Dragon Warrior

[IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Dragonial4Banner.gif.swf[/IMG] The legend doesn't end at 3. oh no. I'm making the 4th and most likely final part to the Dragonial saga. The first Dragonial was the most popular and I'm hoping to make this one great as well. Ahem... here's the story: The Dragonial. A gigantic gem harnessing all the dragon spirits of the world within it. A precious item to all. Mostly evil... In it's past, it's been captured many times, but there were 3 great events where the powers of the Dragonial threaten the very existance of this world. This world is Aliferon. In aliferion, it means Dragon Spirit of Good. Let's not change what it should mean. It is now 532 ADR (After Dragon Rebirth), 200 years after the last Dragonial incident. The Dragonial is locked away, hopefully never to be revealed again. If it causes any trouble, it must be destroyed. Even if it clings to many beliefs. A lost possession can be replaced, but not a lost life. But darkness never sleeps. A new found evil grows in the Northern forests of Aliferon. The lands known as Zebdor. The Court of Zebdor was never at it's nicest and for many reasons. You'd be angry too if you lived in a land with hardly any peace or prosperity. But that was the Zebdorians' fault. Not Aliferon. The Court of Zebdor watched the Dragonial being handled by the humans with a hawk eye. Everwatching. And they soon decided, the humans should not possess such a thing. "The Dragonial is not a toy!" one man of the Zebdor Courts shouted, slamming his goblet to the table. "If it is meddled with like it was, Aliferon will never be here again. You know the stories of the past. All those times the Dragonial has risen evil into our world. And for what? It doesn't give us anything! ANYTHING!" "It gives us hope." A tall man cloaked in black walked through the door. "Lord Kanok." All the others sat in their seats and the man that spoke gulped as Lord Kanok approuched. "Don't worry, Raldor. I know you meant well. Holding up the court here. We need to have different opinions or we'd all be the same, right? This world would be terrible without people running willy nilly, right?" Raldor gulped again and stuttered. "Ye-yes, milord." "WRONG!" Lord Kanok grabbed Raldor's head and slammed it into the table knocking him out. "Listen, people! We are all Zebdorians. Not humans. They're filth! They shall not take hold of the Dragonial forever. They always think of themselves as the dominant species. But everyday, a new species evolves. Including us. I admit, we were all once human, but now we are what we call Zebdorians. A proud race. We look like humans with tails and pointed ears and a few warts here and there, but at least we are not depleating. The human raise is failing and we shall take advantage of this opprotunity." Kanok took a man and threw him across the room and seated himself in their chair. "We must take action. The humans should not possess the Dragonial anymore. We shall!" The crowd roared in agreement. "Good. Now that we're all on the same page, how shall we get to the Dragonial..." It wasn't easy, but somehow Kanok and his men got through the Icis Mountain range and retrieved the Dragonial from it's depths. The humans that guarded were no more. Word soon got out that the Zebdorians were out on a rampage with the Dragonials, but word didn't get to far before the Dragonial's power locked all of the humans away... forever. Where did they go? No one knows. But there's only one way that they can be saved. Only one group of characters with the ability to become Dragonas. This is their story... Dragonial 4. Well, you heard the story. Now sign up! YAYS! Name: Age: Species: (Can't be human. Look at list below) Weapon Type: Magic Type: (No two people can have the same) Dragona Color: (up to two special colors) Symbol: (Symbols are your marking showing you have the ability to become a Dragona. When you wanna become one, the symbol will glow and you transform into your great beast. The symbol can be a scar, a mark, a item, whatever. Just make sure it fits the part.) Info: (your life before the quest) Now here's a special kick to Dragonial 4. In the first 3, the characters had Dragon companions and the masters were called Dragonas. In D4, you are a regular person, yet, the symbol you have will transform you into a dragon. Now what you transform into is a Dragona. But you can't stay a Dragona for long for it wastes energy. And magic only can be accessed if you are in Dragona stage unles it's healing or curse/hex powers. [B]Species:[/B] Here is what you can be. Calith- Human, yet, has a tail. Pretty much it. They're awesome! Elf- You know what they are! Ogre- Guys with clubs and ugly faces. Ya know? Wingly- A winged human. They're pretty nifty. Lisar- Lizard beings. Best Dragona users too. They are like humans, but... they're lizards. C'mon! If you have any other species you wanna try, ask me about it. [B]My stats:[/B] Name: Roe Daskar Age: 18 Species: Calith Weapon Type: Sword Magic Type: Thunder Dragona Color: Black/White Symbol: Mark on forehead in shape of a dragon head (just like in the first Dragonial ^^) Info: Adventures go far for little fuzzy guys. Being a calith means a decent honest life, but full of adventures! Roe would be quite the adventurer. And he was always curious of the great item the Dragonial. Man would it be great to see that. Well, he just may. But for now, he's in his home town of Roose. He lives with an old couple that adopted him long ago. They found him just outside of Akubar, a town a little ways from Roose. Nearby, were Zebdorians. That may explain the mark on his forehead. It was the night the Dragonial was stolen. They rampaged that town good. But it rebuilt. Now it was 17 years later and he's off doing his chores as usual. But then, the old man that lived with him, Mr. Gersh, asked him to run an errand to Akubar. A week-long trip means an adventure! Roe had no choice, but to except. Of course, he didn't know it'd lead to an even bigger adventure. You people got it now? Good. Just post your stuff up. Need about 5 or 6 more people.

