Farto the Magic

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I am out. A guy broke into my room when I wasn't there and hid in my closet. He shot me alone and declared that god was his witness. The actual witness only saw me shoot him. In the end, I could've pressed the issue and not only kept in the game, but got him a level, but I was kind of apathetic, so I stepped down. I kept some honor and let the people who cared continue to duke it out. At least it was a sophmore guy who got me, rather than some ditzy freshman girl. Meh. Yes, my neighbor who works campus security was pissed and tried to write him up anyway.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Yes, its only waterguns. You can shoot back, but that only buys you an hour. You are allowed to get intel on people. In fact, I have a spy network of my friends, who have all died already. They're verymuch trustworthy and think this is amazingly fun. Forced entry should be banned. I think people just get too into it and the fact that I don't fall for their tricks annoys them. It turned out that the girl who previously had my name didn't get out at first, she lied. My network informed me of that and who was helping her. She tried SO hard yesterday. She sent other people to my room to try and get me out. The attempts were sad, as no one had a legitimate reason to see me. One guy asked me a question about our philosophy 201 class...i'm not in philosophy 201, I facebooked that course to throw people off. Another guy brought me a hamburger...I was eating nachos. One guy wanted to 'meet new people.' I was in my room, who knocks on random people's doors to meet new people? And the winner for saddest attempt... The conversation went this way: *knock, knock* Me: Yeah? Him: This is Dave, from down the hall. Nick wants to talk to you. Nick (in my room): *looks at me funny* Me: Nick, huh? Him: Yeah, Nick...Nick Brouwer. He wants to talk to you. Nick: I do? Him: Yeah, he does. Me: If he wanted to talk to me, he could just tell me...he's in here. Him: He wants to talk to you! Nick: You're stupid, i'm in here! Him: He wants to talk to you! Me: Valiant effort, but go away. Then she tried jumping up and down in the room above me...it was annoying at best. But then, while she was planning (out in the open, during a barbeque), she got shot and is now out. Now I have these freshmen girls after me. They did the same tactic of knocking and forcing the door open, but lack...creativity. I give them a day, until they're out. Beyond that, my old RA from last year has my name...I love my spy network...[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I go to Dordt college. But, there has been a change in the game. The person who was after me spent half an hour trying to break down my door/convince me to come out. After that, she had to leave the building, due to a strictness of male/female relations in the security thing. I found out her name and schedule and avoided her, changing clothes before I left buildings and sneaking through alleys here to there. I avoided her pretty well and had the situation mapped, but... ...she's out. Now there's a complete stranger hunting me across campus...again. No one knows who it is, except the girl who persued me and the other guy. I think i'll ask her who it is. Now is when the vigilance thing really comes in handy. My friends are helping me out, by being sentries, so to speak. My R.A. attempted to trick me into coming out of my awesomely barricade room, but it was to no avail. Damn, this is fun...[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]This is good, this is all good. So far, still in the game. My target does homework at around 8, i'd imagine, so i'll take her out then. I also found out that the person who's coming after me is some girl, and she's not quite...light on her feet. Its nice to know that I can outrun my assailant, but the issue of her getting taken out and then having someone random after me is not too comforting. I've been taking alternative routes to classes, camping in my room, and wearing a concealing hoody. I'm debating on tying my hair back and wearing glasses, if only to fool them. We only have pictures from facebook and the directory to go by, so figuring out who they are is difficult, as most people aren't photogenic. P.S. Mr. Maul, you totally ruined my plan.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Ok, I'm playing this game in college, where I'm given a water pistol and a contract with a name. The objective is to squirt the person who owns the names with the water pistol, then steal the contract they have. Classrooms and administration buildings are safe and no one can be shot between the hours of 12am and 8am. The problem is the vast stretches of sidewalk and the creeping paranoia that one of the people in the crowd is chasing me. Currently, I'd say i'm in good straits. I have a well-stocked pantry in my room, a myriad of ideas, and a hoody to hide my face. Any tips? Anyone done this sort of thing before?[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Wow...that totally ruined my breakfast. I don't think the gravity of it has actually struck me yet. But yeah, he was really enthusiastic. His death does seem like the grizzly bear guy, but...less expected. The grizzly bear guy lived on the mountain after HIS bears went into hibernation and was attacked by a strange bear who was surprised to find a sleeping man hiding in a tent right by it. He should've known better. Irwin's was a complete accident...sad. Peace out, Steve. May there be crocs wherever you reside now.