ChibiHorsewoman

[color=#0033ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Okay I have a new song that makes me want to pull over to the side of the road and smash my car stereo with my fully loaded Coach bag. [b]Girlfriend... or I don't like your girlfriend... or lame attempt at someone wanting to make a song about someone's girlfriend[/b] by [b]Avril Lavigne[/b] Now don't laugh- I thought You're not alone was pretty good and since I listen to everything but hard core metal and rap (I like my hearing and I don't want it to go away) But this song reminds me of high school cheerleaders... and it sucks. Another selection- Anything Gwen Stefani has done during her solo career. I don't care that she sampled stuff from Fiddler on the Roof (Listen to If I were a Rich Girl- doesn't it sound like- If I were a Rich Man?) or that she's got an insanely over priced clothing line which is why she now dresses like she got really drunk before going into her closet (LAMB) I just wish she'd go back to No Doubt where she actually sounded good.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Chabichou][COLOR=#004a6f]My worst vomiting experience, like Dodeca, did not involve my own puke. My younger brother had eaten way too much and began to feel ill, so he rushed to the bathroom and thankfully managed to reach the sink (I don't think its a good idea to puke in the toilet if you don't want toilet water splashing up on your face). However, this time, I certainly wish her had used the toilet in stead of the sink. My brother had not only eaten way too much, he was eating so fast he didn't even chew properly, and therefore...yes, you guessed it, the sink clogged up with large chunks of food. My brother had no clue how to unclog the sink (being absolutely useless with household chores) and so he called me to help him out. So I gathered up all my couraged and rolled up my sleeves, and reached into the depths of the unknown pull out what was clogging the sink (without gloves :animedepr ). The thing that was clogging the sink was a huge chunk of that fat from the leg of lamb we had that day, and also a few chunks of meat that hadn't been chewed at all. I gave my brother the most horrible glare I could give him, and promised to flay him alive someday. I flushed the chunks down the toilet, scoured my hands raw, and left him to clean up the sink (and the whole bathroom as punishment).[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy][size=3]Chabichou PWNS all![/size] I just don't think I can top that so I won't even bother to try... at least not yet.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Yeah after like three days I am finally posting about this incident- what can I say? I've been busy and I've heard a lot about it already. The first I heard about the shootings I was at the nursing home where one of my clients is. The activities director decided that Monday was current events and at 12:07PM EST he pulled up CNN.com and read that two people had been shot at Virginia Tech and that they were still investigating the incident. I thought well yeah- it sounds like a domestic dispute. I was too much in my own world to care and I forgot all about it until about 4:15PM when I was at another client's house (if anyone really cares- I'm an HHA and that's why I have clients :animesigh ) Her daughter's boyfriend came in to say that some guy had killed thirty-two people in a shooting spree and they were still trying to figure out why. I'm really shook up about it- but a bit relieved. I actually asked my mom if she was glad that my brother and I aren't that smart (I only went to college for one year and my brother never went) so she doesn't have to worry about us being involved in school shootings. I guess it's just my way to deal. Yesturday I found out that the other activities director's daughter almost went to VT to study Engineering but then visited University of Tampa and decided she liked Environmental science better. We also lost a girl from a few towns over to the shootings. She was only nineteen years old. But finally to top all this off yesturday at R.I.T. (Rochester Institute of Technology) they found that one of the students had two semi guns in his dorm and a shedload of ammo in his car. I'm kind of worried about that because R.I.T. is just the next town over from where I live. This is crazy though, you send your kid to school to get an education, not to get shot at. I don't really have much else to add at the moment.[/color][/font]

[quote name='Baron Samedi][size=1']I'd spit on all the other flying people who think that being able to fly grants them the right to spit on people of their choice, and then fly away like a *****.[/size][/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Just a waining. If you spit on me just because you can fly, you know I'll come back and spit on you. Then I'll get on to the set of Desperate Housewives and spit on Eddie because I hate that lying be-yotch for [spoiler]breaking up Susan and Mike[/spoiler] Who cares if she's just an actress? I still want to spit on her.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Well for me last summer sucked because I was jobless through most of it, my grandma died and my car was off the road until August. But now I have my car back, a really cool job (okay not cool, but I do like my job) and... okay so my grandma didn't come back from the dead, but I think she's helping me from where she is now. This summer I plan on spending time with my friends- whether they like it or not. I'm already starting plans for two weekend trips with one of my friends on the other side of the state (I live in Western New YOrk and she lives nearly downstate- but not in NYC) along with another shopping trip for us and our friends. Unfortunately since I only just started working for my company in December I don't have vacation time, so I just plan on making everything on weekends I have off. Also this summer the nursing home that two of my clients are at is offering CNA classes. So I plan on enrolling in those as well. Right now I'm only an HHA with no licensing and I need the money. Rachminoff: I don't know if you've ever been to the Grand Canyon before, but I definately recommend trying. I went back in 2000 and I still haven't found anything to compair it to. It's breath taking... just watch out for the mountain goats.[/color][/font]