Welp, here's the next prob. [B]Problem 5[/B] Your riding along the prairie with Indiana Jones, Zorro, and Batman when suddenly a nuclear missile strikes the Earth and all is lost... except you. Infact, your amazingly lucky! Right when the missile hit, a spacetime portal sucked you up and sent you to the planet MurffleSnuffle. There, you see alien forms of Zorro, Indiana Jones, and Batman. They say hey in their language and you replay likewise. They ask you if you want to come with them and get your brain pumped, but you can't understand what they're saying. Would you go with them even though you don't know where your going or what?

Oh no, James. It's nothing like Padded Party room. It's a thread where people can post their opinions on what to do in different unusual situations. Quite fun.

Hmm... yes, Mist. Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more... But for now, we must go on. [B]Problem 4[/B] You just went to your mailbox, opened a letter and found out you won a brand new house. Curious, you go to see what you got. The people bring you to your new home. It turns out to be made up of bubblerap. They take you inside, lock the bubblerap doors, and look at you with an evil grin. They grab hold of zippers that appear at the top of their heads and pull down. The human suits were diguises for GNOMES! The gnomes surround you and take out electric toothbrushes. What do you do?

Er... well... I wouldn't be there because I'm a guy and I don't play softball ^^ [B]Problem 3[/B] It's Christmas time and your waiting for Santa to come down the chimney. It's about 12 in the morning and your getting tired. So you grab a beer, drink it, and sit the half drunken bottle down on the side table and fall asleep. You wake up from a noise. It's Santa... and he's chugging your booze! Now he's totally drunk (yes, Santa gets drunk off just a half a bottle) and wants to pick a fight with you. What do you do? Bad, Santa.

Heh. I believe in it, I just don't wanna go to it. Thank Heaven for Heaven :D

Heh heh. Alright. Makes sense. Especially Laura Clinton ;) [B]Problem 2[/B] You busy doing what you like to do when the clouds suddenly open and God looks down on you. He says "[YOUR NAME], I have a bone to pick with you. You haven't done anything nice in your life and I'm thinking of giving you a one-way ticket to Hell." Well, this is quite a surprise to you because you have always thought everything you did was good. That one where you saved no one from a not-rapid cat and throwing the feline into a fan was worth some points, wasn't it? God then brings down his hand, ready for you to jump on it and go straight to hell. What would you do or say?

Hey! Who's making the questions around here? JK :D Umm... I'd blame it on my pet gorilla.

Yes. It's just what the title reads. I make stupid problems, you answer in your opinion what you would do or whatever. They are funny or stupid or don't make sense at all, but that's what makes them fun! It's something in that calibur. Alrighty. [B]Problem 1:[/B] Your walking down the street one day when you trip over a gnome. You tell the gnome off because he's yelling his tiny head off about you using him as a speed bump. Of course, the presidential election just went on and this gnome happened to be the new president George Gore! You finally notice this and you do something that is TOTALLY you. What would you do?

Ah well, there ya go. I guess we've read different versions. Mine are where he's called Goku and yours he's Monkey Boy. Heh. Crazy times. But all together, it's the same story. I like it a lot.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] No the characters name wasn't goku.... it's was "Monkey boy" or somethign to that effect.[/B][/QUOTE] Not Monkey Boy, but close. His name is "Stone Monkey", but most just called him "Monkey." And so, as I said in the tale, his mother named him Goku because he needed a better name. I've read a lot of versions of this story. Trust me. He's Goku.

