Dragon Warrior

What was Ryu's element again? Fire? Well, I want to change it to Thunder cause lightening is my thing. :D hehe.

I've fenced in a tournament and won it. But then again, I've never taken a class. I want to.

Most likely tomorrow. I already have the whole episode planned out.

This is not my best work, but it'll start in advance. It's not a part of my Dude Stories collection either. Enjoy people. PS: It's somewhat of a talk show staring a cobra named Kobra and a lamb named Lamb. The Kobra and Lamb Show Episode 1 Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb show. Lamb: Why is your name first? Kobra: ?Cause we must give the people what they want. Me. Lamb: Oh. Okay? WHAT? Kobra: Anyways, today on Kobra and Lamb, we shall talk about the new hit flick Lord of the Rings. Oooo! How exciting! Lamb: It wasn?t all that bad. Kobra: That it was, Lamb. That it was. In fact, it was better than plenty of the movies us two have seen. Like Harry Potty, Pothead, what is it? Lamb: Potter. Kobra: Oh right. Harry Potter. Lamb: And Gone in 60 Seconds which I was when the movie began. Kobra: Heh. Yeah. Good times. But what we like about Lord of the Rings is, it was long. And a long movie means getting away from the family for 3 hours. Wink, wink. Lamb: And that crazy old guy wizard. He made a few laughs here and there. Kobra: His name was Gandalf you Jabroni. Lamb: Ah yes. Right, right. But that is not the point. The point is, we give the movie 4 stars. Kobra: Wha-what? We didn?t discuss that! Lamb: Oh, well, I thought we did. Kobra: Bullcrap we did! In fact, The script writers didn?t even tell us we were reviewing Lord of the Rings. Lamb: That?s bogie then. We will have to open a can of whoop-*** on them then. Kobra: Well, dude, you?ll have to open the whoop-*** for I have no arms or legs to open a can even with a kid?s can opener. Lamb: Well I have no hands. I have hooves! Don?t you see? I am a lamb! Kobra: Well nuts. (silence?) Lamb: Wanna just drop something heavy on them? Kobra: Sure. Why not. Lamb: Okay. Anyways. now that the death of the script writers is settled, we shall go onto our next part of the show. Lamb Chat *Bahh!!* Lamb: That?s right, ladies and gents. It?s time for Lamb Chat with me, Lamb. Kobra?s probably off stuffing his face with our staff?s buffet table. But enough of that. Today we have special guest, Harry Pothead. Harry: Uh, that?s Potter. Lamb: Don?t try to fool me. Harry: *gulp* Lamb: Now Harry, what did you think of that invisibility cape? I know you were planning some mischievous things with it. I know you were. Harry: I? don?t know what you mean, Mr. Lamb. Lamb: Yes you do! You wanted to sneak in the girl?s dorm, didn?t you? I see that smile. Harry: This is crazy. Can?t we get back to regular chatting. Lamb: Oh fine. Your no fun. So, what did you think of being stranded on an island with only a volleyball as your friend? Harry: What? That was Castaway starring Tom Hanks. Lamb: And that reminds me *tosses Harry Potter off the stage*, That movie was goofy. So now, let?s talk with a cast member. How are you doing? Wilson: ? Lamb: ? Wilson: ? Lamb: ? Wilson: ? *air starts to come out* *flattens* Lamb: We?ll be back after a word from our sponsor. The rubber ball! Announcer: It bounces! Audience: Ooo! Announcer: It is rubber! Audience: Aww! Announcer: It?s a circular shape! Audience: *cheers* Were now back to the show! Lamb: Okay? that product was a waste. I could pull a better one out of my-what the? Were on? Umm.. I mean, of course were on. Hey everyone and welcome back. Kobra: We are going to talk to our special guest, Chester. Hey Chester. Chester: Hey! Lamb: Woah. Stay out of the cereal. Your too hyper. Chester: But it?s my own cereal! I made it up! See! *shows a cardboard box that says Chester Crunchies* Kobra: Not only is that name disturbing, but that is just a box. Lamb: There?s also nothing in it and if there was, it?d be illegal to sell it. Chester: ? Lamb/Kobra: ? Chester: Want some of my cereal? Lamb: No! Kobra: Oh! Look at the time! It?s time to go. Lamb: But we still have 5 minutes lef- Ow! I mean, see you people! This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...

hm? You've made a comic. Same here. And no Britty, I do not mean Pineapple Vengence. I should make another...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majora's Mask [/i] [B]My thoughts? It's a very good picture! I like the detail of the skin. Sometimes when I draw Dragons, I put in every individual scale....It takes me about half an hour when I have a normal sized drawing! I to enjoy seeing other peeps art! Keep it up, DW! [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah. I've done that with my dragons too. They take forever, but look extra neat once completed.

It was asked for and here it is! Another Dude Story from my wide collection i have written! Dudes in Wonderland By the creator of Dudes Wars It all started one afternoon. Two dudes were chillin? in the warming sun. They sat with their cat. They didn?t have time to name it so it?s name was? ?Here Cat Dude! Dinner time! I want chicken. I want liver. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!? Cat Dude ran up to Dude 1 and started to munch away. ?Good Cat Dude.? Suddenly, without notice, they were sucked into a portal. Not much of a reason that they were. They just?.. were. Poor Cat Dude was left behind with the whole bag of Meow Mix. Cat Dude smiled deviously. Later, in another world? ?Where are we, dude?? ?Dude! I don?t know!? They were falling. They couldn?t see anything below them then suddenly they started to smack into clocks. The clocks just sat in mid air as the 2 dudes smashed into them. Once they were once again conscious, they got up and walked out through this lighted doorway. They looked around, dazed and confused. ?Dude. It?s like a wonderland!? shouts one Dude. The other Dude nodded in agreement. They just stood there, looking around, their jaws drop open. That?s when a white bunny passes and is carrying a Grand Father Clock. ?Gosh dang it! I?m late! Get outta my way you little freaks!? ?He needs to take a chill pill.? says one dude. The bunny stopped short. He turned his head slowly and glared at the talking Dude. He marched up to the Dude and stuck his face in the Dude?s face. ?Ya wanna go? Come on! I?ll take you down!? The bunny actually had an advantage. He was as tall as the Dude. The bunny pushed Dude 1. ?Bring it! I got the skill. I?m game!? The bunny started to dance around Dude 1 with his arms crossed doing the Russian dance. ?You?re a little weakling! You?re a little weakling! You?re a little *kicks dude 1* weakling! You?re a little *kicks Dude 1* weakling!? That?s when the bunny was sliced in half by Dude 1?s light saber. He puts it away and speaks, ?Stole it from Luke.? The 2 dudes walked on and finally came to this table and a door the size of a hand. ?Riiiiiight?. how are we suppose to get through that door.? ?Simple.? says the other dude coming up to the door. He kicks at it and one of the strangest things happen. The door bites his leg and hangs on for dear life! ?Ahhhh!? screams Dude 2. He slams into the table and this food falls into his mouth. He swallows. Once conscious again, he notices he?s about 2 inches high and the door is eating his torso. ?Get off!? he yelled. Then suddenly Dude 1 appears beside him. ?How did we shrink.? Dude 1 asks. Dude 2 turns to him. ?Oh yeah! Like I?m Mr. Know-Everything-in-the-world! How should I know.? They sulk. Then a big wave crashes through the doorway and takes the 2 dudes out to sea. They wash up on a shore and for some reason, they are in a forest and not by a ocean. Another weird thing is they were normal size again. ?This place gets weirder and weirder. I say we give up this act and go to our trailers.? A camera man waves to the 2 Dudes to tell them to stay on stage. ?Fine! But I better get 200 bucks for this scene!? one dude complains. They continue on the ?So-called Stage.? They come across a cat with a strange gaze. They watched him as he watched them pass. ?Yo cat! You better get them eyes checked or something. That doesn?t look good.? ?So you are the destined dudes that will meet the Queen of Darts.? the cat says. ?The names BadEye Cat. Don?t mind the name. It?s not right.? ?You better believe it?s right. It looks like a bird has been at it for days.? The cat glares it?s bulging eye at the Dude. The dude backed down. ?Go down the road to the Rad Hatter and the DJ Hare. You must defeat the Queen of Darts by beating her in a darts match and saying the words Clatea Varockta Nictu. You got that?? The 2 dudes nodded and ran off down the road. ?Good.? says the Cat to himself, ?They are in a hurry to complete their mission.? ?Mission?? says Dude 1. ?We just wanna get away from his eye. It freaks me out!? They ran through this gate and they stopped in front of a huge table. This long table was stretched from a garden to a house. It was about a football field length. That?s when the 2 dudes noticed a guy in rapper?s clothes sittin in a chair at one end. At the other end was a rabbit. ?Yo yo yo! Waazzzzup my homies!? yelled the big-hat freak. He jumped up and leaped down from the table in front of the 2 dudes. ?Yo! I?m the Rad Hatter! And this is the DJ Hare.? The 2 dudes nod to the DJ and he nodded back. ?What brings you to our crib?? ?We are suppose to go to the Queen of Dart?s castle and defeat her in darts then say the words Clatea Varockta Nictu.? ?Oh! I see Homie G. Well, DJ and I can help you out by leading you to Mrs. Queenies? crib! Right this way my Homely G.? the 2 walked off and the 2 dudes traveled behind. Just as they were coming close to the castle they ran into these twins. ?Yo! We are Tweedlepee and Tweedledung!? The Rad Hatter came up to one (I can?t tell the difference between the 2) and pushed him over. ?Told you not to come on my turf, punk! What?s wrong? BadEye cat got your tounge?? Tweedle-something-or-other nodded and the BadEye cat popped outta his mouth. Don?t ask me how. This is a fantasy. ?Ewww! Tweedle spit! Anyways, I don?t like how you are not getting to the castle! Messin with these losers is not apart of your quest!? ?Were not on your turf! Your on ours!? complained Tweedle-what?s-his-face. Suddenly Darth Grader popped up and said, ?Wait! There?s only one person who can solve something this weird!? ?Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!? yelled the audience. ?Thanks everyone.? said Jerry. ?Today?s subject is *I?m trying to get home from Wonderland but the Tweedle-bunch-munches are in my way and some rappers are no help.* Here?s the 2 dudes!? Everyone applauses as the 2 dudes take their seats. ?Now what?s the problem, dudes?? Jerry asks. Dude 2 talks, ?Well, you see, our problem is-? He was interrupted by Rad Hatter being thrown onto the set from back stage. Then the tweedle-dumb brothers ran up to him and starting kicking his face. The DJ Hare collided with Tweedle-whatever and the 2 dudes went after Jerry for no reason. Darth grabbed the microphone and came up to the camera and said, ?We will be right back.? Jerry tackles him. ?That?s my line you over grown exhaust pipe!? Later, after the show? ?I can?t believe we killed Jerry Springer!? Dude 1 said in amazement. They all nodded. ?Well, we must finish what we started!? Rad Hatter, DJ Hare, and the Tweedle-retards went at it again with the punching and kicking and pulling of the eye lashes. ?Go! Go to the castle!? the BadEye Cat told the 2 dudes before being pulled into the combat. The 2 dudes took off down the road again from the highly-damaged Jerry Springer stage. They came across a huge party house. Lights flashing, pictures I can?t talk about because this is rated PG, hobos sittin? next to the trash cans. It was a crazy shindig inside. They entered and everyone was partying. Suddenly Dude 2 was crushed by a huge, fat lady. She got up but Dude 2 couldn?t move. ?Whoops! Watch where your standing!? said the lady. ?I am the Queen of Darts.? The 2 dudes mouths dropped open. ?Good gosh! She?s to big to play darts with.? ?She isn?t the Queen of Darts. I am!? Yelled a voice from across the room. The 2 dudes made sighs of relief. A even bigger lady approached them. ?It just gets even more worse.? Later, at the Dart area of the party house? ?Watch and learn.? She threw her dart and it hit a man in the eye. Dude 1 threw a dart and it made perfect Bull?s Eye. ?Lucky shot!? She threw another and it went behind her and hit a waiter. ?Whoops!? Dude 2 threw a dart and it splits Dude 1?s right in half making another perfect Bull?s Eye. ?If I miss this next one,? said the Queen, ?You win.? She threw the dart and it hit a man and bounced off him and hit another and bounced off him and it continued like that til everyone was dead except for the queen and the 2 dudes. ?Riiiiiight. We win.? ?No you don?t! White bunny guy!? That one bad attitude bunny came up to the queen?s side. ?Take care of these jokers.? she instructed. The bunny approached the 2 dudes and started punching, kicking, slapping and plainly beating the crap outta them. He stood up and laughed. Then he was shot through the head. ?Dude! This is PG. Remember?? reminded Dude 1. ?Screw PG. I got what it takes to win.? and he blew on the barrel of his shotgun. ?Now say the words, dude.? Dude 1 approached the frightened Queen. ?Clatea Varockta Ni?ni?umm. I forgot.? Dude 2 slaps his forehead. ?Wait! I have an idea!? and Dude 1 continues. ?Clatea Varockta Ni- *coughs*.? There. I said it.? The queen then turned into the wicked witch of the west and stood before the dudes with her broom. ?Good job, butt wipe.? Dude 2 whispered to Dude 1. Dude 1 punched him. ?I?ll get you my pretty and your little cat t-? she was also shot through the head. ?Yeeeaaaa.? says Dude 2 putting his shotgun away. ?You dissed Cat Dude. His name is Cat Dude.? The BadEye Cat then appeared in front of the dudes. ?Good work dudes. You said the words and..? he saw the witch blow to pieces. ?Riiiiiiiiight. You idiots. get outta Wonderland before you shoot out my other eye.? The BadEye Cat placed red shoes on Dude 1?s feet and said, ?Now just say there?s no place like TV. There?s no place like TV.? Dude 1 and 2 said this and before they knew it, they were in their living room. ?That was weird, dude.? Dude 2 agreed. Cat Dude climbed up onto the couch and he was fat! ?Meeeoooww!? groaned Cat Dude. Dudes 1 and 2, Darth Grader, Rad Hatter, the wicked witch of the west, tweedle-weirdos, DJ Hare, BadEye Cat, and some other peoples all laughed at Cat Dude. Yes?even Jerry laughed. THE END