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='Tical Blue']Pay attention, the plot of that song is quite obvious (masturbation)[/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Wow...never would've come up with that. In fact, the idea that anyone has is kind is scary. Seriously scary. I mean, is there something anatomically wrong with them? Honestly, could someone explain the connection between the two? I can't see it.[/COLOR][/FONT] [QUOTE=harakufan]farto,you,well,(creep the hell outta me!kidding!) are rather straightforward,aren't you?[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I try to be straightforward. And if I come across as a creepy person, then I appologize. I havn't engaged in child sacrifice in alost ten minutes, so see? I'm working on it.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Those guys annoy the hell out of me. Their lyrics are random and stupid. Terra cotta pie? WTF?! On top of that, the lead singer's voice is like nails on a chalkboard, to me. If I listen to more than ifteen minutes of them, I cry...seriously...No one should make money for torturing people with terrible...everything and a complete lack of talent... You can like them if you want though.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I totally suck at bowling, which is a terrible sin in a redneck community, such as mine. On dates, you go bowling, or to a movie. I can't bowl...I just chuck the ball as fast as I can. I always throw it the wrong way too. My high score was 300...because it was computerized and one of my friends hacked the system. I cheated...[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Name: Shinei the Avenger Gender: Male Personality: He is somber, being given such a heavy duty. He has been trained his entire life for battle against demons. Shinei was originally a lieutenent in the Holy Army, but showed great promise in combat. As such, he was given the duty of defending Heaven from the fiends. Appearance: [URL=http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/k/a/katyushja/angel_male.jpg.html]Here[/URL] Side: Heaven Aspect: strength Weapon: An ax, the head of which is shaped in the visage of an angel, the two wings forming the two serated blades. [/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Michael means godly man. Dean means valley...but its really just my mom's name with one less 'e' and 'n.' Her name is Deeann. She lacks...creativity. My last name is Frisian for "axe-man." I don't know why they had axes. Lumberjacks, warriors, axe-murderers, got me. So I'm a holy man who lives in a valley and wields an axe. That sounds like a sweet concept for an anime character. Like a localized, medieval Wolfwood.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Heh. My native culture has no bladed weaponry...Hehehe...My last name means "axe-man." I personally find myself addicted to the calming sensation I get from the culture. Tea slows me down. Asian food (when prepared correctly) is unrivaled in taste and health. Oh, and the music. The Last Samurai soundtrack is the only thing that helps me wind down after a tough day. This guy is just angry because, rather than becoming skinheads, we chose asian culture to appreciate. He seems to think that we pretend to be asian (wether or not we truly are) and don't appreciate our own culture. Inuyasha would have a few things to say to this guy... [QUOTE] I haven't read anything this idiotic since Mein Kampf.[/QUOTE] I thought mein kampf was kinda boring. "Daddy, I don't want to be a mailman! I want to be a dictator!"[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Thanks for the idea, Gavin. [QUOTE]Originally Posted by Dirk Lowbrow (Prussian Blue Forum) Does anyone really want to read what a bunch of White guilt ridden media brainwashed half wits have to say about something they know nothing about?[/QUOTE] What are they proud of? Being fully caucasian? This only displays their ignorance. Prussia and Germany (at least to my white, guilt-ridden, media-brainwashed, half-a-mind) is dangerously close to Hungary, if not right next to it. Interesting. But to my knowledge, Hungary was composed of the descendants of Huns, who were...Asian? [QUOTE]Among the first to arrive were the Huns, who built up a powerful empire under Attila. [/QUOTE] Wikipedia agrees. Where did the Huns go, though? They inter-bred with the German population. That was followed in the 800s by the Magyars and in the 1200s by the Mongols. Hungarian horses are bred from steppe ponies. Evidently the asian influence never really left. So, their biggest point of pride was shot down by simple facts of history. The "white" people who are so proud of the heritage are actually part asian? Wait, that must be why the nazis were referred to by the Allies as...wait for it...the Great Hun. And they even mentioned it on Band of Brothers. Don't those guys have cable? Touche.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Name: Terghar Cannonfodder Age: totally dead Profession: Friendly ghost. Backstory: Haunted orphanages and hospitals, entertaining the sick and poor alike, for no money...since he has no need for it. Personality: Always an optimist, Terghar has no negative emotions. He's dead, why worry? Hakuna matata. Besides, negative emotions are bad karma and who wants to be reincarnated as a fungus? Stuff: Ghostly clothing and ghostly armor and a ghostly sword. None of which actually work, or have ever been used. The Cannonfodder family has a long history of not using their weapons in combat and it would have been a shame for Terghar to have broken that tradition. Talents: He can always keep a clear head...literally and metaphorically. In addition, he tends to be a good scout, though he is easily distracted...by squirrels and the like.