Solar II

Yeay... my bro was the one who typed these up, blame him for those grammer mistakes... I still can't belive you don't find it funny..... oh well, the second movie is alot better, but i have to post up to episode #12 to get to it. *sigh*. this is going to be a while. Episode #3; Baby Hiko Soujirou, Hiko, and Shura sat in the large dojo living room drinking green tea. Shura wore her mother?s pretty dress and had her dark blue hair down around her shoulders. She had a big grin on her beautiful face. Soujirou: Miss Shura! I see you are happy you got in touch with your feminine side! Shura: Hee, hee, I?m pretty! Hiko groaned. He wasn?t used to her acting so? awkward? Megumi: Hiko! You got a package in the mail! She walked over to him and handing it to the B team leader. Hiko quickly opened it to reveal a small sphere. He tried to look for the return address to see who sent it, but there was no name on the box or wrappings. Hiko: Odd? He lifted the ball and it crumbled into dust that filled the air around him. Hiko sneezed. Then his eyes went wide. Hiko: Oh no? what is this feeling? that must have been a virus or something? errrr-ahhh! Suddenly, he began to shrink until he became the size of a baby. Wait? he was a baby! Megumi: Holy crap. Shura: Hiko?!?! You?re a baby!! Soujirou: Oh dear? this is going to lead to trouble, I can feel it? Shura dove to the floor baby Hiko was now crawling on and grabbed him, big closes and all. Kenshin entered the room. Kenshin: What the-- MASTER!! Kenshin, too, dove at Hiko and began inspecting him. Megumi, being a skilled medical person in the way of drugs, was already examining the powder. She found a small note that fell out of the ball. Megumi: Wow? look what I found! A note! Shura: Read it, Damnit! Megumi: Easy, Shura, you are a lady now? Shura: Look here, now is not the time for your shit! Read the damn note! Baby Hiko began crying and Shura tried to calm her 8 month old husband down. Megumi: Fine. It says, ?If you want to bring Hiko back to an adult, have the entire rest of the B team come to the warehouse at the south east corner of Tokyo!? Kenshin: That sounds like one of Shishio?s underhanded tricks. He most likely will bring you all to one place only to kill you all at once! He most likely wired the place with explosives like he did the dojo a while back. Damn, why won?t he just stay in Hell?? How does he keep coming back up to the mortal world?! Soujirou: I understand, Mr. Himora. I?ll go alone to check things out. Shura: Be quick. I hate kids? Soujirou nodes and leaves. Shura looks down to see baby Hiko playing with her hair with a cute look on his face. Shura couldn?t help but coo. Soujirou slowly sneaked into the warehouse. He didn?t get far when suddenly the lights shot on. Shishio stood high on a mental bridge hold a vial of liquid. He was grinning but when he only saw that one had come it quickly faded. Shishio: What? Only you came, Soujirou?!?! Damn, do you people take me that lightly? How am I suppose to be an evil arch enemy if only one come to challenge me?!?! Huh?! Soujirou: Hand it over, Mr. Shishio! I don?t have? um? (He remembers Shura?s words) ?uh, time for your shit! Shishio: Whoa. You have changed a lot, boy. Say, why don?t you join me again? Soujirou: No way! Don?t try it, Mr. Shishio! I found my own truths now! I don?t believe your? uh? shit anymore! Shishio: Fine. Be that way. Here, how about a deal? I?ll give you the cure if you can defeat my newest weapon! Shishio jumped down and set the vial on the far side of the warehouse. Then he jumped out the window. Soujirou looked confused when suddenly the ground cracked open and a clocked woman with a robotic eye hopped out. Demon eye wench: Hello, I?m called the Demon eye wench. I?m related to the first a member of the gun-hoe-gun in Trigun. But my demon eye has paralyzing powers! Soujirou: ?Are we going to have to fight? Demon eye wench: Yes. Soujirou: Very well, here I come! Soujirou bolted forward after tapping his shoes. He was about to slash the Demon eye wench when he froze solid. Soujirou: Ahh? what the? Demon eye wench: Ha! I told you I could paralyze you! Oh, I mean freeze you in time? sorry? you must have thought I would do it too late, under your speed, and your momentum would still bring your sword to kill me. Ha, silly. The Demon eye wench took a knife out from her cloak and was about to stab the child when Shura ran into the building. Shura: Hold it, wench! Demon eye wench: What the--? Shishio said he would call me if only one of you were here! I told him I can?t hold two people. And I also can?t hold anyone with a strong swordsmen spirit. Shura: Well, Shishio was wrong, summoning you then! Wait, but Soujirou has a strong swordsman spirit? Demon eye wench: Not strong enough. Soujirou: Oh, really? I guess that?s right. I never really liked to fight. I?m just good at it. Shura smacked her forehead. Demon eye wench: Hey, you, what do you think you can do to help this boy anyways? You?re just a pampered weak woman! And you have a baby behind you? Shura was glanced behind her at Hiko, who was crawling in. Shura: Hiko! You fallowed me! Oh well, you can watch me wallop this wench. Demon eye wench: ?Wallop me?? Who do you think you are, weak woman? Shura: Don?t judge me on how I appear? after all; you?re a woman as well? Demon eye wench: Bring it, then! I?ll keep this boy frozen why I deal with you! I don?t need to use that power on you! Shura took out her staff and charged at the wench. She jumped high over Shura?s attack and kicked the back of her head. Shura hit the floor hard. Demon eye wench then tossed her knife at Shura, who knocked it away with her staff. Just as Shura got to her feet, the wench rammed her hard into a bunch of crates. Shura almost fell to the ground again, but Demon eye picked her up by the neck. Demon eye wench: You see? You have lost B team! Shura took up her staff and smashed it over Wench?s head. The shock freed Soujirou. Wench fell into a pile of cardboard boxes and couldn?t stop Soujirou. Shura: Soujirou! Use your speed to get the potion I saw Shishio put down to Hiko! NOW! In an instant, Soujirou flashed to the vial, and then flashed to Hiko. Right before he could feed it to him, Demon eye wench froze him again. Shura: Shit! Demon eye wench: Got ya! That was a close one! Shura charged at the wench again, but got knocked off her feet by an elbow attack. Baby Hiko saw Soujirou holding a vial out to him, so, with the innocent mind of a child, he took it and put it in his mouth. He moved it around a bit and spit out the empty vial and lid. Meanwhile, Demon eye wench took out another knife while Shura was trying to get back up. Demon eye wench: Say goodbye, bitch! Shura: Err? Hiko: Not so fast! Both Shura and Demon eye looked over in amazement at adult Hiko. Hiko was in a diaper. Then Demon eye wench began to laugh. Demon eye wench: You can?t help your friends! You are still in a diaper and you don?t even have a weapon! Hiko: I don?t need one. Hiko charged at the wench and she turned and tried to freeze him with her eye. Hiko stopped short, clenched his eyes, then broke free. Demon eye wench: Oh shit. Hiko clocked her across the face, killing her. Soujirou felt freedom from the spell. Shura: God, Hiko? Hiko: Oops! Looks like somebody is better!! He screamed at Wench?s corpse. After that he helped up Shura and the three B team members that fought today left for home. Although Hiko was quite embarrassed to be seen in a diaper.

