Dragon Warrior

Well, this is a sketch of the character I made for my new game I'm making on the computer called [B]WhiteFire[/B]. His name is Ru Kaiyu and he is a samurai. And he's cool. Yep yep. What do ya think, aye? Note: That's his sword in front of his face.

Finn decided he's caused enough incidents in the town for one life time and wouldn't get involved in any more of such events. Though, his curiousity caught up with him when he overheard some men speaking. He turned towards a booth to make it look like he was shopping. He knew eavesdropping was not good, but what they were talking about wasn't which woman was the best or other human matters. "Well," the first man began, "I hear that in the North, they're having troubles with some fighter." "Is it a Gogen Raider?" The second man asked curiously. "No way, man! Not even close. They say he's ten times better than the Gogen Raider leader!" "No..." "Yeah! Maybe more at that!" "That can't be." "But it is!" "Who's this warrior?" "Some creation of some guy. Some wizard made him, but died after doing so... his name was... I don't know, but the warrior's name was..." "Yeah?" "Clothes? Cloths?" "Cloths?" "No. That wasn't it... OH! It was Raggs!" "Raggs? What an odd name." "Shh! Don't say that while he's around. He has no mercy. The reason he's causing trouble in the North is because he's searching for the legendary Dragon Armory." "You don't say." "I do say. And he destroys everything in his path 'til he finds it. Then who knows what he'll do." "I'm glad I'm not in the North." "Same here." The two men started on their way and Finn turned to face where they once were. "Raggs, huh?" He said out loud to himself. "This doesn't sound too good."

Maybe it was the 24th. I could've heard Kizu wrong. I hope it's Monday as well. That'd be sweet!

Calm down, Kizu. Yes, it'll be great when it comes out. The commercials made me think it was out because all they say is "Zelda: The Wind Waker for Gamecube" and that's it. It kinda threw me off because they didn't say it wasn't out yet. But then I recalled Kizu telling me "26th!" and all that.

The skies darkened quickly. It was a storm and it was rushing in from the East. Finn felt a raindrop as he was purchasing a few pieces of vittles. This caused him to look up and examine the sky. "Rain..." He started to walk away from the booth. By this time, he was closing in on he center of the town. The town's name was Argenhood as he found out from all the signs. Thieves were common, but so bad at what they do that you could spot them in a crowd more than anyone. But it wasn't Finn's job to do justice. He saw plenty of peopl robbed, but easily caught by the police. He was so into watching all this that he didn't notice he bumped into someone. He backed away and saw it was a rather large human. "Hey, Elf! Watch where you're goin'!" "I didn't mean to do that, sir. My sincerest apologizes." Finn replied with a bow. The man's face became a picture of confusion, then he burst out laughing. "Who do you think you are?" "I am a wanderer." "A wanderer!? Ha! You've gotta be a fighter if you have a blade at your side." The man drew out his sword, a rather large scimitar, and placed it's point about 2 inches from Finn's face. "Fight me, warrior." "What good would it serve?" Finn asked, putting his palm to the point of the sword and lowing it with his hand. "Whoever wins gets to raid the limp body of their foe." "That's not very civilized." "Do you even know who I am?" "No. Who?" "Gah! You stupid elf! I'm one of the generals to the great Gogen Raiders!" Finn still looked at him quizfully. "Gah! Ya know, the Gogen Raiders of the North?" Finn's face was still blank. "you stupid elf! Let's just fight!" "I don't choose to fight." "Fine. Then I'll just simply take the goods from your corpse!" He lifted his scimitar high over his head and charged at Finn. Swiftly, Finn dodged and made a leap, landing perfectly on the roof of one of the nearby buildings. The big brute of a Gogen Raider looked around in search of Finn, but couldn't see him. "Up here!" Finn waved. The general looked up and scowled. "Come down here, you little wimp!" "I don't think you want that, no, that you don't." "Gah! That's it! I'm comin' up there then!" The man leaped up into the air and crashed his scimitar down on the spot where Finn stood. His sword slashed through the roof and got stuck. The man easily pulled free and leapt back down. He turned just to see a sword point 2 inches from his face. The man was still. "You left yourself unprotected. I caught you offguard. A true swordsman not only has good offense, but excellent defense to keep themselves in the fight." The man became furious and whacked Finn's blade aside, then charged at his opponent. Finn stepped aside and the man went straight into the wall. He stumbled back and rubbed his nose; it was bleeding now. "Gah! You'll pay for that, elf!" He started spinning his scimitar over his head and began showing off wild moves. Finn pushed back some of his hair and made some quick moves. He took his sword hilt and bashed the man across his face, blood drops flying through the air as the man landed on his side. He didn't move for a moment, but suddenly got up in a fit of rage and charged with anger. Finn frowned at this. "You shouldn't fight with anger, that you should not." Finn took a jump, flew over the man's head, brought his blade hilt down on the man's neck and kicked him aside. The man lay conscious, but limp. Finn approuched. "I hit you in a certain part of your neck. You should be paralyzed long enough for the police to collect you, but it's nothing serious." Through his teeth, the man said quite clearly, "You can't be a wanderer. What are you?" "I choose to be a wanderer. Not one of many, yes. Justice is my side, not crime which leads to punishment. The misunderstandings of me bring trouble, but to danger I bring my blade's tip." Finn sheathed his blade and left the man and a few people that watched the incident just as the police arrived.

