ChibiHorsewoman

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4] It's my turn again eh? [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Funny%20pictures/srslynao.jpg[/IMG] Somebody.... messed up a bit eh? [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Funny%20pictures/whattherefisreallythinking.jpg[/IMG] This must be from an Edmonton vs Calgary game being played in Calgary.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Octopus Royalty']Here are the contents of my wallet. Get ready. 7. Target giftcard for $10 [B](there's no Target where I live)[/B][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4] [B][U][CENTER]This just in:[/CENTER][/U][/B] Chibi Horsewoman has keeled over from shock and just up and died after reading Octopus Royalty's comment about there not being a Target in the area. Funeral arrangements will be made sometime in the near future in lieu of flowers please make donations of coffee and chocolate.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"] ...Why Lunox if I might ask were you given such an esoteric subject to write about as bogs in Irish poetry ?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Purhaps because there were no beaches to write about in Irish poetry? But yeah Lunox, that is a very strange topic. Ooh 11.5 hours til I go back to work... someone please hit me with a tranq.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]As I read your posts, the only things that come to mind to explain your behavior are either 1) you are trying to feel some sort of empowerment, 2) you live in a very forward and possibly promiscuous family, or 3) you enjoy taking advantage of the internet's anonymity to say things you would fain say around tangible people. I hope it is one of those three, because option 4 is so terribly demeaning that should I present it I would spawn yet another contest over truth versus "let's not potentially hurt anyone's feelings".[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]You skipped five. It's an inside joke between Chibi Master and I that has origins in our YIM convos. Really we're not trying to offend anyone. And if you've seen Chibi Master's posts on here you've seen mine too. And everyone on here is pretty well aware of my non virgin status. Ok that said: I'm trying to explain to my friend's boyfriend that he should buy me an ipod for my birthday because it would make my friend happy to see me happy.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]The majority of OB are either in college or regularly blow their money on alcohol, pot, or anime. Or both. Take your pick.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]You forgot the members who either are still in secondary school so they don't have jobs just allowance and the ones who have children and jobs and have to part with their money on a regular basis. I have access to about 2 grand right now, but most of it is in savings and I'm finally going on holiday in September so I just don't want to use it. Plus who in their right mind wants to lug around more than 100$ when they don't need to?[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]MJ: He hit me with a dead squirell. Bree: MJ there is a man in my life who hits me with a dead squirell every day. Just a little bit of [B]Desperate Housewives[/B] humour. Before I leave I would also like to add: You fell asleep during sex.[/color][/size][/font]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Which wallet do you want? I have 2 of them in my Fossil Wallet (small, dark brown leather. [LIST] [*]100$ in twenties for the babysitter tomorrow morning [*]My New York State Driver's license [*]Seneca Park Zoo membership card (expired- I get a new one very soon) [*]Strong National Museum of Play membership card [*]My soon to be defunct dental insurance card (I am resigning from my current full time job tomorrow or Wednesday) [*]6$ and some change for my personal use [*]2 Tylenol extended release sinus capsuls [*]Ooh make that 7$! [*]My ESL Visa check card [*]My Barnes and Noble Membership card [*]My daughter's Military dependant ID card (this is her health insurance card so I keep it with me at all times) [*]My soon to be defunct health insurance card (see dental insurance card for reason) [*]My AAA card [*]A reciept for gas from Delta Sonic [*]73 cents [/LIST] Large grey New York and Company wallet [LIST] [*]Orange punch card for free rides on the train or carosel at the Strong Museum [*]Sephora card [*]a few nickles [*]some more sinus pills [/LIST] Yeah I'm between purses and wallets. Too bad no one ever wanted to know what's in my large grey purse when I use it. YOu might fall over dead.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="DarkGreen"][FONT="Tahoma"]We have a storm front coming in and for whatever reason, it has set my allergies off. o_O I have an absoutely rotten headache right now. Ugh. [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I've had allergies for about the past two years so I feel your pain. I also feel like a total cow because even though I'm happy that one of my friends is finally in a good relationship the over all sappyness of her and her boyfriend (who is stationed in Iraq) is making me want to throw up my McNuggets. [/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='SunfallE'][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"] [CENTER][IMG]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-peta-leather.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Redundant that sign is. :rolleyes: Now for one of my own: [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Funny%20pictures/ohgawsh.jpg[/IMG] Seriously now? Says who?