ChibiHorsewoman

[color=darkviolet]More memorable moments for me: *My first lovely controversial thread about same sex marriage. *The first time I agreed with Death Bug then was convinced that the sky was about to fall. He answered back that the sky wasn't falling, but the cess pool in the middle east may have frozen over. *Agreeing with Harry (this just happened so prepare for the end) *Being proposed to-however indirectly-by ULX *Being quoted by ULX in his signature *Finding people who are not only as strange as me, but possibly stranger. That's all I can remember. I told you I'm still green.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]Supposedly there are some really good gay bars in my city with some decent Drag Queen shows. Unfortunatly the only time I ever went to go see one they ended up botching teh tiem when it would start so I skipped it. I've never been tempted to go see Rocky Horror, but I can get people to cross dress. But first I have to get them drunk. That takes time and effort. But it's well worth it to see a burly guy in your prom dress. Seriously, I love drag queens too. I'll just never be friends with one again (well, maybe not for a while). The queen I knew was a bit too much a of drama queen, had a big crush on my husband and decided that he hoped I had a misscarriage when I told him he should stop drinking so heavily and grow up.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]Like Harry said, you'll end up making him cry anyway. (Whoa, this is like the time I agreed with Deathbug-time for the sky to fall!) The best you can do is try to make it easier on him. But you said that you and his friend have a bit of a thing for eachother. How big is this thing and how long has he been friends with the guy? If it hasn't been a long friendship between the two of them it shouldn't be too much a of problem, unless of course the guy you're with now is a closet basket case then he may show up somewhere and go ape **** on you. Like while you're working then call your house and say stupid things on your voicemail. If it has been a long friendship and they're either pretty close friends or the guy you're with sees them as clsoer than the other guy that you may start going out with does. Well, You also have the above to look foward to. Still I say go for it. Break up with the guy and date his friend because you only live once and it's not like the two of you have kids together or a mortgage or even a car payment or rent. Hell I ended marrying the guy who was friends with my ex. Which, coincidentally is why I know that some guys go ape **** . Besides, it's not like guys don't go for their friends girlfriends in the first place or friends of their girlfriends. (Case in point, my husband, my brother, my friend's brother...) Just remember what the country song says: Guys do it all the time! So you're just doing what they do.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]I'd have to say that the way that Vash's guns are built into his arms are very unique. I wouldn't want them for myself, but I think they're very useful in the types of situations that he gets into. Something that's a weapon that you wouldn't really consider a weapon would be Hino Rei's anti-evil scrolls. Okay, maybe that's a bit of magick (not the same as D&D magic) because she chants before applying them to an unfortunate youma, demon, or in the case of her first appearance [spoiler]Usagi[/spoiler]. I'll hav eto add more later[/color]

[color=darkviolet]I've wondered how this would work out Rei Kashino from MArs and Rei Hino from SailorMoon. This couldn't work out for a number of reasons. For one [spoiler]Rei from Mars ends up marrying Kira around the end of the series[/spoiler]. The another reason is that if you're going to go by the Manga version of Hino Rei she doesn't like men. Meaning she would never date a guy let alone marry one. That alone should be enough to prove that this relationship would be toxic.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]Bridget Jone's Diary Down With Love Chicago[/color]

[quote name='Baron Samedi][SIZE=1']Thats only the good parts, right? :p[/SIZE][/quote] [color=darkviolet]Yeah, the rest of New York State is boring and filled with cows, horses, sheep and pigs. And the occasional deer. :D [/color]

