Dragon Warrior

Heh. Yeah. Woah. this is an old topic. Yay!

The name is Gavin which means White hawk of Battle. My middle name, Kendrick, means son of Henry or Royal Cheiftain. My last name Brown, most likely means Brown. Heh. Gavin is Welsh, Kendrick is Irish and Scottish and Brown is American. So I am Gavin Kendrick Brown.

Thanx. It makes more sence if you've read the first season.

Yep. Kobra and Lamb are back for their second serving. You don't think I'd ditch ya, do you? Well, here you go, Episode 10, 1st episode of the second season. [B]The Kobra and Lamb Show Episode 10 [/b] Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb show! Lamb: Yes. Today we have a special treat for you. Kobra: And then I decided to wear a hat on Friday. Lamb: Huh? Kobra: What? I did. Lamb: Umm? yeah. The special treat is a new invention from Lamb Corps. Kobra: Lamb Corps? Lamb: Yes. It?s a highly civilized group of sheep that conduct amazing experiments on you as you sleep. Kobra: Wow? Really? Lamb: Yes. And many of the experiments have bizarre effects. Kobra: Really? Like what? *holds up mutated tentacle* Lamb: Well, Kobra, that?s the treat. Let?s show the audience what you have. Kobra: What do I do, Lamb? Lamb: Turn around. Kobra: Okay. *turns and everyone shudders at the sight* What? What is it? Lamb: Well, Kobra, you?ve seemed to take on the face of former president George Lucas on the back of your head. Kobra: Wow! George Lucas? George Lucas: That?s me. Kobra: I?m a big fan of your star Wars Treaty you surpassed with the Russians. George: Well, ya know how it is. Lamb: And there you have it people. Next up, it?s fan mail! [B]FAN MAIL!!![/B] Lamb: That?s odd. I don?t know where my fan mail is. Grandpa Lamb: Haha! You Jabroni. *rides in on a push lawnmower* You don?t have any because nobody likes you! Audience: *applauds* Lamb: But I just saw a stack this morning. Odd. Kobra: Maybe it?s that new mail man we have. Lamb: Good thinking, Kobra. For once your useful. Kobra: I try. Lamb: It must be that new mailman named? named? uhh? ?: MICK! *all turn to see a mailman* Kobra: Yeah! That?s it! Mailman Rogers! Mailman Mick: No. I said ?Mick?. Kobra: Silly, Jerry. Mick: Umm? right. So what the crap do you all want? Lamb: We?d like our fan mail, please! Mick: Why the crap would you want this crappy fan mail? Kobra: We read it. Mick: That?s crapping ridiculous! Who in the right mind would tune into this crap to listen to you crapheads read a bunch of bullcrap? Lamb: Them. *points to audience* Man in audience: Actually, we?re just here because they said there?d be free food. That man was slain. Mick: Well, well, well. All this crap you guys call ?fanmail? must be more like junk mail because you primitive crapheads aren?t popular enough! Kobra: I am. My website has been visited 5 million times in the last two days. Mick: Are you crapping me? Kobra: No really! Look! *holds up laptop* Mick: Let me see this crap! *takes laptop and plays on the website* Wow. This crap isn?t all that crappy! Kobra: See. And one of the best parts of the site is tossing hearts to our beloved friend Lamb. It?s a great game. Lamb: My site has the even better game. Tossing knives at Kobra. Kobra: What was that, Lamb? Lamb: Huh? Oh, I was just saying how nice of a site you have there. Mick: You crapping liar. Lamb: Look, are you going to give us the fan mail or what? Mick: Yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. Here?s your crap. *hands over a bag of mail* Lamb: Finally. Mick: Crap ya later, crapheads! HAHAHAHA! *walks off laughing* Grandpa Lamb: Ooo? I like this one. Lamb: Yo, shut up! *snaps hooves and a monster drags Grandpa Lamb off to his doom* Kobra: Anyways, the first letter is from Mr. Guy from Guyville. Mr. Guy writes: [i]Dear Kobra and Lamb, How was your vacation between the two seasons? We all wanna know. Sincerely, Mr. Guy [/I] Lamb: Well, Mr. Guy, it wasn?t all that gre- Kobra: It was awesome! I surfed! Ate cheese! Played Frisbee with Mongoose! *collapses from talking too fast* Lamb: Ummm? yeah. Anyways, it turns out, it wasn?t much of a vacation. Here?s why: It all started when Kobra and I were on the beach eating burritos? Kobra: Yummy. Burrito. Lamb: Yeah. Mine?s good. We were then suddenly abducted in a spacecraft and flown out of Earth?s atmosphere. We quivered on that ship? because it was so dang cold! Yeesh! Learn about heat for gosh sakes! ?: Welcome to our ship. We need your help. Lamb: No. ?: Aww? I mean? if you don?t help us, then perish with us. Lamb/Kobra: Awww? ?: Then you agree to help? Kobra: First off, who are you? Captain Pajamas: I am Captain Pajamas, the greatest space hero of all time. Lamb/Kobra: Hehe? *burst out laughing* Captain Pajamas: Stand attention! Lamb/Kobra: *do so* Captain Pajamas: Join me and we can defeat the evil, SuperLamb and no-limb companion. Lamb: Well, I dunno? Kobra: Okay! Captain Pajamas: Then I shall send you two to an unknown planet known as Danjer right away. We know it?s the planet Danjer because it has a huge skull marked in the ground. You can see it from space. Good luck! And so we were sent to Danjer in a small capsule. Lamb: Remind me to kill you after we save Mr. Bananas in Pajamas. Kobra: Okay, Lamb. [B]And now a word from our sponsor cause the show you?re watching is just getting good. [/B] It?s an all new game for Lameboy Breakdance! Introducing? [SIZE=3]Poker?mon [/SIZE] Gamble against some of the world?s greatest masters and earn illegal money! But don?t get caught by the policemen. Travel to strip clubs, drink alcohol, it?s all here! So buy it today! [B]And now, back to the good show.[/B] We soon landed on Danjer. It was cold and quiet. Tumbleweeds even took shelter. Mr. Tumbleweed: honey, I?m home. Mrs. Tumbleweed: Hi, honey! [B]He?s the greatest bunch of plants and graze, He can take on the toughest of days. He?ll tend to his friends? every need, Everybody loves Mr. Tumbleweed! It?s the Mr. Tumbleweed Show! [/B] Audience: *applauds* Mr. Tumbleweed: Where?s Junior? Mrs. Tumbleweed: Sucking on his bottle. He grew his very first tumbletooth today. *camera zooms in on Junior and his tooth* Audience: Awww? Mr. Tumbleweed: Well, he?ll grow up to be just like his old man. Haha! Umm? wait a minute. This is about Kobra and me. Not some tumbleweed guy. Back to us, please! So as I was saying, we landed on Danjer. Kobra: It?s scary out here, Lamb. Lamb: It won?t be scary if you turn into a motorcycle for me to ride around on. Kobra: I?ll try. [SIZE=3]Kobra becomes? A TRICYCLE![/SIZE] Kobra: Sorry, Lamb. Lamb: Well good enough. *hops on and rides off* It turns out Captain Planet wasn?t kidding. This place was weird and evil. We oddly found ourselves in a hallway. It was lonely. We took a turn only to see some twins standing in the way with a ball in their hands. Lamb: You?re kind of in the way, ya know. *beeps little horn on the tricycle handlebar* Twin1: Come play with us. Twin2: We?d really like you to. Lamb: Would ya. Well isn?t that peachy. Too bad, now get out of here. Captain Pajamas: Look out you two! *kills the twins* Kobra: Why did you do that? Captain Pajamas: They were possessed. Possessed twins: Actually, that?d be us. We all looked down at the twins. Captain Pajamas: Oops. *kills the other twins* Lamb: Where have you been, Captain? Captain Pajamas: Teaching monkeys how to type. But unfortunately, they learned too fast and have now taken over the labs. We don?t know where they are, but they may now carry DIGITAL WRISTWATCHES! Kobra: No! Captain Pajamas: Yes. Well, thanks for walking aimlessly around Danjer while I taught. You can go home now. Lamb: That was it? Captain Pajamas: Yep. Kobra: Okay. (Long silence?) And that?s what happened. [B]-End flashback-[/B] Lamb: So you see people, that was our vacation. And I never want to see twins or Captain America again. Captain Pajamas: Hey you guys. Lamb: Captain! Wassup, man? Kobra: Teaching anymore? Captain Pajamas: No. Believe it or not, I became a doctor. Kobra: Cool beans. Captain Pajamas: I didn?t think I could do it, but I proved myself wrong with good education. Lamb: I guess you did it. Captain Pajamas: Sure did. Remember, you and the Cap?n can make it happen. Everyone: Hahahahahaha! Monkey disguised as a man: *shifts eyes and holds up a digital watch* THE END [B]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting?[/B]

