Dragon Warrior

I tend to give Shinmaru the best of parts, thank you :) Just not this time. He's usually my sidekick or even better, the main character like in "Shinmaru Gets a Job." Those are the good ole days.

Well, I'm not going to random with it. If you've noticed, it's around the storyline of the real film, just altered a bit. And I haven't watched POTC three times... I've watched it a bazillion times :)

Meh. Orlando is somethin' different, now isn't he? I can't get his eyes and you can't get his lips. I'm droppin' him. In fact, I doodled a new Jack today. And here he is! [center][IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=549459[/IMG] [/center]

Why, thank you, Ben. I hope it does. And yes, Shinmaru, that's my plan :devil: Karmi, this is actually the first time I've lowered myself BELOW Syk. Trust me, Syk in my stories is always something bad. I thought he was due for a change. But check out his role in my new story "Pirates of the Otakuboards" here in the literature section. You'll know better :) And Raiha, I didn't even picture them as black. White guys who are silly talk like that too. "Some Dude" was white, actually. Racist is not I :< Anyways, new lesson! ---------- [center][b]Lesson #3:[/b] [u]Learning Mod Skills[/u][/center] Syk: Hewwo again. Today?s lesson, we will wearn about how to use mod skills. Dis pawticular lesson is vewy important for many weasons. You will use these mod skills to make members obey your power. DW: Tell them about the armadillos, Syk! Syk: I?m getting dere, damnit! Anyways, yes, the awmadillos are a vewy sewious pawt of Mod Twaining. Ya see, awmadillos will twy murdering woo many times. Dey never succeed on me. DW: Uh? Syk? Syk: What now, Dwagon Warrior? Armadillo: You talkin? smack about us? Syk: Eep! So many of woo! Er? no! I?m not tawking whatever woo said about woo! Armadillo: He?s lyin?, boys. Syk: What? Armadillo: Get the Bamboo Ninja and the Karate Kangas. Syk: ;_; [I]Syk was then beaten to a bloody pulp.[/I] DW: Hey all! I?m Dragon Warrior. Since Syk3 seems to be under some serious medication, I?ll be doing his job for today?s lesson. [I]Suddenly, the member, Shinmaru, appears.[/I] DW: Members need to be taught lessons. And to do so, you?ll need your mod tools *The Mod Rod appears in DW?s hand* and your Mod Skills *his other hand becomes electrified*. Now let?s see what happens when members disobey the rules. Go ahead, Shinmaru. Shinmaru: No way! DW: Do it! Shinmaru: I don?t wanna die ;_; DW: You won?t die. You?ll be brutally harmed. Shinmaru: Awww, man? DW: SPAM, DAMNIT! Shinmaru: FINE! Alright, alright. Yeesh. *posts a one-sentence post with all swear words* There. Are you happ- *is killed* DW: Yep. Good ole Mod Skills. I just used the ability ?Ban? that?s only available to the admins of a board. Sometimes there are mods who are privileged. Shinmaru: You? lied? ;_; DW: Shut up >: o *uses Mod Rod on Shinmaru* Shinmaru: X.x DW: Better :) Anyways, let?s continue, shall we? [b]Later?[/b] DW: Welcome to the Museum of Natural Mod History. Here we can explore the wonders of the mod powers you will inherit if you become a mod. The first one is the ?Closer?. This unique skill closes topics! *walks over to Shinmaru who?s on a computer* Shinmaru? Shinmaru: OH GOD! Not you! DW: Please make a spammy thread, sir. Shinmaru: You kidding? I?m not going to- *is beaten down by the Mod Rod* Okay? o.. kay? *makes the thread ?Why Does the Moon Eat Pie??* DW: Good. In a matter of minutes, bad-posting members will spammify this topic like mad! There will also be the occasional people who ?pretend-mod?, which is where they act as a mod, though, they?re not. Like what I?m doing right now! Shinmaru: Dragon Warrior? my topic has 144 replies and they?re all people swearing, talking sexy, and eating flapjacks in a washing machine. DW: Excellent work, Shinmaru. Take this. *kills Shinmaru* Now, as you can see, this topic is way overdue for a closing. So with one flick of your magic finger *wiggles his index finger* That?s odd? that should work? maybe it?s another finger *wiggles middle finger and the topic is closed with a nifty last post from the moderator telling why it was closed*. There we go! See, by wiggling your finger, you can cast ?Closer? and the topic will be closed. Now, onward to the next skill. Come, Shinny! Shinmaru: I taste blood ;_; [b]Later?[/b] DW: Now, here, Shinmaru is carefully posting a well-done thread about Lord of the Rings. But wait! This topic is in [size=4][I]THE WRONG FORUM!!![/I][/size] Shinmaru: AHHHH! *has heart attack* DW: Since it?s in the wrong forum, the moderator of the forum it was posted in can select the skill ?Move Topic? and actually move the topic to the correct forum. Watch. *wiggles index finger* Hm. *wiggles middle finger* Why is it always that one? But ahem? as you can clearly see, the topic is now moved to the Movie Forum. Woopee! Shinmaru: Can I go home now? DW: No >: o I had to suffer like this for Syk SO YOU SUFFER FOR ME! Shinmaru: But who suffers for me? DW: I dunno :< Go play. Shinmaru: YAY! *runs off* [b]Later for a third time?[/b] DW: I?m here at one of our last skills that I?m going to mention. The ability to sticky topics. You?ll probably see the little topic icon with a pushpin in it. Like this? *stabs a pushpin in a man* Man: AHHHH!!! OH MY GOD! AHHH! *collapses from loss of blood* DW: Yep. When we do that, that makes the topic stuck at the top of the page until it?s unstickied. A very useful tool. Man: Doctor? DW: Well, besides the abilities to change topic titles, post in other people?s posts, delete things, and other shizzle, that concludes this lesson because I believe Syk3 is waking up. *runs off* [b]Meanwhile? with Syk?[/b] Syk: Woah. What a weird dweam. I guess I better do my show now. *stands up* Today?s lesson is on- *is beaten down by DW using the Mod Rod* DW: Bye, everyone! :)

