Dragon Warrior

[quote name='taperson']I find Otaku to be much safer than Myspace. The people on Otaku don't give too much information, and there aren't pictures of them with hardly any clothes on. On MySpace, however, it is much easier to track someone down, I believe...[/quote] [size=1]Myspace is like a lot of other sites. It, like others, gives you the chance to put up valid information on yourself. It's simply the person's choice to put that information up. They never had to. So basically it's the people there making it unsafe for themselves, not myspace itself. All sites are dangerous for kids and teens these days. Predators can get them anywhere. They can hack through computers and find your IP Address. Even Otaku[b]Boards[/b] is a danger, and you'd be ignorant not to think that. Basically the moment you log onto a website where you have an account, you're taking a risk. People are working on taking care of sexual predators, but what can we really do about it? It's hard to trust someone over the internet.[/size]

[size=1]Despite the conversation is clearly about the [b]day I changed[/b], I'd have to say I don't think I've hit such a day in my life as of yet. I feel I am the same guy as I've always been, with a few minor changes as life goes (which is natural). There hasn't been anything extreme in my life to cause a drastic new me, so I can't accurately say it'll come. I assume it may arrive when an acting opportunity presents itself. Since I want to be a film/television actor, I'd say my first real big gig is what's going to start the new life of Gavin Brown (AKA Me). I know deaths can be tragic, but I don't think it'll make me a new person. When someone close does die, I'm sure I'll be depressed. But all in all, I will try to be my same self for as long as I can.[/size]

Heh, I believe you've mistakened this area for the wrong kind of RPGs :P This is a roleplaying forum, not a gaming forum. Silly willies.

[QUOTE=John]Yeah, I thought they were played by the same guy until I checked it on imdb. The similarity [i]is[/i] peculiar, though. And as for the problems that would come if Tia were able to revive whoever she wanted? Well, I'd be willing to bet that the revival is only temporary, making it much less lucrative and notably a pretty common element in stories that involve people returning from the dead. If it isn't temporary (and she does actually have the power to return people from the dead), then that'd take a hell of a lot of tension out of the third movie.[/QUOTE] That's why I'm saying there's probably a catch to her [spoiler]reviving folks. Otherwise Barbossa came back way too easily and could always come back, whether he turns evil in the last one or not.[/spoiler]

[QUOTE=John]I'm with you, bro. Being that I've completed two years of high school, I've gained a flawless understanding of my fellow man, and how every iota of his mind and personality can be divined by looking at what he wears and who he hangs out with. Yessir, I'm part of a superior breed of human who, of course, won't inevitably end up working in a cubicle next to a [i]popular[/i] kid in ten years. And I, like you, refuse to conform, but that doesn't make me a "non-conformist" because [i]that's just another form of conformity ohemgee[/i], which is a startling revelation that only one as insightful as ourselves could make. I'm so glad I was born with the ability to change preferences and opinions into universal truths.[/QUOTE] I hope you're kidding XD [quote name='Pumpkin][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]When I'm single I can be described as a major flirt, especially back then when I was a major attention whore (*cough*Gavin*cough* J/K), which I can't really stand to be anymore. [/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] Heeeey :P You like attention from me. Don't think you don't.

[size=1]Haha. All those points have been stated already, Ajeh XD But we'll love you anyways. [spoiler]Though I don't think anyone mentioned Davy/Tia and Jack/Elizabeth being parallel. I don't think they're intending anything, but if it works out that way, it's kind of nice. And you're right, you do notice cool things when you don't need to listen to the story. I was watching for things I didn't catch the first two times as well when I went to see it for my third.[/spoiler][/size]

Elizabeth did have some good gags, but it seems most of them are when she interacts with other humorous characters, such as Jack. Mainly it's when [spoiler]she's tricking him or something of the sort. Especially in the end. That wasn't really funny, but she did one-up him, even if I still think she felt something.[/spoiler] I finally watched the [spoiler]monkey part where he steals the gold at the end of the first movie.[/spoiler] I can't believe I never thought of watching after the credits...

