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[QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I just wanna say, shoot man, christmas lights on bare skin? That sounds painful...probably going to have some scorched private parts by the end of that dance. I would rather eat my favorite food. Though i don't know what that is. Probably...something like....super yummy good stuff, or like burrito or something. Would you rather have a flashlight shoved up your anus or have your best friend (of same sex) stick their finger up your........same as above. Honestly, i have no idea where that question came from, i'm a bit ashamed, but i'm going to stick with it. [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm going to find you the number for my therapist after I reply. You're even more disturbed than my male co-workers and I work with some doozies. I'd rather have the flashlight because I'm sure I'd be drunk at the time. I know no matter what if my best friend did that I could never look at her the same way again. I do need some dignity. HEy would you rather watch a marathon of Jay Leno [center]or[/center] A marathon of David Letterman? Both are funny, but you can only pick one and the Marathons are a year long 24/7[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna have to go with the first choice on this one. I mean, if your a crappy writer then you obviously need help, right? So, pertaining to what you said about you and your friend, I think your right for trying to help him.([I]If[/I] you did) Anyway's, sorry to get off on a tangent. Would you rather eat a spider leg? Or.... Would you rather eat a cockroach's leg? (I know, it's sick.:p) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I tried to help and he went postal on me. Anyways I'd rather eat a spider leg... wait what size spider are we talking about... Okay keeping with the bug thing would you rather have a spider smootie (Strawberry flavored, but filled with spiders) [center]or[/center] Cockroach cookies (Sugar cookies brimming with yummy cockroaches. Yes look at how creative I have become. and completely off topic, can anyone besides me read my signature?[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice on this one. I mean, country's not that bad.... Would you rather watch anime? Or.... Would you rather watch American cartoons?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I think it all depends on which American Cartoons and which anime you're talking about. Because I like Avatar the Last Airbender, Animaniacs, Histeries, Daria, Jem and the Holograms, Rugrats, Ahh Real Monsters, and Disney animation which are all American cartoons. But I also like InuYasha, Fushigi Yugi, Spirited Away and Tokyo Mew Mew- the list really goes on. Actually if you want to get technical American Cartoons are really anime because anime is just cartoons. So tough choice, but I want to watch Avatar so I choose American Cartoons. Okay would you rather be a crappy writer and not know it, but your friends know it and are willing to help? [center]Or[/center] Would you rather be a crappy writer and know it but think that your stuff is okay the way it is and refuse help. This question is actually based on a 'friend' of mine. He's pissed at me for saying his writing is bad.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Kaze][font=Times]Would you rather Manually turn a cow (with mad cow disease) into a hamburger, then be forced to eat every single burger/and/or food product you were able to make from its body Or Eat a hobo that just ate a sewer rat....in front of you[/font][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Honestly with those two choices I'd rather just throw up a lot. But that's really not a choice is it? I'd rather eat the cow parts. Atleast I'd have one of the most interesting stories St. Peter ever heard when I reached the Pearly Gates- assuming I get to HEaven that is. Would you rather smell so bad that whenever people are around you they start singing the Chicken Noodle Soup song [center]or[/center] Would you rather have such an annoying voice that people tell you to shut up because you're giving them a migrain? Okay it's not as bad as the last one, but I'm not as cool[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I saw a lot of replies so I finally decided to suck it up and add some more: [center][b]Please go away... far, [i]far[/i] away[/center] Happosai of Ranma 1/2- [/b] No! Nien! Nyet! Non! Iie! Uh uh! No way in hell! That dude would steal my underwear and peep on me! He's a perverted predescessor of Miroku! [b]Relena Peacecraft of Gundam Wing[/b]- I'm sure she's a sweet girl. But she's a bit loopy. Come on! She keeps telling Hiiro to come and kill her and chases after him? Plus all that pacifism would make me gag. [b]Naruto from Naruto[/b]- Again a real sweet kid. But just how much Dattebayo! can one person take before she takes her ramen and dumps it on the kid's head? [b]Mousse from Ranma1/2[/b]- Really how great of a roommate would a guy be who turns into a duck (think of the mess) and when he doesn't have his glasses can't see a damn thing. Plus with all those hidden weapons he'd probably get himself arrested somehow when he went through a metal detector and that wouldn't really help out with the rent either. [b]Pantyhose Taro from Ranma 1/2[/b]- The guy's a freak... and really evil. That should be enough for anyone, but I'll add