Dragon Warrior

I never cropped the cat picture. That's the way it was taken. I was kind of messing around when I took it and not really looking at it while I was taking the pictures. It just turned out better than I thought it would. But I understand what you mean.

Heh, I didn't think Finland was like the country of Michigan, USA. Around here it's dull landscape with a few scattered barns here and there. You've gotta make due, especially if you're a photographer. And yes, Brynn is quite wonderful :^D

I'm not in the best of moods at the moment and photography tends to make me feel better. So when I saw my cat standing on my drawing table looking out my window, I took advantage. She modeled perfectly for several shots, but I only kept four. I then noticed the winter wonderland outside, so I took a shot outside of a barrel near my house. Then I took some from out my bedroom window. It did make me feel better. I like these. [B]NOTE:[/b] Some images were desaturated in Photoshop (meaning they were turned black and white 'cause they look better that way). [center][img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8877/brynnbw13kc.jpg[/img] [size=1]My Cat, Brynn. [img]http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/2483/brynnbw24bn.jpg[/img] Brynn Again. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5395/brynnbw31oc.jpg[/img] More Brynn. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6461/brynnbw1fr.jpg[/img] Brynn Once More. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5121/barn0lw.jpg[/img] My Neighbor's Barn With My Tree's Branches Poking Into The Scene. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6845/barrel0cb.jpg[/img] The Barrel Outside My House. Probably My Favorite. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3287/hive7qn.jpg[/img] A Beehive Above My Room Outside. [img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3408/mailbox5mk.jpg[/img] My Mailbox. Woo. [img]http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/926/sky1fm.jpg[/img] A Picture Of The Sky. I Took It Of The Sun As Well. [img]http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1697/snowydistance6fy.jpg[/img] Houses In The Snowy Distance. [img]http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9690/trees8et.jpg[/img] Two Trees Directly Outside My Window.[/size][/center] Comment if you wish.

Sean and I came up with this one at a party last night. Not sure how... [center][img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7866/slackers689eu.jpg[/img][/center]

This is a love poem I wrote. It is to be read with all absolute seriousness to get full effect of the humor from it. Humor, I say? Yes, humor! This is a parody of love poetry. If read with a serious (and dramatic, if you can) voice, it can sound quite silly and ridiculous. I actually gave it to a girl at school and she loved me for it. I then read it in front of the school, who cheered happily. So now I give it to you... ... my disasterpiece... [center][b][SIZE=4]To An Okay Lady[/size][/b] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Your love is like something loving. You smell special, And I like your neck. Life without you is like my sandwich Of peanut butter and jelly Minus the peanut butter and jelly, And add expired mayonnaise instead. When I look upon your face, I get happy feelings. When I think of you, I wanna go ?Yay!? When I?m with you, I think of myself as the luckiest guy in the world, And since I?m already the most handsome, That makes me some kind of super human. Rainbows, Puppies, Kittens, Other cute stuff. I get lost in your eyes. Not to say they?re freakishly large and hard to find your way through. You could always use a map, But I?ve always been bad with directions. So I guess I?m just saying? Your eyes are cool. You?re like a cornfield. You have nice ears. I want to frolic in your pig trough of love, oink! I like being with you and stuff. It makes me the opposite of sad, Which would be happy, In this case. We?ll be together forever? ? or at least until I find someone better.[/font][/center] Comments, pwease :3

In all seriousness, the following movie that is parodied here [i]was[/i] okay, but not very extraordinary to me... [center][img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/6797/slackers670df.jpg[/img][/center]

Sorry this is a bit late, but my internet was down until now... [center][img]http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4083/slackers649je.jpg[/img] ---------- [img]http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5079/slackers656lp.jpg[/img] ---------- [img]http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6127/slackers668vb.jpg[/img][/center]

"The Power Is Yours!" is one of my favorites as well. [center][img]http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/805/slackers631yq.jpg[/img][/center]

It does look like they're underwater, now that I see. Sorry for posting this one so late in the day. I was out partying late last night and when I got home early this morning, I crashed before I took off my coat. But here it is, nevertheless... [center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1389/slackers600hc.jpg[/img] ----------- [img]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2135/slackers615mw.jpg[/img] ----------- [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2765/slackers628fk.jpg[/img][/center]

Well, we performed [b]Vinny Boy[/b] for the class today. Unfortunately one of the actors did not show up, so things kind of went under the weather. It didn't get the effect I'd hoped it'd get, but people still liked it. They all laughed at it, so that's what counts to me. Some came up to me and said it was good, so yay. But they did like my other script [b]Counsel This![/b] more. Like I said before, I'm not sure I'll take [b]Vinny Boy[/b] any further. I'm quite busy right now anyhow.

