Dragon Warrior

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by K.K.C. [/i] [B][size=1] I feel like Dragon warrior, making all these commands... [/B][/QUOTE] ;_; [b]Name[/b]: Cathal [b]Gender[/b]: Male [b]Age[/b]: 19 [b]Appearance[/b]: [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=550954[/IMG] Drew it myself, I did :) [b]Mutation[/b]: He appears half cat, half man, obviously. The mutation did this. He's become a hybrid, in a way, gaining the stealth and agility of a cat. His speed is unmatchable (well... ya know what I mean) and he's cunning even if he's not always knowledgable of what's going on. All this he's gained at the price of not being too bright. He's gained part of a cat mind. His English is poor and the most he conjures up are words he either hears or noises he tends to make. Here kitty, kitty, kitty... [b]Personality[/b]: Kind, timid, loyal, cocky. (JUST KIDDING, MS. KKC!) Though, he does have that innocent nature about him. Like mentioned before, he's not that bright and will pretty much do what he's told. He finds everyone his friend unless they mistreat him or someone he adores. He favors friendship and purrs at the first sight of a new comer. Being as young as he is, he tends to get into mischief, though he means no harm. He's a boy trapped in a catman's body XD [b]Weapon[/b]: His claws and his teeth. Weapons, he does not understand. Besides, when you've got daggers for body parts, who needs a sword or spear? With his cat-like moves, he could sneak up on someone and slit their throat. Thank God he's not bright to do something. Not to mention too kind. [b]Bio[/b]: Cathal can't remember anything, really. He remembers people! That's right. Being mutated has crushed his brain cells until he is unaware of the laws of nature and the laws set down by the towns and cities he visits. He knows how to steal and thinks it's a game whenever someone chases him down for what he had stolen. Yes, he's a thief, but he knows no better. When you're like him, finding food or even cooking it is out of the question. And he never is able to keep company long enough to take care of him. He's like an over-sized fluffy kitty :) Purr. He's quite the interesting creature and many people are aware of his antics around the cities he explores. He walks on all fours mostly, his gloves ripped at the fingertips where his fingers will protrude with dagger-like claws. His boots hide his feet, which also bare the same claws. His teeth have only been known to bite into scrumptious meats from butcheries, not anything actually living, unless it were a bird in a tree or a fish in the stream. His favorite spots are in the forests where he may curl up and nap. A big some pile of grass is good enough. Actually, come to think of it, he sleeps anywhere. What a sport. There are the generous folk who give him milk or something, treating him like the common stray cat even if they're aware he's human. He does have a fur. It's on his tail, his large cat ears that hear terrificly, and on his hands and feet (which are covered anyways). Who were his parents or family? Where is he from? Don't ask him. His English is terrible and he'll just glomp (KKC word) you at the sight of a friendly face. I should stop explaining him or I may go on forever. But that's him, alright. But the most important thing would have to be he knows his way around. Being stealthy like a cat, he can find his way through any passage or forest. A great guide if needed. [b]Extra (opptional)[/b]: Being a thief, he does have a bag that he carries in his mouth. It holds anything that catches his fancy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Boba Fett [/i] [B][color=green]As turned onto the street where his house lay, he was horrified to find that it had been reduced to ash. In the doorway lay two scorched skeletons, twisted in impressions of agony. [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] That reminds me of A New Hope XD Ya know, when Luke finds his Aunt and Uncle's remains. Just skeletons :< [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Anime Otaku [/i] [B]Do you have to be a warrior?, or can i be a mage? If so ill reserve the weapon Spear and the elements Ice, Comet and Rock Just waiting for your answer [/B][/QUOTE] There's a reason why you can't :( Since there's no actual magic in Edith aside from the Dragonial and the instruments distributed to each Dragona, there isn't such things as a mage. But there are those who believe they can predict things. That's about it. Sorry =/ Good work you guys. I still need two more if Anime Otaku is counted as one.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Arcadia [/i] [B][size=1]Can't wait to see what happens when the pirates attack the mansion and kill everybody!! Yes!![/size] [/B][/QUOTE] You're rather violent, aye? O.o I guess when I made you the mean maid, I gave the right position to ya XD

