Dragon Warrior

Meh, I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned the idea, but maybe have a game-making forum for those who make video games. It's probably not the best idea to make a new forum right after the new OB version has come out, but like I said, just an idear. I myself am an intense game maker wielding the power of the program RM2K and I've spoken with numerous game makers that come to OB. There are also more than just RM2K programs out there to make games (and I'm not talking about Playstation's "Game Maker"). Other game makers: [list] [*]Game Maker [*]RM2K3 [*]Sphere [*]RPG Toolkit [*]Playstation's "Game Maker" [*]Adventure Game [*]Clickteam [*]ika [*]Verge [*]And much more... [/list] This could also possibly open a new fad here on OB. Take it into consideration if you wish. I would just like to find a forum for game makers that aren't filled with jerks and so far I haven't. This forum, however, I've noticed has better rules than any other I've visited and therefore may work for a good gaming community. Just a thought :D

"Whiskey," was the fateful word that one patron managed to mumble this early in the morn. Chi smiled with satisfaction. "Just through this door and into the bar, please," she grinned again, moving a hand towards the bar passageway. "Yeah, yeah, same as always," said another man as the customers crossed over the threshold and into the empty barroom. Lysander watched the customers approach the bar counter and take a seat. He smiled, hoping they noticed his good work on cleaning the countertop. But at this early, the only thing these men wanted to see was a big glass of brew. Chi peered into the room and smiled, then approached her own area behind the lobby counter. She flipped through some papers and heard abrupt burping from the room to her left. "Sometimes," she said under her breath with a giggle. "Sometimes they can be so crude." As Bryony pranced around the stage to set up for a show later in the day (as in, when customers came in for breakfast, if they did), Lysander made his way to the counter and leaned against to talk to the customers. "Ya know, I can help too," he said with a grin. "If you want something to eat, I'm handy in the kitchen. The chef isn't here, but I can do it." Van shook his head and cleaned a glass. Lysander tended to be a show-off. But his words made Van think. Where was the chef? He hoped he'd get there soon or Lysander would do the cooking. Van choked at the thought. After getting some looks, he slowly turned away and drank at a glass of water. He then turned back with a smile and began cleaning again.

Yes, well, I'd have no trouble with Pip's role if this involved people dying instead of disappearing because he'd examine their dead bodies because I'd make him a doctor. Phew! But detective or something sounds reasonable. That or maybe a professor? :<

[center][SIZE=4]Lu[u]dv[/u]ik[/SIZE] [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18270&stc=1[/IMG][/center] (This be the second time I wrote this damn thread) Pronounced Lood-vick, it's actually a child's play from the Holocaust where children in one of the concentration camps performed it for adults. I wish to redo it into a play, movie script, book, something! But first, here are the two plotlines: the play's story, and my version. [b]:::Play:[/b] Ludvik is a vile carpenter who hates the Birds of Cheb because of their song. He builds boxes and cages and stashes the birds away in them. The smallest bird of the village known as Peppysack (or something) stops Ludvik and saves the birds who eventually run Ludvik out of town. Pretty simple stuff. [b]:::My Version[/b] Mine isn't kiddy stuff. The birds have been replaced by humans whom live in the town of Cheb. Ludvik, still being a carpenter in my story, lives in a small house outside of Cheb. He's actually a good man in mine, but his only company are crows and other evil birds like Ravens (I threw the birds in because I wanted to still include birds somehow and they give off the more devious environment). Anyways, he's so lonely that he's driven mad and becomes drunk with hate. He despises the villagers of Cheb and secretly kidnaps them one by one and locks them in cages down in barracks underground that he built (still keeping partially some of the original idea). People are wondering where these villagers are disappearing to and it's becoming rather conspirious. The main character in the play was a small girl bird called Peppysack or whatever. In mine, it's a dude named Pip. I'm working on what role he plays so he gets involved with stopping Ludvik. Possible ideas for him are: [list] [*]He's a doctor and is finding clues (doesn't work well) [*]Priest [*]He's a detective of the middle ages [*]He's just too damn curious XD [/list] Another thing is, I've been working on settings and styles of this story. I want medieval gothic theme. Something Tim Burton's [u]Sleepy Hollow[/u] mixed with the new upcoming [u]Van Helsing[/u] film. My town I want all crooked and mishapen. Cheb should be as eerie as it is. This isn't a scary story or a tale of some lunatic like in [u]Willard[/u] (though Ludvik goes mad with hate and loneliness). I want it to be a tale of man solving mystery of strange disappearances and soon enough in the story, deaths. There will be use of swords as the main weapons, but crossbows are mentioned vaguely too. My ideas are small, but I want opinion. I haven't written it yet, but what do you people want? Movie script, book, or what? And please do give feedback on my ideas and plotline, especially Pip's role. Thanks in advance :D "It's suddenly cold in Cheb." -Quote from Pip even if the story hasn't been written.

Van took a seat on the other side of the bar, admiring Bryony's spirit even if it were the same spirit she had everyday. [i]Quite the excitable one,[/i] he usually thought. He placed a glass he had cleaned down on the counter and gazed at the door. It was almost time and he pondered accountably on how many customers they'd recieve. Last week it was around four dozen within the first few hours of the Monday morn. Lysander got straight to work washing off the tables with a rag and Bryony was busying herself on stage as if to perform just for the two others in the room. As if time was passing too slowly to tell, the first customer stepped in through the barroom door, greeting the group with a nod. Van slipped behind the counter craftily muttering in a cheery tone, "Finally."

(WEE! First post in this forum everness! Fell privelaged, friend) I believe before making anything to rash with characters, figure out the plot from beginning to end. When I say that, I mean big, basic ideas. Adding little things throughout it is fine, but what if you run into a plothole in your main idea that doesn't match your original character bio? I'm just warning to be careful. But good work anyways and good luck. Titles: [u]Deep Six[/u]- This title has actually two meanings. The first is obviously six teens and six. Then, the phrase "deep six" simply means to discard or destroy and isn't that what's happening to the world in a way? A play on words and I'm sure you can find many other meanings for it. [u]Seal of Moira[/u]- This title means the fate of the world. Simple. Meh. [u]Whimsical Karma[/u]- Means unpredictable fate of the world. More simple. I'm not on the best title thinking spree so sorry if I'm no help. Good luck anyways :D