I've seen him in many movies. He was marvelous in Edward Scissorhands. So when I mentioned him as one of my top 5, I meant it. Pirates was just one of his best performances.

[CENTER][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=549287[/img][/center] Arg, matie! 'Tis a swashbuckling parody of that ole seadog-worthy tale known as Pirates of the Caribbean! But ye be warned. It includes some ghastly members of OB in it like Dragon Warrior, Syk, and even that freaky, deaky KKC. This'll be told similar to the plot of POTR, but it isn't it exactly, savvy? It's also too long to fit into one post so prepare for more, maties! So grab a pint, pull up a broken chair that someone hit another pirate over the head with, and get ready to enter the great Caribbean world of OTAKUBOARDS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA-God... I'm thirsty. [center]----- [u]Cast[/u][/center] [IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/captainDW.JPG[/IMG] [b]Name:[/b] Captain Dragon Warrior (DW) [b]Age:[/b] Unknown [b]Occupation:[/b] Pirate [b]Role:[/b] To Help Shin Turner [b]Description:[/b] He is the funny captain of the Off-white Gem? er? or was the captain. That is, until the crew committed mutiny and killed his best friend Shinstrap Shin. Now he finds himself wrapped back up in the whole mess of a bloody curse, his old ship mates, and a great love story, which he must help mend. Just poke out his bloody eyes, already! [IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/shinmaru.JPG[/IMG] [b]Name:[/b] Shinstrap Shin [b]Age:[/b] 23 [b]Occupation:[/b] Pirate [b]Role:[/b] To Die [b]Description:[/b] Best friend of Captain DW who also dies a horrible death in a great battle. After cursing the crew of the Off-White Gem, the crew causes another mutiny and reelecting a new captain of the Off-White Gem, Captain Syk. [IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/captainsyk.JPG[/IMG] [b]Name:[/b] Captain Syk3 (Syk) [b]Age:[/b] Old and Smelly (Though, smelly is not an age) [b]Occupation:[/b] Captain of the Off-White Gem [b]Role:[/b] To Get Rid of the Curse [b]Description:[/b] He was once a loyal shipmate under the command of Captain DW when things got ugly and a mutiny occurred. Though Shinstrap Shin was elected as the new captain, he quickly cursed the crew and was killed. So now, with all possible choices of captain out of the way, Syk3 took the helm and became the new leader of the angry crew. He and his crew are now searching for the blood of Shin?s only heir because they were stupid enough to kill Shin before actually thinking about ready the fine print on the cracker box. [IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/shinmaru.JPG[/IMG] [b]Name:[/b] Shinmaru Turner (Shin) [b]Age:[/b] 20 [b]Occupation:[/b] Bad Blacksmith [b]Role:[/b] To Save K.K.C. [b]Description:[/b] He?s dead sexy, but stupid (also the spittin' image of Shinstrap Shin. Eww.. spit). He?s the only son of Shinstrap Shin and will be the one who the pirates will be looking for, though it may be all messed up and whack when KKC (the dumb broad) says her last name is Turner. Shizzle, man! Now Shin has to get up off his ass and save that damn biatch! [IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/KKC.JPG[/IMG] [b]Name:[/b] K.K.C. Swan (KKC) [b]Age:[/b] 20 [b]Occupation:[/b] Being a Dumb Broad [b]Role:[/b] Stupid Biatch [b]Description:[/b] She?s hott, but an idiot. Saying her name was Turner was not the best idea because now she?s going to be involved in some voodoo cracker ritual to lift a deadly curse off of some decapitating pirates! Weee! I wanna be her! ------------ [center][b]Prologue[/b][/center] Our story begins deep within the Otakuboards, in a vast place of lush tropical vegetation and shizzle. The place was quite a riot and a hot spot for tourists coming along to see the latest attractions such as people getting shot out of cannons, cannons getting shot out of cannons, people being shot by cannons, and the amazing cannon-eating cannon man who was shot twice by a cannon man?s cannon. But naturally, the best of the attractions is the filming. Lots of Hollywood films take place in this big Caribbean. In fact, right now, people are filming Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. The strange thing is, movies weren?t around until the 1900?s and here we are in the 1700?s. Go figure. But anyways, Pirates of the Caribbean was [I]such[/I] a boring movie, they decided to drop the whole thing and video tape real pirate action. It just so happens that they were about to find some. A man from the film crew was sitting in his crow?s nest when he took out a video camera and zoomed in on an island where a pirate ship was docking. ?Holy crap!? He was so excited, he fell off the crow?s nest to the watery depths, but no one