(are you talking about me?) "I am Solar II, and yes, i am a demon hunter. You yourself seem to be one also..." gesters at weapons. "But don't worry about that now. You need to rest, gain back your strength, so we can set out in the morning. Oh, and by the way, i'm drafting you, so don't argue."

Boreing?! Its halarious!! Have you ever read a comedy? Of couse its all dialouge, but this isnt just a comedy ether, there is alot of action if you would read it. I guess now wouold be a good time to put up the next episode though so i'll go ahead and do that...Episode #2; Invincible Monk Sanosuke lay in a hammock outside the dojo late at night. A strange looking man strolled by him holding out a sword. Encheebre`: Shura? Shura? where are you? I?ll kill you? There you are! The man swings at a pile of sticks and a dark figure jumps out and a land in a tree just before it gets hit. Sano picks up his mini-zonbato and gets out of his hammock. Sanosuke: Hey, pal, who are you, what are you doing here, and why are you attacking Shura?!?! Encheebre`: I?m called Encheebre` the invincible! I?m here to kill the one they call Shura! Stay out of this! Sano: Hiko would be angry if I let you kill another B team member! Prepare yourself! Suddenly, knifes fly out of the tree Shura jumped into, and they all go into Encheebre`?s chest. Encheebre` just brushes them off. Encheebre`: Silly little girl! You know I can?t be harmed! I?m invincible! I drank the water of permanent life at the sacred Monk temple! Shura: Damnit! Who are you? What do you want with me?! Shura drops out of the tree and runs into the forest. Encheebre` is about to fallow, but Sano blocks his path. Sano: You have to get through me first, puny monk! Let?s see just how invincible you really are! They begin to clash and swing at each other. Sano is surprised the man is able to block his ?all powerful? swings. Soon, though, he stabs through Encheebre` through the chest. Encheebre` laughs and pulls it away from Sano?s shocked grasp. Then he pulls it from his own chest and lifts it to Sano?s neck. Encheebre: You stupid fool. I warned you I was invincible! You can?t kill me! My wounds just heal over! Sano looks at the man?s leg and sees that it is injured and not healed. Sano: What about your left leg, there? It?s not healed from whatever wounded it! Encheebre`: That?s because there is a sacred ?thing? that may injure me that I won?t tell you of! Shura?s mother ?got? me with it a long time ago. Sano: So that?s why you wanna kill her? Encheebre`: That and she has the ?item? that can kill me! Her mother gave it to her when she was a child and put it in the ?special dress.? Once I see Shura doesn?t like dressing up like a girl, she must have stashed the dress away somewhere and most likely doesn?t even know she has it. So I?ll kill her and she will never have it! Sano: Oh? Sanosuke turned and ran for the dojo calling for Hiko. Encheebre` tossed the mini-zonbato like a javelin and nailed Sano in the arm. Hiko came out at that time and saw it happen. Hiko: Sano, you should really not play that rough with your friends. Sano cringed at the pain and looked up to see Hiko holding a pretty dress. Sano: He isn?t my friend and we aren?t playing, he?s trying to kill your wife! Is that her dress?? Hiko put the dress in his large white cape and pulled out his sword. Hiko: You, there! Come here! Encheebre` smiled and fled into the forest. Hiko and Sano quickly fallowed. They lost him in the deep, dark forest, but heard a sound from a bush. Hiko drew close to it and suddenly knifes flew out of it at him. The warrior caught them all with his sword. Then pulled Shura out. Hiko: It?s me, fool! Shura: Oh, like you couldn?t handle a little knifes? Hiko: I was trying to find you to give you this dress I found in the attic of the dojo in a box marked ?Shura?s crap? in your handwriting? and now Sano tells me the ugly guy is trying to kill you! Sano: Hiko, I gotta tell ya?, this ?Encheebre`? is really invincible, man! I stabbed him and he healed in an instant, like nothing happened! He said Shura had an ?item? in her mother?s dress that could kill him, that?s why he?s after her! Look in it! Hiko dug his hand in the fabric and pulled out a green, glowing stone. Hiko: Wow! Feel its magic power! I could sell this for a lot! Hiko put it in his pocket and put his hand back in the dress. He pulled out a vial of purple liquid. Hiko: This must be it! Encheebre`: Too late, pal!! Out of nowhere, Encheebre` jumped at Hiko, slashing his sword. Hiko blocked it without even lifting his head. Then he threw him back into a tree. Hiko: I?m sorry, you are weak and slow. Now, in order to kill you, I need to inject this purple stuff into you, right? Hiko poured the purple serum onto the end of his blade. Encheebre` took advantage of this time to try to get a cheap shot on Hiko again. Hiko dropped the vial and blocked the low attack. Twisting his blade, he spun Encheebre`?s into the air and lunged into Encheebre`?s heart. The monk collapsed to the forest floor, holding his chest. Then he turned to dust. Sano: Damn. That was one real loser. Glad that?s over, though. Hiko: He wasn?t ready to compete in my league, even after all his years of life. That?s fine, though, I don?t know anyone who can. Sano: Oh, shut up. Shura fell to her knees, looking emotionally disturbed. Hiko: Shura? Shura: I remember him? he was the one who killed my mother. My dad came too late to help her and he got away with it. My mother was a woman. Woman can?t fight. Woman are weak. They need men to protect them, but men can?t be relied on. He would have got me too, if I wasn?t hiding in the closet. Hiko: That?s why you hate being a woman? Shura: I had to be strong, Hiko! All my mother could do was damage his leg! I wasn?t going to be killed like that! I raised myself as a warrior! But when the time came, I still couldn?t protect myself? I was still a weak, helpless woman? Hiko: There was one difference, though, your husband was able to protect you! Shura: So? Hiko? You want me to be more womanly? Right? I guess I can?t fight worth shit anyways? Sano: You got that right? Hiko: That?s not right, Shura, you?re a good fighter! Better than most! I? I just want you to? you know? not insist on being so? manly?you would make a wonderful woman? Shura: Like Karou? Cooking horrible and loving all over Kenshin like crazy? I can do that! Hiko: Uh? yeah? that?s better than your angry, ?I?ll beat you up if you give me lip? self. The three B team members walked back to the dojo. FIN!

Solar flinched. This man has some odd quality, he thought scilently. I must take this to note and see my superiors... i have to pin point why we met... does his destiny really intertwin with the redemtion of mankind? Solar sighed once more. I must find more warriors to form the rest of this unit, or my father will have my head... Solar then suddenly noticed the man smiling and falling face down in the dirt. He slaped his head. "Damn, please father, not him to! Why these ones? Why cant i have Nitros or Hellcro or some of those, huh? WHY DOES ULTRA GET THEM!?" He realised that he was shouting, and blushed. "uh, never mind what i just said..." Solar ran over to the man in the street and helped him up. "You! Wake up, tell me your name!"

"So, what's your name anywa---" He looked over to see ace being carried away. "Ah, shit." The white-cloaked man ran towards the person carrying him away, and noticed that it was a woman. "Who the hell..." He sighed and immediatly clocked the lady in the face, sending her into a trash can. Then he leaned down to ace to help him up. "Try to be more carful. My name is Solar. Just Solar. What is yours?"