Dragon Warrior enters, distinguished and rather attractive as usual with his ego soaring as high as his charisma. He greets Jinn happily. "Welcome to Otaku[b]Boards[/b]. That was quite the introduction. I like your word usage." He takes a seat and nibbles a pretzel from his pocket. Why there was a pretzel in his pocket, no one will ever know. "I like you already. Not only is this an interesting way to present yourself to the forums, you also used one of my favorite words, which would be 'traversed.' You've got kudos from me." He chokes a little on the pretzel, but is relieved after sipping a box juice. Yes... a box juice. "Enjoy your stay."

I use the font [b]Akbar[/b], which can be found at [url]http://www.dafont.com[/url] [center][img]http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/1274/slackers565hf.jpg[/img] ------- The return of Bart by popular demand! [img]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3387/slackers574fz.jpg[/img] ------- [img]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7829/slackers586xq.jpg[/img] ------- [img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/451/slackers594rp.jpg[/img][/center]

Dangit, Kisha, your thing covers up mine! That's what we get for living in the same town, I guess. No one can see there's a little DW playin' in Michigan ;^D

Many of these situations are real to me and that's exactly what I was going for. Real life is great to parody a lot of the time. I also hate ice in my drink and one night my mom and I got in a big fight 'cause she tried making me put ice in it. It's all very real, yes.

I'm getting more and more interested in the role of the assassin. Being an actor in real life, this is the kind of role I'd die to play, hah. I love the insane (he sounds insane, but depressed insane). You simply must keep me informed of this, so when the sign ups come, I have a chance to register as Monsieur Assassin. :^D I think I understand what you mean by the creature, but I'm just gonna ask if the assassin becomes the creature or owns it. EDIT: How come I never noticed you said "pet"? Question answered.

