Dragon Warrior

[IMG]http://www.itsmysite.com/dwarrior/files/CombatEvolved.gif.swf[/IMG] The moment you ShardLords have been waiting for. Combat Evolved begins. You all own your own realms. When you collect a Shard of Life, the shard will be automatically teleported to your realm's vault. No one can travel to your realm just to break into your vault. Yet, you may travel to other ShardLords' realms as you please. You may not all be placed into the Green Realm. [B]GREEN REALM[/B] Welcome to the green realm. This land is all forest and it's cities are made of trees or a type of building material known as "treia". The areas of Green Realm known to you are: Landis City- a tree village Moodu Forest- One of the largest forests in this realm Mallard Lagoon- A peaceful swamp. Seems risky to go there. Enjoy the Green Realm and start searching for them! To figure out where they may be, ask people found in the areas that are said. New areas will open to you soon.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Harlequin [/i] [B]Nicely developed.[/QUOTE] Naturally. Ahem... this is a good team. More than I expected to get in such a beginning. I made a big RPG Production earlier called Dragon Tamer and it didn't get as many hits so fast. That one was doing fine, but it hit rock bottom. BUT THIS ONE WON'T. Let's make sure of that ;) Oh and Atomic Sock and Hybird, I'm sorry. You'll have to change your magic type. SS Trunks seems to of claimed Dark first. And that's okay, The Harlequin. Zookies. Wraiths. What ever goes, right? :D Oh, and the game will start shortly. I'll contact this thread when it has began. Thank you for joining.

[IMG]http://www.itsmysite.com/dwarrior/files/CombatEvolved.gif.swf[/IMG] Welcome to Combat Evolved. This RPG is like a mission kind. You must do many side quests also, but you'll see in the game. Of course, the main idea of the game is to warp through different realms to collect the different Shards of Life. Collect them all and become king of your realm (everyone gets their own realm to begin with and 1 Shard of Life). If someone else gets to the Shard of Life you want first, you may fight for it. Of course, you must be in the same area to do such. It's a race for the Shards. Are you up for it? _______________________________________ When signing up, complete the following application to be a ShardLord. Name of Chara: Race: (See race list) Warrior Type: (See Warrior Type List) Shards: 1 (all start with 1 Shard) Magic Type: (See magic list) HP: 50 (all start at 50) ATK: 20 (All start at 20) LVL: 1 (Everyone starts at 1) Please place these stats in your sig. It'd help everyone. ________________________________________ [B]The Lists[/B] Race: 2 or more people can be the same race. It doesn't effect stats at all. The fact is, they're just for fun and a cool way to make yourself different. Choose from: Dragons, Gryphons, Gargoyles, Imps, Human, Elf, High Elf, Dwarf, Halfing, Orge, Troll, Zookie (a ghost creature). If there are any that you don't see and wanna see, check up with me. I'll add more ^^ Warrior Type: These effect stats greatly when growing levels. It doesn't effect level one but as you go on, it'll change your appearance. It also effects which spells you learn. Warrior- 100% armed/0% Magic Mage- 0% armed/100% Magic Socerer- 20% armed/80% Magic Archer- 60% armed/40% Magic Paladin- 80% armed/20% Magic Druid- 40% armed/60% Magic Choose one and go on to Magic Type. Magic Type: This will effect which spells you learn. If you are a warrior, this is disabled for you. If you are a Mage, this would be your best priority. Choose a magic type. First person to sign up gets to choose whatever type he or she wishes. The last one picks the scraps. In other words, each type can only go to one person. 2 people can't have the same type. Sorry. This makes you unique. Fire Thunder Water/Ice Earth Wind Dark Light Curses If you have all this done, congrats and welcome to Combat Evolved. It'll begin once we have at least 3 ShardLords.

I'm in too. My chara is Real.

Yes. Dude stories do bring back memories. And also, I'm changing the series name to [SIZE=4]DISASTERPIECE THEATRE[/SIZE] MUHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

Well, all have different opinions. Maybe just a few dungeons would work for me.

Yes. that's why it's a trademark to Zelda. Zelda games are mainly dungeons. Some dislike them. Some love 'em.

