Dragon Warrior

Vivi looks up and sees Auron with Tidus! jk :P ------------------ Lifting himself up eventually, Vivi spat out grass and dirt from the blackness that was his head. Or called his head, at least. He stood up and brushed himself off as did Zidane. They looked around at the new world. "What is this place?" Zidane curiously asked. Vivi admired the trees. They were so beautiful compared to the ones in the forest they just appeared in in what seemed like years ago. "I couldn't say." As he turned to look at another direction, his hat swayed over a little and he ended up adjusting it again. The two of them questioned their surroundings further. "You think," Zidane began, "That this may be... another continent? That we fell straight through the earth and to the other side?" Vivi got down on his knees and patted the soil. "Could be," he replied solemnly. "Or..." he started. Zidane turned in his direction. "Or?" "We're somewhere else." "We already figured that," Zidane mocked. "No, no. I mean, we are in another world. Or even time." The two of them thought of this when suddenly, something unexpected occured. -------- Sorry. I must go. Had to cut short. Laterz!

OOC: Sweet! Switchin' time XD --------- The forest was nicely laid out, much more beatiful in the morning, with the early sun's rays and all. Vivi wobbled over to a tree and admired a squirrel-like animal that scurried along the branches high above. Zidane pawed a branch on one of his own trees and swiftly chopped it off with a dagger he pulled out at lightning speed. "This'll do for one." Zidane turned and looked at Vivi, curious. "What's wrong?" Vivi didn't answer so Zidane approached more. "What is it?" Vivi pointed upward. Zidane followed Vivi's point up to the canopy. There was the squirrel creature. "Ya? A squirrel?" "That's not squirrel." Vivi admired it, trusting his sense and not the animal. "Well, come along. We've gotta gather more firewood. The others might wonder where we have gotten to if we take too long." Zidane picked up another small log that was in his path and he started down. He was suddenly gone with nothing more than a yelp. Vivi turned to where Zidane once was. He approached the scene and almost fell through a hole in the ground. It was obviously a used trap since some branch and grass were lined around the hole, obviously used to cover it. "You down there, Zidane?" He looked closer and cupped his hands around his face. "Hey! Zidane?" Suddenly, the ground under Vivi's boots began to give way and Vivi took a tumble down. As he fell into the darkness, he looked up. There was the squirrel watching, cackling like a witch as he fell through to another dimension.

OOC: Very well, The Harlequin. I'll post something better then. I'm just not sure what to post XD ------- The clock ticks on the wall, every second, another moment of life gone. Dragon Warrior sit in his tedious armchair, looking over a fire in his fireplace, though winter hasn't set in and summer's virtues are still on the go. He casts another tattered log in to the turbulent flames and watches little yellow dots zing into the air, crackles coming from amidst the firey sensation. He sinks down into the cushiony foundation of the armchair. Reaching one armored hand over to his glass, he clutches it like a bird snatching it's prey. He then drinks the orange effervescent liquid, a nectar of the Gods themselves, pleased with creation and realization. And it was good orange soda. ------- Better? I did what I thought was right :P

OOC: Do I dare post in this? XD Dragon Warrior walks in and pulls up a chair at a table. He lounges, propping his sword up so he rests his arm on it's hilt. And now, he drinks his orange soda. Booyah!

Bwa? I didn't? I'll look through my card directory and see. But as such, I may bring it back so there XD

Well, back in the day, this cool guy named... Dragon Warrior was it? I dunno. But that cool, handsome dude made a topic called [b]Otaku Cards[/b]. Beautiful! Best topic ever XD And I rest my sword.

I'm sorry, Josh. Hope ya feel better so. That's a terrible thing, a tetnus reaction. I think someone I knew had that. That or it was a gullbladder stone. Both terrible, nevertheless. I'll make ya a picture or write a story for when you get back ^^

Well, you can set it to how many posts per page. I think I set mine to like 10 per page or so. Therefore, I have 26 pages. You must've set it to more than 10 per page therefore having 18. See, milady. It all works out ^^ Sorry. Back on topic.

Ah. I have just read through this whole topic (all 26 pages. Yes, it's 26 pages the way I have it set up, God forbid) since I was completely bored besides Raiha having me view a her jawesome RPG. I have a crush. But as my solemn honor as a Dragon warrior, I shall not reveal it unless she reveals it first (if it's even in existance). I believe they know who they are. Thou art loveth thy mate. XD

Raiha hates me even if she accepted me XD I am a hated person. Hate me! PHEER ME AND HATED ME! RAGH!