Tell us about weird or not-so-wierd dreams you have! It should be interesting. :sleep: ZZZZZZZZ*dreaming*

What were you thinking about befor you went to sleep? That is usualy what the dream is about.

Yeay, he was jokeing. Do you want to talk about the meaning of life? I can help with that. THE MEANING OF LIFE A while back i reached the conclusion that there is no god, and no meaning of life but to have fun (why would we be here for any other reason anyway?), but then i thought deeper. How could something like the Big Bang create something living that has emotion like us? It was indeed a perplexing issue, so i dug deeper into my own mind. My brother had a dream once. He was thinking about the meaning of life and--- ok, lets stop for a min... for now, lets just think of dreams as our subconcious mind. We know that dont we? Of course. Your subconcious mind is the part of the mind that just carys out natural orders like breathing and heatbeat and digestive functions, stuff like that. Its like a mindless robot minion that carys out orders without hesitation. That is how dreams work. The last thing you think about is the last thing you robot minion hears, so logicaly he carys the last order you gave him out untill you wake up, thus your dreams. (Note: Humans dream every night, they just say they dont dream sometimes because they forget the dreams the second they wake up.) So, like i was saying, my brother was thinking deeply about the meaning of life one night and he falls asleep. meanwhile, the robot last hears "What is the meaning of life?" so he trys to figure it out. My bro ends up dreaming about him in the future as a FBI agent in a shootout in a werehouse. Sounds farfetched, i know, but just listen. The dream goes on with various highlights of the battle, but he ultimatly gets shot and dies. Then it skips to the future once more and the world is beeing covered in a pink wave, engulfing everything in its path and swallowing the world. he some how knows that this substance is the most powerful emotion called 'love'. (Note: This event will probably not be pink, but the robot minion just knows that sam would recodnise the color as the color of love... really, just bare with me.) Then he sees a light, which he insists is god. then the light turns pink, and dissapears, and with it all things. After much disscution we both agree that there is in fact a god, yet none of the traditional gods that people worship (see "The fith dimention" at the bottum of this post for more info on why), and he created humans so that he could harvest the emotion 'love' for himself and so he could fell it for himself. Thjat is why we are here. THE FIFTH DIMENTION The first dimention is left and right. the second is forward and back. The third is up and down. The fifth is like a book, and the forth (time) is like the pages of it. Every thing in the book is already writen out. We already have our stories, our destinys. You cannot change these, so it is best to just forget about it and live your life. If you say "I make my ouwn destiny, and ill prove it by killing myself!" and you go kill yourself, its not like god didnt expect it. He planed you to say that, and planed for you to do that. Everything will come together one day, all of our purposes united, and that will be that end of the world, and the end of our meaning. But when we are dead, we will be able to go to the fifth dimetion and read the book of human history. Im looking forward to that day. And i know i didnt answer any of you previous questions, but i jsut had to say all of that. :)

"I must find warriors..." A strange man in a white cloak suddenly noticed the other man who had just jumped from a roof. He drew out his cutlass from its sheeth, only to realise that this fellow was not a demon. He then sighed and put his sword away, examining the human in front of him. "You there! Are you a good fighter?" He himself didnt quite know why he was saying this, he could sence a persons strength by just looking at them. This was indeed a tough man.

You typed them up on the computer, but we wrote them together. Get over it, you moron. And i must double post... i cant fit them all in one post

Name: Solar II Age: ??? Gender: Male Discription: A black haired, red eyed, tall man with a long white cloak Bio: A wanderer Weapon: The white thunder cutlass of the angel king

Sorry, the stories have wierd markings and stuff in them that i cant get rid of, they just mean stuff like ''' and '--' and '...' and sometimes f1/2 and f0 mean a smiley or a frown. Just so you know.