Umm... I'm confused as of what you just said, but that may be because everyone around me are talking and I can't concentrate on what you just said. ^^

Yes. I have beaten them too. But wearily, you can make a decent RPG without the dungeons. Sidequests can make the game long anc complicated like they do in Golden Sun. In Golden Sun, there's puzzles you must solve along on your side quests which, I must say, are way funner than the dungeons. Yet, the dungeons are a trademark of the Zelda series. ^^

That night, at ?La? Breadstick?, a fancy resturant? Kobra/Lamb: (walk in) Lamb: Is this the place? Kobra: I guess? it?s what the note said. (They soon see a hand waving to them and they follow to it. Once there, they?re pulled into the seats, guns to their heads) Gangster: Alright. Where?s the money? Kobra: Umm? in a safe? Gangster: Grrr? Lamb: (sweats) The Bank? Gangster2: Uuhh.. Boss? those aren?t the guys. Gangster: Oh. Sorry. Sorry. I thought you two were Python and Sheep. Sorry ?bout that. Lamb: It?s okay. Kobra: Yeah. It happens. (They walk back to the front doors and stand next to a man with a podium) Man at Podium: May I help you two sirs? Kobra: Yes. Were waiting for a Ms. Mongoose and a Ms. Wolf. Man: Oh right! You?re the unfortunate talk show hosts! Lamb: Pardon? Man: Nothing? (silence?) Man: Right this way? (They walk off) [SIZE=4]Blind Date[/SIZE] Announcer: Welcome to Blind Date! Today we have 2 couples double dating. Ooo.. hey don?t know it either. Let?s learn about them? Name- Kobra Occupation: Terrible Talk Show Host Hobby- Acting Stupid/Knitting Name- Lamb Occupation- Also Terrible Talk Show Host Hobby- Ladies (even though he can?t get any) Name- Mongoose Occupation- Waitress at Beavers Hobby- Eating Cobras Name- Wolf Occupation- Waitress at Beavers Hobby- Eating Sheep and Lambs Now let?s see how their double date goes? Kobra: Is this it? Man: Yes, sir. Enjoy your meal. Lamb: Umm? hello? Mongoose: hey. (gets up and strikes a shocking pose) Kobra: You must be Mongoose. Lamb: (turns to see a hideous drooling beast) And you must be? Wolf: (says in a manly voice) Wolf. Call me Wolf. (drools) Lamb: Umm? Mongoose: Please, sit down. (Kobra and Lamb sit next to their dates) Kobra: So? what do you do? Mongoose: Oh? nothing really? just a waitress. Kobra: I?m a talk show host. Mongoose: Hahaha! You can act stupid off the set too. I find that so cute! Lamb: What? (sees the drool) ? ummm? what do you do? Wolf: I am a waitress. Lamb: Rea- (drool falls on Lamb?s arm) ACK! Hey now! Kobra: So, what would you like to eat? Mongoose: Cobra would be ni- I mean steak. I like steak. Kobra: (grins) Lamb: (backs into the end of his booth) So? umm? (feels more drool) ? what would you like to eat? Wolf: MEAT! Lots of it! (drools) Lamb: (backs away further as Wolf gets closer) Waiter! WAITER! Waiter: And what would you 4 like? Kobra: The field mice special, steak raw, and what would you two like? Lamb: A select salad. Wolf: Lambchops! Lots of it! Lamb: (gulps) Waiter: Very good. I?ll be back with your orders. Lamb: (is 2 inches apart with Wolf) Help! Kobra: ? really? That?s how you got to fly an airplane? That?s fascinating! Mongoose: Well, ya know? when your father is head of the world domination unit, you do have a few privileges. Lamb: God help me? Wolf: (drools) Kobra: Wow. Your eyes. Mongoose: Yes? Kobra: They?re like pools of? death. Mongoose: Let me show you why. (They kiss even though it seems like Mongoose is trying to eat Kobra?s head) Lamb: Okay. This is a little uncomfortable. Wolf: Okay! That?s it! It turns out I?m a guy wolf and I want to eat you for dinner. Lamb: Oh. Is that all? WHAT? Wolf: RAGH! (attacks Lamb) Lamb: AHHH! (is being tossed about) (Mongoose and Kobra finish their ?kiss?) Kobra: Wow. That was great. Mongoose: (licks fingers) Sure was. Needs salt. Lamb: AHHHH!!! Later that night, after Kobra and Lamb leave? Lamb: (walks out of the resturant with Kobra, all ripped up) Ow? Kobra: Ya know? I think we should go on another date. Lamb: (stares at Kobra) [B]POW![/B] _______________________________________________ Lamb: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb Show! Audience: HAHAHAHA! Kobra: Why are they all laughing? Camera Man: Ah crap! (fumbles the tape with their date on it and it slides to Lamb?s hooves) Lamb: What?s this? (pops in tape and watches in horror) What the hell? Blind Date? I never- Kobra: Hey! I?m on TV! Cool! Lamb: Idiot? Kobra: Now for weather. [SIZE=4]Channel 6 ½ Weather at Whatever Time it is[/SIZE] Kobra: Today we?re receiving tornados. (A cow flies by) Umm? yeah. I warn you to stay alert. (he ducks barely missing a toilet) I tell you to get in your basements! (gets hit by a unicorn) [B]Please Stand By...