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[color=#9933ff][font=tempus sans ITC] [b][center] [u] Know Your Stars Stargate SG-1[/center] Summary: [/u] This is what happens when someone who has never really watched more than five episodes of SG-1 decides to write Stargate fanfiction. She decides to combine the All That skit ?Know your Stars? and SG-1 and runs wild. But don?t worry, I'm starting to watch the show more and I have friends to help me [u]Disclaimer:[/u] I'm sorry to interrupt, but umm?if you brought us here to try and convert us, it is fair to tell you that we are really not in the market for new gods. Dr. Daniel Jackson [u]Dedication:[/u] This is for a bunch of crazy people. DUCKIE. And the Red Squirrel Army- we know who we are. [center][u]Victim Two: Dr Daniel Jackson[/u][/center][/b] The voice was bored and very disappointed. She thought that Anubis, being the nut job he is would have been more entertaining. Instead he was almost snore inducing. So she decided to get Daniel Jackson instead. In order to do so the voice scattered around some ancient artifacts in hopes of catching the archeologist. Within minutes the blue eyed civilian member of SG-1 was following the trail of ancient debris and muttering to himself about rude inconsiderate people who had no respect for the past. Since the trail was very long and Daniel was tired of muttering to himself he sat down in the chair which was on a stage and illuminated by a few bright lights. As soon as he did that a voice began to annoy him. ?Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars Daniel Jackson he wishes that he could be the Verizon Wireless guy so he could ask people if they could hear him now instead of being an archeologist who dies a lot.? ?I? I do not!? Daniel sputtered. ?Oh? So you like dying all the time and being stuck inside a diner?? The voice countered. "Well, no. But I like being an archeologist.? ?Who dies all the time. Daniel Jackson, his multiple deaths are a ploy to reach Nirvana sooner(1).? ?Now that is just ridiculous.? ?Hey it?s in the script.? The voice tosses a copy of her script to Daniel and it lands on his head. ?Don?t blame me? ?Ow. Was that really necessary?? The blue eyed man was rubbing his head. ?Not really, but I haven?t thrown a book at someone recently. Daniel Jackson he is in love with waffles. Infact he is so in love with waffles that he wants to marry them.? ?That?s illogical. One cannot marry food.? ?Daniel Jackson he is willing to give his life for waffles.? ?I am not!? Daniel is getting a bit agitated by the voice, but she really doesn?t care. ?I do not love waffles in that way! And I won?t marry waffles!? ?Would you marry me?? The voice asks suddenly ?No! Because you?re rude and obnoxious.? The voice drops a plant on Daniel?s head. ?Daniel Jackson he is Timmy?s father.? ?Timmy? From where?? Daniel is now confused again. He looks really cute that way. ?Timmy from Winx Club. He?s a really nerdy looking hero?? ?Well, that?s really? not true!? ?Oh really? Well, I think I have proof.? Timmy appears in a cloud of blue smoke. ?Observe exhibit one. Timmy.? Timmy looks angry at this explanation. ?Hey! I'm not an exhibit! I'm a person!? He shouts ?Yeah whatever. Tim, say hello to your father.? The voice says casually. ?But he?s not my father! My father is back in my realm?.? ?Ooh this is so tragic. Daniel Jackson the son he had with Vala doesn?t love him.? Daniel looks from the ceiling to Timmy and back to the ceiling. ?But I only just met Vala! This kid is what seventeen?? ?Eighteen years, three months and well you get the picture.? Timmy corrected. ?This is just utterly tragic.? The voice is fake sobbing now. ?What kind of father are you?? Daniel sighs. ?The kind who doesn?t have kids.? The voice gasps in fake shock. ?Well we?ll just see about that.? She mutters. Suddenly a bright light appears and a woman with long dark hair is dropped unceremoniously into Daniel?s lap. ?Hey Vala! Say hello to your kid!? The voice shouts The dark haired woman face faults. ?This is not happening.? ?What you don?t remember that time you and Daniel well? you know?? The voice wiggles her eyebrows. (Just picture it okay?) ?I try not to.? Vala retorted ?Hey can I go now?? Timmy asked ?Who is that? Daniel is he your kid?? ?Yes, you?re annoying me.? The voice said and suddenly Timmy disappeared. ?Hey can I leave too?? Daniel is almost begging. ?I have papers to file, and I was going to help Sam with some translations.? ?No! I'm not finished with you yet! Daniel Jackson, who can?t remember his own son, he thinks that Vala is an escapee from a mental institution.? You can just picture the voice grinning like a fool. Vala?s face starts to change color. ?You think what?!? She gasped lunging at Daniel?s neck. Daniel dodges her and they start having a knock down drag out no holds barred fight