The ¡§B¡¨ team adventures!! Staring: Hiko Sanosuke Shura (AKA, Bomb guy) Megumi Katsu And¡K Soujirou! (AKA, Guy Smiley) Written by Sam Poling (Please read the B team adventures prolog, then the B team movie, Hell¡¦s attack, before you read this) Episode #1; Shishio¡¦s attack! Yahiko: DAMNIT TO HELL!! Karou turned her head from her cooking to face the child. Karou: Watch your mouth, Yahiko! Yahiko: Sorry, I¡¦m just so excited and happy our new doorbell works! Karou turned back to her work growling and wondering why he had to curse when the doorbell went off. It sounded like a screaming man and it scared the hell out of her. Yahiko answered the door. A tall man with wrappings covering his body and a sword at his side stood there. Shishio: My car broke down; can I use your phone? Yahiko: Sure. Shishio entered and walked right by Karou into the next room. There, he picked up the phone and began to dial. Saito was sitting right next to him and looked up in surprise. Saito: SHISHIO!! You came back from hell again?!?! Yahiko, stop letting him in! Yahiko: THAT¡¦S SHISHIO?!?! Karou: Ahh! Yahiko, you idiot! Yahiko and Karou grabbed there kendo sticks. They charged at Shishio, but he drew his sword and cut there wooden ones in half. Shishio: Fools¡K That does it, I¡¦m bringing hell here! Shishio punches both of them cold and turns to Saito. Saito: I¡¦ve had it with your shit, Shishio! I¡¦m getting the B team!! Saito, being a great runner, bolted out of a window. Shishio sighs and goes back to phone. Hiko, Shura, and Katsu sat in a part talking about their favorite colors (oddly enough). Saito rushes over. Saito: B team! The Dojo is under siege by Shishio and his Hellish demons! I¡¦d ask the C team for help, but they are on vacation. Kenshin, Aoshi, and Misou are sitting bored in a hotel room. Aoshi plays a crossword puzzle. Aoshi: Do any of you know a four letter word that is a type of plant? Kenshin: A tree? Aoshi: Ohhh¡K¡K Hiko stands up. Hiko: Alright, Saito, we¡¦ll do it. Come on, guys, lets get to work! Shura and Katsu glance at each other and nod. Several demons all were gathered in Karou¡¦s dojo. Shishio was having a drink of blood in a wine glass. Shishio: Ahh, this is the life! Suddenly, Hiko and company burst through the door with their weapons at ready. Hiko with his concealable blade, Shura with her Nunchaku, and Katsu with his bombs. Shishio glanced up in surprise. Shishio: Damnit! It¡¦s half of the B team!! Get um¡¦, Jaku, Maku, and Haku! Three demons, armed with battle axes, approached the three heroes. Shura instantly attacks one, swinging her weapon madly. While she attacked, she leapt over the axe, swung by Maku, and slammed one down on his head. The demon collapsed under the pressure. Hiko did his trademark Kuzu Ryu Sen and slashed Jaku up before he could even complete a swing. Haku swung vertically down at Katsu, who rolled to the left and palm striked the monster in the gut, sending him stumbling back. With the distance, Katsu then tossed a bomb and sent him to a flaming death. Hiko: Oh, come on Shishio, is that all you had to offer for us to fight?! Shishio: Oh, come on Hiko, I¡¦m not really even here! I¡¦m a freaking illusion! But I did wire this place with explosives! Hiko: Shit¡X Katsu: Get down! Shura: Damnit¡X All three hit the ground with their hands over their heads. For several seconds they just lay their. Shishio then began cracking up. They all got up and glared at him with deep anger. Shishio: What? Don¡¦t look at me like that. I wasn¡¦t joking. Hiko: Damnit! The entire dojo erupted in fire. The three B team members crashed out the paper window and rolled into the yard. Hiko: Shit, that clever bastard¡K wait a minute, Yahiko and Karou are still in their! Suddenly, Sano and Soujirou came out of the flames with Yahiko and Karou in their arms. Soujirou: No problems here. ?º Karou wakes up. Karou: Huh? Wha--, SANO! Let go of me! Sanosuke drops the woman immediately. Karou scrambles to her feet. Karou: My dojo!! DAMNIT!! You boys are fixing it! Hiko: Why can¡¦t your husband? Kenshin will gladly¡K Karou: You all live here too! Hiko: ?¼ Sanosuke slowly starts backing away. Karou: SANO! Don¡¦t you go anywhere! Unless it¡¦s getting the Tokyo fire department! FIN!

