Dragon Warrior

[QUOTE=Dirt][b][color=#006400]Oh, and DW-- I believe they're changing "Super Grover" to "Super-Mundane Grover"... he just sits on a bench and reties his shoes or something...[/color][/b][b][color=#006400][/color][/b] [b][color=#006400][/color][/b] [b][color=#006400][/color][/b][/QUOTE] Liar! You lie to me! >:^O Grover shall not sink to such a crude level. And there's now a petition going around (I dunno where, so no asking >:^O) to save Sesame Street from killing off their classic character Cookie Monster. I know, they're not taking Cookie Monster away from the show, but they might as well if they do this! Geruff! :^O

Thanks everyone... and a special thanks to Your Mother for a flippin' sweet screen name (keep it real!). And JT, it's good to know someone else is aware of Neil Simon's work (surprisingly, not a lot of people I've mentioned him to knew him). I wasn't really thinking of The Odd Couple while writing this, but after I posted it, I felt it was a good example to explain the relationship between my character and Chewy. And maybe there's a book on Han Solo and Chewy's past. I bet someone would know in the Star Wars 411 thread :P [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

The idea of Chewy and my character was to make it seem like a couple, but not exactly in terms of being gay. If you've ever seen Neil Simon's [b]The Odd Couple[/b], you'd understand what I mean. But yeah, in a sense, it's like they're together, but they're not. Just... yeah... [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

That's an idea I've played around with for a while, but Star Wars parodies are so overdone (not to mention I've done them a million times). Chances are this was just a one time thing. A stroke of genius? :^O And sorry for the disturbing parts. But you know me; I can't have comedy without a part to make you shudder. Silly gay Jabba. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