[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']We should force them to go to [B]The Chibis' "Sex is Bad" Educational Camp[/B]! Yes. We have a camp. The camp motto is, "Sex is bad, but childbirth is worse.":catgirl:[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I think they totally missed the boat there Chibi 2. But it is true that sex is bad and childbirth is worse. Plus consider what that child could turn into. YOu could have Rush Limbough or Stephen Harper! To everyone in the Spam discussion: Turkey Spam isn't considered kosher because it too closely resembles a product made from a non kosher animal. That's why they can't serve turkey bacon/ sausage or veggie burgers with cheese at the Jewish Home. It resembles unkosher food so it's for all intents and purposes non kosher.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Botar'][COLOR="DarkGreen"] Whack it in the microwave?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Okay you and Gavin just corrupted my virgin senses. I'm charging you for therapy.[/color][/font][/size] [quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]Apparently it's an American thing to put "peeps" into microwaves to watch them swell up to ten times their normal size and then deflate, as a European I am intrigued by the custom and would like to learn more.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I've never done it myself, but a friend of mine who's still in college does it all the time. I've heard they taste better that way, but I'm not partial to peeps in the first place. I guess what happens after they deflate is they get flat and hard. Sorry I can't help more on your investigation into the foriegn culture of American college students. Does anyone know if Spam is kosher?[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='chibi-master']Probably both of us. Yeah, we're just that awesome.:catgirl: Really? I find that getting to a person's stomach through their stomach is pretty quick as it is.:animeswea[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I meant to say heart! I can't believe I messed that one up! But you're right we are that awesome. We just blind others with our awesomeness. [B]They say that a smile is free to the giver and welcome to the receiver, but when someone cuts me off in traffic I think any international F-you gesture will do[/B]- me [B]Becky: I think I may have to cancel tonight, I've a headache that's kicking my *** Me: Oh no Becky you said *** now you'll have to go to jail Becky: No, I have a get out of jail free card[/B] A text message gone very odd between my best friend and I. My daughter tells anyone who swears they're going to jail so that's where the jail time came in [B]So, now that you're on the pill does that mean that we won't be hearing from you again?- [/B]Me to my friend in Iraq who was just put on Ambien for combat stress and sleeping disorders.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]Of course, lovely Chibi![/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Thanks... Uh Chibi one or Chibi two? Anyways more quotes? [B]Vie es belle. Et elle commence demain[/B]- I either spelled it wrong or something, but basically this is French for Life is beautiful and it begins tomorrow. I know I spelled tomorrow wrong, but I got the rest of it right. And the truth is that life does begin tomorrow. Despite my bad French. [B]They say that the quickest way to a man's stomach is through the stomach. But I find that punching a hole into the breastbone is a lot faster[/B]- unknown [B]Irish diplomacy- the art of telling a man to go to Hell in such a way that he looks forward to making the trip[/B]- Irish saying Ok hat'll be it from me for tonight.[/color][/size][/font]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior'][size=1]What a marvelous idea! I can sell sex as a food source! Why, I'll open a restaurant called [b]Food, Sex, And Beer[/b] and totally sell... food... sex... and assorted wine coolers. Thanks, guys :] I'm off to profit off your stolen concept.[/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Hey could I get my sex to go? And are there positions or whatever offered on the menu? more on body functions. I mentioned how I haven't been able to sneeze just once in the 27 years I've been alive well now the past 2 days I've only sneezed once![/color][/font][/size][/color]

[color=#9933ff][size=4][font=monotype corsiva]Glad this is up and running again. Thanks Okay so I have some new ones: [B]When you have to brag about how good you are you probably aren't as good as you think you are.[/B]-Me to my friend's soon to be boyfriend. Needless to say when you say something like that you get people thinking you're mean. [B]I have a dream, and in it something eats you[/B]-Happy Bunny [b]Please tell me you didn't make any drunken confessions of love[/b]- Me to a friend after she went out drinking. [B]Better a smart *** than a dumb ***- [/B]my boyfriend who is both at times. :animeswea [B]People begin their lives at once when they are able to live for something other than themselves[/B]- Albert Einstein. [B]When life gives you lemons throw them back harder[/B]- unknown [b]When life gives you lemons squirt them into the eyes of your enemies[/b]- Happy Bunny [b]Using large words that you don't know the meaning of doesn't automatically make you smarter[/b]- one of my friends about my ex husband. So that's all I have for now. Can we keep this thread going?[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Sara'][size=1]You are my sneezing twin. It seems like every week, I have to quietly duck out of a lecture to avoid disturbing the class with a five-minute sneezing fit. I was [i]twenty-two[/i] before I ever sneezed just once. And since then, it has never happened again. But man. That one time... it was awesome.[/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I know what you mean! I just sneezed like 10 times this morning because of my sinuses! It's pretty bad at work too. I tend to sneeze really loud and frighten the elderly. And Sara you're lucky I'm almost twenty-eight and I have yet to sneeze just once. So I really hate you for that. :catgirl: I feel bad about myself but not too bad. I've made some grown men cry recently and told my friend's boyfriend that if he has to brag about his skills he's obviously not as good as he thinks he is.[/color][/size][/font]

