Dragon Warrior

That's right, folkies. Every year in art class we are forced to make houses :( It starts out sucking because making the frame of the house is rather hard with all the measurements and gluing and shiz, but once you get to decorating it and adding all the detail, it's surely the greatest project ever in there! Anyways, last year I made a pub. This be it! This year I'm making a Villa in the form of a tudor house (if you dunno what a tudor house is, look it up) to match this little jobby-do. [IMG]http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5540/pub11lw.jpg[/IMG] [size=1]This is the pub at an angle, so you're viewing the front and the side. [IMG]http://img159.exs.cx/img159/4408/pub24zn.jpg[/IMG] You are now looking at the back and the other side of it. Nothing too exciting aside from the moss growing hirewire. [IMG]http://img159.exs.cx/img159/8576/pub35iu.jpg[/IMG] This is the front. A nice view of the beastly thing.[/size] It's suppose to be a Christmas house, but Christmas ruins it because I can't have it out all year. Oh, and that barrel really sucks to act as if it's not there. I just wanted something terrible looking to add XD

Well, PJ lovers (hehe, PJ), Peter Jackson is back from Lord of the Rings and has been making the movie "King Kong" for quite some while now. I've known this since the release of LOTR:ROTK, but I wasn't sure on certain facts. I pretty much only knew Jack Black starred in it (which some were shifty about since he only does comedy, really). But now they have a special site up on it. [URL=http://www.kongisking.net/index.shtml]LINKAGE[/URL] is the site right there and you'll find many goodies about the film, including a video diary PJ is doing. I've watched some of the videos and they're awesome because they're showing what's happening on the production. Plus, Andy Serkis (the man who played Gollum himself) has returned to do the CG animation for King Kong. Sweetage! Any comments?

Hmm... I'm not too fond of RPGs about these sort of things, but I have grown to have a unique taste in roleplaying that my styles are not as varied as they use to be. If you'd like to improve upon this idea, perhaps make it about the workers at the camp rather than the students. Or maybe both. And then there's the choice of making it where students don't attend, but rather families or adults do. I'm not sure what to suggest. I find these ideas hard to steer far from cliche unless what you've said so far is just the tip of the iceberg. You can totally take out the killing and say students disappeared, but returned different. Then you could work with a lot more, such as a strange other world on the other side of the water surface of the camp's lake or creatures in the forest. The ideas are limitless and it'll erase the nasty killing part you said you didn't really want to use this time. I noted you said it'll be rated "Mature" for "SL." Sex and language? Might wanna throw in violence for that one too ;)

Ah yes. I do believe this is the best chapter yet. Even funnier than part one. I just have to say that I laughed out loud at the AnimeBoard's moderators. Each one with their unique phrases like "Heh" to the underlined/bold text, to my favorite, the Big O-obsessed Goku guy. Classic work, m'man. I await next chapter. Don't disappoint me now. I want it soon ;^D