And so I make another stupid short story :P [center][img]http://img204.exs.cx/img204/7167/chewbaccapals2xz.jpg[/img][/center] Yeah, there was a time I was pals with Chewbacca. He wasn?t a bad guy, not at all. He could smell a little now and then, but it was costly to buy about ten bottles of dog shampoo a week on our salary. I think the princess put it right when she called him a walking carpet. Bless his soul, he looks like a matted ball of hair and he sure smells like a burnt one too. But you didn?t hear me say that. So, yeah, you could say we were best friends. Of course, people wondered how we kept up conversations. The damn muppet talked Wookie. There were moments even I wondered what he said and if he was swearing at me in secret. Lovely singing voice, though. He could make a record deal. I imagined I should?ve picked up some type of translating device so we could hold a proper conversation, but Wookies break things so easily. My hand can vouche for that (ohhh, the handshakes). So I took up some classes. ?Hello,? I said to the teacher as I entered. He was some type of space monster, so you can realize it was pretty difficult to not stare. That or you can?t stop keeping eye contact with him. Of course, he had two-hundred eyes all around his body, so my point is taken. ?I am here for Wookie Chat 101.? My teacher waved an eye-covered tentacle at a seat in the front of the room. ?Take a seat.? I obeyed. ?Mr. Brown,? he addressed me, ?why are you here?? ?To learn to speak Wookie so my friend Chewbacca and I can have intellectual conversations, ma?am.? ?Sir.? ?Sorry, ma?am.? ?Oh, boy? do you feel this Chewbacca fellow is intelligent enough to help you train in his own speech?? ?Why not?? I shrugged. ?He seems to swear Wookie curses all the time! Lovely singing voice, by the way.? ?I don?t care about his singing voice!? shouted the alien instructor. ?Enough questions for you. I?m going to start the class.? The next few hours consisted of me reading a book about Wookies and their potty-training process followed by a brain-probing that inserted every Wookie word into my head. Now I could talk with my buddy Chewy any time I wanted. And maybe carry a tune with him from time and again. Having done that class, Chewy and I had became even closer than before and took off on intergalactic adventures through time and space. But I?m not saying there weren?t points we had some trouble. Remember when I said he smelt bad? Well, you can imagine how long it takes for a giant mop like him to get clean and beauteous. ?C?mon, Chewy,? I shouted, banging on the bathroom door to the Millennium Falcon. ?I need to go real bad.? ?Gerrraaahhh!? came a shout from within the facility. I slammed on the door again. ?Chewy, you?ve been in there for three hours. I?ve held it in for tha-? ?Gerahhh!? ?No, I will not go outside and do it. It?s the other one.? ?Gerah.? ?There?s no toilet paper.? The door slowly opened and a roll of TP flew into my hands. And just as quickly as it had opened, the door closed again. ?Real cute, Chewy. Now let me in.? ?Rooora raw raw!? ?What do you mean you have your comb stuck in your hair?? ?Raw roora raw geraw!? ?That?s your fault if you?ll be late for your date. A nice wookie like Jennifer shouldn?t be stood-up by a bathroom-hogging hairball.? ?Roora!? ?No, I will not take that back.? ?Raw Rooo reh raw!? ?Will you just let me in for a second? I really need to go!? That pretty much went on until I landed the ship on Endor?s moon and did my business. I don?t even want to talk about those perverted Ewoks. But I suppose the bathroom incidents were some of my smaller problems. ?Bookasa!? ?Heyyyy, Jabba! My main man! What are you doing here?? ?Roowasa Jiblo!? ?Oh, this is your house.? I suddenly felt nervous. ?Sorry about crashing the Falcon into your room. Rough landing.? ?Lolada buwuda.? ?Sure I have your money. But listen, I first have to pay off a few Storm Troopers from Poker Night and then I?ll get your money for the Falcon.? Jabba shook his fat, stubby finger. I hate when he shakes his fat, stubby finger. And where has that finger been? Has anyone else noticed Jabba looks like a fossilized poop? I mean, honestly. The guy looks terrible. And yet, he always has hot babes running around his palace. Of course, he usually feeds them to some hideous monster, but ye know, whatever floats his boat. But I?m getting side-tracked. ?Horudoo momally scabbi-do-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa I?m a scatman!? ?Oh, Jabba. It?s not true. I have all the money, but it?s really important I pay-Oh, forget it. I?m just joshin? ye. I have no flippin? clue what you?re saying right now. In fact, I didn?t know your name was Jabba the Hutt when I first did business with you. I could?ve sworn someone called you Jabba the Sl-? ?? and then she took the Holy Grail and fell through the crack. What a dumb girl. But good ole Indiana?s dad. He saved his son?s butt, I tell ye what.? Jabba seemed puzzled. Then furious. Then hungry. Then furious again. ?Wee-wada bookassa rondoric.? ?Okay, I?m not sure what you said again, but I?ll just assume it means I have seven days to get you your money.? Jabba actually said my fly was unzipped, but I was off like a prom dress before he could even correct my stupid error. In fact, Jabba didn?t want money for the ship. He just wanted a friend? ? yeah, right! Who wants to be friends with a poop? So I hopped into the Falcon with Chewy at my side and took off. This story is about me being friends with Chewbacca, so let me get back to him. He eats a lot. It?s only natural for his size, but I mean, he eats so much, I can?t even think of a witty simile to match it! One time, we went to this diner called ?Die-Ner? (catchy name) and the waiter approached us. ?Can I take your orders, dudes?? asked the zit-covered Rodan (for you primitive people who don?t watch Star Wars, that?s a green thingy?). ?I?ll have a sloptopus sub,? I said. ?Eroo geraw geraw!? Chewy said with a mouthful of salt packets. ?Chewy, take those out of your mouth and speak clearly.? He did. ?Eroo geraw geraw!? ?Sorry, dude, I don?t speak Wookie.? ?He wants a Wookie Meal and don?t skimp on the toy. You wouldn?t want to upset a Wookie.? ?Right on, dude. Is that it?? ?Well, Chewy has a lovely singing voice.? ?Uhhh? and?? ?Yep.? ?O? kay.? ?Good.? ?I?m just gonna go give them your orders now.? ?Carry on.? Okay, maybe that was a bad example of Chewy?s eating habits, but I?m not sure how else to explain how much he eats. And usually after he has a big meal and he goes to sleep, he snores horribly. Why, my nights in bed are terrible. I wake up in the morning with a headache and dreary eyes. One morning I stumbled into the kitchen of the Falcon and slumped over to the cereal cabinet. ?Chewy, you came in late again last night.? ?Roraw?? Chewy mumbled through his teeth. He was eating his favorite breakfast: a bowl of Chewy Treats with Cinnamon Wookie Bites. ?I don?t care that you were out having a good time. You always do, then come to bed late and wake me up with your horrific snoring.? I slammed down my box of Obi-Flakes Cereal and poured myself a bowl. I liked picking out the Obi-Wan marshmallows before digging into the nasty Darth Vader wheat bites. No one actually likes to eat the healthy wheat parts of the cereal. Give kids a whole box of marshmallows, they?ll be happy. Chewbacca kind of just murmured to himself before taking his bowl to the sink and rinsing it. ?You?re not getting away with this one,? I said to him. ?I?m putting my foot down.? I attempted to do just that, but the stool was so high up that I couldn?t reach the floor from my seat. I had to jump down to the grounds first. ?Rooraw raw!? Chewy countered, but I wouldn?t have it. ?No! No more, I said. I had a meal made for us last night and you just blew it off.? Chewy began to storm out of the room, but I tugged on his fur. Big mistake. Next thing I knew I was unconscious in one of our ship?s air vents. Chewy knows he?s strong. Every Wookie is. He uses his damn ability to his advantage too. Shame on him. But I guess it seems like we?re a couple and he?s the man of the two. It?s not true at all. Not? at? all? ? or is it? I dunno! And so what if Chewy and I always fight? We make up, don?t we? Don?t we?! Why, there was this one time Chewy brought home some Wookie Women. Have you ever seen a female Wookie? Oh, good God! They?re uglier than sin! And they?re even hairier than the male Wookies! The males! I mean, they?re so hairy that they filmed ?Gorillas In The Mist? while they took showers. Ewww? wookie women taking showers. Bad images! On with the story, for the love of Yoda! ?Oh, Chewy,? I said when I first saw him enter with the two females, ?I told you to stop bringing in the hair clippings from the barber shop dumpsters!? Once again, I found myself in an air vent when I woke up from my unconscious state. I stumbled into our living room of the Falcon and found Chewy drunk and having a good time with his lady friends. ?Roorada raw raw?? ?No, I didn?t have a nice nap, thank you,? I said grouchily. I eyed his lady friends and then him again. His fur was matted and he had obviously had too many. ?Chewbacca? pal? I think you?ve had enough.? ?Raw Roo raw gerah!? ?What do you mean you?re more intelligent when you?ve had a few? You used the bloody coffee machine to cook your Egg McMuffin.? ?Raw raw.? ?Don?t talk about my mother like that. You know she?s a saint. She made us cookies on our last visit.? ?Rooraw!? ?Liar! You lie to me!? ?Rooraw raw raw rooraw!? ?Oh, real mature. ?Liar, liar, pants on fire.? That one?s so old.? Little did I know, I was standing in a bonfire Chewy made, so I was quite literally on fire. It took me until my Spongebob underpants set aflame for me to realize what was occurring. After dousing myself with Egg McMuffin grease, I marched back into the living room, ready to tell Chewy off once and for all. I wasn?t afraid! ?Chewwwwwyyyy? make your friends leave and let?s go play.? ?Raw.? ?What do you mean, ?No?? We?re pals! And now you?re suddenly only interested in getting wasted and shagging?? ?Roo.? ?I see. Then I?m afraid I must ask you to leave.? ?Rooraw raw,? Chewbacca said to his women and they all began for the door. ?Raw raw.? ?I said she was a saint, damnit!? And with that, I slammed the door behind them. I didn?t want Chewy to see me cry, so I injected myself with a potion to cause my tear ducts to swell up and explode. They eventually did, but I had to rush to the hospital shortly after. It was kind of lonely in the hospital. Sure, Jabba visited every now and then, but I always thought he just stopped by for the money (when he really wanted to just talk and see how I was doing, the fat poop). It wasn?t ?til then did I realize I needed Chewy. I turned on the ole TV in my hospital room to see what was on. The TV went to a commercial. ?Try our new [b]Chewy[/b] granola bar! Jawas love them and will most likely gnaw your bloody kneecaps off just to get them!? I quickly flipped channels. ?Hey, kids,? said a Yoda Muppet, ?it?s time for Star Wars Street. I?m here with Boba the Frog. He?s a bounty hunter. Let?s rhyme words with the word gooey.? Boba smiled behind his helmet. ?Gooey rhymes with [b]Chewy![/b] You hear that, Gavin? [B]CHEWY![/b]? I screamed. Suddenly, I fell into a deep sleep. I?m not sure what the dream was about, but Jabba was there giving me flowers or something. For once I understood what he said. He spoke, ?Gavin, I love you.? ?Thanks, Jabba.? ?No, you don?t understand. I [I]love[/I] you.? ?Good. I? love you too.? ?No? I [I]love you[/I] love you.? ?Yes, we flippin? know,? shouted an alien. ?You?re gay. God!? Then Jabba began to dance nude. That?s when I woke up (Thank God). It was dark in my room aside from the door being open. In the doorway stood a silhouette. I couldn?t make it out or make out with it. That is, until it came closer. ?Chewy!? I shouted. ?No, just me,? said Doctor Han Solo. He then injected me with poison for stealing his role in Star Wars. I was scheduled to die in twenty-seven days. But I didn?t care because Chewy was behind Han. He did come back. ?Chewy. Boy, am I glad to see you.? ?Rooraw!? Chewy shouted and hugged me. ?This is such a happy moment,? I sniffed. ?I wish I had tear ducts.? And so, that?s the story of how I became a lawyer and failed to destroy the moon. Or? wait? no, it was the story of Chewbacca and me. Yeah, that?s it. Chewy and I stayed friends for a long time until he got a role in the film ?Welcoming Mats.? I think he got an Emmy for it. Nevertheless, I knew he?d make it big, even if he smelt like he rolled in a puddle of bad perfume. Lovely singing voice, though. Just lovely. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