"STOP! THIEF!" A huge cry came out from a chubby butcher in the marketplace. It was about midafternoon when this happened and when Finn arrived at the city limits. The thief managed to escape it seemed, but the police were hot on his trail anyways. "Hm." Finn grunted. "Stealing... what does the world come to these days. People shouldn't steal, that they should not." He guided his gaze across to a certain booth. The man grinned and waved Finn over. Finn approuched the gleaming man cautiously. "You look like a fine sir. Can I interest you in some of this 'magic powder'?" The man's grin grew even larger as he held out a small satchel filled with what seemed to be normal sand. "No, thank you. I don't need to buy things that have no meaning." "Oh come now, sir. This sand could help any..." the shop keeper's gaze lowered to the sword at Finn's side. "It would help... any warrior like yourself." He grinned again. Finn tilted his head. He was not one to be tricked, but who knows. "How much?" "That's the spirit. For you, I'll make it... 10 gold." Finn couldn't help, but smile at that. 10 Gold was like 10 dollars on Earth so you can tell how good of a deal it was. Finn just hoped he didn't trick him. Finn left the magic powder booth as he hooked the satchel to the back of his waistband. He made his way to another table where fresh fruits and vegetables were being sold. Many people crowded around him. It wasn't like a warrior to stand out in broud daylight, ya know. At least, not with their hand placed on their hilt all the time. But all Finn was there for was fruits and vegetables. But out of the corner of his eye he spotted the thief. Not making a move, he allowed the thief to pass by. Finn felt a tug at his waist and the thief was gone. Finn grinned. The thief stopped behind a barrel and peered into the sack he got from Finn. "Haha, what did I get today?" What he found disappointed him miserably. He turned it over and normal sand poured out. "What?! NO!" He grabbed up the sack and returned to where Finn still stood. This time, the thief made his way for Finn's money pouch. The thief rushed past, made his way to grab the pouch, but found himself tripping over Finn's foot. With a face full of sand, the thief got back up in anger. The police had just arrived. "There's the thief! Get him!" One shouted. They all ran at the thief. But unexpectedly, the thief unsheathed a sword and defeated the police. He was trained well. After leaving the police knocked out on the ground, he turned back to Finn. "You!" He pointed a dirty finger at Finn. "You're gonna pay for that... with your life!" Skillfully, he wielded his sword around to show off. A crowd had gathered by then. The thief charged, made his way straight at Finn, but missed. It was like Finn disappeared. Then, the thief turned around and [b]SLASH![/b] The thief fell to the ground. Finn stood with his sword out it's scabbard. But he quickly put it back in and turned to a man behind. "Don't worry. He's just stunned. He'll be fine. Now go get more policemen to arrest him and take these policemen to a doctor." Finn started his way. The crowd opened a gap so he could pass. He turned back to the booth to pay for the food, but the shop keeper gladly pushed away the gold. "It's on me." He said. Finn smiled. "Thank you." He started on his way to find more supplies in the town. Things were going his way it seemed. People watched him leave. Many had questions unanswered. One asked his friend, "Who was that guy? He fights like a demon."

OOC: Well then, I hope I don't have to read them ^^ And I thought you'd like to start the RPG Rhys. heh. IC: Where Finn was, the sun was just creeping over the mountainside, giving a shine to the morning dew that covered the grassy plains. Finn yawned as the light from the sun hit his eyes. He woke up from under a big tree in these plains and looked about as if he didn't know where he was. He handled his sword at his side, clutching the hilt, then standing up, he wiped off the grass that collected to his clothes. "Morning..." he said out loud to the himself. his long hair swayed in the wind. It wasn't too cold of a morning, but one expected better weather later on still. Finn wasn't too far away from the nearest town in which was his next destination. He was in dire need of new supplies for his trip and the town a head most likely possessed what he needed. so, he started on his way. Being a wanderer and pretty much a loner, he travelled alone and has been like that for some time. But that didn't mean he didn't get help from time to time. A guy can travel, but some don't have a very good sense of direction, you see. Finn was sometimes that kind of guy. It was a few hours before the town's rooftops became clear in the morning fog off in the distance. Finn sighed and smiled as he made his way towards it. He may be a wanderer, but it'd be nice to finally see some civilization.