[/B] _______________________________________________ Lamb: Kobra is not here at the moment and I don?t know why. (Hospital) Doctor: Get me knives! I need knives! (show) Lamb: I guess he went to eat field mice. (hospital) Doctor: I?m losing him! For God sakes! I?m not losing another one! (Show) Lamb: I guess I?ll start without him. (hospital) Doctor: Almost! C?mon! C?mon! (show) Lamb: Umm? (hospital) Doctor: NO! NO! Nurse: Sir? he?s gone.. Doctor: (crying) So close? so close.. (leaves room) So? sniff sniff? who?s the next patient? Nurse: Kobra from The Kobra and Lamb Show. Doctor: The what? Nurse: The Kobra and Lamb Show. Doctor: The what? Nurse: Just take care of him! (show) Lamb: Alright. How about Lamb Chat! [SIZE=4]Lamb Chat! (Bahh!!!)[/SIZE] Lamb: Lamb here. Today on Lamb Chat, we have special guest Kenny Rogers. Kenny: I need a drink. Lamb: Well, there?s a glass of water right next to yo- Kenny: I meant beer. Beer me! Lamb: But- Kenny: I said beer me, dammit! Lamb: We don?t supply that. Kenny: What? I?ll die! Lamb: Look. I assure you you won?t die. Kenny: I?m dying? Lamb: Kenny? Kenny? calm time.. Kenny: I?m cool? I?m cool? Lamb: Your cool. Good. Calmness? Calmne- Kenny: RARGH! (throws his chair at the camera man) Lamb: get the tranquilizers! Get the tranquilizers! Sniper: (fires tranquilizers at Kenny 20 times) Man in Audience: Good God! That?s enough juice to drop an elephant! Sniper: (tastes the fluid in the tranquilizers) It is Juice. Grape, I believe. Lamb: Get the bigger tranquilizer! Sniper: (throws a huge tranquilizer and it strikes Kenny in the buttcheek) Kenny: RARGH! ROAR!!! Lamb: Drop the net! (net drops from above trapping Kenny) Lamb: Phew! Now that Kenny Rogers has been tamed, we can move on with Fan Mail. [SIZE=4]Fan Mail!!!![/SIZE] Lamb: Were here to- Kobra: I?m back. Audience: (applauds) Lamb: Hey Kobra, you Jabroni. Kobra: Hey! Lamb: Hey Kobra, you Jabroni. Kobra: Hey! Lamb: Hey Kobra, you Jabroni. Kobra: Hey! Lamb: Hey Kobra, you Jabroni. Kobra: Hey! Lamb: Okay. Cut the crap. Well, were about to do some fan mail and- Kobra: Wait! We have some new fan mail! Lamb: No crap. Kobra: No! I meant a new type of fan mail! Lamb: Say what? Kobra: Call us and we may air your message. Lamb: Wow. Good show, you Jabroni. Kobra: Nah. This isn?t a good show. It recieves terrible ratings. Anyways, we have 1 message. It?s from someone named Percy. Here?s his message recording: Message: Hey Kobra. My name is Percy. I was calling because my girlfriend Mongoose left me for some guy named Kobra and I was going to kill myself with this gun? well, here it goes? BANG! ? ? ? ow! Ow ow! okay. So I really didn?t do it. But I will now. Here we go! BANG! Son of a! Okay. This time is real. 3?s a charm. BANG! Oww? the pain? it burns? it burns? What the hell is all the racket? Holy crap! Are you trying to kill yourself, Percy? Well, no more phone for you! Hang up now! But Mom! No buts! Ow Mom! That?s my ear. Ahhh!! Oh great. Your tore it off. Now I have blood on my hands. Well, get off the phone! But- Hang it up no- *click* Lamb: Ya know what. Kobra: What? Lamb: Let?s never do the phone thing again. Kobra: Right. Lamb: Before we leave, we must play this commercial from Jabroni productions: (People playing soccer) You gotta be regenerated when playing. (Man makes a basket) You gotta do all you can. (hockey player hits a puck) And you need a drink that refreshes you. (Gatorade bottle shows up? it?s suddenly knocked over and Lamorade is revealed behind it) Lamorade. Obey the Lamb! You know you want some! Drink it! Cornbread is good! Buy a lot of Lamorade. [B]Is the Lamb in you?[/B] Lamb: I agree. That?s a good product. Kobra: It seems like a rip off of another produ- Lamb: No it doesn?t. Kobra: It seems to be like gato- Lamb: Well, that ends our show. Bye! [SIZE=4]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...[/SIZE]