Well, it is 5:00 am, but I wanted to claim my spot while I still have a chance. I'll be sure to edit it when I wake from my sleep. [indent][size=1][b]Name:[/b] Cutler Hawkins [b]Age:[/b] 26 [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Specialty:[/b] Demolitions [b]History:[/b] Cutler pursued his career of acting and started off roughly doing small roles and stunts. Gradually he got passed along until he became more of an action star in his films. Eventually he took lead roles as heroes. He still did all his own stunts. Because of this, he was in constant peak physical condition and learned a variety of combat styles including martial arts, fencing, and gun-handling. Sadly his years as a famous actor went downhill as his movies began to get low ratings. Film critics suspected it was Cutler making them horrid and his popularity dropped just as quickly as it had rised. He continued to try and make it back to the top, but to no prevail. Hoping to make a better name for himself in the action hero genre, he picked up actual jobs as a mercenary. He assumed if he was experienced in the field he could portray it in films. He soon learned acting was far more easier than the actual thing, but he soon adapted to it. He found he specialized in bombs and guns, but he was prepared to use any other means necessary to get his work done. He has yet to return to films.[/size][/indent]

Sorry to hear that, jigglyness. Very well. [center][size=5]FINAL ROUND[/size][/center] [b]DUE DATE:[/b] July 25th (or whenever both pieces are submitted) This shall be drawn [b]in full color[/b]. This is your masterpiece of the whole competition. Make it worth your while to claim the title of [i]Dude of Doodles[/i]. You are drawing a realistic picture of scenery. You may use any medium you like for this such as painting, colored pencil, pastels, whichever. But as I said, this is a realism picture. Do not draw abstract or cartoony or anything other than real. There are more requirements. The picture you're doing is of a sunset at sea. Listen carefully to the following so you do not make a mistake. The bottom half of the picture should be the ocean, the top half should be a sky with clouds and of course, the setting sun. In the bottom right-hand corner, make a church tower as if we're viewing this ocean from the air right next to the tower. Then, lastly, in the sea, I want you to draw ships. This picture could quite well take place in the 1700's-1800's, therefore the ships you shall draw must be ships with sails (such as pirate ships). Two ships at a minimum, but draw as many as you wish as long as the sea doesn't look cluttered. This round may take quite some time since there are so many requirements and you must color it fully. That is why you have 'til the 25th. I hope you use your time wisely. Good luck, gents, and soon we shall see who's the true Dude of Doodles.

[size=1]Hold on, folks. This is just two OtakuBoarders' pieces of writing. Parody or not, "plagiarism" or not, they aren't calling the piece their own. They never said they wrote it completely original. At the same time, they took the original script and changed it some. That was the fun of the idea. Please do not get so angry (or whatever you may be) at them simply for some fun. If they were selling this as their own, then sure, they can go to jail because they'd deserve it. But they're posting something fun on OB. I do it all the time. I get laughs, I get people telling me it's not that good. But the reason we do it is because it's fun and to some enjoyable to read. I understand you can have an opinion on it, but I'd stop this childish argument right now since The Boss and Retribution are going to continue writing whether you like it or not. Because there are people who like it still. They've posted in this topic (or some who may even remain silent, but still read). And then there's those of you who don't like it (Boba Fett, Papa Smurf, etc.). Well, okay. Oh well. I'm sure The Boss and Retribution don't mind you don't like it. They can't expect everyone to and if they do, they're dumb and I know they're not dumb, they're intelligent. The style they're using is simply editing the original script. Honestly, I don't give a fig what the "definition" of parody or anything is. In my mind (and most people's as well), a parody just makes fun of something. The dictionary really has no meaning to me here. I find this amusing, probably 'cause I understand some inside jokes. Or maybe I just like how they interpret things as OB. My final point is, just give it a rest. You can grumble about it all you like, but just let people do their own thing. This argument is totally ruining this topic. Constructive critisism is nice, but nobody likes people who go on and on and on. Thanks :)[/size]