It begins... For those of you who want it, here's the story again: Every world has a dark past. But when evil shows it's ugly face, darkness will release it's cruel purpose once more and turn that little, happy world into no more than another playground. Asheron is just the same. The most dominant race there would have to be the elf-like creatures called Asheronians. Even though there's plenty of other ones, they lead the high order and for many years they have. But as said before, evil can come right back and stab you in the back. To be exact, a cruel creation was made by the sorcerer Ligwu. Ligwu is not human and not Asheronian. He created using most of his magic the ultimate warrior. This warrior would take over Asheron and give the power to Ligwu. Why would Ligwu want Asheron? Asheron possesses the universe's greatest power source, The Dragon Armory. The one who wears the Dragon Armory becomes invincable. But Ligwu was stupid if he thought he could control his new creation. This warrior, named Raggs, destroyed Ligwu and went on his evil reign to get the Dragon Armory himself. The hunt is on. Raggs has never really caused any harm since then. But now, when he finally senses the Dragon Armory, he will do more damage than even Ligwu didn't expect. Anyways, here's the characters too: [B]My Chara:[/B] Name: Finn Mercutio Age: ??? Race: Elf Weapon: Sword BIO/Looks: A mysterious swordsman that anyone can underestimate. He doesn't show any sign of true mastery of the sword or violence. In fact, no one really gets a good look at him. He's practically incognito. [B]Deedlit's Chara:[/b] Name: Elsyan Maiya Age: 18 (in human years. ) Race: Elf Weapon: Her magical staff and a dagger bio: Elsyan Maiya is a mage, and technically, a young one going by elven standards. Even though she knows nothing about the Dragon Armory, she's about to find out soon enough. (Sorry it's so short. I'll try to add to it later. ) description: Elsyan is about 5'3", has long red hair, and emerald-green eyes. She wears the White Robes--white robes that go down to her feet, have wide sleeves, and secret pockets hidden throughout. Her staff is wooden with a silver crystal at the top. Usually she uses this with some of her spells. [B]Har's Chara's EXTREMELY long bio ^^:[/b] Name: Rali Kreigyr Age: 21 in human years. Lythanoid don't measure time much. Race: Lythanoid Weapon: Doesn't really need one. BIO/Looks: Okay then...time to get started... Anyway. A lythanoid is a subterranean creature, born and raised in darkness. Their skin is jet black, as are mosr creatures in their realm, excepting their face. Their face has a slight, internal grey glow. This glow emits no light, but makes their face readable. Lythanoids average about six feet tall, Rali is an inch over that, and are very slender. Lythanoid have four arms, each terminating in a set of five taloned fingers, and batlike, membraneous wings. They are not directly suited for flying, for reasons that will be discussed further onwards, but can be used for short glides. Lythanoids are reptilian by the way, their skin is scaly, excepting the face, which is flesh. As such, they do have hair, which is quite often the only colourless part of their body. In fact, black haired Lythanoids are the rarest of all. Rali's hair is a strange metallic, almost glossy silver, a characteristic common to his race. Because of their habitat, Lythanoids have a very high resistance to heat, due to their internal temperature. This temperature is considerably higher than your average furnace. As well, they have a substantial control over their internal temperature. Anyway...Lythanoid's have one unique feature. Rather than bones, they possess specialised muscles, called sceiyphs. These muscles act as bone, but are more flexible, and possess only rudimentary joints. In actuality, a lythanoid can bend its limbs at any point. Torso muscles are slightly less mobile. (It is for this reason that lythanoid's can't fly, as the muscles aren't quite as strong as bone). These sceiyphs also cause the lythanoid to bely their slender appearance. Everything under the skin is muscular, excepting organs and body systems, so lythanoids tend to be physically powerful. To give a summary description of Rali, he is six foot, one inch, slender, with silver hair that falls to about his shoulder. He wears (yes, these creatures do wear rudimentary clothing) long black leather pants, leaving his torso bare. Let's face it, he's not exactly going to get sunburnt... Rali was born to a tribe of lythanoids that existed near a large magma flow. Life was simple, they hunted for food, gave Rali a rudimentary education, and worshiped the darkness, as Lythanoid's do. Rali grew up hunting the savage creatures of the great cave systems beneath the earth, and as such, learnt to survive pretty early on. (Lythanoids tend to be fully physically mature by about age 13). Rali was also apprenticed, for a brief time, to the shaman of the tribe, and has a rudimentary control over shadow because of it. When Rali would have been about 15, this magma flow suddenly became an inconvenience. A fire drake, a great subterranean reptile that dwarfs nearly all surface creatures, was swimming along in this flow, and decided the tribe would make a tasty snack. The warriors fought back, but didn't even manage to dent the thing's scales. Rali survived only because he leapt into the lava flow at the beginning of the fight, and swam for his life. He did this at the urging of the tribe's shaman, rather than any cowardice. When the firedrake had finished its meal, the colossal beast returned to the lava and started swimming, coming up in the same cavern as Rali did, which opened into a volcano. Neither creature being particularly fond of sunlight, the drake retreated. Rali kept climbing the cavern wall. The drake could easily have reared up and picked him off the very rim of the volcano's maw, but chose not to do so. Rali, the first of his kind to travel the surface, quickly found many people thought him some kind of demon. A black, bat winged, four armed creature, demonic? Why, surely not.... Actually, when he found at what exactly a demon was, he wasn't too surprised. Rali ended up living a mercenary for hire. The very sight of him defending a castle wall or what not normally made the attackers have second thougts. Or, at least, send twenty or thirty priests in first. When they couldn't banish Rali, they really got confused. Rali has quite a few contacts from his mercenary exploits running around, they're basically the only friends he has. And he has earned that friendship through the heat of battle and the cold of death. Very few people who had not experienced that along side him could ever learn to trust or like such a strange creature. As a being raised in darkness however, Rali wasn't really concerned. Solitude was a way of life. [B]Rhys' Chara:[/B] Name: Shayleigh Minyatur Age: 20 Race: Elvish!^^ Weapons: Bow and arrows, throwing daggers. Bio/Looks: She usually wears a long rich blue cloak and a tunic the same colour. Her pants are black leather. She has long dirty blond hair and forest green eyes. She stands about 5 foot seven. She commands a small army of elves for her clan. No one ever thought that she would even become a soldier but she proved them all wrong which is what her personality is. Anyone that says she can't do something she'll do it and maybe even better it. She knows little about the Dragon Armory but she intends to stop the evil from getting it....since someone said she couldn't. [b]DOK's Bio:[/b] Name: Ryan Schezar Age: 43 Race: Human (Black Wizard) Weapon: Rune Staff Bio: I've been needing to get this out of my system for a while. Ryan is a wizard. A wizard of the Black Arts. At an early age his parents revealed their true lineage to him. They were of the same bloodline as one of the greatest Black Wizards ever. Despite popular belief, Black Wizards are not generally evil. They simply bend the evil parts of the world in their favor. Some of the orginals drew power from the demon world but that was stopped after possesion became regular. When he was five his training began. He was forced to read an entire library and to learn physically exausting spells. At one point, he bled from the eyes for an entire day. Age ten. Ryan was tested against a senior wizard. He faired well, but lost the use of his left hand. It does no more than hang limp at his side. Age twenty. Ryan sets out from the compound and went on a quest. That's how he thought of it at least. He traveled to the town of Beville. In the great library that was there he learned of the Dragon Armory. Slowly thoughts of greed probed their way into his mind. He stayed in the library gathering every scrap of information on the Armory for nearly three years. His magic became focused. His power became godlike. He turned evil. Age forty-three. Twenty years... Twenty years of searching for the Armory. No luck. The lack of discovery has only made Ryan a sullen individual. He is quiet and calculating, preferring to stay away from people than to be in a group. Rumors have been growing on the horizon. Rumors of the Armory being sought after by a great warrior. Ryan plans to follow the path of this warrior and steal the Armory from him. It the demon can stay subdued, that is... Description: A black cloak. A thick stubble on his face. Dark eyes and hair that's slightly graying. Far to thin for his age. To be a cool guy, I'll let you guys start, not me. Just, don't post waht's going on with Raggs. He's not important just yet. Just post about you and your chara and any other chara that is with you or whatever. I'm sure you know what to do. Have Fun!