The name of the thread drew me in... I like the word "pawing" XD I think you're doing well with graphic work (way better than where you started from back when you first came to these boards), but I have one beef. You need more variety in your art. It's the same style through all your banners and avatars (like the rectangle in the middle of every banner/avatar). Try some new things and feel free to do different shapes and sizes of banners. If you know what I mean. And stop using my smilies or I'll [b]paw[/b] you to death. >:^O [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Wow, such craziness in this thread :P If one would actually read statistics on the consoles (like Zidargh did and a select few others) you'd learn that not only did the Gamecube sell like a beast along with other consoles like the DS, but Nintendo is still ranked way high up there. If not tied with PlayStation at the moment (or beating PS, since it's a race between the two constantly), it's taking second and there's not a chance that Microsoft can beat them, even with the overrated Halo (which, IMO, gets too much hype for what it actually is). Nintendo is legend and was around before most gaming systems, especially PlayStation. It has history of classic characters like Mario and Link and those two alone are enough to keep Nintendo on its feet. I don't know who would think Nintendo doesn't stand a chance against PlayStation. PS has great graphics, can play DvDs, and has some nice games--yes, this is true... but Nintendo was recorded for having the [i]best[/i] games on the market (that includes best-selling aside from Halo) as well as having the most revolutionary system out (and I mean the DS). PSP has nothing on the DS and I mean that because the DS has a lot more to offer. 'Nuff said. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