[I]After Nataniamon untied those cool, sexy, unbelievably handsome dudes, she untied Dragon Warrior and Kinetix. They started to make a run for it.[/I] DW: What exactly is "it" anyway? Nataniamon: I dunno. Kinetix: Door hinge? DW: I was thinking more of a siemese triangle. Kinetix: But the odds of it... DW: I know... but still. Ban Goblin: Maybe it's all of you DYING! Kinetix: No, no. That's not it. Ban Goblin: Umm... that's a clue for I'm going to kill you all. DW: Oh... OH1 Oh! I see. Then I guess we run? Ban Goblin: Yes. Nataniamon: Fair enough. [I]And so the heroes run, holding their pants up for no particular reason. The crazy Ban Goblins chase after behind. They chase the heroes right into the hands of Master Ban Goblin...[/I] DW: Oh my God! He's so-- Nataniamon: Small. Master Ban Goblin: Yeah? So? You wanna make sumthin' of it? Kinetix: Yeah! *is zapped by Carrottop* o... w... MBG: Now, you fools, you shall be sacrificed by me to make a giant, powerful, magical, and odoress monster thingy! DW: With peacons? MBG: *rubs chin* Uhhh... sure. Why not. DW: And a cherry? MBG: Don't push your luck. DW: Okay. MBG: Begin the sacrifice! [I]The heroes are suddenly tied to a pole and placed sideways over a boiling vat of lava. Cool effects.[/I] MBG: Now you shall all die! Hahahaa! Yays! Ban Goblin: Begin sacrifice! MBG: Hey! I'm the leader around here. I say stuff. Not you. BEGIN THE SACRIFICE! See? It sounds better when I do it. Ban Goblin: Whatever. Ban Goblin2: He said begin the sacrifice. [I]The heroes on the pole are slowly lowered down towards the vat so they can be placed on pegs and slowly turned around and around 'til they're dead and sacrificed.[/I] Nataniamon: We're gonna die a horrible burning death! DW: Anyone else in the mood for barbeque?

Editted! Name: Sether Von Draken Species: Pure Drow Age: 780 Rank: Bounty Hunter (assasin if you wanna call it that) Appearance: Sleek, long, silver hair. He has a dark tan and is tall with a worked body. He wears a long cloak where his sword is sheathed into the back where the scabbard is hidden under the garments. Large black boots, brown gloves, and markings all along his face. And naturally, he's handsome ;) Weapon: A large sword sheathed on his back. He does tend to pull out a staff in need of magic. The staff is able to be as long as 2 feet, then when needed, brought to it's rightful length of 9 feet. Bio: A bounty hunter who only does the job for money, not pleasure of the kill. To live in this dark and dank world, a living is hard to have and this was the living he ended up with. He may be feared by some, but is good at heart... at times. When innocence is threatened, there is hell to pay. But still, is there more to life than what meets the eye? Sether will find out.

[I]DW looked down the hole in awe and saw Kinetix fall far down into the blackness.[/I] DW: No fair! Nataniamon: *pushes DW* DW: Wee!! *falls* DM: *pushes Nataniamon down the hole* Haha! This is fun! Nataniamon: No!!! *falls* TH: Umm... what do we do now? Orien: Fall down the hole? Yesh? TH: That'd seem like a good idea, but if we were captured by spammerz right now, it'd make an even more interesting plot twist. ... ... ... TH: I said, if we were captured by spammerz right now, it'd make an even more interesting PLOT TWIST! ... ... ... TH: Hey! Spammerz! That's your cue! Spammer: Huh? Oh, gosh. I'm sorry. I was just really getting into this article in Teen People about Keanu Reeves. Spammer2: Really? Let me see! I loved him in the Matrix! TH: Ahem! Spammer: Oh. Right! GET HIM! [I]And so they were ambushed by spammerz. Ouchies! But meanwhile, in the hole...[/I] Nataniamon: AHHH! *smashes against cave floor* Ow.. DW: Oh, so I sprinkle a little bit of herbs on them. That's why my tomato plants haven't been coming in. Kinetix: You also have to put a little water on each leaf every now and then to get the full potential of photosynthesis. DW: Oh. Good idea. Nataniamon: Umm... guys? This isn't time to be dairy farmers. Kinetix: We're not being dairy farmers. We're being crop growers. Nataniamon: I'm surprised you could correct me on something. *stands up* What is this place anyways? [I]They all look around in wonder at the cave walls, dripping water coming down.[/I] DW: Looks like some kind of cave. Nataniamon: Ya think?! DW: Haha... nope. *smiles* Nataniamon: Well, let's try to find a way out. I don't think we can get back through that hole up there. [I]They start down the path, getting closer and closer to darkness.[/I] Nataniamon: Ew. It smells. Kinetix: Sorry. Nataniamon: No. It smells like burning. Kinetix: Sorry. [I]The unlikelyness of it all, but they were ambushed! When they awoke, they were in a larger cave room where a fire was burning. The obvious smell. Dancing around were--[/I] Nataniamon: Ban Goblins! Ban Goblin: Ah. So you're awake. DW: Ban Goblin? Nataniamon: They're members of Otaku that were banned from here long ago. At least the surface. They now live down in these dark caves. I wondered how they lived, but now I see. They capture people who are unfortunate to be here. I should've known where we were. Ban Goblin: Well, you didn't so you're a big stupid head! Haha! You shall be sacrificed! Kinetix: Cool. Nataniamon: Sacrificed?! For what? Ban Goblin: Umm... er... a... SOMETHING BIG! Yeah... that's it. And strong! And mighty! Ban Goblin2: And powerful. Ban Goblin: And powerful! Ban Goblin2: And magical. Ban Goblin: And magical! Ban Goblin2: And smelly. Ban Goblin: And-- *turns to Ban Goblin2* Shut up! Nataniamon: You can't do this! Ban Goblin: I know I can't. But the Master of all Ban Goblins can. Bye now! And please come to Ban Goblin Resort again. Have a coupon. DW: OH MY GOD! This coupon... IS EXPIRED!!! [SIZE=4]BUM BUM BUMMM...[/SIZE] [B]This is madness. Not only is TH, Orien, and DuoMax ambushed and captured by Spammerz, but Ban Goblins capture DW, Kinetix and Nataniamon! What will happen next? Why do I ask so many questions? WHY ARE THEY SO CRUEL TO GIVE THEM AN EXPIRED COUPON? Most of these will be answered next episode![/B]