more. He's also part octopus! [center][b]Just find a place to stash your crap... keep it away from mine, but stash it in the spare room[/center] Tendo Nabiki of Ranma 1/2[/b]- Yeah she's a bit of an extortionist, but that just means she wouldn't have any problem coming up with her half of the rent. I just hope she won't sell anything of mine on Ebay. [b]Hagurashi Kagome from InuYasha[/b]- She's okay and she likes to cook. But I have a sneaking suspicion that the whole jumping down a well into the fuedal era could do a number on the whole rent thing [center][b]Please stay- you can have my room! The one with the big closests![/center] Tendo Kasumi of Ranma 1/2[/b]- She likes to stay at home and cook and clean. Two okay make that three things I hate to do. I'd so give her my room if she wanted to move in and clean everything.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]I think I can force down the chips ? I'll pretend I'm on [I]Fear Factor[/I]. Besides, hockey pucks at 100 MPH are best left to the [I]Jackass[/I] crew. Would you rather... ...fend off dozens of cats with no available weapons while wearing clothing that reeks of catnip, listening to your girlfriend/boyfriend laughing hysterically as you fail miserably? or ...watch as your girlfriend/boyfriend fails miserably at the same situation? Hah! Answer [I]THAT[/I] one with a witty comeback! :animesmil [/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'd rather watch my boyfriend (assuming I have one) in the exact situation because it wouldn't be happening to me which makes it bloody hilarious. Things like that are always funnier when they happen to someone else. Plus you have a really funny story to tell your friends. Okay would you rather be forced to watch a month long marathon of Inspector Gadget [center]or[/center] A month long marathon of Thunder Cats? Both in my humble opinion are terrible. But as far as I know these shows haven't been done yet so why not?[/color][/font]

[quote name='xmystic_silverx']Those are horrible. Where do they come up with these pairings in the first place? Personally, I don't see any of those pairings actually happening.[/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I can see some pairing happening but others you just have to wonder what some people were smoking when they were thought up Like Sokka and Azula. WTF was someone thinking that Azula should be paired with anyone? That psycho is more Black Widow like than human like. Also Toph and Sokka really I don't see that happening. I like parodying ships myself. And I actually do a good job of it- I got bored and started drabbles about it and actually paired Azula with Aang... like that wouldn't end in mass chaos and blood.[/color][/font]

[quote name='Lunox][color=dimgray'] Oh god, no shipping wars, please. [/color][/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Don't worry about me. I'm only a Zukat shipper because I was converted. Honestly I can't see it happening in the show now thanks to Zuzu's actions in the season finale. Plus I think Katara loves both Sokka and Aang too much to intentionally try to kill them via heart attack by falling in love with Zuko. But most AU fanfics I read have that pairing. I don't war on ships, I just parody them.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=ForgotteÑ-HerÖ]Zuko and Katara are blech! Go Katang![/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]But Kataang can't happen because [spoiler]in The Guru Aang was told that if he doesn't forget about his attachments to that world he'll never be able to reach the Avatar state.[/spoiler] Oh Goddess I am an Avatard! I just argued a cartoon pairing... I need sleep![/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]My advice is that you attempt to tell this girl you're crushing on that you like her. She might be flattered and either admit to liking you too or just be like whatever. Either way you tried. Girls like it when guys crush on us. Okay yeah that's like a no duh statement, but really we like it. We like it even more if it's the guy we like and it turns out he likes us back that way. And please excuse the disorganization of this post. I'm tired and I need a shower. But hey your thread helped me realize that I should probably post to get some help myself.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=xmystic_silverx]I wouldn't be so sure. I totally agree with Lunox on this one. There is still time to return to the good side, ya know, so I wouldn't count him out just yet. There's something about characters like Zuko (*cough*Sasuke*cough*). You know that in the end they're probably, [I]hopefully[/I], going to end up on the good side. The problem I'm worried about is whether or not he will be able to, [I]hopefully[/I], redeem himself [B]in time[/B] for Aang to save the world.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]In my defense I am a huge fan of Iroh and now I'm really against Zuko because of what he did. But as a friend of mine pointed out Azula coerced him. But still it was IROH![/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]I'll choose like imprisonment, at least that way I can enjoy what sense I have even if the conditions aren't exactly 5-star. [B]Be an astronaut ?[/B] Or [B]Be a circus clown ?