Twisted is a good thing, my friend.

The rest of the day was sucked of it's wonders for it had to much adventures for it's hours. Siren stayed by Silva's side as did Ragear, Shiva, Kam and Raven. As for Ryu, he was up for some exploring. "Hmm... The tropics are odd right now. The trees seem to glow." Ryu studied the plants as he passed, but forgot to look where he was going. "What the-" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "There. Done and done. Your leg should be better now. You may have been on it, but this forest possesses some strong medical plants." Siren smiled as Silva stood and walked around as if she was trying on new shoes. "Nice job, Siren. I don't feel a thing!" Silva enjoyed this even though she REALLY couldn't feel a thing. "Oh. The numbness will fade in time." Ragear sniffed Silva's leg. "All 'ether?" "Yes. All better." Silva smiled. She then heard a yelp. "Could taht be Ryu." She grabbed her bow and arrow and started through the forest, Ragear and Shiva tagging from behind. "But wait! What about us!" Siren, Kam, and Raven stood about to follow when they heard a roar from a hollow stump nearby. "What was that?" Raven asked.Suddenly, a giant ape beast leaps out of the stump and at the heros. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ow. Woah. I must of fell through a hole or something." Ryu said, rubbing his head. [I]Ryyyyyuuuuuu....[/I] "Huh? Yeah?" [I]Ryyyuu...[/I] "What? Is that you Ragear?" [I]Ryyuuu... come here... I want to show you something...[/I] "Silva?" [I]Come Ryu...[/I] "Shiva? Who are you? Show yourself." Ryu got up and walked toward the voice. [I]I'm right here Ryu.[/I] "Okay then, where?" Ryu turned and went face to face with a ghost. At that time, Silva dropped in through the hole and stood infront of Ryu and the Ghost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Where did Silva go?" Shiva asked. "Me don't kno'." Ragear said sniffing the ground.

Okay okay. I will once I get the chance. Most likely tomorrow and I'll inform u all when i have the Dude Stories website up.

"No!" Ryu cries and he loosens the grip of Tor's on his head and takes Silva as he leaps to the ground again. Placing Silva down, he lines up next to Siren, both preparing to fight. "I warn you! I do not want anyone in my way! I will destory you if I must!" "Stop!" A man in a red suit stepped out of the bushes. He walked over to Tor's side, keeping his eyes on Siren and Ryu. "Mylo." Siren grumbled. "You know this guy too? Geesh!" Ryu grumbled. "Yes. It is I, Mylo! And this, this is Tor." "I know that! Why are you in your Syplin form and not your beast form?" "I find my Syplin form more attractive, don't you think? As for Tor, he's more on brute strength than looks. Heh. Good luck fighting him. Infact, good luck fighting either one of us." "You mean...?" "Yes, Siren. We shall fight you until you join us!" "Well, get your sword ready because I'll vanquish you before I ever join your clan!" "Er..." Ryu stood, lost in thought. "Hm. You shall join us!!!" Mylo continued. "Over my dead body!" Siren argued. "That can be arranged." Mylo unleashed his sword, leaping at Siren, "You shall join the Dark Syplins or die!" Ryu matched his sword with Mylo's blocking the blow. Siren made haste and pulled out her weapon. Ragear leaped at Tor, gnawing on it's leg. Tor quickly rushed Ragear into a band of trees, kncoking the poor dragon flat. Silva sat but didn't sit and stare. "Shiva!" Immediatly, Shiva emerged from the trees, blowing down all with her. The trees collided with Tor knocking him clear down a hill and over a cliff. "Did..." Silva questioned, "Did Tor just die?" "Let's hope so." Shiva roared, trying to keep her rage down 'til needed. Mylo unleashed a powerful blast that knocked both Ryu and Siren on the ground. He started stabbing the ground where the two were until he got Siren's arm. She screamed out in pain as Mylo laughed. "Will you join now? OOF!!" Ryu jump kicked Mylo in the gut sending him every way. Ryu was angered wildly, giving him brute strength. Mylo couldn't keep up with Ryu's agility and as his for his fate, he was pummeled down. "Ermm... This is not the end." Mylo disppeared, leaving Ryu on his knees, tired. Siren and Silv were wounded and as for Ragear. Shiva laid down to rest.

oh believe me, i have over 20 pages of these stories.