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][size=5][b]Sootfeather[/b][/size] [I]Birthplace: Rutdagger[/I] Once a man, now a cat. Cursed by evil, forever trapped. He takes tasks from different masters almost every week in an attempt to find his prey?s whereabouts. A curse? Perhaps not. His newfound nimbleness, flexibility, and stealth are only tools in the search for his quarry that wronged him. [u]The Curse[/u] [left][size=2]?Sootfeather,? the unmistakable voice resounded through the dark corridors of the horrific building, ?so you did come.? Sootfeather stood forward out of the shadows, sword drawn, glaring to the source of the voice. ?We had a deal, Enguardus.? Sootfeather moved his eyes along with every movement the sorceress made down the staircase. She finally stopped when arriving at a small table with a large vase. She carefully poured cordial into a glass and sipped. ?Deal, Sooty?? she said in an almost innocent tone. ?I believe our deal was that I would protect your town while you were gone.? She grinned, the red wine dripping from her beautiful teeth like the blood a vampire drinks for succulence. ?You didn?t protect it,? Sootfeather snapped. ?You destroyed it while I was away, when I could be completely oblivious to your actions.? Then his mind began to wander to more important matters. ?My sister, you didn?t-? ?They were all innocent lives, Sootfeather,? the queen spoke, pouring another glass of cordial. ?Your sister is no exception.? Sootfeather charged the sorceress in anger, but was completely stopped in his tracks. He felt the effort to move his limbs but they didn?t go. He was hovering above the ground, powerless to Enguardus? magic. ?Don?t be a fool, Sootfeather. You may be the strongest swordsman Rutdagger had, but your pitiful abilities are no match for my black magic.? She tossed him to the floor, causing him to drop his sword to the side and crash into the wall. Spikes protruding from the gothic designs of her castle pierced his skin on impact. He let out a shriek of pain. Enguardus placed down her glass and waltzed over to her victim. She knelt beside her prey and made a fake grimace. ?Poor Sootfeather,? she said, running a gentle hand across his face. ?You?ve been hurt. Unfortunately, I haven?t been able to cast healing magic for quite some time now.? She stood back up and traversed around his limp form. ?I disposed of Rutdagger for the resources in the soil. As we speak, my army is building a mine under where your city?s remains are present.? Sootfeather glared upward with all the effort he had. ?You could?ve left us be. You could?ve dug under without bothering our village.? ?Aww,? she whimpered for his sake. ?I?m sorry, Sootfeather. I didn?t think of that.? She turned back to him. ?Or perhaps I did. I knew your greedy little mayor and government board would want some of the payment for digging under your town of Rutdagger. Disposing of any of your likes was the simplest yet.? She took up her staff once again and twirled it in her hands effortlessly. ?As for you, Sootfeather,? she smirked, ?I have no more use for you. You have lost everything you love, everyone you love, and now you?ll lose yourself.? A quick bolt to his heart was all it took. The magic mended his wounds slowly and painlessly. A droll laugh uttered from deep within Sootfeather?s throat. She had healed him! He stood up, looking at the holes in his clothes and noted that the injuries that had once accompanied them were gone. ?You fool, Enguardus,? he said, taking up his sword again, ?you have healed me when you meant to kill me. This will surely be your downfall.? ?Is that so?? she said wryly. Sootfeather dropped his sword. His bones cracked, his neck twisted. The most excruciating pain that could be known to anyone was occurring in his body. He coughed harshly and gasped for air. His arm began to bend causing him to wince in horror as it broke, then readjusted to a new form. He grew hair, his eyes were envisioned like they were bursting, and his whole being felt as if it was reconstructing. He lost consciousness somewhere after he felt something protrude from his backend. He awoke from unclear dreams only to find a plain of beautiful grass and a large, open blue sky. He scrambled about for balance, but found he was suffering some sort of paralyzation aftermath. He noted standing on two feet wasn?t the same feeling as it used to be. His vision was too blurry to make a decent recognition of the area around him anyways. It felt like grass under his paws, but he wasn?t sure. Paws?! His sight cleared only to reveal the horror that was he. Was it possible? Maybe this was the dream still or perhaps his vision hadn?t cleared and his mind and eyes were playing silly tricks on him. He tried standing again, but it was no use. He found walking on all fours exceptionally easy. His mind raced, his heart sank. He began to feel faint again and dropped back down unconscious. When he awakes again, he?d figure out that this was no dream, merely a curse. It was the nasty magic of Enguardus who hadn?t the heart to kill off someone as dear to her as Sootfeather, but merely make his life a hell? through cat?s eyes.[/left][/size][/font]

Mmm... I like it, mostly because I'm the villain and for once and your writing supports my sexy reputation. I'm supposing this is about Master JJRiddler and yourself trying to stop me from once again taking over OB? Silly me :3 Silly you >:^O I did like the part where James was drooling, though. Because it's true!

Well, Shin never posts in the Star Wars 411 thread, so I would never know that he's a nerd and loves the stuff. In fact, he never speaks of it near me. And who/what's Egon?