on the stage. The archeologist goes for the chair and tries to smash it over the dark haired thief?s head. However Vala rolled out of the way. ?Hey stop! Ooh! Why is it that every time I have more than one character from a show they start trashing my set?? The voice moans. ?What is with you guys?? Vala and Daniel ignore the voice?s whining and continue to rumble. It?s beginning to look like a knock off of WWE (Which this author doesn?t watch because it?s just plain stupid) when Vala gets an edge over Daniel and decides to remind him of the good time they had on board Prometheus- you know that part where she kissed him? Well, Daniel?s reaction was of course reflective of their times on Prometheus. ?You are such a fruitcake!? He shouted wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. Vala did what only Vala could do, she head butted Daniel so hard that he fell over?. Then of course she did the same. The voice paused from calling a SWAT team. ?And now you know Dr. Daniel Jackson who is romantically involved with waffles and whose son is a cartoon character.? [center] [b] [i]The end[/center][/i] Hey thanks for reading? please review. I'm sorry I couldn?t do Teal?C as the second chapter. I was just inspired by Daniel Jackson.[/b][/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]Another very useful acronymn is the shortening of my screen name from Chibi Horsewoman to CHW. It saves a lot of key strokes.[/color][/font]

[quote name='silver_blade']On a side note, babies that are deprived of touch, cuddling, and holding can't develop properly, either.[/quote] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]Yeah, I heard about that. If I'm remembering correctly they did a study on that in Nazi Germany. Big surprise there. Also my pediatrician- the first one Abby had (So she wasn't really mine) mentioned that to both my ex husband and I. Guess who listened.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]^OMGWTFBBQ! I really don't know what the last part of that acronym is suppose to be now that I think of it. However most of the time when I am on the internet I don't tend to use that many acronym's mostly faces like "o.o" or "xD" but most of the time I will use WTF..or its inverse FTW...because it sounds cool.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]You were saying Oh My God! What the *bleep* Barbeque I use a lot of acronymns when I'm using AIM or YIM along with shortening through, though and a multitude of others . It's hard to try and ween myself away from a lot of it when I'm replying to threads on here (since it's frowned upon thank God) and when I'm writing. I like doing the whole BRB BBL and TTYL especially when it's a state of emergency (Ie grocery shopping, my daughter woke up or a friend who logs off real fast) But I hate all the strange ones I have no idea about like kk? What the heck does that mean? In conclusion I have to agree with a lot of experts. Instant messaging has ruined our lives[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]That's actually very interesting. I've been considering taking child psychology off and on recently. Though I think I lack the funds and the time to actually persue it as a career. This article is both interesting and disturbing, it makes me wonder where child welfare services are in the US that allow guardians to do that to children and as for the rest of the world how this can suddenly happen. I saw that the article gave links to both real and fictional cases as well. And now I can't think of anything else intelligent to say.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][b] [u] [center] Know your Stars Stargate SG-1 [/u] [/center] [u] Summary: [/u] This is what happens when someone who has never really watched more than forty-five minutes of SG-1 decides to write Stargate fanfiction. She decides to combine the All That skit ?Know your Stars? and SG-1 and runs wild. But don?t worry, I'm starting to watch the show more and I have friends to help me [u] Disclaimer:[/u] My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat; it's kind of wrapped around your uvula, that'd be what's left of your pride- O?Neill. [u] Dedication[/u] : I would like to thank anyone who reads this. I'm sorry world. [u] [center] Victim One: Anubis Part One[/u] [/center][/b] Anubis is wandering around aimlessly- well okay what does he do when he?s not being evil, crochet? Okay let?s say that Anubis is crocheting a lovely afghan when a hole forms underneath his rear end and the most evilest guy around is plopped down in a chair. (Yes I know that he really doesn?t have a body but work with me okay?) ?What the (Bleep) ? Who the (Bleep) is responsible for this?? Anubis is struggling and cursing- the delay software is thankfully editing all his swear words. Well I hope it doesn?t over load. ?Know your stars? Know your stars? Know