Dragon Warrior

Umm... yeeeeeaaaahhhh... don't worry you two. I've already began typing it.

The only reason I didn't continue is because I wanted Episode 8 to be "The Rubberman Saga Part 2". Plain and simple, my friends ^^

lights brighten revealing a man in a wheely chair) Man in wheely chair: Good evening. Or morning. I don?t know what time it is. I haven?t seen the light od day in, I?m guessing, 5 months. Ahem? but anyways, the story your about to hear may shock you? or not. I?m just a guy in a wheely chair. I don?t know. (gets up) Man not in wheely chair which use to be in a wheely chair: Now I?m a man not in a wheely chair. (sits back down) Man in a wheely chair who got up and became a man not in a wheely chair, but started out as a man in a wheely chair: But I prefer being a man in a wheely chair. Ahem? anyways, there?s only one thing for sure? this wheely chair is very, very comfortable. I bought it at Art Van. They have excellent prices and by far the best deals I?ve ever heard of for wheely chairs. (spins in his chair) WEEE! These chairs are excellent for spinning around in circles. (spins) WEEE! (spins) WEEE! (pins) WEEE- (collapses on floor) oh great. I just threw up in my mouth. (gets back in chair and lays back) Okay?. very sick now? start the story? [SIZE=4]THE STORY![/SIZE] [B]In the world of Oblivion... [/B] Laqurthiner: Come to the dark side, Rubberman. Laqurthiner: Do it! And you and me could rule the galaxy as father and son. Rubberman: Hmm? that?s a good deal. Laqurthiner: It is. I thought so too. Rubberman: Hmm? yes, but I?ll have to reconsider. I?ll never join yo- wait? you can?t be my father. It?s impossible being the fact that I?m 2 years older than you. Laqurthiner: Yes? umm? well, I said father and son. Who said anything about me being the father. Rubberman: Yes, but still? 2 years. I didn?t make a woman pregnant at age 1. Laqurthiner: Well? umm? still? will you come? Rubberman: No! Laqurthiner: Then you shall suffer. (pulls a bandaid off Rubberman) Rubberman: AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHH-wait? that didn?t hurt? Laqurthiner: Wha? Rubberman: Yeah. It didn?t. Ya see, the bandaid has to be on for a few hours. Laqurthiner: Oh? well? I have no time for that so I?ll just shoot you (raises handgun) Rubberman: Noo!! Laqurthiner: MUHAHAHA! (fires gun) HAHAHA- what? Rubberman: Umm? blanks, I guess. Laqurthiner: Oh. Hold on then. (walks over to a table and gets out some bullets) Rubberman: (waits) Laqurthiner: Just another moment? (fumbles the bullets and they fall on the floor) Rubberman: Hurry it up. Ya know, I could have killed you by now. Laqurthiner: I know. That?s why your such a good sport. (picks up bullets and puts them in his gun) Okay. Ready. (raises gun) Rubberman: NO! Laqurthiner: MUAHAHAHA! (fires gun) Rubberman: (the bullet hits him and flies back at Laqurthiner) Laqurthiner: (dodges, falls on the ground, and the bullet misses him) I?VE BEEN HIT! Rubberman: Umm? but you dodged the- Laqurthiner: It?s getting darker? Rubberman: Umm? isn?t it suppose to be getting lighter? Laqurthiner: Oh, right? but it is getting darker? maybe it?s because I didn?t take my eye drops this morning. (puts in eye drops) Oh? that?s better? ACK! It?s getting brighter! Rubberman: Still? you weren?t sho- Laqurthiner: Hush! I have something for you, Rubberman. (holds out his hand) Rubberman: What is it? Laqurthiner: It?s? your mother? (opens hand revealing a bouncy ball) Rubberman: Mother? What did they do to you? Laqurthiner: They made her into a bouncy ball? not to mention a bad kind of rubber. Rubberman: I?ll vow to get revenge. Laqurthiner: Good? now.. I shall? make a dramatic death scene? goodbye, young Rubberman? (closes his eyes and places his head to the ground) Rubberman: Laqurthiner? (starts to rain) Rubberman: Rain? Aren?t we inside? Eh. Oh well? Laqurthiner? (silence?) Laqurthiner: Am I dead yet? Rubberman: No. Laqurthiner: Now? Rubberman: No. Laqurthiner: Now? Rubberman: No. Laqurthiner: Now? Rubberman: No. Laqurthiner: Now? Rubberman: No, so shut up! Laqurthiner: (dies) Rubberman: Oh? okay? (leaves) [B]Later, outside Oblivion... [/B] Rubberman: (walks up to his vehicle) I never even said goodbye? ?: Laqurthiner will always be with you. Rubberman: WHAT THE HELL? ?: Relax? I?m a ghost? Rubberman: Oh yeah? those are calming words? wait? Obi Wan? ?: No! Grandpa Lamb. Audience: (applauds) Grandpa Lamb: Now you know what to do. Get your Jabroni *** around and take revenge for your mother?s fate. Destroy the world! Rubberman: Hmm? your idea of eating candy intreges me? Grandpa Lamb: Eating what now? Rubberman: Off to the candy shop! (jumps in his vehicle, which is a porche and flies away? yes, flies. No, it?s not a typo.) Grandpa Lamb: What a Jabroni. [B]Later, at the candy shop...