MaxSonic

This is a banner advertising my game, Sonic Chi-Force. The banner show 2 "new" characters on the sides. Tell me what you think.

I like either blonde or burnette hair. Above average breasts are good, but not required. I like blue eyes the best, but green and brown are good too. I think peircing and tatoos are okay, don't really care if they are there or not. I love a great bottom, don't care too much about jiggle, but I do like firmness. I like nice legs, and a sleek body. Tall is good, but also not required. However, the personality is the most improtant aspect for me. The most beautiful person in the world to me has only a few of these qualities, yet I still love her to death.

I want to know what you guys find physically attractive in a girl. Is it a certain hair color, or do you like girls with a tan? Do you like tall girls or short ones. Do you care about her eye color? Do you like girls with tattoos and peircings. Oh, and let's try and keep this topic clean.

It's pretty good, but the bg is blurry. Try fixing that. Oh, and snow becomes poo when it melts.

I AM THE ULTIMATE SONIC FAN, BWAHAHA! My favorite Sonic used to be Sonic 3 & Knuckles, but now it's Sonic Adventure 2. You can fix the voice acting by changing the voices to Japanese. The Japanese voices are excellent. My favorite Sonic game may be Sonic Advance 3 soon. My favorite Sonic character is Sonic, then Eggman, then Tails. PH33R M1 S0N1C P0W4H!

Wow, thanks for your replies. While I may have received some influence from Dragon Warrior, this is actually a continuation of something original I did earlier on OtakuBoards. Do any of you remember the OtakuBoards sprite comics I used to do. Basicly, I'd have sprite characters of OtakuBoards memebers doing... STUPID STUFF! One was a parody of Power Rangers, and in another Michael Jackson attacks OtakuBoards. I think I may re-start that. Or not. I'v been wanting to make fun of Bill Cosby for a while now, so I used him. It was either him, Cartman, or Big Gay Al. If you want, I can do another story. The James VS MaxSonic story was the best one I did, but Charles closed it. Basicly it was me and James fighting each other anime style. First it was G-Gundam, then YuGiOh!, then Pocket Monsters, after that samurai battling, and finnaly, DRAGON BALL Z!

[B]Otaku Planeteers[/B] : It was a sunny day. The sky was blue, the birds were singing, and the bees were trying to have sex with them. I think that's what it was. Anywho, Charles was outside in his lawn, spying on his sexa neighbor, DragonWarrior. Actually, everyone was spying on DragonWarrior. That's cauce he's teh sexa beast. The only one who was'nt was the evil Doctor Eggman! He was in his lab, preparing another attack. --Eggman: BWAHAHA! I have completed my most evil plan yet. It's so genius! : Doctor Eggman's evil assistant, Syk3, walked out. --Syk3: What is your genius plan? --Eggman: I will...build a giant robot and attack OtakuBoards! Bwahaha! --Syk3: That's not genius! It's the same thing you always do. --Eggman: It's genius becauce I made it up, and I am DOCTOR EGGMAN! BWAHAHAHA! : Syk3 remains silent. --Eggman: Laugh Syk3. --Syk3: It's not funny. --Eggman: I'll give you a dollar if you laugh. --Syk3: HAHAHAHAHA! --Eggman: Bwahaha! : Later that day, OtakuBoards is under attack by...a giant robot! MaxSonic, Dragon Warrior, James, Charles, and Solo Tremain run out to see what the commotion is. --Charles: Oh my god! It's a giant robot that looks just like Doctor Eggman! --James: Who could have created such a machine? --Dragon Warrior: Mabey Adam made it. --Giant EggMech: NO YOU STUPID IDIOTS! I MADE IT! I AM DOCTOR EGGMAN! --Solo Tremain: Oh no! : The EggMech scratches it's butt. --Eggman: I created this EggMech to destroy OtakuBoards! Why? Becauce I am Doctor Eggman! --MaxSonic: Actually, the mech you are in was first introduced in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and then used in Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was not created to destroy OtakuBoards, it was made to kill Sonic. --Eggman: Damnit, he's right. But that's not going to stop me from destroying OtakuBoards! : Syk3 runs in with a bag in his hand. --Syk3: Eggman! I got you chilli-cheese dog! --Eggman: Oh good. You can wait behind my mech while I destroy OtakuBoards. --James: We can't let him do this. Let our powers combine! --Charles: Cheese! --Dragon Warrior: Teh Sexaness! --MaxSonic: Gerbles! --Solo Tremain: Wolves! --James: Kangaroos! : A big light appears in the air. --Light: By your powers combined, I am... Bill Cosby, with the powers combining, and the Jello, and the big robot thingey. : Everyone is silent for a moment. --Charles: Why the hell did we make Bill Cosby? --James: I don't know, MaxSonic made the rings. --MaxSonic: It seemed a good idea at the time. --Bill Cosby: You kids want some Jello? --Solo Tremain: No... go kill that robot. : Bill Cosby runs up to the robot. He kicks it in the foot. --Eggman: What the hell? --Bill Cosby: I hurt my foot, with the kicking of the robot and the metal foot. --James: Godamnit, we're doomed. --DragonWarrior: Yes but I'm still teh sexa beast. : Bill Cosby sets down a Jello cup. --Cosby: You want some Jello? It's good for you, with the fruit flavor and the sugar. --Eggman: No, I don't want any godamn Jello. : Cosby raises his spoon up. --Cosby: Make my Jello grow! : Suddenly, the Jello begins to flow out of the cup. It begins to grow, and grow, and grow, until it's even bigger than the robot. --Eggman: Oh ****. --MaxSonic: I knew he'd be good for something. : The Jello blob charges at the EggMech, and slams into it. It begins to fall over. --Eggman: Ohh Noo! : The EggMech falls directly on top of Syk3, splattering all over the ground. --Charles: Oh my god! You killed Syk3! You bastard! : Bill Cosby walks up to everyone and hands each of them a spoon. --Cosby: Now you all have to eat the Jello! --James: How do we get him to go back into these rings?