your stars Anubis from? Uh... dammit where are you from?? a mysterious voice asks? she sounds a bit confused. ?How the (bleep) can you not know where I'm from? You brought me here!? Anubis goes to lunge at the voice, but is immediately restrained by the chair. ?Well, tough that I don?t know where you?re from. I only just started watching the show. Anyways? Anubis uh? he sleeps with a pink teddy bear named Mr. Snooky Ookums.? ?He?s not pink he?s fuchsia and? I mean how the (bleep) Did you find that out?? ?Well, you see. I read it in the National Enquirer that O?Neill gave me.? You can just picture the voice smirking ?And you actually believe everything you read in there?? Anubis chortles A sigh is heard. ?Well, not really, but since you actually defended the color of said bear I can safely assume it?s true. Anubis? it?s rumored that one of the unspeakable charges against him is the theft of an Easy Bake Oven from a certain Dr Jackson.? Again Anubis tries to rush towards the sound of the voice and again he is restrained- let?s just say I kept this chair from another fanfic I did of a similar nature. Since he can?t really go anywhere now Anubis pouts. ?Hey I was hungry and you would have done the same.? ?Uh hardly? I don?t steal. Besides how could you have been hungry after eating the council?s cookies?? ?Trust me, if you tasted what the council calls baked goods you would have agreed that you?d be better off eating a Frisbee.? The voice smirks- you can just see the wheels in her head going around and around. ?Anubis, he eats Frisbees.? ?Why would I do a thing like that you infernal bitch?? ?Listen jackass, you call me out of my name one more time and I'm going to tell everyone the truth of your little relationship details and they won?t be pretty.? The voice snaps. ?So don?t? actually you know what screw bargaining? She picks up a sheaf of papers and flips through them. ?Yes! Anubis, he?s dating Icy Trix from Winx Club.? ?What? Why the (bleep) would I want to go out with that frigid bitch?? Anubis snarls and tries to get free. But to no avail. ?Because you can?t get anyone else?? The voice sticks out her tongue- picture it okay? ?I could probably get you.? ?I?d like to get you to go away?. Oh, I just found this too! Anubis was kicked out of kindergarten for eating other kids? paste.? ?Heh and I stole it from them too.? ?Just like you kept stealing Barbie Dolls from the ancients?. Which by the way is another reason they kicked you out. Friggin? klepto.? ?Psychotic Bitch.? ?Would you care to repeat that?? ?Psychotic Bitch.? Anubis smirks The voice destroys Anubis? knitting supplies. ?Thanks for the compliment.? Anubis starts to tear up. ?You burned my blanket! Prepare to die.? ?Uh how about later? And you?re starting to bore me.? ?What do you mean?? Anubis is suddenly sucked up through a tube. ?And don?t hurry back now ya hear? Now you know Anubis? kind of?.? [b][i][center]End? kind of[/center][/i] Well, that was my first attempt at a Stargate SG-1 fanfic. I know it was painful, but please don?t kill me.[/b][/color]

[QUOTE=Retribution][size=1]It's logistically impossible to deport all of the illegal immigrants. So you have 12 million illegal immigrants, let's say about 6 million children whom where born here and therefore are legal American citizens. Will we deport the x-million parents and leave 6 million orphans for our federal government to deal with? Of course not -- we have not the funds or the means to care for 6 million children. Will we deport them all? Of course not -- it's a horrid violation of the civil liberties of the legal citizens (the children born here).[/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9944cc][font=lucida handwriting]I may be getting this wrong, but I think as soon as you either 1. have a kid over here or 2.) Marry a legal US citizen you can stay. Actually I know I'm right on the second one. The first one... kind of hazy.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Lady Knight][COLOR=RoyalBlue]I would rather have the knife. If there was someone in the tunnel that say wanted to harm me then the light would give me away but at least with the knife I'd have a weapon to protect me. Would you rather.... have a horse take off at a gallop as your riding bareback or have a horse rear while your riding bareback[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#99ccdd][font=lucida handwriting][b]I'd rather have a horse take off at a gallop while riding bareback because then all I'd have to do is grab some mane and lean back a bit until it went back into a canter. Plus galloping bareback is fun! Rearing bareback could result in a serious case of hurt for both you and the horse. Ooh I know! Would you rather: [center]Be a guy and when you're doused with cold water become a girl or be a girl and when you're doused with cold water become a cat[/center] Sorry random Ranma1/2 reference[/color][/font][/b]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Well both are simply asphyxiation, but honestly I have a pathological fear of drowning, as it nearly happened once before, so I'll go with suffocation for the simple reason I might be less fearful in my last moments. [B]Spend the rest of your life as a couch-potato ?