Dragon Warrior

dude, S_M, are u sure u wanna be Samus. I mean, that's a girl. But I'm not being mean to your decision.

Once Britty posts her stats. Oh, and Amber and DF1477.

u shall suffer Britty... not really. I just wanted to say that. :naughty:

hm. I think we should make our ages the same as the ones we have now for it'll make it seem better. So I'll just edit my age from 18 to 14 :D badaboom!

coo. Britty's joining. :devil: heh heh.

okay. the following is people and their elements: Me- Lightening Britty- Wind Kool- Earth Amber- Water DF- Fire ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next following is my chara Name: Ryu Hoyashi Age: 14 Weapon: Ragnarok (Konei Rocka's sword) Element: Lightening

np. now let me draw the elements. Oh and while i am, here's the stats: Name: Age: Weapon: (use basics) Element: Edit this part when u know your element.

hmm... 5 people. is there a saying that says 5 is company? Or was that 3 or 4. Well, welcome to the crew Kool. But your the last. I will draw 5 elements out of my magical RedWings hat. Each person will get 1 element at random.

Indeed there is but that won't be revealeds til we begin. We have all 4 players: Me Britty SSJ Chic Dragonfire1477 I'll tell u how to do your stats in 1 momento.

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Well, you'll see Britty, once it begins. If no one joins soon, I'll make it just us 3. I thought 4 was a good even :D

Ya know Majin, that's what I wanna do. Become an actor when I'm a cool adult. Comedy is my gig :cool:

Okay. Seer Sanctum shall start soon and I have the following characters: Britty Me and SSJ Chic I need 1 more guy for this RPG. But no goofing off and you must be able to at least post on every page.

Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb show once again! Lamb: Today we have a special new addition to our show. Fan mail! Audience: Ooo! Kobra: Indeed. It?s very exciting. Lamb: But we?ll get to that later. For now, it?s time to see a clip from the new movie, Titanic 2. Jack: Never let go, Rose! Never let go! Rose: I won?t! Jack: Good ?cause there?s man-eating piranhas down there and-AHHH!!! Rose: I dropped him! Audience: Oops! Butterfingers! Lamb: *sits and stares* Kobra: What kind of crap was that? Lamb: I don?t know, but it looks terrible. Kobra: Hmm. Grandpa Lamb: *rides in on motor-powered wheelchair* That movie will at least make better hits than you Jabronis! Audience: *applauds* Lamb: Well, well. If it isn?t the Alzheimer Express. Grandpa Lamb: Ha ha. Kobra: Wow, Grandpa Lamb. You made it away from that monster? Grandpa Lamb: Darn right, you no-limbed Jabroni you! I had to fight off it?s furious claws and teeth. They were jagged and sharp and dangerous and all that good stuff. Monster: *walks in* Actually, I let him go ?cause I thought it was embarrassing for him. He screams like a girl. Grandpa Lamb: Monster! You were suppose to keep that a secret! Monster: It slipped. Kobra: Riiiiiight. Lamb: Anyways, now for fan mail! [SIZE=3]Fan Mail!!!![/SIZE] Kobra: That?s right, you Jabronis. Fan mail time! Lamb: Hmm? This first letter is from Stuart of Pennsylvania. Stuart writes: [I]Dear Lamb,[/I] [I]I have had one question out of all the questions in the world ever since I?ve seen your show. Here it is: Are you related to Lamb Chop?[/I] [I]Sincerely,[/I] [I]Stuart[/I] Kobra: HAHAHAHA!! Lamb: Dude! Shut up, you Jabroni. Grandpa Lamb: Haha! Lamb Chop. Lamb: That?d make you related to her too, Grandpa Jabroni. Grandpa Lamb: ? Lamb: Just to inform you Stuart, no I?m not. And another thing? [B]if you write another question like that I?ll rip your gizzard out with my bare hooves![/B] I mean, thanks for writing. Here?s another letter. The writing?s a little sloppy. Heh, it seems like this person didn?t have any arms. Kobra: Heh. Go figure. *shifts eyes* Lamb: It reads: [I]Dear Lamb,[/I] [I]Is there something in my teeth? I swear, I ate this field mouse for breakfast and it seems to be sticking.[/I] [I]Your pal,[/I] [I]Kobra[/I] Lamb: What the hell was that? You went through all the trouble of sending me this even though you could just ask me here. Kobra: Well, yes. But could you answer me? Lamb: Okay? let me see. *takes a look at Kobra?s choppers* Seems clear to me. Kobra: Oh yeah. That may be because I drank something after I sent the letter. Lamb: ? Kobra: that?s all we have for Fan mail today everyone! And don?t forget we need more fan mail! So get those Jabroni asses of yours working on a letter! [SIZE=3]Lamb Chat (Bahh!!)[/SIZE] Lamb: Okay everyone! It?s time for Lamb Chat! Today on Lamb Chat, I have.. Kobra? What are you doing here? Kobra: Why, I?m the special guest on Lamb Chat. Lamb: What the bloody ?ell? No your not! Kobra: Am too! Lamb: *shakes head* Kobra: Go ahead. Ask me something. Lamb: What happened to your brain? Kobra: Oh. Not sure. Ask me something easy. Lamb: Okay. What?s 2 plus 2? Kobra: I said easy, you Jabroni. Lamb: Riiiight? Well, that?s all the time we have for today! Cya! Kobra: 8! It?s 8! Lamb: Just shut up. [SIZE=4]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...[/SIZE]

Character: Adult Link Special Move: Blade Boomarang Special Finishing Move: Super Sword Blast (powers up and fires his sword at the enemy) Helping Move: Koroki Heal Terminating Move: Bomb slash (Jumps high into the air and comes down spinning in a frenzy to make a defening drill)

wow. Sounds nifty. What's in the magizines?