OKay dudes and dudettes! Another Christmas Dude Story... er.. poem is here! Read up! ?Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood, not a creature was stirring, and it?s all good. All the traps were hung by the chimney with dare, In the hope St. Nicholas soon would be there. ?We?ll trap him!? Dude 1 did say, ?For never giving us stuff, he?ll pay.? Then what to their wondering eyes should appear, A miniature car and a man drinking beer. A little old driver so boring and slow, They knew in a moment it must be a hobo. ?Hobo?s don?t have cars.? Dude 2 says quick. ?If it?s not a hobo, it must be St. Nick!? And more slower than sloths His dogs all came, As he shouted "On Stupid!" And each dog's name. And so up to the house top The dogs soon climbed, With the sleighs full of toys and fat Santa behind. Down the chimney he came With a grunt and a fall. He landed on the traps, ?OW!!? he did call. He spoke not a word But went straight to his work, leaving the 2 dudes saying ?Man, what a jerk.? And laying his finger up into his nose, Then hitting his head on the chimney as he rose; But they heard him say As he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to al-? The two dudes shot a missile at his sleigh to their own delight.

Don't worry Liam. I will. Infact, I just posted up "'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style". Check it out.

hehe. Christmas Shoes! I've heard that song before!

well, if you have ever played Magic: The Gathering (awesome card game!!!) then it'll show that imps can also be huge creatures. There's a beast card called the Valcano imp and he's no fuzzy wuzzy.

Yes. Listen to the infected and diseased elf known as Britty. Many many stories i have written. My website will soon be up so they'll be on there. Just u all wait.

i'll post more when i get the chance.

The creature's drool flooded the ground, in hopes it'd get a fine meal. Ryu drew his sword, Silva hiding behind him. She was still not able to fight with her ankle broken. Ryu brushed his blade with his fingertip and pointed the sturdy vertex towards the beast. "Stay away! I'm warning you!" Ryu swung his blade like he was fighting an invisible being. The creature stepped forward and tried to bite the falchion's blade. Ryu quickly withdrew his sword and leaped over atop the creature's head. Drawing his sword again, he shot it down through the monster's back, as the beast cried out in pain. Ryu was thrown towards a tree, but leapt off it as he aimed his feet for the trunk. He flew back at the monster and slashed off his ear as he wizzed through the air past it. "No one treats the great Tor like that!" Tor charged at the standing Ryu. Ryu tried to escape, but he was pummeled into a pack of trees by Tor's incredible force. Tor then tossed Ryu through the air with it's horns. The beast laughed as Ryu barely stood before it. Ryu lifted his heafty sword, and pointed it at the creature. "Don't think you have me beat, Tor. I will vanquish you, in the name of all things good." "Silly mortal. I am no mere beast of the forests you see here. I am a demon. A demon brought by the forces of my savior. You shall choose him as your savior too! Choose him as your master!" "What are you talking about?" "The great savior." "What is his name?" "I can not speak the name of my master. It is confined as the worst thing to say if you are under his order." Tor snorted. He lifted a claw to his head then back down to the dusty forest floors. Ryu kept his sword in his hand, in case Tor found out about surprise attacks. "I will not just join anyone. I wouldn't join such a being anyways. I am not evil." "Oh. But you were a theif! Theives are... evil..." "Stop it!" Silva cried out, surprising everyone, "Ryu's not evil. You can carry your sorry savior-worshipping carcass out of here! We are not here to join you!" Ryu turned back to Tor, "Yeah. Yeah... what she said." Ryu nodded, but Tor didn't stand for it. He roared louder than before. Siren peeked around a tree just in time to see Tor gaining on Ryu. "It is your decision but it's also your fate. You shall die if you will not join my master's side!" And Tor then pounced madly at Ryu.

heh heh. practice, my friend. Practice.

Well said, Noryko. U may not not think you can draw, but u sure do sound like a poet or author. I write stories and poems sometimes. Maybe if u ever do draw something or write something, u could send it to me. :D

heh. Thanx DBZman :D

a midi is a song made with computer music. Pretty much it's the music u hear on websites and home-made video games.

I just finished making my Super Castlevania midi. It's of the first level. Check it out!

Gracias, Athena. At first, I thought it'd be bad, but in the end, I came through :D