really cared because they had extra cameramen around. It just so happens that another cameraman saw the island too and he was on the main deck so there was so problem except for the fact he slipped on the wet floor and fell off the boat. But finally, a cameraman was some skill of walking approached the director with the news. ?Sir, there?s an island that cannot be found, but was found and is now found by people so it?s no longer nonfound and therefore is found because it was found and as such it shouldn?t have the name of an island that cannot be found because it was found and I?m redundant.? ?Excellent work, you doofus,? said the director, knocking the cameraman off the boat to follow routine. He then looked over the starboard side to view the island. It was dark and mysterious, sending chills down everyone?s spines. ?Hey, did anyone else feel that chill?? one man asked. ?Yeah. Talk about weird,? another said. ?Anyone want the rest of my sub? I don?t wanna get fat.? ?Quiet, you fools!? the director scolded. ?I hear something.? They all listened to the silence in the air, wondering if the director actually did hear something or if that one time they hit him over the head with a large stage light had some effect on his brain and hearing. They didn?t bother telling him about that little incident, so hush hush ;) Then, there it was. The sound the director heard. A frightening sound to all grown men and women? teenage punk rock. ?Good God, those must be pirates. Only the despicable could listen to such mindless droning and horrific resonance!? The director began running around the deck, tripping over random objects, and barking orders. ?Get ready to pull in! Get the cameras ready! Where are all my cameramen?? ?Overboard, Mr. Director,? said the janitor, who was cleaning up feces. ?Lazy bums,? the director muttered. ?They?d do anything to get out of a job. Even drown themselves. Very well.? The director grabbed a camera and shoved it in the janitor?s arms. ?You?re now a cameraman.? The janitor smiled without many teeth. ?It?s finally Janken?s turn to shine!? The director then came back and snatched the camera. ?Sorry,? he said. ?Found someone better.? ?Aww? I guess it?s back to swabbin? the poop deck.? He went back to mopping up feces (I think we took the term ?poop deck? a little too seriously here) as the director helped navigate the ship into it?s port. Once they parked the ship and they turned off the safety-belt sign, everyone stepped out onto the sand and walked up to the main door of the pirate hideout. ?Wot?s all this, then?? said a British Officer approaching the ship the film crew came on. ?High-tech cameras, stage lights, film-recording studio within the captain?s cabin? I say, you must be boot-legging. This is all from the 20th century.? The director waved his hands. ?I reassure you that we?re foreign tourists.? ?I don?t believe you, wot wot!? said the British Officer. ?You?re under arrest for being from the future.? ?Look who?s talking!? snapped the director. ?You?re from the future yourself! No one wears those clothes these days and the way you talk with the ?wot wot? and stuff? totally future, man.? ?I? uhh? carry on, then.? And he left. ?That was odd.? ?Shut up, Steve Urkle,? scolded the director. ?I?m not sure what I?m doing in this anyways. I?m old now. Hahahahaha!? Meanwhile, the pirates are in their hideout working hard? and PARTYING! Sum41 music is going with the disco ball and everything! ?This party is so sycadellic, man!? said one pirate. ?Totally,? replied another pirate and they clanged drinks, then chugged. Just then, the crew came in and looked around. The director snorted. ?This doesn?t look very much like pirate life.? Suddenly, everything halted and the pirates looked at the film crew. ?Ah? I mean? how authentic.? They still got glares. The director looked around at their angry faces, then kindly and playfully poked at one of their hats. ?I like your hat.? The film crew was beaten up. When they woke up, they saw what this WHOLE story is really about. Who seemed to be the captain of these vicious pirates was none other than Shinstrap Shin. This, of course, is not that mean of a pirate, but a very wise and sexah man. ?Boys,? began Shinstrap, ?Today we take home this big treasure box.? ?Duuuuude,? the pirates all said in unison. ?That?s right. Dude. Now I?m going to open this.? Shinstrap turned and the film crew watched patiently. Actually, the film crew were squirming and the pirates had to shoot most of them and when I say shoot them, I mean give them candy to suck on. Once that was done, Shinstrap took the cloth off a large square and revealed a big box stating ?CRACKERS? in big, bold print. ?Wow,? said one pirate known as Lrb. ?What do you think is inside?? ?Oh, for God sakes,? Shinstrap said, marching