Well, I don't have people in Lamb Chat that aren't famous (no offense). It just wouldn't be right if I used someone no one knew. Maybe I could use an Elf named Lauren. We'll see.

Kobra: Ah. What a lovely day for a picnic. Lamb: Sure is, and what better place to have one than a radioactive power plant. Kobra: (eats a sandwich glowing with radioactive waste) Mhm? Lamb: I suddenly don?t feel so good? (mutates) Kobra: Same here? (mutates) And so, that?s how Kobra and Lamb got their powers? here?s their other story? Lamb: Gee, Kobra, what a nice day. Kobra: Sure is. Wanna eat paste? Lamb: Okay! ?: Muhahahahaha! There will be no eating paste! Kobra/Lamb: (eating paste) Lamb: Huh? Sorry. Eating paste here. ?: Argh! Alright! Let me start again? (walks off) (smoke floods the set) ?: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA-hack! Cough! Damn this infernal smoke machine! Man! Can I at least make a decent entrance? Kobra: Who the bloody ?ell are you? ?: I am the worst of the evil people. The apocolypse in which legend speaks. I am the terrible pizza crust that the zit-faced pizza boy gave you that Friday night. I am- Lamb: Cut the crap and get to the point! ?: Alright? my name is Dr. Jabroni. Kobra: What a stupid name! Dr. Jabroni: Hey! You hurt my feelings! (starts to cry) Lamb: Kobra! Look what you did! Kobra: Whoops! Lamb: Here, Dr. Jabroni? have a cookie. (bends down) Dr. Jabroni: Ha HA! (punches Lamb) Kobra: Good God no! Dr. Jabroni: Muhahahahahaha-cough cough! Wheeze! Curses! Smoke again! Lamb: Time to kick serious Jabroni ***! [SIZE=3]-Lamb transforms into? SUPERLAMB!-[/SIZE] Super Lamb: Okay! Now for you, Kobra! Kobra: Right! [SIZE=3]-Kobra transforms into... KOBRA!-[/SIZE] Dr. Jabroni: Well? that was embarrassing? (They all start fighting) Dr. Jabroni: (Kicks Lamb) [B]POW![/B] Lamb: (punches Dr. Jabroni) [B]BAM![/B] Kobra: (Bites Lamb) [B]CRUNCH![/B] Lamb: Ow! Hey! Dr. Jabroni: (socks Lamb) [B]OW![/B] Lamb: That?s it! Laser Eye Beam! ? Lamb: I said, Laser Eye Beam! umm? [B]FAILURE![/B] Lamb: Shut up! Dr. Jabroni: Now I have you two where I want you? Grandpa Lamb: Not so fast! Dr. Jabroni: Good God! It?s? it?s? Grandpa Lamb: Galactic Grandpa! (raises cane and strikes Dr. Jabroni on the head) Galactic Grandpa does 4,000,000 dmg on Dr. Jabroni! Dr. Jabroni: I?m melting! MELTING! Mel? ? Galactic Grandpa: Well, that was unexpected? And so, Galactic Grandpa saved the day ag- (Movie cut short) Lamb: What the hell? He didn?t! We did! Kobra and I! Grandpa Lamb: Yeah? whatever? Kobra: Ahem? now that our beginning skit is over, we can eat paste and start the show. Audience: (applauds) Lamb: That?s right, Kobra. Kobra: Say, you wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? Lamb: Why not. In fact, that is the theme of our show. Kobra: Really? (blows a bubble and it pops) Lamb: Wow! Who thinks that they can beat Kobra at this? Audience: (many raise hands) Lamb: You there! (points to a boy) What?s your name? Boy: Ben. Lamb: Beeennn??? Ben: Ben Dover. Lamb: I most certainly will not! Ben: No! That?s my name! Lamb: Oohh.. still? I won?t? Ben: Yeesh. Lamb: Alright, you two. Ready? here we go! (Ben and Kobra make bubbles) Kobra: (Hi bubble pops and poison flies on Ben) Ben: (collapses) ACK! IGIT! OOO! Lamb: Well, that was unexpected. Kobra: Umm? oops? Lamb: Well, while the paramedics rush Ben off to the hospital, we?ll take a short intermission. [SIZE=3]Kobra and Lamb: The unexpected can be expected? or some crap like that..