Shura got grabbed and smashed though another wall. She rolled back up on her feet just in time to see the clones elbow smash her in the face. She then flew through a window stories above the ground. Shura, while falling, shot a frenzy of bullets at the Shishio that jumped out the window after her. While they fell, they kept shooting back and fourth at each other. Finally a bullet gashed into Shura?s stomach. Meanwhile, Hiko flew as fast as he could with his cape jet pack and saw Shura falling up ahead, about to smash into a car. He flew so fast, he pulled a trail of other cars and the like. Just before she hit, Hiko grabbed her. The Shishio master clone was surprised and smashed into the car in her place then all the cars Hiko was pulling with his speed smashed over him. Megumi: Oh my god! He caught her! Hiko through open the back of the van and put Shura on the center table, only after pushing off all Sano?s models. Megumi: Holy crap! You already got here?!?! Hiko: Megumi! Use your magical special healing techniques to save her! Now! The bullet is still in side! Sano and Soujirou entered. Sano: What the?Hiko! How did you beat us here?!?! Hiko: Shut up, Sano, Shura?s hurt! Sano: How could she be?she stayed here?what the hell is going on?!?! Megumi shoved Sano out of her way and dug out the bullet with her bare hands quickly. Shura grabbed Hiko and pulled him close. Shura: Hi?Hiko? te-tell her to forget about me, I don?t deserve to be saved! I failed? I couldn?t beat a stupid minion! Hiko: She not going to let you die and either am I! I just love you too damn much. Shura slapped him. Shura: Damnit, Hiko, I thought you liked that Oya bitch! Hiko: Not anymore. Shura looked confused. She opened her mouth to say something to him, but didn?t because Megumi smacked her over the head. Megumi: Heal! Heal! HEAL!! Shura: Oww! What the hell, Megumi! Oh, hey! It worked! I?m? fully recovered! But?how? Megumi: Beats me. Later, the next day, the B team, Katsu, and Soujirou all sat in the dojo living room, drinking their tea. Hiko: The B team would like to thank you, Katsu and Soujirou, for your aids to defeating Hell?s attack. Without your skills we would had lost! I would like to make you both new members of the B team! Katsu: Sounds like fun. Soujirou: I?m so exited! Hiko looked over and saw Megumi and Sano sitting together, for the first time. What was with them lately? Hiko: Sano, Megumi, what is with you lately? Megumi: We, uh? we? Sano: We got married. Megumi: No we didn?t! Katsu: Then what? Megumi: We? uh? we got married a little. Shura: Were you drunk? Sano: If you mean ?drunk with love? then yes. Kenshin walked in. Kenshin: Congratulations, Sano and Megumi, you finally got married! I always knew you would! Now if only Shura and Hiko? Shura: Zip it, moron, I?ve attached all my love to you, and don?t you forget it! Kenshin: Then why don?t you? uh? reattach it to someone who isn?t already married? Shura: Cause no one else ever saved me but you! And I love your kindness too. I mean, you always put things that aren?t even your business on your shoulders! Kenshin: Uh, Shura, Hiko taught me to do that, and he saved you more than I have? Shura looked over to where Hiko had been sitting, but he was gone. Shura: Why, that chicken ass bastard got away! Shura ran out of the living room after him. Katsu: Ahh, love, so weird. FIN!! New B team members: Katsu and Soujirou