up to the box. ?Can?t you read? It clearly says sausages! Now let?s open this bad boy.? ?Yeah!? the pirates cheered and Shinstrap opened the top and peered inside. ?What do you know,? he said with a bit of sadness. ?They?re crackers.? ?Meh, good enough,? said a pirate. ?Yeah,? agreed Shin. ?Now each of you only get two,? he continued as the pirates formed a line and took two crackers each. ?Only two. We need to make sure everyone gets-HEY! Blackbeard. I saw that. Put the third one back.? ?Awww man,? Blackbeard pouted, chucking the cracker at the box, but missing and having it land on the floor. ?Blackbeard. Don?t throw it. Now come pick it up and put it back in the box.? ?Oh my God, you are so ridiculous!? Blackbeard complained and rammed it into the box. ?Good. Now if there?s enough left, you may have another.? ?Yeah, like that?d happen,? Blackbeard sulked, sitting on his velvet cushion. ?Man, what a bitch,? Shinstrap said under his breath. By that time, all the pirates had a cracker or two and were eating. The box was now empty. But something was wrong. ?Hey,? Lrb said suddenly. ?I feel cursed.? ?What?? another pirate said. ?It?s true,? Lrb continued. ?I feel cursed.? ?How the hell do you feel cursed?? one pirate asked. ?I mean, you don?t just feel cursed.? ?I dunno. Call it a hunch.? ?No, this is no hunch,? argued a third pirate. ?That?s a hunch,? he said, pointing to Quasi Motto?s back. ?Hey, I have feelings too, ya know,? the Hunchback said, running off crying. ?Now look what you did,? Shinstrap said. ?Wait,? Lrb interrupted the ruckus. ?This is all Shinstrap?s fault! She cursed us.? ?Umm? Shinstrap?s a he.? ?Oh yeah,? Lrb said, recalling him being called a boy before. ?Then HE cursed us!? ?Like we said before, how the hell do you know?? ?Guys?? said Syk3 from the back of the cave. ?I?ve got a freckle.? The whole room was suddenly filled with girlish screams, though no women were present. ?Don?t scare us like that, Syk,? one pirate said worryingly. ?I?m not joking,? Syk protested. ?LOOK!? He held up the back of his hand and sure enough, there was a freckle. The room once again had the resonance of women shrieks. ?Guys!? Lrb shouted again. ?What now, Lrb? Can?t you see Syk is cursed?? ?So am I!? Lrb griped. ?I have? phlegm.? The room was stunned. ?Maybe we really are cursed,? one man said. Another man ran screaming through the cave and jumped out through a window. Wait? there isn?t a window. Hm. Odd. ?It was Shinstrap?s fault!? Syk carped. ?He cursed us with his crackers!? ?That?s what I said,? Lrb yelled with anger before he was thrown out that same window that was oddly not there in the first place. ?It was probably because we mutinied his friend Dragon Warrior on that God-Forsaken island out in the middle of Otakuboards,? Syk went on. ?Yeah!? cried the crew. ?I say we kill Shin!? ?What?!? one pirate yelped. ?Kill him?? another repeated. ?But that?s murder. We?re the Southern Pirates. We don?t murder.? ?Oh yeah, I forgot,? Syk recalled. ?Well? let?s just dangle him over a vat of sharks then. Until he gets nasty rope burn!? ?Yeah!? the crew erupted again and Shinstrap was carried off to the ship to be dangled and get nasty rope burns. Ouch, those hurt in the shower. Stings like hell, it does. Anyways, so they?re on the ship and are dangling him over the vat of sharks when suddenly, a flying iguana with a knife cuts the rope and Shinstrap falls to his doom with one final girlish scream. ?That was unexpected,? Syk said. ?I guess I?m captain.? ?Cool,? said the crew. ?Wait, sir,? said one acne-infested teenager who happened to be aboard the ship with the fine-print from the cracker box. ?It seems that you needed Shinstrap?s blood to lift the curse, for some reason.? ?Let me see that,? the new captain said, grabbing it out of the greasy hands of the teenage punk. He began reading. [I]It is to be known that when one takes two crackers or more from this box, they will be cursed for a long time and stuff. So long it makes me need to potty a little. But no worries! If you find some dude named Shinstrap or one of his heirs, don?t kill them by dangling them over a vat of sharks. Instead, take some blood and lift the curse. Woopee! But if you killed them like the stupid morons you are, then you?re screwed. This is CNN.[/I] Captain Syk looked up from his paper and stared at his crew. ?Captain?? Lrb said worryingly. ?Excuse me for a minute, boys.? The crew evacuated the ship quickly. Once they were all gone, Syk opened his mouth and let out a loud cuss so great, that all of the Otakuboards could here it. ?Damn,? said the director who was going through the window of the cave at the time. ?Did anyone else hear that?? ?Did I do that? Hahahahahahahaaha!? ?Shut up, Urkle.? [center]----[/center] More to come. :) Comments, pwease.