[quote name='Shinmaru']I'm not certain how you popular guys and gals put up with that sort of thing. :)[/quote] [size=1]Like I said, I like attention :P[/size]

E-Cards... not a bad idea ;) [img]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/444/slackers1215pb.jpg[/img]

Hah, silly, White. What's in the credits has already been stated somewhere in this thread. But thank you for the confirmation of the [spoiler]locket.[/spoiler] I'll watch for it when I see it again tomorrow :)

[size=1]I'm like The Boss. I don't like saying I am, but I'm aware I am popular. Sounds conceited to say it, so I don't exactly go around announcing it, but hey, you asked the question in the thread. There really isn't anyone at my school that doesn't at least know my name. I know virtually everyone at school and call say hello to someone and get a friendly reply, possibly striking up a conversation. This can be good or bad. Basically if there's an assembly, I'm asked to participate. And during these assemblies, if there's activities where they need a student to come out of the audience and do it, everyone in the crowd will usually shout my name. This can be good in the cases that it's fun to do the activities (and I love being the center of attention), but I may end up making an *** of myself by screwing whatever said activity is up. I'm involved in mostly every organization or group in the school, but only participated in Cross Country really for sports-wise (Track, occassionally). I don't think my popularity went by my looks. I believe it to be my personality, which is probably better because it serves me well. My personality represents a lot of my talents, so in cases like a group project in class, people will argue over who gets me (for my acting skills, art skills, writing skills, humor, etc.), which can be good and bad (bad in the case that I have to someone down). High School was my favorite place to be 'cause everywhere I turned, there was someone friendly and a smile sent back to me. I was loved all around and that's the best feeling ever. It helps that my school is friendly, so it isn't hard to make friends there. I basically like to be liked, so I do my best to be friendly and helpful to anyone around me. That may also have contributed to my popularity. Girls-wise, I always have a bunch liking me, but I'm so picky about them that I never persue any. I don't want anything to do with those who like me whether they're really attractive, really kind, or whatever. I feel like my school doesn't really offer the kind of girl I want. But it does feel nice to have someonee like you, even though you don't see any future with them. In my later High School years, my name got around other schools, so I was surprised when I meet people that they know me. It's mainly my friends mentioning me or possibly me being academics, sports, or school activities. I get invited to a lot of stuff, but hardly attend any of them due to my parents and their strictness. I didn't really start going out and doing stuff 'til this year (like crashing proms, other schools' dances, and occassionally just partying hard--minus drugs and alcohol, of course). Popularity is nice, but a tough thing. I enjoy it, yeah, but it helps build the confidence I need to go into my career of choice, which is TV/movie actor. High School was just preparing me for what I hope to be a bright future. Anyone can be popular, they just got to find the right way in. And just because you're popular doesn't make you slutty, sleezy, stuck-up, conceited, or a jerk. You can be popular for the straight reason that you're nice. Trust me on that. I know from experience.[/size] [b]EDIT:[/b] [QUOTE=Red 6][COLOR=Sienna]Popular people? Bah! My experiance with the popular people is simple: rats. Dirty, stinkin' rats to a person. No personality, no individuality, nothing to speak of. They're wretched creatures who spend all their time making sure they have the right hair or if people like their cloths. They almost never have original opinions and just do things because "Famous Person X" did it. I deliberatly try and remain as unpopular as possible. My opinions and styles are almost never the same as the popular people, and I love it that way. I'm not part of the increasingly popular "Non-Conformist" movement either, because that's basically become a different kind of conformity and popularity. I just basically be my hockey-watching, pizza-eating, computer-game-playing, fat-kid-in-sweatpants self, which is constantly at odds with the "We don't like you because... *guh*" popular people. And yes, this was a massive generalization of popular people, so any popular people here can feel free to call me whatever you feel like. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1]That's what I mean. People are under the impression popularity is bad and if you're popular, you're bad as well. That's too bad.[/size]