While I had my in-school suspension the other day, you could say I had a lot of time to think (seven hours of it). So I took the time to write some stories. One I did was a short script (it was an assignment they gave me to do in there) about these gangster brothers, Vinny and Georgio. It was an idea I wanted to play at a long time ago, but never got around to it. Here's just a short scene with the two characters (plus two more unimportant roles). To give you a quick idea, it's like [b]Seinfeld[/b], but with the mafia. When we performed it in class, I played Vinny, my friend Mike played Georgio, and two other people played the waiter and Johnny. [center]---- [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][b]VINNY BOY[/b][/size][/center] [i]INT. LOUIS? RESTAURANT, NEW YORK.[/i] [b]VINNY:[/b] (sits down) Hey there, GEORGIO. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Heya, VINNY. How ye doin?? [b]VINNY:[/b] I?m doin? alright. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (pauses) Okay? [b]VINNY:[/b] Okay what? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What do you mean ?okay what?? [b]VINNY:[/b] You said ?okay? in a questioning manner. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Because you are bein? very rude. [b]VINNY:[/b] How am I bein? rude? I sat down at the table and said "hey", eh? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Then I asked how you?re doin?. [b]VINNY:[/b] What? What about it? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] I don?t seem to recall you askin? me how I?m doin?. [b]VINNY:[/b] (pauses) You?re serious. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Dead serious. [b]VINNY:[/b] You?ve gotta be kiddin? me. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] I?m not kiddin?. [b]VINNY:[/b] Okay, fine. How are ye? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] No. Now the moment is ruined. [b]VINNY:[/b] The moment? What moment? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] The moment. [b]VINNY:[/b] What moment? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Ah, forgettaboutit. (looks at the menu) What does this place have to eat? [b]VINNY:[/b] How should I know? I never come here. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Well, how am I supposed to know you never come here? [b]VINNY:[/b] I don?t expect you to. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Alright then. [b]VINNY:[/b] Okay. (looks at the menu as well) Hey, I?m thirsty. Where?s the waiter, eh? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (shouts at the waiter across the room) Hey, waiter! Let?s get some service over here! [b]VINNY:[/b] No respect. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] None. [b]WAITER:[/b] (walks over to the table) Hello, gentlemen. Can I start you off with some drinks? [b]VINNY:[/b] Yeah, sure ye can. I?ll take a bloody mary, eh? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] No way, VINNY. No alcohol for us. We?ve got work to do after this. [b]VINNY:[/b] Oh, c?mon. I can hold my liquor. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] VINNY, I know you better than anyone else. [b]VINNY:[/b] Oh, you do, do you? How ?bout you get to know my fist a little better too? [b]WAITER:[/b] Should I come back? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] No. We?ll both take Cokes. Cherry Cokes. [b]WAITER:[/b] Very well, sir. I?ll return with your drinks shortly. (walks away) [b]VINNY:[/b] What the hell am I, a kid at Chuckie Cheese?s? Why would I want a Coke? Give me hard liquor! [b]GEORGIO:[/b] You?re gonna be sober for this job, VINNY. I promised FAT TONY. [b]VINNY:[/b] Oh, since when do you keep promises? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Since when I do I keep promises? I always keep my promises. [b]VINNY:[/b] Oh, whatever. You don?t keep jack. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Name a time. [b]VINNY:[/b] Last year. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Okay. [b]VINNY:[/b] At the casino. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] And? [b]VINNY:[/b] That blonde at the roulette table. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Oh, c?mon. You?re still upset about that? [b]VINNY:[/b] You?re damn right I?m still upset about that! C?mon, GEORGIO, you knew I was givin? her the look all night. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] The look? [b]VINNY:[/b] Yeah, the look. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What kind of look? [b]VINNY:[/b] What do you mean ?what kind of look?? I gave her the look! [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Well, hey, if you hadn?t noticed, there is more than one kind of look. [b]VINNY:[/b] It was a look. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What kind of look? Bad look, good look? [b]VINNY:[/b] Ye know? a [i]look[/i]. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Good or bad is what I?m askin?. [b]VINNY:[/b] A good look, alright? I was after her that night, wasn?t I? And where?s that damn waiter with our drinks? I?m dyin? here! [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Look, VINNY, you know I didn?t mean nothin? by it. The past is the past. Let bygones be bygones. [b]VINNY:[/b] (considers it for a moment) This ain?t over. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (picking up the menu again) Yeah, yeah. [b]WAITER:[/b] (walks over and places the drinks on the table) Your drinks, sirs. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Yeah, thanks. [b]WAITER:[/b] Are you ready to order? [b]VINNY:[/b] Nah, not yet. We?re still decidin?. Now get! Go on! [b]WAITER:[/b] I?ll return shortly. (walks off quickly from fright) [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (smirks) Wow. [b]VINNY:[/b] What? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (laughs a little bit) Wow. [b]VINNY:[/b] What?s so funny? What? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Did you see that waiter's tie? [b]VINNY:[/b] What, the red one? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (sarcastically) No, the polka-dotted one. Of course the red one, you idiot! [b]VINNY:[/b] What about it? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] It completely clashes with the rest of the suit. I mean, it?s an awful shade of red in the first place, but really? [b]VINNY:[/b] I see what you mean. No style. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] No style whatsoever. [b]VINNY:[/b] Then again, it?s restaurant policy. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] But it looks like his blind mother dressed him. [b]VINNY:[/b] (looks into his Coke) Oh, this is jus? great. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What is it? [b]VINNY:[/b] I forgot to tell him no ice in my Coke. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Why would you do that? [b]VINNY:[/b] I hate ice in my drinks. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Why? [b]VINNY:[/b] ?Cause then it melts and waters down the drink. It?s disgusting! [b]GEORGIO:[/b] I see what you mean. [b]VINNY:[/b] The drink will get to room temperature eventually anyways. It completely renders the ice useless. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Right. [b]VINNY:[/b] It?s just delaying the inevitable. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] As well as making the refreshment not that refreshing. [b]VINNY:[/b] Exactly. Nobody wants a warm, watery Coke. Am I right or am I right? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] It?s unsanitary. [b]JOHNNY:[/b] (walks over) Hey, guys! (sits in the third chair) [b]VINNY:[/b] (surprised and happy) JOHNNY! (realizes what?s going on) Wait, JOHNNY? What?s JOHNNY doin' here? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] I invited him to lunch. [b]VINNY:[/b] [i]Our[/i] lunch? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What do you mean [i]our[/i] lunch? [b]VINNY:[/b] What do ye think I mean? We scheduled to have lunch together. You and me, as brothers. You said we?d do lunch. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] What is this, a date? Can?t someone else join us? [b]VINNY:[/b] Well, sure they can, but I?d like to know a little in advance, thank you. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Alright, next time. I promise. [b]VINNY:[/b] Oh, you promise. Just like how you made that promise about that blonde dame, eh? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Oh, come off it, VINNY. [b]VINNY:[/b] No, you come off it, GEORGIO! [b]JOHNNY:[/b] Maybe I should go. [b]VINNY:[/b] No, go ahead and stay. I?m leavin?. Forget this! (gets up and goes) [b]GEORGIO:[/b] VINNY! (after VINNY leaves, he pauses and thinks) Ohhh, boy? [b]JOHNNY:[/b] Sorry, GEORGIO. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Eh, forgettaboutit. So how ye doin?? [b]JOHNNY:[/b] I?m well. (picks up the menu) And famished. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Okay? [b]JOHNNY:[/b] Okay. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] (a little more annoyed) Okay? [b]JOHNNY:[/b] Okay what? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] I can?t help but notice you didn?t ask me how I?m doing. [b]JOHNNY:[/b] What, is that a rule? [b]GEORGIO:[/b] It?s common curtosy. [b]JOHNNY:[/b] ?Cause no one told me there was a rulebook to manners. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] There ain?t no damn rulebook! [b]JOHNNY:[/b] I didn?t know when you sat down, it?s a rule that you ask someone how they?re doing. Maybe they don?t want to tell you how they?re doing, so it?s kind of a waste of time. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] No. No, it?s not. It?s something you do when you sit down. You ask them how they?re doin?. [b]JOHNNY:[/b] Well, sorry, Mr. Bigshot. [b]GEORGIO:[/b] Dat?s it. I?m outta here too! (gets up and leaves) [b]JOHNNY:[/b] (sits by himself in silence, then sees the Coke) Oh, is that Coke? (looks in it) Eww, there?s ice in it. No, thank you.[/FONT] ---------------- I wanted to make it a series, but I don't think I'll do it. Comments, please.