I've seen that episode ages ago (because, yes, I do happen to watch the show in the morning while waiting for school to start), but he ends up eating the cookie or something. Besides, the new Cookie Monster isn't supposed to appear until the new season. I searched through the Sesame Street website and failed to find anything on this event. I went into further study by searching Google and was horrificly disappointed to find several news posts on various sites about the subject. They said Cookie Monster will be eating veggies and cookies will be a "sometimes food," or in otherwords, he won't be eating them often, but will still be Cookie Monster. Nevertheless, I'm disappointed :( I was hoping it wasn't true... looks like the 36th season of Sesame Street's gonna blow. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Gemini_Phoenix]Now, now. Let's not go insulting others. After all, when the last time a rock did something bad to you on its own? :D I would think it would be more cost-efficient for the producers to print up a brief guide on better parenting, then smack the parents over the head with it when they blame Sesame Street for their f-ed kids. I do have a solution for the overweight kids that do not stop sticking their hands in cookie jars and blaming it one the Cookie Monster. Place a primed mouse trap in the jar. Sure the kid may lose a joint, or more if they're really stupid, but even they would learn to stay out of the jar. Of cousre you will need a few back-up plans in case they learn to avoid the trap. Perhaps something along the lines of the infamous Laxative Cookies/Brownies. Besides, if a basic primate can figure it out after the first few tazer shocks, even the youth of America can learn it (it just may take a few more shocks). :animesmil (I truly am sick and twisted)[/QUOTE] That was a disturbing read XD I'm not sure I believe they're going to change the Cookie Monster. You'd think even the producers of Sesame Street would have enough sense to see that it'd ruin things. I'm sorry, but I'm thinking the information you found is false, Burori :) Unless you got it straight off of USAtoday or the official Sesame Street site, I'm not believing it. EDIT: Oh, and if Cookie Monster was changed, so many gigs would be ruined from his "C Is For Cookie" song as so many of you have mentioned to his role as Alister Cookie in Monsterpiece Theatre. This just isn't gonna cut it. It hurts the show more than it helps, so this furthers my point. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Is it even the parents who complained about it or was this just an idea tossed around the meeting room for Sesame Street by some punk producers who believed they were being cunning? Nevertheless, it is the parents who should keep their kids behaving. I know plenty of parents around my area who don't do anything for their kids and those are the kids that cause trouble. Coincidence? I think not :^D And for the record: [b]Blue Furry Monsters Rock Your Grandma's Sewing Basket! >:^D[/b] [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