[center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=550846[/img] In the past, I?ve made a number of RPGs following the RPG series I?ve created called Dragonial. This series first started back, long ago, in 2001 or somewhere around there. Dragonial 1 was by far the greatest of the four I?ve created and lasted the longest too, mostly because of the great roleplaying skills of Ginnylyn who does not come here anymore. But time has passed since Dragonial 4 and I?ve decided to try another (though #4 failed miserably from lack of interest). This one, I take a new turn, but keep some of the same features I?ve always kept that make the Dragonial RPGs what they are. First, the Dragonial is a large crystal within the world of Edith that contains all dragon spirits. If it was taken away from it?s resting place, it?d endanger all of mankind and dragonkind alike. This is often the case in the Dragonial RPGs. Now, without further ado, here?s the plot and the rest for [b]Dragonial: Symphony of Dragons[/b]. Enjoy. [I]PS: None of the events in the previous RPGs effect this one at all.[/I] [size=4][b][u]Dragonial: [I]Symphony of Dragons[/I][/u][/b][/size][/center] [b]:::Edith[/b] [size=1]The world of Edith has kept it?s mark as a prosperous land with it?s four main areas and four main kings. Though, conflict rises between the rulers now and then and often corruption takes place, the laws hold steady and keep crime at its base. The world of Edith is one large continent like the land we now call Pangaea. This continent is split into the four kingdoms, one ruled quite differently than the other three. First, there was Forlorneth, the Kingdom of Light. It stretched more southern than anywhere else and was the most hot in the summer. It had vast vegetation and lush forests. It was the most prosperous of its neighboring brothers because it was ruled by the most generous, yet strongest ruler Lord Halien. Halien knew he wouldn?t last forever so he made sure he married and had heirs to the throne in case of any disagreement between the fellow kingdoms. He was always thinking ahead, but kept his mind in the present. That?s what made him the king he is. Then there was Mordeth, the Kingdom of Stock. Some name, indeed. Though it may not sound that interesting, it?s the most affluent kingdom in all of Edith behind its big brother Forlorneth. Mordeth shares a great connection with Forlorneth and sells many of its goods to them. Mordeth is named ?Kingdom of Stock? because of it?s large farming plains for crops as well as livestock, which they are world famous for. Their king is Lord Georgus, a overly-large man who has just as big of an appetite for food as he does for making bargains with his neighboring countries. He too, like Halien, does not like war, but insists on making Edith peaceful. Thirdly, we have Rojah, the Kingdom of Vice. Though it sounds a bit heinous, it?s not as bad as its name projects. The name was only given to it because it?s the place with few laws and very few places that crime doesn?t reign. Criminals take refuge in their towns and cities, making deals with other crooks and murderous thieves who would do anything for a quick buck. Their leader, Lord Rajah, doesn?t pay any mind to it neither, thinking it be a fool?s errand to put a stop to it all. Besides, most of his money comes in from the thieves and robbers out there occupying his landscape. He wishes for it to be as it is. So crime stays and he will soon pay. Lastly, there is a kingdom with no name. It is simply known as the Shrouded Lands. Ruled by Lord Derek Silverdane, one man who is quite important to our storyline here. He rules under darkness, his land even more villainous than Rajah?s Rojah. His laughs at death and takes pride in killing the innocent. The land is usually cloudy with smoke from the many fires, making it?s rightful name of Shrouded Lands true meaning. He was pure evil, true, but did have people who liked him as a ruler. He even had a wife and then a son who he bore the name of Edreck to. But still, many would choose Rojah over staying a night in the Shrouded Land?s disastrous plains.[/size] [b]:::In the Past?[/b] [size=1]The story starts where Lord Silverdane, or Derek as his closest family called him, was at the age of forty, a very old age in Edith. Life expectancy was around fifty. He was becoming very crippled, but was still able to wield his blade expertly. He continued terrorizing and the three other kingdoms, even Rojah, looked down on him with disgust. At this time, his son, Edreck, was about sixteen, an age not too many years after a boy became a man. Edreck led most of Derek?s armies into conquest, slaying many for pleasure. But soon, at this age, Derek was beginning to wonder what the joy of it was to kill all these people. His black heart didn?t turn good, but he was pondering what he was getting out of it all. Nothing. He didn?t get anything, but laughter from his warriors and displeasure from the three other kingdoms. He had to stop this and make a mark on the map. He then thought of the plan that would make him rich. He dressed himself in red and black with a flowing silver wig and an evil, dark mask, then taking a dragon from his own castle, he flew away to cities in his kingdom and attacked, annihilating everything, even the people. He spread the rumor himself of the Dragon Rider. Because of the Dragon Rider (himself), he got money for the cities? destruction, therefore giving him money for his own pleasure. His greed soon got the best of him, though. He flew to the center of Edith where, on a tall and thick pillar, stood the Dragonial, the large crystal holding all Dragon Souls. This pillar was the center of all the kingdoms, where they all connected. If he stole the Dragonial, all would look to him for help and there would be profit. But upon his attempt to snatch the large crystal, it let out a ripping lightning attack, knocking him off his flying drake and to the ground where he met his death. It wasn?t long before Edreck began to worry about his father?s disappearance. He flew out to the center of Edith to only find his father dead beneath the mask of the man who terrorized so many. Edreck felt the pain of a lost one and wished to strike revenge on the Dragonial, but it was gone from the pillar. It knew it was in danger so it fled with the souls of the dragons until it would be safe to return. Edreck never told anyone who his father?s other identity was, but he kept the garments of the Dragon Rider, and one day, would take them back out and get sweet retribution on the crystal upon it?s return.