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Your MATURE opinions on homosexuality
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[quote name='Dale_Valley']plez read one of my last posts, i corrected myself.[/quote] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh, yeah I see that. Buit the funny thing is since I did live in Texas and saw some funky stuff happen (a lady who ran an antique shop in a town outside of Austin got run out because she was Wiccan and the sheriff actually is quoted as sayin that she got what she deserved) So why not banning homosexuality? I believe nearly anything that happens in TX[/color][/font] -
Your MATURE opinions on homosexuality
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[QUOTE=Dale_Valley] and i would also like to point out that in some states, homosexuality has been outlawed. for instance my Texas. im not sure which others have.[/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] I would like to know how exactly Texas has managed to outlaw homosexuality. It's not that I doubt they'd [b] try[/b] to outlaw it. It's just that I wonder [b]how[/b] What do they do? Go into people's bedrooms and see who's screwing who? Seriously. It's like the military having their rule (I'm serious) about only having sex in the missionary position... how do you enforce something like that? Do you make all the homosexuals relocate? Who pays for that? Sorry, I know I said that this thread was for mature discussions about people's opinions on homosexuality, but this was too good to pass up. Seriously Texas WTF? Oh and about the military's don't ask don't tell policy- I'd like to quote Fallen Angels: A man beside me in Nam is a man beside me in Nam, what he does in his bed is his own business. Keep the politics out of people's bedrooms please![/color][/font] -
Your MATURE opinions on homosexuality
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[QUOTE=Wasabi][size=1][font=georgia]First of all, homosexuality isn't an issue to me. Disliking someone because of their sexual preference is basicallly like racism to me. It's not accepting who the person is and what they are, and that's like hating someone because of skin color, or something along those lines. I also believe homosexuality is something you are born with. Of course, you can look more into your preference and figure out if you are gay, bi, or straight, but you can't just watch a TV show or something and then decide you are gay because it seems 'cool' or you want to be 'different', things like that. It's dumb, accept who you are. (A couple of my friends have done that, and it annoys the crap out of me.) As for adoption, let them. Gays are people, and they deserve the same rights. They're saving children, why not let them? They won't corrupt them, they'll let them live their lives and be the best parents they can be. Besides, you can be straight or gay and you can be a good or horrible parent, it really depends if the person likes children, likes to raise children, things such as that. Basically, I think gays should get the same rights, no better no worse.[/size][/font][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] *goes and builds a shrine to Wasabi.* It's right up there with Retri's. ♥Rich as a miser, poor as a mite we're all the same when we turn off the light- Shel Silverstein♥[/color][/font] -
Your MATURE opinions on homosexuality
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[quote name='Retribution'] One day, our children won?t be able to fathom times when gays were unable to marry freely.[/size][/quote] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Let's hope so. I know I wouldn't care if my daughter decided to come home and tell me she was a lesbian. I'd be like. OK Abby (that's her name) What do you want for dinner and did you finish your homework in school? And for the record, Sodom and Gamorrah weren't destroyed for their homosexual inhabitants but for their incivility to travelers. Read it correctly. :animesigh Don't hate the religion Hate the practitioners CHW [/color][/font] -
[font=lucida calligraphy][color=darkviolet]Well it's the end of the year folks, time for Chibi Horsewoman to make a debate thread. A tongue in cheek debate thread which requires maturity and lots of thought. Of course if we aren't ready for it yet, go ahead and close it. Also if the posting gets out of hand and really nasty close it. I'm asking people's opinions on homosexuality. Is it learned or inherited? Is it moral? Does it prevent you from being a good parent? Should gay couples be allowed to adopt? Should same sex marriages be legalized? Please share your MATURE well thought out opinions. I believe that homosexuality is inherited not learned. You can't just go gay. You either are or aren't. There is nothing that you could watch on TV that would turn you gay (IE watching Will and Grace will not turn you into Jack) I also don't believe that being gay prevents you from being a good parent. I worked with a single mom over the summer and she was a lesbian and she was raising her son just fine. I also don't see why gay couples shouldn't be allowed to adopt in some states. If they are financially able to provide a good home for a child and have gone through a back ground check (as they should with all prospective adoptive parents and they do that with foster parents who are looking to adopt their foster children) then why shouldn't they be able to adopt? As for same sex marriages, if they love eachother and are willing to stick it out I say legalize them It's the best argument I can come up with now. I'll play devil's advocate with this specific topic later. Well, there you have it. My controversial topic right before the new year. ♪Live long, live free, so mote it be Chibi Horsewoman♪[/color][/font]
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Anime Anime Picture Caption Game
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in Otaku Central
[IMG]http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6209/dhtsukasa0073zm.jpg[/IMG] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Tsukasa: Onward cow! Cow thingy: I'm not a cow I'm a horse! Yeah Lame![/color][/font] -
