Dragon Warrior

Heh. It's cool, Mohawk. I think Samantha just hit Submit twice therefore creating the same thing twice. She'll fix it. As of now, I'm working on the beginning of the game. Prepare!

Heh. I get picked up by my friends too, even if they are shorter than me. I'm not that heavy. In fact, I'm very fit. And very fit is good for sports. And being good for sports is good for ladies. ^^

My sister chipped her tooth. Some freak at school, threw a chair at her. He didn't even get in trouble...

Thanx for joining all. We'll begin shortly.

yep ^^ Percisely. But the 9th epi will have them once again.

Tsk tsk. See what happens to naughty Elite DBZ's when they do crazy things? You all can learn from this young man. ^^

Pardon, but you can't have a lance when your weapon type is a sword. You may have the lance if you change your weapon type to such.

Silly Samantha. It was only a 2-part dealy, but I'm on the job with Epi 9 so watch out! Don't worry Cloud. Next time, I'll make your sides split. OO... there's something you don't hear people say often... O.o'

Woah. Under 5'4''. Well, don't worry about it. I have many little friends too, ya know. ^^

Heh. I'm just buying it. That or the new DBZ game. Either which, it's all good for me ^^

The Dragonial. What a powerful source. It beholds the spirits of the dragons and all that is within them. Dragons are controlled by it and therefore, that is their one and only master. It has been at peace with the humans for over 10,000 years since the Dark War. No one dares to touch it for the legend of the Dark War says that the being who stole the Dragonial 10,000 years ago was assailed by the mighty Dragonas and their dragons. Their powers were unstoppable and kept enhancing as they went. The Dragonial was reborn after the Dark War's powers faded completely. It is now 1400 ADR (Afetr Dragonial Rebirth). The lands are getting more poorer as it is harder to find good supplies and food. The Kings are sending out soldiers at this time to find what they need. Many are dying and the lands are becoming dire. But that's not the only problem... "Your Highness! Your Highness!" A soldier yelled, running into the courtroom. "What is it, soldier?" The King asked, leaning forward in his throne. "A mist, sir! A mist!" As that was said, a black mist seeped through under the doors. "What's going on?" The King shouted, finally getting up. Soldiers opened the doors and collapsed in death; their eyes blackened with misty clouds. "Soldier! What is this mist?" The soldier unsheathed his blade and swung at it as if it'd help. His soul was devoured as well. The king backed up against his throne, then climbed up it, trying to escape the mist. It shot upward and the king inhauled it. He collapsed to the floor, silent like the others, but not dead. A dark figure entered the room and stepped up to the king's limp body. "I don't want you dead now, do I?" He kicked the king aside and sat in his throne. "No I don't. I need you to get me the Dragonial since your the very last Dragona..." To sign up to the 3rd saga of Dragonial, just fill out these stats and post them in your sig as well (if you wish It'd help others if you did): Name: Real Daskar Age: 18 Weapon Type: Sword Weapon: Ragnarok Magic Type: Lightning (N one can have the same magic type) Description: A green long-sleeve shirt with a black belt, black headband, his sword Ragnarok hooked on his back, pouches of items on his belt, Red pants, black boots, Dragon symbol on his left hand Bio: (In the words of Real) My life is blur. I don't know who I am. All I remember are the men on the horses... the fire... the pain... my parents... dead.. was I seperated? All I have left of my father is his sword Ragnarok. I don't know his name... Now I live with strangers, yet, they're not strangers. They're my only family I have. We live far off. Near the forests. My only friends is Gersh. What's outside of my life? I'd like to know. One day, I'll get my chance... Just copy my stats and change them for your chara.

NEVER! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! BOTH PENNIES! Stand in my way and suffer!

