ChibiHorsewoman

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm not blood related to anyone in my family except for my daughter. I've managed well enough. There was a rough spot between my mom and dad a few years ago... but thankfully they got through it. But in your case I say sever ties then let them decide later on if they want to be a part of the family. Because your grandma is dying and all they want to do is be stupid and cause drama and no one needs it.[/color][/font]

[img]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Bad Cat warning sign #48: Cat steals family car for a cross town cat nip run and returns it with a low fuel light [/color][/font]

[QUOTE=2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange] [B]1[/B]. How are you feeling right now? [B]2[/B]. What's going on in your life right now? what's 'driving you' I might say. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] 1.) I'm tired and burned out. But there's really nothing I can do about it because it's my weekend to work and i have to go in about an hour and start my day. How lucky! I work ten hours today and twelve tomorrow then Monday I have to go to work at 7AM never mind that my last case ends at 10:30Pm Sunday and I won't be home until 11 2.) Work, getting things ready for my trial in July. Oh yeah that's right, I haven't told anyone on here. My ex is taking the visitation thing to trial because I won't let our two year old go to Texas with him. So instead he has to drag everything out longer and I have to miss two days of work just to be interrogated. On a happier note, I'm gonna be able to fix up my resume in a few weeks and go get a job where I may not have to work weekends. PS: Indifference: Key that Plonker's car or something. Gods what a jerk. [/color][/font]

[[IMG]http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040216/s7.jpg[/IMG] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm number two! Despite all his attempts, Fuji san was unable to rid himself of those damned shoulder angels... although he was able to rip their little wings off. Hey it's nearly 1AM here, you want funny, rent a clown.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]After watching a Jay Leno repeat, I decided that this was the new funny song: I?m so sick of all the news on TV All this fighting got me going crazy And someone wrote on my car ?Please clean me? Now I know what I got to do Listen everybody I?m talking to you Let?s have a car wash for peace There?s trouble in the Middle East There?ll be no more wars Or dirty cars Car wash for peace Just remember We got to get together In the parking lot across from WalMart Supercenter Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Jews C?mon all you Hindu dudes Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Let?s have a car wash for peace There?s trouble in the Middle East Got to put down those guns Pick up a sponge Car wash for peace Let?s have a car wash for peace There?s trouble in the Middle East There?ll be no more wars Or dirty cars Car wash for peace There?ll be no more wars Or dirty cars Car wash for peace [/color][/font]

[img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I thought of a better one... at least I think so: Govenor Jeb Bush unveils Florida's newest alternative to lethal injection and the electric chair.[/color][/font]

[img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img] [color=#9339ff][font=lucida calligraphy]After millions of years of prayers and good karma, a few lucky gators were finally rewarded for their good deeds.... Meanwhile after cheating on his wife for ten years this sky diver was rewarded for all his bad deeds.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I didn't bother watching that show... I was too busy watching Ex-Wives club. Personally I find a classic car being tossed from a plane more interesting than watching a bunch of women in bikinis... unless one of them was being tossed from a plane and managed to explode on impact.[/color][/font]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1']The plot of South Park the Movie grows ever more realistic...[/SIZE][/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Don't remind me... You know after reading this a few more times I'm thinking two things. 1.) The US DOD needs to go on vacation. I suggest one away from the TV in a nice padded room 2.) I think I may take my boyfriend's mom up on her offer of sponsorship, move to British Columbia and become a Canadian citizen...eh?