I are likeses, but I as so easily defeated and unsexy ;_; Poor me. I will now suffer in my own delusions and woe. The comedy was of my stylings, so you know I like it. I guess only Gavins like ourselves can produce such sexiness. I liked the part where the "WTF?!" appeared because of my unexplainable change of clothes. I do have one suggestion for you: you tend to have the habit of making "run-on sentences." If you don't know what those are, they're sentences that ramble on for too long where they should actually be split into more than one sentence. For instance, this would be one from your story: "Polyman knew DragonWarrior was a master of the black arts of the mage, he could also drown small animals with the amount of cologne he used, the intensity of the aroma was actually making Polyman feel rather light-headed, perhaps this was a new weapon in his nefarious foe?s new arsenal." Notice the numerous sentences in just one sentence XD Just a suggestion. It makes it easier to read if that's corrected =/ But write more, damnit >:^O

SILENCE, KITTY! ;^D [QUOTE=Hevn]Ohhh, so raaaandom. Lol. Ah, yes. Otaku Shop. I remember knowing Shinmaru because of it. I'll never forget those ears. This made me miss your poop animation. Sure, you are getting better with animation but your poop ones always crack me up and it gives me a sense of DWness in it.[/QUOTE] I don't recall these "poop animations." O.o You must be smokin' something.

Well, to keep you all feeling stupid or ignorant, none of the characters were based on anyone, though Shinmaru's character in [b]The Otaku Shop[/b] in the past did look just like that with big ears. And I think that was a birthday hat on the guy who think was me, Siren. And hey, Syk3 isn't fat. He's a disgusting blob, so that couldn't be him ;_; But, uhh... thanks for commentses.

Merf, I like ideaness :^D Anyways, now to talk in a more intelligent manner...ahem... I do believe I fancy this RPG idea to be a tad intriguing. But naturally the Sheriff of Rottingham has to be inserted somehow! Perhaps a powerful businessman? Or maybe you [i]do[/i] want to say like the old days and have him some high official in the King's court. I, for one, would be delighted to be a part of this, but this should be made more splendid! Try the background image, graphics, music, whatever. Maybe even try the chapter system? It works wonderfully. Do tell me when the sign ups are around. I wanna be in this ;^D

[center][IMG]http://img114.exs.cx/img114/4083/ashortbanner0gf.gif[/IMG][/center] Yeah, I was kinda on the whacky side when I made this. Rather random, you could say. I was one to always make this kind of stuff, but when it came down to it, this was even more random and weird that some of my past productions. It took around twenty minutes to produce. You have to read my sloppy writing because I felt it added to the badly drawn effects and artwork. If you've liked my work, you may like this. Or hate it terribly. You know, whatever's your style. I suggest giving feedback to hold back the dark entity obligating me to make these random pieces. But... without further ado, here's a short animation... [center][URL=http://img22.exs.cx/img22/7288/ashort3mn.gif]Click Here To Watchness[/URL][/center]

Well... I'll just be reviving this thread here... yep, yep... The new LOTR: ROTK Extended Four-Disk Special Edition DVD Set comes out in a matter of weeks and it'll be teh sexah! Upon visiting the site ([URL=http://www.lordoftherings.net/]OMG, CLICKAGE![/URL]) I watched the awesome new trailer for it that you will [i]not[/i] see anywhere else. My favorite part would be the deleted scene they showed where the director Peter Jackson was dressed as a pirate and shot with an arrow. They had to take that scene out because he was in it. It was badazz. The deleted scene will be in the movie for this extended edition, though. [spoiler]And it appears Sarumon shows himself in this movie. In the previous release of ROTK, he wasn't in it. From what the trailer shows, Gandalf visits him, but I'm not sure. I should really read the books.[/spoiler]