[/size] [b]:::The Conflict Begins[/b] [size=1]It is twenty years later after the death of Derek Silverdane, the proud ruler of the Shrouded Lands. Once Edreck took over the kingdom, he renamed it Silverside, finally giving his kingdom something to stand by. He wasn?t as dark as his father was and the constant killing had stopped. No more fires and no more cloudy skies. There was actually beautiful vegetation to be seen. A year after Edreck was pronounced Lord Silverdane, he married a woman from Rojah and had a family. Their only son, MaCarthur, would soon take over as the king when Edreck passes away. That was Edreck?s plan. But times have darkened. As said before, it?s twenty years later and Edreck grows stronger, awaiting when the Dragonial will return. Then it did. He unleashed the clothing of the Dragon Rider and once again, the legend was revived. He mounted his noble drake and flew to the center of Edith where the Dragonial sat proudly on it?s pillar. He flew cautiously up the pillar, dodging any bolts of lightning shot at him. Then, he took a swift hit at it and it fell to the ground. It didn?t shatter, but it was now powerless when off it?s pillar. Taking the Dragonial, Edreck locked it away in his secret room of his castle where only he would know where it is. But miraculously, before he could stop it, it shot five balls of light into the air and they zipped away. It was it?s last defense. It called upon the Dragonas.[/size] [b]:::Sign Up[/b] [size=1]You will be one of the five Dragonas that the Dragonial has summoned to save it. Though no one knows that Edreck is the one who captured it or that he is even the Dragon Rider. Signing up will take some thought so please plan before posting. And if you?re not able to post in the RPG, please don?t bother posting a sign up. Okay, first off, you will need to fill this out. Refer to any of the lists when asked to: [b]Name:[/b] [b]Age:[/b] (18-27) [b]Weapon:[/b] (Refer to Weapons List) [b]Dragon Elements:[/b] (Refer to the Dragons List) [b]Personality:[/b] [b]Appearance:[/b] [b]Information:[/b] (Stuff about you including past, present, and plans for the future) Okay, here are this lists: [u]Weapons:[/u] The deal with weapons is, once someone has chosen that weapon, you can?t use it. Just to keep things original here. Otherwise (and it?s happened), everyone will have a sword. Wow. Exciting. -Sword (Taken by me) -Axe -Bow -Knuckles (If you have this, you?re a fist fighter. You may use Brass Knuckles and such) -Spear -Staff -Daggers -Double-Sword (Blade on each end) [u]Dragons:[/u] When choosing a dragon element, you may choose three. You will notice an instrument accompanies each type of elemental dragon. This links with why this RPG is called ?Symphony of Dragons.? To summon one of your three dragons, you play their instrument. When doing soon, it will emerge for battle. Wee! Like weapons, once someone has that element, no one else may have it. -Lightning- Piccolo (mine) -Dark- Drum (mine) -Fire- Octave Guitar (mine) -Water- Pan Flute -Ice- Violin -Wind- Orcarina -Storm- Organ -Rock- Acoustic Bass -Plant- Flute -Comet- Banjo -Healing- Harp -Psychic- Folk Guitar -Rain- Harmonica -Invisibility- Trumpet -Resonance- Cello -Light- Clarinet -Earthquake- Irish Whistle Now if you choose Light, that means you literally control light. Healing is where you heal. The two are different this time. Resonance is where you control sound. Sound can be powerful when giving a warcry that could shatter a man?s eardrums clear across Edith. You will also be immune to loud sounds by controlling your hearing. Dark, which is one of my elements, is curses and hexes. Very useful. Not even a psychic can stop those. Speaking of psychic, don?t think you will be unstoppable with that element. It simply allows mind control and a weak barrier. The element Comet allows you to control flaming balls of rock. You don?t even have to touch them. Like a psychic, if they?re flaming, you can chuck ?em. Rain is where you control rain. Though Storm can do both rain and lightning skills, they are much weaker. It?s best to have the full bred skills. Also, these are all portable so if you have an organ, don?t think you?re hauling around the full-sized one XD [/size] [b]:::My Signup[/b] [size=1][b]Name:[/b] MaCarthur Silverdane [b]Age:[/b] 18 [b]Weapon:[/b] Sword [b]Dragon Elements:[/b] -Lightning- Piccolo -Dark- Drum -Fire- Octave Guitar [b]Personality:[/b] Being the son of the vilest man in Edith on this present day, he has some darkness within him. He tends not to show it, though, since Edreck never pushed him to do evil deeds like Derek did to his son. MaCarthur actually is charming, but rogue-like, keeping to himself and only hanging out with his best friend who lives in Rojah, Silverside?s closest friend. If he?s not doing his own thing, he?s helping his father. [b]Appearance:[/b] [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=551323[/IMG] [b]Information:[/b] Ever since MaCarthur was a young lad, he was always told how Silverside was always prosperous, though only two years previously had it been the dark wasteland ruled over by Lord Derek Silverdane. Edreck always told his son that his grandfather was the noblest of men and to keep that in MaCarthur?s mind, he barely let him wander Edith, if not even Silverside. He was also told the lie that his mother died giving birth to him, but she really died by being slain by one of Edreck?s own soldiers when she rushed out onto the battlefield in a conflict where some peasants revolting. That soldier was killed for his misdeed and Edreck swore to his whole kingdom that his son should never know the truth about how Silverside was once the Shrouded Lands, how his grandfather was once the most despicable man to ever walk the lands of Edith, and how his mother never died from his birth. Though Edreck didn?t wish to bring any more real darkness upon Silverside, he was beginning to feel the dark presence his father did. Edreck was reaching forty. MaCarthur was only eighteen, able to live his own life. Then news broke that the Dragonial had been stolen upon it?s return. And at this time, MaCarthur found three small instruments in his bedroom chambers. Oddly enough, he knew how to play them and summon dragons of immense power.[/size] [center]--------------[/center] If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Enjoy!

