"Get him my minions", screamed the dreaded Cucco lady of Kakariko. Her face is still red from the hot bath the was taking before she was interrupted by a peeping tom.
"Look, lady i'm sorry", Bink pleaded before dodging the beak of one of the Twenty cuccos chasing him. Suddenly he's backed in to a corner. "If you don't leave me alone i'll be having fried cucco for dinner" he said slowly as he took out his sword. In all reality he wasn't going to hurt them he was just bluffing, he wouldn't kill for no reason.
"Killl him my pretty's", cucco lady shrieked
"No!, I don't wanna die". He does a dodge roll before making a break run out of Kakariko.
"Well i made it out of that one alive, now let's see if I have everything: One fan, one sword, and one guitar", "Good got everything".
"Well might as well make camp in Hyrule field it's safe enough since Link got rid of all the fiends", said a tired bink as he pulled out a sleeping bag.
OCC: Of course he said it the sleeping bag diddn't ,or did it?. Ummm... no I don't think it did. Anyways sorry it's short.