This game looks freakin' awesome. It's for GameCube, of course. I'm getting it when I go to the market next. I read about it in my Nintendo Power and it seems to be a game about a kingdom lost in a mist of monsters and the only survival is in a princess with her cards which can summon over 100's of awesome monsters. This game seems like another pokemon to some, but trust me, it's not. These monsters aren't cute and cuddly. Good graphics of course, but that's not what makes it great. I'll get this game and play it forever. I'm sure my friends will want it also. [IMG]http://www.itsmysite.com/dwarrior/files/LOstKingdoms.jpg.swf[/IMG] [SIZE=1]the game's cover[/SIZE]

You know what I'd do with that penny? TAKE OVER THE WORLD, OF COURSE! Muahhahaha! And why take over the world? So I can get another big penny! Muhahahahahhaha!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mist [/i] [B] Lol. I'm friends with all those big people, too. Yes, it would be nice if they yelled "Timber!" but I'm afraid the right word for them would be "Mountain!" [/B][/QUOTE] Heh. Yes. Mountain indeed. That'd be for my friends Bryce and Kevin. They're both over 6 foot! I wimper under them. I'm only 5'9'' O.o

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mist [/i] [B] :laugh: Lol, I must say that I agree. Anyway, I'm home with a guess what? My special injury; a broken ankle. :rolleyes: Figures, it always seems like [b]big[/b] people have to fall on me...:toothy: [/B][/QUOTE] OO.. poor you. I have big friends and they fall on me all the time. The bigger they are, the clumsier it seems O.o But that's okay because they are good friends and they never really hurt me when they do take a tumble. I'd just wish they'd shout "Timber!" before they drop -.-

Hopefully he isn't. If he is, might as well just chop off that dang toe before you go through more. Heh.

I guess my worst injuries would be a huge gash across my face, my head cracked open, another huge gash near my eye (d*mn scar now) and a dog bite. But I think i got off easy. The times I got the huge gashes, I got them in gym class. Didn't even notice I had them until someone shouted "Gavin! Your bleeding!" They even had to pinpoint where the gash was for me to find it. It was crazy!

It may be a talk show, but it has a whole new point of view. I say you should do it. It's choice. Not mine. It's not plagerism or anything so there's no problem. Go for it.

"Hm? What's this?" Mass Nova says, looking up from his paper again. "Oh. Angel is knocked out. Now for evil deeds! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" He runs up to Angel and grabs her in his arms. He then runs off to his NEW secret lair which the heroes don't know where it is. Djan and Kabuki don't notice and keep fighting. Mass Nova runs down the road, laughing evilly, trips, then laughs evilly again as he keeps running away...

I'D USE ALL THAT MONEY TO BUY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PENNY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you Sacred Warrior, but unless your stuff is about a cobra and a lamb hosting a taljk show, your very welcome to make your own and put it on Otakuboards. Go for it!

Ah. I'm good at spriting. I shall join if I can make a decent sprite to my liking. Hold this RPG for me.

Alright. I think I will ^^ Episodes will come more often because tomorrow is my last day of school and I'll have vacation to work on them. Lots of time!