They jumped down on top of it. They ran over to a motorcycle. Shura: Soujirou, you make keys, right? Do you have one for a motorcycle? Soujirou: Motorcycle? What?s a motorcycle? Shura: THIS IS A MOTORCYCLE YOU ASS! Soujirou: Oh? no, I don?t think I have a key for that. Shura growled and began to dial on a cell phone. Shura: Megumi? Do you know how to hot wire a motorcycle? Megumi sat miles away in the B team van. She was fallowing them on the monitors. She picked up a set of head phones. Megumi: Yeah, this is what you do? Sano walked mini-zanbato at side, toward the speeding car of the demon twins. The twins glanced at each other. Demon twin 2: Just run him down, we only want the key maker back alive. Sano did not move, no matter how close their car got. Just when he was about to be ?run down,? Sano tuck rolled to the side and stuck out his weapon. It slashed across the side of the car, causing it to flip over. Sano then spun around and tossed his mini-zanbato strait into the gas tank like a spire. It exploded in a fiery rage that consumed the twins. Sano: Avoid that, bastards. Now I need to try to catch up with Shura and Soujirou. Sano grabbed his zanbato that flew into his hands from the explosion, and hopped of the ledge. Hiko looked around, confused in thinking where to go next. He decided to contact Miss Megumi. Hiko took out his cell phone. Hiko: Megumi, where are Shura and the other two? Megumi just got done with talking with Shura to answer Hiko. Megumi: To the freeway southwest of you. Fallow the accidents and police cars. Hiko: Thanks. Hiko turned on his jet pack and blasted off. Shura weaved in and out of traffic as fast as she could. She began to steer her bike along side a large semi when she noticed the person driving it was another Shishio clone. Shishio steered the extremely large vehicle hard toward Shura, planning to smash her into the side of the freeway, but Shura reacted quickly and hit the brakes just in time to avoid it. After that, she chose to turn around and head the other direction. Sano road on top of another semi and saw Shura heading back toward him. He then shoved his mini-zanbato into the side of the truck and stood on it, with hands stretched out. Soujirou reached up, and as Shura drove under Sano, Soujirou caught Sano?s hand. Sano then tossed Soujirou onto the truck top. Shura drove away, passing two more Shishio clones driving cars. Shishio clone 1: Forget her, she means nothing, we must kill that key maker or the rest of the B team will be able to stop out plans to take over the mortal world! Shishio clone 2: I know, idiot. The Shishio clone 1 drove up beside the semi Sano and Soujirou stood upon so Shishio clone 2 could get out and attack them. Sano was shocked to see a Shishio jump up beside him. Sano: AHH! It?s another clone! Oh well, you guys aren?t nearly as good as the real Shishio, so I should have no problem taking care of you! Shishio master clone 2: You fool, I?m not a normal Shishio clone, and I?m a Shishio master clone! There are only three master clones like me! We are much more powerful than the usual trash. Sano: Oh yeah? Let me find out, then, just how much more powerful for myself! They began to fight. The master clone clearly out matched Sano and palm striked him hard. The thug flew far and hit the truck top, face first. He got lucky he didn?t fall off. Shishio walked over to the fallen Sano, but Sano kicked up, twirled his feet, and kicked the evil clone back. Sano just hand landed upright again, when the clone kicked him hard, sending him flying again. Sano slid to the edge, and just when he thought he was going to lose, he saw his mini-zanbato still sticking out of the side of the semi. Shishio walked over to him again, and Sano spun around, slashing his weapon. Shishio barley avoided it, but got some of his wrapping sliced off. Shishio looked up, both shocked and angry. Sano made a motion with his hand that seemed to say ?bring it, loser.? Shishio ran over, and evaded all Sano?s rapid swings. While he was avoiding, Sano kicked Shishio to the ground. The thug then did a downward thrust that the clone rolled to avoid easily, and kick the weapon away from Sano, and off the truck. Then the Shishio master clone grabbed Sano and tossed him off the back of the truck. Sano: Shhhhhiiiiittttttt??.. A car pulled forward and caught Sano, just before he hit the pavement. Sano looked in surprise at who was driving it. It was his old friend, Katsu. Katsu: Got