Ah, well that explains alot ^_^ Facts are, the only character from this "Homestar Runner" site I've even heard of/seen is Strongbad. But he is the shiznit, nevertheless. I'll have a look at Homestar and see your point :)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PoisonTongue [/i] [B]Am I the only one who noticed a similarity to Homestar Runner? [/B][/QUOTE] Riiiight... what's so similar about it? O.o ----------- [center][b]Lesson #2:[/b][u] Tools Needed[/u][/center] Syk: Now that I?m finished cwying, we can start on the newest lesson! Tools Needed! In dis lesson, we?ll be talking about the suppwies we?ll be using durwing this fun and exciting course! DW: Hey, Syk! Syk: Dwagon Warrior. What are woo doing here? DW: You told me I had to come into work today. You wanted me to bring you those magazines. Syk: *sweats* Heh heh. What magazines? I don?t know about any magazines. *punches DW* Whoops. Looks like DW needs a wittle nap. While he sweeps, we may start. Janitor: Hehehehehe? Syk: What? What?s so funny? Janitor: Oh nothing. It?s just your speech impediment. It?s classic. Syk: What speech impediment ;_; Why does evewyone keep on mentioning a speech impediment? Janitor: Because you-- DW: Are sexy! Yeah! That?s it. Sexy. *slays Janitor* Janitor: Ow! Hey! Dying hurts, ya know! Syk: Ohhhh! I understand now. My sexiness equals speech impediment. It all makes sense now. Thanks, Dwagon. DW: Uhh? yeah. Sure thing. Syk: Cwean my underwear >: o DW: What is with you and cleaning underwear? Syk: Do it! DW: No, damnit! Syk: Okay? then could woo get da mail instead? DW: Yeah, I guess I could do that. Where?s your mailbox? Syk: Second one to the weft on the eighth row. DW: Gotcha. *runs off* Syk: Anyways, wet?s get started, shall we? [b]Later? in some factory thingy?[/b] Syk: Dis is da factowy where us mods go to when we need a wepair or need to purchase an item from our local suppwiers. As woo can see, dese men work der asses off just to bwing us what we need. Random Worker: Damn straight, you greedy ****. Syk: Oh, my word! What a mouth woo have on werself! Random Worker: I?m sorry? it?s the pills-SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *runs off* Syk: O.o; Some Dude: Sorry about him, man. He?s totally up da hizzle, word! Syk: What? Some Dude: He got all up in your kool-aid and I was like, woah, man, back off, but he was like, dude, you?re getting? all up in my game, and I was like, you be trippin?, and he was all like, wooooahhh man, you?re crazy! I didn?t mean it! And I was like, that?s right! Don?t be bringing that trash into my house unless you lookin? to hit da dirt, word! Tru dat! Give me some skin, my brotha! Syk: O.o Some Dude: Word. Syk: O.o Some Dude: Word. Syk: O.o Some Dude: Word. Syk: What are woo exactly twying to say, you cwazy pewson? Some Dude: Say what, dawg? Syk: What was dat? Some Dude: Dude, you?re talkin? rhymes, man! Dat?s not my rhythm. You be treaddin?? all over dis turf! Syk: *slowly steps away* [b]Later?[/b] Syk: Dat was a wittle scawy, but we are alwight and dat?s what matters. Oh wait? what ever happened to Dwagon Warrior? [b]Meanwhile?[/b] DW: Hey, I?m back with your-where did he go? Hm. He was just here. I hope he didn?t go to some factory somewhere. That?d suck. Maybe I should wait here. He shouldn?t be long. [b]Back with Syk3...[/b] Syk: I tink I?ll take a wong time to do dis lesson. As I showed woo, dere are many tools built here at dis factowy. For starters, dere?s the almighty [b]MOD WOD[/b]. Very powerful. Random Worker: It?s a Mod [I]ROD[/I], not Mod Wod, ass. Syk: People are so nice awound here, it makes me giggle with gwee! But anyways, awwow me to demonstrate the power of da Mod Wod. Men, bwing me my Wabbit of Wage! Men: Wabbit of Wage? What the hell is that? Syk: Not wabbit of wage. I said wabbit of wage! Guy: O.o Guy2: WTF? Guy3: This guy?s a crackjob. Syk: What?s wong wit woo people? Get me my WABBIT FO WAGE! Guy: Look, man, there?s no such thing as a wabb- Syk: Do it or you?re fired! Guy: Get the man his wabbit of wage. Guy2: But sir, there isn?t such a thing as- Guy: Get him the damn wabbit. Our jobs depend on it! Guy2: Right. *runs off* Syk: Excelwent. As we wait, woo people out dere, I will tell woo about other mod weapons and tools. Dere is da [b]Topic Mover[/b], used to move topics, da [b]Cwoser[/b], which is used to cwose threads, and also da [b]Thingy[/b], which I?m not entirely sure what it does. Guy2: Back! Here?s your wabbit, sir. Syk: Ah good? you bwought me my wab-*sees a turkey in Pjs*-WTF? What da hell is dis? Some kind of joke? Guy3: But sir, we?re not sure what a wabbit is and- Syk: Because it?s a funny joke! Wet?s all waugh at it! Guy: Erm? okay. Guy2: Sounds good. [I]And they all laughed?[/I] [b]Meanwhile?[/b] DW: I?m confuzzled to da meh ;_; Some Dude: Maaaannn? don?t be dissin? on dis crap, dude! Yo gotta get all dat bling bling and get da 411 on da biatch! She?s a slut and you don?t know what?s up! DW: What the hell are you talking about. Some Dude: I don?t know ;_;

