Foredaddy

[I]I will devore your souls.....[/I] Foredaddy: Dont eat mine! My soul is a bit gamey and does not sit well in the stomach.*whispers to faris* [SIZE=1]we'll kill it in it's sleep[/SIZE] [I]You know I can still hear you.....and I dont sleep mortal....[/I] Foredaddy: ****! Faris: I guess we'll have to communicate using gummy bears and pig latin phrases. Foredaddy: uckfay isthay usehoay!:devil:

Foredaddy: Friggin bathroom! Maaaaaaan. This sucks. LK: *gives him a dirty look and pulls a pillow from behind her back* Foredaddy: I meant this is awesome! yeah! *grumbles and turns towards the bathroom* :devil:

*mouth stuffed full of marshmellows and sitting on the floor next to a 12 pack of red bull* Foredaddy: MHAT? MEEFING? moh man. Gets up with a stumble. "I should introduce myself to somebody or something" He sees two people walk out of the room in from of him..... "I better follow them." hits one side of the doorway and bounces to the other side and falls to the floor just out into the living room. The two people look at him and laugh and point.:devil: LK: What a loser.:laugh:

*wakes with a jolt* Foredaddy: AAA! FOOTBALL PRACTICE!! huh?... man my head. It feels like Ive been drinking a giant bowl of torine or something. *ZAAAAP* *THUD!* AND WHATS WITH THE THUDDING!!! Cant a man just get rid of this pillow induced concusion in peace? Man I still gotta pee. *gets up and heads for the head*......:devil: Foredaddy: ooooooooh yeah! thats better *10 minutes later* oooooooh yeah thats the stuff *20 minutes later* Almost done......almost and thats about.....*5 minutes later* IT! Woooo! man I had to pee. Now I smell Red Bull, strippers, and marshmellows. where they at? :mrt:

Foredaddy: OW! Knock it off! I aint afraid to hit a girl. Lady K: *hits Foredaddy again* What was that? Foredaddy: oh man...... my head....... *falls asleep*

Foredaddy: "You got a lot o crap there." Lady K: "I only brought the essentials." Foredaddy: "Well Id have to admit the kitchen sink was a tad too much." Lady K: "Yeah me too, but I wanted to be prepared."

*KABOOM!!!! Lightning strikes as the man steps through the door* Foredaddy: "Um.... hello?" He continues walking around the mansion finding it to be quite the frickin bomb of a house. He eventually stumbles into the blue bedroom. Foredaddy: "Man I gotta ****." He goes for the bathroom and opens it. Death Kight: "AAAAA!" Foredaddy: "AAAAA!! oops.... um sorry!" "WEll I guess I better get comfortable." Foredaddy picks one of the blue beds closest to the bathroom. You just never know when you might have too. :devil: He throws his crap next to the bed and lies back with a brand new playboy. *unfolds the centerfold* "OOOOOH YEAH!"

I love it. Brad Pitt plays an awesome psycho. And the glazed over black contacts really helped. I should get some. You know to finish that psycho look Ive been going for. :devil:

Kid buu is the strongest I do believe:devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mstyrios WX [/i] [B]Good god Foredaddy no need to go on an insult spree.It was an innocent joke.Plus you just got horribly off topic.This is "Things DBZ Characters would never say" not "Foredaddy is god worship him,make an innocent joke about him and you get a huge immature response."..Just about the only thing that makes any sense is that you said the post was immature,which barely makes sense.Therefore I declare that post SPAM!!If you have a problem with MS settle it through PMs. [/B][/QUOTE] Thank you Mr. Mod. God forgive any jokes. Next time I need advice from an 11 year old I'll be sure to ask you. Plus youre spamming by telling me Im spamming and it continues on and on forever. So since it bothers MS too and so many other Anti-Humorists out there. I apologize. :butthead: Vegeta: "Hey Bulma. Lets get married and live in a small cottage by a flowing stream and where the clouds are soft and fluffy like a big bail of cotton. Oh how wonderful it shall be." Bulma: "Fairy." -------------------------------------------------------- Goku: "Quick! To the Bat-mobile!" -------------------------------------------------------- Krillin: "Goku looks good as Super Saiyan. That yellow aura really complements his eyes. He also looks quite buff in that gui.(sp?) Rowr!" (He may not have said it but we know he was thinking it):devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MasterSaiyan [/i] [B] Majin Buu: Turn into crap! *Turns Foredaddy into crap and cows eat him.* [/B][/QUOTE] I guess cows like the taste of ****? Or in your case your MOM!!!:laugh: You wanna get immature?! Lets get immature mofo!:butthead: :devil: :naughty: :tasty: MasterSaiyan: "Boogers taste good!" MasterSaiyan's Mom: "Your boogers do taste good! YUM!" Foredaddy: "Damn straight biatch! How bout a date?" MasterSaiyan's Mom: "I sorry I can't. Have to stay home and change MasterSaiyan's diapers. He poopy. ALOT!":eek: :mrt: :wigout:

I know what ya mean. Ive heard through the grapevine that the moon has actually been blown up and is now just a projection like the saiyans do. No wonder the astronauts haven't been to the moon in a while. :devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Katana [/i] [B][color=blue]. It's not like anime fans go around school shouting "Pikachu!" or "Kamehameha!" (At least I hope not o_O'') [color] [/B][/QUOTE] um....hehe...yeah what a bunch o weirdos. hehe [B]KAMEHAMEHA!!![/B] oops! :devil:

Here is one of my all times favs. "Am I not destroying my enemies by making friends of them?" - Abe to the Lincoln Can't go wrong with abe quotes :);):devil::wigout::mrt:

Holy crap somebody "accually":p agreed with me :wigout:

Only bad guy to do it yet. Buu is gonna be a mean s.o.b. when he transforms. OOOOOOOOOOOOWEEE! I cant wait. Destruction rocks.:devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by gokents [/i] [B] i wonder what that was in the original, bet it wasnt mud. [/B][/QUOTE] Probably not. He probably said "Mars or Neptune". Or maybe "Neptune" MAybe he said "HAM!" or was it "HOTDOGS!" My guess is he said sloppy ****! hehehe :devil:

Damn I rule. I love how cool you have to be to get into this thing. *points and laughs at everyone who didnt get in* :p Im just jokin. :devil: Lets have a clean fight and keep it above the belt. Im looking in your direction Lady Katana. ;)

Cant go wrong with Hellraiser banners.:devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Desiivy [/i] [B] Piccolo: "Gohan!!! Beer Me!!" [/B][/QUOTE] Thats awesome!:mrt: Goku: "Shall we?" Vegeta: "We shall." *They both being slow dancing together* ----------------------------------------- Krillin: "Hey MasterSaiyan!" MasterSaiyan: *turns* "huh?" Krillin: *punches his head off* Foredaddy: *appears* "Good job." *hands Krillin a $20* "Go buy something nice." Krillin: "OH BOY! A NEW PLAYBOY FOR ME!" -------------------------------------------- :p

What are you talkin bout? *smirks* What? *giggles* hehehehe....

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! I know things......... hehehehehe! :devil:

2Gether was awesome. I actually liked that show. One of the few on MTV, but then again they always get rid of the best shows *cough*JACKASS*cough*.:devil:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Endymion [/i] [B]Actually, that number is [i]both[/i] a billion and a trillion. You're using the standard European high numbers, while Foredaddy is using the American standard. I really hate international numerical differences... 1,000,000,000,000 is called a billion in Europe and a trillion in America. This is why scientists use exponents, instead. [/B][/QUOTE] Ok. I get it now. :devil:

gross! *Vomits uncontrollably for an hour* Man that must have been something I ate. :devil: