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A few of my personal favourites are: Zeppelin "Led Zeppelin III" The Who "Meaty,Beaty,Big and Bouncy" Van Halen-"5150" Queen-"A Night at the Oprah" Ok,I'm too lazy to write out anymore,but if you want something really hard,try anything by Iron Maiden.

Hickies are so...ewww.If your parents see them,they give you the speech on abstinence. You can't really be taught to kiss.You just sort of learn.Even if you make a "mistake" your partner will probably just laugh kindly. If your lucky,your girlfriend may be more experienced then you,so you'll just learn along the way.

[quote name='Drix D'Zanth']If you have sex without God's consent... you WILL get an STD. You will die from said STD. Sex can wait, masturbate.[/quote] That sounds slightly familliar. Edit: "At your age,your gonna have a lot of urges.Your gonna wanna take off your clothes,and touch each other.But if you have sex,you will get chlamydia/pregnant,and die.Don't have sex in the missionary pisition,don't have sex standing up,just don't do it,promise?Ok,everybody take some rubbers." Thats from Mean Girls.But yours is funnier.Power to you man.

[quote name='Kyuai][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Um, concerning that. I feel stupid asking, obviously, but I'm also very curious. As any guy would be I'm sure... asking any girl in the thread that has already ahd sex, how much pain do you go through? Putting this in blunt terms, it's gotta hurt like hell... but I'm wondering. Hmm, if it's not off-topic that is. I'm gonna shut up now.[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote] Though I haven't had sex(er,obviously,I made this thread)my best friend described me it in detail,and [I]she[/I] said it didn't hurt.She said it was sort of jolt,just because it was different.Sorry,thats all I can offer.

[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet]Well, you've piqued my curiousity...how on earth did you get your nipple caught in a fence? Then again..do we really want to know? [/QUOTE] Yeah,you probably don't,the story not only involves the nipple,it also involves the rest of the boob and some minor knicker flashing.

[QUOTE=Midnight Rush]Uh... what if you have some people you hate in Tibet? Or Chicago? Maybe you should just.. go to a Starbucks and relax dude... you seem a little tense[/QUOTE] I think I'd like to be in Starbucks at the end of the world.Especially if its attached to Chapters.Mmmm,caffine and reading material.

Ok,even though I'm young,and probably had the chance a couple of times,I haven't had sex.Bloody hell,I'm 15(almost).However,most of my friends are sexually "active",and they're always talking about it,and I feel weird 'cause I've decided to wait.Not neccesarily until I'm married,but until I find someone I really,really love(but might not be able to have).They think its really strange. Is it?Your opinions and comments if you will.

I got my nipple stuck in a fence once. It hurt really bad and then it just went away.So,it wasn't too bad. I hope I can still do things with it though.

Depends on if his name is pretty.If its really ugly,he can forget it.

Hmmm,probably all lonely,looking out to sea like in those crap movies.Possibly with a beard. Or I'll be dead.

Awwww.You are uberly adorable. My smile was unfortunetly not natural,and braces were NOT nice.I also went through 9 retainers which was mildly expensive.

This is so typical me.And typical me=retarded.Its 7 days to Halloween.I change my costume.To Gene Simmons.Wish me luck.

Though I don't have enough time to answer your question,I would suggest reading "Taking the Red Pill" which is a really great book looking into the deepness of the Matrix.

I'm shiny and new. :)

[QUOTE=Rhian][size=1][font=veranda][color=indigo]O.O;; You can't BAN Adam! (lol) Heh, Adam, not only is it hard to read, I find it hard to type like that anymore. ^_^ I have no clue why(maybe the strict posting rules ^.~), but I have a hard time type badly. Now, not that I didn't [i]used[/i] to do it all the time... And now I can see why wrist cutter has been made an mod yet(despite being a really old member). And spike123, we like rules. If you'll read them, and compare this set of boards to just about any other board on the net(Except Gaia; Gaia scares me.), you will see we are one of the largest. Why, do you think, that is? :p[/size][/font][/color][/QUOTE] Oh,lord.My friend made me make an account on Gaia.Its very tedious. Ok,Spike.So OB has a few rules.It takes like 2 seconds to looks over your post and check for spelling mistakes.Maybe it will encourage you to use a dictionary.Thus changing the lilliputian of your vocabulary.

