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[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] All's I gotsta say is....I'd f**k her... Isn't that what sexy is about? Sex appeal? If you'd have sex with her, then you consider her sexy. I don't understand why people are calling her a whore...selling sex and selling sex appeal are two completely different things...I doubt you'll ever go to a street corner and find a prostitute that'll say she went into the business because Brittney Spears inspired her to. The term slut is completely relative and has different severities of vulgarity in different parts of the country and world, so I'd use a more appropriate term: vi·va·cious (v-vshs, v-) adj. Full of animation and spirit; lively: a charming and vivacious host. If nothing else, you could call her lively. There's a more euphamistic use of this word meaning almost the same thing as slut, but not quite...maybe I'm being too PC..BAH, I hate PC... Anyway, if I made any sort of sense in this post, please PM me and tell me what it was.[/b][/size][/color]

[quote name='Ryan']...but there are just so many problems with them. One, as everyone has already pointed out, is Sirius. When I first saw him I asked myself, "Isn't Snape, Lupin, and Sirius all suppose to have been in the same year at Hogwart?" And they were, yet Sirius looks like he is in his fifties, while Lupin and Snape look much, much younger.[/quote][b][size=1][color=darkred] Forgive me if i'm wrong....but didn't Sirius spend about a decade and a half in a soul-sucking hellhole for a crime he didn't commit? How do you think you would look? I personally think they did a great job of getting down Sirius' look. I don't recall who they got to play Lupin...then again, I wasn't paying that much attention to the commercial. Back to another point...Do you think you could do a better job of making the movie version of a 'ba-jillion' time best-seller? I think not. People already have a fixed idea of what the books are supposed to be, therefore they have a set idea on what the movies are supposed to be...and everyone has a different opinion of what the correct "Potter-verse" is. There are so many factors that go into making the Harry Potter books so believable...Do you know what a major part of them makes the books so believable? Your own imagination. And if it is all put in front of you to observe and not take part in, of course you'll feel like there's something missing. Now there's one last thing I'm wondering about...Why are people who like the books not seeing the movie because they're afraid they'll be disappointed? So what? So you don't like the movie...what's the big deal? There's still the excellent book that you can enjoy... I remember being a little disappointed by the second movie, but I didn't think any less of the book after seeing it. ....maybe it's just one of those questions no one can answer... [/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen]First off: the show Animal Face-Off is a complete joke. In every single episode I have seen, the information and integrity of the experiment was comprimised. And, how in the world is a metal skull attached to a vice-grip supposed to prove anything? Anyway...I think it would be interesting to see the outcome of a fight between a wasp and a hornet. I would also like to see a fight between a kangaroo and a dingo. I really don't know either of which would win the fights....that's why I'd like to see them.[/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] To me, it doesn't matter whats in the commercial. I'm not gonna buy something I don't need or want just becuase I like the commercial. I have not to this day bought a Quizno's sub or Geiko insurance.(but I guess those weren't sexy commercials) I really only think that sex in commercials is only good for a little "between program pick-me-up", if ya know what I mean. ;) That's not to say it doesn't work on other people. I'm just saying sex doesn't sell to me.[/b][/size][/color]