Vivi grinned at the sight of the defeated mongrol. "I tried my best." He wobbled back to the fire as Zidane pushed the ice cream along. It was lighter than it seemed. Once he tossed it down a hill where it crashed into a tree and cracked in two, Zidane drearily approached his blanket and curled back up. "You sure you can watch over the camp, Vivi, old pal?" "Don't worry about a thing." Vivi patted his chest as he continued, "I'll take care of you guys as well as I take care of myself." Zidane rolled over and pulled the blanket up. "That's what I'm afraid of," he said, his voice muffled by the fabric. Soon enough, Zidane was dozed off once more and Vivi was left to stand guard. The others had also fallen back asleep in exhaustion. Vivi himself was feeling rather woozy from the attack. His magic was drained greatly from his spell and therefore almost made him collapse in an instant. Pulling his hat up more to look at the sky above, he lay back and watched the dark blue that showed through the small holes of the canopy. The moon was seen. It was quite beautiful. It made Vivi wonder thoughts of misleading ponder. He sighed as he continued watching the stars pattern the blanket of night sky. It was good to be him he had thought. With so many good friends like Zidane and Garnet, who needed a home or place to stay? Adventure was his home and his friends were what gave him the feel for life. He put his hands behind his head and crossed one leg over the other, taping his foot in the air. He began whistling to keep himself company and before he knew it, he too dozed off for the rest of the night. --------- Logan said he's a bit tired and will post tomorrow ;) Just to inform ya'll.

Vivi awoke with a start and saw Zidane huddled in a clump off to the side of the fire, dagger still at hand. Vivi slowly picked himself up and gradually made his way over to the crate, wobbling as he does. He took the wool blanket he planned on sleeping on and wrapped it around Zidane. The night seemed to chill a lot more as the morning crept closer. It was around 3 o' clock so theer was time ebfore the sun showed itself again. Though, that wouldn't matter since where they camped, the sun was scarce. Vivi kicked a stone onto the blazing fire which was actually not blazing too much anymore. It was dimming. To resolve this conflict, Vivi wobbled over to the wood pile he "carried" to the camp and grabbed up a few pieces of wood and tossed them into the fire, causing it to flare up again. Clapping his hands together through his gloves, Vivi grinned, though you couldn't tell. "I knew I was able to keep guard." Adjusting his hat, he plopped down in front of the fire and handled his staff. It was nicely carved as he had just noticed once he examined. A fine piece of craftsmanship. Then a noise came. Vivi used his staff to pick himself back up and turned to the woods surrounding their site. His illuminating eyes followed the trees to a rustling bush in the distance. He pointed his staff towards the bush and caused it to glow. The bush stopped moving. This was a curious thought and Vivi decided to investigate. Not bothering to wake and warn Zidane, he wobbled towards the bush. He moved the bush leaves apart with his staff, worried what he may find. There was nothing. Relieved, he backed away and walked towards the campsite. He tossed another log into the fire and smoke cast around. "What the..." said out loud more than to himself. The smoke drifted toward the darkness of the forest, then out jumped a monster of an immense size. Vivi fell back into the logs again, startled by the sudden ambush. He tried to get up, but was stuck as usual. "Zidane! Zidane! Monster!" Zidane moved slowly and peered over the blanket at Vivi trapped. "Vivi... what are you doing?" He moved a little more up and noticed the drooling creature before him. "Woah!" Zidane jumped from his lying down stance to a standing one, dagger drawn. vivi finally managed to get up and went to Zidane's side. "He just appeared," Vivi informed. "Well, that's okay. Let's just take care of him." With that, the two readied for combat, Zidane flashing his dagger, Vivi powering his magic.