[/B] Rubberman: Man, I love jaw breakers? Grandpa Lamb: Rubberman? Rubberman: AH! *chokes on jaw breaker and dies) Grandpa Lamb: Well, damn? (gives his soul back to his body) Yeesh. Don?t do that! Rubberman: But I like heaven. People wore red suits and had horns? pitch forks too? Grandpa Lamb: That was Hell. Rubberman: No. It was Suddam Hussein?s image of heaven. Grandpa Lamb: Ah! Rubberman: Now, what do you need? Grandpa Lamb: For you to do what I say? now come closer and I?ll explain? Rubberman: GOT IT! *flies away* Grandpa Lamb: But I haven?t even said anything? Rubberman: Wait? I can?t fly? (looses flying ability and falls on ground) Grandpa Lamb: Listen to me or I?ll use my cane and deal 4,000,000 dmg on you! Rubberman: Fine. Fine. What is it? [B]Later, at the meeting of the World Leaders...[/B] America: We can?t stand this torture anymore. Rubberman is ruining our nation. Japan: (In japanese) Us too. Other Nations: (stare at Japan) Japan: (In Japanese) What? Is there something in my teeth? Other Nations: (stare) Russia: I say, we nuke him! NUKE HIM! Australia: Good idea, mate. Then we?ll give him a good wolippin?! Britain: Good show, my dear chap. Canada: I say we should leave him be. I?m sure he has a reason for this. Russia: Oh? Like what, Mr. Smarty Country. Canada: Like his mother was turned into a rubber bouncy ball, not to mention made out of a terrible type of rubber, and seeks revenge on the world ?cause an old lamb told him to. Other Nations: (stare at Canada) Paris: Sockerie Blu! Turn on the TV! (They turn on the TV and the news about Rubberman is on) China: Turn channel! TURN CHANNEL! (They turn the channel and Jerry Springer is on) Nations: Awww? [B]Later, after Jerry...[/B] America: So? what are our options? Russia: NUKE HIM! Paris: Stab him with our Eiffel Tower, Monsieur! Australia: Give him a kick in the knee, mate! Japan: (In Japanese) Kill him! Other Nations: (stare at Japan) Japan: (Also in Japanese) Stop Staring!! Other Nations: Oh? okay? America: Then the plan is, get all the armies of the world and destroy RUBBERMAN. Other Nations: MUHAHAHAHHAAHA! (gas leaks in covering everyone) HAHAHAHA-cough! Cough! HACK! Japan: What bogie! [B]Meanwhile, at the headquarters of THE GOOD GUYS...[/B] Agent 49823992912394034+842389: We have our new heroes to fight Rubberman, sir. Leader: Good. Where did you find them and who are they? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: They?re some kids we found in a sandbox at some park. We replaced them with our look alikes. (Park) Mother: Boy you two have grown. Look alike1: Umm.. what was my line? Oh yeah? baby made a bad thing. (Headquarters) Leader: Excellent. Send them out right away. (They soon send the two babies out on their mission, but along the way were captured by King Kong, who was defeated by Superman [no footage found], Superman defeated by Nessy the Loch Ness Monster, who was defeated by the werewolf, who was defeated by Dracula with a silver bullet, who was killed by Jerry Springer with a stake, who was annilated by the Camera Man. The two babies are now with him?) Leader: Well, damn. Now who are we going to get? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: The next best thing, sir. The next best thing. (Kobra and Lamb show up on screen) Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Excuse me you two. Kobra/Lamb: Yes? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: I was wondering? could you two move out of the way. We wanna ask the two port potties behind you if they want to save the world from Rubberman. Kobra: Oh. Sorry. Lamb: Yeah. We?ll move. (They move.) Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Excuse me. I know your busy and all? Port Potties: ? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: You wanna save the world? Port Potties: ? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: ? Port Potties: ? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: ? Port Potties: (flushing sounds. Man walks out of one and the stench is unbearable) Agent 49823992912394034+842389: Well, dang it. Who am I going to find? Hey, you two! Kobra/Lamb: Yes? Agent 49823992912394034+842389: You know where I can get a Cobra and a Lamb. They seem like the right types for this job. Lamb: Well.. (suddenly, mutated guppies pop out of the port potties) Kobra: Good God! What did that man eat? Guppy: RARGH! Lamb: (becomes SuperLamb and punches the guppy and lasers him to death) Kobra: (becomes a earthworm and wiggles around a bit) Lamb: (kills all the guppies) [B]Hours after the fight...[/B] Agent 49823992912394034+842389: OH MY GOODNESS! I have a great idea! You two wanna save the world? Kobra/Lamb: Sure.. why not? [SIZE=3]TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME IN OUR ILL-GOTTEN LIVES...[/SIZE]