[color=darkviolet]I really enjoyed these few [b]My apartment mate, Joe, from Texas[/b]-You really should start doing more around the place. Lincoln might decide to leave you if you don't. [b]Me[/b]-Yeah, like I'm going to take some relationship advice from a guy whose wife left him for another woman while he was in Korea. [b] Joe[/b]- :mad: [b]Me[/b]- And who is so domestically challenged that he has his girlfriend iron his BDUs, and cut up his food. Gods, why don't you just have her chew it for you too? [b] Joe [/b] :mad: I walked away after that. The guy had a bit of a temper and I didn't want to have to get into anything too big This is good becuase it was right before they moved out. [b]Joe[/b]-*pissy as usual* Lincoln don't f-in' lock the top lock! (after he pretty much smashed the door in) [b]Lincoln[/b]-Hey man, I said I was sorry! [b]Joe[/b]-Well, I told you not to do it! [b]Me[/b]-Listen jackass he said he was sorry. now take your inner child and go take a nap or something. Few days later. [b]Joe[/b]-Some random stupid thing that he said about my husband being stupid. [b]me[/b]-I wouldn't try anything like that, I went to JAG today and told them about how you made a false police report to get out of paying for replacing that door. [b]Joe[/b]-You jeopardized my military career over that? [b]Me[/b]-Well, you should have thought about that before you threw a tempoer tantrume, broke a door, falsified a poilice report, gone after me when you were drunk and oh, commited adultry by having a live in girl friend when you aren't divorced. [b]Joe[/b]-But Lincoln knew about it too. [b]me[/b]-Yeah, but a friend of mine whose husband is an NCO knows about your temper since we stayed at their house that night you went after me. And adultry is punishable by a dishonorable discharge in the military. So don't mess with me. Yes, I had pleanty of fun with that guy and his ego problems.[/color]

[QUOTE=Baron Samedi][size=1]As an object of contention, as it seems not everyone here is aware of it, there was a report [like, on the news] with the 500 page report showing that Iraq had no WMD [surprise!] and that Iraq had no connection to Al Quaeda [double surprise!!]. So, aside from the uuh... 'removing of an evil despot', Bush hasn't done much. The report highlighted 'glaring faults' and all this crap, basically saying that their information was wrong. Which, from my side of the fence, sounds like utter ********. Just something you might like to consider.[/size][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet]I've been considering that since this whole stupid 'War to get rid of Sadam and Avenge my Daddy' started last year. None of it surprises me in the least. When his term is up Bush should go try to sell fertilizer back in the Lone Star state because the guy is full of ****. Pardon my Arabic. Even more interesting is that now that this whole investigation into G.W.'s National Guard duty has come into play. His papers are suddenly mysterously gone! :eek: How convienant is that? His records of duty are missing just as soon as there's an investigation looking into whether he was AWOL for [b][i]two years[/i][/b] or not the records suddenly can't be found. That sounds a bit off to me. If his enlistment and attendance is in question, he really had no business sending those men and women off to war. I mean people talk about how Clinton was a schmuck and a draft dodger, but he never lied about an enlistment. I mean how can you not show up for duty for two years? I know the guy's an idiot, but come on! Nobody can get lost for two friggin' years! Okay, off the questionable duty and on to some actual stuff. Let's take a look at one of the most expensive yet necessary needs for today's family: Child care. There are people paying upwards of $1000 a year to have people watch their kids so they can work being a stay at home parent is a luxury that few can afford since the average salary is about $30,000 a year. (Less if you're military or anyone else below poverty level) Kerry has a plan to lower the cost of child care, and give some relief to working parents. Bush has no plan what so ever. Don't even start on the child tax credit because there were quite a few families who weren't eligible. A girl I worked with wasn't elligible because she earned [b]less [/b] than $20,000 a year. Yet more proof that Bush isn't thinking too much about the working class who make less than enough to keep them above poverty level. (Which as I keep saying includes the military. ) So now as a soon to be mommy, I think I'm definately going to vote for Kerry if only to get some affordable child care.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]What about this one? [b]Person one[/b]:Roses are red, violets are blue. Who the **** let you out of the zoo? [b]Person two[/b] Roses are red adn roses are pink. Roses smell good, but damn do you stink. It'[s amazing what boredum and mint ting a ling ice cream will do[/color]

[quote name='tyson']the funniest moment would be when misuki gets runed over by fans, and when she gets carried away in the croud lol [/quote] [color=darkviolet]What anime was that from? Another one of my favorites is from Fushigi Yugi and it involves Tasuki and Tamahome. The Suzaku people had finally gotten [spoiler]Tamahome back from Nakago and them. So he was finally not evil anymore. However Tasuki still remembered when Tamahome was evil and had beaten him up pretty bad.[/spoiler] So the next time Tasuki had to use his fan/ or decided to use his fan he aimed it at Tamahome and scorched him. :laugh: [/color]

