sailor crimson

you want jokes huh? three men just died in a car crash, the were all standing at the pearly gates when st. peter asked them what they would like their familys to say about them at their funeral, the first guy said "I want them to say I was an intelegent and wonderful man and That I was good to every body" the second man said "I want them to say that I was tallented and that I was a wonderfull father and husband." the third man said "I want them to say......LOOK HE'S MOVING!!!!!!" Want more just ask........

hey I'm in..... name: Anima (means spirit in latin) age:18 grappler ship name: Tomar Re gundam name: Angelus ship weapons: it has, grapler arms, canons, a nuclear war head cannon, macine guns, uh........that's pretty mutch it, I'm not very technical. oh, the ship it a dark glassy purple, so it can't be seen easyly. Gundam weapons: anything a gundam can have, it's whitish. description: Anima sortof looks like Yuri from the dirty pair(don't worry she HAS clothes), but she has a braid. Anima is a mechanic, and a bounty hunter, she realy doesn't know how to work a gundam since she recived it as an award for capturing a rouge pilot. Weapons: an abnormaly lage wrench she carries everywhere, and a sawed off shot gun.

yeah it's good. it's more of a love story and the power of friendship rather than having our heros throw into space, this is what happens..... the day starts like any other, everyone's doing chores and ayeka and ryoko are fighting, Tenchi decides to walk off in the woods and is drawn to this strange tree, he dissapears. months the whole group is broken up mihoshi and kiyone go back into space washu stays in her lab and ryoko and ayeka left to search for Tenchi in tokyo. they eventualy find him but he cannot see or hear them because he is stuck in an alternate universe with a love sick woman named Haruna. Haruna put Tenchi in this alternate universe with her because he looks like his grandfather or something like that. Tenchi has become an artist and he keeps drawing a blue haired woman, coming somewhere deep within his memory, Haruna is angered by this and uses all of her power to keep Tenchi away from the people in his past. overall I think this is a great movie because it gives you somthing different. this is also the movie where you see who Tenchi picks between Ryoko or Ayeka.

I like the beggining and end song to cowboy bebop and that one song that is played when spike walks into the church (I forget eppie)

"are you ok?" said tori, placing a hand on jim's twitching hand. Jim thought he was going to pass out.

tori steps through the bushes to see kenjiro looking at a playboy. "uh..."she uttered, Jim looked up to see her standing there, he blushed. "hey kenjiro!" he shouted angryly, "put that thing away! there's a girl here!" "what, I'm sure she's cool with it" he chuckled as he flipped it to a center fold. Jim blushed, "sorry about that you know how it is" Tori sweatdroped,"uh I guess" "by the way where did you come from weren't you with those other two guys?" "well we kinda got seperated" Tori explained, "so I decided I'd travel with you two!" Jim's heart started to beat, "finaly" he thought to himself "I get to be near my one true love tori!"

I live in a farm-town called Taberg (you figure out where it is), we have anual lawn mower races and beat up your neighbor week (AKA Taberg feild days) we also marry our cousins. "he, he, you got's a purrdy mouse"

has anyone seen the movie "tenchi forever"?

nah, just the usual.........

um let's see........ "eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines" "all you need is love" John Lennon "...someone cry for me with parched eyes..." Lyric from cowboy bebop endtheme "DIE you northern, beer guzlin', moose pie freaks!!!!!!!!!!" uh that was me in a paintball competition against the "Can-ah-duh" team.

try talking to your mom, or you could ignore her. i think it's pretty shallow of her to judge you like that. tell her that your her daughter and the way she's treating you is not very mother-like, moms are suposed to support their kids not crticize them. I had the same problem once, my mom criticized me because I dress like a freak, I told her that that was who I was and except me or leave me, something clicked and we're best friends. I hope that helps good luck!

Tori shudders from a far away place. "what was that for?" said usagimon "I don't know but I have a bad feeling our friends are doing somthing naughty"

*oos* hey guys nice story! I haven't been on in awhile that's why I haven't posted. let's keep this story going! *is* "tori!" shouted hajime, it was dark and tori had been gone for a long time,"c'mon it can't take you this long to use the little girls room" he said grumpily trudging off into the forest. "Tori!!!" he shouted again. "hey you wanna wake the dead!" came a voice above Hajime. Tori was sitting in a tree with her sleeping digimon on her lap. "what are you doing up there?" said Hajime scratching his head. "thinking" "about what?" "my parents" "are they nice? my paren-" Hajime was cut off "the're dead" "oh" said hajime embarased. "I-I'm sorry" "don't be" said tori with a smile, "I've gotten over it" Hajime nodded his head, "I thought you'd be thinking of something else" "like what?" said tori with suspicion in her voice. "Jim" said Hajime mockingly. Tori blushed "oh him" she giggled. Hajime sweatdroped "I'll never get girls" he shruged and headed back torwards camp. suddenly he heard a scream, back where tori was.... A giant goblin monster knocked tori and usagimon from the tree, Tori was laying on the ground unconsious, and usagimon was batteling the digimon. Hajime was checking his digivice, it showed the digimon's picture and its name, goblimon. Hajime didn't know wether to go back and get the others or save tori. "angel touch!" shouted usagimon as she attacked the goblimon. Tori liffted her head, "usagimon d-digivolve" usagimon was engulfed in light, "Usagimon digivolve too, tenshi-faerimon! Tenshimon was a faerie looking digimon with a giant sword. "faerie kiss!" tenshi-faeriemon blew a kiss at goblimon paralizing it. "divine slash!" tenshi-faerimon slashed with the sword destroying goblimon. "good thing that's over" sighed Tori.

Tori was walking around in a forest for what seemed a good half hour, "where in the bloody hell am I?" she asked not expecting an answer but she got one, "you're in the digiworld tori" said a small voice. Tori turned around to see a small blue rabbit looking thing with wings. "what are you" said Tori with a shaky voice. "I'm a digimon!" said the rabbit thing, taking a step closer. "digi-what?" Said tori taking a step back and raising her fists. "listen just stay away from me you.......thing" "the name's usagimon, and you don't need to be afraid of me." Usagimon jumped up on tori's shoulder, Tori didn't know what to do, she was terrified"

no, getting to the digital world is how everybody's adventure starts