[size=1]Quell fired off a few rounds of bullets at the wheels, curving their direction away from him from impact. They returned to Andrea, who wore a dirty smirk across her face. Quell felt he was running low on ammo and needed a break to reload, but Andrea wasn't having it. She continued her wild antics by running across the room once more, chucking the wheels towards Quell, who was, at the time, trying to find more bullets on him. Instead, he saw the wheels at the last second, tried to fire, but instead had the barrels of the guns sawed clear off. Once more, Andrea caught the wheels with a devious smile. Quell looked at the smoking guns, now lacking their barrels and rendering them completely useless. "Shit," he swore. "I see how ya're." Andrea took advantage of Quell being weaponless and made a dash around the room once more, preparing to throw the wheels at her target. She stopped short when an arrow came flying through, hitting the wall in front of her instead of almost taking her head clear off. Wide-eyed, she looked over. Quell stood with a large crossbow in hand, smirking (though you can't exactly tell). "Oh, lookie what I found. I must've fergot I had this." He began firing the arrows again, causing Andrea to make a run for it and dive behind a few tables. The arrows, much like the power behind his bullets, shot clear through the wood of the tabletops and wedged their way into the walls behind. Andrea was on a constant move to get away. Finding anything she could, she began hurling random objects at Quell in an attempt to throw off his assailment. A knife found its way into Quell's left arm, penetrating the tough metal exterior. He peered down at it and grimaced. "Awright, I git yer point," he teased. He let down the crossbow and looked toward the area Andrea was last seen. "I'm all out of arrows anyway." ""I won't fall for that," he could hear her voice call out. He scoped the room, using his excellent hearing to pick up where she is. "Sorry, what's that?" he repeated on purpose. "I won't fall-" Her voice was cut off as a large arrow penetrated the table she was behind, barely touching her and instead pinning her to the wall by her clothes. The surprise caused the wheels to slide a distance away from her. "You lied." "Please, I'm a bounty hunter here. Not a saint." He began to make his way around the bar to get a better shot at killing Andrea with the crossbow. He wanted to finish her with style. Meanwhile, she was trying to unpin herself, but the arrow held strongly in the wall. Instead, she had to pull away, causing her sleeve and a part of her top to tear, leaving just barely enough cloth to cover. "Hoowee!" Quell called out, tipping his hat up a bit. "This just got interesting." "Come and get a closer look," Andrea teased, then dove for her wheels and tossed them just as Quell fired off his crossbow in her direction.[/size]

As we discussed in the AIM chat, I don't think it seems right since [spoiler]Monkey Jack was playing with Barbossa's limp body in Tia's house. Like I said, I don't think he'd just be lying around if he were alive. Hah. But who knows? Your theory could be accurate. I just think, since Tia Dalma said that they need a captain to sail their ship who knows those waters (the waters at the end of the world) and she was referring to Barbossa that he has already been there and/or has been revived due to a journey there.[/spoiler]

Yeah, I know of Farside. I don't find them that amusing, surprisingly XD And darn right you're back, Pumpkin :) Oh, silly, Tobacco Companies trying to look good :) [img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2325/slackers1182sd.jpg[/img] ----------- Continuing a theme of smoking... [img]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3049/slackers1199wq.jpg[/img] ----------- Silly cat burglars... [img]http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5577/slackers1203pp.jpg[/img]

Hah, yes, how "hot" it was ;) What's amusing is Keira is only a few years older than me and I'm nineteen. All her old friends from school and such must be particularly jealous of her for getting to kiss Orlando and [spoiler]Depp in this movie.[/spoiler] Hah, I know girls at my school would be and I doubt it's different in England ;)