It's true what people see on TV is what influences them to do stuff (let's not get into the Jackass wannabes), and this definitely counts for little kids. Kids look up to what they admire the most and if they are in love with Sesame Street and the Cookie Monster, they'll mimic some things. But I still think it silly to change good ole Cookie Monster. [b]Solution:[/b] Don't have cookies and junk out. Parent for once. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

But he wouldn't be called the Cookie Monster then. He'd be called... The Veggie and Fruit Monster! This is an outrage. Why, if Jim Henson was still around, he'd give them a good ole fashion Henson talk! What is this crazy talk. Are you even sure it's accurate. That's like saying Abe Lincoln was a chick. It just doesn't work. I hope they don't harm Grover any ;_; [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

You can hear and see the Necronomicon in the movie series [b]Evil Dead[/b], which plays a dominant role of releasing demons onto the cast of heroes. It makes those movies so much more interesting, in my opinion. S'posedly inked in blood and bound in human flesh, eh? Sounds charming, doesn't it? But I have not read the book (and if what everyone is saying in this topic is true, I probably won't anyways). EDIT: It's also called the Necronomicon Ex Mortis, as I'm sure some of you knew. Funny how across the internet there are sites trying to sell Necronomicons. Hehe, I enjoyed one ad I saw: "Raise the dead for fun and fortune!" [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Sincer he's not in karate or any form of martial arts, he wouldn't have a belt on (because he just thinks he's the best no matter what class he skips). He plainly just blows at what he does, but can fight some of the time. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