[CENTER][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18216&stc=1[/IMG] [size=1][URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=38399&page=1&pp=10]Click Here[/URL] to open the Recruitment Thread.[/size][/CENTER] Greetings and thank you for joining the RPG. To explain it all again, we live days and nights (I control when day and night come) and live our lives and our jobs in this inn. Remember, if you had a star by your occupation, Sundays are off. I get Sunday off partially, but being a bartender for the bar is part of my job of being manager so I'm pretty busy. Try to follow the map below when wandering the inn if you can: [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18217&stc=1[/img][/center] Here are the character stats so you don't need to rush to the recruitment thread every time you need to see something (this also includes mine): [b]Dragon Warrior[/b] Name: Van Daskar Gender: Male Race: Kenteran Age: 64 (that's young :D ) Fur Color: Blue Size: Tall, Skinny Clothing Style: Robes Shoes: Armored Footwear Eye Color: Black Weapon: Scythe (special for my character. It's a retractable one as well) Life Style: Lives in Manager's Room of Inn Job: Manager Personality: Sarcastic, Friendly [b]callmegoddess04[/b] Name: Tanthalas Littlefox Gender: Female Race: Elf Age: 234 Hair Color: Black-silver Skin Color: Tan Size: Tall, skinny Clothing Style: Waitress Style Shoes: Boots Eye Color: Blue Weapon: Staff Life Style: Live in Inn Jobs: Waitress Personality: Helpful, humorous [b]Ohkami[/b] Name: Chi Iteki Gender: Female Race: Human Age: 20 Hair Colour: Chocolate Brown Skin Colour: Tan Size: Tall, Skinny Clothing Style: Simple Top and Pants Shoes: Classy Shoes Eye Colour: Emerald Green Weapon: Katana Life Style: Lives in Inn Jobs: Lobby Manager Personality: Friendly, Helpful [b]Balinese[/b] Name: Bryony Solostaran Gender: Female Race: Elf Age: 130 Hair Color: Blue Size: Tall, Skinny Clothing Style: Simple top and pants Shoes: Leather boots Eye Color: Green Skin color: Tan Weapon: Staff Life Style: Lives in own home Job: Entertainer ^_^ Personality: Helpful, Friendly [b]Lysander[/b] Name: Lysander Gender: Male Race: Elf Age: 216 Hair Color: Black and Silver Skin Color: Tan Size: Tall,skinny Clothing style: Shirt,Vest,Pants Shoes: Classy Shoes Eye Color: Hazel Weapon: Broad Sword Life Style: Lives in Inn Job: Waiter Personality: Carefree,Show-off [b]Cyriel[/b] Name: Idgie (short for Imodene) Gender: Female Race: Human Age: 21 Hair Color: Black Skin Color: White Size: Short, Skinny Clothing Style: Simple Top and Pants and *Apron!* Shoes: Classy Shoes Eye Colour: Gray Weapon: Double-Headed Axe Life Style: Lives in Kitchens Jobs: Chef Personality: Continuously Bored, Sarcastic [b]Dmitri_Dragoon[/b] Name: Draken Ironfist Gender: Male Race: Dwarf Age: 150 Hair Color: Red Skin Color: Tan Size: Short, Skinny (He's like a barrel.. not fat, not skinny...) Clothing Style: Shirt, Vest, Pants Shoes: Boots Eye Colour: Hazel Weapon: Spatula (I'll scrape up their brains...

[QUOTE=Balinese][FONT=Comic Sans MS]well, i'll give it a shot. Name: Bryony Solostaran Gender: Female Race: Elf Age: 130 Hair Color: Blue Size: Tall, Skinny Clothing Style: Simple top and pants Shoes: Leather boots Eye Color: Green Skin color: Tan Weapon: Staff Life Style: Lives in own home Job: Chef Personality: Helpful, Friendly Please let me know if you need me to change anything... or if you don't need meh. i'd be content just watching this one ^_^ looks awesome.[/FONT][/QUOTE] You're fine. In fact, you're the last one that may sign up, but I just need you to be the entertainer. Chef is already taken and entertainer is the last position open :D Once you edit, we may start ^_^

[QUOTE=Kain]Name: Kusanagi Yoshima Gender: Male Race: Elf Age: 216 Hair Color: Black and Silver Skin Color: Tan Size: Tall,skinny Clothing style: Shirt,Vest,Pants Shoes: Classy Shoes Eye Color: Hazel Weapon: Broad Sword Life Style: Lives in Inn Job: Waiter Personality: Carefree,Show-off[/QUOTE] Kain, change your name. I said no japanese names. Since you're an elf, try an elven-style name :D Thanks. And The (Sic) Shape, please change your life style. You can only choose one of the two. We've already filled all the worker rooms and the rooms on the 2nd floor are for patrons only.

[center][b]Hellboy[/b] [IMG]http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0305/31/hellboy.jpg[/IMG] I dunno about you guys, but I wanna see this movie when it comes out April 2nd. It looks amazing. In a way, it's X-Men, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and other mutant-like movies where they kick butt. The deal is, though, is it's somehow different. The storyline I'm too sure I've gotten right, but the theatrical trailers seemed to portray it right so it works for me. Plus, I like that dude with the metal mask and swords that come out of his wrists. Wicked awesome XD And I do believe it's an old series too. I found some comics of Hellboy so meh... possible. Here's some gifts real quick... er... well, [i]a[/i] gift: [URL=http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/hellboy/]Click for Official Site[/URL][/center] Bytheway, is that John Malcovich (sp?) playing Hellboy? For some reason, I feel that is him XD