If you ever thought, "How did Akira Toriyama think up Dragon Ball and it's characters?" well, this may answer your question. He definately didn't make them up by himself. He had a bit of help. the story Dragon Ball follows is called Stone Monkey; an ancient chinese tale of Gods. It begins where Earth is struck by a giant meteor (like a saiyan spacepod). Inside, it reveals Stone Monkey (reminds you of Saiyans because of the monkey part). Stone Monkey was sent to Earth by his mother who is a Goddess. Stone Monkey, or just Monkey as some call him, wants to become a God and he does this by learning the ways of one. He starts off traveling to an old hermit who's an old master of fighting and magic (Ahem... *cough*Master Roshi*cough*). The name of this guy I don't know, but it ISN'T Master Roshi. And so, this master trains many novices to see if they are worthy of learning his magic, but non prevail. That's when Stone Monkey comes along. Monkey is told the only way to learn how to shapeshift and learn the ways of his magic are to learn the password. So, Monkey soon finds out the password and says it out loud then changes to what he wants. "Haha! It worked!" He screamed and said the password again to change. But little did he know, the other novices were close by watching and listening. They heard the password and wanted to show their master. Unfortunately, they were dumb and said their names before the password and became hideous monsters. Monkey came to the old hermit master and told him the password. The master happily granted Monkey training. But first off, they had to find the novices and tell them of monkey's success. They soon found the creatures and the master turned them back, but only halfway so they were ugly humans. "That'll teach you." The master said. And so, the hermit wanted to give Monkey some presents. But first off, he needed a new name for Monkey. So, he asked Monkey's mother to give him a new name. She said it shall be Goku (DING DING DING!!!). Goku was then given what looked like a stick (Hey! It's like the powerpole!). The stick, like the powerpole was able to extend to any length, but now had something the powerpole in DB didn't. It had the ability to change to any weapon. From sword, to axe. From bow to staff. That wasn't the only thing Goku had. Now the hermit wanted to teach him how to fly with a cloud (Nimbus!). But Goku didn't scream out "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBBBBBBBBUUUUUSSSS!!!" in this one. What he had to do was much more difficult. He had to swirl the rod over his head like a helicopter until a cloud formed under him. Goku was a natural from the start. That was all the hermit had for Goku to do. Now Goku, with the ability to fly on clouds, shapeshift, and a weapon like the powerpole, set off to become a God. He snuck into the Gods world by using his shapeshifting ability and looking like a God. He then plucked a peach from the tree there and ate it (a lot like King Yama's fruit except it didn't double your power). That fruit gave him immortality. But the Gods soon found out about Goku's newfound power of immortality and worked on trying to take it back. All they had to do was evaporate it from his body, but Goku wouldn't have it. The God of War emerged to get it out of Goku, but Goku lengthened his staff to full length and polevaulted out of the way. This led to one thing. A battle. Goku fought the God of War and just like Goku's powerpole, the God of War's sword could become any weapon. The God of War's sword became an axe as did Goku's pole. They fought with them until the God of War turned the axe to a staff. Goku mimiced and they fought again. It went on like that until Goku came through victorious. That wasn't the end and Goku knew it. The Gods of the North, South, East and West attacked him, but Goku easily toppled them all. But still, there were 2 Gods that Goku couldn't defeat. They were The King of Gods and the Goddess Serenity. Goku fought Serenity and he almost defeated her, but she came through and won. She sent Goku to The King of Gods and Goku sat in The KIng of Gods' open hands. "Goku..." spoke the King of Gods, "You have been very bad. I will only forgive you if you can fly from my hands to the end of the universe and back." Goku immediately agreed to this and summoned his cloud and was off. He went to each of the 5 pillars at the ends of the universe and marked them then returned to the hand of the King of Gods. "Goku!" the king boomed. "What?" Goku shook innocently. "You never left my hand." Goku was shocked to see the markings he left on the pillars at the ends of the Universe were on each of the King of Gods' fingers. The King of the Gods was so big, his hands took up all of the universe. "Now you shall suffer the conciquences." and the King of Gods took his hand and smashed Goku into the Earth's surface and he was buried with rocks forever. The only way for him to be released from his prison was by a priest. Not just any priest. A priest who lived in India. This priest was on his way to find the scriptures of Budda when he came across Goku. He released him and Goku immediately said he'd be his humble servant. And so, Goku went with the priest to find the scriptures. But the priest needed to know how to fight so they went back to the hermit and the hermit studied this priest. He then decided to ask his favorite Goddess Serenity if he should teach him. She said yes and the priest was taught. After that was done, they left for the scriptures again. They travelled far to another land where it was ruled by two beings. The River Dragon and the River Eel. The true form of the River Dragon was a little girl, but she had the ability to change into almost anything. Of course, her dragon heart was taken away after she attacked a village and killed all who inhabited it. Her father was the River Eel. He mostly blamed his sins on his daughter the River Dragon so he wouldn't be in trouble with the Gods. He too had the ability of a changling. When Goku and the priest came across the two beasts, the River Eel captured the priest and took him to his valcano lair where the River Dragon and her father stayed. Goku came to rescue his master and the River Eel told his daughter to watch over the priest for he was going to eat him and most likely blame her. But did she know he was going to blame her? The River Eel fought Goku and easily lost and after the River Dragon told the priest that she was not to blame for all the terrible sins and it was her father, she was given back her Dragon Heart and the River Eel's eel heart was taken away forever. The River eel shriveled into a small eel and Goku stuck him in a bag and said, "Let's eat him. I bet he'd be tasty." But the priest said "No. Then we'd be just the same as him." So Goku let the eel out into the river. The River Dragon thanked the two and agreed to join them on their journey. She changed into a horse and they rode off. They went against many other obstacles, but that just brought more companions like a half man-half pig (Oolong!) and another human who never had any feelings, never smiled, and seemed to anyways be very quiet (in a way, like Piccilo). Soon, all 5 of them found the scriptures and Goku became a God at last. I found this interesting. My friend Josh and I looked into that story. Very cool legend.