I liked the Episode Three trailer I saw in the theatre that is pretty much nothing, but evil. I don't recall seeing a happy moment in that whole trailer and then it ends with showing Vader. Hoo, hoo, sweeeet. This episode is going to rock because it's going to tie everything together. I can't wait to see how they do things. I hope I won't be disappointed. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Wow, you guys have too much time on your hands XD I kid, I kid :3 But seriously, I have yet to watch that "Bonus Material" DvD that comes with the four-disk Star Wars Trilogy Set DvD Thingy. I got it for Christmas and haven't viewed its contents. Perhaps I will this week... it is, after all, Spring Break! [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Not only is [b]The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX[/b] the only Zelda game I bothered to complete, but it was also the most fun, in my opinion. It may be like all gameboy Zelda games where you simply find eight thingies and there's really not much to it, but isn't that most Zelda games? It's only now with the new Zeldas for Gamecube that they're advancing with new features (such as Four Swords Adventure). [b]Link's Awakening[/b] was also the first game I got for my Gameboy Color, so it's pretty old, but priceless. It also contained a powerful storyline that I was very curious in. [spoiler]I was also eager to figure out how the Windfish looked. It was an awesome ending and I never expected it.[/spoiler] I definitely should complete more Zelda games, but this one is the apple in the oranges pile. :) [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

They move their mouths because they're making fun of dubbing XD And trust me, I'm aware of all the kung fu parodies and what they're like so I can avoid these problems. (I think I just saw a preview for [i]another[/i] parody movie called [b]Kung Fu Hustle[/b]. How wonderful :P) Nevertheless, it'll have the same stupid comedy I supply in all my other creations. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

My new kung-fu parody series is emerging soon (both as a written series and a live-action film I'm doing with my friends) and it's called [b]Man With Headband[/b]. The first part of this thrilling saga is called [b]Man With Headband in "Fists of Ouchies"[/b]. It should rock your world completely. But until then, here's a shnazzy poster I whipped up for funsies and to get the stupidity across. Likeage, yes? [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23018&stc=1[/img] [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Only two other people aside from myself and Sage Kaley may join, yes. You create your own characters, though. The characters shown here are either characters controlled by me, Sage Kaley, or just plain NPCs. Rad Candel is my character, Blue Alderidge is Sage Kaley's, and Lokes and Alister are both NPCs. I guess I should specify that. Once I figure out who the two people are after sign ups close, their characters will join this thread as well as other NPCs as we go through the RPG. Thanks for your questions. [B]EDIT:[/B] ThatOneOddDude and Pumpkin's characters have been added. I'm currently working on their avatars and other graphics for the RPG. The RPG begins today! W00t!

Believe it or not, this is one of my favorite genres to write. Not morbid tales of unhappy endings, but ones that make the person think and are a tad unbelievable at the same time of being realistic. What's the name... ah, yes. Science Fiction XD But this is more of an opinionated sci-fi :) Maybe I'll write another. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

You're correct. I'm American and it seems just fine to me XD And if the person who makes Ninjai is American and had Aussies do the voices, he may think it sounds fine because he can't tell the difference either. Who knows. Perhaps Ninjai's line for the swearing guy was the joke of the whole thing, hm? XD [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

[b]Name:[/b] Peter Pan [b]Character:[/b] Peter Pan, Leader of the Lost Boys [b]Age:[/b] Thirteen [b]Appearance:[/b] Peter is a young boy donned in a green tunic with brown, muddied boots. Most of his clothes are rags from all his adventures and lack of a tailor. He has slightly pointed ears giving him an elf-like quality. From all his adventuring about Neverland, he has become strong for his age, which by now is way beyond a boy. He has a sword at his side used to skewer any pirate threatening his clan, The Lost Boys. He's often dirty-looking, but encounters with water takes care of that (and these encounters aren't really on purpose). His blondish-brown hair is long and mangy, his bangs cloaking his blue eyes. There isn't really a moment he doesn't have a smirk playing across his lips. He lives his life freely and as a boy forever. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