Hey, now, Syk, I never asked you to do that, ya know :) Can't blame me for this ordeal. If anything, I'd like it not like this, but if it helps the forums, then so be it :< I'll post my sketches here ;_;

Well, yes, like I said in my first post: [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i] [B]With the style I drew these, curly hair would look terrible. Trust me. [/B][/QUOTE] So that's why there's an absence of the curly hair. And also, this isn't a test of my setting skills. I'm trying to learn how to do humans better. Hence, no setting :)

[color=teal]Mod-approved double post. Threads merged. -Syk3[/color] Well, I drew Frodo and Sam so I might as well draw these two as well (and I'm backed up with requests of drawing another Jack Sparrow, a Freddie Cooger, and Aragorn). This is, like the Frodo and Sam one, a picture that takes place in the dark prancing pony, hence the darker way of shading I used. I believe they both look good, but Pippin all the more. To me, it actually looks like Billy Boyd. And no one say anything about curly hair. With the style I drew these, curly hair would look terrible. Trust me. "It comes in pints?!" [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=548846[/IMG][/center]

[color=teal]Mod-approved double post. Threads merged. -Syk3[/color] Yes, but curly hair is so hard to do :< And you can't really do curly hair the way I made my sketches. I wanted them to kind of have that [b]bold[/b] outline. Meh...

For your information, Ms. K.K.C., I did not forget the hat. :P From the angle I drew it, his feather wouldn't show up. I even tested this by watching the movie. It's true. One scene where the Commedor is holding the sword to him, that feather does not show. So meh on you XD

No offense taken. Like I said before, I don't believe it looks like him. I do know what makes it that way too and it's his eyes. It's always my character's eyes that mess it up. The problem with his is they're too white. :<

XD Yes. He did kill me. And it hurt ;_; But the speech impediment must stay, I'm sorry. It's the only true thing I actually took from the real Syk3 ;) And yes, Mimmi, more to come. I just have to write it :<

No. He would've said u must, but don't give Syk ideas. Washing underwear would be torture XD And the weird way he talks is all more part of the fun :)