[/B] Or [B]Miss every TV show you ever wanted to see but live a completely healthy life ?[/B][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]Hmm... I'd pick missing TV. I'd rather read, draw or be on the computer anyway. Plus TV rots your mind even the educational stuff. Hmm my turn Would you rather: [center]Be taken over by Gao'uld or be fed upon by Wraith[/center] You can look up SG-1 and Atlantis on wikipedia if you have no idea what I'm talking about. But I'm on an Stargate kick right now and wanted to do something fun![/color][/font]

[QUOTE=KatanaViolet] Personally, the US wouldn't be my first choice of places to go if I had a visa. Actually, it would probably be the last choice. Like in baseball, when your picking teams, and the kid who's the bully ends up getting picked last and doesn't understand why... I'd pick other places: Italy, Japan, Portugal, Prague, Greece, Spain, New Zealand... Dont' get me wrong, I've met some pretty nice American's each time I cross the border. But the blatant nationalism would be way too much for me. Besides, with my views, I probably wouldn't make that many friends. But hey, with the 90 cent Loonie, at least I'd be able to do some good shopping down there. A little off topic, but still in the realm of the discussion.[/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida handwriting]I have to say that I'm insulted by your bully metaphor. Yes our president is like the biggest idiot in the world and starting fights with everyone but that doesn't mean we're all like that. I'm not a blatant nationalist as you've put it. I have friends who are from way outside the country, one of my cousin's husbands came here on a student visa from India and he happened to like it here (Well either way he at least cared enough about my cousin to stay here) I think it's pretty narrow to base an entire country on the opinions of a few people. The majorityy of us embrace our heritage and the fact that this country is built on immigrants. But most of us descended from legal immigrants or people with work or student visas who came to this country and decided to pursue green cards. I have to say I'm really on the fence about the whole immigrant issue. I mean I'm an unskilled laborer who is having enough trouble trying to find work without the whole immigration issue. But on the other hand I think if they went through all that to get to America let them at least have a go at being here. Now on the subject of language. I think that schools in the United States don't teach a second language until way too late in the child's life. I think that learning at least a secon language is essential to getting along in the world. This applies to naturalized citizens as well as immigrants. I think that it's only right that if you move to the country you should learn the language and the customs. It's the polite thing to do.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Athena][size=1] I'm in total agreement with him and Doukeshi. I'm not racist, I'm not prejudice, but how can anyone expect to be given rights when they are [b]not[/b] a legal citizen? It's irritating to go to an [b]American[/b] restaurant and not [b]one[/b] worker can speak English. If you want American freedom, if you want that "American Dream", by all means have it. But don't take advantage, don't f**king abuse the system. There are ways to get American citizenship. It takes time, but that's how it works--and it'd be legal.[/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]I'm very much in angreement with the first paragraph because I usually have to end up working with the people who speak spanish right infront of me when I know perfectly well that they can speak english. Personally I think that's rude. I've also had to deal with trying to remember my scant knowledge of spanish to ask directions when I was in Texas because even tho this woman lived in the US she didn't speak a word of english. It's pretty damn annoying. Okay that said I think that people who want to be citizens have a right to try and be citizens. But quit sneaking over the damn boarders into the country and convieniantly forgetting to find out if there are ESL (English for Speakers of Other Laungages) classes in your area. I'm all for being bi-lingual and having the right to live in the country. I'm for giving assylum if someone's life is endangered of living in their homeland. But if there's a chance you can make your homeland better and aren't in danger, please make the effort to do so. I have a question myself. What do people think about student Visas or working visas?