[QUOTE=ArunueShekamari]what exactly gave you the idea for this? Its good but it seems really really.......interesting.. aw where did you get the Idea for this? Have you done anything else like this with other series-es? lol. I like it much I do. very nice. Like theadore said, you deserve all the praise that is granted to you. ^^[/QUOTE] Well, obviously this is a simple Zelda parody, but I've made a zillion other things like this. To name a few, The Kobra and Lamb Show, Goatman, Pirates of the Otakuboards, How the James Stole Christmas, The Adventures of Daily Comic, The Educational Adventures of DW and Shinmaru, Mr. T Adventures, Dude Stories, etc. Too many to name off :< [center][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18181&stc=1[/IMG][/center] [I]Last we left, Pink and Louie were about to be beaten to a bloody pulp by the Monster of Doom for getting it yellow spandex instead of blue. Yays![/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Ahhh! I?m gonna die! Wait! (spots something in a tree) Hold me, Louie! [b]Louie:[/b] You people never give up. [b]Pink:[/b] I?m not gay! [b]Louie:[/b] Suuuure? [b]Pink:[/b] Just pick me up and throw me at that tree. [I]And so, the puppet used his mighty strength to chuck Pink at the tree. He unfortunately hit the trunk. He climbed to the top and found what he had spotted. Seeds! Big seeds! Oddly enough, the Monster of Doom just sat around and watched the whole scene when he could?ve been killing them.[/I] [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Hey! You?re right, narrator. I?ve gotta stop them! (charges) [b]Pink:[/b] Holy laundry day! He?s charging Louie! (grabs a couple of seeds) Pink is on the way! (leaps from the tree and chucks the seeds at the Monster of Doom) [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] WTF? (gets hit in the head by seeds) Ouchies! (disappears in a cloud of smoke) [b]Louie:[/b] That was unexpected. [b]Pink:[/b] Quite. I guess I can fight a little. [b]Louie:[/b] Ha! You wish, you little b*tch. [b]Pink:[/b] Aw crap! That monster was going to show me the way to the wise man?s house. [b]Louie:[/b] Are you ****ing dumb? [I]There?s a long, awkward silence.[/I] [b]Louie:[/b] Umm? yeah. Remember in episode 2, it mentioned I was a good navigator? Why didn?t you just ask me? I would?ve frickin? done the job. [b]Pink:[/b] I?ve began to ignore the narrator. [I]Why, you gay little hero?[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] (mumbles something insulting involving tissue paper) [b]Louie:[/b] C?mon, you little gaywad! We must get to the wise man?s house! [I]And so, after Pink scolded Louie for calling him gay, the two of them set off to find the wise man?s house. The Lost Woods were long and treacherous, but with Louie?s guidance, it was a piece of cake.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Piece of cake? Awww? now I?m hungry ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] Well, we?re not ****ing stopping now. [b]Pink:[/b] But Louie ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] No! >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] ? [b]Pink:[/b] ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] Otay? yeesh? whiny b*tch. [I]So they set up camp for the night and ate peanut butter and cabbage sandwiches.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] NU UH! Mine?s a hammy sammich! [b]Louie:[/b] :^o [I]:^o[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] What? :< [b]Louie:[/b] How dare you! >:^o [I]Yeah! That?s a copyright of the Sammich Squad![/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Me not know ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] Because you suck! [I]We?ll let you off with a warning this time, but next time you do it, the Sammich Squad will have to take care of you.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Eep. ;_; [I]After they finished their din din and I scared the crap out of Pink, they got some rest and before long, day broke.[/I] [b]Louie:[/b] ****! How can we fix it? [b]Pink:[/b] I dunno. Day never broke before! [b]Louie:[/b] I?m just a puppet! I don?t know how to fix these kind of situations! [b]Pink:[/b] I?m just an idiot ;_; [b]Louie:[/b] I was made by some Chinese worker back in 1980!!! [I]Aw shut up, you two! It?s a figure of speech![/I] [b]Pink/Louie:[/b] Oh :< [I]So the idiots set off to find the wise man?s house again. It wasn?t long before it was seen right up ahead.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Dere it is! :^o [b]Louie:[/b] Let me do all the frickin? talking in there, okay? [b]Pink:[/b] I like bagels with cream cheese :^D [b]Louie:[/b] O.o [I]So they approached the door and knocked. The door slowly opened revealing--[/I] [b]Pink/Louie:[/b] BILL COSBY? [b]Bill Cosby:[/b] Ga-HA! Yeah! [b][I]Later? inside the wise--er? Bill Cosby?s home?[/I][/b] [b]Bill:[/b] Now, ya see, dis adventure of yours is perfect for the type of man you are. You take a little of dis and dat and what do ya got? [I]Cough cough?[/I] [b]Bill:[/b] Ye got da birds and da bees! Ga-HA! [b]Louie:[/b] O.o [b]Pink:[/b] O.o [b]Louie:[/b] Oh? (looks at wrist) Look at the time! [b]Pink:[/b] Louie, you?re not wearing a watch. [b]Louie:[/b] Shut up! (to Bill) Thanks for the tea and-- [b]Bill:[/b] Now the thing about the tea is you get your essential vitamins with a little whacked upness, if ye know what I mean. Ga-HA! It?s good for you, but not for me, Bill Cosby. [b]Pink:[/b] I need to go to the bathroom. (rushes into the other room) [I]Pink had sadly left Louie to fend for himself with Bill Cosby as he searched for the facilities in Bill?s hut. He came across a long hallway where two twin girls stood. He looked at them curiously.[/I] [b]Two Twin Girls:[/b] Come play with us, Pink. [b]Pink:[/b] Otay! :^D [I]And so he did? but meanwhile, with Bill and Louie?[/I] [b]Bill:[/b] And once ye got that, den there?s no turning back. Ga-HA! [b]Louie:[/b] (eyes are bloodshot) Ve-ry? interesting? [b]Bill:[/b] Now let me tell ya about my book [u]Fatherhood[/u]-- [b]Louie:[/b] NOOOO!!! (punches Bill and runs down the hall to grab Pink) PINK! LET?S GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE! [b]Pink:[/b] But why? :< I made new friends. [b]Louie:[/b] (looks at the twins) WTF? [b]Two Twin Girls:[/b] Get this guy away from us!!! (run off screaming) [b]Pink:[/b] They liked bagels with cream cheese too :^D [b]Louie:[/b] Very nice, but we must go! [b]Pink:[/b] Did you get info from the wise man about fighting and stuff? [b]Louie:[/b] Yes, but let?s go before-- [b]???:[/b] Hey boys?. [I]They slowly looked behind them and there was Bill Cosby holding up his book with a shaky hand![/I] [b]Bill:[/b] Now ye see, that?s not nice to do to old Bill Cosby? [b]Pink/Louie:[/b] AHHH!!! [I]The two of them ran out of the house and out of the Lost Woods to never be seen again? wait. That?s not right. They?re the heroes. Of course they?re seen again. Oh well.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] (panting) Dat was scary. [b]Louie:[/b] I know. Who woulda thought the wise man would be ****ing Bill Cosby. [b]Pink:[/b] Louie! What?s that? [b]Louie:[/b] Huh? (looks down and notices a huge slice across his chest) OH MY GOD! Ga-HA! [b]Pink:[/b] AHHH! [b]Louie:[/b] What?s going on? Ga-HA! [b]Pink:[/b] Why do you keep laughing like Bill? [b]Louie:[/b] I must?ve been scratched by him while trying to flee! I?m ****ing cursed! [b]Pink:[/b] :^o [b]Louie:[/b] Soon I?ll become another Bill Cosby! Don?t let that happen to me, Pink! [b]Pink:[/b] Then we must find a way to cure it! But how? :< [b]Louie:[/b] In the town of DizzleWizzle, there?s bound to be a witch who can whip up a potion. [b]Pink:[/b] Let?s go then! [b]Louie:[/b] You learning how to fight will have to wait! Quickly! We must make has-ga-HA! [b]Pink:[/b] ;_; [I]Crap! Louie the smart-mouth puppet has been cursed by the scratch of a Bill Cosby! If he isn?t cured, he?ll become the crazy-talking comedian before long! Will the heroes make it to DizzleWizzle in time? Find out when this plotline begins to get better! :^D [/I]