[/SIZE] Kobra: Were now back. Who wants to be the next to blow bubbles? (Wall breaks open and the dust clears. Dr. Jabroni is revealed) Dr. Jabroni: MUHAHAHAHA! I?ve returned! (piece of roof falls on Dr. Jabroni knocking him unconscious) Lamb: Umm? okay? Kobra: And now, let?s do fan mail! [SIZE=4]FAN MAIL!!![/SIZE] Kobra: Welcome to the fan mail part of our show. Today- Man in Audience: WOOHOO! FAN MAIL! Kobra: Umm? yes? Lamb: Today we- Man: YES YES YES! FAN MAIL! BOOYAH BABY! THAT?S THE STUFF! Lamb: Will you shut up! Man: ? Kobra: Right. Anyways- Man: YES! That man was slain. Lamb: Ahem? anyways. The first letter is from Mongoose of Michigan, Illonois. It?s for Kobra. Mongoose writes: [I]Dear Kobra,[/I] [I]I am a big fan. I love how you act stupid on the show.[/I] Lamb: Act? I mean? anyways? [I]Anyways, I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime. I?m a hot blond waiting for you. And one more thing. Why does your name start with a "K"?[/I] [I]Sincerely, Mongoose[/I] [I]PS: I have a friend named Wolf. She likes Lamb. If they want to go on a double date, that?d be nice.[/I] Kobra: Hmm? sounds good. Lamb: I dunno. This Mongoose gives me an itch in my wool? (turns to see a camera man tickling him) STOP! Kobra: Hmm? oh, and as for my name? It?s because of- [B]The show is receiving technique difficulties. At least ?til Kobra finishes answering this question?[/B] Kobra: And that?s why? Lamb: Wow. That gorrilla really cared about you. Kobra: Yeah? well, anyways? here?s the next letter. It?s from Rubberman of Websterville, Rhode Island. Rubberman writes to both of us: [I]Dear Kobra and Lamb,[/I] [I]How do you think we should solve world hunger?[/I] [I]Sincerely, Rubberman[/I] Lamb: What the hell was that? Kobra: I have no idea? Lamb: Do we look like the kind of people- er? I mean, animals that would do such a thing? Kobra: I eat field mice. Lamb: Wha? Kobra: I eat field mice. Lamb: But? what does that? have to do with any- oh well. Kobra: Now for Lamb Chat! [SIZE=4]LAMB CHAT (BAHH!!!)[/SIZE] Lamb: Lamb here, with Lamb Chat. Today on Lamb Chat, we have special guests Mark Hamill and Yoda. Yoda: Haha! Jabroni, you are! Hehe! Lamb: Umm? Yeah? Mark: Ya know, Yoda. Shut the **** up! Yoda: Wanna go, you do? Mark: Ya know, you?re a terrible JedI Master! Yoda: HUH? (lifts Luke up and hurls him into a wall) Asswipe, you are! Mark: (Gets up) Ya know, I think your gay! You liked riding around on my back a little too much. Yoda: Argh! Mark: Argh! (The two fight) Lamb: Umm? alright? this concludes Lamb Chat? Mark: You homo! I?ll use my light saber on you! Oh wait, that wouldn?t work. You like long shafts! Yoda: To hell, you go! ____________________________________________________ Lamb: And now, you Jabroni audience, Kobra with the weather. [SIZE=4]Channel 6 ½ Weather at Whatever Time it is[/SIZE] Kobra: Umm? hey? (silence in the audience) Kobra: Strangely, it?s raining ice cream. And all the show?s employees went out and got some. (licks ice cream) Oh God that?s good. And also, there seems to be a Meteor Shower going on and- (gets crushed by a Meteor) ______________________________________________________________________ And so, Ash and his Pokemon friends are leaving home once more. Ash: See ya, Mom! Mom: Bye, honey! Bring back a lot of money so I don?t owe that nice man! Ash: Okay! (walks down the road into the sunset?) (suddenly a Meteor crushes him and Pikachu) Mom: Oh my Goodness! Lamb: Sorry. That?d be ours. Sorry. Sorry. (Lamb and Kobra pick the meteor up and walk off) Kobra: Once again? sorry? ____________________________________________________ Lamb: Well, that concludes the show. Later! [B]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...[/B]