[/B][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I choose being a circus clown because I know I'm not smart enough to be an astronaut. Plus I'd rather make people laugh than suddenly up and decide that some planet may not be a planet at all and completely mess up my favorite anime so SailorPluto doesn't have a home.... Uh yeah random. Being a clown would be fun... as long as it isn't for a rodeo. Okay I'm really in a silly mood right now and I just burned a sheet full of Christmas/Yule/Holiday cookies. would you rather lose a fight with a chipmunk and have your friend video tape it and not only show it at parties but put it on youtube as well. [center]or[/center] Would you rather lose a wrestling match with your grandma and have your family tape it and not only show it at family functions, but your brother put it on youtube as well. Either way you have a sad fight on youtube.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Lt.Zero][COLOR=Navy]Wow...um...I think that I would have to go with the Forest Gump run. Forest Gump was one of the coolest movies ever. And I hate the YMCA and it's dance of doom. Ok, my turn to give the choices. Would you rather, A: Be forced to watch Barney for two months straight? Or B: Be forced to watch Dragon Tales for two months straight?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I pick B. Dragon Tales in no where near as annoying as Barney. This is really dumb but Would you rather relive one emberassing childhood moment over and over for one week [center]or[/center] Would you rather relive one emberassing adult moment over and over for one week? (if you don't consider yourself adult yet just substitue emberassing adult moment for emberassing adolecent or later chilldhood moment) And Gavin, the Pigeon books really are about a pigeon. They're funny too the pigeon keeps trying to bribe someone into letting him do something.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Hot dog, I hate cheeseburgers so this is a rather easy choice for me. [B]Be a Jedi ?[/B] Or [B]Be a Sith ?[/B] ^_^; This choice was not influenced by my banner and avatar set.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Riight Gavin... riiight. :rolleyes: Anyways I'd want to be a Jedi. I mean either way you get a light sabre, but you aren't damaging your karma by being a Jedi and the Siths I've seen are rather child scarring. Would you rather have to read all the books in the Pigeon series (IE Don't Let the Pigeon drive the Bus, The Pigeon Finds a Hot Dog Ect) to kids [center]or[/center] Or would you rather have to read some of the Junie B Jones books to kids. Both book series are for children, but the Junie B Jones books are chapter books. Give me a break because I'm on a libray computer surrounded by books. I need lunch![/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Seeing as I usually am calm at most parties, so I think I'll stick with that. Generally going wild at calm parties has the nasty repercussion that you are no longer invited to such parties. [B]Dress formal for a casual party ?[/B] Or [B]Go in fancy dress to a black-tie gala ?[/B] Both of these assume of course your going in the attire is an accident.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'd rather be in fancy dress at a black tie-gla. Even though I'd probably klutz out since I'm not used to those situations. But at least if I was dressed nice I'd feel a tad more comfortable. Would you rather be the one at the office holiday party drinking egg nog and singing 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' off key while wearing one of the table decorations on your head. [center]or[/center] Would you rather be the one at your friend's New Years Eve party completely pissed (UK Pissed meaning drunk not US Pissed meaning angry) after a shedload of alcohol singing your own personal version of Santa Baby. I'm bored and tired and this one sounded appropriate for the holidays.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Shinje]I'd rather drink chocolate milk through my eyeballs than fart realy loudly. At least, to my knowledge, that would be original! A movie about someone who could drink chocolate milk through their eyeballs would have beat that stupid Thunderpants movie hands down. Now, would you rahter.... Be the butt of a Borat prank, or... Live out one day totally in reverse?[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I want to live one day totally in reverse because then I can get work done and over with and then have some free time instead of free time then work. Even though I actually like my job :animesmil Hey this is going to get interesting because thanks to my library computer usage I have a good one! Would you rather get hit on by the dorky- looking-can't-figure-out-that-grunge-has been-over-for-more-than-a-decade guy who spends hours playing some computer video game in the library (If your preference differs from mine replace guy with girl) [center]or[/center] The freaky looking, funky smelling, cartoon character wearing way old guy guy who does the exact same thing? (Again if your preference differs from mine replace guy with girl) Yeah like either one of these is a good thing, what am I wearing a freak magnet?[/color][/font]