[quote name='Allamorph][FONT=Arial]Go for it. (I have three younger sisters and was self-aware enough to remember [U]all[/U'] of their barf stories. I also was sick a few times myself. I think I can stand to compete with you. ;)).[/FONT][/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh you are ON!! Not only do I have a kid, but I have friends with kids. This is so on! Just remember, you asked for it I once threw up 9 times in one day. This was before I was first diagnosed with Hyper-active thyroid. But before I was diagnosed I had a lot of freaky vomit incidents including the following: I was still with my ex at the time and we were out doing grocery shopping and had gotten lunch I had to get the oil changed and the tires rotated on my car, but on our way to the dealership I started to feel sick and asked if I could take his truck back and he could wait with our daughter. So he's like sure, just drop me off with your car and I'll take it home with Abby. So I did that and started driving home. I live right outside of Rochester and the dealer ship where I bought my car is nearly in the next county- I probably drove about 75 MPH to get home and just pulled into the driveway and put the truck in park before throwing up my lunch in the front yard. I have never been able to have oil on a sub since. And of course when I told my ex, the first thing he said was: You didn't throw up in my truck did you? Hey if I knew then what I know now, I would have made a point to throw up in there daily. Let's see I have another one. This has nothing to do with me or my kid, but again I saw it happen... actually it involves a friend's daughter and my ex. My ex and I were living in Texas and had gone to visit one of our friends. Long story short our friend had a toddler and my ex- who had given her chocolate when we first got there- started tickling the kid. She projectile vomited on him! Then there was also the time my ex got drunk in Texas (okay one of many times he got drunk) and kept me up half the night throwing up. We ended up having to do laundry the next day because sometime during the night he missed the waste basket and got it all over his side of the bed. Do you still think you can beat me with throw up stories?[/color][/font]

[color=#9933df][font=lucida calligraphy]As the mother of a toddler and a veteran vomiter- not by choice I can assure you. I think I can PWN all of you. So I have two vomit stories. The first story would be mine, It's also a very emberassing work story, but hey it saves me the trouble of mentioning it when I create a thread on emberassing work stories. I worked as a cart girl at my local grocery store in High school and one day during the summer I started to feel woozy so I came into the store to have a rest and get some water. That's when things started to go down hill. Turns out I was suffering from heat exhuastion and could hardly stand- I looked like crap too. So my supervisor tells me to go out to the service desk and call my house to get a ride home- so, I did that. But on my way I had this familiar urge to just throw up. And I did just that- right infront of the service desk- in front of a lot of customers and co-workers. Then to top it off I had to walk home since no one answered at my house. My second one doesn't involve my vomit, but it does involve me. When my daughter was a few months old she was going through different stomach troubles while her pediatrician and I tried to get her on a formula that she could digest. She was prescribed this one formula that smelled like something died even before it was mixed with water. One evening I gave it to her and right after she'd finished about three ounces of it she just spat it all back up all over my shirt. After that she began to cry since the spitting up scared her. Meanwhile I was just standing there in my bedroom reeking of baby puke and all slimey while my brother tried to decide whether he should start laughing or throw up himself.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Inuyasha7271]I have one song and one song alone ands thats: ANYTHING BY GYM CLASS HEROES.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I can't stand them either, but they're a local band so one of the local stations I listen to when I want to get a hit of guilty pleasure ear candy music plays them a lot. To give all music a fair shot I also can't stand [b]Courtesy of the Red White and Blue[/b] I think it's by [b]Toby Keith[/b] but it might be Kenny Chesney. Let's see, what about Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake? Anyone else want to vote this guy far away?[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Catchy title don't you think? But then I needed something. I'm bored. So I'm wondering what are some really annoying songs that you'd rather smash your radio than listen to? First on my list is [b]My Humps[/b] by Black Eyed Peas. I heard this song on my way to work one day and was forced to listen to it for two minutes because One hand was on the steering wheel and the other was holding my mouth piece so I could be heard on my cell phone (so much for hands free in New York) That song is annoying. Right up there with [b]My Humps[/b] would be [b]Every Time We Touch[/b] by Cascada. I swear the first few times I heard it I thought that was Ashley Simpson. Although one of my co-workers swears she has some decent music I just don't know if I believe him yet. So, what are some of your choices?[/color][/font]