I like black mages ;_; I'm surprised I haven't changed my OB username. I'd be [b]Blak Mage[/b] if I did. Notice how I spelt "Black." But changing my username would just throw my whole life's work here out of preportion. :P Cute, Excel? Maybe the one sleeping, but I dunno about the ornament at the top of the tree of a Black Mage with a knife ;)

Hmm... intriguing chapter indeed. I laughed quite a ways through. But my favorite line has to be... [quote]James wore a grave expression on his face. Mini-James wore gravy on his face.[/quote] C'mon now... that's the kinda stupid comedy I like. I also liked the part with everyone exchanging expressions, but no one wanted to trade XD Teh silliness. Anyways, I'm intrigued to see this next part, so post it quickness! We gotta get this story rollin' again ;)

[quote name='Queen Asuka][color=hotpink][size=1] My least favorite, however, was DW. I just hate the way he thinks he's so sexy and everything. Damn those teaparties.[/color'][/size][/quote] I'll say! That DW guy is a sexy jerk! [center][IMG]http://img67.exs.cx/img67/8905/c1-tcateotw.jpg[/IMG][/center] Woah, there's the official banner for the sequel. Can't wait to start it this weekend or early next week. Keep an eye for it.

Yay. Shameless plugs :P I'm honored. I've never read Lord of the Flies (mostly because I'll be forced to next year during my Senior year of high school) and I've heard that it's amazingly good and I've heard it's terribly boring. I wouldn't mind being in an Otaku RPG that's a parody of it since parodies are great fun, but I guess I'd have to read it first. I think Otaku parodies are always a good way to go just as long as it's not random bull.

I have this CD called "Twisted Christmas" where they make fun of a load of Christmas songs. It's wonderful! They even take popular songs like "Love Shack" and turn them into something like "Toy Sack." But my all time favorite is "Yellow Snow" (based on "Let It Snow") and it goes something like this... [i]The weather outside was whitening, Until the dog did something frightening. He had no other place to go, Yellow show, yellow snow, yellow snow.[/i] I'd go on, but it gets worse with stuff involving steaming liquids and urinating on Frosty.

I've never heard of this Sifo Dias guy/girl/it/thing/monkey. Is it a character from Episode 3 or is he from one of the books? If it's the books then I won't be able to carry on the conversation. I watch the films; I don't read the books. I only read one of them from the Jedi Apprentice series for a class back in 6th grade.

If you're talking about having it play in their "Introduction" area, it's from HTML. I use MP3s in my myOtaku Introduction section too. What you do is go to your "Edit Profile" part, and in the Introduction text box, paste this HTML: <EMBED src="MP3 URL HERE" autostart="false" hidden="false" width="150" height="30" loop="true"> The only thing you'll need to edit in that HTML is where I put "MP3 URL HERE," you put the URL to your mp3. The mp3 [i]has[/i] to be uploaded onto a site. Hope that helps.

[quote name='Syk3']Also, you spelled kuja with a capitol 'K'!1!!!111oneone!1[/quote] Are you a tard? I only capitalized his name when it was the first word of a sentence. If you look at the list of characters in the story I put at the end, his name is lowercased, jackweed ;^D [QUOTE=Kane][SIZE=1] Also if you do a sequel to this I then I would be most honoured if you would use the following title: [b]Otaku Hollow II: The Search for Solo[/b][/SIZE][/QUOTE] Sorry, Gavin. I've already started on the new sequel, which should premeir later this week if I've got the time. It's called [b]The Cafe At The Edge of The World[/b]. Watch for it.

Screw you guys. I'm selling it if I'm ever gonna get rid of it XD I have the original Star Wars Trilogy on tape as well. That and the original videos before they were one complete box set. I'm sure they're not worth much now... but in the year 4582, after World War VI destroys most of the planet, who knows...