Here's some to start you all off: 1. What was the original name for Evil Dead? 2. Who is the producer these movies? 3. Who is the Co-Producer of them? 4. What type of car has Sam Raimi used in his films since Evil Dead? 5. What was the time on the clock when the girl was sketching it (before it changed).

Because there isn't ^^ Ahem... I'll send you your results, treton_noir.

Well, I'm not English, but I still found it a riot. Good stuff, Monty Python is.

That's what I'm here for my good friend. Many quizes! I pmed your results, by the way.

Okay. I'll send you the results in a PM.

okay. Here's some to start you all off. Yay! 1. What did they bang together to make horse hooves sounds? 2. What was the first question that the bridge troll asked Arthur? 3. What did the old woman that Arthur harrassed about a shrubbary beat with a stick? 4. Finish this name: The Knights Who Say ___! 5. What stopped them from getting the grail in the end? 6. What was the terrible monster that guarded the cave? 7. What was the castle called that Galahad found and entered? 8. Name two other Monty Python movies. 9. Who won the fight between the Black Knight and Arthur? 10. Did they ever go to Camelot?

1. Sam Raimi, AoD director, produced Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess, both of which star Bruce Campbell in the same recurring role. Name his character. Can't say I've ever really seen these shows, but here we go anyways: Hercules? 2. What sci-fi classic did the words for the magic words Ash had to say for the correct book come from? The Day the Earth Stood Still 3. What other Sam Raimi/Rob Tapert produced live TV show did Bruce Campbell star in, as an American superhero fighting against Napolean? Captain America Bonus: What famous midget actor played Napolean? Vern Troyer 4. What happened to Ash's hand? He "hacked" it off at the wrist with his ever-mighty chainsaw 5. How did Ash's evil self come to life? If you mean why he was angry throughout Evil Dead 3, it's because he wanted to get home. If your talking about his evil side splitting from him in an odd and bizarre manner, it's because the mini ashes dropped one mini ash in him and it grew when he poured hot water down his throat. It then grew and split from him, got shot and didn't look pretty. :D

I sent you a PM telling you what you got right and what you didn't.

Some trivia for you Evil Dead 3 fans. I can't get enough of the third one. [B]First set:[/B] 1. How many men (including Henry the Red) were set free by Ash at the beginning? 2. Where does Ash work (be specific) 3. What were the words that had to be spoken exactly? 4. What instrument did the chinese skeleton play? 5. What happened in the "original" ending? 6. Who plays Ash (simple)? 7. What are the two weapons Ash uses? 8. How many tries did it take for Ash to choose the right book? 9. What did one of the little Ash people stab in to Ash's foot? 10. What is the tallest tower in Arthur's castle called?

