Dragon Warrior

I like. *claps* Very good stuff. You have a gift. A born poet, yes.

Mass goes unconscious ^^ OOC: I have a lot to say. YAY!

Ouchies. I've never broken anything! I'm invinca-*falls out of chair and tumbles down stairs, flies out door, falls off porch, is mangled by rabid stray dogs, gets thrown into the road, hit by a few cars and a meteor crashes down on him hitting a bird as it did* I'm... okay... *waves hand* *a feather from the bird touches him and he dies*

Ah! Anger. That's the word I was looking for! Okay. This is how it goes: Anger leads to hate which leads to suffering which leads to the Dark Side ^^

Haha. Yes. She does fight. But she fights with hate. Hate leads to Dark Side. The Dark side leads to the suffering.

Mass Nova walks into the living room of his lair where Angel sits happily in a comfortable chair. "I made cookies." Mass says happily. "Oh boy!" Angel shouts, devouring them. "So you liked them?" Mass Nova asks impatiently, rubbing his hands together. Angel spits cookies in his face. "Eww.. what did you make them with? COCKROACHES?" "hey! Wait just a gosh darn min-wait.. yeah... they were cockroaches. So you liked them?" "No!" "Then you shall suffer." She was dragged off to Mass Nova's bed chambers (it's not what you think -.-).

Who said anything about her being scared of me? Well... she does run when I chase her down, but she does try to get back at me ^^

Yes. #10 I already have mostly planned out... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Out of the only times my sister and I did fight, it usually ended up me getting her in the nose. Now it's a big riot whenever I come near her nose with an object. It's always "Don't break my nose again" now. I always win our fights, though. Even if she's 4 years older.