[quote name='MistressRoxie][color=#9933ff']Noun - verb agreement, silly![/color][/quote] I don't even know what the hell you mean by that XD And Kid Anime, I'm not building a fan base. I've had plenty of productions in the past that I've gained readers with. Anyways, here's the final and most anticipated moment in Otaku Hollow history. I guess you... Chapter 5! [size=5][b]Chapter 5: It All Ends Now[/b][/size] [size=2] The sword came crashing down, James dodging to a side with the word ?miss? materializing out of thin air, and then disappearing just the same. ?What in the name of Uma Thurman?s dog is wrong with you?? James screamed in anger. ?I said I?m not Cloud!? ?Your foolish attempts both amuse and sadden me,? said Sephiroth. He then turned into a flaming clown and James awoke in cold sweat. ?That was a weird dream,? James stressed. When James entered the Shinmaru Shack later that morning he was greeted by the horrifying facial features of Syk3. ?Good dayses, Mr. Admin, sir. May I are get tableness for yous?? James screamed as loud as he could in his head and tried his best not to do so out in public, so he turned away. ?No, I?m meeting someone, thank you.? He rushed away quickly and seated himself at DW and Kane?s table. Kane?s face was a portrait of fright. ?Saw the waiter, huh?? ?Last night, he haunted my dreams,? Kane cried. James excused the uncomfortable topic, cleared his throat, and got down to business. ?I had a dream as well. I think it was the dream Japan_86 told me I?d have.? Dragon Warrior looked up from his sexy tea with a smirk. ?Oh, Japan_86, eh? You mean the forest enchantress with the road kill squirrel?? ?Its name was Justin and it was an asshole, asshole!? James pulled a cup of tea towards him that Kane bothered to order previous to James? arrival. He poured some sugar in and watched the beverage as he stirred. ?Besides, the dream seemed relevant.? ?How so?? Kane opened himself to conversation. ?Tell us this dream you had.? ?Well, I was dressed as Cloud Strife and-? ?Final Fantasy?? Dragon Warrior chuckled sexily. ?What right-minded person would affiliate themselves with that dribble?? ?Will you let me finish?? After a silence James continued. ?As I was saying, I was Cloud Strife?well, dressed as him anyway?and I saw Sephiroth there.? ?I know who the Postless Banner is,? Kane jumped. ?What?? James stepped back. ?How?? ?It?s obviously-? ?Shhh!? James hushed Kane. ?You?ll ruin the story. Besides, this chapter has hardly started, so it?s short enough as it is!? ?Sorry,? Kane apologized with a smirk. ?Tell me,? DW said, having Kane whisper the theory in his ear. ?Ooo, not a bad guess. I bet it will be?? Dragon Warrior whispered his guess back to Kane. ?We should make this a bet like the narrator said,? Kane suggested. ?Okay. Fifty post counts,? bet DW. ?One-hundred.? ?Done.? ?Will you guys get serious?? James scolded. ?You?re betting on a murderer? C?mon!? ?What, you want in?? ?Hell, yeah. What is it, one-hundred post counts?? The three of them returned to Kane?s house after bets were placed only to find Solo there with Vicky? and puppies. ?I named that one Annie and that one Methuselah,? Vicky said with glee as she showed them the pups. ?The cats had kittens and the kittens had pups, and they all ran around with their tails stuck up!? Everyone turned to see none other than Boba Fett. ?That?s right. I?m back because I want to be in the last chapter. Star Wars is the shit!? ?But you?ll be in the chapter later,? James informed. Boba looked puzzled. ?Oh. Okay.? He then left. ?So far this chapter sucks,? Dragon Warrior complained. ?Yes, we need to get going with this plot,? Kane backed up. James purred. ?Then we?ll have to form a plan to catch the Postless Banner. Maybe if we do something crafty, we can figure out who he is.? Dragon Warrior got excited. ?Then if we know who he is, we can catch him!? ?Umm,? Kane turned towards DW, ?if we catch him and then figure out who it is, why bother catching him again if we already have him?? ?Because we need to catch him to lock him up, duh!? Dragon Warrior, though sexy, was stupid as well at times. Everyone