Silly Annie :< Anyways, my only thing is that Steph, you can't have two occupations. You're either the waitress or the entertainer. Please do choose one and edit ^_^

[center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18216&stc=1[/img] [b]The First of the Merdakiya Game Saga[/b][/center] [size=1]Greetings. If you are looking at this, you are most likely curious of what Ermwell Inn is. Though it sounds like a disturbing survivor murder game, it?s not. It?s a game that really could not have an ending (unless stopped because of boredom). Ermwell Inn is a simple inn just outside the town of Sossabane in the world of Merdakiya. It?s located just within the woods and is not that hard to find. As you can see from the blueprints below, Ermwell is more than just an inn. It contains a bar/dining hall, a stage within the dining hall, lobby, and naturally, the bedrooms for the guests. Most of the workers from the inn (including the owner) live in the rooms in exchange for high pay like the rest of the employees. Those rooms are on the third floor. [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18217&stc=1[/IMG] What makes Ermwell so interesting? Nothing in particular. Like any inn in Merdakiya, you?ll find odd patrons and uncanny employees, but it?s all the same. What makes it unique is the style of life the people who work at the inn have. And that?s where this RPG is going. By signing up, you are a worker at this inn. You?ll have to take one of the jobs from the list below that HAS NOT been taken yet. Some jobs can have a certain number of people playing it (example: waiter). In the RPG, you will play as this person as they work through their days and nights in the inn. You will be either living there or not. Your choice. I, of course, will be living there as for I am the owner. I will say when the night is over and when it begins, but you pretty much get to make the work days exciting. The RPG will be based around just the inn, but Sunday is our main day off for most employees (including me). You can get away and do your own around Ermwell, but nothing too wild. Some of you may be aware this is similar to [b]Black Haven[/b], another RPG I tried long ago. It was successful with people posting, but some members posted stuff that didn?t make sense or they totally ruined the storyline or events. Fortunately that problem has been fixed and hopefully it will not happen again. To make sure that doesn?t happen, I?m going to have it where such big events (like the bandits in Black Haven) will not occur in Ermwell (or maybe just not too often). But no fear. The RPG will still be interesting if you make the guests and jobs entertaining. This is even, in a way, a test of your skills. Anyone is free to join (as long as they follow requirements), but please don?t join if you?re not the greatest person at these types of RPGs. Even one person can ruin it all (that includes myself). Now that I?ve put my jackass self aside, we can get on with it. This is an E-rated RPG (or, if you want to put it, PG). That means no foul language, sexual content, or large violence. We can have battles with such patrons who are pains in the you-know-whats, but nothing gory. Meh, anyways, I?ve spared you in a way for your signup. No big long description. Just a simple survey, you could say. All you must do is select things from the list and form your character. You may use any item from each list (one per list, please) with the exception of the job list. If the job is taken, you may not have it unless there?s numerous positions for it (ex: Waiter x2). Whoever joins gets in, but there aren?t many places for people (or it?ll get too hectic) so be sure you really wanna join :^D Anywhoozles, get signin? up! Any questions or comments may be posted (and when I say posted, I mean with your signup. No spammy :^D), PMed, or tell me on my AIM. Have fun :< [/size] [center][b]:::Create Your Character:::[/b][/center] [indent][u]Name[/u][/indent] Choose a name on your own. The only deal is I want you to not choose some goofy Japanese name or whatever. This is a more medieval environment, if you will, so please choose one appropriate to it. Even think about your race and make your name match it. (Ex: If you?re an elf, Gyldazyl) [indent][u]Gender[/u][/indent] -Male -Female [indent][u]Race[/u][/indent] -Human -Elf -Dwarf -Komodo (Lizard-People) -Cathals (Cat-People) -Kobolds (Dog-People) -Mether (Skinny Human-Like Creatures with Big, Creepy Eyes and Blue Skin) -Kenterans (Furry Elves [Short fur]) [indent][u]Age[/u][/indent] Your age would be determined from your race. Humans live our life expectancy (duh!), Elves live really long, Dwarves live decently lengthy, Komodo, Cathals, Kobolds, and Methers just a hundred years longer than humans, and Kenterans live to about three-hundred. [indent][u]Hair Color[/u][/indent] This is for Humans, Elves, and Dwarves only. -Brown -Red -White -Silver -Black -Blonde -Green -Blue [indent][u]Fur Color[/u][/indent] This is for Cathals, Kobolds, and Kenterans only. -Brown (Not for Kenterans) -Blue (Kenterans Only) -Green (Kenterans Only) -Blonde (Not for Kenterans) -Orange (Not for Kenterans) -Yellow (Not for Kenterans) -Black -Grey (Not for Kenterans) -White (Not for Kenterans) [indent][u]Skin Color[/u][/indent] This is for Humans, Elves, and Dwarves only. -Tan -Peach -White -Black -Brown [indent][u]Size[/u][/indent] This refers to everyone, but Komodo. They?re all tall and skinny. -Tall, Fat -Short, Fat -Tall, Skinny -Short, Skinny [indent][u]Clothing Style[/u][/indent] -Robes -Simple Top and Pants (Women Only) -Waiter/Waitress Suit (Only if you?re a waiter/waitress) -Casual Peasant Clothes -Shirt, Vest, Pants -Light Leather Armor -Plain Shirt, Plain Pants [indent][u]Shoes[/u][/indent] This is for Humans, Elves, Dwarves, and Kenterans only. -Casual Footwear (Not Sneakers, but more just leather for the feet) -Boots -Classy Shoes -Armored Footwear [indent][u]Eye Color[/u][/indent] -Blue -Brown -Hazel -Grey -Red -Black -Yellow -Green [indent][u]Weapon[/u][/indent] This is for everyone, but Methers. They?re peaceful folk. Also, if you do get a weapon, you?re allowed one. -Broad Sword -Simple Axe -Boomerang -Bow and Arrow -Staff -Rod -Katana -Bastard Sword -Throwing Knives -Throwing Stars -Throwing Axes -Double-Headed Axe -Spatula (Best for if you?re the cook. Of course, you?ll probably lose in combat :^D) [indent][u]Life Style[/u][/indent] NOTE: I only have room for 4 workers to live in the inn. -Lives in Inn -Lives in Own Home [indent][u]Jobs[/u][/indent] Remember, if it?s taken, you can?t have it. Jobs marked with a * mean they get Sundays off. The number with the ?x? before it means there can be that many in the RPG. Watch that. -Waiter/Waitress x2 -Entertainer (None music-wise) -*Musician x2 -Lobby Manager (Greets people, helps at the main desk, rents rooms out, almost like second in command, but not) -Chef -*Assistant Chef (helps with cooking, but not too important) [indent][u]Personality[/u][/indent] With this one, there?s an exception. I will allow you to choose two as long as they don?t clash (in other words, don?t choose ?cruel,? then choose ?Friendly?). -VERY HAPPY -Cruel -Sulky -Continuously Bored -Grumpy -Friendly -Humorous -Serious -Cowardly -Show-off -Selfish -Carefree -Helpful -Sarcastic -Strategic Another quick note is that when I reveal it?s a new day, I will give the date of that day and what day it is. Remember, Sundays are days off for the ones marked as such. We don?t accept people to drop in on Sundays unless they were there already the previous day. Yays! Also, we don?t use magic. I?ll explain more on how to serve your jobs and roleplay as NPCs when this thing gets going. Thanks for your time and have fun :^) [center][size=1][I]More Merdakiya Games Coming Soon[/I][/size][/center]