[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Hanabishi Recca]Would you rather: Laugh all day with friends or watch a movie with your closest friends?[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]I'd rather laugh all day with friends because I really need a laugh right now. Ooh I get to make one now! Would you rather: [center]Appear on an episode of Jerry Springer or Appear on an episode of Dr Phil?[/center] Just make sure you think long and hard about this before you reply[/color] [/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Ok ya'll better get comfortable because with me the way I am I have a lot of klutz attacks. Last year I was driving back to where I live in New York from Texas and i stopped at this truck stop on the TN/ KY boarder to stretch my legs and get something to eat. A certain other person and my daughter were with me and I wanted to try and find this one juice to drink and I didn't see any on the bottom shelves so I wanted to see if they had any on another shelf so I backed up and the other person didn't tell me that he had placed my daughter's carrier on the floor behind me so I backed over the carrier, triped and fell on my butt and the carrier- with my daughter in it- tipped upside down. Thankfully she was alright but I heard about my incident from the rest of Tennessee into Ohio. Then there was the time I backed out of my parent's driveway in my mom's new car (standard transmission) across the street and right over my neighbor's crab apple tree. It's been 9 years and they still haven't removed the tree. Hmm.... Oh once I was flirting with one of my guy friends in IM and I accidentally typed something to one of my other friends that was supposed to go to him. Luckily she didn't tell anyone else. Ok that's all I can think of. Hope you had fun[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=magneto][size=3]For me the preference of sub or dub depends on the quality of the dub vs the original. For example the dub of Magic Knight Rayearth (hey bear with me, I haven't watched a lot of anime lately) is very nice. They even correctly translated the songs for the opening and closing sequences. I can easily watch and compair with the original and have no complaints. This is an excellent example of a dub. InuYasha is my next example- the dubbing is ok on this, except that there are a few mistranslations. But the orginal songs were left as is and although I wish VIZ had added subtitles to the songs I like this dub as well. Maybe because VIZ used the same voice actor for Koga that Funimation (?) used for Duo Maxwell. And while I'm on that subject- Mobil Suit Gundam Wing is a good dub as well. However SailorMoon, Tokyo Mew Mew and Winx Club would be better off being watch subbed. Or in Winx Club's case the UK english version instead of 4KIDs. So to recap for me it depends on the dub's quality. I can read and watch at the same time.[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#cc33cc][font=lucida calligraphy] There weren't any random questions for me to answer. Name: Meg/ Chibi Horsewoman/ Mimimi/Mamama (my daughter can't say mommy yet) Age: 24 Despriction: 5'5 give or take. Not exactly slim and athletic. Medium length medium brown hair that is in serious need of a trim and green/hazel eyes. (For a better idea see the pretty picture- I'm not the one eatting paper) [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Make%20me%20over/Abby/Yumwoodfiber.jpg[/IMG] Favorite Color: Purple Location: Western NY Personality: A bit immature at times, but I'm working on that. I have a good sense of humor and I'm very straight forward sometimes to the point of being rude. Don't get me angry because I won't hesitate to tell you off. I'm really sarcastic at times I'm loyal to my friends and I have a tendancy to speak with a southern accent even though I'm a native New Yorker Hobbies: Horseback riding (well it was) Reading writing, drawing (when inspired) Playing w/ my daughter (she'd be the one in the pic eating paper) Slight History: I'm adopted, I'm divorced. I hate my ex with a passion, I used to live in Killeen Texas and will never do so again. Likes: Honest people, talking to people, anyone who can debate with me, arguing (which is coincidentally like debating), people who can take a joke. Winx Club (desperately seeking the original episodes) anime and reading Dislikes: Rude people, my ex, scary movies, clueless people and the main characters of cartoons Other: I'm really weird and random at times. I have ADD and one of my friends actually told his brother that I like to talk about my underwear! Oh and I'm addicted to CNN Mornings and Desperate Housewives. Three questions for someone else to answer: 1.) If you could be one animal for a day either real or mythological what would you be and why? 2.) Can you cook? 3.) Which live action TV show would you like to Cameo on?