ya?! Sano smiled. Katsu began to drive in front of the semi while the Shishio clone walked over to Soujirou. Shishio master clone 1: Now that I?ve taken care of your friend, I?ll take care of you! You won?t help them stop me from taking this realm with master Shishio! Soujirou: We do only what we are meant to do. Shishio master clone 1: Then you are meant for one more thing, DEATH!! Sano prepared to jump up and save Soujirou. Sano: How did you know I was here, Katsu? Katsu: Megumi told me you might need my help, now go kick his ass! Sano nodded and jumped of the hood of Katsu?s car strait at the Shishio master clone that was facing Soujirou. Sano kicked him with all him power directly in the back, and the clone went flying off the truck, into the car behind it. Glass and twisted metal went everywhere. Sano landed safely next to Soujirou. Sano: You okay? Soujirou: Never better, Sano, never better. Unknown to them, the semi they were riding on was being driven by a suicidal Shishio clone itself. And it was heading for another suicidal Shishio clone driving the semi that tried smashing Shura and Soujirou earlier. Sano and Soujirou looked over to see it heading right for them. Sano: Damnit. Hiko, if you?re out there, I could really use your help right now. Hiko fly as fast as he could with his still fairly new jet pack for the semi that Sano and Soujirou rode upon. The two semis collided into each other. The thug and key maker were thrown into the air as the fiery explosion surrounded them. Just as they thought they were goners, Hiko flew in from out of no where and caught them both and flew strait up in the air. Megumi stood up and cheered in excitement. Megumi: YES!! YES? Hiko, Shura, Megumi, Sano, Katsu, and Soujirou sat in the B-van considering their next actions. Hiko: So, Soujirou, you say you found out Shishios plans and where his main base is was on accident, but as soon as you did, he hired Enishi to kidnap you. Soujirou: Si, Senior. Hiko: And in that time, one of the body guards taught you Spanish? Come on Soujirou, tell us where the real Shishio is hiding and help us open his door with your special ?key.? Soujirou: Me gustaria tambien encantrajar me fortuna! Y un cerdo para la cine es bueno jugar para esparar. Hiko: In Japanese, Soujirou. Soujirou: Oh, okay. Sorry. Okay, I?ll help you get in. Katsu: I?ll help my old stupid friend out as well, Sano needs me. By the way, Soujirou, I know Spanish and that didn?t make any sense at all. Shura: It made sense to me? Hiko: GUYS!! We are talking about saving the world here! Later the next day, the B team was ready for their attack on Shishio?s hidden base in hell. If they found the ?core room? inside it and destroy the computers there, Shishio will have no chance in winning the war. Soujirou had said that in order to enter the hidden base must first destroy Hell?s power plant and grid system. Katsu went to destroy the power plant, while some mercenaries they hired went to shut down the power grid before it rerouted the power back the Shishio?s base, arming his explosive traps. Hiko, Sano, and Soujirou went strait for Shishio?s base while the others took care of their jobs. Megumi helped guide them from the B-van on the surface. Megumi: Why are staying here with me, Shura? Why did we have to hire some idiots to shut down the power grid? Why couldn?t you? Shura: Cause the only way I know how to shut that down is to blow the place up. Megumi: Why didn?t you just do that then? Shura: Katsu took all the bombs on his mission. Megumi: Ohh? Katsu ran down halls in the power station, tossing bombs to clear demons from his path. He finally placed all his remote mines and ran out the other side of the building. After he got far enough away, he hit a switch and the entire power station of the city of the damned blew up. Katsu grinned and ran off. The mercenaries did a good job sneaking in the power grid station and were currently typing on computer to shut it down, when a Shishio entered the room and slaughtered them all. Megumi: Shit, all our mercenaries are dead! As soon as Soujirou unlocks that door to Shishio?s hidden base, they are all toast! Shura: Quick, call them! Megumi: I?I can?t! There signal is not getting though, so neither will mine! I don?t even know where they are any more! Megumi typed frantically on one of the B-van?s computers. Shura: Damnit! Hiko is going to die! Megumi: Who gives a crap about that cocky ass! Sano is the one I?m worried