[SIZE=3]The Rubberman Saga[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Part 2[/SIZE] Man in wheely-chair: Last we left our so called ?heroes?, they were just assigned to saving the world duty. Their mission: To save the world. What will they do? Save the world. And what is their mission all about? Saving the world. No. I don?t repeat myself because I have some sort of disease. I?m just getting it through your pea-sized brains! *gets beat up* Ow? cue the rest of the show? [SIZE=4]THE REST OF THE SHOW![/SIZE] [B]On the GOOD GUYS' plane thingy...[/B] Kobra: Wow, Lamb. This is exciting! Lamb: Sure is. Why, what do we do when we save the world Agent? er? agent, sir? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Well, you see, Kobra and Lamb, your mission is simple. Save the world from complete annihilation and probably sacrifice your lives while doing so. Kobra: Oh? Is that it? Suddenly, an alarm goes off! Agent 49823992912394034+842389: It?s time, you two. Are you ready to die? Kobra: DIE? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DYING? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Why, I did just a few seconds ago. Lamb: No you didn?t! You talked about sacrificing! Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Umm? that is dying? Kobra: Oh. We thought it was some type of pasta we had to eat. Well, is it too late to quit this jo-AHHHH!!! *They were pushed out of the plane* [B]After the heroes safely splatted on the surface of the Earth...[/B] Kobra: That hurt, Lamb. Lamb: Yeah. But we?re secret agents now and we can?t let mortal injuries stand in our way. Kobra: *plays with his broken neck* Okay, Lamb. You must be right. Lamb: Naturally. NOW LET?S MOVE! [B]Meanwhile, the world leaders begin to attack...[/B] America: Are we ready? Other Nations: YEAH! America: Alrighty then? FIRE FIRST MISSLE! *They push a button and watch the video game screen in glory* Russia: You did it! You sunk the computer?s battle ship! America: Naturally. Japan: (Speaking in Japanese) Everybody! Everybody! We have spotted Rubberman! Other Nations: (Stare at Japan) Japan: (stares back) Other Nations: ? Japan: ? Man in background: (coughs) America: Riiiiiiiiight?. Now, as for Rubberman, I feel as if he has been spotted. Japan: (slaps forehead) Australia: Then we shall attack, right mate? Russia: YES! NUKE HIM! America: Yes. Attack and nuke. Let?s get jiggy with it. (lights dim and music plays as women come out of nowhere and dance) Russia: I?m liking this party! Britain: Well said, old chap. Japan: (says in Japanese to an American girl) You like to party? American Girl: (stares at Japan) Japan: (in English) JIMINY CRICKET!!! American Girl: Jiminy Cricket! I love him! Japan: Alright. (They walk into another room) [B]Meanwhile, as Japan gets some, the heroes spot Rubberman...[/B] Kobra: (picks up his walkie talkie which is really 2 cups on a string) Come in Puffysheep. This is python. Come in Puffysheep. I see Rubberman. I repeat, I see Rubberman. Lamb: (smacks Kobra) Yeah! I see him too! Rubberman: I see him also! Lamb: Well, that makes 3 of us. Kobra: No. I don?t see him. Lamb: But you just said? BAH! Nevermind. Good God! (points in Rubberman?s direction) THERE IT IS! Rubberman: So you finally see where I am, do you? Lamb: (Runs towards Rubberman) Rubberman: Alright. I?ll fight. Lamb: (runs past Rubberman and to the barber shop behind him) I?ve needed a trim for weeks! Rubberman: BAH! I?ll fight Kobra, then. Kobra: So be it. (Transforms into? A DESTRUCTIVE DRAGON? which is 1/8 of Rubberman?s size) Aww crap. Rubberman: Heh heh. (jumps Kobra and beats him up) [B]2 hours after the fight and Lamb's haircut...[/B] Lamb: (walks out of Barber?s shop) What a nice cut. KOBRA! WHAT HAPPENED? Kobra: Rubberman? attacked? Lamb: No. Not about you! I mean, my haircut looked just fine when I was in the shop, now it?s parted a little! OH NO! The wind did this! CURSES! Kobra: But Rubberman? Lamb: No time for that now, Kobra! We have a mission! [B]Another hour later...[/B] Lamb: There, fixed that. Now, Kobra, what were you saying? Kobra: (still mangled) Rubberman? got away? Lamb: OH NO! Let?s move! (runs off) ? ? Lamb: (runs back) Sorry. Forgot you were mangled. (picks up Kobra and runs off) [B]Later, in the secret headquarters of Rubberman...[/B] Grandpa Lamb: Have you destroyed a lot of useless stuff? Rubberman: Yes, master. Grandpa Lamb: Excellent. Now you must destroy? THE WORLD! Nah? too sudden? Rubberman: Then what, master? Grandpa Lamb: Umm? I guess? just destroy some mailboxes or something. Rubberman: But that?s a federal crime to post delivery. Grandpa Lamb: FINE! You cheap, Jabroni. Then just throw some water balloons at oncoming cars outside our secret headquarters. Rubberman: Right, Master. (Rubberman walks out the door and customers come in) Grandpa Lamb: (Gets behind counter) Welcome to Grandpa lamb?s secret head-I mean? welcome! What kind of pet do you want? [B]Meanwhile, outside, Rubberman is found throwing water balloons at oncoming cars...