is.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]What if most of the people you've heard yelling that are Catholic?[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']I thought it was about the booze.:confused: I think some of the only people who realize what the Irish went through are the Irish themselves. I don't think we celebrate it as an apology to an entire group of people. I have sympathy for the Irish, but they weren't the only ones to go through bad things because of where they were from, so why should they have their own "We're sorry for how we treated you!" holiday? I don't mean to sound as rude as I think this seems, but I'm tired of every person I meet nowadays tossing their ancestors' sad tales at me.:animesigh[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I meant it as to why some Irish celebrate it- not everyone else. But the whole oppressed thing- I got told by one of my residents at the Jewish assisted living home that the Jews and the Irish have a lot in common so Nya. But yeah- the day is also for some people- like my 1/8 Irish brother-in-law to go down to the coast and drink a case of Guiness and not get his butt whipped. At least not by other people. The Guiness though, I wish I could see what it does. Actually though, my ancestors weren't too bad off- my mama's great great grandma was paid passage over to America because she worked in some rich lady';s kitchen and they wanted her to get a better life. My other grandma's relatives came over from Alsaice Lorrain in the 1860's. I don't know about my grandfathers' families. In truth I think my papa had the worst time of it growing up in the depression.[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Running people over just for the hell of it will have no effect on your driver's license- [B]Grand Theft Auto[/B] It will however ruin your score since you will never finish your missions- [B]Grand Theft Auto[/B] Yeah, you may be enemies and one of you may be trying to run over the other one, but that doesn't mean you can't share the only warthog- [B]Halo[/B] Chibi Horsewoman doesn't really play video games[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I know this won't suprise too many people since I'm pretty random, but lately I've been listening to the [B]Princess and the Frog[/B] soundtrack. It's actually pretty catchy- I have to think that mainly because my daughter won't let me listen to anything else. Well unless I pop [B]Philadelphia Chicken[/B] into the CD player.[/color][/size][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]The duck says: quack. The cow says: moo The crazy person says: Ai yi yi yi yi! Yeah that was definately random.[/color][/font][/size]