[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I can't believe I forgot this one! It was quite possibly one of my most memorable assignments ever. A few months ago my weekend schedule was in limbo and they were looking for people to give me. So I was sent to this one woman on a Saturday afternoon to take care of her for two hours. This woman lived in an apartment building so I needed to be buzzed in. I should have known something was up when she didn't know that I was asking if she could let me in. But hey maybe it's my accent right? Nope. This woman spoke only Spanish, even her care plan was in Spanish! But the story doesn't stop there, oh no, I called my weekend coordinator and explained the problem I even pointed out: I hardly passed my high school Spanish classes, how the heck am I supposed to communicate with this woman? (See this is why schools in America should start teaching second languages in elementary school) I was told to do the best I can and they'd try to call VNS to send someone to help. Because according to them there wasn't anyone to send out who did speak Spanish. Well, that sounded like a good idea... For the first twenty minutes, but then I decided to take matters into my own hands so I could at least try to get some work done... I called opperations at the Rochester Airport- where I was also working at the time- and asked to be patched through to one of my co-workers who spoke Spanish fluently. He and I didn't get along too well, but I was desperate. And after I explained what was going on he actually helped me out. After I figured out her son had helped her out, the woman- who was probably getting as annoyed with this than I was- went to the bathroom then went to bed. I'd been there an hour and never got a reply from a coordinator. And for a perfect ending to this story, after I'd explained my situation and told them how hard it had been for both me and the client and was told they'd try to find someone else. It still took me calling on Sunday two hours before I was supposed to go back over there to find out they had indeed found someone to go over there who was fluent in Spanish.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I have some new ones for my AIM account, they are as follows" Off foraging. Back in a few... unless I have to kill something then it may take a while longer. Hey everyone! I'm writing right now. So I may not talk to you unless there's a lull in my creative process or I want you to see what I'm doing. I'm currently off learning how to be a better Canadian citizen. The last one is probably the oddest because I'm not Canadian, I'm American. I just happen to have a lot of Canadian friends... one of which has a mom who has offered to sponsor me if I decide to move to Canada.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I don't have an ipod so I'll just pick some random songs from my youtube account: 1.) Balla con me- From Winx Power Show. Roughly translates to Dance with Me (The clip I have to this song is from the show- and it makes no sense. Of course this could just be because I don't understand Italian) 2.) You're a God- Vertical Horizon (The video for this song on my playlist was done with clips from the animated Anastasia movie) 3.) We Are- Ana Johnson (The video for this song is done with clips from Tokyo Mew Mew) 4.) Vola se Voi- From Winx Power show- Roughly translates to Fly if you want or When you fly I fly (Again the same problem as Balla con Me. Italian and I don't click, but the song is pretty) 5.) Glycerine- Bush (The video I have for this one is clips from Naruto.) 6,) I'll stand by you- I don't know who sings it, but the music video is clips from Winx Club. 7.) Everything you want- Vertical horizon Yet another Naruto AMV. But instead of TV clips it was a lot of Naruto/Sakura fan art. 8.) Girl Next Door- Saving Jane This song was done to clips From InuYasha and centered on Ayame and Kagome 9.) Saimo Le Winx- Winx Power Show. The song translates to We are the Winx and was done using clips from the cartoon 10.) Non 'ce amore- Winx Power show- Translates to no more love 11.) The Happy Song- Liam Lynch- done to clips from Avatar the last Airbender- Mainly Sokka clips 12.) End of the Innocence- Don Henley. Original music video from 1984(?) It's really amazing how a song from over 20 years ago still has an impact 13.) Canadian Idiot- Weird Al- Just a jumble of strange clips that go along with the song 14.) To the moon and back- Savage Garden- An Xmen evolution fanvideo centering on Rogue and Gambit 15.) Boulevard of Broken Dreams- Green Day This video used clips about Pyro from the 3rd (?) XMen movie I just realized there isn't a single country song on my playlist. which is pretty strange for me since most of my CDs are country.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]My name is Megan... it's not hard to say or spell... at least that's what I think. But I've had a lot of name variations through the years. They are as follows: Meggan Megahn Meghan Magen (Okay I worked with someone named Magen, and she insisted that everyone pronounce it phonetically!) Meygahn Meygan (I blame Bratz for that one) Megin Well, okay that's not too bad. I've also had an ex boyfriend who managed to extend one of my nicknames into two syllables so it was pronounced Me-egg instead of Meg. That was annoying.. Also my last name is Donnelly. I don't think it's that hard to say or spell, but some people think otherwise. The pizza delivery people have spelled it the following ways: Donelly Donnely Donneli Dunnely When my brother's 4th grade religion class was doing something his name was in the program as: John Doneli Which coincidentally is how my daughter's babysitter spells it. And while I'm on that subject, my daughter's name is Abigail. But I'm too lazy to explain every spelling I've gotten of her name. So I'll just tell everyone that her nickname is Abby and most everyone pronounces it Ab-bee.But her babysitter and some of the other kids there pronounce her name Ah-bee.