about! Shura grabbed Megumi and lifted her from her chair. Shura: Why you son of a? Katsu through open the back of the van. Katsu: I?m all done! What?s going on here, ladies? Shura looked shocked and let go of Megumi. Shura: You?re back! Do you have any bombs left?!?! Katsu: Yeah, plenty more to blow up a whole? Katsu didn?t get far when Shura grabbed the bombs from him and bolted out the door. Soujirou lead Hiko and Sano down a long, white hall with green doors at all the sides, toward another green door at the far end. Just before they got to it, dozens of Shishio clones jumped out from all the side doors. Hiko and Sano got into a battle stance. A taller, buffer Shishio clone walked past all the other clones. Shishio master clone 2: I?m the 2nd Shishio master clone! Sano, you may have killed my brother, Shishio master Clone 1, but I?m much stronger! Hiko: Come on, Sano; let?s get these losers out of our way. Sano cracked his knuckles. Sano: Sounds good to me. Shura rode one of the B team motorbikes strait into the power grid station and jumped off right before it smashed into the building. An explosion woke up the place. Several police watch demons ran out to her. They attacked, but Shura didn?t have time to play with them, she simply pushed them over. Soon she ran into the main control room and tossed the bombs onto the computer software. It all got destroyed. Shura: There, mission complete! Shishio master clone 3: Not so fast, little lady! Shura spun around to see a Shishio clone. Shura: Don?t call me a lady! I?m manlier than you are! Shishio master clone 3: I?m the 3rd and final Shishio master clone! The most powerful Shishio clone! I doubt you are. You look kind of pretty and cute to me. Shura: Why you son of a bitch! I don?t give a crap what I look like! I?m to kick your wrapped ass! She rushed over to him and punched frantically at him. The clone blocked all her attacks and kicked her through the wall into the next room. Shishio master clone 3: You see? I?m way beyond you! You best be running! Shishio master clone 2: Arg! Ahh! You may have defeated me and the other clones, but the 3rd master clone will surely kill your female friend, Shura! Hiko and Sano stood over the dead bodies of all the Shishio clones and Sano gave the final kick to the master clone?s forehead. Sano: Damn, Hiko, you took that master clone out with one blow, like you did the other minions! All he did was start running at you, and you close-lined the sucker! Hiko: Shut up, Sano. Soujirou, go open that door! Soujirou didn?t hesitate to go unlock it. Suddenly more clones began entering the side doors again. Hiko: You two hold off these clones, I?ll move ahead and take care of that bastard, Shishio, once and for all. Sano and Soujirou nodded and began punching the army away. Hiko went through the door by himself and it snapped quickly behind him. Inside was a small white room with several televisions lining the walls. The real Shishio was standing at the other end of the room holding two Japanese swords. To Hiko?s right was the computers he was suppose to destroy. Shishio: Hello, Hiko. I will kill you now, and never have to worry about the ?B team? ever again! Prepare yourself! Shishio rushed at Hiko, slashing in frenzy. Hiko avoided all the swipes and palm striked his enemy in the jaw, sending him back. Hiko ran up and swung a mighty blow that Shishio blocked with his sword. Shishio: Why won?t my sword cut you?!?! Hiko: It?s not sharp enough to get past my mussels. Shishio: WHAT?!?! Hiko flip-kicked Shishio back against the wall. Hiko: Now let?s see you block this. Kuzu ryu sen! Hiko punched and swung at Shishio from nine differences at once. Shishio didn?t know what do block, or how Hiko did it, so he found himself getting hit from all sides at once. Shishio felt his endurance leave his body and slid to the tile floor. Hiko: There, now all I have to do is destroy your computers here. Shishio: Not so fast! You can do that, but Shura?s in trouble, and if you don?t get to her now she?ll get killed by Shishio master clone 3! Shishio pushed a button on one of the monitors and it came on. It showed Shura running from a Shishio clone that was shooting a pistol at her. She was shooting a pistol back. Hiko: SHURA!! Shishio: She entered that power grid station to save you, so what will it be? Save her, or save the world? Hiko: Uh, let?s see? both? Hiko smashed the computer with his arm then bolted out the door he entered in. Shishio: Damn.