[quote name='Shinji']Soon, pets will be "domestic live-in aminmals"[/quote] [b][size=1][color=darkgreen] I am offended by that! They are NOT "domestic live-in animals" they are "domestic live-in non-human companions". Get it right, you racist! I think that it all about the intent behind the words, not the words themselves. If you called someone an asshole, they would be just as offended if you said "you resemble that of the posterior orifice used for fecal excrement." It certainly sounds a lot more flowery, but it's still calling you an asshole. I think that the people who get offended are giving these words power over them. Why do people let a vibration of vocal cords escaping the mouth of a person make them so angry? Or let a few strokes of ink insight such hatred for the writer? The longer you allow yourself to be offended by these words, the longer the words will be offensive. I agree that some words are vulgar and highly innappropriate, but if you ban those words from usage by anyone, people will just find new words to use that will become just as offensive. Just imagine if the word "n*****" was banned outright from being spoken aloud or written, not only is that a direct violation of my 1st amendment rights, but pretty soon the word "pocket" or something will begin to mean the same thing. Then you'll be offended every time someone wants to retrieve 50 cents for a soda. Simply put: It's a self-destructive system. You can have freedom of speech, but ony if it doesn't ruffle anyone's feathers. I say: Ruffle on![/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkred] I must agree that the last five seconds of the last episode of Farscape SUCKED!!!! I literally yelled out, "WHAT THE F**K??" It's not enough that they have to cancel an extremely good show, but they have to ruin the ending? I really do agree that TV is going downhill. Reality TV is a joke, they kill off the most lovable characters on good shows(i.e. Angel), then they shovel "teen" programming down our throats. Real World my a**! I would kill myself if the world was really like that horrid show. Back to my utter hatred of "reality" tv. I use the quotes for a reason. Has anyone ever noticed how many writers there are in the credits after an episode of Survivor? I absolutely can NOT stand MTV. It's a crime against music itself. I can only stand Beavis and Butt-Head. It's asinine, I know. But I find it funny. VH1 I like, though. "I love the 70's" and "I love the 80's" and the other "Strikes Back" series are quite entertaining. Comedy Central is by far my favorite network. Kids in the Hall, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911!, Comedy Central Presents, South Park(of course), Who's Line Is It Anyway?, all great shows.[/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] If I am not very much mistaken, IT WAS A F**KING MOVIE. No more or less, in my opinion. I have a strong suspicion that the person who wrote that piece was a woman or a very effeminate man. Not that the author's gender makes me think that it was total bulls**t...the article itself took care of that. I think this is a classic case of blowing something waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of proportion. It seems uneccessary to even waste time on giving such a detailed and well thought out piece on a friggin' movie. Try reading a book. What? A book. You know...paper...ink? Ringing any bells?[/color] BTW: Those last lines were to the author, not any OB members.[/b][/size]

[b][size=1][color=darkred] "SODOMY IS FUN!!!!!" That's basically what you're saying, right? "LET'S BEAT DEFENSELESS UNDERCLASSMEN TO WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIVES!!! THAT'LL BE A HOOT!!!" Apparently, from reading earlier posts, hazing is a uniquely American passtime. I'm almost ashamed. No wait...I'm ACTUALLY ASHAMED!! You people are sick sado-masochists.(I have no idea what sado-masochist means....but is seems to fit) "HOW CAN WE COMMIT AS MANY CRIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT?!?!?" The future leaders of our nation, folks! "IT'S NO BIG DEAL!!" If a 35 year old man said that in a court of law after doing what you do, he'd be given three decades in prison without question. But, since you "have your whole lives in front of you", you get let off with a slap on the wrist. BULLS**T!! Is hazing a big deal? You bet your a** it is. People who get hazed grow up to be serial killers. Not all of them...not even most of them...But wouldn't it be great to stare down the barrel of a gun being held by the kid you buttf**ked with a baseball bat in your senior year? Yeah, didn't think so...[/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] Music is great. If a band I absolutely hate comes out with a half-way decent song, I'll listen to it. What I cannot stand are music elitists -people who think they're better than you because they know more about a particular band or genre. It irks me to no certain extent. Back to my point: I have very eclectic tastes when it comes to music. I wonder how many other people have Stevie Wonder, The Marcels and Metallica all in the same playlist... Anyway, I have many favorite bands and many others that I only like a few songs by. But I won't condemn any group because of past crappiness. [/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] I don't think that rock is going out the window so much as I think that other types of "music" are getting more airtime on MTV and other such forums. There is by no means a shortage of rock fans -or rock- anywhere, in my opinion. In my area there are three great radio stations that play great music from the 50's to the early 90's. And, it's not the same 15 songs constantly being looped every 30 minutes, it's actually good music. Now all we need is a station that plays big-band...[/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] A blonde gash of luminosity resurrects the respite form as the zephyr sends wisps of weighted filament into a chaotic jumble. The saccharine drawing out of the initial bind. The tremendous inflation of unwinding consequence. An echoing cadence inside my head roots immediate and short-lived awareness. Slumber nestles me back to the prior contented condition and it is simply sublime.[/color] Feel free to review this.[/b][/size]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] I would have to say that the only animes I never get tired of are Lupin III and TriGun. With Lupin you have your comedy, slap-stick or otherwise. And that's something everyone needs a little bit of. But, with TriGun you have a very dynamic storyline and characters. The character developement alone is so great that I could never get tired of it. Plus the action sequences are spectacular. I also like the idea of a "Futuristic Old West" set-up. Does it mean I'm weird because I cried at certain moments during several episodes of TriGun?:bawl: I dunno... Maybe i'm just a sensitive guy. [/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] I've only ever heard one of their song(besides the Malcom in the Middle theme) and it was very.....weird. All they kept saying was "Robots on parade, Robots on parade." or something like that. I'm not saying that I don't like them, it's just that they're very...well...weird. I'll make a note of it to listen to more of them.[/b][/size][/color]

