Farto the Magic

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I really don't like blondes. Which is weird, because almost every girl I have or have attempted to date has blonde hair. But its just not a turn-on to me. In high school, I found the cheerleaders irritating, rather than hot. And they were nice to me. I do like curly hair though, I know that. And non-brown eyes. Sorry, brown eyes also just aren't a turn-on. The ability to get rough with a girl is appealing though. Wrestling, name-calling (in jest), and even fighting with sticks make girls a lot (I emphasis the A LOT) more appealing to me. I also tend to like girls with a bit of a bad streak. Not like the get hammered and wake up next to someone else every Saturday. Hedonism is a turn-off. I want them to lighten up and be...devious sometimes. Like doing stupid stuff. Threatening people with a switch-blade is cool. Matching interests is a must. Likewise, they must be able to put up with my love of weapons. I have about 7 weapons and 4 pieces of armor, which were expensive and a woman I am interested in must respect, if not enjoy. If they're into geeky stuff, that helps too. Roleplaying, Star Wars, D&D, MTG, etc. Putting up with it is a must, at least. Ooh, taking care of herself is also a must. I'm sorry, but if I am to retain interest, she must keep a decent figure. Not saying that I would cheat on them or anything. It doesn't even need to be difficult. Just don't go crazy with the cake or dress like a hooker and we ourselves a deal.[/COLOR][/FONT]

Dude, doube posting is a no-no. But I digress. [QUOTE]I mean, when your girl friend says something stupid, you can't call her a retard or wrestle her to the ground - what's the fun in having girl friends if you can't spontanuously break into a fist fight? Honestly![/QUOTE] Dude, nothing says you have to get into a relationship with a prissylittle thing. I mean, hot as she was, I could always wrestle/fight/get threatened by/with my girlfriend. I mean, I couldn't actually throw a punch or anything, but we still fought all the time. Play-fought mind you.

[QUOTE]Everyone who isn't saved is going to hell and should therefore live it up.[/QUOTE] Tearing down society along with them. Fasteriskhead, you are so right, you have no idea. As for the whole gay thing (sorry for the bluntness, but deal with it), I am not a fan. When I look at someone to date, I usually don't consider her sexual preference and in all honesty, it complicates the already complicated process. I don't think people are born gay, because Freud was high on the fumes coming from his own ***. Babies aren't sexual. How many babies have you seen getting down and dirty? None. People get that way from having a personal view on something that is skewed (gender roles, parenting, w/e) and they run with it. They can stop being gay, as is evidence by the numerous ex-gays out there. As for gay marriage, again Fasteriskhead, you are so right. And Bush, while being a moron, is a puppet for something larger than himself. Black Sun Criminal Syndicate. No, wait. Republicans as a whole. Its what his constituants (sp?) want...I guess. I like what he's done, I hate his global polotics, I like the Iraq thing, but he is an idiot.

[QUOTE]Oh, I'm sorry! In my first post I must've assumed we were discussing people who actually had mental and behavioral illnesses severe enough to keep them from living their lives in a fulfilling and meaningful manner, and what obligation society has to help them in whatever way. Had I been paying attention I would have known we were actually talking about how all of us are just TOO NUTS for the rest of the SQUARES to handle!!! They just don't know how to deal with weirdos like us, man!! That's why they've gotta PERSECUTE us by... you know... by... like, uh... well... *AHEM* Anyways we are totally not insane like they say we are!!!! WELL OKAY THEY MAY NOT ACTUALLY SAY WE'RE INSANE AT ALL BUT THEY IMPLY IT WITH THEIR DISAPPROVING GLARES!! The truth is that THEY'RE the insane ones for trying to KEEP US DOWN!!! Our music is too hard for them, our clothes are just pushing the edge and about to break loose!!!! They can't handle true madness!!! Down with the man!! Their square ways ain't gonna las- ...s-say, who's that guy sitting in the alley over there? he's been holding his ears and rocking back and forth for the last few minutes, i-it's kinda creepy. dudes let's go rock out how ABNORMAL we are somewhere else, o-okay?[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Dude, not every conversation is an academic discussion. This is FUN and you honestly don't enhance the experience with your 'uber-god of knowledge, higher than thou' attitude. Its annoying. If you want to start an academic discussion, start a post on it, other wise buzz off. And you smell funny too. [I]Touche![/I] Anyway, back to the discussion. I think the past generations think of us as insane because our music is morbid and/or random. Our entire subculture is random and/or morbid. Take a look at what was popular back when your parents were growing up and what's popular now and we all seem like psycho-killers. But that's ok, its fun! Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go to a mental instituion to make fun of the residents...and Fasteriskhead![/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Favorite pizza! Favorite sandwiches aren't as tasty as favorite pizzas. Ok, try tis one. Eat a sandwich made of pitch and tar. OR Eat a sandwich made of turkey and swiss on rye. I know. I'm fiendish.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE]But, you know, if you want your body to be immortal as well, you can always take up alchemy and create the Elixir of Life. >>[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Hey, I'm down with that. I'll take two please. But I digress, I don't believe that love makes one immortal, but it definitely makes life more bearable. The highs seem higher, the lows aren't as low, and life in general seems more fulfilling. By love I refer to eros, a passionate, romantic kind of love. Philia and agape aren't so much fulfilling as nice to have in your life.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I would rather have a long break rather than stay in school. Because for me if I am really bored. I just go to sleep and then wake up later with something to do. If not then I would just fall back on my "Read a book or just play videogames" routine. Which isnt really going to work for a while until Kingdom Hearts 2 comes out. Then I am marking off sleep from my daily routine until further notice. Would you rather, Be immortal or Be a mortal?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=Trebuchet MS]I believe one like this ahs already been done, but w/e. Could I just have an extended lifespan? Cuz that I wouldn't mind. But, given the two, I'd choose immortality. That way, I could tell people I was the Highlander.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [QUOTE]-would you rather have holidays where you are extremely bored since you are not allowed to go anywhere (but you get a break form school) OR -would you spend your days working extremely hard in school, but you are surrounded by friends and have lots of fun..... when you are not doing essays or equations or reports ......you get the idea[/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkGreen]Dude, you could not have picked a better one if you had tried. I'm on spring break and bored as ever. Last week, I was incredibly busy with papers and junk. Of the two, the papers were more fun. Cuz between papers, I could screw around with my friends who are currently in Missouri and Canada. How about this? Killed by an Alien? OR Killed by a Predator?[/COLOR]