Hah, don't worry, Papa Smurf, I was agreeing earlier. I thought Elizabeth was good this time too, I just didn't like [spoiler]the scene where she was complaining at the three as they played with their swords. Hah, it seems forced, as I said before.[/spoiler] And to DaSilva, I considered that theory before too. [spoiler]She talked as if she was the one that broke Davy's heart or something. Even for a voodoo lady, Dalma sure knew a lot about Davy Jones' heart. But I never thought to match the locket with the music box of Davy's. Good eyes ;) And am I the only one who thinks the ring Jack stole from Dalma is going to be important later?[/spoiler]

[center][img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3327/devious1wv.jpg[/img] The following is a dark comedy about a man who must travel deep into the dark reaches of hell (or some kingdom, I dunno) to fight evil (such as vampires, werewolves, zombies, and little girls with cute little outfits). [URL=http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9956/locke1hn.jpg]CLICK HERE[/URL] to see this brave manly man. Then read on... if you dare...[/center] [size=5][b]Episode One: Locke & The Sword of Whatever[/b][/size] [size=2]?Oh, hello. Didn?t see you come in,? said an old man by a campfire. ?Well, I guess you didn?t really come in. But sit down anyways and I?ll tell you a story. I mean it, sit down or else. Ahem? the tale you?re about to hear is something of great fortune. A magic lamp. Yes, curious, are we? Well, you see?? ?You there! Old man!? ?Hm?? the old man looked up. ?Stop that storytelling or you?ll pay,? said a man on a horse. ?Pay what? Is there a tax on storytelling too? Hahaha.? ?Yes.? ?Oh.? ?Now move along. The Great Techno-colored Sage is coming and we must have the streets cleared.? The man on his horse began walking away while the old merchant sneered. ?Yeah, whatever.? Suddenly a deranged purple kitten the size of a horse carriage landed on the old man. Everyone around stared in horror as it breathed fire on their homes and got cat hair in their noses. ?AHHH! MY ALLERGIES!? It was truly a horrible sight. Then it purred. ?Awww,? the peasants said. ?Now that?s just precious,? one spoke. Then the cat ate him alive and the horror proceeded once more. A man (we think it?s a man anyway) in a large flowing rainbow cloak appeared on the cat?s back between its cute little wings. He petted the cat on the back of the neck ?til its eyes closed. It meowed, purred, and crawled up for a nap on the merchant?s corpse. The man(?) in the cloak jumped down and started his way down the road. ?It?s the Great Techno-colored Sage!? shouted a talking bear, who ran into the castle to inform The King. Shortly after, the Sage followed through the large open gates. Soldiers removed their helmets, for they knew this Sage had traveled from afar to be here. They wanted to make a good impression. That and the Sage had chicken nuggets. Maybe he?d give some away? The King had fallen ill as of late and could barely walk to his throne to greet the Sage. He was pale as a sheet and wore his Barney pajamas. The soldiers around knew that meant he was sick. The Sage entered the throne room and approached the large chair at the end of the carpet. Two soldiers accompanied the man in the rainbow cloak as they came to the King. There, their majesty sat upon a velvet cushion, slouching from exhaustion. ?The King must be sick,? whispered a guard as he pointed to the Barney-laden apparel. ?The Great Techno-colored Sage, sir,? said the talking bear. Then he flew out a window never to be seen again. ?The Sage,? the King spoke wearily. ?Finally. What took you so long?? ?I had drugs to deal,? the man in the rainbow cloak spoke. ?Sage has gotsta get paid, son.? ?Word,? the king said. ?Do you have it?? ?Does a bear shit in the woods?? Everyone stared at the Sage questionably. He stood uneasy for a moment, shifting his weight as the gazes grew awkward. ?Yes, I have it.? ?Good,? the King said, carefully getting down from his throne. ?Show us.? The Sage unraveled a cloth and revealed a ball that was hidden within the garment. It flashed red, then blue, then turned completely black before repeating the pattern once more. ?That?s bitchin?,? said one guard. Now everyone stared questionably at him. ?This orb,? continued the Sage, ?will give you what you desire, m?lord.? ?Good,? the King said. ?I need some laxatives.? ?No,? the Sage grunted. ?The summoned hero?? ?Oh yes, he?s important too,? the King muttered, holding his stomach. ?Ooo?? The