Wow. Sounds nifty. I hear there's over 100 cards to get. It still doesn't sound like it'll compare to things like DWM, but definately overrun Pokemon because that series is cheesy now ^^ Still, if I'm able, I'll just rent the game to try it first.

Yes. I pictured it as a cartoon show. We'll have another episode soon. It's just crazy...

Can't guess, can u? Well, I'm sorry to say, but I didn't post it yet because I've been busy with NightScape today. Tomorrow, I promise.

This is just a crazy mini series my friend Wes and I are making. Pretty much the episodes don't make sense, but many shows don't. That makes them funny! Enjoy! Gavin and Wes Episode 1 "The Great Sensai" Gavin and Wes were training one day in the park. A woman was walking her baby in a stroller down the sidewalk when the child caught their eye. "Your such a cute little thing, aren't you?" She said tickling it. "Eegad! A drooling baby of weakness!" Gavin shouts eagerly. "Ah HA! A worthy opponent." Wes says unsheathing his sword.. "Indeed. This'll take all of our power." Gavin says, doing the same. The baby giggled. The woman looked up. "What is it, honey. You see something funny?" She looks at Gavin and Wes. "Oh. Those are just losers with sharp weapons." The baby waved his arms. Gavin and Wes took this as a threat and prepared. The baby burped and they took it as a warcry and started charging towards it. The woman screamed and the baby threw it's rattle at Wes and Gavin. It struck Wes on his head and he yelled, "Retreat!" Later, they came back to the park and met with the baby again. This time, it's personal. "Are you sure we can take him this time?" Gavin asked worryingly. "Of course. We've had two minutes to train." Wes reassured him. Then, with that, they rush towards the baby waving their weapons and screaming. The baby leapt from his stroller and kicked them in the faces. Then, taking them by the scruffs of their necks, he tosses them to the ground and bodyslams them. Even though he weighs only 7 pounds, it was still a devistating attack. Gavin, hardly able to talk, reached into his pocket. "Wait... I have... a... plan..." He pulled out a bottle and gave it to the baby. It was peaceful. Then, like an idiot, Wes says, "Oh... I get it. You put poison in the bottle." "Actually, I was just hoping to make friends with him." "Oh. I get ya." Wes winks. Gavin just ignores him. Then, Gavin and Wes knelt before the baby. "Great Sensei. What is your bidding?" The baby looked up from it's feeding. "Goo goo." "Right away master!" Gavin and Wes stood straight. They then ran off to do the baby's biddings. Whatever that is... "Well, you heard Sensei. We must conquer the world for him." Wes says running. "Actually, I think he told us to get ice cream." Gavin says, running along side him. "I could have sworn he said conquer the world. Oh well. Let's just stick with the ice cream. It's faster." They then came across the ice cream man. "Man, that's convenient." Gavin and Wes said in unison. "And what would you boys like?" said the ice cream man in his cool truck of delicious treats. "Pizza!" Wes exclaims. "Umm... we don't have pizza. What else would you like?" the ice cream man considered. "A thousand bucks please." Gavin said holding out his hand. "I'm not giving out money! Now is there anything else you want?" The ice cream man scolded. "How about world peace." Wes said with a halo over his head. "I'm not God ya know!" "Really? I could have sworn..." "Well I'm not God!" "Well, can you give us world peace anyways?" Wes asks. "No! Now what kind of ice cream do you want?" "Is that a threat?" Gavin unsheathed his sword. "C'mon Wes. Let's take care of this joker." The two stupid heroes charge. The ice cream man pulled out two vanilla ice cream cones and he hurled them at the two losers. No, we don't mean puke. Then, the ice cream man ran off while they ate the ice cream. "Wow. This is great." Wes says. Gavin looked down at the tire of the truck. "Hey! Look! He dropped an ice cream cone next to all that ice cream." "What luck!" Wes commented. "Let's take it back to Sensai!" Gavin quickly said and so they did. When they made it back to the park, a lion was next to the baby... umm... uhh... I mean Sensai. Wes jumped up in the air. "A lion is attacking Sensai! We'll save you!" The two warriors withdrew their swords and attacked the lion. It put up a good fight even though it was napping, but when it woke up, it totally annihilated them. Just then, the baby's mother appeared at the scene. "Hey! That's my baby's pet! Leave Fluffy alone!" "Oops. We killed it." And they all start laughing. Gavin looked at the item in his hand. "How did we all get ice cream? There was only 3." Everyone laughs again and eats their ice cream. THE END

Ooo... nice rhyming. Well, I'll be posting Epi 8 today. The enemy will be a BIG surprise. You'd never guess it.