Simple stuff. 1. Exactly. 2. d'oh! 3. stephen hawking 4. jay 5. Bouvier 6. A dried up pipe in the Springfield reservoir 7. Bartholomew

Why wait for me? I'd approve anyways. Heh.

Done and done, Psycho. I'm ready for this.

Yeah. That's okay. You kind of made it like the guns in civil wars ^^ But they look just like a sword except with a trigger at the end. But all is well. good stuff.

Okay. I can do with that. How about a Gunblade. If you've played FF8, you know what it is. If you haven't, it's a regular gun, but you can inflict more power when pulling the trigger and slashing.

OOC: Darn manager... not letting me sleep with the girls... ha! Why, back in my day, we all slept together, liking it or not! What has this world come to? IC: Roe was sleeping soundly when he heard a knock on his door. He drew his sword and waited for 6 other knocks. Sure enough, they came. He unlocked the door and it swung open quick, knocking him to the floor. In popped Poncho and he slammed the door behind his small tail. "You again." Roe said irritated. "Yeah. Ya got a problem with that?" "Yeah. Actually, I do." "Well too bad. So, you gonna do it? ya comin' with me or what?" "I don't think I am." "Listen up big guy. I'm not a person you wanna not befriend. Join me or suffer the conclusion." "I'm sorry, but I still won't join you." "Then I'm afraid you'll suffer." "Try your worst on me. I'm ready." Roe steadied his sword. "Ha! I'm not tying it on you. I'll get ya where your heart is." With that, he was gone out the door in a flash. "He doesn't harm me yet in my heart? He means friends. Elsyan and Kehho!" Roe rushed from his room and slammed on the door seven times to wake up Elsyan and Kehho. Hopefully that poncho creep hadn't done anything yet.

Sorry it took me so long, Psycho. I haven't been on OB in a while. But the point is, I'm here and ready. And here's my stuff, mate. First Name (of character): Sather Bio: The one of the group that can do anything equally. He may not be as good at something as someone else, but you can count on him being better at another thing. He's a kind person, but can get very agressive when others are in danger. Description (simple): (think of Link from Zelda when I explain this sort of) White shirt, white vest (kind of long), white pants, black shoes, white cap (like Link's yet it's white ;) ). Long black hair Weapon: Two swords- One huge one carried on his back in it's own scabbard, then one in the shape of a samurai sword that hangs at his side. Attack: 5 Defense: 5 Jumping power: 5 Speed: 5 Special Skill: Martial arts Is this good?

Evil Dead 2 definately. Evil Dead 2 kind of has some funny parts, but not as many as Army of Darkness. Still, it kind of has the same effect in AOD as well so overall, Evil Dead 2 ties into it more.

Exactly like it? We suck then... we shouldn't demand. But I demand the show :D

I haven't seen the outtakes yet so I don't know about the ending. Yes... the evil tree rape scene. Nasty stuff...

Oh. Would ya look at that. Maybe he is. I must've confused him with someone else. Silly Gavin.

OOC: Umm... Siren, Lacroix isn't on the same ship ^^ IC: Lutra looked up at Siren from what he was doing. "Well, we were going up in a moment. My first mate, me and a select few. Someone has to watch the ship." With that, Lutra, Siren, Elsyan, and a few other crewmates climbed their way to the top deck. The wind was sharp and strong. They could hardly hold it off, but they grabbed hold of some of the ropes flapping in the breeze and pulled their way across the deck. The rain stung like a thousand bees. Lutra's eyes burned. He suddenly felt Elsyan's hand on his shoulder. "Lutra, this storm is stronger than we expected!" He screamed over the roaring sounds of the collosal storm. "The ship won't hold!" Lutra blinked at her. "Of course it will! [I]Silvia's[/I] has never let me down!" "Look out!" Siren screeched and jumped at Lutra and Elsyan, but it was too late. One of the masts collapsed on them, knocking them clear off the ship. But sooner or later, the ship sunk itself. The storm and the seas had won. [I]Silva[/I] was no more.