'Ello, matie. I am Dragon Warrior. I bet you knew that... yeah... anyways, this idea came to me while in an AIM chat with Syk3. I started blabbing the idea and then to laugh at Syk, made it into something. Then Syk liked it ;_; I was like "Meh to you, Syk", but he wouldn't have it. I ended up dying so I made this and now I will post it. It's gonna be posted in lessons so be sure to return to get a new lesson! ---------- [center][b][u]Syk3?s Guide to Modding Your Ass Off[/u][/b] [size=1]And ways to getting yourself to be a mod.[/size][/center] Syk: Oh, hewwo dere ^_^ Didn?t see woo come in. I?m Syk3, the awesum one :D I?m going to- DW: Cheese. Syk: Uh.. Alwight. Cheese? fine. Anyways, as I was saying, I?m going to- DW: Burger. Syk: Shut dup, alweady. I?m talking. Anyways, I?m going to be teaching woo about- DW: Che- Syk: *slays DW* Dere. I feel better. Now, I?m going to expwain some basic steps to you about da modding world. It?s very exciting, yes. But the path to modding is SOOOOO long that I?ll have to spwit it up into more than one lesson. As such, let?s begin, shall we? [center][b]Lesson #1:[/b][u]Preparing For Modhood[/u][/center] Syk: This is a very important step awong da path to modhood. It took me fifty years to get where I am and I?m not even 18 yet. So if you expect to become a mod, you?re going to have to waste fifty of your 18 years. Now let?s begin. Firstly, we need for you to read da forum wules before you may start. I have my assistant Dwagon Warrior here to help me. Dwagon! DW: You killed me ;_; Syk: Yes, now pwease get da wule book! DW: *crawls away* Syk: Now den, once he fetches da book of wules, we may begin. To be a good mod, you must know all da wules [I]and[/I] fowwow dem. Sounds hard, yes, but I did it and look how sexy I am. DW: *crawls back with da Rule Book* Syk: Ah. Very good, DW. Let?s begin. As we take a wook at dese wules, you may see that James, the administrator of this whole setup, has suppwied us with some very interesting ideas. He even starts off da wules with the definition of spam! Now that?s classy. DW: Can I go now? Syk: Shut dup! Ahem? anyways, once you know what spam is? what? You don?t? That?s because you suck. Allow me to tell you (in James? words, of course). Ahem? AHEEMMM? *cough*cough*hack* Okay? ahem? errmmmhemmm? ACCKKKKHACCKKK!!! Patooie! There? something was in my throat. Quite nasty, boys and girls. Kay, the definition of spam is canned meat pwoduct consisting pwimawily of chopped pork pwessed into a woaf. Sounds nasty. ???: Excuse me while I throw up. Syk: OMG OMG OMG! It?s Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes, everybody! Nobody in Particular: *claps twice and remains silent* Syk: What are woo doing here, Mr. Snipes? Shouldn?t woo be making some cwazy action-packed adventure film in Howwywood? Wesley: What the hell is Howwywood? Syk: You know. Howwywood. Wesley: I don?t follow. Syk: HOWWYWOOD! HOWWYWOOD! The pwace where dey make films! Wesley: Ohhh! Ohhh! Hollywood. Sorry. Couldn?t understand you with your speech impediment. Syk: What speech impediment? (long silence) Wesley: Uhh? so? makin? a guide to modding, eh? I was a mod back in my day. Syk: Weally? I bet all our weaders would wove to here your stowy, Mr. Snipes! Wesley: I?m sorry? I can?t understand one frickin? thing you say. I?m gone. (walks out) Syk: Call me! (turns back) Okay. As I was saying