Oh yeah. Nothin' like the classics. And guess what! Goatman Episode 8 is tomorrow! YAY! And trust me. It's gonna be great!

Alright. The site I host images on works again so this episode can be displayed for your pleasure now. Enjoy! [SIZE=4]GOATMAN[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Episode 7: "Blind Goat's Bluff"[/SIZE] Woman: (cooking in her kitchen. Walks over to cabinet and opens it) Announcer: (pops out of cabinet) HEY! Woman: AHHH!!! Announcer: Are your pans dirty all the time? Stained? Completely a mess? Woman: No. I use this type of soap that- Announcer: Then you should get Jabroni Productions Jabroni Dish Washer Soap. Just dump the whole bottle of it on one dish and it?s clean. Isn?t it the best? Woman: But I only have to use one dot on a dish for it to be clean with this other soap. Announcer: Precisely. In fact, we?re trying to rip you off by making you pay for 40 bottles. Woman: Umm? I don?t think you were suppose to say that. Announcer: Say what? Woman: (sighs) Announcer: So buy 40 bottles for 40 dishes today! (teeth ping) Narrator: Just ignore last episode where we were all killed by a monkey with toxins in his pupils. In this episode, we find a new evil. A powerful new evil. Heck of I know who it is. This script sucks. Anyways, the episode takes place in an old warehouse outside of Town Town near the docks. We now begin? Firefly: (zips around warehouse and lands on an empty box) Man: Okay, Jim. Easy does it. These new SUPER-POWERED light bulbs will really make the city shine. I?m sure nobody comes to this warehouse so it?s safe for them to be here. Jim: good thinking, Charlie. (sit?s the boxes down) Let?s test one on one of these lights. Charlie: You sure these things still work? Jim: There?s only one way to know. (takes a light bulb from the box and screws it into a light socket) (The light blasts and the men run off) Firefly: Ooo? (the light blasts rays out) Firefly: Awww? (a ray hits him and he collapses to the ground) Ack! Cough! Wheeze! (Starts transforming in the shadows) MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Narrator: Okay. That was kind of creepy. Anyways, the next morning, Goat was walking to his job of importance when he heard someone was robbing an antique store. He quickly ran into a nearby porter potty and changed into GOATMAN! Goatman: (busts out of the porter potty with toilet paper clinging to his hoof) Oops. (takes the toilet paper off) UP, UP, AND TO THE NEXT SCENE! (flies off to the antique store and lands safely through the window) Stop right there you? you? bug? Bug: (turns around) That?s right, Sheepman. The name?s BulbBug. I shall take over Town Town one step at a time and you can?t stop me. (blasts a ray of electricity at Goatman , but Goatman dodges and it busts a vase) Shop Keep: Hey! That was priceless. You break it, you buy it. BulbBug: Yeah, yeah. (reaches into wallet and gives the guy some money) Shop Keep: (skims the amount) Ahem! BulbBug: FINE! (gives him more money) Shop Keep: Better. BulbBug: Now scram! (The shop keeper runs out of the store and it?s now a showdown between BulbBug and Goatman) Goatman: Take this! (tosses a psyb at BulbBug, but it just entered his body) Wha? BulbBug: Thank you for juicing me up, Cowman. Goatman: Grrr? BulbBug: Now, if you don?t mind, I must make a daring escape. Haha! (blasts all the lamps in the shop and blinds the whole store) (lights finally dim) Goatman: (rubs eyes) Hm. The lights must?ve busted. It?s pitch black. I best get to the door. (walks carefully towards the door, but trips on something) Darn chair. (walks more and trips again) Darn cat. (walks further and trips again) Darn Godzilla. Godzilla: RAAAGHHH!!! Goatman: Your right. I?m sorry. Godzilla: Ragh! (In English, that?s ?Your forgiven.?) Goatman: (manages to open the door and step outside) It?s still dark out. Is it night? Kid on Skateboard: No, man. It?s day. It?s about 12 in the afternoon. Goatman: Then is it a solar eclipse? Woman: No. It?s bright out. Goatman: Then is it- Everyone: Your blind, you idiot! Goatman: Oh no! Those lamps must?ve blinded me! I?M DOOMED! Narrator: Since it?s just getting good, I thought I?d make it a commercial break. HAHA! Suckers! Announcer: Coming to a theatre near you! Godzilla Versus Tooth Decay! Dentist: Now