Well, we draw them out on paper first and then when I get home, I'll make them on the computer. [center][img]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7991/slackers557cx.jpg[/img][/center]

At least until Raccoon Glory stood up on his chair, clenching his spoon, "I have an announcement to make." Everyone turned towards Raccoon Glory except for The Blue Nomad who looked toward a plant in the corner of the room. "What is it, plant?" "Umm, over here," Otakubot poked at Blue Nomad. He turned towards the raccoon with custard on his face. "My announcement is..." "Where'd that custer come from?" Super Absorbent asked. "Really, I didn't use custard," Baby Punk arched an eyebrow. "Listen to the announcement!" Raccoon Glory squeaked. "Aww, he squeaked," Baby Punk cooed. "Quiet, Earth Lady!" he snarled adorably. "I have an announcement." "Get on with it," Captain Death scowled. "Alright." Raccoon Glory allowed a long, dramatic silence before he let the words slip his mouth. He puffed out his chest, which actually made him look fatter than before, and gave a heroic smile towards the others, which actually just showed off the gunk stuck in his teeth. A member or two turned away in disgust. After what seemed like hours of chest-puffing and teeth-picking, Glory finally spoke his mind. "I have to use the restroom." He hopped down from his chair and scampered away out of the room on all-fours. Everyone stared blankly for a moment. "Who wants dessert?" Baby Punk asked cheerfully to break the silence. "GOD NO! PLEASE!" everyone shouted and ran out of the room after Raccoon Glory (Tiger Girl 3 may have even hissed a little in the process of escaping). "They could've just excused themselves," Baby Punk mumbled. [b]A few minutes later...[/b] Raccoon Glory flushed his tree (yes, he has a tree in the bathroom) and climbed up onto the sink to wash his hands. It was a bit slippery up on the sink, so it was no surprise his paws couldn't grab any traction. His feet went out from under him and into the sink he went, hitting his head on the faucet. His body clogged the drain, so the water just filled the sink up around his limp body. Before completely going unconscious, he did say one last word. "Rosebud." Meanwhile, Blue Nomad happened to be coming down that same hallway at the time when he suddenly got a whiff of something rank. "Holy Hotpockets, what smells like wet dog?" He opened the bathroom door since it appeared to be where the horrific smell was coming from and he immediately spotted his raccoon friend in the sink. "Oh," he muttered, then closed the bathroom door behind him. Walking down the hallway again, he weakly called out, "Tiger Girl 3, Raccoon Glory is sleeping in the sink again." He then stormed in his room mumbling, "Dumb raccoon... gets to sleep in the sink... why can't [i]I[/i] sleep in the sink, huh? Am I too [i]BIG[/i] to sleep in the sink? Or am I too [i]lame[/i] to? I'll show them." [b]An hour later...[/b] "Oh boy, I need a shower," Banshee said, moving towards the bathroom door. She then noticed water coming out from under the door. She entered the bathroom to find Raccoon Glory passed out in one sink and the Blue Nomad in another. They both had bumps on their heads, revealing the fact that they both had hit their heads on the faucet, for different reasons, of course. "Oh, for the love of Super Friends..."