Don't worry. I was plotting something special for those wigs. That I was >: o And why do you keep stealing my face? I know it's sexy, but c'mon! --------- [center][b]Chapter 2: You Suxorz, Mr. Turner![/b][/center] It?s now eight years and everyone has grown older as people do when eight years pass. I mean, they don?t stay the same age. That?d be silly. You must grow older. You?re never the same age for years. Unless you?re those Tuck folk from that story ?Tuck Everlasting.? Now they stayed alive for eternity. Sucks to be them. Or does it? Hmm? Anywho, turns out that KKC has grown to be one hott babe and all the guys think so. Especially Shinmaru Turner who still wants KKC dead, though, he?s had a love for her ever since he had hormones. Silly you, Mr. Turner. Anyways, on that one voyage back in chapter 1, they were sailing to this particular island, Noble Port. That island is where they are at this moment and stuff. Shinmaru happened to be taken in by a smelly blacksmith known as Mr. Brownpants, a name that disturbed the whole lot on the island. His stench matched it too. Not just that, but he was a crappy blacksmith and taught Shinmaru how to smith all the wrong ways. Good ole Brownpants. KKC Swan and her father, Governor James, are chillin? in their crib, which is a large mansion on that island. It?s a peaceful place, but it?s about to not get so peaceful. But that?s later. Right now, we?re in the mansion with KKC and she?s sleeping in quite late. It?s like, three in the afternoon. Damn, she?s lazy. ?Darnit, KKC!? she heard her father yelling as he slammed on her door. He then opened it and glared. ?You are always sleeping in so late. It?s a beautiful day out.? He walked over to the window, pulled away the shades, and opened it only to be harpooned by a villager. ?Sorry!? the local shouted as James collapsed dead. ?Ms. Swan,? a maid of the household known as Arcadia said as she rushed in. ?You must try on this dress that won?t let you breath.? ?I dunno,? KKC mumbled. ?DO IT!? the maid shouted, causing KKC to leap out of bed in a matter of seconds. Her father was resurrected by his immortality and stood waiting for his daughter to finish dressing. ?C?mon, Elizabet--I mean, KKC. You must go to the ceremony today.? ?What ceremony?? she asked as she played some ski ball for no apparent reason. ?Why, Captain OtakuSennen?s promotion ceremony. Commodore, as he?s about to become, that silly pooty.? ?POOTY!? OtakuSennen whimpered as he poked his head in the room. ?I am NOT a pooty!? ?Yes, you are,? James said, throwing a knife at OtakuSennen, but it oddly came back and killed him. ?KKC,? OtakuSennen began, stepping over her father?s dead corpse. ?You?re wearing that one dress from London that won?t let you breath.? ?I can?t breath,? she whined. ?Yes. And look!? He pointed to the top of his head. ?I?ve got a new silly wig! It?s white. I feel so old and important!? ?Could you excuse me for a second?? she said to OtakuSennen, grabbing her sides. ?I can?t breath and I?m losing at Mario because of you.? ?Sorry,? OtakuSennen said, rushing out of the room sobbing. ?Umm? right.? She turned back to the arcade game. Later, once Governor James was resurrected once more, Shin Turner showed up in their mansion for no reason at all. ?La la la,? he sang as he frolicked through the house. His frolicking ended when he ran into a wall and collapsed. But he got up again. Then a lamp caught his eye. ?Oh my? a lamp.? He tugged on it and it broke off. ?I hope no one saw that.? Suddenly, the house fell down with KKC and James crashing down on Shinmaru. ?Hope no one saw that.? ?Ah, Mr. Turner,? James said, standing up straight. ?I?m surprised that little deal didn?t kill me. Heh.? Suddenly, a rock fell from the sky and killed James. ?Shinmaru!? KKC said, grabbing Shin?s cheeks. ?I had a dream about you!? ?What the hell? About me? What for? Why would you dream about me? You sick!? ?It was about the first day we met, remember?? Suddenly, a flashback began, KKC?s voice narrating the whole thing? [I]We were on that ship of ours with the drunk figurehead when suddenly, Gandalf the Grey flew down on his hovercraft and laughed. ?Would you two like to go for a ride?? he asked, waving his staff that bared hobbit skulls. ?Of course!? we both said in unison. Then, we took the two back seats and flew off. It was amazing. We flew across the whole ocean until we landed in that one place called Las Vegas. Gandalf took us to a casino where we gambled. You sucked, but I got lots of money. You were beaten up, but I got money for it. I don?t like this dream. Shut up, Shinmaru. I?m not done telling it yet. Anyways, after we gambled, Gandalf flew us to another building with flashing neon lights. He said ?Now I?m going in here for a while. You can?t come in, though. You?re too young.? ?What?s in there?? you asked. Gandalf laughed. ?Just some happy women. Well? BYE!? He ran inside and we were left with just the hovercraft. That?s when I got an idea. We both smirked at the hovercraft and then we ate some ice cream a nice man gave us earlier. But they were poisoned. Fortunately for me, I was the only one who wasn?t poisoned. You died. I really, really, REALLY don?t like this dream. I do. Anyways, we then took the hovercraft and flew back home where we partied with Ewoks from Star Wars. That?s it.