else ignored him and started to plan. James sat in his armchair with his tea while Solo and Vicky plotted next to him. DW played with the pups and Kane wandered the room. ?I could give him some Batwing Bladder-Bustles,? Kane smiled deviously. ?NO!? James screamed. ?No one deserves that; not even the Postless Banner.? Kane nodded and sat down the deadly potion. ?Besides, last time I had it, I pooped so much I think I dropped an organ or two.? ?Ewww?? everyone squirmed. Vicky then slapped James. ?I have pups in the room, you sick man!? ?Sorry,? James whimpered. Everyone was puzzled. It wasn?t until Dragon Warrior chuckled that the long, uncomfortable silence was broken. ?What are you snickering about?? ?Well,? DW said, wiping a tear from his magically structured eye, ?you in that Cloud Strife costume. Me laugh, yep, yep. Funny.? ?Fuck you!? James yelled. ?Wait,? Kane jumped up suddenly, ?he may have a point.? ?Whatness?? everyone shouted in unison. ?Did I just say ?whatness??? James asked shamefully. ?Shut your trap, James. I?m talking.? James did just that. It was a bear trap made from heavy metal? I believe in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Found in most hunting stores, I?d say. It has a pretty fast reaction rate where the animal simply nudges the launcher and it shuts. Very dangerous to have open, so it?s no wonder Kane had James close it. ?Anyways,? Kane continued, ?my plan is that we dress James as Cloud Strife tonight when the Postless Banner should arrive in town. Perhaps it?ll lure him.? ?That?s stupid,? James laughed. ?There?s no way that?ll work. Besides, I am the administrator of Otaku Hollow. There isn?t a single Kill Bill action figure out there that will get me to dress as Cloud Strife.? James walked out into the middle of the street in front of the church that night, donned in Cloud Strife?s attire. ?I hate you, Kane,? he mumbled under his breath; smoke drifting from his hot words after hitting the air. Kane, DW, and Solo all signaled from their hiding spot within the church. James waved back. ?I wonder when the Postless Banner will appear,? Kane said eagerly. ?I can?t wait to see me win the bet.? DW mocked, ?You?ll see yourself win the bet, but I?ll be? er? shut up!? ?You suck at insults!? Kane laughed. ?You?re a big doody-face!? DW barked. ?Bite me!? Kane scolded. ?Which acre?? ?Ooo, you got balls now.? ?The better to eat my breakfast cereal with your face!? ?That makes no sense.? ?Or does it?? ?Whatever, dude.? Just as they finished their insane argument, the Postless Banner appeared with another bag of cookies. The bag was marked with the name of the poor member Dark Serena. ?He struck again,? Kane whispered. ?And your plan worked,? DW said in a surprised tone. ?But now you?ll see me win.? ?Whatever.? ?I are Postless Banner,? it said with the most hideous of dialects. ?FUK U, ADMIN!? James was repulsed by this display of child-like nature. ?Yes, it is I. James the administrator.? ?LOL, me know youz.? The Postless Banner jeered to the left as if trying to get a better view of James, but the admin soon realized he was just slightly retarded. ?Me stop talkin? bad nowses. I will now talk with a high intellect.? ?Finally,? James grinned. He lifted his ModRod. ?Show your face, Postless Banner.? ?LOL, no.? ?I thought you were going to talk with a higher intellect.? ?I?m the frickin? Postless Banner, not Steven Hawking.? ?But still, it doesn?t take a lot of genius to-? ?Silence!? The Postless Banner stood his ground and smiled behind the emoticon mask. ?You know my appearance, don?t you?? ?Sephiroth,? James stated. ?Very good. LOL.? He then removed the mask and cloak to reveal a Sephiroth avatar. ?How appropriate that you are dressed in Cloud Strife clothes. I shall killerz you now.? James didn?t pay attention to the meaningless threats tossed his way by the Postless Banner. His mind was too busy racing about all the clues thrown together. So it as true that this Postless Banner?s final form is Sephiroth. But who dresses as that character? Maybe a member named Sephiroth. But there are so many of those. Which one to