OOC: No worries about me ^^ I can't help, but make long posts XD -------------- Vivi walked through the moss-covered forest and peered up at the fading sun through the lower canopy with illuminating eyes, magic whisking around his every move. His clothing, yet a bit ragged, still shown spectacular under his magic power. Fixing his hat with two hands, he started his way down the path. He was searching for Zidane since they just recently camped in this forest. Vivi was sent out by the group to search for some wood, even though he felt uneasy about the job. Never the less, they threatened to use his staff if he didn't get any wood so off he went. Still carrying his staff with him, just in case they got any ideas, he dragged a net along the ground filled up with a pile of firewood. He looked back with glee for it was good wood. Once the wood was given to group, they could make a fire, eat, and then go to sleep. The next day was going to be great. Vivi wasn't sure what Zidane had planned to do, but it made his curious at the thought. As Vivi pondered, he didn't notice the tree root protruding from the ground and Vivi ended up taking a tumble down to the campsite as it is, the wood pile collapsing and following behind. As good of a wizard was Vivi, he was still clumsy as ever which was never a help. The sun was almost down by now and it was time to set up the fire before monsters emerged. The fire would at least ward them off. Zidane and the others readied their weapons by their sides just in case. Vivi wobbled over to a fish that lay next to the fire. He picked it up expecting to put it on a stick, but instead it flopped out of his hands, still alive! "AHHH!" Vivi let out a shreak as he fell backwards and the fish flew into the fire. Zidane peered into the fire and saw the fish burn away. "Well, Vivi, it seems that fish is a bit over done." Vivi looked up from the pile of wood he once again fell into. His hat was flopsided and he let out a sigh of disappointment. "Aww..."

I suppose I'll be Vivi ^^ I'll just edit this with all the info needed in a sec... Name: Vivi Orniter Age: 9 Height: Unknown Weapon: Staff Bio: Vivi has a mysterious past in which he can't recall. After the death of his Grandfather, he was forced to raise himself. Not only being the only Black Mage not under Queen Brahne's control, but he also has survived the longest. Wanting to get in touch with the world and his past, he joins Zidane on an epic adventure. He is a powerful Black Mage and learns incredible black magic spells. He happens to even be the most powerful Black Mage to ever exist. Not bad for a little guy. He does tend to be clumsy, though, but makes up for it in the time of need. [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/real16/Vivi-2.jpg[/IMG]

[I]Well, luckily, the shadowy figure did reveal themselves.[/I] DW: The janitor! AHHH!!! [I]No, you idiot. That guy...[/I] Kinetix: Not Ronald McDonald! [I]George: Okay, look, the shadowy figures should all show themselves right now.[/I] [I]Twenty people step up including Kinetix.[/I] Shadowy Fugure: Fools. Those were not the real shadowy figure. I am. And now I shall go back into the shadows where I shadowyly do things because I'm a shadowy figure and that's what us shadowy figures do. *disappears* Nataniamon: O... kay... Producer: Muahahaha! producer2: Muhahahaha! producer: We are so like Smith on the Matrix. Producer2: Oh yeah! High five! *high fives producer* TH: Alright! Enough mocking the movies. Let's do this! [I]And so, the battle FINALLY begins AGAIN. The two producers manage a few punches before being sliced into four by Kinetix's axe blade. Now there are four producers![/I] Producer1: My God, you're sexy. producer2: Likewise. Producer3: Now, now, don't be modest. You are all sexy. Producer4: We get it all from you. producer3: Aww... that's so sweet... Nataniamon: Umm... hello? Producer1: You guys wanna see a movie? Producer2: Yeah. I hear Pirates of the Caribbean is a smash hit. Producer3: Oh, dude! You don't know how long I've wanted to see that! producer4: Then it's settled. Producer2: I dunno. I think we should get Taco Bell first. Producer1: Taco Bell after the movie. Producer3: But I like candy with my movie. producer4: Yeah and eating candy before dinner... that'd just spoil our appetites. Producer1: I see what ya mean. Producer2: So then it's Taco Bell and Pirates after. producer3: Nah. I don't really like tacos. Producer4: Well, I think they have salads. producer2: No, that's Wendy's. producer3: Why not Wendy's then? Producer1: I do like their chicken nuggets. producer2: Yeah, but they only come in, like, 4. Producer4: That's true. Producer3: Then why not Ponderosa? Or Applebees? Producer2: Yeah. Applebees. Producer1: Okay, dos Applebees sound good to everybody? producers: yeah! producer1: Good. Applebees and Pirates. Producer2: actually, I'm not in the mood for Pirates of the- producer1: Applebees and Pirates are fine. [I]And so, the producers leave the heroes in awe to go eat at Applebees and then see Pirates of the Caribbean which might I add, is a REALLY KICKIN' FLICK![/I] DW: So... umm.. shall we leave and go fight the spammerz. Everyone: Yeah, yeah. Sounds good. [B]And so, after defeating the deadly producers, the heroes leave the mountain and go on their quest to fight the deadly spammerz. And I don't wanna bother asking questions right now.[/B]