[QUOTE]would you rather Frolic through a field of pink flowers or would you rather have a fancy like teaparty[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Dude, tea rocks my face off. Eyesofthedemon: I kinda like betrayal in this situation. How's this: Discover your significant other is not the gender you thought they were. OR Discover you're not the gender you thought you were.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE]Would you rather? You body perfectly frozen and been preserved in the middle of Antarctica. Then about 500 years later they have your body and in case you in a museum for everyone to see. Or Been mummified and buried deep underground. Your body is found in 500 years and they in shrine you thinking that you?re some kind of god.[/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkGreen] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Both! Seriously, it'd be cool to be a frozen mummy in a museum of the gods.[/FONT][/COLOR] [QUOTE] Locked in a room with Barney or Locked in a room with Elmo[/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Elmo. I know I could overpower Elmo. "Chickendance this!!" Alright, how about this: Be the main character in a good horror movie (for real life). OR Be a side character in a bad B-movie.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=Trebuchet MS]I'm half dutch, half swedish and half english...ok fine, I have no english blood in me. Cept for the time I bit that one guy...that's another story though. I'm mostly dutch, but 1/16 swedish. Its kind of sad though. My family even has the dutch part split. My mom's family is from Batavia and my dad's family is Frisian. The swedish is on my dad's side. I checked out wikipedia recently, to see if either of the dutch factions had any historical significance and it was pretty cool. Lotta drama with rome...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=Trebuchet MS]That depends...are any (and if so, how many) people watching? Cuz if its just me, well I think I could handle my bad singing and nakedness. How about this: [CENTER]Sitting through a senate meeting OR Being eaten by cats[/CENTER] Both are long processes, but one has a potential end, albeit painful.[/FONT][/COLOR]

Ugh...pop...If their next albumn is worse than their recent one, I don't know what I'll do. The first one was dynamite. And the music videos too, they were amazing...

[COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Hey there folks! Alright, here's the situation. I'm on spring break until the 20th and m girlfriend's in Canada right now. Our one month anniversary is the 13th and I want to do something for it, because she'd like that. She's kind of a tomboy, likes tea, weapons, shakespeare, the outdoors, etc. Right now I'm open to suggestions because I've got nothing. Since this is a small town too, there are no places for, say, fencing lessons or something like that. I've checked. But yeah, any suggestions are extremelly appreciated.[/FONT][/COLOR]

Dude, I dissected crickets today for Zoology lab. I felt bad though, since they were still alive, so I had them executed. My favorite insect though is grasshoppers. Honestly, I kill them all the time, they scare me sometimes, and there's thousands of them in Iowa (where I am, FYI), but I love their structure. The whole thing with the legs and then the wings is just brilliant. [URL=http://www.diamondcomics.com/toychest/toys/99_11/SEP995092.jpg]I HAVE A PICTURE![/URL]

[QUOTE]But its always the nice guys who will finish last. We never get a chance. [/QUOTE] Dude, speak for yourself. I'm nice too. I got a frickin amazing girl. Just hang in there and if you know you can't be more than friends, move on. But it'll happen eventually. Just make sure the girls don't like you because you can support the kid they had with the other guy. ;) Nice guys of the world, hang in there.