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=Lucida calligraphy]So let me get this straight... the US Departmenmt of defense thinks that Canada is plotting against us? Oh no! Fear the Canadians... yeah[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Farto the Magic][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]1. Yes. I catch my own. 2. Human children. Lots of them. They taste good with jam. 3. I leave a trail of candy that leads to my house. 4. Yes. She was delicious.[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Do you do dinner parties? Or old people?[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I have to do this. You may not believe me, but I still have to do this. So now the questions: [b]1. Do You Eat Lunch? If so, how do you usually procure it?[/b] Yes I do eat lunch. I usually get it via a resturaunt near where i work and depending on how much time and money I have. But I don't have a set time for lunch because I'm working for an hour or more then running off to my next assignment. So it's catch as catch can. SOmetimes it's not even really lunch food. Just snacks from my car. [b]2. What did you eat for lunch today?[/b] A ham sandwich (I got to go home for a little bit today)... then some corn chip and salsa combos... all in my car [b]3. Do you plan ahead for lunch on further days?[/b] Nope. I never have. I may have to in a few years when I have to send my daughter to school, but for right now I don't plan. [b]4. Have you ever had a lunch date? How did it go?[/b] I haven't yet... or in a while... Okay I haven't dated in a while lunch or other wise. And I have to agree with Premonition. Those Cinnamelts are orgasm inducing.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] While I may never be able to top Panda I may be able to top myself. I [strike]just got done[/strike] never even started my 4:30PM assignment today because as soon as I walked in the door the woman demanded that I get on the phone and order a $25 hair piece for her [U][b]OUT OF MY OWN BLOODY CHECKING ACCOUNT![/U][/b] Well as you can imagine I was a bit shocked and told her no. I was then barraged with a string of profanities and she accused me of stealing money from her. So I just walked out the door of her apartment and walked outside to call my supervisor... and one of the poor woman in the office was already on the phone with her. This happened about half an hour ago and I was supposed to get a call back about it. Somehow I don't see that happening any time soon. Oh well... early start to my weekend. I have one other story before I go to work. I also work as a hospice aide and I had this one guy who I'll just call Fish. Well two weeks before he died Fish's older daughter was in the room with him and asked if he wanted something to drink. He said yes, but not water. So she asked him what he wanted Fish (may he rest in peace) said Whisky. Now it was 10AM, but keep in mind this guy is in hospice, he has cancer and doesn't have long to live. So his daughter poured him a shot of whisky, watered it down and let him drink some from a straw. Then being the polite guy that he was, Fish immediately offered some to his daughter and I. His daughter and I both declined pointing out that it was 10 in the morning. Damn I miss that guy. [/font][/color]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Okay now I remember what else I can talk about. I have a guy with MS who I see every other weekend for a few (eleven) hours on Saturday and six on Sunday. Yeah, I know not too exciting... well it would be boring as anything except every time I go over there he spends the majority of my shift asking me to flash him and asking rather personal questions about my sex life. Seriously it's getting annoying. I don't work with my co-workers, I work with people I get sent to take care of which is both a blessing and a curse. I have one woman who once threw meatballs (Frozen ones) at me because I got the wrong ones. I've ended up running from the apartment when she gets in a mood and yet my coordinators won't switch me... they won't let my change at all! Eh... I've also been hit on continuously by one of the grandson's at another client's house. The fun never ends.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I just got home a little while ago and now I found some more of my away messages... [b]YIM[/b] I got really bored and left... or I'm at work. Oh who knows and who cares. But of you want call the cell. Just don't expect an answer. If homosexuality is a disease, then I say we all just call in queer to work. You know keep calling in and saying: Sorry Can't come into work again, still queer. I went to go find myself. If I arrive before I get back please keep me here for observation. [b]AIM[/b] I can't think of all of them, but I did have one about being out with my daughter that I think went something like this: Hey. I'm not here right now, Abby woke up from her nap so I decided to take her out for a bit. If you have my number, call the cell. If not, leave a message here. TTFN But other times I do like Aaryanna and turn the computer off. If I don't my boyfriend gets confused by my offline messages and still thinks I'm online.