[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Killed by the Devil definitely, being killed by an Angel would be the end result of some form of Heavenly retribution, which I personally would not want to be on the receiving end of. [B]Would you rather suffer a heart attack after a night of passion ?[/B] Or [B]Would you rather suffer a broken pelvis after a night of snu-snu ?[/B] God bless Zapp Brannigan.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Hey look who's back back again! Well I'm watching Something's Gotta give so I have to say the pelvis. Even tho I have no idea what Snu-snu is. Is that Irish slang? Ok my turn again? [b]Would you rather [center]have everything you eat taste like soap or Have everything you eat taste like fish?[/center][/b] Yeah like that wasn't the suckiest of suck[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Ok if the typing is bad I blame it on the fact that I just finished painting my nails with cheap polish. And I don't want to chip it before I go to bed. Last year when I was driving through Cleveland OH I thought I had gotten lost on I271 and called my parents.. . I even pulled off the road to do that but then I realized I was reading the map wrong and was still on 271S just in a different part then when I had driven there with my mom. When I was a junior in high school I was running late to US history I lost one of my shoes and it skidded to a stop infront of class. I went after my drunk male roommate because he started yelling at me and instead of being scared I was angry and only realized at the last minute that even though we were the same height he was stronger than me This wasn't me, but my best friend was driving me back to college once and we stopped at a Burger King on rte 96 and when she was exiting she some how managed to exit on into on coming traffic then in order to avoid getting hit she drove over the median. My brother and I were in a heated discussion about something at dinner and he stabbed himself in the back of his head with a fork. I really don't know how that happened.[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=KatanaViolet]Word. But then again, in most religions homosexuality is considered a sin, so therefore you should be able to have pre-marital sex, because they cancel each other out! :laugh: No? Not funny? Perhaps I'm the only one who laughs at my jokes :animeswea .[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Hey I laughed- but I'm easily amused too.. I have no problem with pre-marital sex. I've done it a few times myself. Hey I like sex and if you want to call me a slut I'll laugh at you. :p That said I think if you're going to have pre-marital sex you should be smart enough to get yourself tested on a regular basis and make sure your partner(s) does the same. It's all about respect. If you don't have any respect for your health don't bother getting laid. Simple as that. Sex is a very scary thing- really nice too- but scary. I mean think about it, you're about to let someone other than your cat or your gynocologist see you completely naked and hope and pray to whichever God(s) that he/she doesn't find you repulsive and go running out the door. Then there's hoping that the sex isn't bad (if you've done it before) or that it's painless. Or that you can keep it up long enough for both of you to enjoy it. You have to think about condoms (both sexes) and hope that other methods of birth control have been taken at the right times. And you worry that you have bad breath on top of it! It almost takes all the fun out of it! But seriously try really hard not to think of the above paragraph and you'll be just fine. CHW- What the schools need to combat teen pregnancy[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff]I'm sorry to say this, but I think that the team mates who did this will get off really easy in this case. I immagine when it goes to trial even with the evidence the jury will also (sadly) take this woman's profession into consideration. Even if they didn't rapists get off too easy in most cases. This whole event disturbed me greatly. I have luckily never had to experiance what that woman went through and God willing I never will. ButI immagine that she'll never forget it.[/color]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I am very much against cheating in relationships. There is no exuse what so ever for doing that to the other person and you have to be quite low to both do it and then try to legitamize your cheating. I have reasons for feeling this way. My marriage ended because my ex husband decided to mess around on me then say that it was my fault. He has no remorse for what he did and now our daughter is caught in the middle of it. Being cheated on makes it nearly impossible to trust new people and some of the ones that you've known for most of your life as well because you're always wondering if this person you're with now is going to turn on you. It really messes with your head. As for academic cheating. I'm quite sure that almost everyone does it once in a while. [/color][/font]