[QUOTE]Oh, a college philosophy class, eh? I guess the rest of us should hang it up, then. Ladies and gentlemen, shall we stop our discussion? The sir wishes to tell us what a syllogism is.[/QUOTE] I meant no offense. I just figured that the current question was already beaten down and had descended into a verbal arguement involving everyone ganging up on someone who has differing views on...everything. I did figure though that if anyone would care to discuss more difficult questions, this would be the thread to do it on. But, if you insist on making me out to be an arrogant prat, go on. I won't stop you. On the other hand, if you want to continue with the philosophy, I could keep conjuring stuff up. So, since you apparently deemed the last questions too easy for you to immerse yourself in, and would rather deface me than answer these, its apparent that you don't care or don't know. Ah well, I couldn't claim to know these either. Socrates did say "True knowledge is knowing that you know nothing." If anyone else has anything constructive to bring to the conversation, by all means...

Indeed. You need to specify stuff. Honestly, your thread was so vague. But its ok because I love MCR too. Hang 'em high is good if you like to head-bang, like me. Cemetary drive is nice also. Their new CD isn't as good as the old one is. Honestly, a five and a half minute song is too long. My attention span is that of a gopher. The old CD rocked my face off and back on.

No. A global government couldn't happen now. In 600 years? Maybe. But before that, it'd be horrid. I agree with Boba Fett on all points. NATO is worthless and the EU only succeeded on making cool money. The federation would need to be loosly bonded to one another, more like a Republic and let the nations govern themselves for the most part. It would more than likely be the bridge between countries who have issues regarding one another. Universal laws though, are impossible. Some countries still allow hanging to take place, while most countries don't even have a death penalty. Universal government could work, but it mediate rather than govern. That's my two cents.

Please, this is hardly a philisophical question. Its a moral dilemma. I laugh at people who think this is deeply philisophical. How about something more...difficult to grasp? Is virtue its own reward? Are humans naturally rational? What makes a chair a chair? What is the essence of chairness? What makes a dog different than a cat? Dudes. I'm in a college philosophy class right now. These are the topics at hand.

I would have to agree with Shy. Sometimes its best to just let a thread die. Especially in the adventure square. When your school of samurai mutants gets sucked into another dimension and attacked by demons, its time to put it down. Violently.

You're not going insane. You're going sane in a crazy world. I once saw a fireworks show from my car, then realized that it was 10 o'clock on a Sunday night and most people don't do fireworks in December either. Yeah. Going crazy? Indeed. Judging from your posts though, I'd say you are just a weird kid who likes anime a lot. Which is good, because now you're among friends. You're not crazy until you see half a dozen non-existent truckers standing around your bed.

Name: Keith Barott Nickname: Mr. Barott Age: 34 Gender: Male Appearance: [URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Pirate.jpg/245px-Pirate.jpg]Mr. Barott[/URL] Short Bio: An outlaw from a young age, its easy to see why piracy was an easy job to fall into. Mr. Barott joined a crew at the ripe age of 14 and sailed with them for many years, until he heard talk of a tribe of island natives who had a massive treasure store. Apparently island savages don't like it when pirates try to steal their stuff and kill them and the island cannibals ate up his crewmates. He was spared however, when the island natives were visited by a missionary. Still in debt from the failed island raid, Mr. Barott has received countless black spots, which he solves by moving frequently. He isn't an actual cook, but lying has never really deterred him. If its edible, it gets boiled in brandy! Short Personality: A fatherly fellow to the younger crew-mates. But still an incredibly greedy man, who's not above theft. He holds a deep-seated hatred for island-natives, since they almost killed him. He's also a "devoted" religious man, who knows nothing of religion, but pretends to. Position on Ship: Cook Weapons: [URL=http://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/COLD_STEEL_Knives/ColdSteel_Swords_1917Cutlass_88CSL.jpg] Cutlass he found in a tidal pool. (which is really rusty)[/URL] Devil's Fruit power: None Dream: Gain some phat loot.

In Iowa, if three indians are walking down the street, they are considered a war party and can legally be shot.

I'm emo. But I'm not sad, I don't cut myself, and I don't wear girl clothes. I'm almost always a happy person. I've only ever cut myself once and I don't want to talk about it. I also hate girl clothes. Heck, my girlfriend hates girl clothes. I love the music though. Mostly because I have an obsession with morbid things. Bones and such are so cool. I love them. Especially human bones. To think that the bone before me was once part of a person who thought and had a life is so cool. And buying human bones is legal. Very legal. Also weapons. I have more weapons than most villages in Europe had in 1400. Spikes are cool too. I love spikes. Spikes in leather though are even cooler. I like black clothes though. Me being a hemopheliac, I tend to bleed at the slightest things. That's my way of lightening my clothing bills. I like emo stuff. Its nice.

Ok, I just had a random thought that began with riots and rednecks. Who, if you could pick anyone throughout time and space, would you want to see duke it out in the Coliseum? I've got a few ideas. Marilyn Monroe vs. Paris Hilton (battle of the no-talent blondes) Hitler vs. Al Gore (two lying nit-wits) A basic samurai vs. a basic european knight ( that'd just be sweet)