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Oh you can put down how old you were when you joined too? I was the tender age of twenty-two. But to be fair I'm a late bloomer. I didn't discover anime until I was sixteen and didn't watch my first subtitled anime until I was twenty :animeblus Heck I didn't even have an email account until I went to college :animeswea So in my opinion I have a lot of catching up to do. Luckily I have a kid so it won't look too odd when I buy anime.[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]My new custom title means exactly that I blame your parents. Because so many parents today are blaming teachers and the media for the way their kids are acting and not taking responsibility for their actions. Therefore I am blaming everyone's parents for their actions. ♥Goddess helps those Who help eachother♥[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Hmm, guilty pleasures? I have numerous ones. :evil: 1.) Winx Club: A poorly dubbed Italian cartoon owned by 4Kids TV with only 56 episodes (That I know of and I've been going to that damn Italian site!) which have been played on FoxBox forever. Oh yeah and 4Kids has already recycled the translated 2nd season episodes that they have! The characters all need to eat more carbs and get off the Atkins diet. Plus the villains suck. Oh well, all the better to write parody fanfiction with. 2.) Mint KitKats or KitKats in general: I have a way that I have to eat the KitKat. The edges first then the layers. Actually that's how I eat those sundae crunch bars. Mmm, looks like I have to hoof it to the grocery store now. 3.) Coloring books and crayons: I'm 24 years old and I love to color! I have a Winx Club Coloring book and a Barbie coloring book. And a lot of crayons. Yippee! :catgirl: 4.) Singing in the shower: And off key I may add 5.) Emo/ punk: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, Fall Out Boy and Click Five... I listen to them :animeswea 6.) Drawing Voodoo dolls of my Ex: It's only bad if I do the real thing because I have his hair, right? Of course right. I am still abiding the rule of three! Nya! 7.) An on going RPG that I do with a guy from Fanfiction on Yahoo IM. 2 people rotating 13 characters and not getting confused. Yeah baby! 8.) Chocolate: No wait scratch that. It's not a guilty pleasure! I have more! I know I do! ♥Goddess helps those Who help eachother Chibi Horsewoman♥ *looks up* Oh yeah, adding signatures![/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] I'm twenty four years old and I have come here to annoy everyone! I may have succeeded too. My main goal is to incite a riot I guess. And I've been here for just over two years. There's nothing else to say. I enjoy nature, horseback riding. Anime and debating. Wait, was that just posting or a singles ad? Heh who knows[/color][/font]
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Whee! Picture Caption Game!!!
ChibiHorsewoman replied to Tatsubei Yagyu's topic in General Discussion
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Just reply to both of them! [URL=http://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ses2fy.jpg][IMG]http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5159/ses2fy.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] *sings* Can you tell me how to get... how to get away from Seaseme street? [IMG]http://www.amazinghumor.com/pics/0067.jpg[/IMG] There are just some times when you [i] shouldn't[/i] grab a Heiny Well, maybe now I'll win.[/color][/font] -
The NEW What OB members would you like to meet IRL?
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[color=darlviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]I want to meet Mameha (Formerly Pumpkin) so we can discuss the merits of characters from novels and such. I know we have eachother's IM handles for Yahoo. We just never seem to be on at the same time. One person I would never want to meet is Chibi Horsewoman! My El what a freak! And the name, Chibi Horsewoman. WTF is a Chibi Horsewoman? That girl has some issues. Anyone who combines Chibi and Horsewoman is some kind of sociopathic sadist. Yes everyone should just avoid Chibi Horsewoman. ♥Blessed Be Happy Festival of Lights Chibi Horsewoman♥[/color][/font] -
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Santa gave me a cold! :mad: Just kidding! Let's see My dad's family had a get together two weeks before Christmas because there are so many of us (my dad is one of seven children, all of them have kids some of their kids are married with kids and some of the kids just have kids. I am not the only one of my cousins who is unmarried with a kid ) At that gathering I got two grab bad gifts. A candle holder shaped like a shooting star and a bath set. Christmas day from my parents: One pair of corderoy pants One sweater One shirt five pairs of underwear (Really cool ones. I have an underwear obsession) two pairs of knee high argyle socks (I also have a sock obsession) A bra (I needed a new white one) The Click Five CD: Greetings from Imirie House Pajamas Face wash (yeah boring) Lotto Tickets (I won two Take Fives and a dollar!) Mint Kit Kats Yeah, that was boring. But money's been tight recently because my parents have had to help me with things since I'm out of a job again. :o Christmas Day from my mom's side of the family: Seven pairs of socks (Three argyle, two toe socks, one pair of slipper socks, and a pair of fuzzy socks $125 Bath set I forgot what else. My daughter got a lot of toys from me, her father my parents and my mom's family and some clothes.[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida Calligraphy]I just finished reading Memiors of a Geisha yesturday. I loved the majority of it [spoiler]Pumpkin's betrayal near the end was a nice twist[/spoiler] But the end was a big let down, I wish I knew if Sayuri ever found her sister again. Ah well, fanfic for me I guess. The weirdest part for me was how Sayuri's given name was Chiyo. I kept thinking of the character Chiyo from Azumanga Diaoh :animeswea and had to flip to the cover to remember this Chiyo didn't have strange pigtails. HEy Pumpkin- now Mameha was [spoiler]Pumpkin's little BF and the part where she's mad at Sayuri for taking her place as adopted daughter why you changed your Screen name? Or did you really like Mameha a lot better[/spoiler] Okay that's it from me, I hope I can see that movie soon[/color][/font]
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The NEW What OB members would you like to meet IRL?