[quote name='Sara'][size=1]. . . Sounds like it, yeah. [/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Well at least I'm able to admit it.:catgirl: Okay I don't know why it is but all my bad food experiances seem to happen at McDonald's. Two weeks ago I'd gone to the one on Hudson Ave (okay none of you know where that is) with my daughter and we'd ordered chicken nuggets drinks and fries. Then waited about fifteen minutes for our stuff while two customers after me got their orders and I was told that they didn't put the orders in consecitive order. :animesigh Then when I finally got my food the fries were cold and they'd forgotten the dipping sauce. I was just too aggrivated to deal with anything else but the sauce. I'd just had a root canal for sobbing out loud! I did not want to wait another fifteen minutes for some fresh fries. So instead I counted my losses and just took my daughter to the museum. But seriously I don't even wait that long at Bill Gray's.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]As a man of reasonable intelligence and an ex-Wendy's worker I'd have to disagree with this stereotype. There are intelligent people who work in food service and hold conversations about philosophy in the break room while all you grotty little consumers come to get your saturated fats and sugars. [/color][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I've worked at Wendy's and McDonalds. Most of the people there were about as deep as the fryers. As for intelligence, my supervisor at McDonald's couldn't quite figure out that since I was pregnant I had a heightened sense of smell and had to pee a lot. I also worked with a 40 something who tried to start stuff with me and then at Wendy's I won't even go there. Yes I'm sure there are some smart people in fast food such as my cousin who worked at Subway (which btw is another brain trust- I worked there for like 2 weeks) but for the most part you've got a lot of high school and college kids. And then the adults... well I'm just biased I guess[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Rosencavalier']Excuse me, but could you elaborate further on this. I don't mean to cause offence, I only find this comparison interesting.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]The way she explained it was that because of all the discrimination the Irish faced moving to a new country and how the famine was handled by the English land holders. Anyone who's hear of NINA signs (No Irish Need Apply) and then Gentile only signs would understand. She's not the first one to mention it either. Another one of the residents at the assisted living community I work at that is 40% Jewish has said the same thing.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Botar15']Ah, well I got here to late to vote, but I would of voted no anyways. Were above "reputation" here right? Reputation count: 63.5%[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Better than me: Rep count -92.6% Yeah I made up a number[/color][/font][/size]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I've had a long work week,. It's so long it won't be done til next Thursday. And I so mean I made my friend's new boyfriend cry and he's in the army serving in Iraq. Oh yeah. And I talked to one of my holocaust survivor residents today and she said that the Jews and the Irish have a lot in common.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Pumpkin'][size=1] What's next vending machines with sushi rolls? Wait, don't even anwser that. [/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Under normal circumstances I would listen, but it doesn't suit me today. :animeswea Seeing that vending machines are only stocked once a week (sometimess less often than that- the vending machine in our breakroom at my full time job is twice a month if that) I don't see that being a good idea. Instead I see that being a breeding ground for food poisoning. However you can get a hamburger or chicken from some of the machines. Oh for the good old days when you could only hope to accidentally get a condom out of the vending machine.[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Ryuzaki40']True. It seems like most everyone agrees on Speed Racer and Pokemon. [/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Yeah I know. Hey does anyone besides myself remember when [B]Dexter's Lab[/B] did a spoof on [B]Speed Racer[/B]? I just remember it was back in the 90's.[/color][/size][/font]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]...I must be the only person in the world that [I]liked[/I] their pizza. My taste buds must have been warped as a kid. :animedepr[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4] Well I don't remember the pizza much from when I was younger. But I remember it from a few months ago when I took my daughter there. She wanted to go- I'd rather have eatten cardboard with some cheese on it. That would've been more appetizing- but at least she had fun. As for being a warped kid. I was just picky. I wouldn't even drink Kool Aid[/color][/font][/size]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]Here, it's just ADD weather. One day will be beautiful and sunny, the next it'll be cloudy and gloomy. Sunday we were under a tornado watch, out of friggin nowhere. AND I heard it's supposed to snow sometime this week, too. wtf.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=#99933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Yeah me and this weather have something in common. I had to brush snow off my car Tuesday! That was wrong! And it snowed this morning!! Seriously it snows practically every Easter here! It was even cold on Easter when I was in Texas! Hmm. Oh yeah I casually proposed to my boyfriend tonight over the phone. I told him that I'd marry him after college so he could move to the states and work.[/color][/font][/size]