[b]The demented stupidity of our story continues one day when a salesman approaches the door to Malkore?s evil lair?[/b] [b]Salesman:[/b] Hello, young sandwich. My name is Rich, as in, you?re gonna make me filthy stinkin? rich if you purchase my rip-off product! [b]Malkore:[/b] You?re not a very successful salesman, are you? [b]Rich:[/b] Now, I?m selling nuclear weapons of mass destruction. We have a special on Heat-Seeking Missiles today. [b]Malkore:[/b] Hmm? I dunno, we kinda just went to K-Mart for similar models. [b]Rich:[/b] Oh, in that case, you may want one of our death-rays! [b]Malkore:[/b] I?ve got, like, an infinity of those. [b]Rich:[/b] Fine, fine. Then why not buy our rare product? The ancient Egyptians used this old artifact to enslave the human race. [b]Druik?s Voice:[/b] (from inside) Ooo, ooo! Malkore! I want one of those! [b]Malkore:[/b] (to Druik) Shut up! (to Rich) I have my own ways of enslaving the human race, thanks. (uses powers to turn Rich into a toad) [b]Later on?[/b] [b]Druik:[/b] Malkore, we?re all out of chips. [b]Malkore:[/b] (places Rich in a frog cage) I thought I just bought you a whole new bag of Doritos. [b]Druik:[/b] I ate them all. [b]Malkore:[/b] Well, there you go. You?re SOL. [b]Druik:[/b] :^O!!!! [b]Malkore:[/b] What? [b]Druik:[/b] :^O!!! [b]Malkore:[/b] Whaaaaat. [b]Druik:[/b] :^O!!!! [b]Malkore:[/b] WHAT?! >:^O [b]Druik:[/b] Swearing?s bad. [b]Malkore:[/b] My foot goin? in your ass is bad too if you don?t shut up. [b]Druik:[/b] Fo- [b]Malkore:[/b] SHUT UP! [b]Druik:[/b] Can you go to the store and buy more Doritos? [b]Malkore:[/b] Fine. But this is the last time this week. We need to save our moneyses. [b]Druik:[/b] Get some Cola too? [b]Malkore:[/b] What happened to the eight-million colas I bought you last week? [b]Druik:[/b] :< [b]Malkore:[/b] Nevermind. (hops into his car and drives) [b]Later, in the supermarket?[/b] [b]Malkore:[/b] Lezzzzzz see. I need some of these? (takes cheddar and puts it in the cart) And some of this. (places Doritos in cart) Oh, and some of these? (fetches some condoms) [b]???:[/b] Well, well, well, if it isn?t Malkore. [b]Malkore:[/b] Eegad! Is that you Foulkore? [b]Foulkore:[/b] The one and only :< [b]Malkore:[/b] You got fat. [b]Foulkore:[/b] Shut up >:^O It?s the body I inhabited. [b]Malkore:[/b] I see. [b]Foulkore:[/b] And from the looks of it, you didn?t score too good of a body neither. [b]Malkore:[/b] A sandwich was as close as I could get. I almost had a kid, but I missed. [b]Foulkore:[/b] It?s not an easy business, possessing. Takes aiming and strength. Two things I s?pose you lack. [b]Malkore:[/b] Look at you? you got some beer belly. [b]Foulkore:[/b] That owns the largest Toy Industry in the world? Toys4U. [b]Malkore:[/b] Oh my! [b]Foulkore:[/b] So, Malkore, if you and your minions? that is to say if you have any? if you and your minions need some help with getting on the right track to evil, come visit me. I?ll be making deadly toys for tots. Hahahahahahaha? later, salami. (walks away laughing) [b]Malkore:[/b] I?ll show that Foulkore. It?s time to dominate the world! [b]Back at the evil lair?[/b] [b]Malkore:[/b] I?m home, damnit! [b]Druik:[/b] (is watching cartoons) Did you get the Doritos and Cola? [b]Malkore:[/b] No! We have a more serious problem on our hands. It?s time we start taking over the world. [b]Malkore:[/b] Fine :< But how do we do that? [b]???:[/b] I might be of some help. [b]Malkore:[/b] :^O! [b]Druik:[/b] :^O! [b]TV:[/b] :^O! [b]???:[/b] That?s right, ladies and gents. Oblivior?s in da house! [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]

Glad it was descriptive enough to give you a clear image. But a wonderful thing about story-telling is everyone has a different image when they hear a tale. What did happen to Death, for example? Did he die? Did he get sent to heaven/hell because Marcus took over? Did Marcus free him from his eternal job? That's for you to decide. [img]http://img131.exs.cx/img131/8930/dwwashere9rz.gif[/img]