[quote name='PWNED']I wouldn't nessecarily spit on anyone if I flew, and there is a very good reasons for this. I possess an altearnative form of fire with much more ammunition although spitting is probably a viable form of humiliation towards many of the celebrities that deserve it.[/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Now that is a kick butt idea. Make sure you hit Paris Hilton first. Then get Brittany right after she gets out of rehab for like the millionth time.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'd rather hang out with Hilary Duff than Michael Jackson. Michael gives me the creeps... At least with Hilary I could get a decent purse or some shoes out of the deal instead of a lot of sleepless nights. I don't know if that's a good reason, but it's the best I've got.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Pah this question is too easy. If I could fly I'd hack up giant amounts of phlegm on a certain member of the US Army. I'd stay away from spitting on dogs though. Why would I want to waste good phlegm on a poor innocent dog when I can ruin some plonker's day?[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]YOu know that Retri has a PCD cd somewhere and just doesn't want to own up to it. I own Daughtry's CD.. how sad is that? Let's see... I have a collection of Christmas music and I listen to my daughter's cds too... I can't think of anything else. But really... I own Daughtry. How emberassing is that?[/color][/font]

[quote name='mangamaniack21']Lol, i'm thinking "what if this turned into a mama joke thread?!" .[/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]My mom is so short that legally in the State of New York she should be riding in a booster seat. Okay she's not really that short, but she's close. My mom is four eleven and in the state of New York the cut off height is 4'9 so she just passes. But hey I still love her. And she loves me because back when I was in fifth grade we had the same size feet, then when my feet grew she got to keep all my shoes.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Just like the title says. What CDs are you emberassed about owning so you hide them. But you listen to them anyway- you know kind of a guilty pleasure. On that same note, what CDs can you just not believe that you bought. As for myself. I own the first PCD's CD. Yes I know... go ahead point and laugh. But I was working on a story Im writing and needed Buttons for inspiration. I swear I haven't listened to it since September. [/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]If you live in Europe (Italy in particular) Or are looking for an original version of a show that you just can't find in the states, I suggest [url]http://internetbookshop.it/[/url] or [url]http://mondohe.com/[/url] I've ordered some DVDs from IBS, but Mondo seems a bit cheaper. However both sites are completely in Italian so you need to know some of the basics when you order or you could screw something up. But so far I've been pleased with the service- IBS even sends you coupons for discounts on your next purchase. [/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I am under the firm belief that my mom should not be allowed near a kitchen unless she's getting herself coffee or about to eat a meal. As much as I love my mom and appreciate the times she does try to cook she just shouldn't. For some reason my mom always manages to harm herself or the food whenever she cooks or bakes (Mixing up chip dips she's a pro at, but no cooking or baking should be done) Like this one time she was making lemon chicken and she nearly sliced off her finger. Okay so since she gets queasy at the sight of blood I thought it was her finger since she was screaming 'Meg!' Get down here!' To be fair the chicken turned out alright, but I still say my dad should stick to the domestic work. She can do all the technical stuff, like setting cell phones up for Blue tooth and fixing computer problems.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=DeathKnight][color=crimson]He has a point there. They aren't particularly unique within.. whatever genre that emo/popular/rock stuff is. That wouldn't necessarily make them [b]bad[/b] per sey just, you know, what you expect is what you get so it's all up to your tastes.[/color][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]The thing is my tastes run more towards country. But I was flipping stations and heard the song a few months back and it took me forever to find out who sang it and the name of the group. Still haven't bought the CD, but I liked the song.