Er,my life is not...especially painful.I'm like spoiled princess biatch extrodinair.But anyways,when my life does seem horrible,I just talk it over with my friends,and its all good.I'm sorry for all the people that have many problems.Good luck with that.

I know how it feels to be attached to characters in books in movies.However,I am also emotionally retarded.I have cried at every (excluding pure comedy) movie I have ever seen.Ask me about any movie,I was probably bawling my eyes out into my friends sholder.Its very embarrasing. But I am equally,if not more,attached to people in real life. Yesterday,my friend went to the mall,and her msn said,"At the Mall,call me if you are Ethan,Jess or Amanda".It usually has my name there too,but we had a small fight.I got so overly worked up,began to cry and called her on her cell phone.I began to cry...because she forgot my name.Its very sad. Ok,sorry I had to bore you all with my story,I'm going to get some food now.

I really wouldn't worry about it,I have; 126 pairs of shoes 32 pairs of sunglasses 9 scarves 56 types of make-up 24 kinds of hair products Over 200 earrings A whole bunch of other crap. Now I look at it,and think how sad it is I spent all this money making myself look fab. Then I look in the mirror and I'm un-sad. :)

My dad ran over a squirrel once and I cried a lot.It was very sad beacuse I looked back and it was all twitchy and stuff.

I think an Oreo would be intresting during sex.Is that what this topic is about?I don't get it. Anyways,all I know about Oreos is that they contain a lot of fat.So I can't eat them.Especially the "double stuffed" kind.When my mum buys them,I write "FAT MAKERS" on the bag so I don't eat them.

[QUOTE=Baron Samedi][size=1]Holy hell people. Once again I must re-iterate my point, is this fail-to-read-correctly week? He never once in any way, shape or form implies that being bisexual is a sluttish trait, nor that 50 Cent listeners are sluts. [i]Never[/i]. If you take the time to read the actual words, you'd find that to be so. Obviously, unless you're just in it for sex [which at 14, ya really shouldn't be], the fact that she may have multiple partners [or at the least is very flirtatious] is obviously a bad thing, and you should dump her. It comes down to what values you have and what kind of treatment you can live with.[/size][/QUOTE] But why does he mention that then? :confused:

This may be a little early for you groovy American like people, but Canaidian Thanksgiving was this weekend. Thanksgiving is a time for our family to get together and argue a lot.About everything.For a long period of time.About who made the best pie,who has the nicest outfit,who has the prettiest boyfriend/girlfriend,who can eat the most amount of turkey,who can eat the least amount of turkey,how much everyone is making per year,ect. As you can see,theres not a lot of thanking going on.I don't even know how Thanksgiving was created. What do you do?

[quote name='Xander Harris']:laugh: LOL :laugh: Wristcutter, you're a stud.[/quote] Agreed. Ok,so my mum leaves me a note in my lunch saying I'm beautiful every day.And I'm in high school.And its my mum. Anyways,I must have some sort of physical attractiveness because my family and friends make a big deal.Like I'm a show pony or something. But I'm not the beautiful one. My little cousin is playing on the floor beside me with my matruskas.Her long brown hair is falling in her face,as shes putting them in rows,from biggest to smallest.Her eyes are huge and look like little pieces of sky as she looks at the picture and detail on each one.Yes,shes only wearing half a jimjam,and shes humming Johnny Cash(we share a love),but she is more "real" then anything I have ever seen.

All my files are only accesible from going on my account on the computer.Which is password protected.^.^ As my parents are all God-like and whatnot,our morals different slightly,i.e they have them and I don't.So I don't like them seeing ANYTHING.

[quote name='MysticKnight']well, my girlfriend is a ... kind of a ...slut... and I need advice. She's 14, and listens to 50 Cent. She is bisexual, and she has other boyfriends/girlfriends. I think she wants to do me. Anyone have advice for me?[/quote] This is the stupidest post I have ever seen. a)Being bisexual is not slutty in either way. b)Is 50 Cent suddenly a music listened to by every whore on the planet(er,actually I have no clue,I've never heard one of his songs) c)She wants to do you?Ok,well go out and either do it or don't. Now dump her.