[b][CENTER][[u]A Non-Believer's Account[/u]][/CENTER][/b][b][size=1][color=darkgreen] "Why is Command sending us on this mission?" I ask as I reenter. "They all know how we feel about Neo and his little [i]cult.[/i]" "I know, Zulu." agreed Card, "But it's not up to us." "Yeah, but that's not the point." I grumbled as I extracted my cell phone from my jacket, "Operator?" "Yeah, Captain." replied a woman's voice, "You need to head north about...twenty...twenty-three blocks. Call me back when you get there." "Out." I said shortly as I hang up. Our mission required only for us to retrieve a mission log from another ship -one that had been destroyed by Sentinels. It supposedly contained vital information regarding "The One". "Bulls**t." I sighed under my breath. I decided not to waste too much man-power on this misson, so my team was reduced to just me, Captain Zulu of the ship the Jackal, and my first mate, Card. We both climbed into a plain black Cadillac towncar and sped off. "CRUNCH!!" the car lurched forward. "Agents." Card told me. "Get the guns." I commanded as I veered off course. The two agents followed in hot pursuit. "S**t!!" Card opened fire but they only sped closer. Only after several hundred rounds were fired did the front tire on the Agents' car blow. "Holy f**k, that was close!" "Don't celebrate just yet, Card." I spied an identical car swerve perilously into oncoming traffic ahead. "God damn it!" he cursed, "How did they find us so quick?" "I don't know." I admitted, "They've gotta be after it too." I reached for my cell again. "Operator!" "Yeah, I read ya." she told, "Take the next left." I did so, nearly taking out a dozen or so pedestrians and successfully destroying a parking meter. "OK, now take the alley three blocks ahead and ditch the car." I did this just in time to see five police cars speed down the street, completely ingoring us. "Head up to the roof and start heading back south." We hurtled across rooftops and over streets until I saw them again. Three block behind us. They leapt and momentarily landed right where I would have been standing, had we not fled. We both dove off the top of the building down to the street and jumped down a manhole into the sewers. "Go left about three-hundred feet and go back up to the street." the Operator instructed. We did so and we were in a dead-end alley. "Take the window three stories up." The glass crashed on the squeaky floor. "Go up to level 5, apartment 17" We ran uo two flights of stairs whe we heard the same crash of broken glass. "Seventeen, seventeen, seventeen..." I kept saying in a whisper, searching for the correct address. "Seventeen." I kicked in the door. An Agent stood inside, holding the tape we were supposed to retreive. And then, as if by divine intervention, a person came flying through the window, kicking the cassette out of his hand. It was Neo. It was amazing how he made quick work of the Agent, plunging his fist deep into the program's chest causing major spasms and eventual disintegration. The other one must have run. He turned to me, "Do you have the tape?" "Yeah." Card replied as he picked it off the floor. Neo took it out of his hand and rushed back toward the window and jumped out. "HEY!" I yelled after him as we both followed, "You can't take that! That's out mission." "Sorry, guys. It's safer in my hands." "Oh, why's that?" I was furious, "Because you're 'The One'?" I asked with a distinct note of sarcasm. "No," he replied calmly, "because you almost lost it to an Agent." He flew off with the tape. "WHO THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" I shouted after him, "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF AN AGENT DOESN'T MAKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!!" "OPERATOR!" I screamed into my phone. "What'd I do?" she asked. "Just tell me where to get out of here." "Did you get the tape?" "No, as a matter of fact, I didn't." I was in no mood for conversation. "Neo got it." "Really? How-" "Just tell me where to go!" I yelled again, "That asshole." I mumbled. [/b][/size][/color]

[b][size=1][color=darkgreen] JAY LENO OUTRANKED ANDY KAUFMAN AND BUDDY HACKETT??? God, Jay Leno is such a tool. That's an insult to the institution of comedy itself. He shouldn't have even been in the same list as those two... or any of the other comics, for that matter I think Dave Chappelle and Dave Attell should have been ranked higher... or lower... They should have been ranked better than they were. Do you think that all those comics sitting in the deli actually chose the winners or did they just discuss them? In any case: The judges did a horrible job. [/b][/size][/color]