Dragon Warrior

... to honor the ogre. :)

Heh, cryptic indeed. But you can take that phrase any way you want. It does tend to be more darker than light, though, aye? More work. They're put in order from my least fave to my most fave :) [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19934&stc=1[/img] [size=1]Stranger's Hat [This was meant to be blurred as it is] [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19935&stc=1[/img] Candy Canes [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19936&stc=1[/img] God Speed[/size][/center] Please do critique :)

That's true. It was actual bootcamp, I believe XD Oh, and I think it'd be frilly punk [u]underwear[/u], not dressies ;)

Leh made me in the mood to do some odd graphics. This first piece I'm not sure what it means, but it's odd anyways :) Constructive critique please :D [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19933&stc=1[/img] [size=1]"It Matters Not" Banner[/size][/center]

Ahem... these blow XD Nah, you know they're uber sexah (in as straight of a way as possible, mind you). I actually prefer the black&whites over your colored image because it just seems so old fashion and haunting. Haunting as in beautious. My favorite is actually the hand with the ring. These are like art to me because they're simple and have no meaning, but allows one to form a meaning. The hand with the ring is much more mysterious than the men. That and the images are smooth. Me like smooth. And of course, the borders for all the B&W ones are nice (the one for the colored is hard to see, but it's there). All of them, but the colored one get a 9/10. The colored I give a 7/10. My reasons, me not know. Like I said, I liked the B&W better :) PS: Were the black and white images already black and white or did you change them from colored to B&W?

PiroMunkie took the words out of my mouth. If "not much happened," then it's obviously not a big deal. I can't say I believe you, but I can't call you a liar, nonetheless, so I have no clue if this is true. But it did happen in the market where dozens of people are everyday and you'd think someone would do something. Plus, this isn't something you should let go, man. =/

There was a reality show called [b]Boot Camp[/b] where the contestants endured military training and such. :) [size=3][b][u]Swordfighting Master[/u][/b][/size] Contestants who are skilled with swords must enter competitions around the world for fencing and endure crafty sword duels against others and maybe even against other contestants. The one or ones with the worst rank after a competition will be taken off the show. This, of course, could be altered by throwing in other fighting styles such as shields or throwing things XD Fist fighting and martial arts would be fine as well :)

... die from shock. This also made everyone dance a somewhat happy jig. From that day forward, Dane demanded...

Okay, good work everyone. Time is up. Sadly, we did have one person drop out and obviously the other three didn't post (even XBebop who bragged XD). And though half of you didn't follow all the directions (you forgot your username in one of your two graphics), I'm not bootin' anyone this round since we're limited as it is. Round 2! [size=1][b]Competitors Left:[/b] Haze Shippo Hittokiri Zero Hatake[/size] [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19925&stc=1[/img][/center] In round 2, you're gonna make me a movie poster for the new Spiderman movie. I want it to be between 300x600 to 400x800. It must contain: [list] [*]The title "Spider-Man 2" [*]A picture of Spiderman and his main nemesis of this movie. [*]A faded picture of the chick in the movie (her name slipped my mind. She's the one who wants him and shiz). [*]The movie rating "PG-13" [*]Make sure it has a black border. [/list] That's it. Simple as that. You have 'til July 4th to produce this. Good luck!

So one day, as the dog (now officially named Dane) walked around his large business building, he found a sexy employee named Dragon Warrior being sexy. Upon seeing this, Dane...

This disgusted the dog so he decided to invest them in a bank account... for phillycheese steaks.

... to a magical lake, which, at the bottom a powerful being could make him human. Not having a reason to be a human, the dog then...

... this utterly stupid story started all over from the beginning. Once upon a time, there was a dog who liked to sing opera...

... monkey with three heads. The three-headed monkey used an eye beam, which made everyone become one with their twin! Dragon Warrior immediately used his sexahness to revive one of the Georges and everyone prepared for battle with the three-headed monkey!

... made a paradox that sucked everyone in (lots of time travel). When George woke up, he saw two Dragon Warriors, two Darth Vaders, two Ogres, two Chibi Horsewomen, and another him! This made George...

Luckily George kept a wormhole in his pocket and he simply tossed it out and him and his newfound companions leapt inside only to be hurtled back to the lake where it all started.

... some magic fireflies, which were swarming about the room.

... bedroom where Chibi Horsewoman lay... [b][i]dead[/i][/b]. George and DW started, then turned to see Darth Vader!

... leapt inside the unicorn-plastered house. Dragon Warrior squeeled at the sight. "This place is filled with unicorn stuff!" This made George...

... died a horrible death caused from monkey feces in your coffee. Coming back to reality, Dragon Warrior and George decided it was time to...

... was jumped by an ogre. It was scary!

... a sexah beast named Dragon Warrior from Otakuboards appeared. "Hi there, doggie fish," he said as he joined George's group on this unsexy adventure. :^o

... putting lax in her Pepsi (pun intended). George had to snicker to himself when Spears...

... entered a dance contest where the prize was a potion to turn you back to a human. It was very la de da. With these newfound legs, George thought his chances were good.

... magical fairy dust powerful enough to turn him into a human. But he sold it for some chocolate.