before that hunk of handsome Wesley Snipes came out, we were discussing what spam was. Now that you know, I will further edumacate woo in da wide world of other wules! Da next wule of the fowum is a biggy! No bad wanguage. This covers a wot of stuff, man! Swearing, sexual content, verbal abuse, and lots of other stuff I don?t care about. But that?s okay. I?m a mod. DW: Mods should follow the rules. Syk: Are woo still here? DW: You told me I couldn?t leave ;_; Syk: Well, make yourself wuseful and wash my underwear. DW: What? O.o Syk: NOW >: o DW: You?re a stupid head! *runs off crying* Syk: Oy? Anyways, I was saying more wules. Advertising is a bad thing! We don?t advertise on dese boards so watch out! But den again, dere?s your sig. That?s a good pwace to cheat us mods and advertise. Wait a second? you cheated me >: o DW: God, you?re a dumbass. Syk: Shouldn?t you be cweaning something? >: o DW: Awww man? Syk: Now den? I?m going to concwude dis lesson because you suck and cheated and that makes me mad. And sad. I?m gonna cwy now. Pwus, all da west of da wules are not important enough to continue with. Dis cwoses our first lesson. Woo have passed. Woo are now one step cwoser to becoming a mod like me. But not as sexy. That?s just Syk and Syk onwy. DW: Bye everyone! Syk: Get back to work! DW: You suck, Syk! And smell bad! Syk: Maybe I do suck? maybe I do smell? but I? umm? yeah? I?m done.

[color=teal]Mod-approved double post. Threads merged. -Syk3[/color] Heh. Glints are funny. But meh, they tilt a bit, that's why. Maybe I gave him too much eyeliner ;)

By using the same style as I did with Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, I've created another goofy thingy like so! It's Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee from LOTR. This is the scene where they are sitting at a table in the Prancing Pony worried about Gandalf. The picture is meant to be very dark since the inn is dim inside. I think I did well on Sam (the one on the left), but then Frodo (the right one) doesn't seem all together my best. He doesn't look too much like Frodo and I sighed at that fact when I finished. It's those danged eyes. Eyes are my enemies lately :< Anyways, C&C, please. Thanks. [center][img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=548144[/img][/center]

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Thank you, Pyro. The hand was difficult and I didn't really notice it was "crap" until I put it on the web and someone mentioned it. I was like "Nooooo!!!!" so you savvy, right? XD

Well, there is my William Turner sketch in another thread here on OB. That one was actually the first one I drew, then I drew this Jack Sparrow sketch. I thank you for your comments.

Yes, I find that hand was my downfall in this piece. It wouldn've been perfect or something of that caliber, but Noooo! I had to go and draw the hand goofy :< Life is silly, aye?

[color=teal]Mod-approved double post. Threads merged. -Syk3[/color] Really? I like the eyes. In fact, I believe that's how Jack's are. Droopy, as Dan put it, and eye-linered XD His hand is not doing silly signs, Danny, my boy, just simply two fingers tucked under. He does that in the movie. And the thing his hand is on is a crow's nest.

Thank ya kitty. And yes, he has big eyes, doesn't he? That's bothered me and I believe that is why he doesn't look like Orlando Bloom :)