Thank you, Mr. Theadore guy person :D Random nonsense usually is my thing, that's how I come up with it. But this isn't even the worst of it... ho no! It gets worse, trust me :< Episode 3 soon ^_^

[center][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18172&stc=1[/IMG][/center] [I]Last we left our hero, he had just beaten down a hobo for a wooden sword and shield. But there?s a problem! Pink doesn?t know how to fight! What will the little gay hero do?[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Hey, shut up! [b]Random Person:[/b] I believe I may be of some service to you. [b]Pink:[/b] I?m not gay? [b]Random Person:[/b] Oh, I know. I?m speaking of how you can learn to fight. [b]Pink:[/b] Meh? :< [b]Random Person:[/b] Yes. Much meh. [b]Pink:[/b] Tell me more, random person. [b]Random Person:[/b] Otay! (sits down on a stump that came out of nowhere) Deep in the Lost Woods lay a wise man-- [b]Pink:[/b] Who will teach me how to fight! Yippie skippie! :^D Thanks, random person. I?m off to the Lost Woods! (rushes off) [b]Random Person:[/b] Come back here, you pink fairy. I?m not finished yet! [I]But it was too late. Pink had already set off to find the famed Lost Woods where a wise man supposedly lived.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Gee willickers, I hope that wise man can help me. (enters the Lost Woods) It sure is scary ;_; [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] I knowz. [b]Pink:[/b] Yeah. Say, Monster of Doom, can you point me in the direction of the wise man? He?s gonna teach me stuff! [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] :^o [b]Pink:[/b] What? [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] I want some spandex >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] Okay. If I find you some spandex, will you point me in the direction of the wise man so he can teach me stuff? [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Spandex ;_; [b]Pink:[/b] I?ll take that as a yes! Onward! (runs off to find spandex) [I]But these were the Lost Woods. He?d never be able to find his way through without the guidance of the Monster of Doom. So Pink ran through some trees, climbed some cliffs, and even passed some wise man?s house until he came across an evil-looking cave.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Holy heart failure, Batman! An evil-looking cave. [b]Batman:[/b] Let?s investigate. [I]And so they did. It wasn?t long before Batman?s gadgets failed and he was slain by bats and Gels. Pink continued on after admiring Adam West?s corpse and came upon an evil-looking doorway.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Wowzers. An evil-looking doorway. Man, this is some lame writing. [b]BOOMING VOICE:[/b] SILENCE! [b]Pink:[/b] ;_; [b]BOOMING VOICE:[/b] YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE GREAT CREATURE OF THE LOST WOODS CAVE AND STUFF! WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT! [b]Pink:[/b] But me not good at kung fu. [b]BOOMING VOICE:[/b] SILENCE! [b]Pink:[/b] Shut up >:^o [I]A little creature ran through the door and past Pink, crying. It turned around and stuck it?s tongue out.[/I] [b]Little Creature:[/b] YOU SUCK! [b]Pink:[/b] WTF? [I]Putting aside the fact that the threatening monster was actually a little stupid beast, Pink continued his way through the door. Upon walking over the threshold, the door slammed shut and he was locked in. He heard an evil laugh.[/I] [b]Evil Voice:[/b] Ha HA HAHAHAH HAhAAhhHa and ha! [b]Pink:[/b] What kind of sick place is this? >:^o [b]Evil Voice:[/b] It?s teh lairness, my pet! [b]Pink:[/b] Oh crap! [I]The room was suddenly lit revealing a giant monster and some puppet tied to a wooden thingy.[/I] [b]Puppet:[/b] Finally. A hero! [b]Pink:[/b] Me can saverz you! (trips and loses 1 full heart) [b]Puppet:[/b] Aw ****. [b]Giant Monster:[/b] I are teh EVIL MONSTER OF LOST WOODS AND STUFF and you suck >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] There?s no such thing as sucking. You change a high concentration to a lower concentration causing the liquid in your straw to push upward and go into your mouth. Sucking doesn?t exist. [b]Giant Monster:[/b] (speechless) Ummm? [b]Pink:[/b] Hey! I thought you were speechless! [b]Giant Monster:[/b] I am! [b]Pink:[/b] You said a word! [b]Giant Monster:[/b] ?Ummm? isn?t a word. It?s more of a-- [b]Puppet:[/b] Will you two fight already? >:^o [b]Pink/Giant Monster:[/b] Otay :< [I]And so, Pink killed the monster with ease and released the puppet from it?s imprisonment.[/I] [b]Puppet:[/b] Thanks, b*tch. That was terrible. Name?s Louie. I?ll be your sidekick and ****. [b]Pink:[/b] You swear a lot. :< [b]Louie:[/b] Yeah? Who gives a flyin? ****? [b]Pink:[/b] :^o [b]Louie:[/b] What? [b]Pink:[/b] Kids read this story. [b]Louie:[/b] Meh. [b]Pink:[/b] Wait a second! (pushes Louie into some lava) Is that-IT IS! [I]Pink rushed over to where a treasure chest had appeared inside of the monster?s corpse. He opened it to gain yellow spandex![/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Yays :< [b]Louie:[/b] You ****ing skank! You?re lucky I?m lava-proof. Now let?s get out of here. [I]And so they did. With the help of Louie?s navigation abilities, Pink and the smart-mouthed puppet made it back to the Monster of Doom in no time.[/I] [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Spandex ;_; [b]Pink:[/b] Here they are! (holds up yellow spandex) [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Yellow! I wanted blue >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] Wha? [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Now you shall pay! [I]Without warning (aside from the monster saying ?Now you shall pay!?), the Monster of Doom transformed into a hideous creature and began charging Pink and Louie.[/I] [b]Louie:[/b] ****! We?re in a tight spot! Kill it, you loser hero! [b]Pink:[/b] Me not know how to fightness! [b]Louie:[/b] But you killed the Giant Monster in the cave >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] He was allergic to me :< [b]Louie:[/b] ****! [b]Monster of Doom:[/b] Stop swearing! This is a kids? show. Now stand still so I can rip out your body parts and make for a bloody and gory scene. [b]Pink/Louie:[/b] ;_; [I]What will become of our stupid hero dressed in pink and his worthy sidekick who?s a talking puppet? Will they die? Let?s hope so. This story is very cliché. Find out what happens in EPISODE 3 :^o OMG NO![/I]