[/I] ?What?s Star Wars?? Shinmaru asked, eating ice cream. ?OH MY GOD! Ice cream!? He fainted just as James came back to life. ?Shall we leave now, KKC?? he asked his daughter, rubbing his bloody wounds. ?Okay, but I still can?t breath.? ?Yes, but you?ll wear it until you learn.? ?Learn what?? ?Ah! There?s the carriage.? James stepped outside and walked up to the horse. He began petting it, but the horse took James? hair in it?s teeth and ripped off his head. Man, he dies too much. Shinmaru awoke and stood up, staring at KKC who couldn?t breath well. ?I really hate you, Ms. Swan.? ?Damnit, Shin, call me KKC!? ?No!? He yelled, unsheathing his sword out of nowhere. KKC then took a Gamma Ray Gun and fired. With Shinmaru?s great agility, he dodged the blast with ease. He took refuge behind a table that had been tipped over, planning to surprise attack KKC. Meanwhile, KKC was reloading her Gamma Ray Gun, taking baby steps to get to a safe area. Then, she saw him. He was sliding across the floor, shooting his mini bazookas at her until he disappeared behind a mirror. She dodged the missiles he shot and countered with her ray gun, firing at the mirror. But as we all know, she?s stupid. The mirror ricocheted the gun fire and it ended up blowing KKC up. The battle was over. Shinmaru stood up and did a victory dance on the touchdown line as KKC?s charred remains slowly rose. ?You won this round, Shinmaru? she sneered. ?You will lose again and again, Ms. Swan.? ?IT?S KKC!? She was about to load her newest weapon, the Purple Koala Marmalade Blaster, but James stepped in just in time to be shot by it and die. He quickly resurrected himself and brought KKC out to the carriage outside. ?How many times do I have to die for you, KKC?? Once they were both inside, the carriage started off, Shinmaru Turner watching them leave. ?Stupid bitch,? he muttered under his breath. Not too far off, the film crew washed ashore. They?d had it rough from when they fell off the cliff of the island, to when they were sunken by me, to the time they were eaten by carnivorous sharks. The director still suffered serious hemorrhoids. They?d also lost a sound producer. That blows. ?What now, smart ass?? snapped a Video Instructor who had just coughed up some seaweed. ?We find more pirates,? The Director scorned. ?This film isn?t over yet. We have got some great footage on what the bad guys of this film are gonna do.? He lifted up the camera and opened the film part, only to find monkeys with crabs inhabiting it. ?Oh my God,? one man said, almost puking. ?They have-? ?CRABS!? The Video Instructor finished for him. ?I want some,? one man said, frowning miserably. ?I do too,? the Director said, fighting one of the monkeys for the seafood. The monkeys turned out to be great foes, but we don?t wanna show two ridiculous battle scenes in one chapter so we?ll just say the film crew got some serious monkey bites and nothing to eat. They gradually made their way across the sands only to find some angry villagers who owned those monkeys. Once more, we?ll spare you the battle and just say that the film crew got some serious villager bites. Around that time, the most awesome, most daring, most handsome, most everything character of this WHOLE story finally makes his first appearance. It be Captain Dragon Warrior! Me! I?m so sexy. Standing on a mast of his small vessel, he stared on at the island of Noble Port that was just up ahead. ?There it is, matie,? DW said under his breath. ?The place where I make the story interesting for once.? Suddenly, his ship capsized and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Luckily, DW knew how to swim and reached the dock before monkeys with Purple Koala Marmalade Blasters got to him first. He stepped onto the wooden dock and pushed past the Dock Master. ?Hey, you!? DW turned to see the Dock Master quite angry. ?It?s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock.? ?I don?t have a boat. I swam here.? ?Oh yeah? What?s that?? He asked, pointing to boat at his side. ?That?d be your boat.? ?How do you know?? ?It says your name on it.? Captain DW pointed at the name plate on the side that clearly said [b]Silly Willy Dock Master Guy[/b]. ?Hmm? I don?t believe you.? ?Oh my God! How can you be so stupid?? ?Easy!? He began dancing around the dock crazily. DW grew tired of his antics and decided to just push the bloat off the dock. So he did. Then he made his way around the docks to find himself ship. ?Next chapter,? DW scoffed, ?I better be in it more.?