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Farto the Magic][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Chibi, if your ex was in the military, he hasn't seen his daughter in a long time. I understand that she would probably freak out about spending two weeks with someone who's virtually a stranger to her, but I think you were both being unreasonable. There should have been some way that both parties could be happy...and he sounds like kind of a jackass. I mean, wishing death on someone? Both parties were in the wrong, but he was in the wrong-er. That's just my view. As for my crazy ex, I found out during the relationship that she likes women...like that. It was not a turn-on and ultimately caused the relationship to crumble. Its kind of funny now, after it all happened. But, when you fall off a horse...[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]It's not that I'm unwilling to let him see her. He spent a week with her back in July. But She's two and hasn't seen him 8 months . What I offered to let him do was spend a few hours with her on weekened to slowly get her used to him again. However he refuses to do anything but argue for his own way and threaten to call a psychologist for her. He doesn't seem to realize that ripping her from where she lives and having her stay with someone who is a complete stranger to her could be traumatic then she'd definately need that psychologist. As for your story... that happened to an ex roommate of mine. I have never laughed so hard in my life. But seriously he deserved it.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Okay let's see how well I can explain this without the risk of him reading it and sending the whole thing to his lawyer. You see my ex isn't just a regular ex. I'm talking about my ex husband and I have a two year old with him. The whole divorce is just messy he kept my crap and didn't give me back my pictures and married the woman he was having an affair with who has emailed me acting like the affair was my fault. :animesigh Anyways my ex is in the Army and a few weeks ago he came home from Afghanistan and called saying he wants to see our daughter- fine by me I don't care that he wants to foster a relationship with our daughter- but he wants to take her for two whole weeks. And keep in mind he hasn't seen her in over half a year and since she's two her cognitive memory isn't exactly the same as what ours is. I told him that I didn't think 2 weeks was doable. I told him how about a weekend. He started telling me I was being unreasonable . I told him I had to go to work and didn't have time to listen to him yell at me. He told me he hoped I crashed my car and died. :animeswea So fast forward a week after that. I'm at one of my patient's houses (I'm a home health aide) and my mom calls and says that my ex says he's coming to get our daughter. So I call my lawyer and find out what everyone's known all along that the Texas divorce (Long involved story) has no jurisdiction over our daughter since she's a resident of New York and has never LIVED in Texas. Then I finish my next 3 hours of assignments, go home and call my ex. It was 3:20 when my mom called, I call him at 6:30, he's on his way. I tell him that he should just turn around because it's too late to take a two year old all the way across the state. He accused me of not wanting him to see our daughter and says he called the cops and they'll force me to let him take our daughter, That's b.s. but whatever. I get off the phone with him call the cops, the cops say they never received a phone call from him. Around 7PM he comes to the house wanting to take our daughter- she's at an aunt's house by now because no one knew what he was planning. I tell him she's not here and he's like okay have a nice evening. He called the town police and tells them I'm being neglectful of our daughter. Long story short the cops come and tell him that the Texas decree has no jurisdiction over our daughter and he can't take her if I won't let him take her... this leads to him staying an hour infront of my house until one of the town police makes him leave. He does this by threatening to arrest my ex for trespassing if he doesn't drive away. I also had to file a domestic incident report :animesigh It's kind of ironic to note that the guy I was once married to is now no longer allowed on my driveway. Then last week I go to check the status of my tax refrund and find out that there was a problem filing for one of the refunds because someone had already filed for the child I was claiming. Turns out it was him. And this is a refund that he's uneligible for because our daughter didn't live with him at all last year. So he got in trouble for that. He and his wife have to pay back the refund that they got. But now the latest is he gave me a summons claiming that because I wouldn't allow him to see our daughter I violated the support order. Yeah I'm having fun with this one. Before my ex husband my craziest ex was the one who showed up at the grocery store I cashiered at and bothered me while I was working. He also ran into one of my friends and gave her a hug telling her how sorry he was. :animestun And people wonder why I'd rather be single.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][COLOR=Indigo][size=1][FONT=Arial] MAYBE YOU AMERICAN TYPES SHOULD LEARN HOW TO SPELL THEN, HUH? [I]YOU'RE KIND OF THE MINORITY ON THE NO U IN COLOR FRONT[/I]. In conclusion, all Americans are incompetent illiterates.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Yeah, but I think we like the minority.... We're in the minority for measurements (we don't use the metric system and we're the only country not to do so) temperature gaging (though I love using farenheight instead of celcius during the winter) and we're one of the few countries that doesn't teach a second language in elementary school (which is completely bollocksed because that does make us seem like a bunch of backwoods rednecks) But still how about we not do the name calling thing? Because not all of us are backwoods hicks over here in the states.