Ah, but once more, I quote myself in saying I live in Carson City. Our stores are lacking in materials and I don't exactly have money to buy such things XD Even if I did, no one else would do it with me :D

Heh. I thought someone would eventually believe that was a typo. It's very similar to the original title which is what I wanted. And Pink = Link.. ya know :D Episode 2 soon ;_;

[center][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18167&stc=1[/IMG][/center] [center][I][size=1]Long ago, in the far off world of Hycool where everyone was extremely awesome (well, everyone, but that Wesley guy. He was so-so), there was the kingdom of Hycool. In it was a king? duh! There was also a princess named Selda. Hidden in the kingdom by Selda was the all-powerful three triangles known as the Three-Quarters Force. What good was it, we don?t know, but an evil Prince of Darkness known as Lennard--[/size][/I][/center] [b]Lennard:[/b] I prefer to be called Ganon! [center][I][size=1]Sorry. GANON wanted the three-quarters force. So, taking quick action, Selda broke the three-quarters force into eight pieces and scattered them across Hycool. Ganon was furious.[/size][/I][/center] [b]Ganon:[/b] Meh. (shrugs) Whatcha gonna do. [center][I][size=1]So in a fit of rage, he kidnapped Selda and held her for ransom![/I][/size][/center] [b]Ganon:[/b] Hey! That?s not a bad idea. Thanks! (kidnaps Selda) [b]Selda:[/b] Thanks a lot, narrator! [center][I][size=1] Any time! Anywhoozles, she was kidnapped. The king of Hycool was worried. No one attempted to save the fair princess. Only one brave hero marked in pink clothing stood up for the job.[/I][/size][/center] [b]King:[/b] What?s with the clothing? [b]Hero:[/b] Umm? laundry day. [b]King:[/b] Wait? isn?t your name Pink? [b]Pink:[/b] No? it?s um? uh? (flips through Nintendo Power) Samus Aran! D?OH! [b]King:[/b] You lie! [b]Pink:[/b] Hey! Shut up or I won?t save the *****. [center][I][size=1]So the king shut up and Pink was off to save the *****-I mean? Selda? yeah?[/I][/size] [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18168&stc=1[/IMG][/center] [I]We start our adventure where Link-I mean? Pink (damn these names) is on his way through Hycool Market to find a decent weapon and shield. There didn?t seem to be any. I mean, there was a scooter monkey, but those only work well in the summer. What?s that? What?s a scooter monkey? You?ll see when you have your contanaboomp.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] La la la? shoppingness. [b]Bully1:[/b] Hey, pink punk. [b]Bully2:[/b] Hehe. Pink. [b]Pink:[/b] ?Sup, dawgs? [b]Bully1:[/b] Yo, shut up, foo?! You can?t talk slang like us mothas! [b]Pink:[/b] You?re mothers? Congratulations. What did you name the little tikes? [b]Bully1:[/b] Dat?s it! We?re gonna open a can of whoop-*** on? your ***. [b]Bully2:[/b] Fresh from the shelf! [b]Pink:[/b] Why?s that, big brutes that could easily harm me? [b]Bully1:[/b] ?Cause you talkin? crazy! This be a Zelda ripoff, dawg! [b]Bully2:[/b] Tru dat. [b]Pink:[/b] I?m sorry, but I?m not sure I follow. [b]Bully1:[/b] You?re just a little pink Link ripoff too. [b]Bully2:[/b] Hehe. Pink. [b]Pink:[/b] Umm? excuse me, but you?re extending the first episode?s storyline a little too much. We?re already on page 2 in a word processor. [b]Bully1:[/b] Aw damnit! We?ll be back, foo?! [b]Bully2:[/b] Hahaha! Umm? yeah! [I]Once the two bullies left, Pink spotted a shop and entered.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Hewwo. May I purchase a sword and shield? [b]Shopkeep:[/b] You need moneys first! We not give things away for freesies! [b]Pink:[/b] What? [b]Translator:[/b] He said buzz off or he?ll be forced to slay you unless you have money. [b]Pink:[/b] Oh. Okay. (walks out of shop) Such a nice man. I guess I?ll have to get money from the King. After all, he should give me money since I [I]am[/I] saving the world! [center]----[/center] [b]King:[/b] Piss off! [b]Pink:[/b] But I?m saving the world for you! Can?t you just spare a hundred rupees? [b]King:[/b] Though it?d seem like a good idea to support the man who will save our world, my answer still stands at ?No!? Be gone or I?ll slay you. [b]Translator:[/b] He says-- [b]Pink:[/b] I know what he said! [I]And so Pink wandered back out into the market place.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] Where will I ever find enough rupees for a sword and shield? [b]Random Guy:[/b] Excuse me- (leaps out of a dumpster) -I couldn?t help but overhear you need money. [b]Pink:[/b] Yes, I need it to save the world. [b]Random Guy:[/b] Hahahaha! Man, that?s priceless! You cute little gay kids these days. [b]Pink:[/b] (snorts) I?m not gay. [b]Random Guy:[/b] Sure thing, muffin. But if you want rupees, slay some people. [b]Pink:[/b] Hmm? putting aside the fact that you called me gay and muffin, your logic intrigues me and I wish to join your organization. [b]Random Guy:[/b] Otay! (gives Pink a membership card to the ?Prosperous-Looking Peoples?) [b]Pink:[/b] Hm. Prosperous. That?s sexy. [b]Random Guy:[/b] Yes. (is suddenly in a dumpster on the other side of town) [b]Pink:[/b] Why does Gavynn always use such random humor in his stories? (shrugs and wanders off) [I]So Pink decided to kill some people like the prosperous-looking man from the dumpster suggested. He took a stick and started his reign of terror.[/I] [b]Man:[/b] So then I said, why do you want my--(turns around) Why are you poking me with that stick? [b]Pink:[/b] Umm? [b]Man:[/b] And why is your clothing pink? [b]Pink:[/b] Umm? [b]Man:[/b] Are you- [b]Pink:[/b] No. [b]Man:[/b] Are you sure you?re not- [b]Pink:[/b] No. I mean-yes! I mean? gotta go. (runs off) [I]Things are not looking good for our young gay friend.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] I?m not gay! [I]Whatever you say, cupcake. Anyways, after becoming fed up with trying to attempt murder, he decided what was best was to try and see if he could get rupees from monsters.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] (approaches drooling creature of doom) I want rupees ;_; [b]Monster:[/b] Otay! (gives Pink a hundred rupees) [b]Pink:[/b] Yippie skippie! :^D [b]Monster:[/b] >:^o [b]Pink:[/b] What? [b]Monster:[/b] I?ll just be taking these back now! (takes back money and runs off to have a tea party) [b]Pink:[/b] Awww? this blows. [b]???:[/b] Or does it? [I]Pink whirled around to see a hobo in a trash can with a wooden stick shaped like a sword.[/I] [b]Pink:[/b] A sign! (beats the hobo down and takes his trash can lid and wooden sword) [b]Hobo:[/b] My house! [b]Pink:[/b] (socks the hobo) ONWARD! [I]And so, Pink is finally able to start his journey. But will he survive in the dark world of Hycool with evil people like Lennard out there? Find out in the next gripping episode of LEGEND OF SELDA (though the story is more about Pink than Selda)![/i] [b]Hobo:[/b] Gavynn will pay for making me play this role. (collapses) ------------------------ Episode 2 on it's way soon :<

