Ozymandius Jones

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]Hello, [B]kidrocker123[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. In case you didn't notice, this thread has been dead for quite some time; the last post before yours was made over three years ago. Please do not resurrect old threads; stick to the ones on the first page, and you'll fare much better. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]Lord of Spirits[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange][QUOTE=James][font=franklin gothic medium] But as I said, I'm going to attempt to create a more free-flowing system that combines the best of both worlds. It won't be easy, but I guess this RPG will be a big test for that kind of stuff. ^_^[/font][/QUOTE] So we're being used as guinea pigs in the world of James' RP endeavors? Squeak, I say. Squeak.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]Master of Death[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]blooming[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]Woah, woah woah, hold your horses. You're putting the cart before the horse, so to speak. Recruit in the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=48]Inn[/URL] first, after reading the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]sticky[/URL] and the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/rules.php?]rules[/URL], specifically those regarding grammar and posting quality. [i]Then[/i] you may start your RP. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]I could say something about loving the idea and the idea of the plot twists, but it's all been said so far. Very true, yes, but rather redundant, and thus somewhat pointless. While I do think this sounds like an uberpwn idea (and will pounce on it as soon as it's in the Inn), the main reason [i]I[/i] am posting is to comment on the fact that the "Ministry of Arts, Religion and Tourism"...the juxtaposition amuses me for some absurd reason. [/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange][quote name='Sakura][COLOR=Navy']Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I know I haven't posted for ages but I'm hoping to post sometime within the week since I'm on term break.[/COLOR][/quote] Don't sweat it, no one's posted in ages for our team. ;) But both Starr and I see places to go with us being split off, and are looking forward to seeing what you and Blayze do. : D[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][b][u]Military Sign-up[/u][/b] [b]Name:[/b] Vladimir Smirnov [b]Age/Date of Birth:[/b] June 17, 1975 [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Country of Origin:[/b] Russia [b]Speciality:[/b] Communications [b]Rank:[/b] Sergeant, BBC (The Russian Federation Air Force) [b]Education:[/b] Basic Training is the highest education Vlad has completed, as he went into the military after completing his country's equivalent of high school. He spent the two years between his graduating and his enlistment hitchhiking across Europe. [b]Service Record:[/b] Enlisted - 1995 Promoted - Private to Senior [I]Lyotchik[/I] (Equiv. 'Airman First Class' in the USAF) - 1998 Promoted - Senior [I]Lyotchik[/I] to Junior Sergeant ('Sr. Airman,' USAF) - 2002 Promoted - Jr. Sgt. to Sergeant - 2005 Served in both Chechen Wars onboard an A-50 Mainstay. [b]Awards:[/b] None to date [b]Role:[/b] Communications / radio technician / techy geek / obligitory pessimist [b]Appearance:[/b] [URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/Vladimir.jpg]Vladimir[/URL] [b]Personality:[/b] Somewhat dour and pessimistic, with a morbid, wry, cynical sense of humor, if you can call it that at all. He?s determined, but almost half-convinced everything he tries will fail. Others have called him a depressed personality ? he counters that it?s merely being realistic, [i]spasebo.[/i] In social settings he?s not precisely the most fun person to be around, tending to be dry, and somewhat discouraging. That being said, he?s never one to back down from what seems to be a well-thought-out suicide mission?he claims it?s a Russian thing. [b]Biography:[/b] Vlad, like all his age, was born behind the Iron Curtain, and spent the first sixteen years of his life living beneath the oppressive governments of the Soviet Union. Like many in his country, he spent those years learning how to blend in, how to not draw attention to himself. His life passed as normal as could be expected in those circumstances, with a loving mother and an ever-present (if not affectionate) father. His schooling was through ? if unforgivably biased in things like history ? and he maintained fairly good grades. 