OOC: Well, TH, to tell ya the truth, you couldn't post that neither. Posting that we suddenly jump DuoMax and eat him is not only complete nonsense and I mentioned before not to do stuff like that, but that the fact is you can't kill anyone like that. It's totally deleting his part of the story and that's not fair. I'll just pretend we didn't eat him and the spammerz are attacking as said by both of you. Spammer: Okay, big boy, this is the end of your days. TH: Eegad! He sounds... Spammer: Sounds like an idiot? I have my moments, you silly willy. Now prepare to fall under my strength for I am super! DW: Your name is super? Haha. Loser. Spammer: NO! My name is actually George, but sure, I'll be your super. DW: Umm... taht's okay... you don't have to be. George: Oh fine! You're no fun! For that, I will kill you all and go to a gay bar! Nataniamon: Prepare for battle! DM: I don't have a weapon. *frowns* Nataniamon: What do you have? DM: Umm... a straw. Nataniamon: *sighs* Fine. Go for it. DM: *charges insanely at George* George: You silly willy. You can't stop my tight butt! *bends over and reveals a tail* Producer: Woah woah woah... hold it. *walks out on stage* How is a tail possible? Aren't you human? George: Well, it never said in my contract I was. Producer: Yes, but obviously you are. DW: But he's a spammer. I don't think spammerz are human. Producer: That may be, but why the tail? I mean, isn't that a little cliche? TH: Okay, look, it's in the script. The director allows it. You're just the guy that makes this show go on the air. Why not run along and eat a doughnut or something. Producer: Yeah, I may put this show on the air, but I can also cancel it! TH: You wouldn't dare. DW: Battle! *draws sword on producer* George: Umm... guys? What about me? DW: Oh yeah. Kinetix... Kinetix: *takes out axe and slays George* George: Aw, crud. Nataniamon: You guys... cut it out... TH: Stay out of this, Nataniamon. DW: yeah! This producer's asking for it! [B]One battle down, but another emerges! This producer looks tough. Will the actors that play the heroes win? Find out by yourself because I'm lost XD[/B]