[quote name='xmystic_silverx']I guess you're right. I totally forgot about the episode where he first tried fire bending. Well, in that case, I think Zuko should be the one to help him master it.[/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Which would be an excellent idea except for one small problem that needs to be noted [spoiler]Zuko betrayed his own uncle in favor of his father's love and attacked Aang and Katara. He's teamed up with Azula now and she's taken over Ba Sing Se[/spoiler] So I think think that takes Zuko out of the running.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Lava Lamp][COLOR=SeaGreen][FONT=Tahoma]I'd rather be the Karate Instructor because if the parents yelled at me I could tell them that if the kids couldn't handle my class, then they weren't fit for the real world. Would you rather drink nothing but urine for the rest of your life Or watch nothing but reruns of "I love Lucy" for the rest of your life?[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I pick watching I Love Lucy for the rest of my life. I actually like that show a lot! Yeah, fifties black and white TV with Lucille Ball! Do you know that I Love Lucy was the first show to use the word Pregnant on TV? It was so good I think I may watch that tomorrow now. Okay would you rather have a Mint Chocolate phone [center]or[/center] a pink Katana phone? I think this is an easy question. [/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]So would I. Ducks are awesome. They fly, they float, they weigh the same as witches.... Nothing against you, milady. Aaallrright-y then! Would you rather have... ...a four-layer German Chocolate cake? (we're talkin' uber-thick layers here) or ...a thirteen-layer Red Velvet cake? (a tower of deliciousness, with more conservative layers) Which reminds me: I need to have my dad make a few of these.... :D [/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh come on man you know you want to try and be a single mom for a day! Think of all the fun you could have with a two year old and grocery shopping with WIC checks and an EBT card! Oh and then you can go clean a plane with my hyper active co worker. Anyways I'd want the Red Velvet cake... just make sure it has creamcheese frosting and there is a giant glass of milk with it. That reminds me I have lemon cake mix and a clean bundt pan.... Ooh yeah. Hmm me again? Would you rather have to stand in a line for an hour just to find out that the person at the window couldn't help you and you have to go fill out some paperwork, mail it in and wait for someone to call you? [center]or[/center] Would you rather have to be on the phone for an hour just to find out that the person who gets on the other line can't help you and you have to go in to a place get paperwork to fill out then mail it in and wait for someone to call you? Either way it's a major inconveniance that is astoundingly simular to being on public assistance.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna go with the second choice. I mean, nothing says "I hate you" more than food chunks splattered in someone's face at over 200 mph. Would you rather be old and rich? Or.... Would you rather be young and athletic, but dirt poor?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Old and rich. Because I'm already young and kinda poor... I work and receive welfare benifits people... :animesigh All I'm saying is that when you're old and rich you can just donate money to things and get face lifts until you can blink your nostrils and maybe I'd like to do that. I'd go around during the [slash]Christmas[/slash] Holiday season buying the bell ringers coffee and slipping a few hundreds into the red kettles for the Salvation Army instead of just a buck. Then I'd go get some Botox. Okay this is a really fun one: Would you rather be me for a day [center]or[/center] Would you rather be a duck for a day? Hey at least this one is original. Narcissistic, but original. And honestly I'd rather be the duck.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I've been watching Veggietales lately. Funny stuff really. Here are some of the funny songs from there, warning it's a long post because there are some funny songs. [u][b]The Hairbrush song[/b][/u] Narrator: Now it's time for silly songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out... Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, Oh, where ... is my hairbrush? Narrator: Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ... Pa: I think I saw a hairbrush back there! Larry: Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, Oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, Back there ... is my hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ... Junior: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair! Narrator: Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ... Larry: No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, No hair, no hair, no where, back there, No hair ... for my hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ... Bob: Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair! Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments... Larry: Not fair for my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, No where, no hair, not fair, not fair, Not fair! My little hairbrush! Narrator: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ... Peach: Thanks for the hairbrush. Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ... Larry: Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, Take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, Take care ... of my hairbrush. Narrator: The end! [b][u]SOng of the Cebu[/u][/b] Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu! Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy...a song about a little boy and his Cebus...a song about a little boy and his 3 Cebus... the little boy who had a sick Cebu, a sad Cebu, and a mute Cebu. and also a hippo. um, um... this is a picture of me at the airport. this is my aunt Ruth. this is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull. Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior: Ooooh! Larry: this is me and the bull. Jimmy, Johnny, & Junior: Aaaah! Larry: This is me and the bull and... i think that's the bull's cousin. he's a Cebu. Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a Cebu, anyway? Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See? Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on! Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu! Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu! Larry: Boy is riding with Cebu Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Boy is riding with Cebu Larry: Into town in his canoe Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Into town in his canoe Larry: Sick Cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo Larry: Can't see boy and three Cebus Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Can't see boy and three Cebus Larry: Sad Cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo Larry: Cebu! Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu! Larry: Cebu! Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu! All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, Cebu! Larry: Hippo seen by mute Cebu Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Hippo seen by mute Cebu Larry: Tries to tell the other two Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Tries to tell the other two Larry: Mute Cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm Larry: Uh-oh. Archibald: Wait! What happens next? Larry: Um ... Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute Cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad Cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum? Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again. Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this. Larry: Oh look, a Cebu! Cebu! Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: Cebu! Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo. Jimmy, Johnny & Junior: No more song about Cebu! Need another verse or two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo Jimmy: I want my money back! Johnny: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.Words by Mike Nawrocki And of course my personal favorites: [b][u]The Water Buffalo Song![/b][/u] Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo. I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..." Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!" Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ..." Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue. Hers was small but ..." [center]and[/center] [b][u]The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything[/b][/u] Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Larry: "We don't do anything!" Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!" Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!" Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??" Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Larry: "Oh ..." Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?" Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!" Pa: "Huh? No I don't!" Mr. Lunt: "Do too." Pa: "Do not!" Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry." Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!" Mr. Lunt: "Says who?" Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!" Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..." Pa: "You just don't get it!" All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!" Pa: "Pass the chips! Yes, Veggietales! [/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Shinje][color=crimson] I'd rather be President Bush with the skills of Chuck Norris. Asinine "facts" aside, it would be great to run the free world and have some awesome martial arts credentials to boot. :p Would you rather.... Win a million dollars by acing Survivor, or... Win 50,000 by acing Fear Factor?[/color][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'd rather win Survivor! Hello at least on that show they don't [i]have[/i] to eat those bugs and stuff. Everyone can just live on coconuts until they win a challenge or something. Besides what sounds cooler: I won $50 K eating bugs and getting stuck in a fish tank with a shark or I won a million on Survivor? Okay I'm really board so would you rather get your butt kicked by an old lady and her purse and have it on the national news [center]or[/center] Get your butt kicked by a geriatric dog and a toddler and have it broadcast on just your local news- okay so it'll be in papers across the state as well.