[color=darkviolet]I had a telemarketer call me once at [b]7:45AM[/b]! And ask if I'd like to consider their long distance service. Never mind the fact that I was feeling like crap and probably sounded like it too. [b]Guy[/b]-*ungodly perky at this time of morning* good morning ma'am, would you be interested in...blah blah blah? [b]Me[/b]-*irritated* No, but hey, how about you give me your home number and I'll call you at some ungodly hour to ask you some mundane question? Damn it all if the guy didn't hang up. My mama is really funny when those guys call her house and want her to change phone services. She usually tells them that she doesn't own a phone, but once she asked them to call back later because the owners weren't at home. I guess the guy asked when to call back and she replied that she didn't know because she was only robbing the place. Pretty good for an 83 year old don't you think?[/color]

[color=darkviolet]I have to say that the only guys with long hair that I like to look at are : [b]Duo Maxwell, InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Tasuki and Orlando Bloom when he played Legolas in LOTR[/b] Or in other words, four anime guys and an actor playing a role. Other than that I just don't think guys look right with long hair. I've seen enough of them to know it's not my type. It's like they say: Bald is beautiful. [/color]

[color=darkviolet]Okay this probably sounds a bit confusing on the title so I'll explain then give an example of what I'm looking for. The basic idea is someone puts up the titles of three movies and someone else tries to figure out the actor or actress in the three movies. [b][u]Example[/u]: Clues: Big Turner and Hooch A League of their own Answer: Tom Hanks[/b] Okay, now that that parts over. Here's the first one: Mona Lisa Smile Pretty Woman My Best Friend's Wedding. Okay let's see how this turns out.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]Hmm, comebacks...well. Yeah I have those I was comming back from picking up pizza for dinner and I stopped at this stop sign in the parkinglot, but this lady speeding through the parkinglot didn't think I stopped long enough. Made her left hand turn infront of me, then slammed on the brakes, got out of her SUV and began walking over to my car. She stopped 1/2 way between her SUV and my car and screamed: You know you're supposed to stop at stop signs. I replied: You know, getting out of your vehicle and yelling at people is a sign of roadrage. Wal*Mart Killeen TX last year: A guy hands me this pamphlet , I look at it, notice it's one of those end of the world guides and tell him no thank you. [b]Guy[/b]-*Suprised and ernest* But it's about Hell! [b]Me[/b]-*deadpan* I've lived in TExas for almost a year, I think know everything there is to know about Hell. Those are really my best two for right now. I may be able to think of more later.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]The one episode of DBZ I watched was really funny. It was the one where Piccolo was learning to drive. I saw it way back in 2000 and all I could think about for days after wards was, my driving instructor should be glad I don't drive like he does. InuYasha has had a few funny moments for me. Of course there's the episode where he walked into Kagome's bathroom Nekid! :eek: (Lucky Kagome eh?) Then there was the episode where he trashed Kagome's alarm clock and he thought she was mad at him for that so he decided to appologize. And of course the episode with the Hell Painter. I thought that one was funny because he laid down in the pile of blood and ink goes [spoiler] **i* this stuff smells like blood and ink then his eyes get all funny looking[/spoiler] Another SailorMoon Episode that I thought was funny was when the inners were pretending to [spoiler]get into a fight with SailorMoon so that Kunzite would let her into the Dark Kingdom. Mars kicks moon in the butt and Moon begins to cry that Rei's being mean to her again. Rei says that she has to do that so it looks believable. And Moon replies, But the butt you kicked out of meaness really hurts.[/spoiler] It was also funny when Mercury pulls out a book and asks her for the square root of 2. Then of course there's Slayers Try when Someone makes Filia angry and she turns from a human into a dragon. After she does that she says "How emberassing, I can't believe I got naked infront of all those people!" Those were some good times.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]My high school had an anime club when I was there. Plus there's RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) UofR (University of Rochester) and MCC (Monroe Community College) to add to the ammount of people (mainly guys ranging in age from 18-to mid twenties) who watch an ungodly ammount of anime plus play RPGs and do the comic book/manga thing as well. Among my friends there's a bit of diversity. My best friend never really showed much of an interest in anime, but my husband is happily downloading anime over in Iraq (maybe one could say that anime is popular in the Red Zone north of Baghdad :D ) and a few of my other friends who are younger than me enjoy anime and manga. My ex thought I was childish to watch anime, but [i]he's[/i] the one who did backyard wrestling and spent a whole paycheck on a water gun. :rolleyes: That's probably why I'm not with him. So I guess you could say that the greater Rochester area has an interest in anime mostly thanks to its colleges.[/color]