Sage placed the orb down and allowed the magic to take its course. Fire swirled inside and an eye formed, staring deep within everyone?s souls in the room. ?Sauron?? the Sage peered closely. ?My mistake. Wrong orb.? He quickly switched the orbs and allowed the magic of the new sphere to take its course. The torches flickered, the room flashed, and the orb became a disco ball as groovy 70?s classics played. Then the Sage began his incantation. ?I am summoning the greatest of heroes? preferably a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry rip-off? I am also summoning the most powerful sword known to man and? umm? not man? bring these two items to me right now!? The 70?s music stopped and the room began to change techno-colors, just like the Sage?s robes. The soldiers began to cower with each other like wimps and even the King sucked his thumb in fear, gripping his blankey tightly. Only the Sage stayed focused. There was great special effects handled by THX, then? nothing. Everything was calm for the longest time, then, just when everyone thought nothing would happen, nothing happened. ?What the hey?? the King exclaimed. ?I got my blankey out for nothing?? ?Your blankey, sir?? said a guard. ?Shut up,? the king grumbled, then sucked his thumb. ?Have no fear, sire,? said the Sage. ?My magic is not through.? ?Yeah, yeah, get on with it,? the King pouted. Suddenly, another explosion came and standing before everyone was a tall, hairy, muscular, manly man. ?That?s bitchin?,? said a guard again. ?Did someone say ?annihilate??? spoke the stranger. ?Umm? no,? the King said. ?Oh.? There was an awkward silence. The Sage decided to interrupt. ?Oh, great summoned hero. You are here to save us!? The Sage looked around queerly. ?But where?s the magical sword?? ?I don?t know, but I can?t feel my hand,? the hero said. He lifted up his arm and chopped off a guard?s head. Everyone screamed. ?Good thing I keep those fake guard dolls around,? the King said. ?What in the name of Cerberus? testicles happened to my hand?!? the hero exclaimed. The Sage pondered for a moment. ?When I summoned you at the same time as the sword, it must?ve morphed with you.? ?But my hand, man!? He stared at the sword that was now his new appendage. ?Hey, just be thankful it didn?t replace something else!? the Sage argued. Everyone agreed and looked downward. ?Well, now that you?ve royally screwed me over, what do I have to do here in this wasteland of? uhh? waste.? ?You must plunge the Sword of Power into the Skeleton King?s heart to rid the land of-? ?Wait,? the hero interrupted. ?What did you call it? The Sword of Power? What kind of gay-ass fairy name is that?? ?Umm? I dunno,? the Sage grumbled. ?Why doesn?t it have a cool name like Ragnarok or Masamune or The Sword of Badassness?? ?It?s latched to your arm! You name it.? ?No, I?m good.? ?Ugh.? The Sage continued. ?Plunge the Sword of Whatever into the Skeleton King?s heart and we?ll be rid of him and his evil army forever.? ?Sounds easy enough.? ?You have three days to travel to his evil lair of Loctu Morallus.? ?Where in the name of fine summer squash is that?? ?F?n far away.? ?Then I must be off.? The hero gave a manly man pose and everyone admired. ?So manly,? a guard whispered to another. ?You accept then?? the Sage smiled. ?Duh.? ?Good,? the Sage smirked, holding out a hand to shake. ?Off you go the-AHHH!? The Sage lifted his arm to see a bloody stump at the end. The hero looked at his arm too. ?Whoops. Gotta get used to this thing.? ?Don?t worry about it,? the Sage coughed up blood. ?It?ll heal.? ?I?m leaving then. Your kingdom shall soon be safe from all supernatural shizzle.? Everyone cheered. ?Hooray for? umm? that guy?? ?Yes, what is your name?? the King asked. ?Call me Locke. Locke N?Loade.? ?That?s bitchin?,? said the guard, who was shortly after raped and eaten by koalas for his redundant and rather annoying behavior. Do not mind him. ?Do you need any company?? the Sage asked, still bleeding horribly. ?No, I travel alone,? he said as he swung his sword, chopping off yet another fake guard?s head. He grimaced at the sword. ?It?s going to be hard trying to do things in private from now on.? ?Farewell, brave Locke!? the King said as he turned on his TV. ?Good luck and all that.? And so, Locke set off to kill the Skeleton King. Danger is around every corner and occasionally in circular rooms as well. Locke has to keep a sharp eye and sword out for them. And yes, private time will be a bit more awkward from here on.[/size]