: Meanwhile, someone else is watching. The Geminass is crowching down, watching Tyoko decend towards the earth. --Axe: I won't let the Earth's government get a Gundam. I'd rather have it be destroyed. Okay Geminass, let's see what you can do. : Geminass' eyes flash, and the suit stands up. Axe thrusts forward, and the Gundam bursts into the air, strait towards Tyoko's suit. --Axe: TIME TO DIE!!! [I]Hey Jagan. I'm sorry I did'nt write too much, I did'nt really understand your post too well. One moment you just got out of a lake in a forest, the next you're decending towards the Earth. But thanks for posting.[/I] PS: For no apparent reason, everything that belonged to Novus/Junyi exploded, and his head flew out of the rubble and landed in Xiao Frost's lap, who now uses it a a paperweight. :devil:

Prequel: [I]I don't know what that word means, but I think it goes at the begining. I'm not sure. I had this idea for a while, and I thought you would like it. Um, this is the start.[/I] : Deep in Australia, James the administrator, no, Crocidile Hunter of OtakuBoards is on his computer. --James: Krikey! That bloke MaxSonic is making fun of meh again. I better go have a word with im. : So James gets in his kangaroo and hops down to the airport to fly to the US. He sees a taxi and gets in. --Taxi Man: Where to? --James: G day mate! Krikey! It's time to put another shrimp on the barby! --Taxi Man: What the hell did you just say? --James: This stupid bloke MaxSonic is making me talk funny. I'm going to go kick his arse. --Taxi Man: MAXSONIC! He's the one molesting my chickens! I'll let you ride for free! : So James and Taxi Man set of to find MaxSonic. --James: I'm not a bloodey homosexual, but I must admit you are one sexy beast. What's your name? : The Taxi Man turns around. --Dragon Warrior: Why, I'm DragonWarrior, teh sexy beast. Ah! Here we are! I'v got to go tend to my chickens. See ya! : Dragon Warrior drives off, leaving James standing in front of a blue building. James walks up and rings the doorbell. The door opens, and out walks a tall guy with spikey hair. --James: G-Day, bloke! Would you happen to be MaxSonic? --MaxSonic: The one and only! --James: It's me, James! I'v come to put your shrimp on the barby! : MaxSonic stands there for a secound. --James: First, stop making me talk this bloodey way. Not all people in Australia talk this way. --MaxSonic: Okay, now what do you want again? Oh! You want to play my game!? --James: No! You've made fun of me for the last time! I want to battle you in a tournament! It's called: Otaku Battle! : MaxSonic thinks about it. --MaxSonic: What are the rules? --James: We battle each other 5 times, each time with a different anime theme. --MaxSonic: Sure, let's go! --James: Good, then let's start. The first battle will be... G GUNDAM! [I]Tune in next time for Part 1: Go Otaku Gundams![/I]