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]First of all, hey how has everyone been doing? I had to do this thread even though I can't really talk too much about other people at this moment and I'm pressed for time to start up a thread on anyone in the first place. I'm just wondering what if anything is the craziest thing an ex boyfriend or girlfriend (or ex of any type for that matter) has done around you after you guys broke up. I need to know because I have a really good story. I don't have too much time to elaborate. Let's just say my most recent ex nearly got himself arrested a few weeks ago and commited tax fraud to try and piss me off. But like I said, not a lot of time to elaborate so share some of your stories first and I'll tell you about mine. Ciao CHW♥[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm with your friends and your mom. The guy sounds like a jerk. If he's only paying attention to you because you give him stuff who needs him? As for my experiance with guys and relationships... I don't think we really have the time to cover everything. But my last relationship ended up in a divorce and now he's nearly gotten himself arrested and commited tax fraud to get back at me. Now he's just done the latest- claimed I violated a support order. Needless to say both my lawyer and I are like what the hell. He can't even get the court right! :animesigh I'm so glad he's someone else's problem now. Ciao Bella CHW[/color][/font]

[quote name='AkiraMoonShadow][COLOR=Indigo']Lets see, one of the funniest songs I have heard would probably have to be the Llama song. :animesmil [/COLOR][/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]You do realize that you'll have to pay for mentioning that song... here's the song [URL=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php]The llama song/video[/URL] Anyway I have a new funny song. And it fits because I have a lot of Canadian friends. I have no idea if they want to drive a Zambonie, but it fits. In case you haven't guessed the song is Canadian Idiot. I have no idea if the lyrics were posted already though. So I won't post them. Another good funny song is California Girls by Gretchen Wilson. I know I can post the lyrics for that I ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Carona But them Hollywood types after a while wearon ya Struttin' around in their size zeros Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones [Chorus:] Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left. That know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton Gets under my skin With her big fake smile and and her painted on tan She'd never have a chance at a real man [Chorus x2] Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left. That know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls. I mean no offense to California girls, but I love the song![/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Hey I like this thread. [b]name[/b]: Mom, sometimes dragging out the 'o' [B]Real name[/B]: Beverly (goes by Bev) [B]current age[/B]: She'd kill me if I told anyone [B]height[/B]: 4'11 [B]hair color[/B]: It might be medium brown with gray by now. But she gets it dyed regularly so it's a dark blond color with high lights [B]Eye color[/B]: Blue My mom is pretty cool. She and my dad help me raise my daughter and let my brother and I live with them. Right now she's a system trainer for a company called Becton Schantz which deals in food service brokers. So she works from home when she is home, but she travels on a regular basis. But she's had other jobs including one where she worked for a greeting card company and doing tax preparation for H&R Block. She still does some people's taxes- including mine. My mom is always willing to help out, but she's also a bit pushy at times. But hey you don't get anywhere by being a push over and that's definately one thing she isn't. My mom isn't extremely religious, but she is very proud of being Catholic. It bothered her when I went searching for other beliefs, but I think she may be coming to terms with it. As for cooking.. she's okay at it, but never really gets a chance because my dad's the one who cooks. Before I forget, one more reason my mom's cool is because her and my dad adopted my brother and I. Relationship wise I think it depends on our moods. Usually we're very close- actually I don't think we have much of a choice in that matter since my daughter and I live with her. Sometimes we do butt heads about how to raise my two year old or about my house keeping habits, but other times we get along very well. However she doesn't understand why at twenty-five I still watch cartoons and I've never once shown her anything I write. Our clothing and music tastes differ greatly, although I have tried to get her to wear bootcut jeans instead of the 'mom jeans' she owns. But she doesn't like when I get bossy... but that's how she raised me. What does she expect? What bothers me about her is that she can be a bit of a nag. She tells me she's happy that I have two good steady jobs then says she's upset that I can't keep my room and my car clean. SHe gets on me about my spending habits and what I watch on TV. But I think I'll live because I know she does the same to my brother about his smoking. I don't know what else to add and I'm getting tired.[/color][/font]