1n ?91 the Iron Curtain fell, throwing Vlad?s home ? like much of the former USSR ? into a time of poverty and confusion. Quick wits and a relatively nimble set of fingers kept his family from starving ? until his mother found out where her son was getting the bread. After a short stint of what he refers to ? to this day ? as ?house arrest?, the family went back to scrounging. Again, like much of the former USSR, things returned to normalcy, allowing Vlad to graduate at the age of 18. Once graduated, he spent two years roaming Europe with nothing but a backpack and a handful of bills (the legitimacy of which was challenged on several separate occasions). Once those two years ? which he refers to as both the best two years and the worst two years of his life ? were done, he returned home and enlisted in the BBC, the Russian Federation?s air force. Basic training passed without a hitch, as did his first few years of enlistment. But as time went on, his commanding officers began to refer to him more and more when it came to tricky problems with things like antennas, radio waves, and other problems that would plague sound gear. And as demand for his abilities went up, so did his pessimism level?until one Colonel Chekov - a friend of his direct CO?s direct CO ? recommended him to the Russian?s version of the Stargate project. Numerous transfers have occurred since then, the result of which is he is now with the Excalibur project?and he?s got the odds of his survival at three hundred and sixty two (point three, to be precise) to one. [i]Character snippet:[/i] [In Progress][/COLOR] [/SIZE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]Hello, [b]flamesforfun[/b] and welcome to Otakuboards. You seem a little confused as to the correct method of RPing here. The rules and advice can be found [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]here.[/url]. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before starting an RP. Also, double posting is againsts the [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/rules.php?]rules[/url] of the entire forum. Please read the rules, and feel free to PM me or any of the other moderators with any questions. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]Sorry, but this is an old RPG. Please do not ressurect old threads - stay on the first page/page and a half. Thank you. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]prowlinglycan[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Square. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1][QUOTE=White][COLOR=55555][FONT=Tahoma] Another product that I have decided on is a slide. Not just any slide. A slide that starts at my room and ends in my basement (and another from my room the the middle floor). Of course, the slide will be accessible from the middle floor aswell. And it [i]will[/i] be lime green.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] I've always wanted a fireman's pole from my room to the basement. I've also wanted a firetruck since practically forever...I'd take out all the equipment and stuff, and put a bunk, a computer, a little 'fridge, stuff like that in it, and just hang out in a fire truck. It'd be the niftyest thing ever.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange][QUOTE=Dagger]And now there is a Snakes on a Plane [url=http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=253565][u]RPG[/u][/url]. Life is good. On one of the other forums I post at, people are already trying to guess potential sequel titles. Some of the ones that have been mentioned so far include "Snakes on Another Plane" and "Snakes on a Train." :animesmil ~Dagger~[/QUOTE] Snakes on a Ship (snakes secretly sank the Titanic!). Snakes in a Shake (what happens when they get into the ingrediants at a McDonals, oooh, scary!) and Snakes with a Rake (Reptiles + Gardening Tools = GORY MAYHEM OMZ)... ... Why am I still up? This is why I don't post after midnight... [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]sinsa[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange][quote name='Dragon Warrior']I thought we were rid of that dark past. I could've sworn no one remembered it and it could not be found. This is awful [/quote] I agree. Just when we think we're all free of the shadows of the past, someone goes and dredges something like that up. My faith in humanity and the forgiving nature of man has been shattered, and I will now cry. :animecry: ... I will now cry for being forced to actually [i]use[/i] that smilie. See what you made me do? :'( -Nine-oh-fi-I mean, [b]Ozy[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1][url=http://www.otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=48]Inn First, out here second. Kthnx.[/url] [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1][url=http://www.otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=48]Inn First, out here second. Kthnx.[/url] [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]Dear [b]gabrielzero[/b], you still do not seem tohave read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]sticky.[/URL] Please do so, and obey the guidelines set out there. I do not enjoy locking every thread you put up, so please make it so I don't have to. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hello, [B]gabrielzero[/B], and welcome to the Adventure Inn. Allow me to steer you towards the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL]. The [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] contains all the information you need to start an RP here at OB, and all the information you need to avoid it getting locked like this one. Read the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], know the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL], the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky[/URL] is your friend. Feel free to re-create this thread when it meets the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44318]Sticky's[/URL] requirements. Until then, [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange][QUOTE=Blayze][size=1]Ok, I know work and things happen...God knows my own is piling up at the moment...but it's been what...two months...nearly three...since anyone posted in the Blue Team thread...it just seemed a little odd to me. Sorry for any offence caused, Blue Team...please don't hurt me... [/size][/QUOTE] Nah, we'll just feed you to the lions. ;) Ok, the post is up; and StarrStruck has half of her post completed and has requested me to inform Blue Team of this. I am so sorry it took me two months, but my work tried to kill me by existing. Moving on, now, I hope... The island will look something like [URL=http://www.beleza.org/Photos/travel/greece/greece_santorini.jpg]Santorini[/URL], except much much greener.[/COLOR] [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]"Sparks?" "Yeah?" "Um...." "....yeah?" "My watch stopped." Somehow, that simple statement, coming from [i]Vernacular[/i] no less, made Sparks pause, moving from her seat on the railing of the boat, confused. "What?" Vernacular held her arm out, displaying her watch. "My watch. It is now a non-watch, it has ceased to function, respond, act correctly." That was more the Vernacular Spark's knew. She took the proferred watch, poking at it. It had, indeed, stopped - the LED display - the one that was supposedly never failing; the one that showed time, location, date and all - was dark, blank...nonexistant. "Um." Sparks looked at her own watch - watches, to be more precise. One - identicle to Vernacular's - was blank, the other- an old wind-up watch - had frozen, the second hand as still as if the watch had never been wound. Sparks shook it, pressing her ear to the face. Dead. Impulse turned his face towards the two women. "That's not the only strange thing...listen to the waves." Sparks tilted her head, closing her eyes, listening...it was Vernacular who broke the silence. "What waves?" "Exactly." Sparks opened her eyes again, staring over the side. Where the ferry passed there were waves - [i]small[/i] waves, waves that died down the instant they passed ten feet from the boat. The sea had gone completely and utterly still. "And that's not all...look up." Sparks face turned up obediantly. Again, she wasn't quite sure what she was looking for; until it became obvious, voiced by Sakura. The younger woman had just made her way to the deck. "We're near a shore - why are there no birds in the air?" "Because!" All four team members jumped at the unexpected voice. The Ferryman stood on the upper deck, looking down at them for the first time since they'd boarded. Sparks felt her jaw drop. The ferryman wasn't human; he had the legs of a goat, covered with pitch-black fur and ending in huge black hooves; and two wickedly-sharp looking horns sprang from his hair. He sketched a mock bow. "You are entering Cerynaea, and the laws of your mortal time and space have no bearing here." "...excuse me?" The satyr sighed, leaning against the rail. "Time flows differently hear than it does outside. You've passed the borders." He recieved three identical blanks stares, and sighed again, louder. "Time has been paused until you're out of this realm, ok? Understand now?" Vernacular glared. "So...all that rushing...we didn't need to? We have as long as we like?" The satyr raised a hand, craggy eyebrows raised. "Hey, now, woman, I never said [i]that[/i]." He nodded back over their shoulders, towards the shore that had appeared. "I just warn you things will be...different than you expected." Sparks sighed, running a hand throuh her hair. "Oh....[i]great[/i]."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkOrange]Woah there, would be ninja-lings. This is not where you start RPs, you start RPs here: in the [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=48]Adventure Inn[/URL]. You must have a story in mind, and set characters recruited there before you move out here. So...yeah. [b]Thread Locked[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1]As has been said, this thread is far too old. [b]Lock'd![/b][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1][QUOTE=Blayze][size=1]Helloooooo? Blue Team? Is anyone out there? Where the hell has everyone disappeared to? I would post (as it has been over a month since the last post), but that last post was, unfortunately MINE! And as far as I am aware, the OBs rules on double posting have gone unchanged. It would be nice to finish this mission this year, guys. [/size][/QUOTE] I know it would be nice to finish this year. But, see, I have this thing called [b]work[/b] and it's been trying to suck out my soul lately. It's on my list of things I have (yes, [b]have[/b]) to do when I get home tonight. Sarcasm's not necessary...I've been as frustrated with my lack-of-time as you've been, if not more. [/snark][/SIZE][/COLOR]