Godzilla, your getting some cavities. I want you to lay off the human flesh for a while and brush your teeth about 4 times a day. Godzilla: Aww? CHOMP! Dentist: (looks at his arm which is half missing) What did I just say? Announcer: Coming this Yuvember! Man: That?s not even a real month! Announcer: Precisely! Godzilla Versus Tooth Decay Coming this Yuvember! Narrator: And we?re back. Goatman is as blind as a bat, but somehow, don?t ask how, this show doesn?t make any sense as it is, he found out where BulbBug was going to strike next. He planned on how to get there. Goatman: I can?t fly unless some building would like a Goatman window ornament. Hmm? What to do? what to do? Wait! I?ve got it! Now if I can just reach the phone? [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Up-Up-Andtoanotherscene.gif.swf[/IMG] (Later, at a closed bank) BulbBug: (flies down to the ground in front of the doors) Hehe. The perfect crime and that stupid Pigman is helpless. He?s blind! Haha! Goatman: Blind, but not helpless. BulbBug: (turns) Wha-wha? Monkeyman! And is that? that.. Goatman: Yes. I called up Batman and he?s here to help me. Batman: Anything for my hero. BulbBug: Batman! I read all your comics. I?m one of you practically! Batman: Not if you do crime. Now take this! (runs up and kicks BulbBug) [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Kickaction.gif.swf[/IMG] BulbBug: (shocks Batman) [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Shockaction.gif.swf[/IMG] Batman: (Gnaws on BulbBug?s leg) [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Gnawaction.gif.swf[/IMG] BulbBug: (eats a sub from Subway) [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Dineaction.gif.swf[/IMG] Batman/Goatman: (joins him) [IMG]http://www.itsmyidea.com/dragontamer/files/Joinaction.gif.swf[/IMG] Narrator: Alright, cut it out with the flashing words! Batman: And now, BulbBug, you shall be defeated! Goatman: (is in cheerleader clothes and shaking pon poms) Go Batman! BulbBug: Not so fast, Batman. (shocks Batman to a crisp) HAHAHA! Goatman: I smell burnt bat. OH NO! BATMAN! BulbBug: And now it?s your turn Goatman. HAHAHA! Narrator: Uh oh. Looks like Goatman?s in trouble. What will happen next? Will BulbBug win? How many questions do I have to ask each time? Find out when Goatman returns right now! BulbBug: HAHAHA! (is crushed by Godzilla) Goatman: Hey! My eyesight. It has returned. Thanks Godzilla. Godzilla: RAGH! Narrator: How did Godzilla get back his eyesight? Oh well. Looks like Batman, Goatman, and Godzilla saved the day again! Good gravy? BulbBug: (tosses Godzilla aside) Not so fast, Muleman. You may have your eyesight back, but you can?t withstand my shocking abilities. You?ll really get a charge out of them. Hahaha! Goatman: That wasn?t funny. BulbBug: Well, I thought it was. Now suffer! (shoots off rays) Goatman: Uh oh. Umm? HEY LOOK! A lamp post. Oo? bright. BulbBug: (stops firing) A light? Since I?m a bug, I love lights! (flies up to it, smacks into it and collapses to the ground) Police: (arrive and take him away) Goatman: And that is that. Right Godzilla? Godzilla: RAGH! Narrator: What I don?t get is if BulbBug was the size of a human, how can the lamp post be like it would be if he was the size of a bug. Oh silly me! I forgot that Town Town was famous for their enormous lamp posts. Well then, that settles it. The day is saved! Yay! Godzilla: That?s all folks! Porky: Get the hell away from my line. Ble-da-ble-da-that?s all folks! THE END We?re still dead from that dang monkey. Monkey: Hehe. (spills gas out again and kills off the audience) Next time, it?ll be you! (points to screen) Man: Who? Me? Or the people reading? Monkey: Which ever comes first. Man: Oh. Alright the-oooohh? (collapses from the gas) Monkey: HEHEHE!

Yeah. I'm thinking of making a Disasterpiece Theatre website, but I'm too busy at the moment. Ya know, a place to post all my work. And a really bad part is, I have Goatman Episode 7 all set and already typed, but I can't post it because [url]http://www.itsmysite.com[/url] is down so I can't upload the graphics needed. That stupid site had to choose this time to do it's maintenance.

Heh heh. Yeah. Well, that's what I write. That or adventure and Hollow Saga's just that. Fantasy adventure with comedy! BOOYAH!