I dunno, but I do believe Dragon Tamer is slowly fading away as did Robobo... sad, this is.

You people have obviously never read any other Dude Stories. This is a series already and has been for about a year. I don't know how many stories so far, but maybe near 10 of them and well over 30 pages worth. If I recall, my favorite was Robin in the Hood ([I]Robin Hood Remake[/I]) and my least fave is Dudes in Wonderland ([I]Alice in Wonderland Remake[/I]), but they are all good stories. I've decided to do a certain story that I've been putting back for a long time now. I don't know why I did. I guess because of Epi 2 coming. My next Dude Story is: [SIZE=3]Dude Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Dentist[/SIZE] MUHAHAHAHAA! And for Ravenstorture's delight, I'll put in trout farms.

Heh. Yeah. I guess I did post kind of weird. I'm not talking about Spaceworld2000/2001. Link wasn't even fighting Ganondorf in the ss I was looking at. In one of them, it looked like a giant ganon O.o But besides that, who really cares about graphics? I care about the game itself. Nothin more. Graphics are just a bonus :D

That may work. Yet, we made Robobo 2 and still people left. Ya see, what you need is new stuff in it. If you have a look at my "Dragon Tamer" thread I made, it may have some ideas you could use if you wanted to. The thread is in Games/RPGs, of course.

Announcer: The battle is heating up, folks! Diven recieves 7 dmg! Kizu prepares for his move! Current Status: Zeak- 25 HP Diven- 49 HP Yes, this is accurate.

I've seen screenshots of Zelda for GCN also. Oddly, it's all 3D. Kizu said it was from Spaceworld2000, but it's not. Supposedly it's from another Zelda GCN. I looked at some pictures that were from Spaceworld 2000 and believe me, the graphics are way better in the new Zelda game than they are for Spaceworld 2000. Have you ever seen Final Fantasy the movie? It's close to those graphics. I've never seen Zelda look so good. Hopefully, this is another really good Zelda game for GCN. I look forward to both.

Oh. I see what he wants. Fine with me. 1 Axe Blade 2 --- 3 Head 4 Attacks Sydney!

Unfortunately, not during battle. Never give up hope, tho.

Diven recieves 7 dmg! Kizu prepares for his move! Current stats: Axel- 40 HP Kizu- 56 HP

I know you'll judge it, but I'm just stating the point. ^^

Heh. Thanx. I'm an author so I know where to space ;) I'll supply more stories soon. The next shall be: [SIZE=3]Hansel and Gredel Strike Back![/SIZE] Yes, it involves the dudes, of course.

I hear there will be a few dungeons in the new Zelda for GCN. That's gonna be sweet! Have you seen screenshots? No pixels. It looks so real. I'm saving up for a GCN and that and SSB Melee are what I'm gettin' first ^^

haha! Q: What is the noise Aries makes when he scores? A: Traffic Jam