I agree with Dagger. Though many believe Keira was lacking this time around, I still think her character held strong. She was just more adventurous rather than being the one pulled around by all the villains. This time she wasn't the one captured, Will was. The only part I didn't like much was [spoiler]her yelling at the three as they swordfought. That seemed a bit forced like she had to do something while Ragetti and Pintel stole the treasure.[/spoiler]

[quote name='han ki-tae][URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25655']Picture[/URL][/quote] I have to practice my females, I'll give this a stab :) [b]EDIT:[/b] Looks like I need more practice on girls for sure :P [img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5812/elf2sz.jpg[/img] Here's my character now. His name is Dunkus. He's a fat elf who eats a lot of food and always looks out for himself, no others. He's somewhat of a thief, though he gets caught. [img]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2848/dunkus6ij.jpg[/img]

[quote name='Tical']The 'coo' part was very reminiscent of another OB parody...[/quote] Yeah, but he said it was a tribute to me and he somewhat changed it anyways, so it's cool :) Or should I say it's coo'? Anyways, I liked that chapter too. Despite the fact I'm hardly in it ( :mad: ), it had a lot better jokes and somewhat random, slapstick humor. [quote name='Tales From The Archives']The Boss slapped the plate down on the floor, shattering it into pieces (and shattering the FSF leader's heart ;__; ).[/quote] Stuff like "and shattering the FSF leader's heart ;__;" is what I mean. That and, "Seriously, you guys put the 'Special' in Special Forces," are those little jokes that seem right out of a TV show/movie, particularly sitcoms or the like. Keep those kind of jokes coming at a balanced rate and this'll turn out nicely :^D

[quote name='GTK]I totally loved Pintel and Ragetti...[spoiler'] it's nice that while they still sort of served as comic relief that they also actually had a point to being there... plus Ragetti's line about the Bible totally killed me XDDDDD [/spoiler][/quote] Hah. Best line in the whole movie! [spoiler]"It's the Bible. You get credit for tryin'."[/spoiler] That's the old pirate wit I love and miss. I think I'll go see the movie for the hundredth time again :)

Sadly I hate to do this, but this round I must remove someone not for their drawing ability, but for the fact they did not follow directions ;) Han ki-tae I'm afraid drew the Dragon when I said you should draw anyone [i]but[/i] the dragon (but you may draw the dragon as well if you wish). I asked jigglyness if her dragon was the villain dragon and was informed it was a hero dragon there to fight (reminds me of Spyro). Sorry han ki-tae. [center][size=5][b]ROUND V[/b][/size][/center] In this round, we're going artistic. And not just artistic, fancy old fashion artistic. You are redrawing the Mona Lisa. [img]http://www.harley.com/art/abstract-art/images/(davinci)-mona-lisa.jpg[/img] That's right. Draw it in your own style, but try and keep some specifics to it that make it show it's still the Mona Lisa. For those of you who participate in the "Draw My Character" thread here on OB, you may enjoy this round. Have at it! Due date is July 15th. Have fun.