choose?? ?Erm? SephirothX?? James questioned the murderer. ?No!? the Postless Banner remarked. He sounded hurt. ?Don?t insult me. I have to kill you and stuff.? James was sick of the games. He?d figure out who the Postless Banner is later, but for now, he had to stop him. He aimed his ModRod at the villain and fired, only to be deflected by a rod of the same stature. James was amazed. ?A Version 2 ModRod could never deflect my Version 7?s power blast.? ?Precisely. So I used Adam?s Version 7 to block it. LOL.? James stepped back. He didn?t know the Postless Banner had kept the ModRod of his victims. This could mean trouble if he wielded it as skillfully as James did. James would have to use his smarts. ?Hey!? James shouted. ?Look over there! It?s me not shooting you!? ?What?? The Postless Banner jerked his head to look. James shot a bolt, but the murderer blocked just in time. ?I?m so stupid. LOL. That?s the oldest trick in the book.? His expression went from pleased to upset. ?ME NO LIKE TRICKERY.? A bolt war between James and the Postless Banner erupted. Kane, DW, and Solo Tremaine watched with temptation to help their friend, but fear kept them at bay. ?Fuck, I?m not armed with a ModRod,? DW swore. ?I?m not going out there.? ?I hear you on that, brotha,? Kane said in ghetto slang. After smacking knuckles, they continued to observe the heat of the fight. And, boy, was it intense! ?Put out that fire,? James scolded Kid Anime. ?It?s making the heat of this battle intense.? Kid Anime obeyed. ?Sorry.? After the member ran for their life, James was finally overtaken by the Postless Banner and his ModRod was now in the dark murderer?s possession. ?Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle,? chuckled the chuckling murderer. ?I have your ModRod now.? He played with it before sheathing it in his cloaks. ?Now j00 die!? He lifted his ModRod that he pawned off Adam and aimed it directly at the beaten Administrator. HTML code trickled from the leader?s panting mouth. Was it the end? No, it wasn?t. The bolt fired from the rod and shot through the air only to be intercepted by Solo Tremaine, who sacrificed himself for James. Our poor wolf friend was immediately banned and a bag of cookie plopped to the floor. James screamed and the Postless Banner chuckled deviously. ?LOL, a lot of good that did him,? he grinned. ?You?ll still be banned forever.? He turned back to James and prepared another fire. He was interrupted! Kane and Dragon Warrior jumped him, knocking the rod from his hand and sending it towards James? dying form. James took up the rod and shouted, ?Get out of the way, DW, Kane!? The two obeyed and left the confused being of the Postless Banner. Suddenly, James shot another bolt so fast that no one could stop it! Aside from the Postless Banner who had James? rod still. I know, I?m a jerk. ?You fool, James. You all will never defeat me. I?m the best! And James, you stupid fool? you can?t even guess who I am.? ?Hey, shut up,? James barked. ?No!? ?Yes!? ?Make me!? ?I don?t make monkeys, I train them.? ?Grrr?? Fed up, the Postless Banner stomped his foot and finally revealed himself. ?Put all the clues together, you ass. I?m kuja! KUJA!? ?I win,? Kane mused. ?Damnit,? DW whined. ?It was rigged.? Kuja continued. ?Hello, I?m Sephiroth, I had a Version 2 ModRod, you banned me from my position back then. You ass.? ?Yes,? James realized. ?It makes sense. The riddle Shy said. It makes sense. A leader that died, will return, with a weapon you gave him, so you shall burn. Kuja." Kuja clapped his hands together and smiled. ?Bravo, you fucktard.? He then lifted the ModRod up again. ?Now, please let me just get this over with.? The Postless Banner laughed evilly just as Syk3 stepped in. ?Is Dr. Kane here? He still has to pay his check.? The Postless Banner moved his eyes to the hideous features of Syk3. ?What in God?s Green Goodness is that?? He then had a cardiac arrest and died. ?Hey,? Kane said happily. ?Syk3?s ugliness is good for something.? He ran over to the hideous waiter and hugged him. ?You saved us!? He then kissed him on the cheek. Kane is now dead. NOT. Kane