THAT'S right. Billy was in MAC. I couldn't remember what other movie I saw him in. He got to steer the ship and stuff. I don't think it was that small of a part. He showed up quite a few times every now and then. [spoiler]My dad thought he died in the movie so I yelled at him :

Oh, but you won't get more >: o Actually, you will. As I said before, 2nd chapter tomorrow. It'll contain the scene where KKC Swan and Shin Tucker meet once more befoe they leave to a ceremony and I, Captain DW, make my first appearance as well :) Bwee!

Quite so, Mr. CrH. Quite so. But I don't think James would be an admin if he were immortal. He'd defy lots more dangers than dealing with new members :) Chapter 2 sometime this weekend ;_;

New chapter! Bwee! [center][b]Chapter 1: Drowning?s For Yellabellies![/b][/center] Around the same time the defeat of Shinstrap Shin occurred, a goofy-looking ship was sailing through the Caribbean waters near the island of Noble Port. The figurehead of the ship happened to be a drunk, fat, naked man, which, of course, wasn?t all that appealing to the public. But the sailors believed it to be cursed anyways. The fat figurehead did talk. ?So?? it began talking to a fish in the water, ?You-you find me attractive do you?? There was just the sound of water. ?Shut up! You?re fired!? ?Silence, you stupid figurehead,? scolded Lieutenant OtakuSennen from above the wooden drunk. ?You-you?re not the boss of me, Mr. Peanut,? it shouted back. ?What?? OtakuSennen asked in confusion. ?You heard me, you whiny pooty!? Tears welled up in OtakuSennen?s eyes and he ran off crying to Governor James. ?Governor James, that mean old figurehead called me a pooty! A POOTY!? ?That?s it,? said James, becoming rather frustrated. ?I?ll deal with this wooden scoundrel once and for all.? He dashed at the bow of the ship and leapt off into the water, not making the situation any better. He then drowned. ?Damnit,? one of the sailors cussed. ?Seems to be that Governor James has died again.? ?Third drowning this week,? another said. ?Good thing he?s all-powerful and immortal,? another put in. ?Enough, enough,? OtakuSennen sobbed. ?The more important matter is that [I]that[/I] vile figurehead called me a pooty!? ?Oh, shuddup,? Mr. Lynx said, slapping Lieutenant OtakuSennen upside the face. ?You make me sick and I sleep with PIGS!? The crowd on the ship went quiet. ?Cut it out, everyone,? James said, reappearing on the main deck with a blanket covering him. ?This chapter is already getting out of hand and we haven?t even met my daughter K.K.C. who is really the main character of this whole scene.? Mr. Lynx let go of one of the ship?s ropes, causing a sail to swing around, hit James, and knock him off the boat again. ?Governor James is right! We need to stand together and make this chapter worth reading.? ?But he called me a pooty,? OtakuSennen wept. ?You are a pooty, you whiny little toad,? Mr. Lynx shouted. The crew gasped. ?Woah, woah, woah, man,? one sailor said, standing up against Mr. Lynx. ?The figurehead just called him a pooty. You called him a toad. That?s low, man. Real low.? ?Sorry,? Mr. Lynx said guiltily. ?Yeah,? said another sailor (there are lots of random people). ?I say we get back to work and let this chapter do its stuff.? ?Agreed,? another said. ?Aye!? one shouted. ?Yippee skippee!? some random dude shouted out with glee. ?Hey, did James die again?? And so it was decided. The crew would allow the chapter to go on. But not too far off was the filming crew who were floating on some stuff from that one place in that one time from that one day. ?I?m tired,? complained a lighting director. ?Shuddup,? the Director snapped. ?We?re getting good footage on this British Navy ship with the drunken figurehead.? ?But sir, someone put a bomb in our boat.? ?Oh, you and your stories, Lighting Director Guy.? ?No, I mean-? His boat was blown to smithereens. ?Oops, did I do-? Urkle was murdered. ?Anyways,? the Director began again, ?We don?t have a lighting director and we?re floating on some stuff we?re not sure what it is and we?re eating some green stuff we?re not too sure what it is and I have very bad hemorrhoids.? Sorry. We meant to cut that out of the chapter. He?s a bit nasty, isn?t he? Just for the sake of it, we?ll aground the whole lot. There. Their debree was sunken. Once again, sorry, sorry. Back with the real story, KKC Swan was chillin? at the bow of the boat, singing about pirates: [center][i]Yo yo, yo yo, a motha ******* pirate?s dizzle fo? shizzle! We bein? bad motha ******s, we be gettin? in yo kool-aid, you be messin? my game, I?ve gotta get laid. Yo yo, yo yo, a motha ******* pirate?s