[I]Suddenly, the heroes of five are ambushed by monsters![/I] Monster: We are now ambushing you! Roarness! Nataniamon: Oh no! DW: Eegad! TH: Oh crap! DM: Ack! Kinetix: Yeah... that would be funny to have a chicken with pudding inside. Monster: Now we shall all have a huge fight that'll last several hours as if it were a boss fight! DW: Bring it! [B]Skipping all the bloody and gory action, the heroes finally make it to the top of the mountain and find a rope flowing down from the floating tower. Of course, what they do next is eat cheese from Nataniamon's backpack. Then they climb the rope.[/B] DW: *Struggling to climb the rope* Ya know, this would be much easier if Nataniamon wasn't so fat. Nataniamon: I'm not fat! And why would it be easier if I weren't? DW: Because... umm... you're ugly! hahahaha! Audience: hahaha! *cheer* [I]And so, the heroes make it to the tower's platform, not without Kinetix and DW letting go of the ropes first to see if thy could be airborne.[/I] TH: So this is the floating tower where the treasure of the king lays. Nataniamon: I thought it was the treasure of the Oracle. DW: I thought it was the treasure I was going to steal. Kinetix: I thought that my booger was suppose to be green! Everyone: *stare at Kinetix* Kinetix: What? Everyone: *stare at Kinetix* DM: Well, let's just go- *trips and falls on face* Audience: Hahaha! *cheer* Nataniamon: AS DM was about to say, let's go inside and find out what the treasure is from. DM: Actually, I was going to say let's just go get some ice cream. DW: Okay! Nataniamon: No! DW/DM: Awww... [I]And so, the heroes enter the tower where flashing lights and special effects happen to make it seem spiffy. Then, a floating, glowing woman appears before them, holding a chest.[/I] Kinetix: haha. Holding her chest. [I]Shut up! That's not what I meant![/I] Oracle: I am the oracle. DW: We knew that! We read your name. Our names appear before what we say every time. Oracle: I knew that! But it's only proper. Ahem... this is my treasure... Nataniamon: *sticks tongue out at TH* Oracle: Silence! Nataniamon: But I didn't- Oracle: I said SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix* Kinetix: Whhhyyy... *collapses* Oracle: Now, I'm sure you all met Carrottop's voice? TH: Not me. DM: Nope. TH: I don't recall... Oracle: Okay, I'm sure all the important people met his voice. DW: *drools* Kinetix: *is burnt* Nataniamon: *Taps foot* Oracle: *turns her back to heroes* Oh God... why is these guys? They suck... I can't believe I have to give them the treasure and have them save Otaku. Nataniamon: Umm... excuse me? We can hear everything you're saying. We're right here. Oracle: *turns back* Of course you can! I was testing you! DW: So we gt the treasure. Oracle: Yes and now you must also save Otaku. There's not much time to explain, but you warriors must slay the evil spammerz of "TEH SPAMM FORUM"!!! [I]Lightning flashes.[/I] TH: Cool effects. Oracle: Now all of you, take this treasure and use it wisely for it'll come in handy in a time of need. *opens chest* DW: yays! *runs up and grabs out a rubber chicken* Cool! I always wanted one of these! Nataniamon: A... a... rubber chicken? Oracle: Yes. Use it WISELY! I can't stress that enough! TH: Well, I'm glad I'm FBI and not one of the heroes. *begins to walk away* Oracle: Not so fast! These are all thieves... except for that DuoMax guy. He's just an idiot. DM: No! You fight like a cow! Oracle: Umm... sure. Anyways, these thieves cannot be trusted to save the world fully. I need someone who's an FBI agent or a part of the authorities to keep them occupied. TH: Yes, sir! Oracle: That's ma'am. TH: Yes, boy! Oracle: Maybe I shouldn't choose him... Nataniamon: Miss Oracle, I may be a thief, but I'm the brains of this outfit. Allow me to guide them. Oracle: I see your point. You are the smartest. DW: *slays everyone with his sword* Whoops. Oracle: (Such power! That idiot has the strength of a thousand suns! Or something close, at least. He must be the leader of the Otaku Elite!) *revives everyone* Don't slay everyone! DW: Sorry. Oracle: Don't be sorry! DW: Sorry. Oracle: You, Dragon Warrior, are the new leader of the Otaku Elite. Kinetix: haha. Idiot. *is bleeding heavily* Oracle: And all the rest of you are [B]THE OTAKU ELITE![/B] [I]Lightning flashes.[/I] TH: Cool effects. Oracle: Now hurry! We have not much time to slay the spammerz before the overthrow Lord James and take over his part of Otaku. Then they'll be after the rest of Otaku where Lord Adam rules. Go after James' part first. They may be striking there first. Hurry. And also, one last important thing that is VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY important. You must- DW: *slays Oracle* Whoops. Nataniamon: Good job, idiot! TH: Yeah! Umm... what? Kinetix: Haha. You're a leader. Loser. [B]And so, it seems that the new OTAKU ELITE are the ones who will slay the spammerz of "Teh Spamm Forum". What will happen to these crazy warriors next? Find out when someone else takes over because my hands need a break.[/B]

[I]It seems our heroes are trapped in the sticky goo of a sand pit and stuff... umm... uh oh?[/I] Nataniamon: Uh... it's hot out here... DW/Kinetix: How hot is it? Nataniamon: I dunno... about... 80? 90? [I]DW and Kinetix look at one another.[/I] DW: I don't get it. Nataniamon: Just pipe down and let me think. Don't move crazily or you'll sink faster. Just act natural. [I]DW and Kinetix look at each other again.[/I] DW: La la la la! *jumps around and breakdances* Kinetix: *laughs, then swings an axe* DW: *gets out of the sand and grabs a club and hits Kinetix on the head* Nataniamon: What the... how did you... DW: *jumps back in sand* Nataniamon: Idiots... DW: Don't worry, Nerflemon, we'll get out of this. Nataniamon: It's Nataniamon. DW: Sure. Kinetix: So anyone up for a McDonald's Big 'N Tasty? DW: Oo... Nataniamon: If you haven't notited, were kind of occupied. Kinetix: I'll say. *plays with rubix cube* DW: There's only one man who can save us now... Nataniamon: Who? DW: How should I know? I'm a low-life thief. I don't get around much. Nataniamon: Great...why couldn't God squeeze me in today? [I]Suddenly clouds form and lightning flashes overhead as a God-like voice is heard...[/I] Voice: Behold, my true power! Kinetix: Is that Carrottop's voice? Nataniamon: I think so. Carrottop's Voice: So what if it is. I'm here to help you, you worthless swines. I am speaking from above in heaven... DW: But you're not dead yet. Kinetix: And you would probably go to hell. Carrottop's voice: SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix with lightning* Kinetix: Ow... *smoke lifts from his ashed body* Carrottop's Voice: Now, you thieves, I shall release you from the sand and put you closer to the top of the mountain, but that is all. Nataniamon: Why not put us at the top of the mountain? Kinetix: Because he's a big bed-wetting dooty-head. Carrottop's Voice: SILENCE! *zaps Kinetix again* Kinetix: O...ww... Carrottop's Voice: That was your warning, you three. Nataniamon: You didn't warn us. Carrottop's Voice: Oh... well... your warning is you must do what the Oracle says. Now BE GONE! Kinetix: Ohh... he's so scary! Big and mighty Carrothead. I bet he's a stupid head. Carrottop's Voice: SILENCE AGAIN1 *zaps Kinetix a third time* Kinetix: We don't need you... Nataniamon: Shut up! Kinetix: We can climb it all by ourselves. Carrottop's Voice: So be it, loud mouth idiot. I'll see you in hell! And dial down the center for collect calls. [B]MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA![/B] [I]And with fancy flash effects and sounds of lightning played on mini boom boxes, the voice and clouds were gone, leaving the three still hopelessly stuck.[/I] Nataniamon: Thanks a bunch, idiot. Kinetix: I'm not in are doo conner idiot! Nataniamon: What? DW: Don't mind him. He's just goofoo wompo talla. Nataniamon: I want out! I want out! *leaps out of sand* Wait... this isn't quick sand. *sees sign and reads it* This is "Government Made Sand"! We were tricked. DW/Kinetix: *drown* Nataniamon: *rescues them and pulls them out* That government... ooo! Kinetix: I'm crispy... *arm breaks off* DW: To the bat cave! Nataniamon: Floating Tower. DW: To the Floating Tower! [B]And so, since Kinetix is an idiot and has a big mouth, they must still walk up the mountainside. Not to mention, Kinetix is very crispy. What dangers await and what happens when they reach the Oracle? And what wishes does the Oracle ask of them when they get there? Hell of I know! Find out yourself... God..[/B]