Mass Nova sips his drink and puts down his newspaper to see the dragon dying. "Oh no... he's dying..." he says sarcastically before picking the paper up once more. The heroes strike again!

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only reas-" Mass Nova falls out of a tree. "Ow. Son of a... I mean..." He gets up to dust himself off. "The only reason you didn't kill him is I brought him back to life! BWA HA! Or did someone else...? Oh well, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that ice cream is good." "Yeah. It is." Djan had to agree. They all stare at each other, dazed and confused. "Wait," Angel began, "How did you come back? I thought you were dead." "Oh yeah." Mass Nova says, rubbing his chin. There was a long silence until the dragon broke it. "Look," the dragon began, "Can we get to the fight. I'm restless and I have a date and-" "Yeah, yeah. Shut up." Angel says annoyingly. They all start fighting as Mass Nova watches in a lawn chair, sipping lemonade from a twisty straw.

Yes. It'd Star Blazers. and that Elting thingy is apart of one season, I do believe. That's a good anime series. I liked it ^^

Thank you, Almighty. I didn't know how to spell that. The stupid spell checker doesn't say. And I'm not stupid, Angel. I know I can't die. It's apart of my plot I'm building. He doesn't die. He comes back. Yeesh...

Suddenly, Mass Nova trips over some noodles that were left out side by some local kids and he falls down a cliff that oddly is in the center of town. "Did you hear something?" Angel asked. "No. Not me." The others said together. They walked peacefully to the weapon shop. Once inside, the store clerk looked up and began sending off great deals. "You may have a Shimmering Arrow for 5 Gold today! Booyah! C'mon! Purchase!" THe 3 of them pondered over the selection when suddenly the clerk tripped over some noodles and his costume was ripped off. IT WAS MASS NOVA! "Good God! It's Mass Nova!" Kabuki screamed. "Yeah... the announcer said that already..." Djan said radically. "And now, you fools, I shall destroy you once and for all!" His henchman come out of nowhere and are captured. Mass Nova laughs evilly and they all go to his hideout. [B]Later, at Mass Nova's Secret Hideout in which nobody knows about...[/B] "Welcome to my secret lair." Mass Nova said, almost laughing evilly again. He wanted to quit. It was a bad habit. "It's not so secret if we know where it is." Angel corrected/ "Umm.... SHUT UP!" He takes out a sub and munches it as he explained his plan to the heroes who were tied to a platform. "I shall blast you with a new weapon so diobolically powerful it isn't funny!" He pats a giant magic-controlled laser with a crystalball at the end of it. "This baby will blast you three into next week." "Next week?" Djan had to repeat. "Yes. Next week. I suppose Tuesday at the most." "Good. I hate Mondays." Kabuki roused. "Could we get back to the plot?" Angel interrupted. "Fine!" Mass Nova grunted. "Now, I shall BLAST YOU!!! HAHAHAHA!" He then starts up the magic and the ray flickers. Then, suddenly... IT doesn't work... "What the bloody 'ell?" He pats the laser and it flickers again. "There. NOW YOU SHALL DIE!" He starts it up again and it fails once more. "NO!" "Look, if your not gonna kill us, we're... we're just gonna take off." Djan said, easily taking his arms out of the ropes. "No, no! I have it! I swear!" "These ropes," Angel continued the complaints, "They're not even tight. We can easily get out of them." Then with that, the 3 untie the ropes and slip to the ground. They begin walking off, Mass Nova begging them to stay and die. "PLEASE! STAY! I have it! I swear!" He bangs the ray and it shoots at Angel. She takes a minion and the ray rica shades off it and back at Mass Nova. "Oh sh-" He was blasted into nothingness. And so, the heroes walk back to town after destroying the evil NONsecret lair of the deceased Mass Nova. [B]Moral:[/B] All rays rica shade off minions.