dizzle fo? shizzle! I shizzled dat dizzle, he be hittin? da dirt, and I got all his hoes, I make out with ?em, not flirt! Yo yo, yo yo, a motha ******* pirate?s dizzle fo? shizzle! And so I end this illin? rhyme with a couple of words to say, if you be trippin? up da Caribbean, you betta do it da pimpin? way! PEACE![/I][/center] ?What the ****?!? cursed Mr. Lynx. ?You singing crap like dat on board this vessel? You daft, woman?? ?No,? KKC smiled. ?I can hear just fine.? ?That?s it!? Mr. Lynx said, unleashing Excalibur. ?Mr. Lynx,? said OtakuSennen from behind (he?d finished a good cry in the corner of the captain?s cabin previously from being called ?pooty? by the drunk figurehead). ?That?ll be enough. We all know you pulled the sword from the stone and that you like to go into fits of rage when someone says Bikini--? ?RAGH!? Mr. Lynx screamed. ?See? But it?s simply not that time. Now go mop up my tears because I?m a wussy.? As Mr. Lynx cussed as he left, Lieutenant OtakuSennen stepped up next to KKC as she looked out onto the ocean. ?Ya know what, Ms. Swan?? ?What?? replied KKC. ?I had the strangest feeling that in eight years, I?ll want your body.? ?Silly you, OtakuSennen. You?re such a pooty!? ?Whaaaa?? OtakuSennen whimpered, tears coming to his eyes once more. ?Excuse me, I have something in my eye.? He ran off down the stairs, pushing James overboard as he rushed past him in a hurry. ?Five drownings,? a sailor said, flipping through the latest [b][I]Pirate Weekly[/I][/b]. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the film crew emerged from the fog in the distance. They barely held onto the junk that I left them after making them sink. Heh, heh. Suckers. ?Help us, damnit!? The Director yelled. ?I say,? said one sailor, squinting at the drowning figures in the distance. ?Are those people we must save?? ?I?m not sure,? said the sailor?s friend. ?Well, I?m not going to save them.? ?Of course not. We may get our clothes wet.? ?That?d be absolutely ghastly!? ?Quite so.? ?Then we won?t save them?? ?Maybe I?ll take a peek at who it is.? ?Ah. Very good.? The first sailor took out his telescope and zoomed in on the film crew. ?Oh, it?s just a film crew from those terrible Hollywood studios in California.? ?Oh, I say, let?s leave them.? ?Indeed.? ?For the best.? And so, the film crew ended up being devoured by sharks. But not too long after (once everyone had their box juices and pretzels), someone else showed up in the water. KKC was the first to notice him. ?Help,? the boy shouted. ?I?m drowning!? ?Hi,? KKC shouted with glee. ?What?s your name?? ?Please, I need help!? ?Do you like Pokemon?? ?I can?t--? He then sank into the water, but reemerged for split seconds. ?You?re funny,? KKC giggled. ?What?s your favorite apple?? ?Oh my God,? James said, staring down at the drowning boy. ?Someone is drowning!? ?We must throw something out to him to keep afloat with!? A sailor shouted from the crowd. ?Right!? Mr. Lynx said, chucking Governor James overboard, but unfortunately drowning the poor sap once more. ?Crap.? ?Hey,? another sailor jumped in. ?Why not fish him out?? The crowd seemed to like the idea and so they brought the boy aboard. KKC immediately came over to him. He was unconscious. James, for the hundredth time, got back onboard and approached his daughter. ?Take care of him, aye, KKC? He?s your responsibility.? ?Okay, father!? KKC said so crazily that it frightened James until he backed up and fell off the boat, drowning. ?Silly daddy!? She then turned back to the boy. He was so calm and quiet. Just lying there. So peaceful in all his drool. ?WAKE UP!? she shouted, punching him in the face. ?What the hell?!? The boy then recognized KKC as the girl who laughed at him while he?s drowning. ?You laughed at me.? ?You were drowning,? she giggled. ?That?s not funny!? he scolded her. ?Besides, drowning?s for yellabellies.? ?I?m KKC Swan.? ?Who the **** cares?? Suddenly, Excalibur was at the boy?s throat with Mr. Lynx at the other end. ?I?m the only one who can swear in this story. Meh!? He then threw Excalibur nowhere in particular, but it happened to plant its blade in James? heart. ?Oh dear,? the Governor said before collapsing dead? again! ?Yes, sir,? the boy gulped. Once Mr. Lynx left, the boy scowled at KKC. ?My name is Shinmaru Turner and you?re dead! You hear me? DEAD!? He was then carried off below deck and KKC waved goodbye. ?He loves me,? KKC said, holding some pirate medallion in her hand. ?What the heck is this?? She threw it away, but it ended up planting itself in James? forehead. ?What are the chances?? the Governor moaned as he subsided for the eightieth time that day.