Well, I do like to make humorous banners and it's possible you will find this funny, but it's dead serious. In all truth, these two banners are for real. Their messages are far from fibs. What's that? You want proof they're true. Then just look deep down inside yourself. You'll hear a little voice saying "Dragon Warrior's sexy." I stand by that :< [CENTER][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18003&stc=1[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18004&stc=1[/IMG][/CENTER] PS: The second banner I made for KKC. She knows it's true as well >:^o

[center] [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17837&stc=1[/img] [size=1][I]Otay. Time for this RPG to get started! Hoohah! Anyways, the people who got in are the following: KKC- Barret Bonden- Book Binder Noelle- Natasha Katz- Cartographer Boba Fett- Jedgar Nieta- Cook Lynx- Vanard Ambrose- Guards Pigs Lrb- John Kidd- Cobbler Baron Samedi- Ruden Thorne- Gardener I?ll start this puppy by me being on my fine ship. Your job for first post is to just simply introduce your character, really. In other words, have them come up to the ship and line up on the docks. After that, my character will appear and look you all over, then we?re off. ^_^[/I][/size][/center] Captain boarded his ship on the fine summer day. He just reloaded it with vittles and supplies with the little money he had left over after his ?dilemma? with the previous crew. He panned over the ship, looking at it tentatively. He wasn?t sure if it were up to a challenge such as this voyage, but nevertheless, he?d try anyways. If it makes it through the journey, he?d simply put it?s tired bones to rest and buy himself a new ship, starting his own fleet of dangerous pirates-once he gets a real pirate crew first, of course. He leapt over a couple of ropes tying barrels down to the side rails and skipped steps up the stairs to the top deck where the helm perched. He looked around with a mischievous expression, as if he?d planned to steal his own ship. Looking across the waters to the land, he noted some rather unusual people walking along the wooden planks of the waft. He squinted and shook his head as if the image was stuck to his brain and he wanted it out. [I]Unusual that what seems to be a cobbler and a gardener are doing on the docks of a pirate area,[/I] he pondered to himself. Maybe they were pirates. He didn?t know. He just hoped they weren?t his crew. He stepped down and approached the side railing again. Strangely enough, the gardener and the cobbler did not stop and continued on their merry way to his ship?s docking area. [I]What the bloody hell are they doing?[/I] he asked himself like he could answer. [I]I didn?t order any shoes to be brought aboard, nor do I have any hedges that need trimming.[/I] Consternation swept over his face like the breeze that flew his tassels. [I]I hope that gardener is not the hair stylist I ordered.[/I] The two men kept coming, as did many other unusual people, with the exception of some that were not so odd. For example, a cook was approaching. But then again, no pirate cook wore something like--like--like [I]THAT[/I]! He put his head in his hands and watched as six unusual locals commenced towards his vessel. ?Bloody ?ell,? he mumbled, as he finally figured this was his notorious crew he had asked for his daring voyage. [center]----[/center] [indent]Okay. Quick note before you post. Everyone is coming to his ship at the same time as I described above. And remember, you?re going to stand in a line on the dock and then I?ll post that the captain will come down and say the ?howdy dos,? otay? Also, obviously the captain hasn?t thought of the idea that a crappy crew means it?s easier to ditch you guys so keep that in mind ;) He wanted a rough and tough pirate crew originally.[/indent]

It was really tough to decide, but like I said, I chose the ones I think would do the best with this as well as what their character's occupation was previously. We must remember that the Captain is going to ditch most of these punks and he wants them the least sea-worthy and such as possible. That or they're pretty lousy workers. Whichever. So my decision of who is in is the following: [list] [*]K.K.C.- Barret Bonden- Book Biner- I like her type of roleplaying style. Also, a good occupation. [*]Boba Fett- Jedgar Nieta- Cook- Superb roleplayer. We need to eat too :< [*]Lynx- Vanard Ambrose- Guards Pigs- C'mon! How simple of an occupation can you get? His character is downright lousy (noting it's based off of Mr. Gibbs from PoTC). Lynx is also a good roleplayer. [*]Lrb- John Kidd- Cobbler- Good occupation, good roleplayer, good name, good times :D [*]Baron Samedi- Ruden Thorne- Gardner- Pretty weak-sounding, but hey, they have the hands of gentleness to take care of plants so they're good for the job! [*]Noelle- Natasha Katz- Cartographer- Like I said, a navigator would never be too bad. She'll most likely be a person he takes with him on the returning voyage. We also need a chick. [/list] Sorry to those who didn't make it :( This RPG will start tomorrow. Yays!

[center][size=1]You have all decided and we have come to our conclusion of who shall be voted off this awesome, bad *** ship. I'm sorry to say, but Radaghast, you're going to be taken back to shore. Thank you for participating. You may post one more post either telling your feelings, showing you leave the ship in one of our small boats, or both.[/size] [b]Time for Round 2![/b] [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17928&stc=1[/IMG][/center] At this time, you are all seated in the large dining hall of Roland's gigantic cruise ship. Food is served to you and you enjoy the sweet melody of a group of bards off to the right of the feast. Only Radaghast doesn't join you, for he is packing and preparing to leave this evening. Everyone grows quiet when Roland enters and sits at a table on a higher up platform before everyone. He seats himself and clears his throat. "Hey there," he begins, "You have all passed the first round, but that's only the tip of this 10-Gallon hat. The next round is even more challenging since it's gonna be confusing as hell!" Everyone gives odd looks and Roland continues. "Let me explain. As all of you have recieved, there is a small card saying [i]Round 2: Mystery[/i] on it. What the mystery part means is what this round is about. The idea of this round is to guess what I'm looking for. In other words, I'm not gonna say the requirements for this round. You figure out yourselves. Maybe I want a neat 3-paragraph assignment or maybe I want a humorous story about your life. Who knows. You post. The only real rule is to not spam. I hate spam. Both kinds. So, I leave you with that. If you're still confused-" as he says this, Zookies pass out brochures to all the contestants, "-these brochures will help you understand better. Good luck." Just before Roland makes his exit, he finishes with: "The round begins now!" [center]-----[/center] [indent]You heard the cowboy! This round is gonna be intense. You may not know what to post, but trying to guess what Roland wants is the key to this event. Maybe he wants you to just post more than once. Maybe he wants you to post a dreadful tale of horror. Whichever, you decide. This round is up to chance and the one closest (or in some cases, right on the dot) to what Roland expects, they get the Immortality. Voting off for this round will be explained later on.[/indent] [b]:::Rules- Round II[/b] -No Spam [b]:::Info- Round II[/b] -If you're gonna roleplay this event, then start it in the dining hall. That's where your character is currently. -Don't involve yourself with other contestants this round since it'll mess up any of their ideas... wait... that could help you out, aye? Maybe. -Think creative! [center][b]Good Luck![/b]