Mass Nova looks up to see Angel watching. She suddenly asks, "What are you doing?" Mass Nova sweats under his armor. "Umm..." He looks about then grabs a nearby ladder and puts it up to the window. "Rehearsing Romeo and Juliet. What does it look like?" He climbs up with roses, gets pricked on one, the ladder tips and he falls in the peanut butter, getting stuck. "Damn it all to hell! Can someone help me? Help me!" Angel leaves the window and walks up to the others. "He's no threat for now." They all sit back down in their beds and chat.

Sorry. I'm just following what everyone else calls ya. Heh. My bad.

[B]Meanwhile, Mass Nova enjoys yet another sub while sitting in his shacuzi when he is interrupted...[/B] "Sir! The heroes have escaped the easy to escape cell!" Mass drops the sub into the water. "What? I knew that damn cell was too easy. Now what?" He takes a piece of lettuce from the now soggy sub and eats it. He then drinks from a soda bottle while the henchman spoke. "I suggest you surround the inn with all your men and kill them then and there." "I'VE GOT IT!" He shouts, spilling all the soda into the shacuzi. "I shall surround the inn with peanut butter and they'll get stuck to it!" The henchman scratched his head and said, "Wha?" but Mass Nova was already off to the inn. [B]Later, the heroes get a room and they all get in their beds and mingle...[/B]

Angel sits down and the others sit beside her on the pub stools. Djen was the first to speak. "That Mass Nova guy... weird..." Angel nodded in agreement. "Yeah. His plans suck. They're easy to foil." They all mumbled opinions of the matter as a ragged Mass Nova stumbles into the inn and sits down on a stool next to Angel. "I'll have ale, please." He says in a deranged voice. He then eavesdrops into their convo. "And the way he acts. It's as if he was a child." Kabuki had to add. "Yes. He smells like almonds too." Djen admitted. Everyone was quiet for a few minutes. "Yeah.." Angel said, breaking the silence. They got up into insulting him until mass got angry. "Hey! Stop making fun of me!" Angel turns around and slaps his face, even though there's a helmet in it's place. "It's rude to interrupt." Mass Nova rubs his face and says guiltily, "Sorry." They start talking about him again, and he lifts them all up in the air, "What am I doing? Saying sorry? I'm the villian for God sakes!" "Umm, sir..." The bartender says, "Your drink." "Oh, right." He puts down the heroes and take the drink. "Hold on. This'll be a moment." He drinks down his ale then lifts the heroes up again. "I know what I'll do. I'm gonna put u all in an easy to escape cell. MUHAHHAHAHA!" [B]Later, at the easy to escape cell which is located in town...[/B] "Muhahahha!" Mass Nova laughs evilly. "You shall never escape. NEVER! Now, listen closely. In case of injury or you needing to go to the bathroom, here's the key to the cage. Now NO ESCAPING!" He storms off back to his hideout.

[B]What the? Mass Nova isn't there! Where could he be?[/B] [B]Later, near the heroes, Mass Nova walks around sneakily. There he is! That silly Mass Nova. Always up to mischief![/B] "Quiet announcer guy!" Mass Nova hushes. "MASS NOVA!" Angel cries out. "CURSES!" Mass Nova takes a vine hanging from a tree and swings over to Angel and takes her. Unfortunately, with his luck, the vine snaps, Angel lands safely with the others, and Mass Nova falls down the steep cliff that for some odd reason showed up... hmm... "Ow..." Mass Nova whimpers. He then climbs up and walks over to the heroes, faintly saying "Get them Destructo." The stone robot controlled by magic walks up to the heroes and prepares for combat. It also trips over a pebble. Mass Nova is forced to pick it up and place it on it's feet. THEN THE REIN OF TERROR FINALLY BEGAN! Actually, a local dog came along and picked it up in his jaws and ran off with it. Mass Nova and to beat the dog senseless, getting beatin' himself, before bringing back Destructo to finish the heroes. NOW, FINALLY, THE REIN OF TERROR BEGINS!