just got cancer. In fact, the ending is really happy. Most of the members (the ones that didn?t die, anyway) led blissful lives. James continued to be the administrator. In fact, he?s the only one after he kept slipping Batwing Bladder-Bussles in Charles? coffee everyday. Charles could?ve sworn it was the environment that made him have to poop a lot. Dr. Kane was made an official moderator in Otaku Hollow, his science and smarts further helping and increasing the intelligence that OtakuBoards so badly needed. Dragon Warrior left Otaku Hollow to rebuild Poopie Pineapples and Stuff to call it his own. The forum became ?NUDES ?R? US,? which attracted a lot of guy members, most who were very disappointed after they joined and realized what they got themselves into. He rules happily and often visits Otaku Hollow for advice from James on how to run his slaves. James tells him they?re members, not slaves, but DW doesn?t really understand that concept just yet. Solo died honorably, so Vicky had to raise the children on her own. James, Kane, and DW still plan on finding something out there in the world wide web to bring Solo and the other banned members back. But that?s another time. Besides, who said DW would do any more work? Alan returned and became the official n00b hunter of the boards, slaying any disrespectful member (and some regulars) as he pleases. James doesn?t really monitor his actions? maybe he should? Boba Fett became Star Wars spokesman. He was later murdered for being insanely annoying. Shy came to live in Otaku Hollow. He became the town elder and wise man and gave advice to any who seek it. What a nice guy?and what an arm! SMACK! Yeah, pretty much everyone is livin? good now. In fact, it was one day in the Shinmaru Shack that a big surprise happened? James sipped his tea and smiled happily as he conversed with Kane and DW, who was there visiting for the day. ?Yes, that was a good day at Teh Silly Circus. We should visit again.? ?Hello, gentlemen.? Everyone turned to a fashionably handsome man who appeared at their tableside. ?May I take your order?? ?Where?s our normal waiter, Syk3?? Kane asked in surprise, though pleased he doesn?t have to stare at the ugly facial features. ?Why, I am Syk3.? ?What?!? Everyone was amazed. ?Yeah, I got plastic surgery after I killed a man by just looking at him. I guess you can really say looks can kill.? Everyone laughed and all was good. Or was it? The following members were either in this story or mentioned. I thank them all for allowing their name in it. (Or not realizing that it was in it.) James Kane Dragon Warrior Solo Tremaine Leh Ben Charles Adam Lore Shy Boba Fett Shinmaru Syk3 hEvN Dagger IX1 Final_Flash Zidargh Alan Vicky Desbreko Japan_86 jblessing Domon Annie Methuselah Dark Serena kuja Kid Anime [/size] Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed. If you didn't notice, I left an opening for a sequel. If you really didn't notice, you're stupid ;^D Or are you? Do comment ;) EDIT: When I say 'sequel opening,' I mean the part about finding a way to bring back Solo and all those guys.

[QUOTE=Hevn]Christmas is not Christmas without Christmas carols! I love "O Holy Night" too and I play it on the piano every Christmas. I also love that one from Home Alone that the choir's always singing... it's just very emotional. And, umm, "Jingle Bells Rock" is awesome. All the giddy-up and mix and mingle spells fun![/QUOTE] The choir [i]is[/i] singing "O Holy Night" in Home Alone XD I think they also sing "Carol of the Bells." Not sure.

Wow, you should really shut up and the world would be better off. In all seriousness, you don't seem to understand what's happening in the picture. First off, that mage is running away with a wreath, not threatening someone with it. Another thing is that the mage above the black mage and white mage is holding mistletoe on a stick. I know it's hard to tell, but why would I have the white mage challenge the black mage in a Christmas picture? Especially since the Black Mage is winking. Common sense, now ;^D Lastly, that red one is not hanging on anything. It's just there.