Kobra and Lamb come back in August. That's when I stop with Goatman for a bit, bring out Season 2 of K&L, and put up a new episode of The Hollow Saga every Sunday. I have it all planned out.

Heh. Alright. I think my next will be one about the woman who lived in a shoe. Hehe... ^^

That's what I'm here for. Nothing like making people laugh to make a guy feel good.

Okay. After the big delay, here's episode 6. Sorry people. Hollow Saga. Bah! By the way, The Hollow Saga is up in the stories section as well. Ahem. And now, episode 6: [SIZE=4]GOATMAN[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Episode 6: "This Episode Makes No Sense!"[/SIZE] Announcer: Does your garden hose get holes easily? Does it tangle? Is it really hard to put away? Well no worries. Ours do too. Guy: Why are you dissing your own product. Announcer: Precisely. It has many holes in it when you first purchase it so you don?t have to make any yourself! Plus, it comes in this ripped up crappy box from my garage! So buy one today! Guy: Whatever? Narrator: Welcome to Goatman! I think I?m actually getting the hang of this job. (becomes a pig) What the? Oh yeah. I forget to tell you. Or maybe the title gave it away. This episode makes NO SENSE! That?s right. And we can owe it all to Mr. Demented. Mr. Demented: Muhahahaha! Narrator: Now, then, we find Goat testing his newest super ability, the Psyb! Ooo? OINK! Goatman: HI-YA! (throws psyb into trashcan) Oh wow. This is great. With this new ability, I can? I can? cook food faster? ? or fight crime. Mr. Demented: Muhahahaha! Those stupid psybs can?t stop me. For I am Mr. Demented! And I shall make the world my own playground? I?ll have a new swing set like the park! Narrator: (becomes a dog) And so, (pants) Mr. Demented entered his lab. Mr. Demented: (enters his lab) Ah yes. Here she is. (takes a blanket off a machine marked The Crazy machine) Muahahahaha! Soon, I?ll make this show and it?s cast weird? HAHAHAHAHA! Narrator: Okay. I?m not use to this anymore. I want my mommy! Woof! City: (becomes weird in a strange way) Man: (becomes a hydrant) Hydrant: (becomes a man) Well that?s new. Wait! No more dogs for me! Ha ha! Crowd: Help us Goatman! Goatman: (hears the cries for help and cheese, but pays more attention to the cry for help) My people need me. Up, up, and into another scene! (flies over to where the town is changing) What?s happening to Town Town? Woman: I don?t- (turns into Goatman) Cool. (becomes a cat) Dang. Goatman: Umm? yeah. Well, I?ll get to the bottom of this. (Suddenly a big speaker comes out of the sun) Goatman: That?s not possible. Narrator: Anything?s possible in this episode. Goatman: Oh. Right. Speaker: Tsk, tsk, Goatman. Your not going anywhere. Goatman: Huh? Who?s the- (becomes toaster) Narrator: Uh oh. If Goatman?s a toaster, there will be no end to the terror that is Mr. Demented! What will happen next? Who will eat that cheese? will I actually be able to go to the bathroom? Find out- (spots the man who became a hydrant) Ooo lala. (walks over to the hydrant) Cue the commercials. Hydrant: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Man: (sitting) ? Man: (sitting) ? Man: (coughs) ? Man: (picks up a cucumber and eats it) Announcer: Coming this fall to ABC! Audience member: What is? What?s coming to ABC? Announcer: Umm? that show. Audience Member: What show? That piece of trash with the cucumber guy? Announcer: Hey look buddy! That happens to be a classic from where I come from! Audience Member: Where do you come from? Loserville? Announcer: How?d you know. Wow. You must be psychic. Audience Member: Umm? uhh? it was an insult, man. Announcer: I mean really. You should do one of those over-the-phone telekinetic reading thingies. Audience Member: Alright! I?m out of here! Announcer: Really. That was cool. Can you predict what I just did? I took lint from my belly button! Yeah! Narrator: Awww? that was refreshing. Hydrant: (shivering) Unclean? unclean? Narrator: Now then, we last left WOOF! I mean, we last left- (becomes an elephant) ? Goatman who just became a toaster. What will happen next. Arch Nemesis: Why aren?t I in this episode? (starts to fly) Weee!!! I?m happy now. Goatman Toaster: oh no! A toaster! I?m a toaster! Wait. Toaster?s can?t talk. that means only one thing. (climbs out of toaster) I thought my foot wasn?t some piece of bunt toast. Now then, off to hunt down the bad guy. But how? (Suddenly, an innocent dog turns into a comb and starts attacking Goatman) Goatman: Wow. You were right. It doesn?t make sense. Narrator: I know. (blows his trunk) Goatman: Bring it comb! (punches