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[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Okay the time has come again for me to pick who will make everyone think next. first place [QUOTE=Dagger]"And thus were spawned another thousand housewife cosplay yaoi fics. Elsewhere, Quatre weeps." ~Dagger~[/QUOTE] The thing is I can just picture that happening. Wufei would make such a great woman! Tie for first [QUOTE=Gaara kun][COLOR=DarkRed]Wufei: *looks at cow* We haven't had meat in a while... Trowa: *chops madly at veggies* I KNOW I'm spazing out because of it!![/COLOR][/quote] second [QUOTE=kenshinsbabe][SIZE=2][FONT=Georgia]Wu Fei: Trowa, are you POSITIVE that this is some sort of mission? Trowa: Of course! We're under cover, can't you tell? Wu Fei: I don't think we need cover. Cooking in the middle of a pasture pretty much kills any suspicion whatsoever. Besides, what about that cow? Trowa: Duh, it's Heero in disguise. Heero: (from inside cow suit) I swear, I'm going to kill whoever thought of this mission.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE] Third [QUOTE=celestialcharm][COLOR=DarkOrchid][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25110[/IMG] Look at that cow. Look straight up, see that dot? Ok. On a lovely Sunday afternoon, little did Trowa and Wufei, who was tempted to smack Trowa upside the head for taking so long to peel stupid potatoes, knew that a giant firebomb of doom was heading right for them! [/COLOR][/QUOTE] Honorable Mention: [quote name='Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"While they were doing this, Wu Fei was thinking using Gundams in the next generation of Iron Chef"[/FONT][/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote] I saved this picture as Wufei and Trowa go under cover as Iron chefs, so you at least needed a mention Well let's keep the ball rolling folks.[/color][/font]

[IMG]http://www.willthomas.net/images/Is_Bush_Nuts.jpg[/IMG] [color=darkviolet][font= lucida calligraphy]Hey I have this picture! There is another guy on the other side of Bush [b]Bush[/b]- Hey I can't find the WMDs! [b]General[/b]- Don't worry sir, even if you had the lense cap off you couldn't find them. We're at the damn paint ball feild![/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Woot! I won again! Go me! This is a shot from Gundam Wing. Trowa and Wufei have fun. [IMG]http://otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25110[/IMG] [/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] I have more. [b]Ziggy Stardust's banner[/b] I watched the stick figures about five times before nominating you! That was funny [b]Shinji's banner[/b] And not only because he nominated my font. Or because I want to save that dog. I don't even know the dog! I swear it. But the banner is a very interesting threat. [b]Myself[/b]- This is a lame attempt at humor, I don't know if I can do this. But think of it. If I wasn't here,you'd have to find someone else to be bothered by. Someone even worse than me! Can you immagine? [b]Drix/ Jordan[/b]- I don't know if I nominated him already. But this guy is the reason for the new Homosexuality thread I posted. It's always interesting to hear what he has to say I sit back and watch him and Alex (Brasil) make everyone elses posts look like spam. Even mine! For that he is definately nifty. He also respects other people's opinions. That makes him EXTRA nifty. [/color][/font]

[IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25088[/IMG] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]*cracks knuckles* Ok let's do this [b]Guy[/b] That's it young lady! No more joy riding! [b]Washuu[/b] Ooh you called me young! If you've seen the series you know what I mean[/font][/color]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm surprised that there isn't an Olympic thread made yet. I know that the games aren't until next month but I figured why not start early. I can't wait to watch hockey. Maybe the US Womens will show everyone else a thing or two about how the game is played. That's all I have to comment on. So what is everyone else eager to see? Hopefully this will stay up fopr a while and we can post scores too. Whoot![/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida Calligraphy]Well here it comes. The winners. Just don't kill me! [b]First[/b] [QUOTE=Lord Dante]Sound effect in background: SKLORTCH! Usagi: RUN! we should've just paid the bridge toll![/QUOTE] [b]Second[/b] [QUOTE=kenshinsbabe][SIZE=2][FONT=Georgia]"And thus, Darien released the power of the burrito gas." Many props to my sister, who helped me with this one. ^-^[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE] Props to your sister [b]Third[/b] [QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]"What the girls didnt know is that the light was really a monster, and we all know what happens to Japanease school girls in skirts..." I blame....My psyche [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Ok have at and no fighting.[/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Whew thinking process here. I wasn't on much this past year. [b]Brasil[/b]- I know we haven't gotten along very well in the past. But things are slowly getting better. I'm glad that we can have civil conversations about topics now. That makes him really nifty. [b]Everyone who replied to my divorce thread[/b]- Thanks a lot you're all nifty [b]Morpheus[/b]Anti desperate housewife guy. With random thoughts. [b]Dagger[/b] The name says it all. And if you ever want to try that RPG again let me know. [b]Desperate Housewive's fanclub[/b] Shameless plug. But I think it's a nice idea. I can't think of any more right now since like I said I haven't been here too much this past year.[/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=calligraphy]I WON!!!! I WON!!! Oh cool! I haven't had a picture here since I started this thread! Yes!! [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25076[/IMG] Yes I have a crap load of SailorMoon Pics. Well, have fun [/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]It's an inside joke that started last night. I was on the phone with my friend who's a major in Mechanical Engineering and a math nerd. So we got into a conversation about astrology and math and I told him that Pi equals 3.14 blah blah blah. So he corrected me and said pi equals 3.1415926535.... So for the rest of that conversation we kept messing with numbers and that's part of what I remember. I ♥ Nerds CHW[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Drix D'Zanth] Huh? Your reasoning aside, I think you should clarify. So you think the embryo, between conception and the beginning of the second trimester, is dead? Because, it is a living independent organism. This as much a scientific ?fact? as any (it is a medical truth).[/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Fair enough Jordan. Actually I was waiting for you to reply to what I posted. I read in one of my pregnancy books that near the end of the second trimester the fetus could survive on its own outside of the womb. Ok granted that this on its own would be on an incubator until it's life was stablized, but life could be sustained. Until around the fifth month the embryo is still forming. After the fifth month it's just growing.... Does that make sense?[/color] [/font] [QUOTE=Drix D'Zanth]Your ideas here aren?t cruel, Meg. I do have an issue with your logic. But I look forward to hear what you think of my criticism. 1.So? Here?s what makes that idea moot. It?s a lot safer as an embryo than it is as a born human. I got some bad news about that. It turns out, according to the most recent data, we all die- life is hazardous. Using your logic, why bother living? 2. This might be better worded as ?We have legally decided that when a human becomes a human is following the first trimester.? 3. So what? We can look at a paramecium underneath a microscope and observe each unique organism without any qualm or question. Why does that become such a problem with humans? We [i]all[/i] started out a unicellular embryo or blob-like blastocyst. Look at us now? Our bodies never stop changing. The genetic code that is responsible for this is the [i]exact same[/i] from embryo, to zygote, to brain cell, skin cell, nerve cell. [/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Well I did think that maybe someone may think they were cruel. I'm glad you don't. I just hope this reply is well thought out (I'm in the middle of making dinner so it's rushed) 1.) Well, yes I have found out that everyone dies at one point or another. For example my parents' friends just lost their 28 year old son last week, but that's neither here nor there. My point is that in terms of gestation the 1st and at times 3rd trimester are the most hazardous. Once we're born it's fate whether we live long or die young. 2.) Yes, I guess you're right about that one. This country has decided that in legal terms you aren't a living thing until after the 3rd month of incubation. 3.) Man I really have to think for this last one. I'm just saying that at the first trimester you can't make distinctions (at least not that I know of since I'm not in the medical profession.) Between sex or what may be happening with the embryo. Around the second trimester distinctions can be made. And by the third the fetus looks as he or she will when born.... And obviously we keep changing as we get older. Infact we even change after we die. Okay eagerly awaiting your reply Jordan Happy new beer! CHW[/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Yikes... I have to think! I believe that life doesn't begin inside the womb until after the first trimester. My reasons for this are the following: 1.) The first trimester is the most hazardous for the embryo. Most misscarriages happen within the first trimester 2.) Legal abortions can only be performed during the first trimester. 3.) Your first ultrasound isn't done until around the fifth month of pregnancy. And trust me, it's hard enough figuring out what you're looking at in the fifth month. Yes, I know that I sound cruel and maybe uneducated. But that's how I feel. And just for the record I am pro choice though I myself would never get an abortion Oh and did you know that if you're pregnant with a girl you're not only carrying your daughter but future grandchildren?[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=CoLoR_Me_EviL][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Ookay kids! Here we go =D [IMG]http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6720/peace20maker20kurogane010291it.jpg[/IMG] I look forward to your captions ^^ (I apologize for the size but my photoshop is being really weird and slow lately and I can't trust it to even resize >>) Edit: Oh no.. is it allowed to be anime? Because I know there's an actual anime picture caption contest too...[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Well, I don't see why not this time since there are already replies. [b]Girl[/b] Oh you're right! You do need a pedicure![/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida Calligraphy]Hmm the best gift I've ever gotten? good question... let me think oh yeah my daughter. I'd like to see anyone top that.[/color][/font]

[IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/celestialcharm/8.jpg[/IMG] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Yeah! I'm number two! Unfortunately after this stunt neither Sakura or Ino was allowed to pursue their dreams as Radio City Rockettes If I was a monkey, I'd be the baddest monkey in the whole jungle! Chibi Horsewoman[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=CoLoR_Me_EviL][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Yay I'm first ^__^ (consider this a spot holder post)[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Can you do that? Heh I guess so. I mean I don't know where the rule book is for this thread. Sleep deprivation rules![/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]This was a really hard decision to make. I laugh at nearly everything. I was trying to stall a bit, but I saw that the anime picture caption game had winners chosen. So without further ado: first place [spoiler][QUOTE=Onazuma]Owner: What the Hell!? What happened to my cat!? Apparently he was shot in the back of the head with a pistol while it was eatting it's kibbles and bits... That was the smurfs new plan, death to all cats[/QUOTE][/spoiler] I loved the Smurf reference. Second- actually tie for first so let's see who posts first: [spoiler][quote name='CoLoR_Me_EviL][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]"And so... After many months... Kitty finally succumbed to his crippling catnip addiction at the tender age of 3."[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote][/spoiler] I nearly pied laughing (weird joke) Real Second place: [spoiler][quote name='Amelia][FONT=Arial']"The results of underage youth exploring the Red Light District in the restricted hours...tsk tsk tsk!"[/FONT][/quote][/spoiler] Third: [spoiler][QUOTE=The Newfie][COLOR=SeaGreen]"I AM CAT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, EATER OF KITTY NIBBLETS, FEAR ME! Meow..." 'Da Newf Oowatanite[/COLOR][/QUOTE][/spoiler] Honorable Mention because they were good: [spoiler][quote name='Nate']"Hey! Where's the cream Filling!"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler][quote name='Raquel']"Arggh!! Arsenic!!"[/quote][/spoiler] Well, you guys know the drill HAve at[/color][/font]

[quote name='Tatsubei Yagyu][COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Is anyone posting a pic? If not I'll do one tomorrow. ;) [/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Well I won 3rd so I'll do one right now: [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25052&stc=1[/IMG] [/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [IMG]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4916/kaorukelli2gg.jpg[/IMG] -cough- Thats two times I have come to the rescue.. I should get atleast a cookie. now for the quote ."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]*hands Ikillion some PF Chang's food* Kenshin: 'Thinking' I am so jealous, her's is bigger than mine! Heh, shameless innuendo.[/color][/font]