[color=#2233ff][font=lucida Calligraphy]Physically it's easy, taller than me and nice eyes. Mentally though, this is where my pickyness comes in to play. I look for a guy who likes kids seeing that I have one. Then after that I want him to be in possesion of a working brain. Because as pretty much everyone on this board has seen and my friends have witnessed I like to talk about any and everything. I don't want someone who is going to reply to questions in some annoying monotone. Don't say Yeah yeah yeah ok nice if I'm asking about a current event it's annoying! Can carry on a good debate with me- I have yet to see this except in one guy where I can't stand his personality- but he carried on a good arguement about abortion and had reasons to back it up. So in some ways I don't care that his beliefs aren't exactly like mine because I enjoy a good argument. Can separate being an adult from being a child. Yes I know I'm very immature at times. I like Saturday morning cartoons. I have dolls from one cartoon I write fanfiction. But I also know when I have to act grown up. I already have one child I really don't want another one at this time. Accepts me for who I am. This is very important. I'm very in your face, I'm blunt and to the point and most people appreciate that about me. I'd hope the guy I was with appreciated that as well.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] I have a new theme song. [center][b][u]Stupid Girls by Pinkcenter[/center][/b][/u] Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dreams of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I cannot take any more I'm so glad that I'll never fit in That will never be me Outcasts and girls with ambition That's what I wanna see Disasters all around World despaired Their only concern Will they **** up my hair Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl [Interlude] Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories That was so not sexy, no Good one, can I borrow that? [Vomits] I WILL BE SKINNY (Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing) (I like this, like this, like this) Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Trust me it fits.[/color][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh, what is love? I think there are a lot of different definitions for that four letter word. For example. I love my daughter. I mean [b]REALLY[/b] love my daughter. I would do anything for her. Even give her a vital organ. But I also love my friends to varying degrees of course. I think my love for my friends can be classified in different levels. For example with most of my friends my lovbe for them means I can tell them pretty much anything from what's up with my divorce to really personal issues and stuff like that. I really have nothing to add except- Asuka good luck in your marriage. I know how fun they CAN'T be.[/color][/font]

[color=#9911ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Do you want recently or just whatever pops into my head? Oh I know! Got married to a guy I'd only known for about two years and had hardly had any physical contact with! Then believed him when he said he wasn't cheating on me. Yes right there I am an idiot. Okay less agnsty more funny? Lent my brother five hundred dollars to buy a car. He'd better pay me back because I have a friend who was on speaker phone who heard the whole thing.... [spoiler]Got into a fist fight with my ex husband while holding my daughter in a football carry Actually it wasn't much of a fight. I just got one punch in after I found out he was cheating on me and forgot I was holding my daughter. [/spoiler] He kind of started running from me before I could hit him again. Walked around drunk and topless on off post military housing. Hey it was a dare! I swear there are a ton more. Because I am an idiot[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1][B]Would you rather meet Sean Connery ?[/B] Or [B]Would you rather meet Pierce Brosnan ?[/B] A James Bond special for the next person.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida handwriting]I'd want to meet Sean Connery. Because he has a squishier accent than Pierce Brosnan. Plus I could ask him how he likes being spoofed. Ok my turn and this one won't be too easy. Infact it may spark a debate Would you rather [b][center]Have an abortion to save your self or Save your child, but die during labor?[/center][/b] Sorry, but this is just on my mind right now[/color][/font]