one of it?s teeth out) Comb: (falls on Goatman) Goatman: Nooo!!! Nooo!!!! There?s only one way to get out of this position. I just have to- [We interrupt your sad pitiful lives to bring this special report] News Reporter: This is Bryan O?Brien and I have seemed to have spotted a flying villain. Even though this isn?t peculiar here in Town Town, but this episode doesn?t make sense so we?re gonna shoot him down. General: Get ready boys! Army: (fires at Arch) Arch Nemesis: What a peaceful day. I just-WHAHAY! (is blasted and collapses to the ground and is beaten with squeaky hammers) General: Good work boys. Keep it going. (is picking his nose with a salamander) Almost? almost? (pulls out a giant, man-eating wasp) Got it! [Now back to your regular lives full of pitiful stuff] Goatman: Phew! That was hard, but I did it. (comb comes back alive) Good gravy! If that didn?t work, there?s only one thing that will. PSYB! (blasts a psyb right into the comb and blows it up) What the? (hears strange frequency noises) The psybs are collecting the sounds of the bad guy?s machine. Mr. Demented: Umm? no they?re not. (is floating above Goatman) Goatman: I just gotta use the psybs to track him down. (fires off some psybs) onward! (flies off all around the city) Mr. Demented: Umm? right. Narrator: Hours later? Goatman: (stops where he started) My calculations say he?s right?. here! (looks up) Mr. Demented: Very good, Goatman. Goatman: How did you know my name? Mr. Demented: Well, your famous all aro- Goatman: Are you psychic? Mr. Demented: No, but- Goatman: OR ARE YOU SOME KIND OF KILLER WHO LOOKED UP MY PROFILE AND IS OUT TO GET ME? Mr. Demented: No! I just- Goatman: AHHH!!! (faints) Mr. Demented: Well, that was easy. (takes Goatman and flies off to his headquarters) Narrator: Uh oh. Looks like Goatman is in big doodoo now. What will happen in the headquarters? Will Town Town be saved? Shall I use that same hydrant again? Hydrant: God no! Please no! Narrator: Find out after these messages. (grabs toilet paper) Excuse me. Hydrant: I hate my life. Man: (walking his dog) Announcer: (falls from sky and lands in front of him, scaring the dog) Man: What the! Announcer: Hey sir. Sick of your REAL dog? Man: No. Announcer: (takes dog and throws it away) Then you should get Barko The Robo Dog. Man: Stoodles! Announcer: Yes. They do come in poodle. So how many will you purchase? Forty. Sixty? Four Thousand? Man: You just threw my dog away! It could be dead! Announcer: And that?s why you need Barko to replace Stinkles. Man: His name was Stoodles. Announcer: Benjamin, Wilson. Whatever. Now how many? Man: You just don?t get it, do you! I DON?T WANT ONE! (storms off to find his dog) Announcer: Hmm? that man really needs a Barko. (smiles and teeth ping) Narrator: Okay. Now that I?ve done that and we?re back, we can finish this crazy episode up. Hydrant: I feel so naked? Narrator: Goatman is now in Mr. Demented?s house where he shall suffer a terrible death? hopefully? we can end the show then. Goatman: Mr. Demented, do you expect me to talk? Mr. Demented: No. I expect you to? GET TOOTH DECAY! Now eat all this junk food. Goatman: (starts feasting as fish swim around their heads) (hours later) Goatman: Ooohh? my teeth? Mr. Demented: HAHAHAHA! Goatman: Your paying for my dentist bill. Mr. Demented: No I will not. because you won?t be around for that appointment. Goatman: Then what?s the good of making the appointment if we know I?m not going. Mr. Demented: It means you will be dead, stupid. Now die! (Suddenly, giant ducks start quacking and a flying saucer flies down, eats the ducks and burps out a gas that makes everyone laugh) Goatman: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn?t? HAHAHAHA? know that? HAHAHAHA? death was so? HAHAHA? funny! Mr. Demented: Yeah! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Everyone soon joins in and starts laughing) Hydrant: I don?t feel like laughing. (gas reaches him) Hehe? HEHE? HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Everyone laughs together) Mr. Demented: Ya know, Goatman. Your not so bad. Just cut off those antennas you?ve got on your head and maybe eat some of the arm made of cheese you have and you may be okay. Goatman: And you may be okay if you take those goose feet off and put them in your ears. Mr. Demented: What? That makes no sense. Goatman: And this episode does? Mr. Demented: Oh. Right. Hahahaha! (Everyone starts laughing again) Monkey: (jumps in and gas spills out of his eyes killing everyone) THE END This episode was brought to you by- (dies) Monkey: Hehehe. DIE! (spills gas)