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Name: Michael Van Zeeben Age: 19 Gender: male Ethnicity and Place of Birth: Dutch, with pinch of Swedish. He was born in rural Colorado. Ability: At will, he can make bony spikes (about a foot long) jut out from his forearms. They never entirely disappear though, just retreat beneath the skin. As such, he must always wear baggy clothing. When his arm-spikes jut forth, his eyes turn red and he fully loses control of himself, in a hulk-like style. Appearance: He stands tall for his age, as the dutch are prone to be. He has long dirty-blond hair that he keeps long and ties back. His eyes are normally green. He always wears black clothing, but covers it up with a brown leather duster, similar to those of cowboys. Biography: He grew up a normal rural boy. He attended school, looked forward to living his life on his ancestral farm, and was generally a happy person. In fact, he was never anything but happy. He was a firm optimist. In school, he was never popular, but managed to ignore that fact. He had real friends. One day, he met a girl. She was popular and seemed interested in him. He spent less time with his friends and, when they expressed concern, he snapped at them, telling them that he had new friends. Eventually she broke up with him and left him for another man; a more popular man. He was struck dumb for days. His life passed before him in a blur as he was catatonic. His old friends didn't like him anymore. His new friends never liked him. He sat on a rock one day outside his family's farm. "What do you want, my dear? What do you want the most in your life?" His lips mouthed a word that he never consciously desired. "Rage..."[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE]Since when has there been diversity and multi-culturalism in the Mid East? And if you want to know why the Mid East is such a shithole right now, look no further than you're 'white race.' It was European and (More recently) American people who invaded the Mid East and colonialised (Not colonised) their countries. A european minority ruled the countries and opressed the hell out of the natives, which lead to a lot of unstableness and now terrorism. It was the 'white race' that created the whole situation. They ****** things up even worse in Africa and Asia.[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]That's so true. White people, you are screw-ups! Oh, that's me? My bad. We totally screwed the world up. Especially africa. We cut territories based on landmarks and straight lines and disallowed the natives to trade and procreate with others across the borders. We broke up tribes and generally screwed it all up. Sadly, I wonder if africa will ever be stable. As for the IQ thing, I think country music lower the IQs of people, not race.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1']Untrue, terrorists can take any shape or form. The IRA and the UVF are two cases of Catholic and Protestant terrorist groups, regardless of what they prefer to call themselves, who are not followers of Allah. Also Farto, and I think I speak for every religious person here regardless of creed, but no true follower of any major faith condones terrorism.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I totally forgot about the Irish thing. My bad. But, that's a topic for another thread.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='Starfire0567'] I've tried to stop I really have but it seems I can't. Anyone got any ideas?[/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Watch your calorie intake. Try to keep your daily intake under 1500. AVOID POPTARTS. At 200 calories a tart, they add up fast. Eat fruits and meats. Avois dairy products, as they tend to be high in fat. Avoid low-grade meats, like hamburger, as they too tend to be high-fat. If its a good-quality hamburger (not fast-food; grilled), have at it. Carbs aren't bad. Eat them and sugars in the morning. Eat protein at night. Carbs and sugars give you energy, which can be negative late at night. Hope I helped and good luck![/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Touche. Affirmative action isn't all bad. That was all I had, so now I totally quit. Mind if I ask a question? Why are nazis still around? After the Holocaust, why would anyone take the name of such an infamous organization? That aside, I remember some more stuff from my history class. Aryan was the type of Christianity the goths invented, because it coincided better with their original pseudo-frankish beliefs of family and such. Catholicism was too...roman for them. When the goths sacked rome (due to broken promises involving land and food given after the huns attacked and displaced them), they made the aryan church the official language of the 'new' rome. Then there was a big messy period of rome losing land to the franks and such and then Charlemagne invented the Holy Roman Empire. If I recall, Hitler's aim was to re-establish the holy roman empire. I saw some of the blueprints made up for his uber-city, called Germania. The buildings were nice, but the beliefs of the people to build it were not. Basically, Hitler romantisized (sp?) the romans, like so many generations before him. He was just willing to start a massive war to make his dream a reality. I'm in no way agreeing with what he did, however it may sound. Personally, I think he couldn't let go of the concept of the perfect german empire. The reason for the holocaust? Got me. Maybe he was looking for a scapegoat to rally the german people and make them angry, rather than feeling sorry for themselves over the loss of World War I. [QUOTE] Not All Muslims Are Terrorists.[/QUOTE] But all terrorists are muslims.