Lamb: (doing his laundry) Dum de dum dum dum? Kobra is dumb? Shadowy figure: (creeping up) Lamb: Huh? (turns around) Oh? phew. It?s just Frankenstein. I thought it was something scary. Frankenstein: Go figure. Lamb: (continues with his laundry) Shadowy Figure: (creeps closer) Lamb: (turns again) Oh. It?s just Dracula. Suck any blood lately? Dracula: No. Not since the last maiden. Lamb: Better luck next time. Dracula: Thanks. Lamb: Yep. (goes back to laundry) Shadowy Figure: (creeps so close he?s breathing on Lamb) Lamb: Ya know, it?s very rude to- (turns around) OH MY GOD! Shadowy Figure: Muahahahaha! Lamb: I left my sock out! (runs past shadowy figure and grabs sock) Shadowy Figure: You?re a lamb. You don?t wear socks. Lamb: Umm? it?s my cousin?s? Shadowy Figure: But you just said it?s yours. Lamb: I can?t explain that. Shadowy Figure: Yes you can. Lamb: Look, are you going to beat me up or not? Shadowy Figure: Yeah? yeah? I guess. (sighs and beats Lamb up) [B]Later, when the show began...[/B] Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb Show. I?m Kobra. (silence) Kobra: I [I]said[/I] I?m Kobra. (smiles) (silence) Kobra: Where?s Lamb? (looks over at the stuffed Lamb doll) Lamb! Talk! (he pokes the small doll and it?s head comes off) AHHHH!!!!! LAMB! (he picks up the head and tries to fix it when the real Lamb walks in) Lamb: What are you doing? Kobra: Lamb! Your alive! But-then? wha? Lamb: Shut up and get in your seat. Kobra: Lamb. Your ear is falling off. Lamb: Huh? (looks at his ear which IS falling off) Well would ya look at that. Better fix it. (he runs off stage) [B]Meanwhile, off stage...[/B] Lamb: (is in costume complete with a small lamb cap, terribly sewn suit, and no hooves or tail) This costume is crap, but it seems to be fooling that stupid no-limb Jabroni. (fixes his ear) Now I?ll take over this show or my name isn?t Mr. Imposter! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Man in audience: HEY! SHUT UP BACK THEREM WILL YA? I?M TRYING TO ENJOY THE SHOW! Lamb Imposter: Yeah? yeah? (walks back on set) So what are we doing today Kobra? Kobra: I don?t know. You?re the one that says what we do. Lamb Imposter: Umm? yeah? so? I say we? destroy the YOU! Kobra: Okay! What do we do? Lamb Imposter: Destroy you. Kobra: That doesn?t sound very fun. I have a life ya know. A girlfriend. Children. Well? not really children, but? Lamb Imposter: Shut up and get in this rocket. Kobra: Where?d that come from? Lamb Imposter: I found it. Kobra: In a matter of seconds? Lamb Imposter: Yes, now get in. Kobra: (shrugs) Okay. (gets inside rocket) Lamb Imposter: (slams door and fires the rocket out of the area) MUHAHAHAHAHA! Now it?s my show. (rocket splats him) Ow? [B]Later, after Lamb Imposter?s wounds were tended to...[/B] Kobra: I say we should do Lamb Chat, Lamb. Lamb Imposter: Lamb wha? Kobra: Aww? poor Lamb must of forgot what it was because he got hurt. Lamb Imposter: Umm? yeah? that?s it. Forgot. Kobra: Well don?t you worry Lamb. I?ll help you. [SIZE=4]LAMB CHAT! (BAHH!!!)[/SIZE] Lamb Imposter: Umm? (silence) Man in background: (coughs) Lamb Imposter: Um? (Silence) Kobra: Your suppose to say ?welcome to Lamb Cha-? Lamb Imposter: Oh yes! Welcome to Lamb Chat. Today we have special guest Legolas the Elf from Lord of the Rings. Don?t ask me why. Popular demand. Probably some Samantha person telling me to? Kobra: Yeah. Go figure. Lamb Imposter: Now? umm? (looks at list) Legolas? what is your favorite color? Legolas: (is about to speak) Lamb Imposter: Great. (tosses Legolas into the fire) Kobra: You just killed Legolas! Lamb Imposter: Yeah. Now our next guest is singing hit? yeah right? TJ from N?Sync. TJ: How ya doin? Kobra and Lamb. Lamb Imposter: Swell. Now, TJ, what is your favorite song you made? TJ: I?d have to say- Lamb Imposter: Lovely. (tosses TJ into the fire) Kobra: Those screaming girls aren?t to happy about that, Lamb. Lamb Imposter: Yeah? What are they going to do? [B]Later, after Lamb Imposter was maimed by screaming fans...[/B] Lamb Imposter: Okay. Scratch destroying you for now. Let?s do? (looks at list) Fan Mail. [SIZE=4]FAN MAIL!!![/SIZE] Lamb Imposter: Welcome to Fan Mail? soon to be my fan mail? I mean? let?s read some letters. Kobra: Okay. First one is from Charley. Lamb Imposter: Hehe? Kobra: Charley writes: [I]Dear Kobra and Lamb, I think you should give your show to Mr. Imposter. He is a cool guy. Everyone loves him. You?ll get good ratings. I also think you two should die. Your friend, Charley[/I] Kobra: That was great. You think we should give this guy our show, Lamb? Lamb Imposter: Yes. (grins evilly) Yes we should. Kobra: Well, if Lamb says we should, we should. Lamb Imposter: Good! (pops up in Kobra?s face with a contract) Sign here and it?s all Mr. Imposter?s. Kobra: Alright. Lamb: NOOOO!!! Kobra: What? (looks up) Lamb Imposter: Curses! Lamb! Lamb: Stop right there! That Lamb is an imposter! Lamb Imposter: No I?m not! You have no proof! Lamb: Yeah I do. Your name even says ?Lamb Imposter?. Lamb Imposter: So it does. But that doesn?t change a thing. (Leaps at Lamb and the two tumble, now switched around) Which one of us is the real thing, Kobra? Kobra: Umm? (looks at the real Lamb then at the imposter who looks nothing like the real Lamb) I can?t tell!! Lamb Imposter: Muhahahaha! Lamb: I?ll prove I?m the real Lamb! (looks around, the grabs a pipe and bends it) Audience: Ooo? Kobra: Lamb! Lamb Imposter: WAIT! (all stop and look. he grabs a piece of paper and tears it) Audience: Oh my! Man in Audience: Now I?m confused again! Lamb: Oh come on people! You can?t be that dull! Kobra: I?m confused! Lamb: Here?s more proof. Kobra, you?re a Jabroni. Kobra: Lamb! Lamb Imposter: HOLD IT! Kobra, you?re a Jabroni. Kobra: Stop confusing me! Lamb: All he did was mimic me. Grandpa Lamb: Oh shut up, you Jabroni. (rides in on a motorcycle) You can easily tell who the real one is. It?s him. (points to the Imposter) Audience: HUH! Grandpa Lamb: Haha. I?m just poking? your wool. It?s him! (points to the real Lamb) Police: (runs in and chain up Mr. Imposter) Your coming with us. Kobra: Take that, Mr. Imposter! You never fooled me! Lamb: yeah? Sure? Grandpa Lamb: He impersonated Lamb so he could steal your show. Mr. Imposter: And I would have got away with it if it wasn?t for those meddling kids and their stupid Jabroni dog. (dragged off) Lamb: Well, that took all of our show. Kobra: That sucks. Grandpa Lamb: Ah. Your show sucks anyways. Everyone: (laughs) Scooby Doo: Scooby dooby doooo!!! [SIZE=3]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...[/SIZE]

Your sisters are evil. I get along with my sister all the time. We never fight.

Yep. Well, 5 warriors is the number used in the last 2 quests so I guess we'll stop here. Siren, your one of the five. Just make sure to post stats soon. As for now, I'm about to make the thread.

Yeah. I don't rent neither. I always find the ones that seem to catch my fancy good. But Lost Kingdoms isn't Role-Playing. The Nintendo people said it's adventure. But still, you use monsters to battle. Who cares what Nintendo says about it's genre.

I saw a girl at school trip on her skirt and her skirt went flying up revealing stuff that was not to be revealed. O.o' it was crazy and funny at the same time!

The people that claim to be Otaku's want to feel powerful when they're not and when they tell people that can't see if they're lying that they are Otaku's, well, that plainly makes them feel almighty and strong. It's goofy.

I agree Samantha. I've been hit by all sports balls and not nessasarily in the face. I need to get a cup...

I'm not sure. Maybe it was needed back 8 years ago and it isn't now. i think the plates supported his foot. O.o

Thatta girl. Still working on the thread, people...

If you haven't had any plates placed in your ankle by now, you won't have any at all.

Heh. But don't worry about it. The only reason it hurts is because she hasn't removed the plate they put in her ankle yet.

i bet it does. My Mom broke her ankle about 8 years ago. It still hurts her. Hope that doesn't scare you...

The bump. It's not you. Don't go. heh ^^'

Heh. Last I checked there wasn't... darn it all...

Sorry... heh... ahem... anyways, I injured myself today. I hit my head. Does that count? ^^

^^ Hehe. Maybe I ma... O.o I kid, Mist. I kid...