[/B] Rubberman: Jinkies, this is fun! (Velma comes up and kicks him in the shin) Velma: *****. Rubberman: Ow? Passing Guy: Hey look! There?s Rubberman! He was just kicked by that freakish-looking girl! Velma: HEY! (Kicks the Passing Guy) Passing Guy: Ow! Random Man that just so happened to be watching: HEY! That 4-eyed monster just attacked that guy! Velma: Why you little- (punches the random guy) [SIZE=4]News headline[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Velma from the crazy show Scooby Doo decapitates a man![/SIZE] [B]Later, after Velma was tamed...[/B] Rubberman: Master, I completed my mission and that sorry excuse for a crime-fighter destroyed the world practically. Grandpa Lamb: Excellent. But I would appreciate it if you didn?t say our secret plans in front of the customers. (Turns to customers) I?m sorry. I must brainwash- I mean? give you a snack. Come this way into the other room. Customer: Why does that room say ?Brain Washing Area?? Grandpa Lamb: Oh that? My grandson drew it in art class. Customer: But the sign next to it says ?No that other sign was not drawn by Grandpa Lamb?s grandson in art class?. Grandpa Lamb: I don?t even know why that sign is there. Customer: Yeah. There?s a sign that talks about that too. Grandpa Lamb: ALRIGHT! JUST CUT THE CRAP AND GET IN MY BRAIN WASHING ROOM! The very next day, Rubberman became destructive again and attacked the world nonstop? well? until it was nap time? but then he destroyed again! You wouldn?t want a cranky super villian without his nap would you? I mean really? what?s better? Cranky villain destroying the world or a regular villain destroying the world? Ahem? back to the story? Rubberman: Muhahahahaha! Evil! Lamb: Stop right there! Kobra: Your surrounded. Rubberman: (looks at the two and sees they only cover 2 sides. He runs in a direction none are in) Kobra: Dang! He?s smarter than we thought. Lamb: I have an idea! (He throws a bomb at Rubberman and it lands at his feet) Hey Rubberman! That bomb will explode in 5 seconds, okay? Rubberman: Okay! (throws it back and it blows up in Kobra and Lamb?s faces) Kobra: Way too brilliant. How does he do it? Lamb: There?s only one thing left to do! (Transforms into SuperLamb!) Bring it! (Rubberman and SuperLamb duke it out) Kobra: Me too! (Transforms into? a thing that transforms? he then uses his ability to transform and transforms into? a balloon animal) Crap. (he pops) [B]After much duking...[/B] SuperLamb: You?re a worthy foe, but we shall win. Rubberman: No you will not! (Blasts Lamb to death with a beam from his hands) SuperLamb: (dies) Kobra: Wait, wait, wait? Rubberman: What now? I?m killing someone! Can?t you see? Kobra: Yeah, but you don?t have a hand beam. Rubberman: Oh? okay? Kobra: You can live now, Lamb. Lamb: yay! (beats up Rubberman) Rubberman: HI-YA! (Kicks SuperLamb in the pills) Lamb: Low? real? low? (collapses) Kobra: Lamb?s in trouble! I must believe? (Transforms into? DESTRUCTO KOBRA? complete with arms and legs) Dude, I rock? (raises huge gun) Rubberman: Aww? crap? Kobra: (Prepares to fire when suddenly) Mickey Mouse: Haha. Hello all! (He was blasted by Kobra) Rubberman: Ya know what. When you desinigrated that rodent a second ago, I noticed something. We shouldn?t be fighting. My mother may be a bouncy ball, not to mention terrible rubber, but I can?t take it out on you guys. I?ll do it to the government?. NOW LET?S PARTY! (the song ?Celebration? plays and everyone dances. Wheely chair guy pops up, as does the world leaders, the agent, the leader and all them good people) Japan: (Says in Japanese) Good party! Everyone: (Stares at Japan) Japan: (In English) Cut the crap and break it down! Everyone: YEAH! GO JAPAN! GO JAPAN! IT?S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT?S YOUR BIRTHDAY! Japan: Oh yeah! Breakdancing! Grandpa Lamb: Stop! (all stop and turn to Grandpa Lamb) Look at yourselves. Fighting and killing one another. You should be friends and make sweet love in the moonlight. That and partying. Baby lookalike2: But we are partying? Grandpa Lamb: Oh? then die! (raises huge bazooka) Britain: (leaps into the air and knocks Grandpa Lamb off the roof) Kiss my British ***, old bean! Everyone: (cheers then parties all night long) Man in Wheely chair: Yes? it was a good party, but nothing is better than going home with a few ladies. Come on girls? (He takes the Baby Lookalikes with him and they live happily ever after? or not? no.. wait.. they do. Yeah. They do.)