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in General Discussion
[QUOTE=Shinji][size=1][color=crimson] [b]Chibi HorseWoman[/b] I want to set the record straight about how much Desperate housewives suck! then, we can stay up nights debating the Iraq war and it's merits,a nd in the morning, burn an effigy of Michael Moore and have a jolly old laugh at the left's expense. Yeah, right! [/size][/color][/QUOTE] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida Calligraphy] actually I'd enjoy burning an effigyt of Michael Moore, when do you want to get together? Of course, I'd want to burn a few copies of How to Speak to a Liberal (if you must) as well, because I really don't like that woman reguardless of her politics. Yes, I now want to meet Shinji so we can have spirited debates about Right over left- the Iraq war, how nicely extremist Right Wing books burn and the like. Sinastra- hey I didn't know you lived just west of me (1hr and 17 mins to be exact) Yeah now I want to meet you too. Sakurasuka- If I didn't already mention her. She made a really spiffy banner for me (See bellow) So I'd love to get to meet an artistic mind like her. Yeah, I think that's about it.[/color][/font] -
Anime Anime Picture Caption Game
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in Otaku Central
[img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25033&stc=1[/img] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]*cracks her knuckles* [b]Nao[/b] Take my place as the Sugar Plum Fairy will you? [b]Shiho[/b] I [i]knew[/i] it was a bad idea to have you as my understudy! Given the day I really couldn't help it. ♥Blessed be And Merry Politically Correct day of gift exchanging, Chibi Horsewoman♥[/color][/font] -
Jokes - You got any you want to share?
ChibiHorsewoman replied to Shadow Blade's topic in General Discussion
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] I'm too lazy to go through four pages of jokes right now. So I'll type up some that I've heard and hope you laugh. Okay two men walk into a bar The third one ducks! Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One, he holds on to the lightbulb and waits for the world to revolve around him Q. How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One, Men will screw anything (I hope that wasn't offensive) Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. I don't know. I've never seen it happen. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can understand them too [b]Subject: Three blondes[/b] Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell. The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder . St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted. [b]Redneck education[/b] > >>>Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they >>>should go to college so they could get ahead. >>> >>>Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to take Math, >>>History, and Logic. >>> >>>"What's Logic?" Bubba asked. >>> >>>"Well, let me give you an example," said the professor. "Do you own >>>a >>>weed-eater?" >>> >>>"Sure do," the redneck responded. >>> >>>"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the >>>professor >>>went on. >>> >>>"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe. >>> >>>"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a >>>house. >>>Is that right?" >>> >>>"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted. >>> >>>"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by >>>yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?" >>> >>>"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching on now. >>> >>>"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are >>>heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?" >>> >>>"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I >>>ever >>>heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!" >>> >>>Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the >>>hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? >>>Cooter asks. >>> >>>"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba. >>> >>>"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter. >>> >>>"Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you own a weed-eater?" >>> >>>"No." says Cooter. >>> >>>"You're Queer, aintcha?" [b]Helping little brother[/b] Two boys go into a conveniance store and pick up a box of tampons. When they get to the register the cashier says: Oh you're so nice getting these for your mom The older of the two boys said no, they're not for my mom. cashier: then your sister? The older of the two says: No they're not for my sister either. The cashier is now perplexed: Well, if they're not for your mom and they're not for your sister who are they for? The older boy says: They're for my little brother CashierYour little brother? Why? Older boy: Well, the commercial says that if you use them you can swim and ride a bike and my little brother can't do either! [b]Do it yourself Tampons[/b] A man goes to a grocery store and asks one of the clerks where the tampons are. The clerk points the man down an aisle and goes back to his work. A few minutes later the guy is going through the clerk's line with a ball of string and a bag of cotton balls. The clerk says sir, I thought you were looking for tampons. The man replies. Well I was, but last week when I asked my wife to get me some cigarettes and she came back with tobacco and rolling papers. So I figured if I had to make my own, so did she. [b]Here's some wiccan humor... heehee. [/b] **** Happens... Dianaic: **** happens when men are around. Norse: If **** happens, beat the crap out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner ****. Solitary: If **** happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this ****. Gardenarian: **** happens in degrees. Alexandrian: **** happens because Gardner told us so. Dabbler: We have ways of making **** happen. Eclectic: We make our own ****. Newbie: I don't understand this ****. -OR- I like this ****. Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my ****. Wiccan: You must balance your ****. Witch: I can use this ****. Druid: This is old ****. Greek: Let's drink to this ****. Reconstructionist: This **** happened before. Celtic: This **** keeps happening to us. Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our ****. Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this ****. Priest/Priestess: This **** happens every year. Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this ****. Fam-Trad: I inherited this ****. Visionary: Let's smoke this ****. Former Catholics: If **** happens, I'm not to blame; I'm not to blame... Techno-Pagan: This **** always happens when I'm online. --------------------------------------- Top Ten ways to annoy a pagan: 10. Sayyyyyyy, is that a Jewish star? 9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it's a ... a ... Pentecost, right? 8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? Cool, I, like, listen to Black Sabbath, like, all the time, dude. 7. Oh, you're a Witch! I'm like, totally into, like, Goddess Consciousness. I sleep with a crystal every night, and have an Atlantean spirit guide. Will you teach me all the secrets of your religion? 6. I hear you Pagans do all your stuff in the nude. Wanna show me? 5. You will all burn in Hell. The Goddess is really Satan in drag. You don't believe in Satan? Boy, does he have you fooled! 4. Fascinating. I'm a sociologist; may I study you as a phenomena? 3. Do you really believe in all that nonsense? 2. You worship the Goddess? Poor thing; you obviously haven't heard about Jesus. Here, let me tell you... And (drum roll, please): 1. You're a witch, huh? Well, I'm initiated at a higher level than you. I was initiated at the age of seven by my grandmother, who was the last of the Atlantean Trad Elfish Ninja Masters. I don't suppose YOU have any lineage. ---------------------------------------------------- Pagan in Hell: A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" "Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?" Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill." Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud. The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT ???" Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way." --------------------------------------- A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to Pagan parents: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from then to do any drawing. And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosy! By the way, what does the term "sky clad" mean? Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took her to the Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was "opening the Circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that she keeps it at home. As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen. One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor. One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As You Will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I tried to correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath. In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about. With Deep Concerns, Mrs. Livingston P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct. A prayer for Women: Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my *** I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when I am wrong Don't drive in circles at any cost So I don't have to admit when I am lost Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you're two hours late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score I won't lose my hair I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive Don't call me a ***** I don't wear the same underwear everyday The food in my fridge has no sign of decay I don't go to Sears To look at the tools I don't cheat at poker I follow the rules I don't smoke cigars Don't pay for drinks at bars I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi" And it's okay for me to cry I know all you men Think that you're "IT" But compared to a woman You just ain't ****! --------------------- A Very Modern Princess A fairy tale for the assertive woman of the millennium. Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle, with my Mother... Where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't ******? think so. Heh, did you hear about the dislexic Atheist? He didn't believe in Dog! Heh, thanks you've been a great audience! CHW[/color][/font] -
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] As per the moderator's suggestion I've decided to create a new thread which is based on a closed thread. Yeah this'll be fun So now that nearly a year has passed I want to know who you'd like to meet now. If you had the chance. And I don't think I'll be too hurt if no one wants to meet me. I am crazy.... Okay who would I like to meet and why? Well the members of my Desperate Housewive's fan club of course. We could watch DHW and laugh. Morpheus- I hope I spelled that right. I want to meet him because we can have pointless conversations. Lost Prophet- I've spoken with him on Yahoo IM a few times. I think we could get drunk together then our discussion on pyrotechnic squirells would make more sense Drix- He owes me a lot of debates Gavin- He's from Ireland 'nough said. Wiccan Samurai- I miss her. Ah well, we coudl compair family members. Dagger- well 1.) Because she's Dagger! and 2.) Maybe we can get some RPGs started for real. I'm still on for one if you are. Panda- Anyone who loves animals has got to be worth meeting. Okay I'm all out. Well ok, Death Bug. But only because last time I was the only one who mentioned him[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Heh, I have a my space account *sigh* It's nothing but a popularity contest really. My brother(Scorpio Boy 1118 if anyone really wants to do that) and I both signed on at the same time but he has way more friends (IE girls with doctored pictures) than I do. One of my real life friends added me and I added her. So we look at eachother's blogs (which I am really bad at writing) and laugh at things. My bro and I make fun of his friend because he's so sex crazed he's met girls who have replied to his my space account. They got mad when they found out that he (my bro's friend) isn't really a rapper. The guy actually has had girls sending him butt pictures. Can you say desperate? IF anyone really wants to they can click on this stupid link [URL=http://] http://home3.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&Mytoken=71BECE30-FCCD-48D1-8402E938641F1C17660370093[/URL] and see scary pictures of me. But I'm no more interesting there than I am here. And for the record. I only have a my space because I was helping my brother put one up. If you really want to get into things I put my picture on Hot or Not .com too. HOw bad was that? Yeah, maybe I should just go kill myself now! Long Live Cerridwen 81! ♥Blessed be Chibi Horsewoman ♥ [/color][/font]
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Whee! Picture Caption Game!!!