Well, we have enough people, that we do. I'll start it as soon as I can, that I will.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deedlit [/i] [B][color=009966]Gavers! You're back! ^^ [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Yes. That I am. ^^ That's just fine, Harlequin. Originality is all good. Now then, just need 2 more people. Actually, 1 would even do. It'd probably be best for just 5 in all. Okay. 1 more then ^^ Silly Gavin.

I know I really haven't been on OB since my second season of Goatman and OtakuCards, but I'm back with a new RPG idea. And here it is: Every world has a dark past. But when evil shows it's ugly face, darkness will release it's cruel purpose once more and turn that little, happy world into no more than another playground. Asheron is just the same. The most dominant race there would have to be the elf-like creatures called Asheronians. Even though there's plenty of other ones, they lead the high order and for many years they have. But as said before, evil can come right back and stab you in the back. To be exact, a cruel creation was made by the sorcerer Ligwu. Ligwu is not human and not Asheronian. He created using most of his magic the ultimate warrior. This warrior would take over Asheron and give the power to Ligwu. Why would Ligwu want Asheron? Asheron possesses the universe's greatest power source, The Dragon Armory. The one who wears the Dragon Armory becomes invincable. But Ligwu was stupid if he thought he could control his new creation. This warrior, named Raggs, destroyed Ligwu and went on his evil reign to get the Dragon Armory himself. The hunt is on. Raggs has never really caused any harm since then. But now, when he finally senses the Dragon Armory, he will do more damage than even Ligwu didn't expect. Alright, folks. You know you wanna join this jawesome RPG. Anyways, what your role will be is a warrior that wants to help stop the bad dude Raggs. Why do you want to help the hero stop him? That's for you to decide. But you shall get more power than you have ever expected if you choose to. This is what you need in your profile: Name: Age: (if you're an elf, we're not going by elf years. Make them young. Not 200 ^^) Race: Weapon: BIO/Looks: And here's mine: Name: Finn Mercutio Age: ??? Race: Elf Weapon: Sword BIO/Looks: A mysterious swordsman that anyone can underestimate. He doesn't show any sign of true mastery of the sword or violence. In fact, no one really gets a good look at him. He's practically incognito. If you have any questions and such, post here. If you wanna sign up, post here as well. I need: 5 more people

Well, my school bans everything under the sun. It even blocked hotmail and yahoo so i can't work on my dang school website I'm making with Geocities. They also won't let you download anything and they don't have winzip so I was screwed for my project of where I had to get the game I made to the school computers. They're just evil...

Heh. Thanks, Evil Pancake. But who the hey is Eli? Heh.

Haha. Yeah. That's why after I said they fell off a cliff it said right after "[reason unknown]". Silly Endymion. There's no cliffs in apartments ^^

Ah yes. That monster is so fateful. You gotta love 'im.

Yes. Crazy story. heh. Many crazy stories. No problem, though.