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1][CENTER]|[B]Gavin[/B]|[/CENTER] Before DW steeples his fingers together and pats himself on the back for another earned vote... [/SIZE][/QUOTE] What am I, sittin' in a chair laughing deviously at every vote I get? Umm... I never got to vote last year, so I will this year for definitely. Here goes... [b]White:[/b] One of my better pals this year. You know there are people who don't always get as much recognition on OB if they aren't as popular as others. White has been here a long time, though, and has been known by many names. I have known him through all of them, but we have shared good times whether it's the wild west or plundering treasure as pirates. Good times, White. Good times. [b]The Gavins:[/b] I was thinking about this one for a while if I should even do it. Hah, it seems selfish, but I only know of one other Gavin on OB and he obviously goes under the screen name of Gavin. We're like brothers, Gavin and I, for the reason that we are both Gavin. He is the only other Gavin I know in my life (not counting Gavin McGraw, but he counts not) and to me, that means somethin' :) [b]OB Stories:[/b] The stories made on OB have grown accustomed to using members from the very forum in their stories. I know I have done this for a long time, but others have too, so I'm not just saying this is about me. We have tales from Solo Tremaine's [u]OtakuBoards: Enter The Net[/u] to Athena's [u]Bikini Bandits[/u], which is making its successful return to our Anthology. Even some other members are trying to their hand at this style and seeing what results they get. We even have one member who is successfully making a serious OB tale. Congrats to all our talented authors. It brings a lot of joy to a member when they see they are recognized, even in a story. [b]The Game Maker Thread:[/b] This group of people is working its way to becoming a larger community. We use programs to make games, we help one another with problems, we play contests (well, not yet, but we will), all in hopes that someday there will be a Game-Making Forum here on OB. But for now, we enjoy our quiet little niche in the "PC/Mac" forum. Game Makers unite! That's all I can consider as of right now.

Heh, the dog and cat one came to us while watching [u]Air Bud 2: World Pup[/u] in Environmental Bio. after our exam. The cookiest things come from Disney flicks... [center][img]http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9229/slackers547lp.jpg[/img][/center]

The sun is just making idle chit-chat. Nothin' special. He's just plainly saying to Earth that he never really thought about how he's a sun. It's like how humans think, "Woah, I'm human. What's the meaning in life?" It's really not that complex of a comic XD [center][img]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4101/slackers530vn.jpg[/img][/center]

Mainly I don't think a hero is needed. Like I said before, the Princess can save herself. She seems fully capable. That or things may not go right for the villains in some circumstances. The assassin is depressed, so he can't work completely in certain situations. And the cousin, depending on his personality, can have troubles with his schemes as well. There's numerous possibilities, but there isn't always a need for a knight in shining armor.

Sean and I decided when we hit 100 comics, he's coming over to my house and we're partying! I hope it's on the weekend :^D [center][img]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2256/slackers516zi.jpg[/img] --------- [img]http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/2093/slackers521dv.jpg[/img][/center]

Dude, this thread was over ages ago. Come on, don't bring back this discussion. We all realize it's a bad idea to have a forum or even a thread dedicated to flaming and arguing. People saying they hate their lives is different than insulting someone. What's done is done. There will never be a forum on OB for flaming and spam.

Curious idea. I'm interested in seeing how you plan on playing this out. After all, there doesn't seem to be any sign of a hero unless the Princess herself is going to be the one rescuing herself. I like the assassin, personally. He has a great background and personality that would be fun to mold and play with. If I sign up, I'm sure I'd be him. Nevertheless, like I said before, I'd like to know how you're going to do this. And how you'll extend this into a full-fledged RPG.