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Now, BlueEyedAngel, it sounds kind of like you respect the rights of members of other races, but generally care for your own. I can't hold it against you. For fun, I think i'll side with you. You do seem to be overwhelmed and then some by the posts. The only person otherwise siding with you is John. Now that I see where you're coming from, let's give this a shot. Affirmative action=bull****. If all races are truly equal, than why put all of them in front of one. If white people truly aren't the majority, then why act as though they are? Its discrimination against white people. Someone, please argue pro-affirmative action. Please, argue that discriminating is good.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Harry]Well the reason she has to get her tubes tied if for some reason he's against a vasectomy is rule #1 for guys. Never believe a girl when she says she's on birth control. Especially when she's in "awww baby" mode.[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Sadly, there's truth to that. My cousin (who's 18) recently announced that she's pregnant and that they'll stay together and the baby will make everything alright. Wow, her mom did the exact same thing just under twenty years ago. But a vasectomy can be undone. A bisectomy can't. I think the government should offer one or the other as a free alternative to certain people. Like these people from my church. They have 9 kids now and can't financially support them all, so they're asking everyone else for money. I don't feel the least bit sorry for them. If they could control themselves or use protection, they wouldn't be in that quandary. When asked by the local newspaper if one of them is getting that done, they said "No, we'll just hope and pray that we don't have another one." The brilliance of humanity astounds and terrifies me.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by BlueEyedAngel 2. "People of all skin colours are all of the same kin, as they are all humans." By that logic, I could say "people of every family are relatives". It's true to a degree, but if inclusion/exclusion can apply on a family level, it can apply on a racial/ethnic/tribal level.[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Hm. So, you're suggesting that we revel in that which was our ancestors...trying to keep the pool pure and keep all races autonomous on a tribal level. That would imply re-inventing the tribal practices of our ancestors. Since i'm Friesian, send me a missionary and I'll eat him. Should I try cajun, or stir-fry? I got this great recipe for cajun. Missionary Gumbo 1 christian missionary (peeled and diced) 5 green peppers 7 onions 1 lb ground black pepper 1 lb ground ocra 10 tomatoes 1/2 lb salt Boil a large pot of water over a fire. Upon boiling, add green peppers, tomatoes, onions, and ocra. After three minutes, gently stir in the missionary, salt, and pepper. Mmmmmm...but what about stir-fry? Meh. All joking aside, though. Dude, I'm a history major. World War I and World War II were both spawned out of nationalism. World War I was basically spawned out of every country thinking that they were invincible and eventually, they wanted to prove it to the other countries who thought they were invincible. The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Whatshisnuts II by the hands of Serbian NATIONALISTS was the spark that set off the powder keg that was Europe. After getting pwned old-school by the Allies, Germany and Austria were punished times infinity and the punishment, combined with more nationalism, spawned World War II. Have you ever seen Band of Brothers? The point is, none of that war, or the previous war, HAD to happen. In fact, they were both prettymuch wasted lives. That's probably why the amount of 'whites' decreased so massively in the past hundred years. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty frickin sure that around a million or so guys died when you combine both wars. Now, take into account the idea that their deaths were for naught but the pride of nations...what a sad world we live in.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=The13thMan][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I think curvey women are sexier than big breasted women. [/COLOR] [/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I totally agree. If a woman has a nice figure, she could be entirely lacking boobs, for all I care. Like Tical said, if they're too big, they serve no purpose. The size of a champaigne glass is ideal. Any more is wasteful. You only need so much boob. Like Dog, the bounty hunter's wife. Holy crap, that's too much. Its a turn-off, that much is.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Hm. There are some places I'd like to try it. I would do it in a box. I would do it with a fox. I would do it in a house. I would do it with a spouse. I would do it here or there. I would do it anywhere. I would do green eggs and ham. But I still would not do Sam-I-am. (sorry, folks) Sorry. Needed to get that out. *Chibi, I totally agree. Danielle Steele is nuts.*[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] That's weird. I worked at McDonald's too and it had the opposite effect on me. I worked there 6 hours a day 5 days a week and I swore I would gag every time I walked by the fryers. Okay so I was between two months and four months pregnant when I worked there, but It really turned me off to fried food. Even now I don't eat it very often.[/color'][/font][/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS] [COLOR=DarkGreen]Oh, it totally turned me off to fried food. I must not have mentioned it. The smell of kitchen oil (or even grease) make me gag. I would rather eat my left hand than eat a big mac. But the place I worked at wouldn't let people leave on break, so you basically had to eat there. In all actually, my left hand is probably pretty nutritious and I don't use it all that often. Usually more as a paperweight. Well, that's a new option.[/COLOR][/FONT]