Yeah, I've been working on my newest production [u]Sylus[/u] as of late and I thought I'd make a banner to make people anticipate it. So, meh. I did. As if you may not know, the guy that looks like some pilot dude is, in fact, Sylus himself, the man who can do anything and everything. I liked to make it a gloomy setting so I made him all sad and depressed and then added a dark background with some rain. Then, naturally came the text. But I'll let you critique it. I didn't really mean to make it for people to "Oo!" and "Ah!" over or "Boo!" it intensely. I made it just to simply advertise. Enjoy. [center][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17913&stc=1[/IMG][/center]

[size=1]The sound of the ship departing was a deafening resonance that members of the crowd had to cover their ears tight. Most didn't mind their eardrums being blown out; they'd do anything to wave their favoirte contestants on their way. The contestants waved back (well, most of them) and enjoyed the brisk takeoff. It was a good start. Just as it seemed everything was goin' good, Roland appeared. "Hey there, partners," was his official greeting of the day. Everyone turned to see the hunky cowboy businessman. "I am Roland, but I'm sure you already know that." "Not really," came a creaky voice from the group; most likely Mana with her bad memory. "Anyways," Roland continued, "Little did you all know, that was your first test." A sudden surge of "What?" and "Huh?" and "What the dizzle?" came from the participants. Everyone was up in a panic, aside from Rocky, who was too busy working his three hairs over with gel. "Now, now, no need to get your spurs in a tangle. Things'll be alright." Relief swept over everyone for the matter of seconds Roland didn't speak. "Well, I guess you should panic because one person is already leaving and we haven't even left Roland Corp. off the horizon yet." "What?!" shouted one voice, unidentified. Others followed with questions and crude statements. "Alright, shut up!" Roland said more roughly than he meant to protray. "Let me explain. I tested all of you on how well you did your entrance and how well you worked with the crowd. Now obviously, some of you didn't get the crowd's attention very well, but others-" Roland's gaze moved over Rocky and various others, "-was more than to be expected. And so I shall now explain who gets the first Immortality." Zookies suddenly, out of what seemed like no where, overwhelmed the ship's main deck, most carrying chairs and others serving drinks to the contestants. "Have a seat," Roland offered and they all did. Roland mimicked and took a seat himself. "Now then, let's start off by saying a few things about your performances. [NOTE TO ACTUAL PLAYERS OF THIS RPG: This round was actually all about how well you wrote your post and how well you protrayed your character, not audience reaction. I had to somehow make it seem like this was a real reality show or whatnot.] First, there were some pretty good ideas you people had. I noted many of you were quite comical in your acts. Some examples would be Jack over there [K.K.C.] and Ooper with his odd ways [Lynx]. Comedy can help you succeed in this game and don't be afraid to show your humorous side. God knows this tournament needs a bit of a joker now and then. "Having said that, I was disappointed on how some of you didn't look over your work very well, it seemed [in other words, some of you didn't spell check/grammar check/proof read]. I found a minimum of one error in every introduction so I'm not just poking fun at a few of you. "But the errors were completely covered by perfomances, by far. I was impressed, partners. Some of you really just acted like yourself and did well with your introductions such as GrattaNite [Jokopoko] and Rocky. And speaking of you GrattaNite, I couldn't help, but notice you referring to me as Ronald. Please, it's Roland. I'm not some cheap clown selling fast food, I'll tell you right now. Last thing I need is that floatin' around, got me?" Roland smiled and continued. "I also noticed an old man dressed as a WW2 veteran. I guess he reads those fantasy books about that world called Earth or something. That author has a big imagination. Anyways, back to the serious stuff, most of these performances were outstanding. Some could've been better. Others topped the rest by far, but tied with many so it made it hard to come to a decision." The group went quiet and even Rocky stopped doing his hair up. "I was leaning towards GrattaNite, but he did say my name wrong." Roland then smirked with that statement. "He even had a little poem. Well, Gratta, if you think a poem will get you anywhere, there's something you didn't expect: you're right. It did get you far. But not far enough, sadly. You didn't get the Immortality. Many people had excellent character performances. Jack and his thievery, which, might I add, I noticed from the ship." Jack hid his face in his hat, but noticed the parcels inside so quickly put it back on his head. "Ludvik even got in there with his 'big giant' antics." The demon grinned a little. "But the character that had the most [i]oomf![/i] and did everything like he always does was Rocky! Congrats, Rock, you get the Immortality!" Rocky smiled as if it were nothing. "Of course," he said smugly. The others seemed a bit down, but Roland only made it worse. "Don't feel safe yet. It's time for voting. Before round 2 begins, I need you all to tell me who you think should be gone from this game. Refer to round 1, if you want. Maybe another experience. Whatever. I just want all of you to vote. Round 2 will begin when I get the last vote in and reply once more. Have a good evening." With that, Roland stood up and went into his cabin, many Zookie servants following closely behind. The elimination has begun.[/size] [indent][i]Round 1[/i] [b]Immortality[/b] goes to [u]Rocky Stone[/u] [Lrb]. No one may vote Lrb off this round.[/indent] PM me which member you want off or contact me by AIM if you have me on your messenger (don't rely on IM, though). Here's the list of people you may vote off: [size=1]K.K.C. [Jack] G/S/B Master [Cogan] Kitty [Shadow] Ohkami [Harpith] Jokopoko [GrattaNite] Vicky [Ludvik] Boba Fett [Victan] Lynx [Ooper] Xander Harris [Mana] O'Lick [Condor] Radaghast [Lenthal] [/size]

Thank you. I did notice you weren't new at roleplaying or writing at that. You are a good writer, indeed. Can't wait to start this baby up :D