Here's epi 9 like I said. [size=3][b]Goatman[/b][/size] Episode 9 ?What a Mes!? Announcer: Do you eat socks? Man: What? Announcer: And do you always choke on them? Woman: What is he talking about? Announcer: Need to get those extra strings off them before you gag on one? Kid: Mom, Dad, who is this guy and what?s he doing in our house? Announcer: Then there?s only one thing you?ll need. Dad: Right. The cops. (reaches for phone, but the phone is smashed by a giant machine) Hey! Announcer: Introducing the ?NON-CHOKANIZER?!! Woman: The what? Announcer: With this AMAZING product, you won?t choke on socks nor strings EVER again. Kid: Cool. Man/Woman: (glares at kid) Kid: (gulps) Announcer: So buy it today! Cop siren: RIIIIIIIIIINGG!!! Announcer: Gotta go! (leaps in a hamper) Monster: Jawonkie gooba? Narrator: hey! That?s my line! Jawonkie gooba-I mean, good day to all of you. It?s a new show today! With a new surprise. Audience: Ooo.. Narrator: Thank you. We start our episode where Arch Nemesis has Goatman captured and floating over a boiling vat of acid. Arch Nemesis: Actually? there?s something? about that acid? Narrator: Yeah? Arch: Umm? we don?t have it. Narrator: What?? Where did it go? Arch: Charlie ate it! Narrator: Charlie? Arch: (points to Charlie) Charlie: My stomach! I see a bright light! Narrator: (slaps forehead) Arch: But have no fear! I have filled the vat full of something evil! Narrator: And that would be? Arch: COTTAGE CHEESE! Audience: Oh my! Arch: Muhahahahaha! Goatman: (taps Arch on the shoulder) Arch: What? (sees Goatman) WHAT! How did you escape? Goatman: Well, I wasn?t exactly tied up and your guards were easy to overthrow. Arch: Awww man? Goatman: (punches Arch down and runs out of the evil lair) Arch: Doodies! (goes unconscious) Narrator: It took a few hours for Arch to recover that single hoof punch, but he did. And boy, when he did, he had a plan on how to make a cloning machine so evil that it?s evil. Man: But how did he think up an idea while uncon- Narrator: Shut up and watch! Arch: Here it is, General Wes! The cloning machine of EVIL!!! General Wes: Cool, sir. Arch: Word. Now we must try it. I just have to add a certain amount of Evil X to it and we?ll be done. How much was it again? A teaspoon or a cup? General Wes: Maybe you should look at the manual. Arch: For crying out loud to the high heavens, General Wes! What is up with you and taking the easiest ways out? I?ll just guess and put in a cup. (dumps in a cup of Evil X) [b]Poof![/b] Narrator: What has happened? Is it bad or good? Monster: Bewqo kolala? Narrator: Right. Find out after this commercial break! Monster: Heeha! Man: I eat paste. Audience: ? Man: ? Audience: ? Man: ? Man in Audience: (coughs) Narrator: What the heck was that? Monster: Hugotha requim sosodoctu. Narrator: That?s what I thought. Anyways, there was just a [b]POOF![/b] before we left to that? what ever it was. Monster: Hugotha requim sosodoctu. Narrator: Yeah. That?s what it was. Now we see what happens to Arch and General Wes, shall we? Arch: (coughs) General Wes? Major Pain-in-the-***? Mommy? General Wes: I?m right here, sir. Voice like General Wes?: I?m right here. Arch: Eh? What are you, redundant? Voice like Arch?s: Shut up! Arch: What the? (smoke clears revealing a Arch dressed in black and one dressed in white and the same for General Wes) General Wes: Holy heart-failure! Arch: Which one of you is the real General Wes? General Wes: I am. Other General Wes: Yeah. My name is General Mes. I?m the good side to General Wes and he?s the dark side. Arch: Eh? Then that must mean? Other Arch: Yep. I?m Nark Cremesis. Your good side, Arch. Narrator: Woah! Talk about weird! Arch: I?ll say. Narrator: Now what? General Wes: Wanna help do crime, Mes and Nark? Nark: Didn?t you hear us straight? Mes: Yeah! We?re good guys, dur! Arch: Then I?ll have to just de-(gets knocked out with a squeaky hammer) Nark: C?mon, Mes! We must go help Goatman! Mes: Right! (and so they were off) Arch: No! General Wes: Weren?t you knocked out, sir? Arch: The keyword is ?out?. General Wes: You mean the keyword is ?were?. Arch: Sure. Whatever. But I have a backup plan. I now release my newest creation! Wes: I thought that the cloning machine was the newest creation. Arch: Erm? no. Now my newest creation is? MR. HURT! (suddenly a giant robot barges through the wall and steps on Arch?s foot) Arch: Son of a! Bad Mr. Hurt! Mr. Hurt: Destroy! Arch: (gets vaporized) Fine? just? go destroy? Goatman? Narrator: Uh oh! Looks like Arch and Wes are getting revenge with Mr. Hurt! What will Goatman and his new friends do? Will they party? Or fight? Find out after this short thingy. Announcer: Welcome to Bill?s Quote of the Day! Heeeeeeeeeeere?s Bill! Bill: Right. This one is by Batman. ?Joker, you-? Announcer: Who cares! Back to the show! Monster: Bewong goo holla susingin quitoc ewishers. Goatman: So, you?re Mes and Nark, eh? (wall is stormed down) Arch: (walks in) Now I?ve got you, Goatman! Get him, Mr. Hurt! Mr. Hurt: (walks in and steps on Arch?s foot) GOD DARNIT! Stupid robot! (is vaporized, but fights Mr. Hurt. The two of them fall off a cliff [reason unknown]) Everyone: ?? General Wes: (turns to everyone and sighs) I guess it?s up to me. (becomes a ninja) Goatman: Get ready, guys! Nark: Goatman? Mes: ? we were born ready? Nark: Which was only two hours ago. Mes. Right. Narrator: They all suddenly get into a huge fight! There?s kicking, punching, scratching and yes, even eating, but I gotta tell ya, it?s wild! Goatman: Now, it?s time to finish you, Wes! Wes: Who? Did you say Mes or Wes? Goatman: Umm? I forgot? hold on? (thinks, but it gives Wes Ninja a chance to kick him where it counts) Wes: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mes/Nark: Holy shnikies! Nark: C?mon, Mes! We gotta take care of this joker! Narrator: And so they did. Man: How did they win, though? Narrator: Huh? Man: How did they win the match? Narrator: No. There?s no catch. Man: What? That?s not- Narrator: And so, General Wes was defeated at the hands of Mes and Nark Cremesis. Monster: Tooflay. Narrator: Yes. Arch: (climbs back into apartment all beaten up) Wait. I shall have my revenge. I still have this cloning machine. Wes: (looks up) Wait sir! NOO! Arch: (fires the cloning machine, but Goatman reflects it with a mirror and it hits Wes and Arch causing Mes and Nark to rejoin) Ouch? Goatman: Wow. That was convient. Wes: When are you going to learn that many things are convient? Goatman: I don?t know? NOW DIE1 (blasts Wes and Arch back to their lair with one large psyb) Narrator: And so, Goatman, with the help of Mes and Nark, saved the day. Actually, he just saved his ***, but good enough. [b]THE END[/b] This was brought to you by this monster. Monster: I actually speak English, but I had a cold. Right.