: Axe, a mobile suit pilot who attacked the carrier and stole the Gundam, is sitting at his computer, asleep. It's dark in the room. Suddenly, the computer begins to make a rythamic beep. Axe opens his eyes, and examines the screen. He then sits upright in his chair. He begins typing on his keyboard. --Axe: It's another one. For some reason, and egg is entering the Earth's atmosphere. But what about the reports of the Earth's military knowing the location of another Gundam. : He scans through reports before making a conclusion. --Axe: I can guarantee the Earth military will see the one entering the atmosphere. I can't with the other one. There's a good chance that the Earth military dose not know another Egg's location. I'm going after the one that just entered the Earth's atmosphere. : Axe gets up from his desk and runs down the hallway. He opens the door to the mobile suit hangar. There are 4 mobile suits there: a Tauros, his GM Custom, and the Gundam he stole. There was also another suit. It was as large as the Gundam, but seemed incomplete. Axe looks over at his GM Custom. --Axe: My GM still needs repairs. I'll take my new Gundam. : And Axe sets off to find the Gundam Egg. Little dose he realize that another pilot by the name of Tyoko was looking for the same egg...

I'v finnaly started the RPG. People, remember the rules when you post.

: A three-part carrier was moving through the desert. The carrier was a faded blue, and stood out easily. The driver did'nt care though. He was just doing his job. There were 4 Zakus aboard the first carrier, just in case something happened. The cargo was two mobile suits, neither of which he got a good look at. The 4 pilots sat behind him, chatting away. --Pilot 1: Well, we know the first suit is a new mobile armor built by the colonies. Of course, it's useless while on Earth. Now the other one is the mystery. It's covered in some sort of armor. --Pilot 2: It's called a mobile egg. It's used when a suit is being stored for a long while. --Pilot 3: But what's in it? --Pilot 2: We don't know. Besides, we're just soldiers. Our job is to protect it. : The 4th pilot remained quiet. And it was quiet for a while, with the exception of the hum of the carrier. Everything seemed to them to be going okay. They did'nt know about the person watching them. They did'nt know that the GM Custom was about to attack. And it did. It lunged out of the sand, and fired three blasts at each of the carrier parts. A few explosions followed, and the GM Custom began to charge at the carrier. The pilots in the carrier were all right, and they rushed to their Zakus. When the first Zaku exited the carrier, it was met with a blast to it's left arm. The Zaku fired back, missing it's shots. The GM Custom drew it's geo-blade, which slided out to form a thin sword. The GM Custom sliced thru the third carrier, forming a large gash. --Axe: Okay, I'v got to set the heavy mine before I get to the egg. : Axe's mobile suit launches a disk from it's shoulder. Ax then opens the cockpit of his GM Custom and uses his grapling cord to swing to the gash in the third carrier. As the damaged Zaku approaches, he sees the GM Custom kneeling behind the carrier. The Zaku charges, only to step on the heavy mine, and the Zaku is shattered like glass. : Meanwhile, Axe is standing in front of the large mobile egg. It's hard to make out the egg in the dark. Axe uses his grapling cord to reach a walkway leading to the egg's entrance. He pulls out a small device and hacks into the door. It slowly opens. He runs into the egg. Outside, the other three Zakus are destroying the GM Custom. --Pilot 2: Wait! I don't think the pilot is in it! --Pilot 3: Where is he? --Pilot 2: Damnit, he must have gone inside the carrier. : A thick fog pours out of the carrier. Inside the new cockpit, Axe is activating the suit. --Pilot 2: What the hell is- : Suddenly, the back of the carrier is blown off, and the Zaku is blasted three times before it explodes. In it's place stands a large white mobile suit. It also colored with red and blue, and it holds a large rifel in one hand. In it's other is holds a gigantic geo-blade. In a quick motion, it lunges at another Zaku, slicing it into oblivion with one slash. Before the last Zaku can react, the large suit fires vulcan cannons at the Zaku, sending it to the ground. --Pilot 4: I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! : As quickly as it appeared, the giant suit flies off, sending a gust of sand over the damaged Zaku. That suit was the first Gundam to be awakined. It's name is Geminass.

We have enough people now. We can start soon. Thank you all for joining. I'll edit this post soon.

[SIZE=10]JESSICA TALKED TO ME!!![/SIZE] Today, I decided to take a chance and say something to her. So I said she looked nice, (it was picture day and she was all dressed up) and she said "Thank You" like it was no big deal. Then I said hi to her later, and she said hi back. I'm going to try to apologize tommorow.

Thank you for joining, but there are a few errors. Remember how I said if you have a Gundam, you must pick another suit also. That's becauce you will start the RPG with the 2nd suit, and you will find your Gundam during the RPG. Domon, you can only have one Gundam. Cyriel, I reccomend the following suits to you: JMF1336R Rising Gundam RGM-109 Heavygun [img]http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/jmf1336r.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/f91/rgm-109.jpg[/img]