[quote name='WarAngel']In My Opinon Its Ok To Be Gay Just Not To Be Married And Gay Because In All Religons Mairrage Is Based On A Man And A Woman Vowing Eternal Love[/quote] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Tsk tsk war angel not all religions. Most branches of Wicca and a lot of practitioners of other religions define marriage as a union between two people who love eachother I believe that the defination of marriage is a union between two people who love eachother because we can't control who we love. If we did there wouldn't be a thread about homosexuality. I'll decide my own fate, Chibi Horsewoman[/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]I appologize ahead of time for my post quality since I'm really not well right now*pops Tums* I am really all for same sex marriages. If they love eachother then let's have a wedding. I don't think the government should be getting involved in personal matters like this. They don't get into the bedrooms of straight couples, so why are gay and lesbians any different? *sigh * That was one of my worst posts here ever! I'm gonna go hang myself with my computer cord![/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Morpheus] I find it funny that if people see two gay guys, it's evil, but two lesbians...[/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Ryan I hate to burst your bubble, but not all lesbians are hot. They just get the really good looking ones or the ones who are willing to screw anything for taping. And I think the whole girl on girl thing is popular because guys can watch and picture themselves there. Because they don't have to think of themselves as competing for the girl's attention. (Gotta love Freudean thinking I guess) And to everyone who appologized- accepted. Thank you.[/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Do you have to just use anime characters? Or can Manwa and manga characters work too? I'd want Kiley from Peach Girl on my island. Okay so he'd get annoying after a bit and I'd most likely vote him off sometimes. But he's funny and cute most of the time, so he can stay and we can pass the time. Mizuno Ami from SailorMoon. She's a friggin' genius. If anyone could get us off an island it'd be her. Ryoga from Ranma 1/2 would be good too. And if he really pissed me off I'd throw cold water on him and have him for dinner. (For those who don't know Ryoga turns into a pig when dowsed with cold water....) Not from an anime because it doesn't come from Japan, but the whole magical girl thing is there. Riven from Winx Club. Just because he's very interesting. [/color][/font]

[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] The title is a given. If you have a great sense of humor and like kids (This is very improtant since I'm a single mom and my baby comes first) I'll give you a wardrobe make over no problem. Everything else that I want Nice eyes. I don't have a color preference though all my long term relationships have had dark eyes. Funny. And preferably as weird or weirder than me. If you can carry on a conversation about pyrotechnic squirells, joke about something or just goof off and be yourself I am so there. Height. I'm not that tall (5'4) but I like guys who are taller than me I have honestly never dated or slept with a guy who was my height or shorter. But that probably doesn't mean I won't. Intelligence. I like people in general who can contribute more than monosyllabic words to a conversation. If you can carry on a good debate about different subjects and keep me on my toes ooh baby! :love: I'm not going to say anything about weight (though if your weight prohibits you from rides at Six Flags we are now running partners) because I'm not skinny or looks because I'm not America's next top model. Those are just extras. If I'm just going to look at a person, looks are important. But unless you have enough money looks fade, mindnumbingly dull and stupid are forever. ♪Five is a four letter word Chibi Horsewoman♪[/color][/font]

[QUOTE=Grace][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=SlateGray]orbindo, you are totally getting off subject here. On top of that you disobeyed the rules and double posted, I really do suggest you delete one of those two posts, or spams. And to set the record straight Buddah's name was Siddartha Guatama. And you can't just shut down a thread in call it a day and decide to resume the whole thing on a later date. You three have just taken the thread that CHW has created and twisted it into something of your own. It really makes me upset since the idea was a good one, and the beginning of the debate was really fun. It is a bummer you guys had to spoil it. I think that this thread has served its purpose. [/COLOR] [/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Agreed. If people are just going to hi jack threads for their own purposes we can just shut this one down. Shame too because most of us were obeying the rules. However if the rest of us can stay on topic and respect eachother maybe we can steer this back in the direction it was going...? [b]EDIT[/b] [quote name=' Drix D'Zanth']Oh, I have to admit, I do love these discussions. It is interesting to see the plethora of new post?ees in this particular thread- one that has been long overdue my dear CHW.[/quote] Yeah I forgot. The inspiration for this thread was a brief IM with Drix (AKA Jordan and if you let me call you Jordan you can call me Meg since it's the same ammount of letters as CHW) So blame him! [/color][/font]