Right. Episode two coming rigtht up when I get home. Booyah. And Endymion, just look up Goatman in the OB search and you can find the old thread. That is, if u wanna read the 7 episodes that consist of Season 1.

That's probably what Mztik meant. I voted Matt as well. Just because he seems more better.

Well, we can't tell you who to like. But I say go for anyone who's reachable. You'll see what I mean.

Goatman returns for his second season. Yays! Here's episode one to start her off. [SIZE=3]Goatman[/size] Episode 8 ?Got Milk?? Mother: Kids! Breakfast is ready! Girl: Oh boy! Boy: Yay! Mother: I made your favorite. Croissants. Oven: (bings) Mother: Oh! They?re done. (opens oven) Announcer: (pops out) Mother: AHH!! Announcer: Don?t you just hate croissants? Kids: It?s our fave- Announcer: Then do I have a treat for you! Introducing ?Crappy Crunchies?! The new cereal with a crunch of terrible taste! Have a bowl. (gives kids some) Boy: (eats) This taste like foil and mold. Girl: My tonsils hurt. Announcer: Haha. That?s right. (turns to audience) So go out and buy some Crappy Crunchies and follow your nose to my lucky charms. (teeth ping) Narrator: Hey there! Welcome to Goatman?s SECOND season. I know. It doesn?t seem like a second season, BUT IT IS! God, I have been working here long enough for a second season? No wonder my wife left me. ? ? Anyways, on today?s show, a new villain emerges. It all starts with this harmless milkman taking some milk up to a doorstep. Milkman: (is whistling) Dum dee dum dum dum? Narrator: I said WHISTLING! Milkman: Sorry. (whistles) Narrator: Better. Milkman: (gets up to doorstep and looks over his shoulders. Takes a bottle of milk and drinks some) Narrator: Oh my goodness! Not that! Don?t worry people. That?s not the villain. BUT HE IS1 Why am I shouting to day? Arch Nemesis: MUHAHAHAHAHA! My plan is working! I have now poisoned all water factories in this town with Evil X, my own special invention. General Wes: Umm? sir? Arch: What is it? General Wes: This is a milk factory. Arch: Hubbawa? General Wes: Milk. See? (points to Milk Factory sign) Arch: Whoops? this could lead to a terrible, terrible side effect because milk and my Evil X don?t mix well? ? Wanna go to subway? General Wes: Okay. I heard they have great new sauces. Narrator: And so they did. But what about the milkman? Milkman: (gets super powers from the mix of milk and Evil X) Narrator: Wow. That was kind of unexpected. But oh well. Milkman: Cool. I have evil super powers. Time to reign terror! (does so) Narrator: Oh crap! The Milkman wants to reign terror. Will he succeed? Where?s Goatman? What type of milk do you drink? I like 2%. Find out after this very short commercial break. [B]AND NOW? THE END OF THIS COMMERCIAL![/B] Narrator: We?re back! Last we left? oh what the hell. You just saw what happened. Cue Goatman! Goat: (watching TV in his apartment) Machine: (beeps) Goat: Oh my! My Evilness-Detecting machine is going off! Time to become? (changes in his dressing room) Woah! What was I thinking when I wore this? (continues to dress) Wow. The ladies will like this! (dresses more before jumping out) GOATMAN! Up, up, and through a closed window! [B]CRASH![/B] Narrator: We find milkman making every drink milk because his power is making people drink milk. Go figure. Man: Please stop! I don?t want anymore milk! I?ve had too much calcium! Milkman: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Goatman: Stop right there! Milkman: (turns around to Goatman) Huh? Who the hell are you? Goatman: You don?t know me? I?m insulted! Milkman: I?m sorry. Should I have known? Goatman: Well, duh! This show is called Goatman! And the narrator has mentioned me, like, 50 times just in this episode! Milkman: Can?t a guy make a mistake? Goatman: NO! (kicks Milkman who flies into Worrywort who falls into a manhole) Worrywort: I hate my liiiiiiiiiiiiife!!!!!! (crashes in the sewers) I hope there?s no crocodiles in here. Milkman: (rubs head) You?re gonna pay for that? with calcium! (blasts milk into Goatman?s open mouth) Goatman: Nobla neblo!!!! Milkman: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Narrator: Jinkies! How is Goatman going to get out of this one? Find out after this short TV show thingy majig. Announcer: And now it?s time for- [SIZE=3]Let?s Talk with Arch[/SIZE] Audience: (Applauds) Arch: ? and I have this lump, but the doctor says it?s temporary, but what does he kno-(sees show is on) HEY THERE, EVERYONE! (mumbles ?I?m gonna kill my producers??) It?s time for another Let?s Talk with Arch! Today we have Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim. Yeah! Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim: I hate my name. Arch: Sure you do. Now what do you like to do, Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim? Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim: Well? (is dropped through the floor) Arch: GREAT! That?s all we have time for! Goodnight, New York! Man: This is Wisconsin. [SIZE=3]Let?s Talk with Arch[/SIZE] Audience: (applauds) Narrator: Okay. Back to the show, I guess. Goatman seems to be in trouble because Milkman is serving a double dose of calcium that Goatman just can?t take! Milkman: Haha! (points and laughs) Narrator: Right. Anyways, this is where we begin once more. Goatman: Noo!! (manages a psyb and blasts his enemy) There. Milkman: I?m angry now. Goatman: Just try that disgusting milk on me again. Milkman: Oh, I have a far better power than that. (suddenly morphs into a cow) Man: Holy crap! He?s a transformer. Everyone: (looks at man) Man: What? He is! Milkman: Now, this will be the most utterly ridiculous ending ever! (fires milk from his Utter Cannons) Goatman: ACK! (is shot clear across the street and at a Subway resturant) Arch: I like turkey, ya know General Wes? General Wes: I prefer ham, sir. Arch: Don?t make me liquidate you? Goatman: (crashes through the window and onto Arch?s table) Arch: What in the name of Wes?s Grandma?s sideburns is that!? General Wes: It?s Goatman, sir. And my Grandma doesn?t have sideburns. She grew a full beard now. Arch: That?s sick. Goatman: (gets up) Ow? Arch: Haha! Now we have you, Goatman! (is blasted clear across the world by Milkman?s Utter Cannons) General Wes: (skips off) Narrator: Umm? right. Back to Goatman and Milkman?s showdown. Milkman: (aims) This is it, Goatman. Your demise is now. Goatman: Never! (tries to run, but slips on Arch?s turkey sub and squirts new tangy sauce onto Milkman) Milkman: NOOO!!! My weakness is tangy subway sauce! Man: Go figure! Figure: Thanks! Narrator: This is causing serious psychological harm to me? Goatman: So that?s your weakness! (fires more sauce onto Milkman) Milkman: NOOO!! PLEASE! Goatman: (defeats Milkman finally with the sauce) BwaHA! Milkman: Geez, Goatman. Don?t have a cow? (collapses and becomes human again) Narrator: Later, after Goatman gives Milkman over to the police, he picks up all the milk that was from that factory and threw it into a cortex to another world [reasons unknown]. Goatman: I?m just that good. Narrator: And back at the Town Town Prison? Milkman: I?ll get you Goatman! If it?s the last thing I do! I will get out of here! (shakes door and it opens) Oops. My bad. I?ll get it. (closes it then laughs evilly) Narrator: Umm? right. And so, Goatman saved the day? as usual. Not bad for the first episode of the second season, aye? Man: Actually, it was bad. Narrator: Yeah. I guess. Go figure. Figure: Thanks! Narrator: I need mental help? [B]THE END[/B] This episode was brought to you by Crappy Crunchies! Coming soon, Foot Scum-flavored!

Well, last night i saw two girls in a cat fight. I don't think that's a crime, but damn!

Heh. I like where this is going. Elf stories are always fun. Good work Rhys. (notices that you just had to make yourself the princess. heh) Keep it up. Where's Gavin in this story? JK. ;)

Nice job. I have not seen 1 single sailor moon episode, but a star wars parody is a star wars parody and I like it. heh. Very funny. I'm a cancer myself. *snicker*

Heh. Thanx Endymion. Sorry, saiyan. I just hear the expression "grass" being used for weed and other assorted drugs too often. It's even over come the grass that grows on lawns O.o