[SIZE=4]MUHAHAHAHA!!![/SIZE] "What is it now sir?" The henchman asked. "I have made a new secret weapon!" "What now? A beetle that shouts battle cries?" "That'll be for next time, minion. For now, it shall be DESTRUCTO!!!" A stone robot pops up (no. it's not technology. A robot controlled by magic and he's made of stone!). "MUHAHAHAHHAA!" "Umm... sir..." The henchman walks up to the robot and it turns out to be 1/8 of his size. "Yeeeaaahhh... How's it suppose to-" The henchman was blasted into nothingness. "Muhahahahahaha-wait... that isn't funny. Those henchman cost 20 gold pieces a pound! CURSES! Bah... it's getting late. I'll wait 'til morn." Walks off to bed. [B]Later, the heros take camp...[/B]

[B]Later, in Mass Nova's Evil Secret Lair Not Known To Many...[/B] Mass Nova laughs evilly. "My plans shall be unstoppable! No one can stop me! NO ONE, I SAY! That's right world! You can't stop my plans for eating this sub." Takes out a sub and munches it. "Oh God that's good." Sees a red light flash and runs over to the control panel, tripping as he does so. "'Ood 'od!" He says, sub flying on the main screen from his mouth. "'E'oes 'twespassing on my poperty!" He swallows and looks over to his henchmen. "I want them destroyed so I can eat my sub in peace! Get the secret Weapon!" "Oh no, sir! Not the secret weapon!" Mass Nova chuckles at his henchman who trembles in fear. "Yes. The secret Weapon." "Not the secret wea-" "YES THE DAMN SECRET WEAPON! NOW GET MOVING OR I'LL HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR TEETH SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROUT YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT ON THIS FREAKIN' SUB TO EAT IT!!!" The henchman runs off as Mass Nova laughs loudly then chokes on the sub.

Sorry Vilearchangemon, we have about 3 others with the dark type. Only one's suppose to have dark. besides, i think this is closed. no one is playing anyways. Oh well...

Suddenly, a gang of goblins spring from the bushes. About 4 of them in the pack. They carried daggers and small wooden Shields. Angel and Djen jumped as they startled them. Sure enough, their leader comes out of the bushes also, his cape getting caught on the thorns. "Curses! I hate these damned bushes! Goblins! Attack them! They're trespassing!" "Trespassing?" Angel quoted, "This is a free land." "Not anymore. I-DANG THESE THORNS!" He tugs on his cape and gashes his finger on one of the thorns while doing so. "Ouchies! I'm bleeding! I may die! Goblins! Take care of them. I must make it to my EVIL SECRET LAIR before I die!" The goblins gang up on the two. "Let's kick their butts." Djen said and they began fighting.

For one thing, Angel, you must make a new thread in the Games/Stories Forum. You shouldn't do the story in the Sign Up Forum.

uh huh... okay then... my profile's better ^^ *looks at Jupitersun who's glaring* ACK!

There ya are. Your evil villian. name: Mass Nova age: Unknown sex: Male class/race: Sorcerer/Unknown weapons: Soul Blade, Caltic Shield, Shimmer Launcher, Exploding Bombs, Arrows description: An evil guy that wants to do evil things. Plain and simple, right? bio: No information found identifying marks or clothing: Evil looking armor. Well said. alignment: Evil, but not very bright

So... your in Landis City, I presume. And if the villagers give off any important information, please allow me to post it. I mean, u can storm up a convo with them. Be my guest with that ^^

You don't seem to be too late to me. No one has even posted in the REAL thread "Combat Evolved". I hate when people sign up and don't even do anything in it... it seems like everyone is like that. Here. This is the thread: [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11567]Click here.[/URL]

it's gone. Remember people, the Combat Evolved thread is up. Go for it.

I have no idea. They better choose another one or all the elements will be gone.

Alright. Look for the Combat Evolved thread now open! Enjoy!