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I have to start a thread like this because I have quite possibly the strangest things happen to me ever since I started being a home aide. I want to see if I'm alone in the strangeness or if other people also have issues. So basically share your work stories and I'll share mine. As for myself until Mid March I used to clean planes along with being a home aide. One night I was on one of the planes cleaning the back galley and this guy was cleaning the aisle seats. Suddenly I decided I had to head the call of nature and headed down the aisle to go to the bathroom. The guy cleaning the seats stopped me and said: Megan, where do you think you're going. I told him, to the bathroom. He then proceeded to ask me WHY I was going to the bathroom. Well, I looked him straight in the eye and said: I'm going to go change my tampon is that all right with you Ben? I still don't know if it was alright with him, but it sure got him to shut up for twenty minutes. I'll share more later, I'm about to run out of time on this computer. Just please share yours too.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I have a few various away messages, all of them are at home on my mom's computer so I have to remember them off the top of my head. Here are the ones that I'm sure I still have: [b]AIM[/b] Okay so you're sitting there trying to IM me and I'm not replying. There are a three reasons for that 1.) I don't like you 2.) I'm not here or 3.) I'm here and I don't like you. I'm at work right now making money and explaining to people why I have to go to the bathroom (That was actually relevant at one poing) They say beauty has the power to excite men, but so does a box of doughnuts... hmm beauty or doughnuts? [b]YIM[/b] They say that people who complain live longer. This could be because the people who have to listen to them die sooner, but who's to say? Sailor Senshi are like cockroaches. Even when you think you've killed them they just pop back up again next season. (Yeah, not really an away message, but I have it up to piss off a friend of mine.) Foraging. Yeah I know, not the funniest and some of them aren't even nice or my own, but it's all I have.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Kazuwa Nomura][COLOR=HotPink][B]Well...my current ride is broken [IMG]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnUvaBvfItcTFM:http://oddbox.com/blogger/broken.jpg[/IMG] So I'm currently using a Rent-a-Dragon [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/inheritance/images/thumb/f/f0/Swedish-eragon.jpg/180px-Swedish-eragon.jpg[/IMG][/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Sorry to hear about your ride. But that rent-a-dragon sounds cool. I bet it saves on gas too. Okay I have a dope ride... I have a 2003 olds Alero 4 door, bright red and it has a CD player and a car seat! Yeh! That's really pimped out! Now I need pictures. [/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Okay forget the fact that a five year old could have written a better parody. Do you think it's right that Rush (I honestly [b]alomst[/b] feel sorry for the guy since he has such a horrid first name) gets away with the same things that got Imus fired? Or is there some kind of double standard? Honestly I can't stand either 'personality' and feel Limbaugh is synonomous with windbag, but sometimes you have to wonder[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Okay I know I'm not around here that much, maybe if I got my mail alerts and less work I would be... anyways when I was getting readyfor work this morning and ended up listening to the Today Show and heard this thing about Rush Limbaugh playing some 'racist parody' about Barack Obama. Now I have to wonder, why is it that he can have some parody song played about a presidential candidate and not receive any flack, but Imus (who I'm not a fan of) isn't allowed to say stupid things about a female basketball team. [URL=http://themoderatevoice.com/entertainment/12489/rush-limbaugh-runs-obama-race-lampoon-in-wake-of-imus-firing/]Click here please[/URL] I supplied the link, and I have to go back to work, but share some opinions and hopefully I'll come back later.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=vegeta rocker]Since Cho is an adult the school kind of had it hands tied due to privacey issues. They can't even call his parents with invading his rights, he had been seen as a threrat before but nothing was done. I think a lot of school laws might get altered.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Well I heard one of his english professors say that she had tried to go to the authorities because his stories were overly graphic and he talked constantly about shooting people. But they had told her that since he hadn't commited a crime, they couldn't do anything. Also his roommates had mentioned that he'd hassled a few women on the campus and had an uneasy feeling around him because he wouldn't talk. Finally today on one of the evening news shows one of the reporters was talking to his great-aunt She said that when he first arrived in the States he'd been diagnosed with Autism. I'm sorry, but I know autistic people. This seems more like a case of schitzophrenia. But then again I'm no expert.[/color][/font]