Meh... that wasn't really me :( It may of been accurate for others, but I'm a lot more different than that. But thanks anyways for it :) It was fun and hopefully worth your time.

>: o DEEDLIT! I'm ashamed you said that. You could at least be me! I am the greatest celebrity out there! Meh, maybe I'd be [b]Johnny Depp[/b]. Women love him [i]and[/i] he's a superb actor. Ya cha cha!

Not labor intensive, eh? Taking tests XD I'm afraid I don't have as much Star Wars knowledge as most fanatics out there do. I'd be ripped to shreds. The most I know is what the movies tell me and what I learn from this thread (the jift that I've read, at least). It's a doggy dog word out there, Mr. Boba :) OOC: Why aren't you on AIM? I added you, I did >: o

Who's picture is that? A picture can't be worth too much if you're not sure what it is of XD I have a good idea, though :<

"Punch Drunk Love" was the only one aside from "Babes Ahoy" I haven't seen. I'm not really planning on seeing "Punch Drunk Love" neither, since it seems like the first movie that's not really Adam Sandler worthy. Meh. I dunno.

"Someone had their Minute Maid today." ;)

Why is Shinstrap so awesome? He's in one scene out of the whole story? XD And we'll see if you can chill with teh sexahness that is Captain DW :)

You sure are having a blast with the polygon technique, I can see :) And since when did teh KKCness go from asking for banners to making them, hmm? XD The first is amusing since it has that silly quote, but is not as exciting as the other three since it doesn't have the nifty shape the others have gained :< The second one is the shiznit since it is very jagged and cool and transparent :) No need changin' that beast. The last two are cool with their designs, but the nifty outlines aren't gonna show on the white background :) But that's nothing big. [b]My Rating (Banned 1):[/b] 7/10 Need More to It, aye? [b]My Rating (Banned 2):[/b] 10/10 Jaggedyness :< [b]My Rating (Banned 3):[/b] 9/10 Silly vertical lines [b]My Rating (Banned 4):[/b] 8/10 Hey! There it is!

Meh. Sounds like somethin' t do, matie :) May 31st, 1987 (I already know I'm Gemini and a Rabbit in the Chinese Zodiac ;) )

Thanks, Heezay. I'll probably have lesson 4 up today. And Syk3 told me he was rather sad he couldn't hear the sweet, sweet sound of the speech impediment in Lesson 3, so I'll make sure he gets what he wants in Lesson 4 XD Aye?

Heh. Thanks, Mr. Lynx ;) I'll post the next chapter today, taking place where we first meet Shin Turner and KKC Swan :D

If anything, mate, it'd be regular coffee with lots of sugar and milk (or cream, if not milk) or Cappichino. Those are magnificently delish and I'd like to have some right now. Usually before school starts, I pop over to the Gas Station next door to my school and purchase a Cappichino and drink it first hour. Gets ya up, it does.

Meh... I was thinking of joining the bounty hunters guild because, as we all know it, Bounty Hunters are the shiznit. But I'm having second thoughts. Before I jump into anything that needs such dedication, it's going to take time to plot out. Know what I mean? :)

Hey, dudes and dudettes! What's shakin'? I'm sure we all wanna be famous some day in our lives, but what if you could today? Hm? Well, you can't so meh >: o But anyways, even if you can't be famous yourself, maybe you can be someone else. Become your favorite actor/actress for a day. Possibly a singer or band member, hm? That's the deal with this thread. Which celebrity would [i]voo[/i] be for a day (if I granted you that magic power)? I, of course, would be [b]myself[/b] since I'm already a celeb. *cough*cough* Yeah... What about you?

I've had the name Dragon Warrior ever since version 1 of Otakuboards. It's just simply the name of one of the best game series ever: Dragon Warrior. My origin isn't exciting, but meh. It's there :)

Thank you. I needs to be dark because the shadows of the suit, hair, and gun combine and you're not suppose to see where it begins or ends.