ChibiHorsewoman replied to Tatsubei Yagyu's topic in General Discussion
[img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25012&stc=1[/img] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] It lives again! Okay now for the caption: Save a horse ride a sheep Brought to you by your local Equines and the partnership for horse friendly transportation. ♥Blessed be Chibi Horsewoman♥[/color][/font] -
[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Okay Sakurasuka...hmm... Well for starters, your name part of it is Japanese for Cherry blossom (I hope) the rest I don't know Avi and banner. You're a creative person ( i should know since you made my banner) Signature. You like Green Day and you're married to one of the people on the board. No clue what else to say. Blessed Be Chibi Horsewoman[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Hmm, nomad19 Well your screen name and custom title suggest that you're a wanderer. Also your title says you're the 19th one... heh. Avi and banner. I'm not familiar with every anime now. So I'll say you have a facination with that particular anime. Goddess, good call. I'm a very out going bright colorful person. I just wonder if anyone can guess where the banner and avi came from And well... oh never mind. ♥Blessed be Chibi Horsewoman♥[/color][/font]
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Anime Anime Picture Caption Game
ChibiHorsewoman replied to ChibiHorsewoman's topic in Otaku Central
[IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/celestialcharm/ayame2.jpg[/IMG] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy]Okay let's hope I get this right: Tohru: Oh my GOD! Is this Gucci? *grabs Ayame's shirt* Ayame: Tic tac? *passes out* [/color][/font] -
[CENTER][IMG]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4713/briefcasekz5.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] We already have a thread about what does your custom title mean. I figured I'd make one about everyone's signatures avitars and banners (if people have banners) Say about them, mean or what do other people think about you based on the above. Since I can't say what someone elses stuff means since I'm starting this thread I'll just hope someone gets it right. Yeah, this is probably my worst thread start ever! I hope everyone can read this! ~*♥*~ Blessed be Chibi Horsewoman ~*♥*~[/color][/font]
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[color=darkviolet][font=lucida calligraphy] Ah! Kill it kill it! Sorry, I couldn't resist. I don't like anthropods or arachnos in the least, but still there is something intriguing about an animal called a Black Widow Genus: Latrodectus Phylum: Arthropoda Sub Phylum: Chelicerata Class: Arachnida Order: Araneae Sub Order: Labidognatha Family: Therididae Species: 6 Curious Facts Black Widow is considered the most venomous spider in North America. The venom of the black widow spider is 15 times as toxic as the venom of the prairie rattlesnake. Black Widow spiders are not usually deadly, especially to adults, because they inject only a small amount of venom. Only the female Black Widow is venomous; males and juveniles are harmless.. The female Black Widow hangs belly upward and rarely leaves the web. The Black Widow is also called the "hourglass" or "shoe-button" spider. Araneae is the Latin word for spider. More than 35,000 spider species of spiders occur in the world. Of these, about 3,400 species in 64 families are found in North America. Vital Stats Weight: 1 gram. Length: 1-1.5" Span: 1-3" Sexual Maturity: 70-90 days. Mating Season: Spring Incubation: 14-30 days No. of Eggs: 250-700/sac Birth Interval: 4 to 9 egg sacs/summer Lifespan: up to 3 years Typical diet: insects You just have to love something that kills after it mates Blessed be Chibi Horsewoman[/color][/font]