[B]Hours later...[/B] Kinetix: I feel unconscious. *drops down, knocked out cold* [i]Dragon Warrior is still charging... for some reason...[/i] [B]Even more hours later...[/B] [I]Dragon Warrior is still charging and Kinetix drowns in a puddle of his own drool when both are saved by a woman who happens to be walking up the cliff.[/I] Woman: You guys must be idiots. Kinetix: No! *picks nose with sword* Nataniamon: Nataniamon is the name. I come to seek the treasure of the Oracle. Dragon Warrior: Oh, that's nice. We are treasure hunting too. And speaking of which, we must get back to it. Kinetix: Yeah. So good bye! DW: And thanks for saving us. Nataniamon: Sure. [I]They all get up and oddly walk in the same direction.[/I] Nataniamon: Why are you following me? DW: We're not. We're off to get the treasure. You're blocking our path. Nataniamon: Wait, wait... you mean to say that the treasure you seek is the Oracle's too? [I]DW and Kinetix look at one another, puzzled.[/I] DW: Not that we recall. Kinetix: I like axes. They're sharp. Nataniamon: Well, the oracle's treasure is in that floating Tower high above this mountain. Kinetix: Hey. Ours is too. Nataniamon: Oh great. You want the same treasure? Well then, I guess we're companions for now. But let me get this straight... I get most of the booty. DW: Haha. She said booty. *giggles immaturely with Kinetix* Nataniamon: Oh my God... God: Yes? Nataniamon: Kill me now. God: I'll see what I can do. *looks through little, black book* Sorry, I'm booked for eighty killings in the next week. Can I squeeze you in on Thursday the 18th of August? Nataniamon: Just forget it then. Now or never. God: There's always Lucifer. I can get ahold of him, but he may be on the internet. He doesn't know about that damn Callwave and it drives me NUTS! Nataniamon: Nah. I'm fine. God: *looks at Kinetix touching his cloak* Stop that! Nataniamon: Well, come on you two. We should get to that treasure now. It'll take a day or so. DW: Cool. Kinetix: Yeah. And remember... we're no idiots! *shoves a stick of dynamite in his ear* [B]Yays! Nataniamon is a new member of the crew! What will happen next as these thieves thieve things. And why doesn't Lucifer use Callwave? I mean, c'mon! it's good stuff! Find out NEXT POST![/B]