Man. I feel sorry for ya Lady Macaiodh. *shudders* skid-marked panties.

Active worlds? Is that some kind of forum?

Thank you. Thank you. But remember, I need fanmail so send it in. I have some already but i need more. :D

Grandpa Lamb: Yep. Why, back in my day, we used pine needles as our toothbrushes. Lamb: Grandpa? What are you doing here? The show?s about to begin! Grandpa Lamb: What are you talking about, you young Jabroni. The show has started. Lamb: WHAT? *sees camera rolling* Oh dang it! Go on Grandpa, we got a show to do! Grandpa Lamb: Alright. Alright. No hurry. I?ll leave you and your freakish no-limbs friend to do your Jabroni show. *walks off the set* Kobra: Phew! I was starting to think he?d never leave! Lamb: Yeah. Ahem? Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb show! Kobra: We were just informed of a new product from Jabroni productions. Lamb: That?s right, Kobra. Introducing, LAMEBOY! Kobra: It?s the ultimate entertaining hand held system that doesn?t entertain. Lamb: In fact, it?s so boring that you?ll rot out of your skull. Kobra: But, still, it?s compatible with Gameboy games. *Plays Mario* Lamb: How are you playing that if you have no limbs? Kobra: But I do! See! *pauses game and shows Lamb his arms* Lamb: What the- where did you get those? Kobra: Umm.. lost and found? Lamb: *sigh* anyways, now a word from our sponsor? [SIZE=3]And now, from Jabroni Productions...[/SIZE] Announcer: It?s Poke?mon! But not just Poke?mon? it?s a new MOVIE!!! Brought to you by the makers of Jabroni?s on Ice and Rudolph the Jabroni Reindeer. Watch Smash the Poke?mon Slayer kill off the world?s cutest and stupidest characters. Smash: Oh wow! A Pikachu! Pikachu: Pikachu! *drinks bottle of beer* Smash: Go Atom Bomb! [SIZE=4]BoOM!!!![/SIZE] Announcer: This loveable story will fill your hearts? with love? and hatred! Now take your kids to see this movie? [B]If you know what?s good for them.[/B] [SIZE=3]Now back to the show?[/SIZE] Lamb: Okay, now about this Lameboy? Grandpa Lamb: It sucks! Lamb: Oh no. Not again.. Grandpa Lamb: Why, back in my day, all we had to play with was- Lamb: Let me guess. Marbles? Grandpa Lamb: No! Grandpa Fighter! It was a sweet-*** video game! Check it out! *pushes a button and a screen pops up in front of the audience* *Starts to play the game* Game: Grandpa does 4000000 damage to the Darkasaur with his cane! Grandpa Lamb: Oh yeah! Lamb: An old man, especially you, couldn?t do that to a 200 foot tall monster from the prehistoric ages. Grandpa Lamb: Stop! Your ruining my childhood memories. Why, I could whoop a monster?s butt right now if I had the chance! (monster comes out and drags Grandpa Lamb away) Kobra: Mhm? well? anyways? now that Grandpa Lamb is being dragged off to his doom, we?ll begin Lamb Chat. [SIZE=3]Lamb Chat (bahh!)[/SIZE] Lamb: Today on Lamb Chat, we have guest star, Sean Connery. Sean: Thank you. Thank you. Lamb: So Sean, if that?s your real name? Sean: *arches his eyebrow* Lamb: How?s the hood? Sean: I don?t live in the hood. Lamb: Then how?s The Rock? Sean: The Rock was a movie, you idiot. Lamb: Now, now Sean. On here, we don?t say mean things like idiot. We say asswipe, Jabroni, retard, stupid Mother F***er and such. Sean: Okay you ****************************! (Sean Connery was dragged off to his doom as well) Lamb: Well, all you Jabroni?s out there, that concludes our show. Sean: OH MY GOD! THE PAIN! Kobra/lamb: ? Kobra: We?ll see you tomorrow. Sean: IT HURTS! IT HURTS!!! ? Lamb: So fare- Sean: OUCHIES!!! Lamb: Will you shut up! Sean: ? sorry? Lamb: Ahem? Goodbye all! Kobra: Later! [SIZE=3]This has been a Jabroni broadcasting?[/SIZE]

Okay... now I'm completely lost. What's White Dwarf and Mordiem?

True. I disliked this one the most.

You may now start sending in fan mail to the Kobra & Lamb show! Ask questions and maybe your question will be answered in Episode 3 premeiring Sunday. Send all feedback and fanmail to: [email]drake_shadow@hotmail.com[/email] Thank you for your help. -Jabroni Productions :naughty:

But you can't change your element now. You've already used Earth in the story.

well, all I have to say is, Don't miss tomorrow's episode. It'll be right here.