[color=darkviolet]Thank you to all the insane people who posted in this story and made it weird. [/color]

[color=darkviolet]I got here in November 2003 so in some ways that still makes me a green member. You know, like a green horse...oh never mind! I don't really know what to say or how to say it, but let's see if I can.... A few of my favorite people on this board are definately Transtic Nerve, Wrist Cutter (I hope some day to be nearly as cool as he is) and Death Bug to name a few. Best moments on the board...Being able to just jump right into a topic as soon as you get here and people don't start freaking about how you don't know what you're talking about is probably the best reason to keep coming back. The other one would be the fact that my roommates thread has been in the Anime Longe or whatever since November (kind of like me, it just won't go away) Oh and the debates that go on. As long as they make sense and no body suddenly freaks and calls you un american for not supporting the war in Iraq. Well, I should end before I cry or something. [/color]

[QUOTE=Balmon]I'm in Toronto - and I'm just waiting to take the ferry across. Though... the ferry customs people were hesitant about my moose, igloo, and inuit friend. Could you speak with them, Chibi? Thanks Phil[/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet]I would, but the Port authority won't let me through with my switch blade, my dime bag and my 12 point buck. Maybe if you could convince them first.... I was just curious because when I lived in Texas as well, I ran into a girl from Canada who told me that someone had asked her if she got around by dog sled! Then when my brother came down for a visit he told this girl he was talking with that [i]he[/i] was from New York and of course she thought he meant manhattan and gave him her phone number! :laugh: Crazy eh? (the girl from canada kept saying that)[/color]

[quote name='Harry']Heh, that wasn't accidental :D.[/quote] [color=darkviolet]And what's the reasoning behind that metaphor? Once you fall off you get right back on and continue riding? :devil: Or maybe...once you've done it you never forget how? :eek: Or even...You never forget your first one? Sorry, I'm in a goofy mood now. Heck maybe for some people eating cookie dough is an orgasmic experiance. Who am I to judge?[/color]

[QUOTE=nolimits][COLOR=Indigo][FONT=Georgia]I'm from Ontario Canada, [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet]Hey, what's up neighbor? (Roch. NY here) Enjoying the influx of New Yorkers thanks to the Fast Ferry? Hey, have you ever gone to the US and had someone ask if you live in an igloo? Becuase once I stopped at a KFC in Toronto and the lady thought that all of New York was dirty and violent. :eek: That was so wrong.[/color]

[quote name='Balmon']Having failed to grasp even the simplest bits of social etiquette, and yet just cute enough to be a Japanese anime character, Sailor Bob flew into the scene to fuse with the Four Dragon Warriors to form....[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Eternal Sailor Dragon Warrior with the power of song and sexayness. This caused the rest of the story crew to...[/color] [color=purple]PS dammit quite killing me, I'm not a Sailor Senshi![/color]

[color=darkviolet]Reached into his magical bag of bottomlessness and pulled out Chibi Horsewoman (Hey, if [i]you[/i] can insert yourself, so can I!). Dane immediately fainted which caused Dragon Warrior to...[/color]

[quote name='DeathBug][color=indigo][size=1][font=comic sans ms]What the bloody 'Ell is up with girls who wear shirts that practically display all of their chest, then get angry at guys forglancing downwards? We're already fighting thousands of years of evolution, and you're not helping![/color][/size'][/font][/quote] [color=darkviolet]I must be a very strange woman. Maybe it's because I fell from a shopping cart when I was two...anywho...I think that as long as it's looking and no touching. And just relgular looking, not oogling I don't care. I think I have a nice bust (the kind that you flash when you get drunk and take a dare so you don't have to pay your beer tab with your friends) They don't sag, they're close enough in size (yes one will always be bigger than the other. A friend of mine has to have padding on one side of her bra to make her look even) and I spent some good money on those t-shirts with stuff on them . So damn it someone besides me better enjoy looking at them! :laugh: Now, one thing I've noticed is that not one person has mentioned man boobs. Now that too me is a turn off! Ew. They should make men like that wear bras and not take their shirts off.[/color]