OOC: Haha. Classic, Kinetix. Anyways, I forgot to mention the thing about posting. When about to add onto the skit, please first post a post that reads "Reserved" or something to that affect. Then, edit your post and add in what you want the skit to be. This method is so that two people don't post parts of the script at the same time and get frustrated. We don't want that. So, if you reserve a post, but someone reserved a post just above you, delete your post and wait for them to finish. Then post. This way we don't have a pile of reserves in a row and if someone logs off without editting their reserve post, then many people (if anybody does this) will have to wait for that person to return. That's the rules so thank you. IC: [i]Dragon Warrior ends up having to come back down the hill and save Kinetix. But it turns out, this dog is STRONG![/i] DW: Eegad! That dog almost killed me! Kinetix: Told ya! Take him out, DW! *hides in bush* DW: *unsheathes his sword* I'll do my best! [i]Dragon Warrior leaps at the mutt, but it's super powers of barking harmed DW's ears with a high yip. DW fell to the ground in pain, dropping his blade at the pooch's feet.[/i] Kinetix: Dragon Warrior! No! DW: Run, Kinetix! This dog is mighty! You get to the floating tower high above on top of the mountain without me. You get the treasure. Kinetix: Okay! *starts up the mountain* DW: Hey! I didn't mean it! Kinetix: *stops* Then why did you say it? DW: Because, it's something people say at these moments to make things sounds dramatic! Kinetix: Oh. *shrugs and walks back* DW: *gets up* Now help me! That mutt stole my sword. Dog: *wields sword skillfully* Kinetix: Gee wiz, Mr. Peebody. DW: Eh? Kinetix: Ahem... I mean... LET'S DO THIS! *charges, wielding an axe that oddly appeared in his hands* DW: Yeah! *charges with no weapon so he probably will die* [b]What will happen next? Is this the end of our pathetic heroes right off the bat? Is this dog possessed or something? Find out in the next high-flying, action-packed, bed-wetting episode![/b]

Mr. Anti, when's this gonna start? It's been quite a while since anyone else has signed up :<

Now, people, this is sort of an RPG as people have said that I have shown the idea to (James, Asula, Kinetix, etc...), but it has a twist. Not only do you NOT have to sign up and post freely, but you post the story in script form. Hence the Grand Forum "Skit". Let me explain better... You can post anytime since this starts. You never have to signup. Just post. But your posts have to be worthy. I don't want this thing to be spammed or have one to two sentences posted I can't stretch that enough, I swear :) Just post something around 10 lines. That'd do. Thanks. When posting, you can post yourself into the story. The story involves Otaku (I'll get to the story) so Otaku members are what make it all up. Just don't make yourself all-powerful or whatever and try to allow other people to do stuff without messing up their plans. Also, try to follow the theme when posting. This is a [B]Comedy[/B], but not a madhouse. Keep it sanitary and good. Let's try to show some people even a comedy RPG can have good writers and good plotline. Speaking of plot, I shall say the story now. This is a guideline and I wish to follow it mostly, but you can make sidequests and other junk. Just don't make them too wild, aight? :) [B]Story:[/B] Okay, it's about the world of Otaku. It's a happy place where people live in nice houses with picket fences and shiz. Or whatever your house looks like XD Most residents make a living off of posting and do artwork and stories to post and such while others are guards and protectors of Otaku (such as James, Adam, etc...). But evil shows it's wicked face... and it's not pretty. Spammers! Out of nowhere they invade the peaceful lands of Otaku and tear away the message boards and whatnot. It's some kind of rift broken between Otaku and the foul "Spammerz Forum" and there's not much to do. But wait... prophecies have spoken on the spammerz that would attack the humble Otaku. Only the Otaku Elite, a group of powerful Otaku warriors, could save the day. But how? Now that you got the information and junk, I think I'll start. Anymore questions, PM me and if they're important enough, I'll add my answer to this first post and inform it's there in my next post when I write more of this skit. Good luck and have fun, people! (NOTE: Watch how I do the story. that is how you post some of the script) [SIZE=4][b]GRAND FORUM SKIT[/b][/SIZE] [I]Dragon Warrior poked his head out through the bushes to stare at a large tower that drifted high above a tall mountain.[/I] Dragon Warrior: No way... I have to climb that and get to THAT to steal whatever THAT is? This wasn't in the job description. Of course, being a thief, I don't think I did get a job description. [I]Dragon Warrior slowly crept from out of the bushes and toward the cliffside where he could slide down and get to the mountain's base.[/I] Dragon Warrior: Oh well... as long as this treasure is worth the steal. I hear it costs a king's ransom. $.$ [I]There was a sudden russle in the bushes and Dragon warrior's thief companion emerged.[/I] Dragon Warrior: C'mon. Let's go. I wanna get my hands on that treasure! (That's how you post, but make sure it's longer than what I did. I just wanted to help get the idea of the start along. Plus, that thief companion part could be someone's entrance ;) ) [b]NOTE ON POSTING:[/b] When about to add onto the skit, please first post a post that reads "Reserved" or something to that affect. Then, edit your post and add in what you want the skit to be. This method is so that two people don't post parts of the script at the same time and get frustrated. We don't want that. So, if you reserve a post, but someone reserved a post just above you, delete your post and wait for them to finish. Then post. This way we don't have a pile of reserves in a row and if someone logs off without editting their reserve post, then many people (if anybody does this) will have to wait for that person to return. That's the rules so thank you.