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Damn I was about to slap Zuko today when I finally saw the season finale... I actually yelled at the TV and yes I know it's just animation cells but Iroh is my favorite character and I can't believe it ended like that. [spoiler]I am really glad that Iroh and Aang showed up in the cave before Katara could do something stupid and heal Zuko's scar- he really doesn't deserve that kindness especially since he betrayed Iroh, but I'll get to that in a bit. I'm glad she used the water from the Spirit Oasis to save Aang instead so now Azula just [i]thinks[/i] he's dead. But I cannot believe that Zuko betrayed Iroh of all people! Iroh! The guy who treated Zuko better than his own father had and told him that he was like a son to him! How the hell could the writers do that? I mean yeah, I understand that Azula was dangling his pride and what he's wanted the past three years under his nose but really Iroh has been the only true family Zuko had for the past three years! And he threw it all away for his sister who is probably going to hand him over to Ozai the moment she gets a ship ready. I cannot believe the writers just let him forget that dream he had when he was sick last episode and The Avatar State when Azula had tricked Zuko and Iroh into getting on her ship so they could be turned over to OZai. I'm glad that he's going to feel guilty again. Seriously I hope they decide to make him sick again... I wonder what he'll do without Iroh to help him[/spoiler] Yeah I had a lot to rant about for the season finale. But Mai was really funny when they came to rescue Bosco.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Baron Samedi][size=1]I'd rather have my stuff stolen, because I have little/no personal information, and no embarassing pictures on my computer. Yay! If you were adopted, would you rather: a) Find out, but not find your true parents. or b) Find your true parents[/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm going to answer the other question too, but I really [i][b]have[/i][/b] to answer this one because I'm adopted. I'd rather know I'm adopted and not know my real parents because I've been with the family I have since (in my case at least) I was three days old so I really don't think it would be fair to the people who raised me. Actually I only planned on trying to find my birth mom if extremely necessary. My brother on the other hand has been trying to find his dad, so go figure. Now for the other one: [QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna] Would You Rather... ... get something incredibly funny stuck in your head during a funeral? OR ... wake up and find that all the women in the world have dissapeared? (If you're a chick, substitute men for women).[/COLOR][/QUOTE] I'd rather get something funny stuck in my head at a funeral because at least then I can excuse myself. Face it as much as you guys annoy us girls at times (case in point my friend Mike who answers the door without his shirt knowing that I'm coming over and says: I completely forgot you were coming.) it wouldn't be as much fun if it were just us girls because after a while we start to annoy eachother. Would you rather have some kind of psychopathic sibling like Princess Azula from Avatar [center]Or[/center] a really dumb sibling like Tsukino Usagi from Sailor Moon? Sorry I'm really tired I can't come up with anything good.[/color][/font]

[color=#9944ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh man I feel like I'm in an AA meeting- well I kind of am... actually it's like an AAA meeting (Avatar Addicts Anonomys) My name is CHW (not really) I'm twenty-five and I like to watch Avatar the Last Airbender. And so do some of my friends. I actually didn't get into Avatar until the end of last year when Nick did a marathon of the first season. The story is great and I love the characters even Aang who for a main character (Actually title character is more accurate isn't it?) is really cool. I like how the writers focused on making him a typical twelve year old boy who focuses more on having fun and has a lot of conflicts about being the Avatar and having to be the one to save the world. Iroh is definately my favorite character from the show. Seriously he PWNS everyone else (Even Sokka who is my second favorite) and would have probably ended this war if [spoiler]Azulon had allowed him to become Fire Lord instead of mysteriously dying and allowing Ozai to become the next Fire Lord.[/spoiler] I like that Iroh has [spoiler]Told Zuko that ever since he lost his own son that he considers Zuko his son.[/spoiler] It's a hell of a lot more kindness than Ozai has ever shown Zuko and that's his own son. Iroh shows a lot of concern for Zuko in every situation. I don't mind Azula as much as I probably should because she does train extremely hard to be the best. Okay so she's cold hearted and a nut job. Plus she shows no concern for anyone but herself and maybe her father, but she kows what she wants. I have to say that Ty Lee is my least favorite character. She's just way too perky! And dizty and when I watch her I can't help but think of Chloe from Bratz because they have the same voice actress. Both characters annoy me. Zutara is definately my favorite pairing along with Sokka/Suki or Sokka/Yue (yeah she's dead...) and I screamed my head off when I saw the first promo for the second season finale. I never saw Kataang happening even before I saw the second promo for the finale. But I do feel bad that [spoiler]Aang will have to give up Katara to enter the avatar state. However I'm glad that Sokka will meet up with his father tonight. And I can not wait to see what happens with Azula, Zuko and Iroh.[/spoiler] Too bad I have to work, but I will definately tape it and watch it twice tomorrow since I have satellite TV and get both the east coast and west coast Nick stations. Now if only I got Nicktoon TV.[/color][/font]